Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Rodeway Inn Sucks!

Tang-ina this is the worse ski trip ever! The Rodeway Inn really sucked pare. I mean, if you have plans of staying at this hotel for the holidays, better think twice. Actually, my family used to stay at this hotel on numerous occassions na rin no. Tapos all of a sudden the hotel changed their payment policies, tapos did not notify me prior to the reservation. Tapos they will demand for my compliance daw with their "new" pay policy. The hell! I called nga Choice Hotels who made my booking for this hotel who simply turned my reklamos over to the owner who then called me personally to confront me about my claims. Tapos the nerve of that girl to call me a liar pa! Shit sya no! Hope she dies now as in now na! That bitch! Her hotel is so bulok kaya tapos theres no computer system pa. So they can't tell na I'm a VIP client kaya. They are missing on something pare. I'm generous kaya in giving room tips to low-life alalays which is katumbas na to their one month salary. Tang-ina, I can even have their bulok inn bulldozed for being soo fucking assholes! Damn! So I made sipa na lang their bulok na door and told my driver to drive me home na lang. My aura got sira na kasi.

The fucking reservation orcs at Choice Hotels did nothing to rectify the situation pa! Useless talaga the company for having such incompetent orcs handling the reservations. I paid them kaya in full for the hotel tapos yun pa. Shit talaga! Why naman kasi orcs pa hinihire of those companies eh ang dami namang normal na talino people. Sabagay, what would you expect nga pala for cheap labor eh di sub-standard minds din. Kaya naman the Americans love to build their bases sa Philippines dahil ang daming sub-standard minds. Callcenters are pools talaga of pea-brained freaks -- leftovers of the professional strata. Damn! That gives me an idea! Why not open kaya a callcenter sa pinas. Tutal dami naman katutubos are willing to kiss my ass for peanuts eh. Additional money na naman for me. Nice idea. Really nice. Hahahaha!!!!

157 comments:

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

great idea! open ka call center, pasahod ka better than the other existing call centers. tingnan mo, all those people who've been making tira at you will come knockin'

Darren said...

Yeah! Hehe. This blog rulez! Daming mayabang talaga sa callcenter. Kala mo kung sino e hulugan naman ang mga cellphones nila. Kung baga sa Lasalle, sila ang Benilde. Bagsakan ng mga walang utak na nilalang. Keep on writing dude!

Anonymous said...

Yun nga ang dapat mong gawin cofibean para naman magkasilbi ka kasi walang silbi ang pinag-gagawa mo dito. At least, mababawasan ang walang trabaho dito sa Pilipinas.

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Interesting thought. Maybe you'd like to meet up with my aunt while you're in the US. She's handling the Operations/Technical Department for a new call center. I think they just nailed DELL as a client. Joel Martinez of www.zzubo.com is setting up one in Cebu. FYI, the initial loan they made was for $9M from the Bank of America to get things started. It took them two years to build the foundations for this project. You might want to do a feasibility study first. Just an unsolicited advice. ^_^

Keep updating your blogs!
\m/ai

Anonymous said...

Crappy blog! Such waste of web space!

Anonymous said...

hey can i apply? cge na build ka na ng call center! para ul discover na hindi simple ang buhay sa call center. u have to suck up to the "orcs" to make them stay. if u don't malulugi ka lng nyahahaha pwede mag-isip ka muna?!

IKAW NAMAN TALAGA ANG TOTOONG ORC!

nasusuka na ako sa blog mo. pwede magsulat ka ng may sense? para naman ma-iba. palagi ka nalng nanlalait ng tao. it's getting boring.

well i think it's too much to ask of u. wala ka naman talagang sense. ewan ko nga kung bakit binasa ko pa ang blog mo. punyeta. wat a waste of my freakin time.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! suck up to the orcs.... like he has to make them feel good about their jobs? their jobs must suck so bad they'd have to be bottom feeders to take em. that's how you make it sound like.

Mang Tonyo said...

Damn you cofibean!!!! I hate you but I also can't help myself from reading your blog. I guess that'll make me a certified orc. Oh fuck! Just wanna let you know it is you who sucks! Bigtime!

Anonymous said...

you rule pare!!

just imagine you get to work for cofibean! magkakandarapa ung orcs to work for you kng taasan mo ng knti ung sweldo sa current salary nila.

you can pirate orcs from their call centers man!

