Thursday, November 03, 2005

Fucking kulit na orcs!

Inspite of the disclaimer and all, I still can't stop the orcs from invading my privacy pare. The hell! Am I really that famous na? I bet you are all just inggit lang because I'm here na and you are still hoping na your company will send you here for training pa. In your dreams pare.

Ok here's the deal, I know that you guys think that I'm the bomb, gwapo and all. But for you to see me as a god. That's really something pare. You guys are really full of shit! Hahaha! Hope na sana an earthquake will strike your squatter areas later and kill all you loser-poser dorks. Rot in hell pare!

And to the Politically Correct guy who posted this, you are uber cool pare. Email me now at ihatecofi@yahoo.com I will buy for you some pasalubongs when I get back there sa pinas:

Grabe talaga ang mga callcenter agent. Kayo ang sobrang resourceful sa paghahanap ng butas sa blog na ito. It only proved one thing, loser, ingitero (cofibean1.blogspot.com) at mga orcs kayo. Ok lang yan. Callcenter dullness talaga is contagious kaya no wonder. I mean, seriously, kindly check again, I think the owner of this blog is not that good pagdating sa picture editing. And if he did edited those photos, isa syang henyo na magaling ng magsulat at magaling pang mag-edit ng photos. Sana sya na rin ang gumawa ng layout ng site na ito.

Ok enough with the crap, here are some pointers for you to consider:

- Plagiarism : he was now being accused of plagiarizing someone's idea. Well to tell you seriously honey or whoever the person accused him of doing so, kindly check your site and compared it to this guy's site. Do you see any similarity? No ideas have been taken from you except from the allegedly (?) stolen photos. Well, let me define to you what plagiarism is according to the trusty dictionary:

plagiarism
n 1: a piece of writing that has been copied from someone else and is presented as being your own work 2: the act of plagiarizing; taking someone's words or ideas as if they were your own [syn: plagiarization, plagiarisation, piracy]

Seriously now, I don't see any ideas being copied from your site. Even the photos you said that were taken from your site is pretty much different. And much of the comments now seems to conclude the owner of this site as "someone who copies someone else's idea". Well think again, if cofibean indeed revised the photos that were claimed to be stolen, it's not a form of plagiarism, but rather one way of expressing "Innovation and Pure Brilliance." And there are no rules against innovation only against "malicious mischief" that was directed to mr. cofibean of which is considered as a criminal offense.

You may want to look at some of these articles on this site for your information regarding innovation:

http://www.corante.com/ideaflow/archives/2004/11/ - Discussion about Innovation & Creativity

And I just can't help myself but to quote this line:

"If half the challenge of innovation is communicating its value and someone else is always innovating, then building creative teams may not be nearly as efficient as building widely cast, open-minded sifting technologies to scour the universe for innovation hotspots and blueprinting those technologies for use at home. As Diamond says, complex innovations are best borrowed, not built. Because technology begets technology, the value of diffusion often exceeds the value of original invention."

- While reading some entries on this site, I chanced upon the disclaimer written above his blog, it was very interesting indeed. I think I don't need to elaborate on that.

- And if this blog was indeed a satire, I commend the writer for being VERY CREATIVE AND BRILLIANT for finding ways on how to capture the attention of the general public.

Now, if you need further explanation on this self-explanatory matter, sorry, but I don't have time to talk to someone suffering from a severe case of low I.Q.

If I were you, just let the guy express his craft and enjoy it and control yourself from showing your orc-like persona on this site. Sorry for the jologs term, "Nakakabadtrip kasi eh."

And if I were cofibean I would tell this directly to all the people accusing him of plagiarism - "IN YOUR FACE PARE!"


Yeah in your face pare!

86 comments:

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Oi here's a new post! Nasa LA ka diba? Pakihanap naman ng friend ko diyan. Maganda at sexy. Jane McCoy ang name. Tingnan mo nalang sa directory ang number. :D

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

btw, since nasa LA ka, ano time na diyan? O, wag mong i check sa computer...

Anonymous said...

Sino kausap mo crouching kitten? Are you nuts? Hello, from earth to crouching kitten. Ahihi.

Cofibean Fanatic said...

Sino ba yang crouching kitten na yan? Andami kayang Jane McCoy sa directory dito sa US. Utak mo balisawsaw. Utak bihon.

Counter strike:

Hanapin mo ang pamilyang Reyes jan sa directory nyo sa pinas tapo ipost mo dito number nila para maflood ito. Boba!

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Hi! Si cofibean oist ang kinakausap ko hihihi Parang chat ano? Tagal naman magcomment ng mga "katutubos" inaantok na ako.

