Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Fellowship of the Orcs


"I always pay in cash unless I'm using the internet to book hotels online."

Just had my kidney profile kanina. Ewan ko ba. Pero I'm really scared talaga of needles. Lalo na if it'll be made tusok to me. Tapos the attendant asked me pa, "Masakit ba?" The hell! Eh kung sa eyes nya kaya itusok ko the needles. The nerve of the biatch to ask me that. Wala ba sya brains to know na it's so sakit kaya. Kaasar talaga the kabobohan of some attendants at Makati Medical Tower. So yun na nga diba? I was really irritated na tapos tanga pa the person who attended to me pero there's nothing I could do naman. It was like I'm stuck na there no. Kasi baka mabali the needle they put on me for blood testing. Anyways, they will forward na lang daw the result to Dra. Munoz tomorrow to see if I'm still eligible for the Roac treatment. Baka kasi babaan na lang the dosage for maintenance. Why naman kasi I need pa a prescription to buy that drug eh it's like mura lang kaya.

Also, when I checked my blog kanina, I was like amazed at the dami pa ring nagcomment inspite of the Da Vince Code one pathetic orc posted. Hahahaha! Double entertainment na here on my site -- You get to be bashed na tapos you get to read pa the Da Vinci Code. It's so cool diba pare? Not only that, minimized pa all the bobo orc comments dahil one of their fellow orc did something stupid which is expected naman from them. Kaya nga diba they have this "Fellowship of the Orcs" all over the Philippines na. Tama lang naman what he did diba, eliminated na all the filthy dial-up katutubos who keeps on posting some kadiri comments here. Which is perfectly ok with me. Damn! They are really sooo fucking stupid talaga. Lols! Kaya naman tuwang-tuwa all the Americans whos been feeding and benefitting from their puppet-like and pea-brained specie eh.

The meeting nga pala I had yesterday with some Japanese is for the Callcenter my father is planning to put up. So yun na nga diba, it's pretty obvious na most of you will work na for me soon. Siguro I might as well have you dogs lick my ass na lang rin in exchange for some peanuts. Hahaha!

Also, I'm in need nga pala of a personal secretary because I fired na my useless katutubo secretary. It's for peanuts din, so what are you waiting for? Grab it na! Hahaha! Pathetic talaga. Seriously, if interested, email me your resume at ihatecofi@yahoo.com .

Yun na lang muna siguro for now. Have to do something pa. Bye losers!

127 comments:

Anonymous said...

your blog seems to focus about call centers...maybe because your real identity is a call center agent...a satire of your carreer...keep on writing PARE

Anonymous said...

share ur money, deposit money on my bank account so that i can also be filthy rich, then we can both kill all the orcs!!! hehehe

Anonymous said...

by the way, email me at palamunin@yahoo.com so that i can send u my acct number. later

Anonymous said...

baho kag ulok!

Anonymous said...

what's with the 500 peso bill, the title, and the content of this post?! seems nothing coincides...

Anonymous said...

Kala ko ba di na magbubura at makiki-alam si cofibean kuung ano ang laman ng comment box?! Aba'y bobo pala ang taong eto eh... Afterall, affected ka rin pala... Pa-epek lang pala yon! Kala ko matapang... wala rin palang binatbat! At kala ko ba perfect person si cofibean... masyadong bony naman ang kamay... kung macho si cofibean, eh di sana malaki kami nya at malaman. eh picture pa lang, halatang payat si cofibean. Payat din siguro ang kanya #$^%... ewan!!! Ayoko siyang maging boyfriend kung ganun. Huwag mo rin sabihin na hindi sayo ang kamay na yon at pi-nicture-ran mo lang. Masyado na kasing gamit ang dahilan na yon. Pati nanay mo, tinatawag mong stupido. Anong klaseng anak ka? Sana matauhan ka na. Ikaw rin. Kung wala kang takot sa DIYOS, ako MERON! Hindi ka panginoon. Tao ka lang! Tandaan mo palagi yan. TAO KA LANG!

Anonymous said...

Simplicity

By Bo Sanchez

My parents breathed simplicity. Oxygen too, but that’s pretty obvious. Dad was an assistant vice president for a humongous company, yet I didn’t “feel” like I was a rich man’s kid because my parents made it a rule to live below their means.

A millionaire’s son rode a sleek Benz; I rode our sixteen-year old Toyota that sounded more like a drum and bugle band, with its cacophony of bangs, rattles, and whams.

An heir of the moneyed class was chauffeured to school, but as early as Grade III, I was taking the public jeepney– sitting, standing, or swinging from its handrails like a flapping flag.

The wealthy dined on gourmet meals every day. But the culinary highlight of my whole week was when Mom bought Coke for our Sunday lunch– the only time we tasted the stuff. I’m not kidding.

Rich kids wore outfits from America, England, and Paris. I wore clothes from Avenida, Escolta, and Pasay.

The mansions of the rich and famous are veritable furniture showcases, complete with sixteen Egyptian jars from the Nephertiti era. I learned that one of those monstrous flower vases was equal to the price of our entire house. But naturally, we too, had our own flower vases. If my archeological knowledge serves me right, they came from the Nescafe era.

Their estates have playrooms with life-size Barbie’s and Power Rangers. But the way I played with expensive toys was admiring them from the store shelf and using my magination to the hilt. That way, I owned all the toys in the world.

