Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Went to Powerbooks kanina to look for a certain book by Tony Judt, called PostWar. It tells something about the history of Europe since 1945. Gift ko lang sa Grandpapa ko this Christmas. My stupid tita kasi organized a grand reunion next week sa Dusit, Makati. (Tentative pa the place between Benkay or sa Benjarong.) Siempre diba I have to make paimpress to my lolo since I am his favorite apo. Siguro he will be gulat to see me like so gwapo na and all talino pa. I'm the one kaya running our business now. My papa is acting like a consultant na lang. Which is dapat lang no! He's like sooo old na kaya and myopic pa. He have no choice but to let me run na the business dahil dami opportunists natives na always waiting for a chance to make kupit sa cash flow namin. I just don't trust those people sa office. They all look like magnanakaw no. Tapos the old lady pa my dad hired sa office was like amoy lupa na. I bet only one bulate na lang ang hinde pa nakapag-sign sa death certificate nya no. Creepy talaga pare I tell you.

So yun na nga diba? I was like alone lang kanina looking for that stupid book when I saw Claude with one of his boylet. The biatch! Hahaha! Just recently lang she was crying because her boyfriend left her daw. Eh it's like two days nya pa lang yata namemeet yung guy. Tapos nafuck lang sya up to sawa, love na nya! Wawa naman my friend no? Well, at least my kaibigan is like soo happy right now. And siempre diba, I'm happy na rin for her. They even invited me pa nga for coffee at Coffeebean. So I left na muna my bookhunt and made sama with them. Claude was really blooming talaga with all her pacute and beautiful eyes. Kadiri talaga some gestures. Lols! I think they are like bagay kaya. The guy is witty though not as handsome as me. Pero still it's ok na. My friend told me na happy naman daw sya. So yun na nga diba? I lost track of time na tapos Coffee pa at 12 noon! Kaya grabe the init ng pakiramdam no? Steamy pa the two. Kaya I bid them farewell na lang kasi icky na my feeling eh. I called Mang Tonyo to pick me up and head home. The hell with the PostWar book. I'll just buy na lang an art deco book for my stupid lolo maybe next week prior to the event. So hirap naman kasi hanapin the book he was looking for eh.

When I got home kanina, my cousin from Singapore was here pa! So I told my mom, "Mom, why of all places, why here pa? Don't they have any money to check-in sa hotel?" Tapos my mom looked at me like sama kasi my tito is near lang. The hell! I hate pa naman that cousin. He's like sooo bobo no. I bet his parents just adopted him lang. He's like pampasira din kasi ng aura eh.

So yun na nga diba? Instead of going out pa to do something, I stayed inside my room na lang dahil baka that stupid cousin of mine will make pakialam pa some of my stuff, I'll kill him talaga. Better if I'll just make tapon all of his belongings sa kalsada tapos I'll just shout na lang na get the hell out of here no! That will be uber cool pare tapos I have pa this mean kopita while laughing infront of the camera. Hahaha!

Siguro tama na muna that for now. I need to look after pa my stupid cousin dahil umalis my mom. By the way, I came across one cool article kanina ---

Suing Telemarketers Made Simple.

Lord of the Distinctive Rings writes "Telemarketer calls victim in wee hours. Victim is lawyer. Victim sues telemarketer. Hilarity ensues, as recounted in narrative replete with links and information on how you too can sue up the wazoo." Well, one's certainly not ever going to get rich or anything going after telemarketers on a one-off basis, but every bit helps, I think.

Saturday, November 26, 2005


I was really bored pare and walang magawa. So I browsed na lang the web to look for gifts na online for my family and friends dahil close na ang Christmas. So yun na nga diba? I have to make pa-plastic na naman infront of some friends eh I'm not receiving naman anything from them every Pasko no? I have to maintain lang talaga some connections kaya I'm doing this. Just like last Christmas, the only gift I received came from Josie, our native katulong. How sweet naman of her to remember me no eh obvious naman na she was just like making sipsep and asking for a raise lang that time. The hell! I threw nga her gift sa trashcan and made ngiwi na lang infront of her. Asa pa her no! Kadiri naman kasi the gift wrapper she used eh. It's like so cheap tapos with a dedication card pa! As in shota? The fuck!

I checked nga pala polo.com for some holiday promos. They are offering Free Shipping daw if I ordered more than $150 worth of items from their site. And since I haven't used naman my platinum card lately, I tried online shopping. I usually pay kasi in cash. Kaso I'm like so tamad na to go sa malls dahil I don't want to brush shoulders with some baho masa who's only window shopping there lang naman. Not to mention the sosy-wanabees orcs na obvious naman na posers lang. Losers talaga dami!

Below are what I bought kanina from polo.com:

Polo Sport Gift Set ($57.50)
Romance Silver Value Set ($65.00)
Pure Torquoise Holiday Set ($75.00)
Beaton Pant ($97.50)

And for myself:
A couple of Chinos (Hamptom Poplin Cargo Pants) ($250.00)
Polo Pocket T-Shirt ($27.50)

Also, I bought a dozen shirt from this site - Threadless. They are on sale kasi. Only 10 bucks lang for each shirt! Grabe sa dami pare ng designs. Uber cheap pa! I spent $120 lang for all 12 shirts! Great sale no?

So, all in all, I spent $693.00 lang! And I thought I will spend like a thousand bucks just like before. Hehehe. Talino talaga me when it comes to gift shopping. Hassle free pa pare.

Anyways, I received nga pala another email from Ysabelle. She really missed me daw pare. She said kasi in her letter,

"....Always take care and please don't forget my gift this Christmas ok? I'll just email you my new address here in New York."

