Saturday, November 12, 2005

Loser Orcs!


Tang-ina! This is really kaiba na! Shit talaga you katutubos! Tama bang to make my commenting system as an orc shoutbox. In case you haven't notice, THIS IS MY BLOG you fucking obnoxious nincompoops! The last time I checked, the title is not "This is where all the bobo callcenter orcs hangout." or "Mordor". Damn talaga! I got hospitalized na nga for two days tapos this is what I'm going to see pa on my commenting system. Tang-ina talaga you all no! Wala talaga you all breeding. I placed a disclaimer na nga tapos you are all so fucking kulit and uber dull mga brains pa to post pa rin all your filthy comments here. Shit talaga. You are always messing with my aura talaga kahit cyber na. The hell!

And please stop with all the loser-poser comments. You know nothing naman eh. Yeah. That's what you all know. Nothing lang. I bet if I'm going to pinch your head, it'll pop up dahil it's just puno lang naman ng air no. You are all yabang eh to assume lang naman all you can do. Also please stop dreaming no. The hell! Attend first to all your pera problems before posting your bobo comments here. I grew tired na rin of deleting some tanga comments and it's getting kinda irritating na rin. As what I said before, "Don't you have lives ba?" Kaya the Pinas is considered pa rin as a third world country, it's because of you BOBO peeps and the BULOK government you have. You are always fond of wasting company resources on your uber tamad, aksaya ang tangang lifestyles. Sabagay, our family is getting richer and richer nga pala because of the CHEAP labor you are offering our company. In a way, we should thank you na rin natives for being that way.

Also, to the people who said some nasty things about Ysabelle, FUCK YOU ALL NO! You are nothing compared to her. At least, she's earning her money in a very professional way sa New York as an HR manager. Unlike you bobo natives na can't even have a formal conversation with a client without the help of some scripts. How low is that? And what's with the english-bisaya accent ba? It's kinda irritating din eh. Please don't tell me it's the in thang right now... well for me it's thang-ina nyo all no! Drop the twang and be yourselves! It's not bagay kasi eh. Kinda irritating pa sa tenga. I mean, no matter how hard you orcs try to change your lifestyles, baho pa rin kayo for me.

Seriously, this is my space. I created it to air my opinions no. So WALA TALAGA kayong say. I mean, I can't even post na my photos here because some of the barbaric orcs is threatening me. For security reasons, I have to put down na some of my photos. I'm not as bobo naman like you dogs eh. Tang-ina! Wait til I get back there. Let's see how tough you bobo katutubos really are! I'll be arriving to Manila on November 14 via Philippine Airlines flight no. pr 103 at around 6 A.M. May stopover lang saglit sa Honolulu before heading straight to Manila.

Now, if you guys are still bobo pa rin to understand what I just wrote, it'll only suggest one thing ---- LOSERS!

124 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU COFIBEAN! PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME I HAVE A REALLY TIGHT PUSSY! PLEASE ... BE THE DAD OF MY FUTURE KIDS! PLEASE ...

Anonymous said...

Mas shit ka! LOOSER!

Anonymous said...

BEST BLOG EVAH! Luvyah cofibean!

Anonymous said...

fukeh mo! shit ka. fekfek mo may ngipin.

Anonymous said...

cofibean. you're so funny!
astig ka talaga

Anonymous said...

Kung losers kami, ano ka? Tae?

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, NO. 1 KA DITO SA CEBU! Dami mong fans dito! Keep on writing pare!

Anonymous said...

Wala kang kwentang tao dude. Isuck mo na lang ako para magkasilbi ka naman.

Anonymous said...

PUKINGINA MO KANG BWAKANANGINA MO KA!

Anonymous said...

PFFFT. pure ripoff of http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush/ . wag ka na, mas nakakatawa siya. :p

Anonymous said...

Guys, what's with the hate ba? Kung titignan naman natin, mukhang totoo ang sinasabi ni cofibean against us. Tignan nyo ang mga comments nyo. Kung ako sa inyo. Hinde ko na lang bibisitahin itong site na ito.

Mag-trabaho nalang tayo! Tama na ang petix!

Maraming salamat.

Anonymous said...

Tanga! Si cofibean at caffeinerush ay iisa! :P

Anonymous said...

Korek!

Anonymous said...

Pakyushet ka! Tangina mo! Ikaw ang katutubo at bobo! Hinde ka nga marunong magsalita ng english. Moron!

Anonymous said...

IBOYCOTT SI COFIBEAN! WAG BASAHIN ANG BLOG NYA! ANGAT PINOY! ANGAT PILIPINAS 2006 NA!