Anonymous said...

utak mo kitten, utak betlog. gusto mo malaman oras sa us? icheck mo sa computer mo tanga! hanapin mo doon us tapos selct mo ng magising ka na sa katotohanan. atchay!

minor said...

yo! owner of this blog your so cool pare i hope ibalik mo na lang yung dating banner mo mas malakas ang dating eh hehehe

Jackolero said...

Sino dito gustong magset ng jackoff session? Post your number. 18/m/Manila here.

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Ay sus, bobo pala tong si cofibean fanatic eh. Simple lang ng problema ginagawang mahirap. Tawagan mo lahat, tanungin mo kung sinong taga paranaque. Kung marami pa rin, sabihin mo lang bigyan pa kita additional help hihihihihihihihi

Anonymous said...

sige nga crouching kitten, tawagan mo para saken. andito ako ngayon valrico, florida. tapos pag wala kang napadala saken kakantutin kita.

Titingmatigas said...

Mag orgy na lang kaya tayo dito para mas masaya ang mundo.

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Anonymous said...

utak mo kitten, utak betlog. gusto mo malaman oras sa us? icheck mo sa computer mo tanga! hanapin mo doon us tapos selct mo ng magising ka na sa katotohanan. atchay!

November 04, 2005 12:08 AM

Ala, galeng galeng mo ah! Sandali tititigan ko computer muna para malaman ko saan d2 ang us.

after a few minutes (5 minutes)....

Abay wala namang us dito ah! ang meron dito "Func. Recall speed araw at buwan"
Ako bay niloloko mo?

Wala lang said...

McCoy, Jane
3 Gardenia Dr, North Dartmouth, MA 02747-3585
(508) 991-6854

McCoy, Jane
112 Mystic St, Manchester, NH 03103-6649
(603) 668-1938

McCoy, Jane
388 Kings Hwy, Valley Cottage, NY 10989-1532
(845) 353-0712

McCoy, Jane
147 Pee Dee Dr, Hertford, NC 27944-9237
(252) 426-7186

McCoy, Jane
223 Charlie Taylor Rd, Hubert, NC 28539-3905
(910) 326-5122

McCoy, Jane
6046 Arbor Links Rd, Lithonia, GA 30058-3183
(770) 484-4167

McCoy, Jane
440 Sivell Rd, Lagrange, GA 30241-1539
(706) 845-1138

McCoy, Jane
420 Mckinley Ave, Cocoa Beach, FL 32931-4096
(321) 783-8304

McCoy, Jane
3149 Pine Top Dr, Valrico, FL 33594-7634
(813) 662-7829

Anonymous said...

Sino ba yang si Jane McCoy?

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Yung taga florida

sige post mong number mo tawagan nalang kita *wenk* wenk*

Anonymous said...

Hinde kita niloloko crouching kitten. gusto lang kitang kantutin.

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

not those Jane McCoys...

i meant Jane McCoy of LA. wala ba?

yung taga florida, merong jane mccoy pala sa area mo, tawagan mo agad

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

sus naman oh! puro horny mga tao dito! ginawang porn ang usapan sa blog ni cofibean ahihihih

ganda turn of events ah!

from hate to making love, how nice :D

Anonymous said...

Pwde ko ba syang kantutin?

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

fuck who?

Anonymous said...

if i know, si cofibean na naman may gawa sa post ng umano Politically Correct guy!

BOBO KAYO KUNG MANINIWALA KAYO KAY COFIBEAN....

AZZZZZZZZZ INNNNNNNNNN!!!

look closely at the pics. The mid section of the last pic shows a shadow na may parang railings. cherrie's pics are real and authentic. while cofibean's are copies of cherries pics... obviously, the railings is the cart na dala ng mama sa pic ni cherrie. the mid section should have been clear kung kung wala tao sa pic.

GETS???

COFIBEAN is a PEAHEADED FAGGOT!

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

sino ba tong galit? bawal galit dito...let's make love not war

o o wag mo kong awayin

Anonymous said...

Isang loser na inggit kay cofibean. Hahaha! Get a life dude. Mukhang sobrang loser ka na. Bawal daw orc dito. Ahihi.

Anonymous said...

Pwede ko bang kantutin si Jane McCoy? I'm really hard right now. 8 inches dick right up her wet pussy!

Anonymous said...

TO POLITICALLY CORRECT GUY!

Hindi mo siguro alam na there exist a tool called ADOBE PHOTO SHOP (CS2 - latest edition). Kaya ng Adobe ang i-edit ang pangit mong mukha para magmukhang maganda kahit sa pic man lang!

Kaya stop acting like mr. know-it-all because you know nothing. And when you that...

I think the owner of this blog is not that good pagdating sa picture editing. And if he did edited those photos, isa syang henyo na magaling ng magsulat at magaling pang mag-edit ng photos. Sana sya na rin ang gumawa ng layout ng site na ito.