You’ll be shocked by what I’m going to tell you, but through all this, I recall never feeling deprived in any way.

Let me tell you why.

I remember my father coming home every night and we’d go jogging together–around our old car parked in the garage. (Dad says he wasn’t vying for the Olympics anyway.) Then I’d sit on his lap and we’d talk about how to solve the problems of the universe.

After dinner, we’d read the comic pages together. Tarzan was my favorite, until I reached puberty. From then on, it became Jane.

Almost every Saturday afternoon, it was father and son time. We’d walk to the shopping center and Dad would buy me a hotdog. Then we’d walk back home, bringing a little something for Mom, usually a chocolate bar. To add sentimental value to our token, I forced myself to take a few bites from it.

I guess being with Dad and Mom was all that my little boy’s heart ever wanted. And I got it, every single day.

I believe that God chose to write the “map of happiness” on the ordinary parchment of simplicity– like a treasure map written on recycled brown paper.

Consequently, many people ignore that map, and are attracted instead to the more glossy, loud, shiny maps around. But when they follow these others maps,they end up tired as a dog chasing its own tail.

I have a radical suggestion……..Simplify.

Simplify because you want to discover the depths of your soul.

Simplify because you want to start living deliberately.

Simplify because you want to love from an uncluttered heart.

Remember that simplicity is only the first step of the journey. Holding the treasure map, memorizing it, photocopying it a thousand times, and keeping it safe in a vault won’t make you claim the gold. You actually need to sail through oceans, climb peaks, cross valleys, and explore caves.

Simplicity will point to you where and what and who the gold is in your life.

Once you know your gold, the game has just begun.

Will you treasure your gold?

My parents knew their gold:

1. Each other,
2. Their six children, and
3. Their faith.

They tried to live uncluttered lives so that they could have time for what was most important.

They didn’t busy themselves buying a bigger house, because that would mean working harder to pay the monthly amortization, doing overtime
work or taking a second job. Who would then go jogging with little Bo every night?Who would read Tarzan for him?

They didn’t burden themselves buying a BMW because that would mean laboring and worrying about installment bills. Besides, walking to the shopping center every Saturday afternoon with his son gave my dad his needed exercise, and made little Bo feel special.

One of the delights of my heart was seeing Dad and Mom in their bedroom at night, after our nightly family prayer. The lights were turned off, and I’d see the silhouette of my father seated on his old chair and mom standing behind him, gently massaging his shoulders. I’d hear them talk about what transpired during the day. Even as a child, I sensed their quiet pleasure at being together. My question today: Could they have done this rich ritual each night and nourished their marriage if they had been busy paying for designer outfits for themselves or their kids, or if they had been worrying about monthly bills for new hi-tech happliances?

I don’t think so.

And I’ve made the choice: I don’t want that kind of life either.

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Anonymous said...

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Dave Grohl said...

It's a pleasure cofibean!

But why MODERATE this blog for COMMENTARIES???

Isn't that dull or ironic?
Very confusing... tsktsktsk... i'll just post again the Da Vinci Code, you might want to print it.

tralala said...

nice comment Bo! very inspiring, very helpful for everydody who's reached a crossroad in life and unsure of which direction to take!

Dave Grohl said...

you last post was barely good. i doubted.

contented said...

ugh! what can I sabi?! you hate canter agents and ngayon your father is going to tayo a call center! what the fuck?!! no other business na naisip na talaga no?haha. so it's like, you will be depending na on call center agents to earn big bucks? haha!!!
by the way, bout dun sa say mu na "Pero I'm really scared talaga of needles. Lalo na if it'll be made tusok to me"...
you really made me laugh. :) what do you think pag gagamitan sa needles ba! sana they have you eat the needle nlng... tehe.

Anonymous said...

masyado kang reklamador, if all peeps in the planet are orcs, except you, go to outer space. ALIEN!!!! be thankful marami kang money tapos you get to call peeps as losers or orcs.. ORCS ka rin

Anonymous said...

masyado kang reklamador, if all peeps in the planet are orcs, except you, go to outer space. ALIEN!!!! be thankful marami kang money tapos you get to call peeps as losers or orcs.. ORCS ka rin

Dave Grohl said...

Cofibean, your posts lately seemed to be astounding, impressive, fabulous, etc... Let me refresh your mind, you average mostly at 100-130 comments but recently: 9 comments? 7 comments?...let me guess what's next, 0 comment?

You are becoming more popular these days right? Congratulations Matt! You really did a great Waste of your time!

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN SUCKS!!!

Anonymous said...

Looks like your novelty's wearing off dude. Reminds me a bit of Fox News. Pretty hard-hitting when you first tune in to it, but as time wears on it just starts to sound like noise.

Then you tune out.

Anonymous said...

just take care of urself...tkot din akoh sa needles but smtimes i nid 2 have does needles 4 my physical exam @ my job...dnt be scared and always pray 2 god....

Anonymous said...

by the email address made us verify na ikaw nga si caffainerush na nangungutang sa girlfriend nya ng pera para maka bili ng internet card..at nanghihirap ng cellphone sa gf. grabeh...how poor can you be....sus......

Anonymous said...

