Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Chew on this you pakialameros!

My attorney issued this for all of my readers---

TO ALL READERS OF COFIBEAN'S JOURNAL:

We are really awed by the public's response to this journal. The 15,000+ visitors and 874 comments to his 13 entries in one month is really remarkable. And to that, we would like to extend our gratitude.

Before anything else, let us first give you some facts about this journal/blog:

1. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ is a personal journal pointing out some personal views, opinions, philosophical musings and commentary on some social issues. Meaning, everything on this site are mere hyperboles and based purely on the opinion of the author.

Definition of BLOG:A weblog or blog (derived from web + log) is a web-based publication consisting primarily of periodic articles (normally, but not always, in reverse chronological order). Although most early blogs were manually updated, tools to facilitate the updating and maintenance of such sites made them accessible to a much larger and less technical population. The use of some sort of browser-based software is now a typical aspect of "blogging."

2. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ was created on October 1, 2005 by the author, cofibean, whom decided to blog anonymously which is perfectly legal.

The Supreme Court has repeatedly upheld the First Amendment right to speak anonymously: "author is generally free to decide whether or not to disclose his or her true identity. The decision in favor of anonymity may be motivated by fear of economic or official retaliation, by concern about social ostracism, or merely by a desire to preserve as much of one's privacy as possible. Whatever the motivation may be...the interest in having anonymous works enter the marketplace of ideas unquestionably outweighs any public interest in requiring disclosure as a condition of entry. Accordingly, an author's decision to remain anonymous, like other decisions concerning omissions or additions to the content of a publication, is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment."

3. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ resides on a public server which is Blogger.com, which is an easy-to-use website in publishing users thoughts and at the same time interact with people, which is given to the public for free. Blogger is located in San Francisco therefore covered by the US Federal Law section 230 which states that "No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." This federal law preempts any state laws to the contrary: "[n]o cause of action may be brought and no liability may be imposed under any State or local law that is inconsistent with this section." The courts have repeatedly rejected attempts to limit the reach of Section 230 to "traditional" Internet service providers, instead treating many diverse entities as "interactive computer service providers."

And now for some legal issues:

Below are some legal liabilities accused of this site and we would like to quote one:

Hi All,
I would just like to inform everyone that this is a dangerous way of creating fun. You see, this blog has many infractions against legality. Anybody can sue the author. If I were really a freak, I would have done so. But I'm not the kind that will waste my time and effort for a piece of @#&%@. Sure do I can get a lot of money if I successfully prove this $#^%$ guilty. It's either I sue the author of this blog or I sue the moderators(Google) for allowing such blog to exist in their database. That would be a lot of money!

TO: COFIBEAN
Dearest Dude,You can be easily tracked through your IP Adress. Your IP Address is your identity on the net. Since your ip address is unique, it will tell who's your Internet Service Provider(ISP). Your ISP in turn has all your personal information. So, Cofibean... if you have read this thread, start apologyzing and delete all your posts... or better yet close this blog. We don't want you in jail.

This is a friendly reminder from someone who cares.


We would like to thank the individual for airing that concern. But we would like to clarify some things:

DEFAMATION:
The basic idea of defamation law is simple. It is an attempt to balance the private right to protect one's reputation with the public right to freedom of speech. Defamation law allows people to sue those who say or publish false and malicious comments.

There are two types of defamation.
* Oral defamation -- called slander -- for example comments or stories told at a meeting or party.
* Published defamation -- called libel -- for example a newspaper article or television broadcast. Pictures as well as words can be libellous.

Anything that injures a person's reputation can be defamatory. If a comment brings a person into contempt, disrepute or ridicule, it is likely to be defamatory.
* You tell your friends that the boss is unfair. That's slander of the boss.
* You write a letter to the newspaper saying a politician is corrupt. That's libel of the politician, even if it's not published.
* You say on television that a building was badly designed. That's libel due to the imputation that the architect is professionally incompetent, even if you didn't mention any names.
* You sell a book that contains defamatory material. That's spreading of a defamation.

Obviously, we are being accused of published defamation because of some personal views that were expressed. We already made our defense on this matter and were enumerated below:

1. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ is a personal journal therefore the author is in the position to express his private thoughts, views and opinions. The author also enabled his journal's commenting system thus also gathering some responses to his writeups. And to quote a few:

"Jarvie Sheen (http://makeshit.blogspot.com/) said... pinaglihi ka siguro ng mother mo sa sama ng loob ano? yung sa sobrang sama eh ini-ebak na lang public restroom tapos umalingasaw sa baho dahil inuuod na at mamasa-masa pa tapos biglang nawalan ng tubis at walang toilet paper, of course, naiwanan kang nakabuhaghag don sa inidoro at doon ka lumaki kaya akala mo inidoro ka narin... Kaya ang lumalabas sa bunganga mo eh mistulang ebak sa baho pati na rin ang ugali mo.Ngayon pupunta ka sa US upang ebak na may tamod, uod, at dugo-dugo pa ang iyong sasahurin galing sa mga BAKLA sa lugar na yan di ba??? Bagay ka nga diyan at isama mo na rin ang Driver mong Tatay na si Tonyo at dyan magtulong kayong mag janitor sa mga gay bar.... sayang din yan... pandagdag sa kayabangan este sa kayamanan mo ha ha ha..."

"dragonrower (http://dragonrower.blogspot.com/) said... tanga ka talaga, kung gusto mo magkaroon ng journal na walang comment page, wag as blog hehehe, tsupain mo na lang tatay mo, better yet driver mo! mwehehehehe!"