Anonymous said...

hhahahahaha... now i'm wetting my boxers. this is really one piece of funny shit. are you for true dude? fuck man, you are one great writer. nainis ako dun ah. hope tumagal pa buhay mo. lmao!

Anonymous said...

Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass!

Anonymous said...

ANG KULIT NYO DIN NAMAN NO! SABI NG IBOYCOTT E. WAG NYO NG BASAHIN ANG BLOG NA ITO!

ANGAT PINOY! ANGAT PILIPINAS! YEAR 2006 NA!

Anonymous said...

Kaw ang makulit at may sapak sa ulo. Ikaw lang ata mag-isa ang post ng post dito. Shet ka! Pakamatay na lang kayong dalawa ni cofibean!

Anonymous said...

Himala, wala ata ngayon sina crouching pussy at xumai pekpek.

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Anonymous said...

Pathetic!

Anonymous said...

hahahaah!!!! PIKON..
Now, who's being bobo...paenglish english pa daw o, mali mali naman...
you are the loser cofibean!! you suck so bad I cant even even begin to feel sorry. EWWW!
Know what, this isn't your space..If you truly, really want THIS to be YOUR space, take out the Comment Option. Dare? I bet you wouldn't. You live for this. KSP!

Anonymous said...

Why naman kasi you all are soo epal no? Can't you just leave me alone on my *toot* *toot* space? I am becoming bakla na here no!

Whatever mader! As in!

Anonymous said...

WAG NYO NA KASI PANSININ PARA TUMIGIL NA ITONG SI COFIBEAN. WAG NA DIN KAYONG MAGCOMMENT DITO! PLEASE LANG!

Anonymous said...

cofibean you're THE BOMB. I like talaga your site. Keep showing those orcs they don't deserve to be here! I invited na my friends to visit your site. They like it.

Anonymous said...

Himala, wala ata ngayon sina crouching pussy at xumai pekpek.

baka napahiya sila sa post ni cofibean

Anonymous said...

my darling cofibean,

nagde-deteriorate na ang blog mo.. i hated you at first, and then i got amused.. you were actually entertaining me.. and then now, your posts really sound so boring and so baduy.. a true rich kid won't speak like this.. it's just horrible.. the game is over, kid. palpakis. you used to be funny, now you're jologs. i predict this is going to end pretty soon.. corny na. as in CORNY. disappointed na ko. your stories are so.. ho-hum, most the time RIDICULOUS. corny mo talaga. pwe!

Anonymous said...

and sweetie, you've got such bony hands.. ysabelle would never like that. disgusting hand.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you're losing your consistency! Sana you have to improve your writing style a bit. Konting changes naman. Maganda na kasi noon e, tapos you're getting redundant na!

Anonymous said...

nagdududa na ko kung iisa lang talaga si caffeinerush at cofibean.

mas nakakatawa kasi yung pagkabobo ni caffeinerush eh.eto paulitulit lang.

Anonymous said...

Ayan cofibean, ang dami ng naasar sayo. Paulit-ulit mo na lang daw binabash ang mga callcenter orcs este people. Dapat daw iba naman. Hihihi!

I have nothing against those callcenter people. Pero naaliw pa rin ako kay cofibean.

Wag mo na lang pansinin ang mga yan. In short inggit lang yan sa yo. Keep this post up dude. Sila ang mga jologs. Hihi.

Two thumbs up pa rin!

Anonymous said...

And besides, sino ba naman ang hinde maaasar sa ginawa nyong mga callcenter orcs sa comment box ni cofibin. Dati naaliw pa akong magbasa pero ngayon pinuno nyo ng walang kwentang away nyo. Sino ngayon ang mga jologs.

and to the cheapipay na nagdarling kay cofibin, please lang day. hinde ka papatulan nun dahil sabi nga nya, wala kang say.

Go cofibin!

Anonymous said...

There are one thing I have to say to you, the person behind cofibean:

We are earning our money from decent jobs. So why insult us on the internet. Have we done anything to insult you? Please don't count as people who hate you because personally, I don't know you. And I think you don't know me too. But I want to tell you this, get a life.

We call center people are still the one behind why our economy is still up.

So just think about it! Good riddance.

Anonymous said...

To the person who posted this:

Anonymous said...
my darling cofibean,

nagde-deteriorate na ang blog mo.. i hated you at first, and then i got amused.. you were actually entertaining me.. and then now, your posts really sound so boring and so baduy.. a true rich kid won't speak like this.. it's just horrible.. the game is over, kid. palpakis. you used to be funny, now you're jologs. i predict this is going to end pretty soon.. corny na. as in CORNY. disappointed na ko. your stories are so.. ho-hum, most the time RIDICULOUS. corny mo talaga. pwe!