BAKIT DINIDELETE NA NI COFIBEAN ANG MGA COMMENTS NGAYON? KASI NAMAN YUNG IBA AYAW NA LANG I-ENJOY ITO KAILANGAN PANG MAGPOST NG SPAM KAYA AYAN. WALA NA TULOY YUNG IBA. SANA COFIBEAN, WAG MONG IDELETE ANG BLOG MO DAHIL MALULUNGKOT AKO AT MAMIMISS KITA. I WANT YOU TO MARRY NA NGA E. PLEASE ASK NA FOR MY HAND. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

Don't feed the troll said...

Obviously, cofibean deleted all the comments and you are the main reason. Asshole ka kasi. No actually, asshole kayong dalawa. And I bet you are the same person. Just toying na naman with the callcenter brain. Fuck both of you freaks.

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Dave Grohl said...
Cofibean, your posts lately seemed to be astounding, impressive, fabulous, etc... Let me refresh your mind, you average mostly at 100-130 comments but recently: 9 comments? 7 comments?...let me guess what's next, 0 comment?

You are becoming more popular these days right? Congratulations Matt! You really did a great Waste of your time!

Anonymous said...

Way to go cofibean. Tama nga ang ginawa mong pagmomoderate ng mga comments para mawala na ang mga bastos na comments dito. Nagiging putahan na kasi ito e.

Ingats lagi idol!

Mang Tonyo said...

Ser Matt,

Naes ko lang pong hominge ng lev ngayon wikends dahil may sakit po ang asawa ko na tonay mong nanay. Mess na mess ka na nya. Baka bokas ay konin na kita kay senyora kaya magempaka ka na.

Nagmamahal, Mang Tonyo

Anonymous said...

BAKIT DINIDELETE NA NI COFIBEAN ANG MGA COMMENTS NGAYON? KASI NAMAN YUNG IBA AYAW NA LANG I-ENJOY ITO KAILANGAN PANG MAGPOST NG SPAM KAYA AYAN. WALA NA TULOY YUNG IBA. SANA COFIBEAN, WAG MONG IDELETE ANG BLOG MO DAHIL MALULUNGKOT AKO AT MAMIMISS KITA. I WANT YOU TO MARRY NA NGA E. PLEASE ASK NA FOR MY HAND. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

I already sent you an email cofibean. Please reply.

Anonymous said...

Bakit kahapon sa kabilang blog ay lagpas na ng 60 comments tapos ngayon biglang nawala lahat? Ano nangyari?

Anonymous said...

SA TINGIN KO SI COFIBEAN AT DAVE GROHL AY IISA.

Wala lang. Sa tingin ko lang. Hihihi.

Dave Grohl said...

isn't that soooo annoying / hassle moderating all the comments? i'm happy for that news. enjoy hassling yourself cofibean!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz said...

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truth said...

"Anonymous said...
SA TINGIN KO SI COFIBEAN AT DAVE GROHL AY IISA"

sa tingin ko ikaw Anonymous at si cofibean ay iisa!!!....

Anonymous said...

thang-ina niyoh!! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

whoa.. you should put a counter on your website and see how many clicks you get everyday. hahahah

Anonymous said...

hay nako kng d ba nman mga bobo tlaga ang mga taong affected sa cnasabi ni cofibean! eh isang tingin lng makikita na agad na this is meant for fun and humor lng, especially of the owner of this blog. it may even be some sort of a parody of conyos.

pinapatulan nyo nmang mga bobo kayo. pero buti n lng pinatulan nyo kc kng hndi bka huminto na sa pagblog c cofibean.

parang kadiri na tlaga mga call centers kc ung mga call center people dto siniseryoso ung mga ganito. just sit back and enjoy his stories, bobo orcs!

hay nako his old blog was so much better bago umentrada tong call center ekek na to. i bet this all started dhil may nanlait sa grammar nya na call center people. mga mahihilig kc magbida. tsk tsk...

in your face orcs!!!

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contented said...

"Anonymous said...
just take care of urself...tkot din akoh sa needles but smtimes i nid 2 have does needles 4 my physical exam @ my job...dnt be scared and always pray 2 god...."
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mmmhhh, in fairness nice suggestion. kaya lng, MARUNONG KAYANG MAG PRAY SI COFIBEAN?!!!
i doubt no!

Anonymous said...

ang bagal naman nitong blog nato. walang nangyayari. maka-alis nanga, hindi na to nakakaenjoy, menomoderate kasi eh. guyz, wala ba kayong alam na bagong blog na cool?

truth said...

i think cofibean is bakla. he is just a pretentious bakla. kailangan lang nyan ay fafa. hay! kasi, hindi makahanap ng fafa kaya ganyan. niloloko mu lng sarili mu!

hermione said...

Hi peeps;

don't forgot to watch Harry Potter. you'll miss half of your life if you miss it.


Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the level of filtering you do in your thread moderation.

But anyway I enjoy your site. Because it gives me a relief to know that I am actually running my business right and not being run to the ground and then have my ass saved by my father while I go have some synthetic stuff injected to my face just to make me look good.

We should compare notes one of these days. Let's see who can run a business longer without bitching in some Internet blog. Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

What's with the 500 bucks? Ni hinde man lang ginawang 1,000 para mas masaya o di kaay ay 1 million pesong buo para naman masabing mayaman ka talaga. My gosh!

Harry Paso said...

Maganda ba ang Harry Potter guys? Kasi parang gusto kong panoorin e. Kaso nanghihinayang ako baka kasi aksaya lang ng pera.

blinkblink said...

jologs kaw cheapeapers

Anonymous said...