in ur face orcs!

~~~

Brando said...

TANGINA! WALA AKONG BALAK MAGTRABAHO SA TULAD MONG BOBO! BAKA MAHAWA PA AKO NG KABAKLAAN! ITSURA MO! CHE!

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LECHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KA!

TANG-INA MO!

Cofwibean said...

Kung ORC ako, ano kayo? Tae? Don't forget na I'm always above you no. As in duh! I'm prettier than you. I am more flambouyant than you, and I'm a whole lot bakla than you. Intiendes?! Ching!

Anonymous said...

Gusto mong pagbuhulin ko kayong dalawa ng idol mong bakla?

Anonymous said...
you rule pare!!

just imagine you get to work for cofibean! magkakandarapa ung orcs to work for you kng taasan mo ng knti ung sweldo sa current salary nila.

you can pirate orcs from their call centers man!

in ur face orcs!

Anonymous said...

To gather this much attention, mr. cofibean must be a very effective writer. now i'm thinking if i'm going to create one din. i will bash the gay community. those filthy faggots will soon face their worse nightmare. wahahahahaha!

akin na yung ideang yun ha?

Levis said...

Sayong-sayo na pare. Saksak mo sa utak mong may sapak. Luku-luko!

Anonymous said...

Kung ikaw kaya ang sinasaksak ko sa mata?

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

so much angst.. so much hatred... tsk tsk tsk... come on you guys, take it easy. it's ONLY a blog... ^_^

\m/ai

Jeffrey aka Jopay said...

Xumai, bakla ka din ba sis?

manika said...

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm at XuMai bUtteRPiXiEfLY you are both riding on cofibean's popularity!! ang yabang pa parang si cofibean din naman magisip!

mantika said...

Ang bobo mo nyo namn xumai at pusa...

isip nga!! utak mo atah xumai naluto na..

ikaw kitten nabara ng balahibo..

mga BOBO!

creeping pusa, hidden kiti kiti said...

hay naku xumai at kitten..

kung wala kaung masabing matino mangulangot na lang kau...

Anonymous said...

Ang bobo mo nyo namn xumai at pusa...

isip nga!! utak mo atah xumai naluto na..

ikaw kitten nabara ng balahibo..

mga BOBO!


idiot...

Karug said...

Ikaw naman mantika utak mo sebo na at tulog pa. Hinde gumagana at kinakalawang pa. Ano ngayon pakialam mo kung social climber yung dalawa? Inngit ka lang sa kanila dahil may mga face sila kaw wala.

Bakit ba naman kasi nag-aksaya pa ako sa blog na ito. Ang mga nakasulat walang kwenta tapos pati mga nagcocomments bobo din.

Ang buhay nga naman.

will suck dicks to be a team leader said...

OIST! JOKE TIME MUNA NGA ORCS!

Q: ANO ANG TAWAG MO SA MGA BOYS AND GIRLS NA NAGTATRABAHO SA CALL CENTERS?

A: E DI, CALL BOYS AT CALL GIRLS!!!

LOLS ... WA WA WA WA !!! :)

Anonymous said...

to: will suck dicks to be a team leader

---- can i have ur mbile number pls.

mantika said...

oo na sige nah utak sebo na ko..
bsta bobo sila para sa AKIN!

skin lng toL!
hindi sau!

Anonymous said...

Ako din suck moko. I can get you to the top.

Anonymous said...

Ang bastos naman ng mga nagcocomment dito.

Anonymous said...

kakatawa naman to blog na to.. comedy lol

Gaylord said...

Mga bakla! Sugoddddddddddddddddddd!

Anonymous said...

as in mga sister... kanina pa ako sumusugod... di lang ako makatiempo! har har har

Anonymous said...

nahahalata nyo ba? malapit nang malaos si cofibean.

Anonymous said...

ay hindi p ba laos?!

Anonymous said...

Ü

Anonymous said...

cofibean..
maybe you're just self-centered but how dare you name call center people as that. and may you review your blog please. andami kasing conflicting ideas, incomplete thoughts kumbaga. you started it by describing how unsatisfied you were with the inn's customer service and then, with your barely-there-link, you connected your story with the contact center industry. maybe that just concretizes that fact of how narrow-minded you are. you give me the feeling that you tend to give ideas that seem consistent at first light, but as you went deeper through your ordeal, andami mong dinamay na walang kinalaman. galit ka ba sa mundo? sa pink society in particular? or simply put, wala ka bang maayos na trabaho? sa tingin ko naman may pera ka, nag-aral ka naman cguro, pero yung mandadamay ka ng walang kinalaman... asus, wag ganun.

i work in a call center as a multi-lingual tech agent and, although you might think that i'm raising a seat or something, i just might be in the right position to inform you, working in a contact center is not a no-brainer job. nag-aral din ang mga taong ito. nagkataon lang na pinili nila ang isang trabahong pwedeng magbigay sa kanila ng magandang sweldo. notwithstanding the amount of hardwork they, i mean we, have to go through din. knowing the things one "should" know requires effort and perseverance. maybe you lack those. i'm not making yabang, and you might just say "yada yada! yes! i've rang the bell again! someone reacted to my blog! yahooo!" cofibean, i'd give you that right. fine.

but please be considerate of those people you do and dont know. empathy is a good virtue, you know. you might start practicing it. thanks for reading, alex fedowski.

Anonymous said...

Duh!

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Anonymous said...
nahahalata nyo ba? malapit nang malaos si cofibean.

November 08, 2005 9:54 AM

Anonymous said...

ANO KA BA BAKLA? GUSTO M0 SUNTUKAN NA LANG TAYO?

Anonymous said...

Bakit ganun ang ugali ni cofibean? Bakit ba sya galit sa mga callcenter, wala namang ginagawa kaming masama sa kanya. Cofibean, meron ka ba ngayon?

Kaloka said...

Gagah! Loka to! What do you think of me, dinudugo ang pwet? Hoy hija, virgin pa po yan. So wiz ka say sa beauty ko ever. Babooosh!

Anonymous said...

Buti pa si cofibean, madaming comments ang site, sakin wala. :(( Ano ba sikreto dito? Bakit binabalik-balikan?

Anonymous said...

DEMONYO si cofibean! Anak ng Diablo! Ngiiii!

Gustave Flaubert said...

By railing at idiots, we run the risk of being idiots ourselves.

Anonymous said...

hey damn ass..kala ko ba mayaman ka tapos sa RODEWAY INN ka lang....bobo mo rin pala..isa ka ring PATAY GUTOM...you damn ass

another cofibean fanatic said...

ski? nice. cofibean, explain mo naman what snow is, baka these katutubo orcs don't know what it is. down with poverty!

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Jeffrey aka Jopay said...

Xumai, bakla ka din ba sis?

November 08, 2005 5:34 AM


... I have nothing against bakla people, in fact most of my good friends are bakla... I love them. Sorry to disappoint you but I'm straight. ^_^