Honey, for once, hindi sosy ang palpakis na word. Its soooo squatter. And besides, what do you think of rich people? Uto-uto just like you? Actually, we are the ones who have the right to be happy in this world. Not you honey. I'm sorry but please go back to your phonecall. Hinde ka sinuswelduhan para magcomment dito. Dahil para sa matatalino lang ito. With that kind of attitude towards work dapat lang talaga sa inyo pinapagalitan.

I really pity you for being affected by this blog. It takes a lot of common sense to read between the lines and understand its meaning. Of which, obviously, you don't have.

And whats with the pwe? Ewww!

So jologs talaga.

Anonymous said...

Impostor!

Anonymous said...

Ikaw ang impostor! Animal!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
and sweetie, you've got such bony hands.. ysabelle would never like that. disgusting hand.


Why, wala bang bones ang kamay mo? Kung gayon! Isa kang pusit! Bow.

Anonymous said...

ROT IN HELL COFIBEAN!

Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering why there are some people asking cofibean to change his writing style and to change his topic. Ano ba ito? Totoo ba ito o likhang isip lang?

Ngayon lang kasi ako nakadinig na merong gustong magpabago ng style ng pagsusulat at idea ng blog. Lmao!

Diba ang blog na ito ay ginawa dahil galit ang writer sa mga callcenter? Bakit sya inuutusan na palitan ang topic nya? Reverse psychology ba yun?

Mag-isip nga tayo.

Tapos yung isa naman ay nagcocomment na nabo-bore na daw sya dito. Bakit mo naman babasahin ang isang babasahin kung nabobore ka na pala. Tapos magcocomment ka pa. Lmao uli.

Kung utusan pala ang writer ng site na ito, pwede na din bang pakitimpla na din ako ng kape at ipag hugas ng pinggan? At pakimasahe na rin ang aso ko na si Kropeks.

Nalilito lang po.

Anonymous said...

Ako naman one venti light caramel frap. (",)

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Jay was here. XXII

Anonymous said...

Pano ba maglagay ng nick dito?

Anonymous said...

ATTENTION TO ALL CALLCENTER AGENTS:

IBOYCOTT PO NATIN ANG BLOG NA ITO. WAG NA PO NATING BASAHIN DAHIL TUMUTUYO LANG ITO SA UTAK NATING MGA TAGA CALLCENTER. MAS MARAMI PA PONG MAHAHALAGANG GAWAIN SA ATING MGA TRABAHO NA DAPAT BIGYAN PANSIN. WAG NA PO TAYONG MAG AKSAYA NG PANAHON DITO.

BANGON PINOY! ISULONG MO ANG PAGIGING PILIPINO! YEAR 2006 NA!

Anonymous said...

Isang sira ang ulo ang nagpost sa itaas. Baka bukas makalawa ay magpost na yan na magugunaw na ang mundo.

Kakatakot naman. Dapat dyan ay dalhin na sa mental at baka mangagat pa.

Anonymous said...

Chatroom ba ito? Bakit walang listahan ng mga users?

Anonymous said...

Kumakain ka ba ng tae cofibean? Bakit ang baho ng bibig mong puking-ina moka??!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Totoo ba si cofibean? You must be a big joke. There's no person like you will ever exist in a million years. You are so mean.

May God bless you and change you.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, si Cofibean ay isang bakla. Sinong lalaki ba naman ang mahilig magshopping? BAKLA LANG DIBA?

Anonymous said...

DAPAT SA LAHAT NG BAKLA AY PINAPATAY AT SINUSUNOG SA PLAZA. WALA TALAGA KAYONG MAGANDANG DULOT SA MUNDO!

Anonymous said...

Crappy blog I must say.

Anonymous said...

I really need to see this guy speak one straight sentence in English. And when he does, then maybe I will post again to insult him. Right now I don't speak his native language which I believe msot of us call 'STUPID' :)

Besides, for all you know guys, this is just some janitor given free 15 minutes in the internet cafe he works in.

Of course we don't want him to stop. We need something to amuse us. He should have called himself conioclown or something like that instead of that cofishit thing he has going on :)

Anonymous said...

I think he is HOT!

Anonymous said...

Haha! Did I just see that? He actually gave his flight details?!?!?!

It would be so easy to spot him. Just look for a guy/girl/gay/neutered guy who always looks pissed staging that 24 hour PMS aura of his nad beat the living shit out of him.