See pare, she's like concerned saken. Obvious naman na she likes me pa rin no. The only hindrance lang naman is that bading na white guy bobby who's just like using Ysabelle lang as a front. Fuck talaga that guy. I will make agaw na lang Ysabelle from him. He's like useless naman eh.

Siguro tama na muna that for now pare. My ulo is kinda sakit pa kasi right now.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Bad Vibes.

Just got home from a workout at Hotel Intercon. And puta pare the guy who's been working out there kanina. Uber baho talaga the body odor. The hell! I was like muntik ng mag-faint because of the stench oozing from his underarm. As in kadiri talaga the aroma sa gym kanina. Tapos the old lady doing some stretching at his side was like patay na no. She's not moving na kasi when I checked her out. So yun na nga diba? I asked na lang for a gas mask pero they gave me none. The fuck talaga. Eh I can't stand talaga the smell kaya I told na lang the gym instructor to make paalis na lang the baho guy kasi he's like pampasira ng workout eh. The instructor told me lang na make tiis na lang the amoy kasi the guy is a member din daw! I said, "What the fuck?! You mean to say na even if I drop dead because of the baho smell, it's ok pa rin?". Bobo talaga that instructor. Eh I'm like a premium member kaya. Nonsense talaga talking to minimum wage earner katutubos. Damn! So I approached na lang the guy and told him, "Excuse me, are you the guy with the baho smell? I think you need na to make paligo kasi I can smell you from over there oh. And believe me, it's really so baho." Yeah, in his face pare I told him that. Eh he's like 5'4" lang kaya. I can just make batok lang on his forehead if he said something back at that moment. Buti na lang he just blushed and went straight into the shower room. That was the first time I saw a red-faced palaka. Yeah pare, kadiri na the smell, palaka pa his built. I mean, what's with the bulging muscles if you're only 5'4" no. Even after he left, the after smell was still there. As in yuckie talaga all the equipments he used. So yun na nga diba? I lost na my momentum so I told my bobo instructor to stop na the program. I called na Mang Tonyo to get my things and wait for my call again dahil I'll buy lang something sa Glorietta.

At the glorietta, my aura got sira na naman. Why naman kasi of all places, some filthy orcs decided pa to hang out there. I mean, puno ba all the public markets that they decided to hang out at Glorietta? And what's with the slang accent ba? All their skin naman is balat mahirap no.

So yun na nga diba? I lost na my gana sa workout tapos I lost pa ulit my interest sa pagbili ng vanity stuff sa Essences, Rustans. So I had my feet pampered na lang at Beauty Bar and then called na the stupid Mang Tonyo to pick me up right at the lobby.

In short my day was like bad vibes talaga pare.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Vote for me pare.

Fuck pare, I was really uber busy for the past few days attending to the family business. Also, daming nag-apply for the secretarial position. So, our office was crowded yesterday by some baho masa girls, all hoping for the position. I told kasi HR to call everyone who emailed me their resume and have them interviewed agad kasi I can't take the smell of masa in my office eh. Tapos all of them are drooling pa because of my good looks. Kadiri talaga the scenery yesterday. Good thing all of them are like bobo kaya so nobody got the position. Probably I'll just post na lang my job vacancy sa lobby ng ateneo, lasalle or UA&P para talino all the applicants. Para most of them are cute colegialas pa. Shit pare, I just can't wait na for the next batch of applicants. Probably, I'll interview them personally for them to get a chance to see how gorgeous I am upclose. Damn! Hirap talaga goodlooking pare. I just can't contain myself. My sex appeal is like oozing kaya.

Also, I did some adjustments sa pricing of some of our products kanina for immediate implementation. Fuck kasi the government we have here sa Pinas eh. It's soo bulok and fucking corrupt. I really can't stand it when the goverment pa is the one making pahirap to all the masa, eh the masa are all mahirap na kaya. Double murder pare the burden talaga to those katutubos. The government is squeezing na nga all the money from the people, tapos will add pa some additional levy sa mga businesses like ours. The hell with them no! Goverment officials talaga never fails to mess with my aura. So inside my head, whenever I see big billboards of those politicians sa streets, I made sabi na lang na, "Style nyo bulok you fucking peso-sucking vampires! Eh the money kaya didn't came from you tapos you will get pa all the glory as if naman you personally paid for it! Its your job kaya! Our company is losing millions because of you leeches! Damn! Go to hell all of you no!"

See pare, I'm like sensitive din no. I know how to see the pahirap our goverment is doing to all the bahong masa. I made tawa pa nga when I saw the commercial on tv na VAT will never affect daw the fresh produce and meat sa market. Wala na talaga ako ma say! Eh it's like transferrable kaya ang VAT. Gasoline is covered by VAT, it's what most of us businessmen use to transport our products. So definitely, instead of making solo na lang all the burdens, we might as well transfer it na lang to the bobong public. Shit talaga!

So yun na nga diba? It's like I'm running for mayor na. I know what I just made sulat was really something pare. Just like my idea of bulldozing all the squatters area and developing it into some kind of architectural marvel and have the bahong masa work for it as janitors, alalays and tagapunas on it. That way, bawas na all the eye sores on most of the major highways. Kadiri kasi the atmosphere eh.

Also sa mga kulit na orcs who have been posting some filthy comments and long unrelated novel, please lang no, just drop dead na lang or have yourselves get bitten by dogs sa mata para luwa na your eyes, that way you'll never find my site na sa net. Wala naman kasi kayong say for me eh. As what I said before, go make your own blog and make kausap na lang your bobo self there no. Tapos have fun commenting na din on yourself para maging happy na you. Kadiri kasi talaga your mentality eh.