...para mo na rin sinabing BOBO nga si Cofibean - TULAD MO!

Anonymous said...

Hey, bakit ba mashado kang affected? That politically correct guy that this site may be a parody or satire? Bakit parang sobrang bitter ka? Ahihi. Siguro wala kang kantot ngayon no?

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Anonymous said...

KANTUTAN NA!

Anonymous said...

sarap neto... wala bang live sessions???

Anonymous said...

iyot na ni bay!

Anonymous said...

UY ASAN NA SI JANE MACCOY... DI BA SYA SALI SA KANTUTAN?

Anonymous said...

nasan na si crouching pussy, hidden earthworm??? baon na natin si earthworm kay pussy....ehehehehe

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN,

Hinahamon kita! have the pics posted in their normal size...

-pacman

Anonymous said...

Wag natin isali yung isang killjoy na mashadong apektado kay cofibean. Wahahaha! Baka lumambot lang tite ko pag nakakita ako ng taong nakasimangot.

Cofibean fanatic said...

MAJOR LOSER ALERT!

COFIBEAN,

Hinahamon kita! have the pics posted in their normal size...

-pacman

Do you really believe na totoo tong blog na to? Common? Give the guy a break. We are all enjoying naman eh. So stop being a jerk and enjoy this super cool reads.

Anonymous said...

AH BASTA AKO, GUSTO KONG KUMANTOT!

Anonymous said...

Crouching pussy san ka na? Here pussy pussy! Come to papa.

Anonymous said...

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THOSE ARE ALL PUBLIC PLACES. MALAKI TALAGA ANG CHANCES NA MAGKAPAREHO NG SHOTS. HINDE LUMILIPAT ANG MGA BUILDINGS AT ILAW. LOOK CLOSELY AND YOU WILL SEE SOME DIFFERENCES. LIKE ANGLES, LIGHTING AND PLACEMENT OF SHADOWS. IF HE DID EDITED THOSE PIC, SOBRANG GALING NYA FOR MAKING THOSE PEOPLE VANISH. ISA KANG HENYO COFIBEAN! DI KA LANG PALA MAGALING MAGSULAT, IPINAGLIHI KA PA PALA SA DIYOS! KUDOS TO YOU BRO.

monja! said...

Hmm...

I'm just a simpleng mamamayan. I had 2 months of call center experience a long-time ago... don't have anything to prove.. don't feel the need to..

But I like your site all the same..
Keep it up cofi bean!

And to all those people making hamon and crappy remarks...
don't post as Anonymous for cryin' out loud!
magpakatotoo kayo damn it! Even by just using an alias or something..

Just felt the need to repost this..

mrs. cofibean said...

hahaha.

cofibean ang galing mo! sobrang nakakaaliw ka.

marry me!! hahaha.

sus,we all know naman na your just making this up eh. like,blog lang kaya to, sineseryoso nila! eh kung ayaw niyo kay cofibean bakit bumabalik kayo dito! aminin nio na,this guy is a genius.

keep on writing!

Anonymous said...

mas nakakatawa ka nung caffeinerush ka pa. hows edgar allan poser?

cofibean1 said...

sorry, but i don't find your site offensive.

i find it pathetic. Super-duper-UBER pathetic.

people will really do anything to get attention. kahit anonymous attention.

diyos ko po.

kung gusto mong wag kang pakialaman nang tao, eh di isulat mo sa papel.

duh. fuck privacy. this is the internet. are you as bobo as those stupid orcs.

ewan ko senyo. basta ako sa cofibean1.blogspot.com! para mas pathetic. mwahahaha.

in your face mga pareng losers.

Strong Believer said...

Basta ako naniniwala pa rin na totoo si cofibean. I examined the photos under photoshop at ang daming differences. Tulad ng ilaw at kung anek-anek pa. Ang dami talagang inggit lalo na yung cofibean1. Hanap kayo ng sarili nyong market. Kasing totoo kaya ni cofbean si santa claus at neverland. As long as I believe, nag-eexist sila. E kayo, talk to the hand pwede? Hmpf!

Kris Aquino said...

KOREK!

Basta ako naniniwala pa rin na totoo si cofibean. I examined the photos under photoshop at ang daming differences. Tulad ng ilaw at kung anek-anek pa. Ang dami talagang inggit lalo na yung cofibean1. Hanap kayo ng sarili nyong market. Kasing totoo kaya ni cofbean si santa claus at neverland. As long as I believe, nag-eexist sila. E kayo, talk to the hand pwede? Hmpf!