If i were you guys, stop visiting this blog. This moron is generating traffic to his site to earn. If you will notice the google adsense on the top of his blog, this make him earn few cents. so if i were you stop visiting this blog and post comments. This is just to warn every one.

Anonymous said...

~~~

hi guys,

confirmed na, na si Cofibean and Caffeinrush ay IISA. Same email address ang gamit nila.

Here's the link again. Mas gusto ko sa Caffeinerush kaysa kay Cofibean...

enjoy!

http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush

~~~

ismer said...

You're not rich no. If you are, then you shouldn't be using this kadiri Blogger. Movable Type is more classy. Expression Engine is even better.

Or better yet, buy your own domain, host at a dedicated server and hire someone to do the scripting for you.

Haay, basta. Your blog-host choice is soooo cheap.

Anonymous said...

Siguro titigil si cofibean kung wala ng pupunta dito at babasa ng blog nya. I mean, bakit ba balik ng balik ang mga taong galit kay cofibean samantalang hinde nyo naman kailangang malaman na may nang-aalipusta sa inyo right?

Kaya kung ako sa inyo, iboboycott ko itong blog na ito. Wag na tayong pumunta dito.

Please lang po.

Anonymous said...

Kung ako sayo pare. Ititigil ko na ito dahil umiigsi lang ng umiigsi ang buhay mo.

Anonymous said...

BAKIT NAKASAMPUNG POST NA AKO PERO WALA PA RING LUMALABAS NI ISA? PUTANG-INA KANG COFIBEAN KA! BAKIT MO DINEDELETE ANG MGA COMMENTS KO?

Abu Sabaya said...

Guys, alam ko na ang pangalan ni Cofibean.. MATT ang first name nya. Yung apelyido na lang ang dapat nating alamin at ng ipakidnap na natin ang hambog na yan!

Anonymous said...

BAKIT NAKASAMPUNG POST NA AKO PERO WALA PA RING LUMALABAS NI ISA? PUTANG-INA KANG COFIBEAN KA! BAKIT MO DINEDELETE ANG MGA COMMENTS KO?

Anonymous said...

Taga-saan ba si Cofibean? Bakit walang lugar kung saang subdivision sya nakatira at bakit walang mukha ang blog nya?

Anonymous said...

how bobo naman you orcs! i bet na sabaw na ur brains sa call center! blabbering all day and not using your head! Kaya galit na galit kay cofibean. In your face mga bobo motherfuckin bastard whore orcs!

500? ano yan tip para sa whore orc mo? hahaha sobra yan man! Yun pansinin mo lng sila sa blog is enough to make their day man!

Truth hurts noh mga bobo orc?
kahit parody nasasaktan sila ahahaha!

Keep it up COFIBEAN!

shuritel said...

hi cofibean! i will apply nalang sa call center nyo.. or may be secretary mo.. kahit bobo orc ako pero hindi masyado.. love kaya kita.as in in my face pareng cofibean
oi social ka cofibean,roaccutane s expensive pero grabee naman ang side effects.. kaya naman pala ganyan ka.no wonder.. baka magpapakamatay ka tulad nang ibang gumagamit niyan..
sabihin mo.. para sabay tayo..parang romeo and juliet...
sweet natin cofibean....

Anonymous said...

kinsay ganahan ug bilat? naa daghan diri!

Anonymous said...

Hoy cofibean, tigilan mo nang kaka-blog dyan. Nag-uber break ka pa kanina. Maraming calls waiting ui. Ikaw din, patay ka sa TL natin. Mag-auto-in ka na nga!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, nakapaglunch ka na ba? tara, kain tayo sa KFC nagugutom na ako eh... nka-dalawang long calls na ako. ang puta kasi matanda pa. Ikaw, naka-ilang calls ka na? tara, baba muna tayo!

Anonymous said...

Ako ay nalilito. Pakipaliwanang nga po sa akin kung bakit galit si Cofibean sa mga callcenter?

Anonymous said...

Tangina! Kahit katatapos ko lang kumantot pumunta pa ako sa site na ito para magcheck lang ng updates sa comments pero wala pa rin. Putangina mo kasing cofibean ka bakit minoderate mo pa. Nagpost ako kanina hanggang ngayon wala pa rin. Pakyushet ka!

Pag ako nainis ikaw ang kakantutin ko.

Dave Grohl said...

Cofibean, can you tell now? can you see the difference between your posts lately and your previous posts? tsktsktsk... you're loosing the battle huh?

"Everything that has a beginning has its end."

Thank you for the entertainment.

Anonymous said...

WALA NA SYANG PERA PANG CYBERCAFE!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE ORKY-ORKY!!!!

Anonymous said...

walang kwenta na. grrrrrrrrr.... the hell with dave grohl. siya ang nagpasimuno nito eh, after he has been spamming his ILIAD | ODYSSEY | DA VINCI CODE | etc., moderated na, nghahang-up nakasi ang blog niya, hindi na kayang mgiwan pa ng post kasi locked-up na ang PC ng mga ORCS! iwan na natin tong blog nato! PERIOD!!!ADIOS COFIBEAN.

Dave Grohl said...

Cofibean Said:

"Also, when I checked my blog kanina, I was like amazed at the dami pa ring nagcomment inspite of the Da Vince Code one pathetic orc posted."