Siguro tama na muna that for now. My aura kasi got depleted na kasi.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Fellowship of the Orcs

"I always pay in cash unless I'm using the internet to book hotels online."

Just had my kidney profile kanina. Ewan ko ba. Pero I'm really scared talaga of needles. Lalo na if it'll be made tusok to me. Tapos the attendant asked me pa, "Masakit ba?" The hell! Eh kung sa eyes nya kaya itusok ko the needles. The nerve of the biatch to ask me that. Wala ba sya brains to know na it's so sakit kaya. Kaasar talaga the kabobohan of some attendants at Makati Medical Tower. So yun na nga diba? I was really irritated na tapos tanga pa the person who attended to me pero there's nothing I could do naman. It was like I'm stuck na there no. Kasi baka mabali the needle they put on me for blood testing. Anyways, they will forward na lang daw the result to Dra. Munoz tomorrow to see if I'm still eligible for the Roac treatment. Baka kasi babaan na lang the dosage for maintenance. Why naman kasi I need pa a prescription to buy that drug eh it's like mura lang kaya.

Also, when I checked my blog kanina, I was like amazed at the dami pa ring nagcomment inspite of the Da Vince Code one pathetic orc posted. Hahahaha! Double entertainment na here on my site -- You get to be bashed na tapos you get to read pa the Da Vinci Code. It's so cool diba pare? Not only that, minimized pa all the bobo orc comments dahil one of their fellow orc did something stupid which is expected naman from them. Kaya nga diba they have this "Fellowship of the Orcs" all over the Philippines na. Tama lang naman what he did diba, eliminated na all the filthy dial-up katutubos who keeps on posting some kadiri comments here. Which is perfectly ok with me. Damn! They are really sooo fucking stupid talaga. Lols! Kaya naman tuwang-tuwa all the Americans whos been feeding and benefitting from their puppet-like and pea-brained specie eh.

The meeting nga pala I had yesterday with some Japanese is for the Callcenter my father is planning to put up. So yun na nga diba, it's pretty obvious na most of you will work na for me soon. Siguro I might as well have you dogs lick my ass na lang rin in exchange for some peanuts. Hahaha!

Also, I'm in need nga pala of a personal secretary because I fired na my useless katutubo secretary. It's for peanuts din, so what are you waiting for? Grab it na! Hahaha! Pathetic talaga. Seriously, if interested, email me your resume at ihatecofi@yahoo.com .

Yun na lang muna siguro for now. Have to do something pa. Bye losers!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005


I'm finding a hard time to get some tulog now. My grandmama once told me na someone must be making isip of me if I find it hirap daw to get some sleep. And there's only one pangalan that popped in my head right agad... Ysabelle. Ano kaya doing ni Ysabelle right now aside from thinking about me? Siguro she's imagining some naughty stuff na we're doing kasi, that's what I'm thinking before I hit the sack kanina. Naughty me. Haha! Damn naman kasi Ysabelle for being sooo fucking pretty. Hay! Can't wait until January pa to visit her. I really miss her terribly na kasi. Now my head is really sakit because of all the kaiisip of her.

Anyways, the meeting with the Japanese firm went well naman kanina. I caught pa nga the panget secretary staring at my face during the meeting. Kadiri talaga her face no. It's like she was drooling na because maybe she got mesmerized with my uber good looks kanina and killer getup. I am wearing kasi my Z Zegna suit with an iridescent stripped undershirt na rin by the same brand. Tapos my cheeks are still red pa because of the obagi treatment I've been doing lately. Kulang na lang for me to tell her na "Asa pa you no! As if naman I'll make patol to just a secretary. The hell!" Siguro that'll teach her to stick na lang to her own kind. As in social-climber in the flesh talaga pare. Kadire her no?

After the meeting, stupid Mang Tonyo was nowhere to be found. Shit talaga that old useless guy. He should have told me na he'll buy something lang sa drugstore nearby para naman I haven't waited for him like tanga sa baba ng building no. I bet he bought a bottle of poison na and he will drink it all to himself to give an end na to his inate katutubo stupidity. Siguro nga tama lang yun no para my stupid mom will change na that old guy. He's like dapat retired na kaya. So my aura got sira na naman diba. Good thing I'm taking prozac na lately. which reminds me na tomorrow nga pala I'll be having my kidney profile to be submitted to Dra. Munoz of Belo. Kelangan kasi yun for my Roac medication.

Tapos I've realized why the hell I am wasting my time erasing some comments here eh I'm not affected naman. The hell with the person posting the Odyssey. Post to sawa all you want you fag. As if naman I care! Hahaha! Loser! As in major loser! Pathetic talaga. The comment system is all yours. Post all you want you bobo stupid orc. Maybe if I'll let you post up to sawa, you'll just drop dead because you have exhausted na your little brain from overworking by mere posting. Hahaha! That would be a nice scenario. Current earth minus one stupid orc and another million to go! Why naman kasi you are spreading like germs eh. I mean wala naman money sa callcenters right? So please don't make yabang ok? You are only making peanuts compared to me no. Hay! Stop na nga. Nonsense naman to talk about you because wala naman you all sense kausap eh not unless I put a script here on what your response would be. Hahaha! Pathetic.