Better yet, let's run him over with a car. Probably in some way we can get him to speak straight English when we knock his head that hard :)

Will try to make a rendition of him soon in probably his next few blogs. Stay tuned :)

Anonymous said...

Quote from the asswipe:

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Also, to the people who said some nasty things about Ysabelle, FUCK YOU ALL NO! You are nothing compared to her. At least, she's earning her money in a very professional way sa New York as an HR manager. Unlike you bobo natives na can't even have a formal conversation with a client without the help of some scripts. How low is that? And what's with the english-bisaya accent ba? It's kinda irritating din eh. Please don't tell me it's the in thang right now... well for me it's thang-ina nyo all no! Drop the twang and be yourselves! It's not bagay kasi eh. Kinda irritating pa sa tenga. I mean, no matter how hard you orcs try to change your lifestyles, baho pa rin kayo for me.
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You better show us in return how you really earn your money aside from squealing to your mom, asking for new phones and going to useless trips. At least I can attest that I earn mine through real brilliant ways instead of whining like a wounded animal cornered in the woods. Wahahahaha :) !!!!

And if you don't want anyone to comment on your blog, then go write it offline in some word document or something. Even a dog being screwed sideways could have figured that out so that no one will trash all your feel-good-about-myself-for-no-apparent-reason comments.

Anonymous said...

Your the best cofibean!
Greatest writer ever!

Tama lang you said all those stuff pare!
Show those stupid mother fuckin' bastard call-center whore orcs how LOSER they are pare!

Good luck with your dearest Ysabelle! Makikita rin nya how lucky she is with you. Hope you sulot her from her pulpol boyfriend in the near future bro'!

Your the man talaga!
Napaka Totoo!

Anonymous said...

hay naku po kahit ano pang sasabihin nyo.. love ko parin c cofibean! I LOVE U COFIBEAN!!
alam ko namang loves mo rin kaming mga orcs and native bobos,pareho kaya tayo.di ba ang magnanakaw ay galit sa kapwa magnanakaw?

Anonymous said...

ang dami namang bakla dito..
ganun nga talaga pag bakla ang nagsulat bakla rin ang nag ko-comment..
hay naku dios na bahala sa inyong mga bakla,lalo kana cofibean.reyna nang kabaklaan.

Anonymous said...

No comment.

Anonymous said...

mayaman ba talaga si cofibean? bakit parang puro ugat yung kamay niya? heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

siguro pasmado sa katatype sa computer dahil call center agent din siya

Anonymous said...

PFFFT. pure ripoff of http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush/ . wag ka na, mas nakakatawa siya. :p

e2 lang ang masasabi ko...ang tanga tanga naman ng nagsabi nyang nasa itaas..bobo ndi man lang nya naisip na si cofibean yun...iisa lang sila no! how stupid naman! hay naku basta ako naaliw ako kay cofibean...mabait po yan for your info inaccept nga nya ako sa friendster nya eh.... basta cofibean keep it up naiintindihan kita...

Anonymous said...

Kaninong kamay ba ang walang ugat? E di hinde gumana ang mga daliri mo. Shungak!

Anonymous said...

Mga tungaw! I boycott na lang natin to. Para matigil na si cofibean.

Anonymous said...

hey guys!! wattup??

hay..its been a long time since i last checked out matt's blog..and now, i don't have any idea on what's going on..can please someone tell me?? thnx..


P.S.

and oh!! where is xumai and kitten?? i've missed them alot... : )

Anonymous said...

hay naku... cofibean never fails...

hay naku...

Anonymous said...

anonymous said:
Kaninong kamay ba ang walang ugat? E di hinde gumana ang mga daliri mo. Shungak!

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Yung kamay ko walang ugat at smooth at very creamy pa ang balat ko......

Hahahahahhaa, ignorance nga naman

OO yung tunay na mayaman, wala silang ugat sa kamay dahil sa
mahilig silang mag lotion at nagpapa spa pa sila no para gumanda ang kanilang mga kamay at paa. have u heard of the
PARAFFIN HAND TREATMENT????? just shut up idiot

Anonymous said...

Reading all your posts, I really feel sorry that your running your family's company to the ground, with your stupidity in both the English language and with dealing with life.

Let's meet up so that I can kill you and finally end the misery that you are instilling to your family with being such a brat. Haha! Yeah that was the word I ws looking for: brat. How fitting :P

When you come home, make a big sign with your screen name on it and walk to the middle of the road, that way we don't avoid you when you are already in front of our cars :P

Anonymous said...