Anonymous said...

it's not so much that cofibean ripped off someone else's pics, it's the fact that he/she/it's a fraud. yun lang po. kaya wag nyo nang dibdibin yung sinasabi nya. pero nakakatawa naman talaga eh. may lawyer, politically correct chuvanes comments pa. as if. go back to call center agent bashing na lang! sana nga lang mag expand yung vocabulary mo para hindi lang orcs, jologs, loser posers, whatever ang itawag mo sa kanila.

this guy is a genius nga. but thankfully he's not so good of a hustler.

Anonymous said...

kaya nga nabuking si cofibean kasi pinost nya agad yung mga cropped pics without editing them first. eh di natural pag nag google ka mabilis makita yung pinanggalingan. it's not rocket science no. tapos inalis nya yung unang comment tungkol sa fake pics nya. hay nako. if only he was a more sophisticated con artist, magkakarespeto pa ko at magpapaaliw na lang ko sa dami ng taong nauuto nya. but hey. cheap parlor tricks are cheap parlor tricks.

Anonymous said...

This blog can win an award for the MOST CONTROVERSIAL BLOG OF THE YEAR. Hahaha! Galing ng writer behind this.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I think sobrang layo ng mga photos. Tama yung politically correct guy, why bother kung satire naman ito. As long na everyone is enjoying why find fault?

Anonymous said...

Tumigil ka nga... Magtrabaho ka na lang sa parlor at may kukulutin ka pa. Ang bobo nyo talaga. Ahihi.

"kaya nga nabuking si cofibean kasi pinost nya agad yung mga cropped pics without editing them first. eh di natural pag nag google ka mabilis makita yung pinanggalingan. it's not rocket science no. tapos inalis nya yung unang comment tungkol sa fake pics nya. hay nako. if only he was a more sophisticated con artist, magkakarespeto pa ko at magpapaaliw na lang ko sa dami ng taong nauuto nya. but hey. cheap parlor tricks are cheap parlor tricks."

Anonymous said...

Some people talaga can go to great heights para mang-agaw ng limelight. Go cofibean. Sayo pa rin kami. Hinde kami naniniwala sa mga bobong orcs na yan.

Anonymous said...

Guys, go check the authenticity of these photos kung talagang pareho nga kay cherrieland with this address:

http://cherrieland.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_cherrieland_archive.html

Eto yung mga photos. Go check it now. Tapos post nyo differences sa cofibean1.blogspot.com:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3244/1829/320/la1.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3244/1829/320/la2.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3244/1829/320/la3.jpg

Anonymous said...

O MY GOD! GRABE ANG DAMNG COMMENTS NAMAN DITO? ANO BA MERON DITO?

Anonymous said...

Asan si Vivecka Babaji? Dapt dito may "Take it!" "Take it!" na tag line eh.

Jeffrey aka "Jopay" said...

Bobo ka talaga cofibean pero mahal na kita!

kirsten said...

holy shit! guys if you dont like cofibean's blog dont visit his site, if your hurt to what he's saying you don't have to post your comment over and over..one is enough if you don't like being criticize by him stay away from his blogand the photo thing, c'mon people,it's not plagiarism and i don't think that is the proper term for that,geeshh!you guys talk faster than you think!

kate said...

cofibean idol kita!!! honestly i admire u coz ang sobrang popular na ng site mo. it's natural for people to criticize but hey it's a friggin free country so go cofibean! mga pikon kasi bumabasa sa blog mo...hehehe

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

*sigh* if only i thought of writing a blog like this first, i'd be famous like cofibean.. tee hee! very interesting, cofibean...

\m/ai

Anonymous said...

Ang dami namang against kay cofibean, pati ba naman sa mga photos, pinagdududahan pa rin sya! Wahahahaha! Kontrobersyal na kontrobersyal ah! I can't believe you got me dude. :)

Ministro said...

Brilliant! Brilliant indeed!

Anonymous said...

GOOD DAY!

I would like to make my unsolicited comment about this infamous blog. I hope everybody will read it.

I quote:

1.

“2. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ was created on October 1, 2005 by the author, cofibean, whom decided to blog anonymously which is perfectly legal.

The Supreme Court has repeatedly upheld the First Amendment right to speak anonymously: "author is generally free to decide whether or not to disclose his or her true identity. The decision in favor of anonymity may be motivated by fear of economic or official retaliation, by concern about social ostracism, or merely by a desire to preserve as much of one's privacy as possible. Whatever the motivation may be...the interest in having anonymous works enter the marketplace of ideas unquestionably outweighs any public interest in requiring disclosure as a condition of entry. Accordingly, an author's decision to remain anonymous, like other decisions concerning omissions or additions to the content of a publication, is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment."