Tama na muna that for now. Will try again to catch some shut eye.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Home na

Just woke up. Grabe the headache I'm experiencing right now. Sabi ko na, I should have cancelled the flight yesterday. Kaya now, my head is like binibiyak na. I'm slightly feverish pa. Kasi naman, kadiri pa all the baho katutubos sa airport. I can't take their smell no. It's like pigsty kaya the odor. As in baho talaga pare. Kaya it made me hilo now tapos with migraine pa. Shit talaga! I think it's about time na for the airport management to provide a special arrival areas for the mayayamans like me. Katakot kasi the current setting eh. It's soo fucking sleazy kasi. Dami pang kidnapper natives.

I already took na a pain reliever pero its no use pare. I think I will go to St. Luke's na lang later to have this fucking headache checked. I have a meeting pa naman with a big company tomorrow. Don't like them to see me like this kaya. What will they think no? Na I'm gwapo nga pero sickly naman. I'm no gwapo-wimp pare. Just gwapo lang.

My vacation was ok naman. Except for the two days I got hospitalized. The last stretch of my vacation was entirely made out of shopping. Bought some bric-a-bracs for some friends and bought na rin for myself some 87 kilos of excess baggage. Lols! I really can't help myself talaga when shopping. Dami kasing bagay na clothes sakin eh. Sabagay, I was a model kasi before I decided to work na lang sa family business namin. Damn! Dami talagang privileges when you are gifted with good looks and brains pa pare. Dami options on what to do. Baka early next year, will go to New York to visit Ysabelle. I kinda miss her na kasi. I will show that loser-fag Bobby na he's nothing kaya compared to me. He's like katiting lang no. As in no match kaya sakin. I bet Ysabelle is thinking na nga of leaving that loser-poser. I'm the man talaga pare!

And to the orcs who keeps on posting Homer's Iliad --- "Fuck you no! You're soo fucking gay pare! Kadiri your way of getting back at me. Why don't you just poke na lang kaya your head on some barbeque sticks then check if you have some brains pa left inside your hollow skull. Baka kasi all the maggots ate it all na tapos nothing left but the accumulated ipots lang. Hahaha!"

Will post na lang ulit tomorrow. To all the cool peeps who emailed me and commented here on my blog saying some good stuffs. It's acknowledged pare. Add me na rin sa friendster kasi I have like no testimonials pa. Here's my email address -- ihatecofi@yahoo.com.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Loser Orcs!

Tang-ina! This is really kaiba na! Shit talaga you katutubos! Tama bang to make my commenting system as an orc shoutbox. In case you haven't notice, THIS IS MY BLOG you fucking obnoxious nincompoops! The last time I checked, the title is not "This is where all the bobo callcenter orcs hangout." or "Mordor". Damn talaga! I got hospitalized na nga for two days tapos this is what I'm going to see pa on my commenting system. Tang-ina talaga you all no! Wala talaga you all breeding. I placed a disclaimer na nga tapos you are all so fucking kulit and uber dull mga brains pa to post pa rin all your filthy comments here. Shit talaga. You are always messing with my aura talaga kahit cyber na. The hell!

And please stop with all the loser-poser comments. You know nothing naman eh. Yeah. That's what you all know. Nothing lang. I bet if I'm going to pinch your head, it'll pop up dahil it's just puno lang naman ng air no. You are all yabang eh to assume lang naman all you can do. Also please stop dreaming no. The hell! Attend first to all your pera problems before posting your bobo comments here. I grew tired na rin of deleting some tanga comments and it's getting kinda irritating na rin. As what I said before, "Don't you have lives ba?" Kaya the Pinas is considered pa rin as a third world country, it's because of you BOBO peeps and the BULOK government you have. You are always fond of wasting company resources on your uber tamad, aksaya ang tangang lifestyles. Sabagay, our family is getting richer and richer nga pala because of the CHEAP labor you are offering our company. In a way, we should thank you na rin natives for being that way.

Also, to the people who said some nasty things about Ysabelle, FUCK YOU ALL NO! You are nothing compared to her. At least, she's earning her money in a very professional way sa New York as an HR manager. Unlike you bobo natives na can't even have a formal conversation with a client without the help of some scripts. How low is that? And what's with the english-bisaya accent ba? It's kinda irritating din eh. Please don't tell me it's the in thang right now... well for me it's thang-ina nyo all no! Drop the twang and be yourselves! It's not bagay kasi eh. Kinda irritating pa sa tenga. I mean, no matter how hard you orcs try to change your lifestyles, baho pa rin kayo for me.

Seriously, this is my space. I created it to air my opinions no. So WALA TALAGA kayong say. I mean, I can't even post na my photos here because some of the barbaric orcs is threatening me. For security reasons, I have to put down na some of my photos. I'm not as bobo naman like you dogs eh. Tang-ina! Wait til I get back there. Let's see how tough you bobo katutubos really are! I'll be arriving to Manila on November 14 via Philippine Airlines flight no. pr 103 at around 6 A.M. May stopover lang saglit sa Honolulu before heading straight to Manila.

Now, if you guys are still bobo pa rin to understand what I just wrote, it'll only suggest one thing ---- LOSERS!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Depression mode

I'm really sad now pare. My aura is kinda low. Shit drug na pampagwapo kasi is making me feel like this. Buti nga the muscle cramping has stopped na. I think I need to lessen na my dose. Baka next week, I'll change na from roac to acnetrex. The price nga naman I have to pay for maintaining such good looks pare. The kind of face that will launch a thousand ships. As in! Shit talaga! Like drool all you want on my good looks you orcs! Haha!

I think I will rest na muna for now. Will post na lang bukas what happened kanina.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Rodeway Inn Sucks!