Question: Can you define "dami"? Would that be more than one right? Total comments prior to this post was only at 11, hmmmmmmmmmm, pretty clever cofibean and I'm pretty amazed myself. Whew!

Dave Grohl said...

Cofibean Said:

"Also, when I checked my blog kanina, I was like amazed at the dami pa ring nagcomment inspite of the Da Vince Code one pathetic orc posted."

Question: Can you define "dami"? Would that be more than one right? Total comments prior to this post was only at 11, hmmmmmmmmmm, pretty clever cofibean and I'm pretty amazed myself. Whew!

Anonymous said...

Tangina ka kasing Dave Grohl ka! Kung di dahil sayo walang moderation sana itong blog na ito. Wala na tuloy kwenta. Malamang ikaw din si Cofibean kaya mo ginagawa yun e. Shit ka! Kukulitin pa rin kita. Kahit ilang bese mo pang nireject ang post ko, magpopost at magpopost pa rin ako dito.

Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha!

Anonymous said...

Bakit nirereject ni Cofibean ang mga posts ngayon? Samantalang yung iba ay nakakalusot pa rin? Yung mga post ko kasi hanggang ngayon ay wala pa rin. :(

Anonymous said...

Hey cofibean, what happened? Bakit mo dinown ang comment system mo for almost two days?

Anonymous said...

UY! WELCUM BACK SIS!

Debbie Doo said...

COFIBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU NA! WHY NAMAN YOU VANISHED INTO THIN AIR NO? AND WHY NAMAN THERE'S NO LIKE UPDATES? GESSH! YOU MADE ME WORRY FOR A WHILE NO? SHIT KASI YOU E. YOU'RE LIKE A TAE.

Anonymous said...

Wow naman! Wala ng moderation ha! Sana naman wag na uling epal dito sa comment box mo.

Cofibean, miss u na pare.

Luvcofi said...

Why naman palaman your lost? I look for you but nothing. I dont know why. What happen?

Anonymous said...

Ay, wala ng moderation. Ang galing galing!

Anonymous said...

Dave Grohl said...

Cofibean, can you tell now? can you see the difference between your posts lately and your previous posts? tsktsktsk... you're loosing the battle huh?

"Everything that has a beginning has its end."

Thank you for the entertainment.


.... Tang-ina mo! Ikaw din si cofibean. Lokohin mo lelang mo!

Christian said...

Si Bo Sanchez ba talaga ang nagpost sa itaas? Diba author yan ng isang famous na book?

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN! SHET KA! MISS NA MISS NA KITA!!!! TIGAS TITE AKO LAGI DAHIL SAYO! PAKANTOT NAMAN!

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Tulok ka!

Anonymous said...

Dapat dito nilalagyan ni cofibean ng counter o chatroom para mas masaya.

Brando said...

Guys! Magspam ulit tayo!!!!! Ni-lift na ni cofibean ang ban! It's time to show uli the real orc-like us!

We will be your worst nightmare cofibean. Ugat mo lang sa mata ang walang latay pag nakilala kita. Siguro naman ay ntikman mo na ang bagsik ng spamming powers ko. Wakekekeke!

Nabubuksan mo pa ba ang email mo? Wakekekeke ulit.

Ako ang mas makapangyarihan sayo cofibean. Munggo ka lang ako ay buto ng santol. Kung tae ka, ako ang pwet. Kung langaw ka, palaka ako....... Wala lang! Wakekekekeke.....

Seriously cofibean, NAMISS KITANG HAYUP KA! BAKIT MO AKO HINDE PINAPANSIN! PAKYU KA SA EARTH COFIBEAN! MAS GWAPO AKO SAYO AT MAS MALAKI ANG TITE KO! PERIOD! ANG MANHID MANHID MO! AS IN UBER SA MANHID! PAG AKO NAINIS CHUCHUPAIN KITA. LALAKE SA LALAKE. TRIP TRIP LANG.

Again, MISSYOU!

Brando said...

Guys! Magspam ulit tayo!!!!! Ni-lift na ni cofibean ang ban! It's time to show uli the real orc-like us!

We will be your worst nightmare cofibean. Ugat mo lang sa mata ang walang latay pag nakilala kita. Siguro naman ay ntikman mo na ang bagsik ng spamming powers ko. Wakekekeke!

Nabubuksan mo pa ba ang email mo? Wakekekeke ulit.

Ako ang mas makapangyarihan sayo cofibean. Munggo ka lang ako ay buto ng santol. Kung tae ka, ako ang pwet. Kung langaw ka, palaka ako....... Wala lang! Wakekekekeke.....

Seriously cofibean, NAMISS KITANG HAYUP KA! BAKIT MO AKO HINDE PINAPANSIN! PAKYU KA SA EARTH COFIBEAN! MAS GWAPO AKO SAYO AT MAS MALAKI ANG TITE KO! PERIOD! ANG MANHID MANHID MO! AS IN UBER SA MANHID! PAG AKO NAINIS CHUCHUPAIN KITA. LALAKE SA LALAKE. TRIP TRIP LANG.

Again, MISSYOU!

Brando said...

Guys! Magspam ulit tayo!!!!! Ni-lift na ni cofibean ang ban! It's time to show uli the real orc-like us!

We will be your worst nightmare cofibean. Ugat mo lang sa mata ang walang latay pag nakilala kita. Siguro naman ay ntikman mo na ang bagsik ng spamming powers ko. Wakekekeke!