ASSUMING arguendo that COFIBEAN’s lawyer EXISTS, his liar err lawyer is as MORONIC as his client. His lawyer should be disbarred and be stricken off from the roll of attorneys. WHAT FIRST AMMENDMENT HE IS TALKING ABOUT? Obviously COFIBEAN is confused with the US FEDERAL CONSTITUTION with the PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION. He is citing a foreign law which is grossly erroneous and manifestly inapplicable in the case at bar. AS A FILIPINO CITIZEN, it is our duty to know our PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION, the SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND. Instead of citing the FIRST AMENDMENT of the US Federal Constitution, he should have cited Section 3 of Article 3 of the Philippine Constitution 1.

MOREOVER, NO LAWYER WILL ENTERTAIN ANY DISPUTE ARISING UNDER THIS BLOG. BELIEVE ME. It’s so damn cheap.


2.

”3. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ resides on a public server which is Blogger.com, which is an easy-to-use website in publishing users thoughts and at the same time interact with people, which is given to the public for free. Blogger is located in San Francisco therefore covered by the US Federal Law section 230 which states that "No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." This federal law preempts any state laws to the contrary: "[n]o cause of action may be brought and no liability may be imposed under any State or local law that is inconsistent with this section." The courts have repeatedly rejected attempts to limit the reach of Section 230 to "traditional" Internet service providers, instead treating many diverse entities as "interactive computer service providers."”

AGAIN, LAW 101 should be in place here. COFIBEAN has the time to make blogs but don’t have time to research and cite the proper legal materials. In the Philippines, the counter part of the aforementioned provision is found in Section 30 of the E-Commerce Act.

I quote:

“xxx no person or party shall be subject to any civil or criminal liability in respect of the electronic data message or electronic document for which the person acting as s service provider as defined in section 5 merely provides xxx

Provided further, that nothing in this Section shall affect: xxx

c. Any obligation imposed under any written law;

d. The civil liability of any party to the extent that such liability forms the basis for injunctive relief issued by the court under any law xxx”

(I emphasize)


We have a general rule and exceptions.

It is very clear from the above quoted law that INTERNET USER IS NOT EXONERATED from making defamatory remarks in the internet. OTHERWISE, OUR LAWS WILL BE RENDERED NUGATORY FOR FAILURE TO CONDEMN SUCH ACT.

Furthermore, we are not talking about ISP’s liability. We are talking here COFIBEAN’s liability for defamation which can be brought through an ordinary civil action for damages 2 .

Finally, not because BLOGGER IS LOCATED in San Francisco, COFIBEAN applies the US Federal Law in the issue at bar notwithstanding the fact that HE RESIDES here in the Philippines and therefore he is governed by Philippine Laws 3.


3.

““We would like to thank the individual for airing that concern. But we would like to clarify some things:

DEFAMATION:
The basic idea of defamation law is simple. It is an attempt to balance the private right to protect one's reputation with the public right to freedom of speech. Defamation law allows people to sue those who say or publish false and malicious comments.

There are two types of defamation.
* Oral defamation -- called slander -- for example comments or stories told at a meeting or party.
* Published defamation -- called libel -- for example a newspaper article or television broadcast. Pictures as well as words can be libellous.””

Our Philippine Revised Penal Code provides for the ELEMENTS of the crimes oral defamation and libel in order for an accused to be convicted thereof 4 . If he really has a lawyer, he should have divulged this kind of information. This is BASIC IN LEGAL PRACTICE. It only shows COFIBEAN’s (and his hypothetical lawyer’s) GROSS IGNORANCE about the law. HE IS FOOLING NO ONE.

4.

“Anything that injures a person's reputation can be defamatory. If a comment brings a person into contempt, disrepute or ridicule, it is likely to be defamatory.
* You tell your friends that the boss is unfair. That's slander of the boss.
* You write a letter to the newspaper saying a politician is corrupt. That's libel of the politician, even if it's not published.
* You say on television that a building was badly designed. That's libel due to the imputation that the architect is professionally incompetent, even if you didn't mention any names.
* You sell a book that contains defamatory material. That's spreading of a defamation.

Obviously, we are being accused of published defamation because of some personal views that were expressed. xxx””

It’s really hard to prove defamation in the internet, more so here in the Philippines where we don’t have any jurisprudence regarding the said matter. It’s really a matter of evidence proving the criminal or civil liability of a defendant.


FINAL WORDS:

I don’t understand why you people are so deeply affected by the writings of this person. For me, it’s ridiculous to entertain him if not plain self-degrading. Do you not see that COFIBEAN really enjoys this? You are feeding his already inflated ego with your enraged provocations. When I read some of his blogs, it’s like I’m reading Paris Hilton’s saving my tongue to speak baluktot English. It made me laugh somehow. You have the freedom not to read yet still you choose otherwise. So much of our pain is self-inflicted (sigh!). No matter how offensive his writings maybe, you should not have stoop to his level.

Now you know how pointless it is to make damn patol to this guy, COFIBEAN.