Tang-ina this is the worse ski trip ever! The Rodeway Inn really sucked pare. I mean, if you have plans of staying at this hotel for the holidays, better think twice. Actually, my family used to stay at this hotel on numerous occassions na rin no. Tapos all of a sudden the hotel changed their payment policies, tapos did not notify me prior to the reservation. Tapos they will demand for my compliance daw with their "new" pay policy. The hell! I called nga Choice Hotels who made my booking for this hotel who simply turned my reklamos over to the owner who then called me personally to confront me about my claims. Tapos the nerve of that girl to call me a liar pa! Shit sya no! Hope she dies now as in now na! That bitch! Her hotel is so bulok kaya tapos theres no computer system pa. So they can't tell na I'm a VIP client kaya. They are missing on something pare. I'm generous kaya in giving room tips to low-life alalays which is katumbas na to their one month salary. Tang-ina, I can even have their bulok inn bulldozed for being soo fucking assholes! Damn! So I made sipa na lang their bulok na door and told my driver to drive me home na lang. My aura got sira na kasi.

The fucking reservation orcs at Choice Hotels did nothing to rectify the situation pa! Useless talaga the company for having such incompetent orcs handling the reservations. I paid them kaya in full for the hotel tapos yun pa. Shit talaga! Why naman kasi orcs pa hinihire of those companies eh ang dami namang normal na talino people. Sabagay, what would you expect nga pala for cheap labor eh di sub-standard minds din. Kaya naman the Americans love to build their bases sa Philippines dahil ang daming sub-standard minds. Callcenters are pools talaga of pea-brained freaks -- leftovers of the professional strata. Damn! That gives me an idea! Why not open kaya a callcenter sa pinas. Tutal dami naman katutubos are willing to kiss my ass for peanuts eh. Additional money na naman for me. Nice idea. Really nice. Hahahaha!!!!

Sunday, November 06, 2005


The event yesterday was like katakot kaya. As in really creepy no. Mordor live talaga pare. The only mabuti thing that I saw was the classic car exhibit eh. Other than that, the place was a total chaos talaga. Dami pang bahong natives. Tapos panget pa the presentation on stage. I mean whats with the EspaƱol ohlala ba? It reminds me lang of my stupid grandmama eh. Good thing na lang na she's like 6 feet under na and all kalansay pa.

I think nabroke ata my eardrums because of all the crappy music. They are all bunch of crapolas naman.. Losers.

I received nga pala another email from Ysabelle. Post ko na lang para mainggit you all. I'm the man talaga pare.


Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 01:14:32 -0800 (PST)
From: "Ysabelle Ongpauco" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: Re: Hi Ysabelle
To: "Matt D.V."


Sorry if I wasn't responding to some of your calls.... Kinda busy kasi lately with work. I moved na nga pala to a new apartment. So medyo nahihilo pa sa home improvement. I called Cary na nga to help me with the color combinations para sa flat.

Anyways, thank you nga pala sa birthday gift mo saken last month ha? I really appreciate the thoughtfulness. My boyfriend, Bobby is extending na rin his greetings to your upcoming birthday.

Hope to see you soon.



See! I'm the man talaga pare. I bet she's falling na naman for me. The mere fact na she made sabi na she's hoping to see me daw is pretty much evident na she likes me pa rin. Tapos may lovelots pa! Its obvious naman diba pare? That girl still have a thing going on for me. And sino pa hinde? I'm soo gwapo kaya tapos uber cool pa. I bet that Bobby guy was just plastic lang when he extended his birthday greetings to me. He's like envious kaya of me when I visited Ysabelle last Christmas. I think he is bakla pa nga because of his abnormally puti na face no. Damn!... he's like pampagulo lang to my aura eh. Hope he just drop dead or get hit head on by a pison because of his stupidity tapos dapat pisak pa. Para wala na hassle to the pag-ibig I have for Ysabelle.

Siguro yun na muna for now. Have to get ready pa kasi for the Sierras trip later. Wala pa nga the stupid chaffeur.

Basta, no matter what, I'm so happy now pare.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Downtown LA

Saw the movie na. It was so katawa talaga but not as hilarious as the European Gigolo we saw last month (I stand corrected on that one pare.) The only mabuti thing about the movie is that we shared the same sentiments against the callcenter orcs. I mean, callcenters agents are really annoying naman talaga eh. It's like parang even when you hang up on them, they keep on talking pa rin on the other side. Weird no? I mean, why naman I am getting tons of rebuttal on my opinion na they are all bobo and baho pa if what I'm saying is totoo naman right? As if naman I care diba? The hell no.

Kanina nga pala we visited downtown LA kasi I'm really itching na to do some shopping. Dapat sana we will go to Malibu kaso the traffic was really heavy daw on the PCH so we went na lang to downtown LA instead. At least doon kahit na traffic, ok pa rin the destination. I am with two of my cousins acting as my tourist guide and alalay. Lols! So yun na nga diba, we went first to Disney Concert Hall, which is kinda boring kaya we made lipat agad to the fashion district which is like outlined with endless small shops full of clothings that were made din daw from the buildings nearby. I have seen some katutubos pa nga selling some chicherias there. So I pity na lang them. I have a puso naman no so I even bought a hotdog pa nga wrapped in bacon to show pa my awa. It's like donation na lang for her to make padala the money I spent to her offspring sa pinas. I made shopping pero konti lang. Will reserve the ultimate shopping at the end of my vacation na lang.

Right after the fashion district is the Jewelry lane on Broadway. Kaso I'm not fond naman of jewelries so I bought na lang a burrito from a mexican resto doon. Uber bilis lang kasi I can't stand the blaring sakit sa tenga na Mexican music thats playing e.