Quote:
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Tang-ina! This is really kaiba na! Shit talaga you katutubos! Tama bang to make my commenting system as an orc shoutbox. In case you haven't notice, THIS IS MY BLOG you fucking obnoxious nincompoops! The last time I checked, the title is not "This is where all the bobo callcenter orcs hangout." or "Mordor". Damn talaga! I got hospitalized na nga for two days tapos this is what I'm going to see pa on my commenting system. Tang-ina talaga you all no! Wala talaga you all breeding. I placed a disclaimer na nga tapos you are all so fucking kulit and uber dull mga brains pa to post pa rin all your filthy comments here. Shit talaga. You are always messing with my aura talaga kahit cyber na. The hell!
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Shut up. If you wanted to not be heard, type offline so that people won't comment on this. It may be your blog, but the comment feature pretty much is open for everyone. But I don't expect a half-brain like you to udnerstand that. Hehehehe.

Awwwww you got hospitalized? Haha!!! Good for you :) I bet that was some scary shit moment? Wahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOBO ORC KA DIN!!!

IF I KNOW, KAMUKHA MO LANG PWET KO. ESTE! MAGANDA PA PALA PWET KO KAYA CGURO UNG SPIT KO NA LANG

BWAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Copiben! Copiben! Copiben! Hampaslupa!!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for you.. And your parents.. TSssssssssssskkkkk

diana© said...

Cofibean, uhm..

Nagugulat lang ako sa comments dito. I'm not siding with anyone but..

Wag mo na lang pansinin. :)

Let there be peace on earth. Uh, on Blogspot. Particularly, on your blog. ^_~

Anonymous said...

sana mag crash yong airplane,tapos kaw lang yong mamatay hmmm.. that would be great!

Anonymous said...

OHH MY FUCKIN GAWD!!!

Your character r0x0rs!!
Yeah who wouldnt hate Ugly faggs who work in callcenters? well wouldnt really want to generalize but most people who work in callcenters are lowlife ugly faggs who think they sound soo cool while they walk around trying soo hard to speak english...
Why do they get hired?
Orcs? waheheh!! thanks man Ill be callin them Orcs from now on!

YES I hate the MASA wakekeke! EVEN HATE BASKETBALL kasi pang MASA wakekeke! welcome to the club man!

Anyway love the character man!
Sakit nga tyan ko sa kakatawa!
I was given the impression that writing in the 1st person view was really easy... but how do you create a char soo inconsistent...soo stupid...soo True? look at the controversy youve created? ahihihi!!

Heres a good title for your blog:

"You can Breed and Make Money but Money cant buy Breeding"

lol!! keep it up man!! cheers!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree iba talaga pag "old rich"!
compared sa mga nanalo lang sa lotto!

Anonymous said...

hi! napadaan lang po! hihi!

Anonymous said...

cofibean is crazy! "cofi"'s not even spelled like that! such a moron! why would you take a picture of your hand! IT'S UGLY! and i bet you're ugly.. in and out! do you even understand what i'm saying.. stupid!

Anonymous said...

dear, "make basa" in english is READ! you might wanna edit that, and all those stupid things you're writing!

Anonymous said...

Mga bobo!

Anonymous said...

you should write a book man, or even just a compilation of all this...

instant best seller yun! screw the critics!

not as if you'd need the extra dough... think of it as a contribution to the almost inexistent collection of filipino contemporary lit...

kailangan ng pilipinas ang libro... masyado na maraming tanga sa bansa...

yeah... rock and roll!

Anonymous said...

galing galing!!!! kala ko wala nang mahihirit si cofi, meron pa rin! tapos meron pa ring nagagalit! bwahahahaha! walang kadala-dala!!!! pero cofi, ang pangit ng "kuko mo kuno". yan ang malinis na kuko ng taong laging nadudungisan ang kamay o kaya laging kinakagat ang kuko.

Anonymous said...

cofibean pare, I commend your writing... two thumbs up my friend. and to all those who are dense enough to not realize the whole essence of this blog: I pity all of you... maybe you are as low as cofibean says... anyone who would like to get go against me in a war of words, feel free. as for you cofibean, keep up the goodwork brother... we intelectualls have your back. lotsa peace from Chicago dude.

Anonymous said...

ikaw kya ung BOBO..kya nga po my comment section..pra lagyan ng comment..whether good or bad..kng yaw mo mkabasa ng comment n masama e d tanggalin mo nlng..or better off delete mo un account mo..nkarating ka lng kng san parte ng mundo akala mo kng cno k ng super taas ang level...haha..kya nga "akala"..akala mo lng un n..humarap k muna s salamin pra malaman mo ung tunay..