\m/ai

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

manika said...

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm at XuMai bUtteRPiXiEfLY you are both riding on cofibean's popularity!! ang yabang pa parang si cofibean din naman magisip!


...So what's your problem? What are comments for anyway?

mantika said...

Ang bobo mo nyo namn xumai at pusa...

isip nga!! utak mo atah xumai naluto na..

ikaw kitten nabara ng balahibo..

mga BOBO!

November 08, 2005 5:43 AM


...Doesn't it TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE? Tsk tsk tsk.

creeping pusa, hidden kiti kiti said...

hay naku xumai at kitten..

kung wala kaung masabing matino mangulangot na lang kau...


...Can you scroll up? Read my posts again. They MAKE sense. I don't use foul language and they're grammatically correct. It seemes that only "orcs" can't comprehend educated people's comments.

Karug said...

Ikaw naman mantika utak mo sebo na at tulog pa. Hinde gumagana at kinakalawang pa. Ano ngayon pakialam mo kung social climber yung dalawa? Inngit ka lang sa kanila dahil may mga face sila kaw wala.


...True. I don't understand why all the haters don't show their identity here. Something must be up. Either you guys are too lazy to create your own blogspot account or you don't have what it takes to show what you've really got. To the alleged orcs -- Be real people.

----> c",)
(Take note: I work for a call center BUT obviously I AM NOT AN ORC, else I would be mad at cofibean's posts.)

Take that!

\m/ai

Anonymous said...

go mai mai go!

mai, we don't work in a call center!
remember, we are researchers?! we do market research, polls, financial research, health care, customer satisfaction RESEARCHES!

we are not the THE MABAHO KATUTUBOS who don't know how to read between the lines... because they are mentally challenged, hehehee!

this message is dedicated to those who made a comment on XUMAI

unsa bagayon nalang ni nato?

anhi mu CEBU, pasuyakan tah mu!
buto nah nU uLo!!!

[M. L. QUEZON STR., CABANCALAN MANDAUE CITY CEBU]

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Ohmigawd! Tee hee...

You're right, my bad! It's not a call center... because we don't take part on those absurd telemarketing schemes nor crazy incoming customer care problems... life's so much easier as a market researcher. At least we get to HUNG UP the phone FIRST when we don't want to talk to the respondents anymore. Lolz! And we don't need to talk foolishly just to avoid any DEAD AIRS! ^_^ And we have free meals during our shift plus no quotas, no QA, no stupid CSATS!!! There! Maybe you guys are so burnt out with your stressful jobs that's why you're taking cofibean's satirical blog so seriously? Don't be so orc-ish, you're stressing yourselves more. Be entertained. *Laugh out loud!*

\m/ai

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Xumai,

Nice job you've got. Meron pa ba hiring? San ka ba work?

manika said...

get a life XuMai bUtteRPiXiEfLY! wow so market researchers have nothing better to do than hang around and comment every hour on cofibean's blog? duh!

now you are also bashing call center agents?? ok ok, now i get it. maybe just like cofibean, you are so angsty about call center agents because....INGGIT KA NO??

OH AND YES, I DO HAVE MY OWN BLOGSPOT. IT'S JUST THAT I PREFER NOT TO BE KNOWN.

BTW, i've just checked your own blog. So is that what you are so proud about? showing a half naked picture with pasted-on wings and a blog that contains one entry in a dialect not everybody can understand?

C'mon i expected more from you than that!

market researcher your face! o tapos ngayon crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm wants to join your company?
bakit di na lang kayong 2 mag work for cofibean? tutal naman both of you are both loyal followers!

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Yes, we're hiring...

www.westernwats.com and www.westernwats.com.ph

Spread the word!

^_^ \m/ai

PS. "NO ORCS ALLOWED!" =Þ

Anonymous said...

i don't want to generalize mai... i still wanna emphatize to those call center peeps who were hurt by the darn cofibean's foul accusations. however, i just hate those idiotic freaks who made a comment on what you've posted as if they don't understood what it meant. can't you take sarcasm, guys? for all you know, xumai might be on your side. well well well, what can i do if u'R stupid enough? might as well get urselves laid and then anihilated afterwards together with cofibean coz im havin this impression that u think like him more and more!

lalala said...

uy, i've checked crouching whatever's blog. sabi nya she got a few friends daw. maybe that's why she's hanging around here. wala kasi sya friend....huhuhu wawa naman. cofibean, friends na daw kayo..

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Manika,

Why are you mad at us? And how do you define social climbers? Maybe you need a shrink ",) suggestion lang po...

IT'S JUST THAT I PREFER NOT TO BE KNOWN.

Why not? Scared? Or lemme quote Xumai "...doesn't have what it takes to show what you've really got."

bwahaahahahahahah

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

oi binasa niya blog ko

thanks ha? *mwah!*

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Are u blind, manika? Or just plain already said I don't really use this blogspot account... Only for the sake of posting comments on other bloggers. So you're dying to read my blogs...? Go here:

http://mymaria.blogs.friendster.com

Happy now?

At least my job doesn't require me to work endless hours.. I can even go on an indefinite leave for months and you can eat your heart out when I come back and resume my work!

Oh and by the way, I have nothing against call center agents. My best friends work there. Does it seem like I'm putting you guys down? No! Read between the lines. I'm merely stating the fact that market researching is an easier task. But I do have something against people like you. Mind your own business and leave my comments alone... How orc-ish! Shish.

Excuse me, I don't post silly comments at work even if I could, unlike some people who don't have internet access at home (like you?).

Waiting for your comment on this, manika.

\m/ai

Anonymous said...

hoi manika, ipabarang na lng kaha tah kah!

hahaha!

vooodoooooo doll...

-xumai and kitten fanatic-

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

is that you tara? hehehe