Nabubuksan mo pa ba ang email mo? Wakekekeke ulit.

Ako ang mas makapangyarihan sayo cofibean. Munggo ka lang ako ay buto ng santol. Kung tae ka, ako ang pwet. Kung langaw ka, palaka ako....... Wala lang! Wakekekekeke.....

Seriously cofibean, NAMISS KITANG HAYUP KA! BAKIT MO AKO HINDE PINAPANSIN! PAKYU KA SA EARTH COFIBEAN! MAS GWAPO AKO SAYO AT MAS MALAKI ANG TITE KO! PERIOD! ANG MANHID MANHID MO! AS IN UBER SA MANHID! PAG AKO NAINIS CHUCHUPAIN KITA. LALAKE SA LALAKE. TRIP TRIP LANG.

Again, MISSYOU!

Brando said...

Guys! Magspam ulit tayo!!!!! Ni-lift na ni cofibean ang ban! It's time to show uli the real orc-like us!

We will be your worst nightmare cofibean. Ugat mo lang sa mata ang walang latay pag nakilala kita. Siguro naman ay ntikman mo na ang bagsik ng spamming powers ko. Wakekekeke!

Nabubuksan mo pa ba ang email mo? Wakekekeke ulit.

Ako ang mas makapangyarihan sayo cofibean. Munggo ka lang ako ay buto ng santol. Kung tae ka, ako ang pwet. Kung langaw ka, palaka ako....... Wala lang! Wakekekekeke.....

Seriously cofibean, NAMISS KITANG HAYUP KA! BAKIT MO AKO HINDE PINAPANSIN! PAKYU KA SA EARTH COFIBEAN! MAS GWAPO AKO SAYO AT MAS MALAKI ANG TITE KO! PERIOD! ANG MANHID MANHID MO! AS IN UBER SA MANHID! PAG AKO NAINIS CHUCHUPAIN KITA. LALAKE SA LALAKE. TRIP TRIP LANG.

Again, MISSYOU!

Anonymous said...

Bayot! :P

Anonymous said...

Bakit may 500 peso bill sa journal na ito? I really dont get it.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU COFIBEAN! PLEASE MARRY ME AS IN NOW NA! PLEAAAAASE!!!!!

Cofibean Fanatic said...

Please lang wag na po tayo mag spam dito. Dahil baka alisin na naman ni Cofibean ang comment box. Admit it guys, mas masaya dito kesa sa blog ni cofibean. Mas nakakatawa ang mga comments. At nakakaasar pag may nagpopost ng spam dahil mahirap magcomment. So i-enjoy na lang natin ang blog na ito k?

Btw, cofibean, bakit wala ng updates?

Dave Grohl said...

Thank God you're alive! Here i am again... Yahoooooo!!!! Reposting Iliad, Odyssey, Da Vinci Code, Les Miserables, Count Of Monte Cristo, Noli Me Tangere, El Filibusterismo......... Thanks cofibean..

Anonymous said...

Guys! Kilala ko na kug sino si cofibean! Eto ang site nya dati:

http://www.blurty.com/~caffeinerush

Wala lang. Share ko lang.

Anonymous said...

Dave Grohl = Cofibean. Hay naku! Bakla! Ikaw ang nagpapalungkot sa mga callcenter kaya ganyan ginagawa mo. Have a life man. Eto na nga lang libangan namin. We get to love na cofibean. So please don't spoil our fun.

Dinelete na nga lahata ng comments sa isang comment box dahil sayo, tapos baka idelete na naman ito.

Have a life pare.

Anonymous said...

Dave Grohl = Cofibean. Hay naku! Bakla! Ikaw ang nagpapalungkot sa mga callcenter kaya ganyan ginagawa mo. Have a life man. Eto na nga lang libangan namin. We get to love na cofibean. So please don't spoil our fun.

Dinelete na nga lahata ng comments sa isang comment box dahil sayo, tapos baka idelete na naman ito.

Have a life pare.

Anonymous said...

Guys, bakit wala pa ang mga postings ko kahapon kung inalis na ang ban. Diba dapat lalabas din yun? Ibig sabihin ba nun na deleted lahat yun? :(

Anonymous said...

Welcome back cofibean! Namiss kitang hayup ka! Hahahahahahahahaha! I think this guys is inlove with you na pare!

Dave Grohl said...

Are you ready for the spam guyz!!! here it is.....

Anonymous said...

Will somebosy post again the address of the photos of cofibean and friends? papakulam ko lang sya.

Cuteguy said...

Sino nakakaalam ng number ni Dyosa? Yung naghahanap ng sex. Kindly post it again please.

Anonymous said...

Kulang lang sa pansin si Dav Grohl. Obvious naman na riding lang yan sa popularity ni Cofibean. Hinde ka papanasinin nun bakla.

Isa kang matabang negrong bading na walang pumapatol kaya dito mo nilalagay ang frustrations mo.

Pakyu!

Anonymous said...

Wag nyo na lang pansinin si Dave Grohl. SUPER FAN LANG YAN NI COFIBEAN KAYA GANUN! PAG PINAPANSIN LALONG UMEEPAL. GUSTO LANG NYA SOLOHIN SI COFIBEAN DAHIL BAKLA YAN! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! AKO NA LANG CHUPAIN MO DAVE GROHL. BAKA PATULAN PA KITA.

Anonymous said...