Anonymous said...

Hi Cofibean,

I love your posts. I agree with some of your entries now because after reading what these "katutubo orcs" have written, I can say that they really have no breeding. I hated you before, but right now I am one of your supporters.

Keep it up and don't mind them.

Another Cofibean Fanatic

P.S. Damn, there's something erotic about that finger. If your middle digit is that long, I can just imagine the length of a specific appendage of your body.

Anonymous said...

For Joshua Alexander whatever....

Go follow your gay lover cofibean and stop posting here. You sound as offended as the blog owner, and I bet only faggot nitwits like you can actually relate to him. Bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

sir matt, magkakasakit ako sa Nov 14, diko po kayo masusundo sa airport. censya na. uwi na lang kau magisa, lakarin nyo na lang. meron kasi nag-tip sakin na aabangan ka ng mga tinatawag mong call center orcs sa tarmac pa lang. style ninoy baga. shoot to kill sir. ayoko naman madamay. kaya bahala na kayo sa buhay nyo sir. gagah ka kasi eh.

Anonymous said...

Lakakweng lalakwe ka talaga mag salita i like you na.. hehehe.

Anonymous said...

Joshua Alexander Espino (JAE) said - hehe, napakatanga mo naman read ahole si cofibean unang nag comment about CC peeps. Yeah, you are intellectual. Intellectually Ignorant. Haaay!

Anonymous said...

hospitalized...? I WISH YOU DIED!!!! impostor! what a shame! you just wont give a piece of you identity coz YOU'RE A FAKE! yeah why dont you take out the Comment Option. If you enjoy calling us bad names, same here ...

Anonymous said...

Quote by meeegs:
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kailangan ng pilipinas ang libro... masyado na maraming tanga sa bansa...
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And you think by publishing this crap, you will make more people intelligent? You are going to start a revolution that will kill both you and the blog author, literally.

Use your head for a change. There is a reason why you were given one. Sheesh...

Even here in the comment box you can find a lot of morons

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Anonymous said...

TAMA SI COFIBEAN. AMBOBOBO NYO! KUNG NAPIPIKON KAYO DITO, BAKIT PA KAYO NAGBABASA. BOBO! BOBO! BOBO!

Anonymous said...

Calling all 'HAT' takers, let us unite to track this man. he's cool and i really wanted to kick his ass! this one is a great challenge ayt? dont think its impossible coz there aint no room for you ta have some 'hat' if you do. +++raze

Anonymous said...

calling all 'HAT' takers, let us track this man down. he's kinda cool and i want to kick his ass.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean and everyone else who left a comment here, thanks for the laugh. You guys are so funny!

Anonymous said...

cofibean,
pak shet! you make me so hot! I'm so wet na! Please kantutin mo na ako! I can't hold it anymore... I'm so horny... Please suck my balls na and make tira sa my pwet na...

Anonymous said...

cofibean,
Fuck! You make me so horny and wet! I can't wait for you to get home so we can make kantutan sa wise hotel in Quiapo!!! Please! Kantut me now! I can't hold it anymore!!

Anonymous said...

Can't hold it anymore? then let go of your dick and cut it off with a cleaver. Stop that FWAPping of yours and get a life.

Stupid ass fag....

Anonymous said...

bakla!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

di ka lang natanggap sa call center kaya ka ganyan... Bakla... suck your father's dick na lang...

Anonymous said...

oi "EGGHEAD" - kung sosyal ka at pnagmamalaki mo na taga- Brent ka kuno??? at isa kang npaka-intelihenteng nilalang. Bkit ndi ka kya mag-post ng entry na English lhat ng sasabihin mo at ndi taglish "hung-hang" ka kse kya puro dada ka lng. At isa pa pano mo kmi mpapaniwala na galing ka tlga ng States? Eh parang kathang-isip lng yang mga pnagsasabi mo eh! Pare este Mare mg-post ka ng 'REAL PICTURES MO" yung tlagang may kuha ka ng bwat pinuntahan mo -dhil yng mga nilagay mo na pics. ang dali-dali lng kumuha sa net ng mga ganyang kuha bobo ka tlga... COFIBEAN, NDI NMAN MASAMA MANGARAP EH YUN NGA LANG NA-SOBRAHAN KA SA KAKAILUSYON MO!!! KAYA BETTER HAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS CHECK - ARASO!!!!