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Manika, it's "plain dumb"... because already said I don't really use this blogspot account...for blogging purposes. Sucks to be you.. you can't understand BISAYA. But at least I have the decency to post in a language that you can at least understand. You want me to bash at you in vernacular? I can do that. But I won't. I'm doing you a favor so you could grasp the whole gist of what I'm saying.

You might just wanna stop accusing me and crouching kitten with your retarded comments... because I'm not going to back off. I have as much freedom as cofibean and everyone else here. I can say what I want... (it's actually up to cofibean to erase all these comments.) *wink*

\m/ai

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Yes, we're hiring...

www.westernwats.com and www.westernwats.com.ph

Spread the word!

Thanks! I'll check it out.

Anonymous said...

STTTOOOOOOPPPPPP THEEE WAAARRRRRR!

-the somalian brethens-

Anonymous said...

kitten,
no i'm not tara...

friends?

juz call me fana, for fanatic...

lolz.

i don't want to divulge my name here.. dami kasi orcs , pare!
u know wat i mean, right?

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

ORC makes me smile. makes me think of warcraft ",) they're kinda cute and dumb-looking, aren't they?

fana, use an alias to differentiate you from all the orcs (from the lord of the rings)

friends? sure :)

lala,

hey, is my blog misleading? i said i've got few friends. i didn't say i've got no friends.

you see, i don't call people i say hi and hello as friends. i know a lot of people. in fact, i'm quite popular if you wanna know *wink*

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

While manika is probably busy reading my blogs, I'm going to head to Ayala for a while to buy some Xmas decorations with my mom. I expect a lot more comments later when I get back.

Kitten, let me know if you're really interested. I'm sure, Fana *wink* will also be willing to help you.

GTG. Adios!

\m/ai

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Kitten, let me know if you're really interested. I'm sure, Fana *wink* will also be willing to help you.

K, i'll let you know. :) Daghang Salamat Xumai.

Anonymous said...

If you paid your agency in FULL for the hotel, how come you're bitching about "new payment policies" of Rodeway Inn? That shouldn't concern you right?

And another thought, if you really are that rich, why have fucking problems with money?

Just curious.

Jai said...

Go to hell, Cofibean.

You're starting to become one boring nag.

Anonymous said...

Pinoys vs. pinoys, lahat ng kapangitan lumalabas. Bottomline, mayayaman lalong yumayaman, mahihirap niyayapakan mula pa nung panahon ni Adan at Eba. Mga puting nagtatayo ng call center lalong umaangas.

Anonymous said...

Warlords and business tycoons analyze maps and stats, pay compensations and make peace while soldiers, workers and peasants spill blood, guts and sweat just to break even everyday...tsk3x

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

That's life as we know it

Anonymous said...

bobo talaga nitong hampas lupang to. Akala ko mayabang at mayaman. Doon lang din pala sa roadway inn na maraming surot nag check-in ang putang-!nang hinayupak na dyuklang eri.Oisssst!! hampas lupang bakla kong mayaman ka bakit di mo maafford ang caesars and harrah's kasi walang kang credit card, tanga,Mabuti pa umuwi ka na lang sa pinas at isama mo yang tiyahin mo at pinsan mong illegal na napulot ng beer cans rito sa Lanark park at saka sa may warner center.

Anonymous said...

im just wondering....there are so many other places to stay there...i mean rodeway inn is not the only motel there...i mean ur so rich why didn't u check in on one of the HOTELS in the area...hmmmmm....and u said u paid in full..well dude ask for them for a damn refund and tell them that ul report them the BBB. Your family must be pennypinchers if u guys only stay at rodeway inn or maybe ur as poor as all those katutubos uve been bashing....tsk tsk

speed racer said...

Wow pare, blog of the year! Lumabas tuloy ang pagka-insecure ng mga call center agents. I mean, if you wrote something like "doctors/lawyers/engineers/etc... are losers", I'm sure it wouldn't get as many reactions. Keep on writing :)

Anonymous said...

I don't believe you man. Cmon. You're not for real. You just good in making up stories. I dont think you are like that, and like that, as what you are claiming for. Jerk.. Asshole.. Rot in Hell! You're so Gago.

Anonymous said...

Yabang nit > {Darren } kala mo kung sino! sus!

Anonymous said...

I BET THIs acct is just made for fun(satire i mean).obviously.meaning to say, no person such as this truly exists.exaggerated masyado.

Anonymous said...

Tama bang gawing chatroom itong comments page.

Anonymous said...

That's nice! Ang bago palang synonym ng callcenter agents ay ORCS. Now that made my day! I am now officially an orc!

Anonymous said...

Dapat hinde cofibean ang name ng author nito kundi cofimean. Kainis ang way of speaking nya ha. I mean writing pala. Its sooo kaka.

Super Man said...

Ano ba meron sa blog na ito bakit ang ddaming comment halos lahat ng entries? E puro murahan lang naman at panglalait ng tao?

Natutuwa ba kayong nilalait ng gagong ito? E mukha namang sobrang hirap ng hinayupak na ito at wala lang magawa.

Anonymous said...

I CANT HELP BUT TO LAUGH AT THIS.. GRABEH..UNA NAINIS AKO PERO NAPAGISIP ISIP KO THAT THIS BLOG IS MADE UP LANG AND HALOS HIMATAYIN AKO KATATAWA.. NAGAYA NA NGA AKO ON THE WAY HE/SHE TALKED EH..GRABE... TAWA AKO NG TAWA.... RODEWAY INN THAT WAS THE BEST!!!!! HALOS MAIHI AKO KATATAWA.... BUT IF CALLCENTER AGENTS ARE DUMB AND STUPID LET ME TELL YOU THIS: WE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKES THE ECONOMY OF THE PHILIPPINES ALIVE..

Ako si Cofibean said...

To the person above... duh! As in a big duh! Ano tingin mo sa sarili nyo ekonomista? Baka nga pamilya mo ay naghihikahos na sa bahay nyo dahil walang makain. Tapos kayo pa ang bumubuhay sa Pilipinas. Fuck you all no!

Anonymous said...

asan na c manika!

Anonymous said...

This is truly one remarkable blog with the amount of comments. Parang forum na itong comments page. Hahaha! Better yet, parang chatroom. Dapat merong how many users online para mas masaya!

Anonymous said...

Si manica, kinakantot pa ng little brother ko. Punit na yung gitna tapos amoy zonrox na. Ano kailangan mo sa kanya?

Anonymous said...

Idol pa rin. SOLID!
~~~~