Grabe ang bilis dumami ng comments ah. Kanina lang ay 60 lang ito tapos ngayon mag-wa-one hundred na. Ibig bang sabihin na maraming naghihintay kay cofibean? Guys, magtrabaho na kayo. Bawal ang petix!

AHAHHAA said...

OMG. This is the best blog I've ever read...





SUPER STUPID!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NAKAKATAWA TLGA!!!!! SHET!!!! Welcome me. I'm a new fan!!! WHAAHAHA!!!!

Anti-social Anonymous said...

Such a waste of time! you even have the guts of using "make poverty history" as a banner, yet you dont anything to help the poor. Bash them, yeah that's is so right. Do us all a favor and delete this ridiculous site.

Ako si Cofibean said...

Anti-social Anonymous said...

Such a waste of time! you even have the guts of using "make poverty history" as a banner, yet you dont anything to help the poor. Bash them, yeah that's is so right. Do us all a favor and delete this ridiculous site.


Why don't you just like shut the fuck up and mind na lang your own blog na walang kakwenta-kwenta and keep to yourself your filthy comment. It's not needed here.

Go cofibean!

Anonymous said...

Ay! Bakit moderated na naman itong blog na ito? I though nilift na ang ban. Meron na naman bang spammer?

Sabagay, pag meron kasing spam, ang hirap magrepublish dahil masyadong malaki ang filesize.

Guys, post naman kayo ng Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Haha!

Anonymous said...

mas better yung Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire compare to dun sa nauna. watch kayo! you'll not reget it!

Cofibean, let's have coffee!!! :)

Anonymous said...

mga pare I will be posting something real interesting in my sire one of these days..
just got the info from one of the concerned citizens..

visit http://www.cofibean1.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

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masaya talaga pag may bakla sa mundo. cofi yung dildo na hiniram mo soli mo na...gagamitin na uli ni yaya :-)
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Anonymous said...

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masaya talaga kapay may bakla sa mundo. ate cofi pakisoli naman ng dildo...gagamitin na kasi ni yaya. thanks. tawag ka sa bahay mamaya ha.
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Anonymous said...

Roac treatment? You have acne?

Anti-social Anonymous said...

u mean an EBOOK of GOF? u know the movie sucked big time! so inaacurate, yeah i know no movie come as close to what in the book,but dumboldore, bullying harry? nope! not so right. Dumby's always calm and reserve no matter what happens.

ako si cofibean: then why did you approved my comment? stupid! yeah, as if your blog make sense!

Anonymous said...

cofibean hampas lupang bakla dina tatalab yang ROAC maski ipa plastic surgery mo pa yang mukha mo, Kasi yan ay tagyawat na may mukha kaya mabuti pa tisurin mo na yan para lalabas ang mga na^na^ na naging utak mo. hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

kung naniniwala kang seryoso tong blog na to, TANGA KA!!! hahahaha tanga

Anonymous said...

so true anonymous.

how anyone can believe this blog is beyond me.

maybe the original title of this blog is true. :p

Anonymous said...

one thing simpleton, dont flatter yourself too much. you cant even write in straight english. drop the taglish idiot, its almost 2006 now. you're nothing without your money.

Anonymous said...

one thing simpleton, dont flatter yourself too much. you can't even write in straight english. drop the taglish, we're nearing 2006. you're nothing without your money.

Anonymous said...

cofibean is cofibean, who are you anyway to push or ask him to change his own way of expressing his thoughts? if he'll speak/write in straight english or tagalog then he is not cofibean anymore!

Anonymous said...

WANTED:BOYFRIEND

Name: Nina

Age: 27

Location: Pasig City

Email: misspillowtalk26@yahoo.com

Need: ASAP!

Anonymous said...

WANTED: BOYFRIEND/FUBU

name: NINA

age: 27

location: Pasig City

email: misspillowtalk26@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

plain L-o-S-E-R!

haha....loser...

the truth hurts no? haha...

Anonymous said...

hindi macho si cofibean,
manchuchupa pala
BAKLA c cofibean
hahhahaha

honestly you sound so GAY!!!!
not gay as in happy but GAY na BAKLA!!
bakla!!!
hahahahahahha

Anonymous said...

Holy shit this guy (gay) makes filpinos look all so fucking boastful thinking hes all "big shit" and fuck and your "Ysabelle" made a goddamn right choice because no one in her right mind would want a husband with a fucking big ego and if you are so goddamn rich why dont you leave the philippines so you can stop bitching about your useless bullshit

Anonymous said...

hmmm i read only few paragraph dun sa pinaka taas na blog and all i said was..

wow! so kaka namn.. oh davah.. many pa ako i share pero got na no time kasi me working pa eh.

anyways thanks for sharing your thoughts

Anonymous said...

hahaha

natatawa lang, the log is full of self-centeredness, puro ego and errrr ang bading pakingan nyahaha

sori, just need to say this ^_^v peace

Anonymous said...

feeling ko hindi sya bading o lalali. feeling ko babae sya na kulang sa pansin. pangit siguro kaya walang pumapatol.

feeling ko rin na napagtripan lang nang kungsinoman na gustong sumikat tong site na 'to. tsaka, pansinin n'yo, may google adsense siya. danlaki na nang kinikita niyan sa page impressions pa lang sa dami nang nagko-comment dito. kung mayaman ka, ba't kailangan mo pang mag-sign up sa google ads?

hoy bakla/babaeng bading, sana 'wag mong i-delete 'tong comment ko. ouch ba?