**wicked**

Not a Blogger said...

hahaha.. kakatuwa tlga itong blog na ito.. DA BEST EVER! HArHarHar

Anonymous said...

not really funny.... seems like u really are feeling the American air huh? Not because you are already living in the US you can just make comments like that to your fellow Filipinos. You might have been a Naturalized American but you can't still deny the fact that the blood that oozes in your veins is still very Filipino, the ones you called BOBO. True that we are under a bulok government but it doesn't mean that you can under estimate every individual living in this country. Now, if you want people not to comment on everything that you blab in here, you might as well make a private journal, not like this one that can be accessed by others.

Anonymous said...

ANG BOBO niyong lahat. Inis na inis kayo kay Cofibean pero balik kayo ng balik dito.. common sense. Pota. Kaasar.

Anonymous said...

this word best describes you....



OXIMORON



got it? maybe not...

Anonymous said...

this is the first time that i have been to this site, my friend suggested reading this if i was getting sleepy or if i wanted something to pique me up, and it did...cofibean it is very irating the way you write, the way you talk about other people... you should be ashamed of yourself talking that way as if you are above everybody else. For all I know you're not that rich and that you're only a freeloader... for all I know I can even BUY your whole family and kick you off to space. Yuck! I'm never coming here again. Such a waste of time.

Anonymous said...

TAO KA BA??? PUTANG INA MO!!! HOY BAKLA!! PILIPINO KA BA HA? BAT GANYAN KA MANLAIT NG KAPWA MO PINOY???
ALAM MO...WAG KA MAGSALITA NG GANYAN KASE KAHIT ANO GAWIN MO PILIPINO KA PARIN!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
DI MO MAIPAGKAKAILA YUN!! DI AKO NANINIWALA NA YOU'RE RICH...BAKA NAGPAPANGGAP LANG NA MAYAMAN!! DI AKO NANINIWALA NA ANG ISANG SOBRANG YAMAN NA TAO E MAGAAKSAYA NG PANAHON MAG CREATE NG BLOG NA GANITO! CHEAP!!!! NI HINDI KA NGA MAKAPAG COMPOSE NG ISANG SENTENCE NA STRAIGHT ENGLISH!!!! BAKA KASI IT WILL TAKE YOU 24 HOURS E PARA MAKAGAWA NG ISANG POST NA DERECHO NA ENGLISH!!! HAHAHAHA!!! BOBO!! ISA KA DIN KATUTUBO!!! WISH KO LANG MAGHIRAP KA!!!. YUN E KUNG....MAYAMAN KA NGA!!!! HAHAHA!!!! BAKLA!!!

Anonymous said...

TAO KA BA??? PUTANG INA MO!!! HOY BAKLA!! PILIPINO KA BA HA? BAT GANYAN KA MANLAIT NG KAPWA MO PINOY???
ALAM MO...WAG KA MAGSALITA NG GANYAN KASE KAHIT ANO GAWIN MO PILIPINO KA PARIN!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
DI MO MAIPAGKAKAILA YUN!! DI AKO NANINIWALA NA YOU'RE RICH...BAKA NAGPAPANGGAP LANG NA MAYAMAN!! DI AKO NANINIWALA NA ANG ISANG SOBRANG YAMAN NA TAO E MAGAAKSAYA NG PANAHON MAG CREATE NG BLOG NA GANITO! CHEAP!!!! NI HINDI KA NGA MAKAPAG COMPOSE NG ISANG SENTENCE NA STRAIGHT ENGLISH!!!! BAKA KASI IT WILL TAKE YOU 24 HOURS E PARA MAKAGAWA NG ISANG POST NA DERECHO NA ENGLISH!!! HAHAHAHA!!! BOBO!! ISA KA DIN KATUTUBO!!! WISH KO LANG MAGHIRAP KA!!!. YUN E KUNG....MAYAMAN KA NGA!!!! HAHAHA!!!! BAKLA!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha the best u pare huh! dami galit sau ash in grabe... lyk me... malapit na you masakal grrrr..... pero in fairness diba? ur kinda entertaining pero slight lang bwahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

pwede ka bang sibakin sa pwet?

Anonymous said...

pwede ka ba sibakin sa pwet?

Anonymous said...

Pare macho mo, pakiss nga! wahahaha

Anonymous said...

can't believe that all these folks took this blog seriously. i was apalled at first at how someone can be so insensitive,and can even stand to act like such an ass. then it dawned on me that this character cofibean is a fictional dude. i was almost had there. first who in his right mind could actually act like your typical conotic asshole? and i can't fathom that anyone actually talks the way he does. this character won't and can't even speak straight english. this cofibean is like the moderna version of this old filipino comic character "asiong aksaya" in the way he lampoons and makes fun of "rich brats" or those we refer to as "cono kids".

just one comment for the writer behind this funny character, please tone down his taglish a bit. and also i think you might be over doing cofibean a wee bit cause he's now acting as if he's queer. i first guessed that he was gay until i read the stuff about Ysabelle. now that got me confused. he acts too gay for him to be credible. and yeah the taglish is getting kinda annoying. oh yeah i still love the way cofibean makes an ass out of himself.