Jake of Q.C.

Anonymous said...

Pano maglagay ng nick dito? Kailangan daw kasi ng website e. Wala ako pano gagawin ko. Help pls.

Anonymous said...

TANGINA KA COFIBEAN! PAKYU KA SA EARTH!

Anti-social Anonymous said...

i agree. why didnt u report to authorities the refund issue. also, there are disclaimers for anything here in the Us na "price subject to change without prior notice" you should know that coz diba mayaman ka and matalino? atsaka, you're responsible for asking prices and other policies since costumer ka, kaya nga diba mag-iinquire ka muna? Dito sa US,hinde porket mayaman ka sa pinas eh they will treat you as VIP, celebrities are VIP, the pres. VIP siya, pero you're not even an established citizen or resident dito no! So dont act like a VIP. Equality ang main issue dito sa states. oh, nga pala nagstay na dun family mo before, teka mayaman kau ah? bakit sa iNN lang kayo nagstay? Correct me if im wrong, me four seasons hotel sa sierra ah? (dun ba siya nagpunta, im just following what he said from the previous post) Another thing you're not consistent about is money, i agree to other comments, you're rich; therefore, money shouldnt be a problem diba?

XUmai- i like your pictures sa friendster esp. #45. And your posts make sense better than others, who post profanity.

Anonymous said...

Konting araw na lang pasko na! Magmahalan na lang tayong lahat. Kaya kung ako sayo cofibean ----

TANGINA KA! ITIGIL MO NA ITO! BWAKANANGINA MO KANG ANIMAL KA!

Filthy Rich said...

Correction lang din po sa mga nagpopost na ang lahat ng mayaman ay gastador. Actually, sa totoong buhay, ang mga mayayaman ay yung mga taong kuripot. Kaya nga kami yumaman dahil sa marunong kaming MAGTIPID. At kung sino pa yung mahihirap ay sila pang mayayabang. Kaya ayun, mas lalo silang naghihirap dahil sa baon na sa utang.

Just wanna clear the idea about us.

Have a nice day guys!

Anonymous said...

Keep up this good literary piece cofibean. Really an eye opener.

God bless!

Anonymous said...

I agree with filthy rich. I mean, admit it guys. Kung sino nga naman ang mahihirap ayun pa ang mahilig magyabang. Filipino culture suggests that:

1. Pag mahahalagang okasyon tulad ng fiesta, kasalan, at debut (which holds true for some barrios), kailangan ay maraming handa. Kahit na ipangutang pa ang perang gagamitin dito.

2. Kung sino pa ang mahirap sila pa ang mahilig magpakita ng yaman. Kahit na yung yaman na yun ay hulugan lang mula sa intsik o bumbay.

3. Ang mga Pilipino ay mahilig gumasta ng gumasta agad pag may pera. Bihira lang ang marunong magtipid at magpahalaga sa perang pinaghirapan.

4. Kung sino pa ang mayaman, sila pa ang marunong magpahalaga sa kahalagahan ng pagtitipid. Dahil alam nilang pinaghirapan nila ang bawat sentimong tinatamasa nila sa ngayon.

5. Mahilig tayong maniwala sa panadaliang pagyaman. Kaya ganun din usually ang nangyayari. Panadalian lang ang lahat.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Now, I'm beginning to see some light. Nasa heaven na ba ako?

Isa kang alamat cofibean!

liz :) said...

now i'm enjoying the comments more than the original posts. :D
ang saya2x! hhahaha.

Ginago said...

Ano ang nakakatawa dito? E puro pang-gagago ang alam sabihin ng author.

Anonymous said...

Bakit walang post ngayon si cofibean?

jologs ako said...

hayop ka ikaw palayung cofibean!!!

haha

Pokwang said...

Bakit walang namention na Ysabelle ngayon dito?

Anonymous said...

To pokwang:

Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle!!! There, happy now?

Hihihi!

wala ka na don...... said...

hay naku wala lang..........

Anonymous said...

COFI COFI COFI BEAN!!!!!

wala ka na don...... said...

e2 lang masasabi ko...cofibean rocks!!!!!

mr. lawyer said...

cge mag away away lang kau! hahaha

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oink oink wang said...

hoy bisayang xumai na nakakaumay...who cares about your blog? duh as in duh!!
i can also say whatever i wanna say. freedom of expression you said di ba?

if we are orcs..then what are you? cofibean's trolls? duh and if you did not get what i meant by that just search the meaning of orc in google

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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manika said...

oh looks like xumai and crouching kitten missed me 'cause they've been on this comment page all day. seriously guys dont you have anything better to do?

so crouching kitten for the record, i did not read your blog, ok? it's just so not worth my time. oh i take that back..i did read the first line but i got so bored i started to yawn and slept instead..

why the hell are you asking me to see a shrink? duh! you should get your eyes checked. did i mention anything about being a "social climber"? read the comments again honey!

xumai so what makes you so different from a call center agent? how do you define it? you do marketing research over the phone right?? see the connection? you use a PHONE damnit! Not everybody do sales, customer service or do telemarketing. A lot of other things are done by call center people..Yes..including research! Ever heard of stock market and accounting advisers and technical support? you probably would not have what it takes to get the certifications that we need to undertake in order to do our job.

not have an internet at home? duh! ever heard of wifi? unlike you i dont need to be chained in front of a jurassic computer and wait forever for things to be downloaded just because im using dial up.

and you're bragging about endless hours of work?? a BIG DUH again! what makes your work hours so different from ours? and free meals during shifts?? DUHHH!!! can't take you anymore. I'll shut up now.

ps
you better get back to work so you can buy that lowly camera you've been saving up for!