Tapos we went to China town which is now booming with bars that are quite trendy na. My cousin told me pa nga na the area was bulldozed daw before to make way for the Dodger Stadium. Which gives me an idea, why not kaya the Philippine goverment bulldoze na lang all the squatters area in Metro Manila to give way to some architectures like a stadium tapos have all the katutubos work in there as janitors, vendors and alalays. E di mas maganda pa pinas. Kasi that way, mawawala na all the baho skwakkwaks sa metro. Damn, why naman kasi some goverment officials can't think like I do e di sana wala na sanitation problem there no. I bet, almost 99.9% of the orcs will be homeless na by then. Damn! I'm so talino talaga.

On our way home, I bought Tita Mitchy a bouquet of flowers as a thank you daw from my mom for taking care of our house sa LA. Tomorrow nga pala is the event at Canoga Park. Kaso I'm so tamad to attend events like that naman eh. Ang dami kayang baho people there tapos icky pa their sweating bodies no. I don't want to brush shoulders with them kaya. Siguro pwede pa if they are giving some gas mask at the event.

Siguro yun na muna for now. Will keep you guys posted na lang bukas.

I receive nga pala an email from Ysabelle. I'm kinda happy now. Iba talaga pag tumibok ang heart. :)

Friday, November 04, 2005


I went to the mall kanina with my cousin Edward. I was really intrigued kasi by the thingamajig. So I bought one for myself. Katuwa naman my new gadget, it's like a gameboy console with a built-in messenger, browser and fone na. I also bought na rin an extra mittens, an Immortelle skin moisturizer and a couple of shirts which I got for only $15 each lang! Money well spent na naman for me.

Tapos yun na nga diba, when we got home pa, my Tita Mitchy and Ate Sonia were talking about the 40 Year Old Virgin. It was a funnny movie daw but I haven't got the chance to watch it back sa pinas because I was too busy with the family business.

Those two were really mean kaya. Unlike me, I am just writing how I feel, e sila, they are sharing experiences pa! They are giving some variations on that fabulously nasty telemarketer hangup speech daw sa movie. I gotta see that one.

See, Tita Mitchy even told me na almost 75% daw of americans are kinda annoyed sa callcenter peeps. Here's the thing daw kasi: Callcenter agents daw are required to keep yapping. Always. Those are the rules. They are simply not allowed to shut up, (Yeah, why don't they just shut up na lang kaya?!) except maybe four or five steps into a long script of fallback positions. And according to her, hanging up is necessary. Both parties knew it na daw. Therefore: not rude at all. Sabi ko na lang to my tita, "It's ok lang tita mitch, they are earning naman big bucks daw for yapping eh." Like in their dreams pare.

Now, I'm really curious na and enthralled pa. Probably tomorrow, I'll just check na lang if my cousin have downloaded the full flick in his computer and I will give my review.

Maybe later na lang the other happenings. Paglaruan ko muna my new toy. And besides, this is my final rest day kaya, tapos tomorrow will be uber busy na following my vacation itenerary. And to all the orcs who thinks na this is just another crappy dicklit. Talk to the pwet w'lyah?

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Fucking kulit na orcs!

Inspite of the disclaimer and all, I still can't stop the orcs from invading my privacy pare. The hell! Am I really that famous na? I bet you are all just inggit lang because I'm here na and you are still hoping na your company will send you here for training pa. In your dreams pare.

Ok here's the deal, I know that you guys think that I'm the bomb, gwapo and all. But for you to see me as a god. That's really something pare. You guys are really full of shit! Hahaha! Hope na sana an earthquake will strike your squatter areas later and kill all you loser-poser dorks. Rot in hell pare!

And to the Politically Correct guy who posted this, you are uber cool pare. Email me now at ihatecofi@yahoo.com I will buy for you some pasalubongs when I get back there sa pinas:

Grabe talaga ang mga callcenter agent. Kayo ang sobrang resourceful sa paghahanap ng butas sa blog na ito. It only proved one thing, loser, ingitero (cofibean1.blogspot.com) at mga orcs kayo. Ok lang yan. Callcenter dullness talaga is contagious kaya no wonder. I mean, seriously, kindly check again, I think the owner of this blog is not that good pagdating sa picture editing. And if he did edited those photos, isa syang henyo na magaling ng magsulat at magaling pang mag-edit ng photos. Sana sya na rin ang gumawa ng layout ng site na ito.

Ok enough with the crap, here are some pointers for you to consider:

- Plagiarism : he was now being accused of plagiarizing someone's idea. Well to tell you seriously honey or whoever the person accused him of doing so, kindly check your site and compared it to this guy's site. Do you see any similarity? No ideas have been taken from you except from the allegedly (?) stolen photos. Well, let me define to you what plagiarism is according to the trusty dictionary:

n 1: a piece of writing that has been copied from someone else and is presented as being your own work 2: the act of plagiarizing; taking someone's words or ideas as if they were your own [syn: plagiarization, plagiarisation, piracy]

Seriously now, I don't see any ideas being copied from your site. Even the photos you said that were taken from your site is pretty much different. And much of the comments now seems to conclude the owner of this site as "someone who copies someone else's idea". Well think again, if cofibean indeed revised the photos that were claimed to be stolen, it's not a form of plagiarism, but rather one way of expressing "Innovation and Pure Brilliance." And there are no rules against innovation only against "malicious mischief" that was directed to mr. cofibean of which is considered as a criminal offense.