Am not making away to you ha… I’m just correcting the errors of your imaginary legal counsel.

Take care, COFIBEAN. I really mean it. Honest!

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire


1 “No person shall be passed abridging the freedom of speech, of expression, or the press xxx”

2 Art. 33. Civil Code “In cases of defamation, fraud, and physical injuries a civil action for damages, entirely separate and distinct from the criminal action, may be brought by the injured party. xxx”

3 Art. 14. Civil Code “Penal laws and those of public security and safety shall be obligatory upon all who live or sojourn in the Philippine territory, subject to the principles of public international law and to treaty stipulations.
Art. 15. Civil Code “Laws relating to family rights and duties, or to the status, condition and legal capacity of persons are binding upon citizens of the Philippines, even though living abroad.”

4 Art. 353. RPC. Definition of libel. — A libel is public and malicious imputation of a crime, or of a vice or defect, real or imaginary, or any act, omission, condition, status, or circumstance tending to cause the dishonor, discredit, or contempt of a natural or juridical person, or to blacken the memory of one who is dead.
Art. 355. RPC> Libel means by writings or similar means. — A libel committed by means of writing, printing, lithography, engraving, radio, phonograph, painting, theatrical exhibition, cinematographic exhibition, or any similar means, shall be punished by prision correccional in its minimum and medium periods or a fine ranging from 200 to 6,000 pesos, or both, in addition to the civil action which may be brought by the offended party.

Anonymous said...

The person who posted the comment above is purely an ORC. Wakekekekeke!

rogelyn said...

hi there! i'd like to ask cofibean a few questions.

1) where did you get your education? it's quite obvious that you are ignorant on the essence of the masses to any economy, especially one like ours. i'm a little pressed for time so i'm not going to explain this any further. just go figure it out, or better yet, study again.

2) do you shit from your asshole, or does crap literally come out of your mouth? because if you do shit from your asshole, that doesn't make you any different from the people you call orcs now, does it? unless, of course, you happen to be a mutant where craps comes out of every pore in your body...

3) are you gay? you sure sound like one. and what gives with this "pare"? is he your lover?

cheers!

Mistah said...

I would like to make some corrections to the first year law student who made the comment above. You need to brush up on your Law 101 honey:

1. You said that "Finally, not because BLOGGER IS LOCATED in San Francisco, COFIBEAN applies the US Federal Law in the issue at bar notwithstanding the fact that HE RESIDES here in the Philippines and therefore he is governed by Philippine Laws 3.

I think you stand corrected on that point honey since under the revised penal code of the Philippines under section two of the General Provisions of Crimes Against Honor, The law dictates on Article 360 that:

The criminal and civil action for damages in cases of written defamations as provided for in this chapter, shall be filed simultaneously or separately with the court of first instance of the province or city where the libelous article is printed and first published or where any of the offended parties actually resides at the time of the commission of the offense: Provided, however, That where one of the offended parties is a public officer whose office is in the City of Manila at the time of the commission of the offense, the action shall be filed in the Court of First Instance of the City of Manila, or of the city or province where the libelous article is printed and first published, and in case such public officer does not hold office in the City of Manila, the action shall be filed in the Court of First Instance of the province or city where he held office at the time of the commission of the offense or where the libelous article is printed and first published and in case one of the offended parties is a private individual, the action shall be filed in the Court of First Instance of the province or city where he actually resides at the time of the commission of the offense or where the libelous matter is printed and first published: Provided, further, That the civil action shall be filed in the same court where the criminal action is filed and vice versa: Provided, furthermore, That the court where the criminal action or civil action for damages is first filed, shall acquire jurisdiction to the exclusion of other courts: And, provided, finally, That this amendment shall not apply to cases of written defamations, the civil and/or criminal actions which have been filed in court at the time of the effectivity of this law."

Do I need to elaborate on that?

2. Basically, I do understand that you don't have any idea on where this rather "cheap case" as you call it came from. You just rushed onto writing the first thing that came into your mind without even checking first all the FACTS before concluding something. That is very UNETHICAL and would win for your client some gold bars of prison. It only showed your GROSS IGNORANCE OF THE LAW as you put it.

3. You also said that, and quoted:

"It’s really hard to prove defamation in the internet, more so here in the Philippines where we don’t have any jurisprudence regarding the said matter. It’s really a matter of evidence proving the criminal or civil liability of a defendant."

Well, that is why they need lawyers like us to prove whether someone is indeed guilty of a crime or not. All the evidences are laid before us and all we need to do right now is to keep some creative and defensive juices flowing to to make some things, whether good or bad, looks nice.

Now, all I need for you to do is to study all the facts first and brush up on your LAW 101 as you call it before making any legal comments. It is kinda CHEAP kasi.

Pang Gulo said...