Anonymous said...

tae ka shit ka!!!

Anonymous said...

okay yan pre, even though you're full of it tama ka parin sa mga kupal sa call center but not all. Yun iba dyan maporma kasi bakla o walang pamilya. Fuck them ALL!

Anonymous said...

hi cofibean! isa lang masasabi ko sayo, may deperensya ka sa utak, di na tuwid pag-iisip mo... you know what, if you really are a rich kid, you'll not say things like that... pinapakita mo lang kung gaano kababa ang pagkatao mo...

Anonymous said...

hi cofibean! isa lang masasabi ko sayo, may deperensya ka sa utak, di na tuwid pag-iisip mo... you know what, if you really are a rich kid, you'll not say things like that... pinapakita mo lang kung gaano kababa ang pagkatao mo...

Anonymous said...

FUCK U PA DIN NG 10 TAON ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! U PIKON ... KAW ANG TANGA !!! U PUBLISHED UR BLOGS OVER THE INTERNET NATURAL ME MAKAKABASA! GAGO! KUNG RIGHT MO ANG MAG LAGAY NG BLOG .. RIGHT DIN NAMIN ANG PIKUNIN KA !!! ULOL !!!! ISA KANG BAKLA !!! TAKOT !!! DUWAG !!! SCARED U NA BA ???? HAHAHAHAHA !!!! SANA MAMATAY NA KAYO NG PAMILYA MO ... SA HEART ATTACK !!! HAHAHAHA !!! CRUEL U BE .. CRUEL I BE MORE ... SHET.

Anonymous said...

hmmm... wag ganyan coffeebean. ang comment ay isang comment. hindi mo kailangang magbigay din ng comment sa mga sasabihin namin kasi mababago yung statement namin eh. hindi na namin to mapanninindigan. gets mo bah. kung magreply ka sa mga comments namin eh talo ka.. tsktsk... may DIYOS ka bang kinikilala hah?

Anonymous said...

hmmm... wag ganyan coffeebean. ang comment ay isang comment. hindi mo kailangang magbigay din ng comment sa mga sasabihin namin kasi mababago yung statement namin eh. hindi na namin to mapanninindigan. gets mo bah. kung magreply ka sa mga comments namin eh talo ka.. tsktsk... may DIYOS ka bang kinikilala hah?

Anonymous said...

Cofeebean, you are disgusted in my face! i hate it if you are so crappish hell of a gay person. you sucking them we win this comment debate! Go to hell.

Anonymous said...

cofibean...

ok! fine! you have all the fucking money in this fucking world... mayaman ka na kung mayaman, but do you have to to shout it all out? about all your comments to CALL CENTER AGENTS like me... why do you bother insulting us if we are just PIECES OF SHIT for you (well, that's how you make other people think of us)... why are you wasting your "PRECIOUS TIME"... do you think insulting other people makes other people look at you like a God? No, of course not! If you really think that you're better than us, PROVE IT TO US THAT YOU'RE "SOMEONE"... insulting us wouldn't make us think that you're better but more of an ASSHOLE, BITCH or even a DICKHEAD!!! Prove us your class!!!!
Posting blogs in TAGLISH doesn't mean you're "sosyal"...it simply means that you don't have the knowledge to purely speak or compose sentences in English. Are you afraid to admit that you can't? Kung talagang ganyan ang tignin mo dito sa Pilipinas at sa mga Pinoy, eh, bakit ka nandito? Umalis ka nalang! Stop bothring us... Mayaman ka diba!

Anonymous said...

way to go kofi... i like you're blog tlga.. i also hate the orcs din kc and for those people na wala magawa at comment ng comment just dont read his blog if youre really affected by it.... keep up the good work kofi

Anonymous said...

dear cofi,
this is a blog.
and, by posting this, you are aware that lots of people are gonna read what you write.
so, don't expect all people to agree with your opinions. you posted some insulting and controversial stuff here, and people who are affected can't just sit and do nothing. they/ we react, and this is what we're doing.
we are entitled to an opinion too, and reading yours just made my brain produce one!! oh, and oh yeah, it's completely against yours!!
with love,
proudpinay01