Anonymous said...

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Hunk said...

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oink oink wang said...

a round of applause for manika....that's ~~ kEwl ~~!!

P.S (hUnk)
Oh, i thought this is a page for comments..not a page for some indecent adds..get lost hunk..


~~we don't need you here~~
~~ better create your own site for your immodest adds....~~

T.Y....

mr. lawyer said...

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hunk said...

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Hunk said...

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oink oink wang said...

~~hAy...this page of comments are full of satire...~~


~~ nd most of the peepz who post their comments are morons..~~

~~enyweys...i know i can't do anything about it...that's what most of them want~~


~~i'm telling you all that i am on the call center agents' side..~~

Anonymous said...

batchmate cofibean bro! pare i've been looking for you, dito lang pala kita makikita. i wasn't there at the reunion sayang. i'll drop hints so you can figure out which batchmate found you here. you've made enough "friends" with the orcs. (haha! dude bago na pala meaning ng orcs) remember our professor kalbo that clown from mapua? the one that did ocho ocho pa? and that fat bitch feeling pretty that called our batchmates bobo? (the one wearing chipipay hoop earings and layers of solid ever BALYENA make-up) and D.Pogi (daw)? and our aussie batchmate with the 3rd eye (not the girl)?

i'm your batchmate that used to hitch a ride with you sometimes coz i live 10 mins away (B. Ridge, remember?) buhay pa si Mang Tonyo???? wahahahaha! retire that old man na dude.. and your VIOS too! ROFLMAO. pare that's scrap metal. i told you before.

fuck, what happened to you? if the orcs weren't making all this fuss (shit, spam mail again from you know who) i wouldn't know you're still in Manila. (technically you're not right now). i think professor kalbo still has my number. ms mickey mouse has gone to washington for good. that bruha just told me only after getting there.

anyway, just making paramdam. damn you dude if you don't remember me!

- g. ___derson

Cofibean said...

I think I knowyou pare. Diba repapips tayo sa toma ng gin bulag sa tondo?

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

oink oink wang and manika:

You know what guys, I respect your opinions. But I couldn't care less of what you're saying AGAINST me. I know where I stand and I'm happily enjoying this blog. ^_^ I hope the same holds true for you both.

FYI, if you understood my posts at all, I already said I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CALL CENTER AGENTS. I'm quite happy being a market researcher (in a call center) WHO IS NOT AFFECTED BY THIS BLOG. Technical support/Customer service just doesn't work for me even if I am very qualified.

All I'm really saying is that you guys shouldn't be taking this blog seriously. Whatever cofibean has to say about call center agents, let him. It's his space you know. Why are you calling me a cofibean-follower? Can't a person admire someone's satire? I can say a lot of nasty things but I'd rather not and I know you guys have your say as well. To each his own, right?

What do you have against me, manika? It's not like I committed a crime against you now, did I? So, why be so harsh calling me and kitten, "BOBO"? you don't even know me! I guess you read my blog for you to give such a retort about the camera that I want. Well, let me tell you something. Even if I can easily ask for that camera, I want to work for it. Now, don't you think that it's dignified that way? As for the internet access, I have a desktop and I have a notebook. It's not worth bragging but since you asked for it, I do have DSL access and I'm proud to say that I'm paying for my own telephone/internet bills! One more thing, I wasn't online the entire day neither because I had OTHER things to do... as I've posted on my active blog. But you don't want to read it, do you?

*pEaCe*

Merry Christmas everyone!
\m/ai

Cheese said...

nakakatuwa naman tong blog n to.. madaming tao ang nag rereact.. madami ding tao ang nde nakakaintindi kung bkt naging ganun ang bawat isa.. wla lang nakakaaliw lang.. :-D

Tindera said...

Magmeet na lang kaya kayong dalawa for a duel or sabunutan. Wag kayo dito mag-away. Mga palengkera kayong dalawa. Ang chi-cheap.

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Define cheap.

Tindera.

\m/ai

Anonymous said...

SIGURO KAYA SYA GALIT SA MGA CALL CENTER AGENTS KASI YUN YUNG DREAM JOB NYA EH DI SYA TINAGGAP O KAYA INGGIT SYA SA MGA CALL CENTER AGENTS KASI GALING MAG ENGLISH AT LAKI ANG SWELDO......HEHEHEHEHE

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Manika and piggy-friend:

Who gives a shit if you think my blog is boring. I like my blog. I've read Xumai's blog, nice read.

I still think you need a shrink. All that repressed aggression. Tsk. Let it out...ahhh...

Don't I have anything better to do? I have: Drink coffee, go to friendster, check multiply, practice my japanese, check my face in the mirror....you know, all those boring stuff that supervisors do while their minions do all the dirty work hahahaha

Oh, I forgot...add watching bloomberg news all day. And i know a lot about bonds and securities and all those other financial crappolas...wanna talk about it? That might prove too much for you.

Btw, Xumai said her grandma's the Virginia of Virginia Foods. Do you think a granddaughter of somebody like her can't afford the expensive things in life? Telling her about that "lowly camera she's been saving for" definitely qualifies as cheap. BIG TIME.