Anonymous said...

one more thing. effective pa lang mag-advertise sa blog mo. ang daming bumibisita.

Anonymous said...

this blog is really something. it's not the posts that i'm interested in but the comments that others give. btw, to those who enjoy the comments as much as i do, i suggest you visit cofibean's old blogspot at http://www.blurty.com/~caffeinerush and i recommend that you read the comments on 15 Aug 2003 (5:21 am). here you'll see cofibean as a student. he was a fag back then, always was, always will be... and i quote if paolo santos is your man then you are his what?

Anonymous said...

From:http://www.blurty.com/~caffeinerush

Anonymous)
2003-11-11 05:38 (link)
well, FUCK YOU AND ROT IN HELL,BITCH!!!!
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(Anonymous)
2003-11-22 04:30 (link)
ikaw ba eh matino or sinasapian ng demonyo??? LoLz... kidding!! i enjoy reading your one-hell-of-a-kind journal. it's totally entertaining man! keep it up!
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(Anonymous)
2004-02-24 07:35 (link)
Just a piece of advice big guy, talk straight, speak like a guy for goodness sake's if you're not gay. Interest is Paolo Santos, I like him too however with that kind of speech one can always imply that you are a Homo!!!

Inang Reyna said...

Putang Ina namang blog ito... Sinong hampaslupang COFIBEAN iyan??? Isang lapastangan sa ating lahi... Nadala na ng kolonisasyon ang mundo niya... Isa kang hampaslupa... Nais ko snang hampasin ng isang malaking kahoy ang iyong mala- engkantong mukha... Sarili mo siguro ang tinutukoy mo sa bawat inilalagay mo rito no???

Sana naman kung magsasalita ka ng banyaga, ay deretsuhin mo na... Para kang isang sira dahil hindi ka rin naman maiintindihan ng mga banyaga... Pagtatawanan ka pa nila... Bobo katutubos???

At sino ka naman para laitin ang lahing Pilipino??? Napakasama naman ng tabas ng dila at daliri mo... Isang huwad na katulad mo ang sumisira sa ating bansa... Kung ayaw mo rito sa ating lupang sinilangan, sana nagpakalayu- layo ka na lang at pumunta ka na lang sa North Pole... Oo, tulungan mo si Santa Claus maggawa ng mga laruan doon para kahit papaano ay makatikim ka man lang ng laruan kahit isang saglit man lang... Puro uling lang kasi ang natatanggap mo simula pagkabata...

Hindi sukatan ang yaman at pera para masabing isang makapangyarihan kang tao... Mga mabababaw na tao lang ang ganun... Ang mga tipo ng mga lapastangang taong palaging mapupunta sa Ilalim ng lupa habang sinusunog ang mga kaluluwa nila... Sana ay makakain ka rin ng dumi ng baka at baboy para matauhan ka...

Kadiri siguro mukha mo, ano???
Bakit hindi mo ilantad ang iyong "nakapangingilabot sa takot" na anyo??? Tunay kang isang hangal... Isang hangal...

Huwag mongmaliitin ang Call Centers natin rito... Lahat ng mga trabahador doon ay naglalaan ng kanilang oras at lakas upang mapanatiling malinis ang pamumuhay ng kanilang mga pamilya... Sino ka naman para maliitin sila???

Kunsabagay, mabigat siguro ang iyong bayag... Palaging nakaupo at walang ginagawa... Dapat sa iyo ay itinatapon sa isang isla kung saan marami ang gumagalang mababangis na mga hayop... Doon ka nababagay...
Isa kang basiliskong nakamamatay... Mabaho at pangit ang anyo...

Dapat ka ring magpasalamat sa mga katulong niyo sa bahay o mansiyon kuno niyo dahil kung hindi dahil sa kanila ay siguro'y nagparang asong ulol ka na ngayong pagala- gala sa daan...

Ang mga nagbabasa ng blog na ito ay pawang mga MABABAW rin... Nakakadiri kayo... Dapat kayong isuka ng bulkan... Sana lang....
Mga mabababaw na nilalang... Hindi bale kung matalino kayo, hindi kayo matalino... Yun lang ang masasabi ko... Hindi kayo ang may alam ng lahat... Mga tanga... Walang silbi... Salot sa lipunan...

Hindi baleng mahirap, basta malinis namang mamuhay.. Aanhin ko pa ang salapi kung maruming pera rin ang aking hinahawakan...

Mas magandang wala na lang...

Kaya COFIBEAN, kung hindi ka natatakot, huwag mong burahin ito... Kung burahin mo ito, masasabi ko na nahihiya ka rin sa pinaggagagawa mong kahibangan... Huwag kang duwag...

Kapag wala na itong komentaryong ito bukas, isa lang ang masasabi ko...



PAKAMATAY KA NA, PARE!!!!

tANGINANG bLOG iTO.... uLUL!!!

Anonymous said...

bading ka BA? TANG NA MO! ULOL!

Anonymous said...

i find u very funny.. hahaha... ;p

Anonymous said...

PARE
MERON KA ATANG
RKS...RICH KID SYNDROME
YOUR SUCHA LOSER TALGA PARE
MAKING SULAT THESE
FOR WHAT
ARTIFICIAL DILDO
WAKE UP
MOODER FAKER