TO ROGELYN:

OH MY GOD! YOU MEAN TO SAY, SA BIBIG NYO LUMALABAS ANG TAE BECAUSE YOU ADMITTED IT YOURSELF.

rogelyn said...

hi there! i'd like to ask cofibean a few questions.

1) where did you get your education? it's quite obvious that you are ignorant on the essence of the masses to any economy, especially one like ours. i'm a little pressed for time so i'm not going to explain this any further. just go figure it out, or better yet, study again.

2) do you shit from your asshole, or does crap literally come out of your mouth? because if you do shit from your asshole, that doesn't make you any different from the people you call orcs now, does it? unless, of course, you happen to be a mutant where craps comes out of every pore in your body...

3) are you gay? you sure sound like one. and what gives with this "pare"? is he your lover?

cheers!

Anonymous said...

hoy cofibean
anak ng tyanak '
titi mo me kagiw hahahahahahaha
pwet mo me alingawngaw hahahahahahaha
itlog mo me eyebags hahahahahah
titi mo hahaha me POLIO hahahaha

Anonymous said...

The best ka talaga cofiben! Galeng!

Anonymous said...

dapat pina bakunahan muna para di na-Polio hehe
mga kababayan tama na yan basta masama mang mata ng tao biro man o hinde

RN (WA,USA)

Anonymous said...

Ako, titi ko matigas. Walang polio. Sino may gusto?

Anonymous said...

Tama yon mga pare kung gagawa rin lang namn kayo ng paguusapan yung paninira pa Naku kaya di umaasenso bansa natin dahil yung sa ganyang mentality ,,,cofibean maghanap ka ng ibang paguusapan nde maganda yung topic mo

napadaan lang po

Anonymous said...

callboy ka ba ??? at dito ka naghahanap ????

>>>>>>>>>>>Ako, titi ko matigas. Walang polio. Sino may gusto?

HOY COFIBEAN MAGSALSAL KA NA LANG MAGISA MALAMANG IKAW RIN YUNG BASTOS NA NAGHAHANAP NG ALIW HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Idol talaga for life!

janie said...

lol! cofibean, galing mo talaga. i don't know what your true intentions are on writing this blog, whether this is for real or just satire, pero your're brilliant. nakuha mo yung audience mo, and they keep coming back & reading your entries kahit yung iba na bwisit na sa yo to the max ever! kahit super HB na sila sa comments mo about callcenter peeps, they still visit your site again. galeng, pare!

ChiñChaÑsU said...

Hi Cofibean!
Idol talaga lakas ng hatak ng blog mo. Tagos! Yan tuloy daming kaaway hehehe...Galing ng style mo keep it up, pare :)

orc said...

Wow, ngayon ko lang nabalitaan tong blogspot mo.. asteeg.. Nakakatuwa naman... Da best yung comments.. mas nakakatawa.. Taga callcenter din ako.. Hehehe nakakatuwa talaga.. Galeng *clap* *clap*

Anonymous said...

I don’t understand why you people are so deeply affected by the writings of this person. For me, it’s ridiculous to entertain him if not plain self-degrading. Do you not see that COFIBEAN really enjoys this? You are feeding his already inflated ego with your enraged provocations. When I read some of his blogs, it’s like I’m reading Paris Hilton’s saving my tongue to speak baluktot English. It made me laugh somehow. You have the freedom not to read yet still you choose otherwise. So much of our pain is self-inflicted (sigh!). No matter how offensive his writings maybe, you should not have stoop to his level. <<<<<<<<<<< CLEARLY DENEDEGRADE MO NGA SI COFIBEAN.. BRAVO HAHAAHHAHHA.

holiday said...

MGA ISTUPIDO ang naniniwalang iba ang shot ni coffee bean. ang tanga nyo sobra! ang dali lang nyang gawin sa photoshop no! crop nga lang ang ginawa nya eh...ewan stupid

Anonymous said...

Your the BOMB talaga! Wahahahahaha!

SHIZEDELIC said...

SUPOT!!! BWAHAHAHA!

-badchick- said...

LIGHTEN UP ORCS.... fo pete's sake! sheezzz....

on the other hand,

this blog will tot'lly be boring w/o those orc comments...

this is really brilliant cofibean... :p

Anonymous said...

HOY COFIBEAN! GRADE 2 BA INABOT MO? NATIRA KA BA SA PWET NUNG BATA KA?