You and manika shove your stupid heads on each other's asses!

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Wow kitten! That's some comeback! Go, girl power!!! ^_^

I browsed your RANDOM THOUGHTS too... and you're got really good writing skills! I'm giving you a 5-star rating for a review. *wink*

So all you haters out there, why won't you just show us what you've got? If you've got what it takes...

\m/ai

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Manika and her piglet are probably busy thinking of something really nasty so they can get back at us (me particularly). wahahahaha

take your time gurls, we can wait all day. if that's how long it takes you to write something.

thank you Xumai. *wink* *wink*

this is the first time my kaaway is soooo slow in retorting that i have to wait for ages

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Amen!

\m/ai

Anonymous said...

HMM..YEAH MANIKA PROVE YOURSELF..

WELL I THINK YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE...YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FILTHY ORCS

GO MAI! HEHEHE NABZ

oink oink wang said...

(Kitten) excuse me??

did i say something against you??

i did not mention anything about "you" in my comments...read and think..

and by the way, wala po kami ni manika ng whole day....until now she is not around..she's in the gym i think?..

Xumaipuke said...

Wait guys, why ba naman nyo kami pinag-aaway-away dito? Eh wala naman kaming say no!

crounching pekpek, hidden tite said...

Korek!

Chironex said...

Do open a call center. It's very good money. You pay them at the going rate these days which is peanuts to what each US client pays per agent. As an example, let's say a US client pays between $700-$1200 per agent month (which is way less than what they'd pay a call center agent in the US). To make profit together with the going rates, all you need to do is pay them a $300-$400 peso equivalent (include all those night differentials and allowances. What these call center agents are too stupid to realize is that they ought to unionize and be able to dictate salaries thus controlling the industry because let's face it, call centers command huge profits at the expense of underpaying the agents. Whoops, looks like I suggested it but let's see if anyone in the call center industry has the guts and the smarts to do so...

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Xumaipuke said...
Wait guys, why ba naman nyo kami pinag-aaway-away dito? Eh wala naman kaming say no!


IMPOSTOR!!! wannabeeeeeeeeeeeeee... eeek!

\m/ai

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

but she's right though... why are u ranting at us? ummm, what did [we] kitten and i do? :(

\m/ai

Anonymous said...

Actually, my family used to stay at this hotel on numerous "occassions" na rin no. ---> occassions? bad spelling pare!!! occasions, that's how u spell it.

Anonymous said...

I KNOW WHY COFIBEAN HATES CALLCENTER PEEPS...

HINDI KASE SHA NATANGGAP NUNG NAGAPPLY SHA! JUST KIDDING!

I dont exactly agree with his views on call center peeps (coz I know some people who works there) But I must say, this is one of the funniest blogs I read and I must say you're one great writer! Go Go Red Dragon! If you know what I mean! :)

ihatethatbiatches said...

haha..nice shot manika..but try to understand them..they are not using their nuts..that if, they have one..
im kinda lost here XUMAI, what's the difference between a telemarketer/research/whatever you call you damnit job to a customer service rep dealing with clients over the phone?!?..POOR..then have the nerve to tell us that you're not draggin ur ass in a call center?!?..where's you brain at?And where's office located?!?..Pinas is just 15hours away from where i am right now..I need to meet your supervisor,I'll tell her that they must have company policy..coz if I were your manager, I would give out trainings for dumb-ass employees like you..:P

Crouching Kitten..do you have an account number..ill send you bucks.. and if you like, I can send you to school too. Oh, we're havin a fund raising for LESS FORTUNATE right now..would you like to be a part of?!?

Pinoy ako.mayaman kmi..pero even before hindi ko ginagamit yung pangalan and pera namin para ipakita sa tao kung ano kmi...depende yan sa magulang mo at pano ka pinalaki...

kung tagalog yung kausap..tagalog kmi..hindi dahil sa states ako lumaki..puro ENGLISH yung gagamitin..
GAWAIN yan ng mga taong NAGPREPRETEND!..yung mga taong mukhang hindi nga mka bili ng ticket sa carnival..and pangarap mkapunta ng ibang bansa..kaya kahit dumudugo na yung dila at utak sa kakaisip kung ano yung sasabihin maka english lng..haha...hopeless pathetic..

I am not working in a call center..but i respect them and respect what they are doing..pinoys are resilient. i will always believe with our kakayahans..

anyway, Kudos MANIKA..and to all real-to-the-core pinoys..MABUHAY!!
i hope i can visit pinas early next year..

to the cofibean and her biatches..get real..YOU GUYS are HOPELESS..and with that attitude..BIG DUH!!..kelan man di kayo makakapunta sa states..di kayo pwede dito..magtagalog na lng kayo..i may hire you as my nanny..

drei_n_marc011 said...

xumai n crouching..read it..okay?!?..

ihatethatbiatches..go cuzin..kick their ass off..

krystal said...

what the hell? the comments are more funny than the blog hahaha hail to xumai and crouching kitten!!! ditto sa lahat ng sinabi nyo. manika pikon ka lng. kaw pa tong nanlalait na wala silang free time kaya they keep on commenting on this blog tapos u had the time to check out their blogs. SHEESH.

at first i was offended by this blog pero ang funny talaga. ang kababawan ng taong to funny. para na ngang he's writing these articles para lalaitin siya ng mga tao (at para sa number of hits). people can u say satire?? hehe cofibean have a heart. baka ma cardiac arrest ako nito sa kakatawa hihihi

i work in a call center myself but no matter how much he bashes call center peeps, this blog is one of my sources of entertainment. let's face it guys - working in a call center freakin blows. but it pays well. i didn't really feel the need to root for my job like so many others here because it's just a job afterall (and this also just a blog). baka nasobrahan lng kayo sa pag-internalize ng work nyo kaya ayun tinitira si cofibean hehe hey he can say what he wants to say. if he thinks call center peeps are orcs so what? tutal opinion lng yun dba? no need for violent reactions.