You may want to look at some of these articles on this site for your information regarding innovation:

http://www.corante.com/ideaflow/archives/2004/11/ - Discussion about Innovation & Creativity

And I just can't help myself but to quote this line:

"If half the challenge of innovation is communicating its value and someone else is always innovating, then building creative teams may not be nearly as efficient as building widely cast, open-minded sifting technologies to scour the universe for innovation hotspots and blueprinting those technologies for use at home. As Diamond says, complex innovations are best borrowed, not built. Because technology begets technology, the value of diffusion often exceeds the value of original invention."

- While reading some entries on this site, I chanced upon the disclaimer written above his blog, it was very interesting indeed. I think I don't need to elaborate on that.

- And if this blog was indeed a satire, I commend the writer for being VERY CREATIVE AND BRILLIANT for finding ways on how to capture the attention of the general public.

Now, if you need further explanation on this self-explanatory matter, sorry, but I don't have time to talk to someone suffering from a severe case of low I.Q.

If I were you, just let the guy express his craft and enjoy it and control yourself from showing your orc-like persona on this site. Sorry for the jologs term, "Nakakabadtrip kasi eh."

And if I were cofibean I would tell this directly to all the people accusing him of plagiarism - "IN YOUR FACE PARE!"

Yeah in your face pare!

LAX photos.

There, I changed na my header. Hope you callcenter orcs will stop na from reading my blog. I mean, whats your problem ba? Please make na lang your own blog and post your private thoughts there and not here. And please stop visiting my site. It's not for you naman eh.

Kapagod talaga the day today. Tapos muntikan pa kami maaksidente because of the stupid driver. He's not careful kasi while driving kanina muntikan pa kami tuloy mag-collide with another van at the Ventura Freeway. Naalala ko tuloy my stupid driver Mang Tonyo. Claude and I parted ways na sa airport. Iba kasi her way eh.

Will rest na muna for now. Below are some shots I took kanina.

The Theme Building - Encounters Restaurant. Kaasar na talaga kasi nightime na. Uber cool kaya that building.

The LAX terminal. I was really mad na when I took this photo kanina because wala pa our sundo. We waited almost two hours for them.

The Tom Bradley terminal. Claude was at my back making kulit na for us to eat na daw because we're like so gutom na din.

Next time na lang the other photos. Will keep you guys posted.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Just arrived.

Wala na talaga me ma-say to all the stupidity of the orcs posting some comments here. Wala naman balls. Wait til I make balik there sa Pinas. I'll let you have a piece of me.

So yun na nga diba? I was really tired na because of the flight tapos the welcome party is still not here pa at Tom Bradley International Terminal. It's like I've been waiting here for centuries na. Kulang na lang for me to be sold as an artifact tapos sale pa kasi I look haggard na. I bet, bobo din the chauffeur my mom got me. Damn talaga.

Also, ang uber cool kaya ng bagong banner ng site ko. "Make Poverty History." It's pretty obvious naman na I don't like the masa kaya I wan't them to become history na. Better kung extinct pa!

Siguro yun na muna for now. Will check lang if they're here na.

Chew on this you pakialameros!

My attorney issued this for all of my readers---


We are really awed by the public's response to this journal. The 15,000+ visitors and 874 comments to his 13 entries in one month is really remarkable. And to that, we would like to extend our gratitude.

Before anything else, let us first give you some facts about this journal/blog:

1. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ is a personal journal pointing out some personal views, opinions, philosophical musings and commentary on some social issues. Meaning, everything on this site are mere hyperboles and based purely on the opinion of the author.

Definition of BLOG:A weblog or blog (derived from web + log) is a web-based publication consisting primarily of periodic articles (normally, but not always, in reverse chronological order). Although most early blogs were manually updated, tools to facilitate the updating and maintenance of such sites made them accessible to a much larger and less technical population. The use of some sort of browser-based software is now a typical aspect of "blogging."

2. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ was created on October 1, 2005 by the author, cofibean, whom decided to blog anonymously which is perfectly legal.

The Supreme Court has repeatedly upheld the First Amendment right to speak anonymously: "author is generally free to decide whether or not to disclose his or her true identity. The decision in favor of anonymity may be motivated by fear of economic or official retaliation, by concern about social ostracism, or merely by a desire to preserve as much of one's privacy as possible. Whatever the motivation may be...the interest in having anonymous works enter the marketplace of ideas unquestionably outweighs any public interest in requiring disclosure as a condition of entry. Accordingly, an author's decision to remain anonymous, like other decisions concerning omissions or additions to the content of a publication, is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment."

3. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ resides on a public server which is Blogger.com, which is an easy-to-use website in publishing users thoughts and at the same time interact with people, which is given to the public for free. Blogger is located in San Francisco therefore covered by the US Federal Law section 230 which states that "No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." This federal law preempts any state laws to the contrary: "[n]o cause of action may be brought and no liability may be imposed under any State or local law that is inconsistent with this section." The courts have repeatedly rejected attempts to limit the reach of Section 230 to "traditional" Internet service providers, instead treating many diverse entities as "interactive computer service providers."

And now for some legal issues:

Below are some legal liabilities accused of this site and we would like to quote one:

Hi All,
I would just like to inform everyone that this is a dangerous way of creating fun. You see, this blog has many infractions against legality. Anybody can sue the author. If I were really a freak, I would have done so. But I'm not the kind that will waste my time and effort for a piece of @#&%@. Sure do I can get a lot of money if I successfully prove this $#^%$ guilty. It's either I sue the author of this blog or I sue the moderators(Google) for allowing such blog to exist in their database. That would be a lot of money!