Anonymous said...

everything's so funny in here. people taking everything seriously. including the new spokesperson explainin about plagiarism on cofibean's behalf. sorry, no offense, i respect your opinion but i assume that your nose was already flaring up while you made this entry. just chill. you seem like you were paid to defend cofibean. just admit it. he'd already gone too far, hurting other people's feelings. that's why concerned individuals are reacting in return. on the other hand, in fairness to cofibean, those "cofibeanhatersclubs" had gone too far as well, to the point of filing lawsuits. Oh, such exaggerated reactions! cofibean's entitled to his own rights. others do. so do you and i do, too.
the best thing we should do is to chill! become indifferent. don't be so affected if cofibean and call center peeps are bashing each other. it does not concern you. you're not hurt. it's between cofibean and the call center peeps. it's their game, so not yours. so just mellow-out! chill baby =) okay?


*peace*
-sandara kate daphne park linn gonzalez-

hi maimai =)
hahaha, i made a comment as what u'v asked me!

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Dang! Dapoiee... What a comment! (why anonymous... shish! You have a blogspot account right?) Anyways, You sure gave them a piece of your mind. lolz.. well, what can I say? Cofibean did it! He also got OUR attention. As far as I'm concerned, this is one good read. I mean, this blog. (Something to browse while at work perhaps?) I've been writing for years now and Wow! I've never caught this many people's attention! teehee... I admit that human as I am, I have those days wherein I feel like bashing everyone else for minute things. I'm sure everyone has had those days wherein you've made one or two derogatory comments. I guess this is just Cofibean's literary style. Madonna had been treated like this way back when she was acting pretty wild in the 80s. Then again, she's a performer so she has to entertain us. Controversial as she is, man, she's rich! It's like "In your face, pare!" *just kidding* And she DID publish that "SEX" book of hers, didn't she?

Description of Incident: Approximately 17 written complaints were filed in the fall of 1992 against "Sex" by Madonna. The matter went before the Board of Directors. Several emotionally charged hearings were held to decide whether the book would remain in the collection.

Results of Incident: A group called "Downers Grove Library Advocates" was formed to combat the censors, and they were successful in aiding the decision to retain the book on the shelves. The board president, despite his dedication to the freedom to read, lost his position on the board.

Then again, I feel for those call center agents. I did work for one back then and also I'm currently working as a market researcher (classified as call center agent nevertheless). But why is it then that I am not affected by these write-ups? Simply because they don't hold true for me. So I couldn't care less. As for the comments regarding the Filipino people in general, I couldn't care less either. Doesn't affect me either. Am I heartless? No! I just don't think it's worth chewing cud. I have better things to contemplate.

Overall, this is very very entertaining. Be entertained people. Be very entertained.

^_^ \m/ai

Anonymous said...

purplephoenix23 said:

I quote:

1.
"Mistah said...
I would like to make some corrections to the first year law student who made the comment above. You need to brush up on your Law 101 honey:"

xxx

"Do I need to elaborate on that?"

----> YES. To give credit to your contention you should elaborate further.

2.
"Basically, I do understand that you don't have any idea on where this rather "cheap case" as you call it came from. You just rushed onto writing the first thing that came into your mind without even checking first all the FACTS before concluding something. That is very UNETHICAL and would win for your client some gold bars of prison. It only showed your GROSS IGNORANCE OF THE LAW as you put it."

----> Am only commenting about the errors of his imaginary lawyer abouit citing the wrong legal provisions and not the Facts that lead to this defamatory controversy.

3.

xxx

"Well, that is why they need lawyers like us to prove whether someone is indeed guilty of a crime or not. xxx"

----> MISTAH, if you are really a lawyer, please enlightened us with these legal issues, please?

4.

"Now, all I need for you to do is to study all the facts first and brush up on your LAW 101 as you call it before making any legal comments. It is kinda CHEAP kasi."

----> I rest my case your honor. This is my last comment here.

November 04, 2005 7:44 AM

BUANG KA? said...

YOU SHUT UP! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! AS IF YOU'RE SOMEONE SPECIAL...HOW COULD YOU SAY CALL CENTER AGENTS ARE STUPID. ARE YOU THAT BRILLIANT??!!! MAYBE YOU LACK ATTENTION AND I BELIEVE THIS IS YOUR WAY SO YOU'LL HAVE OUR ATTENTION. OK, IL GIVE YOU MY PIECE OF ATTENTION... I TOOK PITY ON YOU. HONESTLY, I DONT ENVY SOMEONE LIKE YOU. WE ALL KNOW THAT A LOT OF FILIPINOS ARE WANTING TO GET THERE. BUT FOR SOMEONE WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE YOU! OOOHHHH MYYY GOD SPARE ME FROM HAVING A KIND OF PERSON LIKE YOU. IM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOU AFTER ALL!

Anonymous said...

i just love reading this blog! Ü i myself work in a call center and i can't help but agree in SOME way with cofibean..sad but true.. but i believe that we all have individuality. so, to my co call center employees, don't get too affected with a certain individual's opinion... opinion nga e!! kanya un! nagmumukha lng kayong tanga.... tsk...tsk...tsk...