to the call center defenders, magpakatotoo nga kayo. almost everyone who works in these outsourcing companies have something negative to say about the companies they work for. then here comes this guy who attacks your line of work and all of a sudden you do a 180-degree turn and defend your jobs, making yourselves sound like martyrs. according to one of the anonymous personas here, call center agents contribute greatly to the PI economy. DOUBLE SHEESH. kung totoo yan hindi tayo nagkakarandapa dahil sa evat hahaha

basta ako binabasa ko tong blog na to dahil sa comments. nakakatawa sobra. meron pang nag-post ng classified ad. uber talaga! hahaha keep 'em comin!

krystal said...

to ihatethatbiatches ---> "what's the difference between a telemarketer/research/whatever you call you damnit job to a customer service rep dealing with clients over the phone?!?..POOR.."

anong difference? BAKA U MEAN SIMILARITY.

dude/dudette if u want to fight fire with fire make sure u use the right cannonballs.

ihatethatbiatches said...

can you just read further..or better yet check xumai's post first before you react?!?..
DOUBLE SHEESH..


dude/dudette if u want to fight fire with fire make sure u use the right cannonballs.--are you talkin to your self?!?..krystal?!?..

call center agent said...

KAYA NGA DITO SILA NAGTAYO NG CALLCENTER EH DAHIL MAS MALAKI PROFIT NILA.... DI MAN LANG INISIP YUN...... BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.... IF CALL CENTER PEEPS ARE GONNA UNIONIZE THEIR SALARY THAT WILL EQUAL THE SALARY IN THE STATES EH DE SANA HINDI NA SILA NAGTAYO NG CALL CENTER DITO... MARYANONG GARAPON NAMAN OH...

call center agent said...

krystal base lang dun sa sinabi mo

"call center agents contribute greatly to the PI economy. DOUBLE SHEESH. kung totoo yan hindi tayo nagkakarandapa dahil sa evat hahaha"

pati ba naman corruption sagot pa ng call center agents politicians na may kasalanan nun... naman.....

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krystal said...

call center agent actually wat i meant was if ang laki na ng contribution ng call centers sa PI economy, baka unting-unti ng nabayaran ng pinas ang utang sa world bank. so wala ng evat. that was meant to be a sarcastic comment. hindi yun gov't bashing. diyos ko.

and ihatebiatches sori hindi ko nabasa ang post ni xumai. wala kc akong time na bumasa ng lahat ng posts. ang dami!

friends na tayo lahat pwede? hahahaha

manika said...

thanks ihatethatbiatches! u go girl. krystal, im not pikon. im enjoying cofibean's blog too. it's just people such as xumai and kitten who thinks so highly of themselves that i can't take.

i dont know what nerve they have to post their pictures here and say all those nasty stuff about who they call ORCS.

i've replied to CROUCHING KITTEN's comment on the next entry btw.

this is cofibean's blog anyway. comments should be about his posts and not about other people. e.g. like those who say they are supervisors and that they have minions to do work for them? i'd call that pagbubuhat ng bangko!

Anonymous said...

cge go cofi bean..dami mo kayang fans sa cebu.. masado kasing entertaining ang life mo.pati comments nila.and grabee ur so successful..i love you cofibean.send mo kaya ako nang pic mo..

shuritel
COVAD

Anonymous said...

i was just wonderin',

how come you don't have pics of yourself on this blog?!

someone as self-assured and "godlike" as you should be bold enough to let us view your pics, let us see those places that you talk about in your blog! or at least your face!

at least we'd know your not just blowing steam!

another question;

how come you can't write without using the vernacular?

these expletives you audaciously throw is such a waste of brain matter!

assuming yours is in between you ears and not your legs!

Anonymous said...

ang chaka chaka chaka mo naman.

rodeway inn?

INN?

hahahahahaha

akala mo kung sino kang mayaman eh hampas lupa ka naman.

ano ka

alilang kanin?

daigoro said...

wow.. parng nagng trend un pg sagot sa blog ni ihatecofi.. i work in a call center but i dont find this offensive.. kanya-kanyang opinion lan tyo.. parng un mga tao n galit sa bakla na kun anu-ano cnasbi.. anyway just keep on writing i find this amusing especially in the wee hours pg wla n mgawa sarap basahn kz dami ngrereact.. bkt b kz apektado kyo?? e di mgpost din kyo ng blog nyo bka skali n mdmi din pumansin. btw dyosa nice ad.. hunk may ngpaservice n b syo?? wawa k nmn.. hanggan dto b nmn.. and dun sa mga nakikiride sa popularity ni ihatecofi... etong sa inyo...LOSERS!

Anonymous said...

haha.. how funny the call center agents trying to correct the grammar of cofibean, yet committing grammatical errors themselves. According to manika:

Not everybody do sales, customer service or do telemarketing.

Honey, EVERYBODY is a singular noun and should have been used with the verb DOES. tsk tsk. I pity those call center agents.

tala said...


Darren said...
Yeah! Hehe. This blog rulez! Daming mayabang talaga sa callcenter. Kala mo kung sino e hulugan naman ang mga cellphones nila. Kung baga sa Lasalle, sila ang Benilde. Bagsakan ng mga walang utak na nilalang. Keep on writing dude!


inggit ka lang sa benilde, given a chance (kung may pera ka,mukang wala) magaaral ka din naman dun.relax.