Dearest Dude,You can be easily tracked through your IP Adress. Your IP Address is your identity on the net. Since your ip address is unique, it will tell who's your Internet Service Provider(ISP). Your ISP in turn has all your personal information. So, Cofibean... if you have read this thread, start apologyzing and delete all your posts... or better yet close this blog. We don't want you in jail.

This is a friendly reminder from someone who cares.

We would like to thank the individual for airing that concern. But we would like to clarify some things:

The basic idea of defamation law is simple. It is an attempt to balance the private right to protect one's reputation with the public right to freedom of speech. Defamation law allows people to sue those who say or publish false and malicious comments.

There are two types of defamation.
* Oral defamation -- called slander -- for example comments or stories told at a meeting or party.
* Published defamation -- called libel -- for example a newspaper article or television broadcast. Pictures as well as words can be libellous.

Anything that injures a person's reputation can be defamatory. If a comment brings a person into contempt, disrepute or ridicule, it is likely to be defamatory.
* You tell your friends that the boss is unfair. That's slander of the boss.
* You write a letter to the newspaper saying a politician is corrupt. That's libel of the politician, even if it's not published.
* You say on television that a building was badly designed. That's libel due to the imputation that the architect is professionally incompetent, even if you didn't mention any names.
* You sell a book that contains defamatory material. That's spreading of a defamation.

Obviously, we are being accused of published defamation because of some personal views that were expressed. We already made our defense on this matter and were enumerated below:

1. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ is a personal journal therefore the author is in the position to express his private thoughts, views and opinions. The author also enabled his journal's commenting system thus also gathering some responses to his writeups. And to quote a few:

"Jarvie Sheen (http://makeshit.blogspot.com/) said... pinaglihi ka siguro ng mother mo sa sama ng loob ano? yung sa sobrang sama eh ini-ebak na lang public restroom tapos umalingasaw sa baho dahil inuuod na at mamasa-masa pa tapos biglang nawalan ng tubis at walang toilet paper, of course, naiwanan kang nakabuhaghag don sa inidoro at doon ka lumaki kaya akala mo inidoro ka narin... Kaya ang lumalabas sa bunganga mo eh mistulang ebak sa baho pati na rin ang ugali mo.Ngayon pupunta ka sa US upang ebak na may tamod, uod, at dugo-dugo pa ang iyong sasahurin galing sa mga BAKLA sa lugar na yan di ba??? Bagay ka nga diyan at isama mo na rin ang Driver mong Tatay na si Tonyo at dyan magtulong kayong mag janitor sa mga gay bar.... sayang din yan... pandagdag sa kayabangan este sa kayamanan mo ha ha ha..."

"dragonrower (http://dragonrower.blogspot.com/) said... tanga ka talaga, kung gusto mo magkaroon ng journal na walang comment page, wag as blog hehehe, tsupain mo na lang tatay mo, better yet driver mo! mwehehehehe!"

"Anonymous said... You're one spoiled cock sucking filthy animal. I bet you had a very disastrous childhood. Maybe your good old dad fucked your ass really bad and you cannot get over it thats why your putting up all this shit. You son of a bitch! Can you feel us now?! Post your home address you sick fuck and see whats waiting for you."

Now, if you have plans of filing a case against my client for defamation, better think twice, because you will represent all of the individuals who posted some defamatory comments on this site which we suppose is also exercising their freedom of expression. For the law states that:

The readers' comments, entries written by guest bloggers, tips sent by email, and information provided to the general public through an RSS feed would all likely be considered information provided by another content provider. This would mean that they can also be held liable for defamatory statements contained in it.


2. Also, the person who sent the following email to cofibean is facing another law suit:

Joel Aguilar <nco_que_jaguilar@msn.com> wrote:
Yo!! You mother fuckin fagot... Anyone could have looked that stuff up in a book, are you really that stupid. Shit like you dont deserve to live... Why do you try so hard to express yourself in english when your own native tounge cant express crap!!!!! Damn your a fuckin disgrace, if you cant express yourself in english or tagalog, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Why you got to act all crazy and shit...Stop being a wannabe. Who gives a fuck about your phones and shit...You think thats gonna attract a chick...well i guess maybe a faggot ass chick who smells like shit would!!!!!! Money is everything to everybody. Well maybe to someone like you who sucks on his fathers dick to make a withdrawal money means alot, coz i would never fuck my parents just to get the things i want. What do you care about comments regards to cailfornia? If thats what people think let them think that way... Who died and made you GOD? For all those people who want to think that theres no snow in California go ahead....You dont have to listen to this piece of asswipe. Losing a phone is not what you call bad luck you asshole its called stupidity and carelessness. And what is it with you can call center agents? Are you like jealous cause we have jobs and you just do blow jobs to get your money? Now listen up here you dumb mother fuckin butt lickin asswipe of a faggot!!!! I know you and if your not careful with your tounge and how you use it..Im gonna make sure that instead of you kissin ass to your parents (who by the way are probably the reason why you act so retarded) your gonna be kissing the ground.. you know me very well.. and i know you very well.. so you better back up the shit you said.. if you want to kill someone then do it, dont just talk the shit. coz if i get 20 replies to my email from other bloggers there that want your head..i'll give it to them I dont talk shit and i certainly wont back away from you mother fucker...watch your back, better keep your head up or you may never see the light of day anyone who has a comment just email me at wannadieyoung@hotmail.com by the way you can call me iyce aguilar

We are more than glad to face any legal actions filed against the author of this site.

Please be guided accordingly.

- Cofibean's Legal Counsel