"Anonymous said... You're one spoiled cock sucking filthy animal. I bet you had a very disastrous childhood. Maybe your good old dad fucked your ass really bad and you cannot get over it thats why your putting up all this shit. You son of a bitch! Can you feel us now?! Post your home address you sick fuck and see whats waiting for you."


Now, if you have plans of filing a case against my client for defamation, better think twice, because you will represent all of the individuals who posted some defamatory comments on this site which we suppose is also exercising their freedom of expression. For the law states that:

The readers' comments, entries written by guest bloggers, tips sent by email, and information provided to the general public through an RSS feed would all likely be considered information provided by another content provider. This would mean that they can also be held liable for defamatory statements contained in it.

SO A COUNTER CASE CAN BE FILED AGAINST YOU. MOST OF THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS CONSTITUTE TO A LIBEL PER-SE CASE AND NO FURTHER EXPLANATION IS NEEDED TO PROVE SOME FACTS. IT'S YOUR WORDS AGAINST COFIBEAN.

2. Also, the person who sent the following email to cofibean is facing another law suit:

Joel Aguilar <nco_que_jaguilar@msn.com> wrote:
Yo!! You mother fuckin fagot... Anyone could have looked that stuff up in a book, are you really that stupid. Shit like you dont deserve to live... Why do you try so hard to express yourself in english when your own native tounge cant express crap!!!!! Damn your a fuckin disgrace, if you cant express yourself in english or tagalog, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Why you got to act all crazy and shit...Stop being a wannabe. Who gives a fuck about your phones and shit...You think thats gonna attract a chick...well i guess maybe a faggot ass chick who smells like shit would!!!!!! Money is everything to everybody. Well maybe to someone like you who sucks on his fathers dick to make a withdrawal money means alot, coz i would never fuck my parents just to get the things i want. What do you care about comments regards to cailfornia? If thats what people think let them think that way... Who died and made you GOD? For all those people who want to think that theres no snow in California go ahead....You dont have to listen to this piece of asswipe. Losing a phone is not what you call bad luck you asshole its called stupidity and carelessness. And what is it with you can call center agents? Are you like jealous cause we have jobs and you just do blow jobs to get your money? Now listen up here you dumb mother fuckin butt lickin asswipe of a faggot!!!! I know you and if your not careful with your tounge and how you use it..Im gonna make sure that instead of you kissin ass to your parents (who by the way are probably the reason why you act so retarded) your gonna be kissing the ground.. you know me very well.. and i know you very well.. so you better back up the shit you said.. if you want to kill someone then do it, dont just talk the shit. coz if i get 20 replies to my email from other bloggers there that want your head..i'll give it to them I dont talk shit and i certainly wont back away from you mother fucker...watch your back, better keep your head up or you may never see the light of day anyone who has a comment just email me at wannadieyoung@hotmail.com by the way you can call me iyce aguilar


We are more than glad to face any legal actions filed against the author of this site.

Please be guided accordingly.

- Cofibean's Legal Counsel

168 comments:

Cofibean Fanatic said...

Yeah, dapat lang yan sa mga walang magawa kundi makialam sa buhay ng iba. Bago kayo tumngin sa dumi ng iba tingnan nyo muna mga dumi nyo.

Anonymous said...

Go cofibean! Kasuhan mo ang mga hampaslupang mga yan! Waahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

pag nakasuhan sila, mabibilango sila o magbabayad ng malaking halaga..kawawa naman ang mga so-called "taga-buhay-ng-ekonomiya-ng-pilipinas" na mga call center agents..mawawalan sila ng pambili ng load..lalong maghihirap ang pilipinas nyan..hehe

masaya to

-ex agent 001

Anonymous said...

alm mo..unga mga tga call center...nhuhurt cla...and lam mo dont try too hard to speak in english cge ka ikaw ren...bka mbaluktot yang dila mo at ung keyboard...

Anonymous said...

before u write an entry in your shitty blog...mgisip ka muna...pde?!...nkakapikon lhat ng sinulat mo...kht hnd ako tga call-center...nkakainis pren...cguro nga hnd ka lang nkpasa sa interview sa callcenter eh..kya ka gnyan!db?

smasherjane said...

what's all the fuss about? this is cofibean's BLOG, remember? chill out!

Anonymous said...

Maganda ito! Sige sino gusto magrepresent sa lahat ng callcenter against cofibean? Ako ayaw kong sumali jan!

Anonymous said...

Sabagay, you can't blame the guy. Look at some comments. Mashado ng bastos at personal. Below the belt na rin. Napadaan lang po.

Anonymous said...

AYAN! HAMUNAN NA! LUMABAS NA LAHAT NG MATAPANG BEFORE! HEHEHEHE! Basta ako kay cofibean!

Anonymous said...

hey wait a minute! don't you think you're overreacting? o_O'' I mean, we are just expressing what we feel and everybody says, we have freedom of expression!

gaya nga ng sinabi ng isang poster d2, he can say what he want and we can say what we want to. quits lang.

eh kung nanlalait sya wla ba kaming karapatan din? kung ano ang tinanim, yun din ang aanihin..

Anonymous said...

May nagcomment kasi pare na kakasuhan daw si cofibean for his blog.

Jologs said...

HAHAHA! Maganda yan! Parang counter-strike. :)

Burat said...

HALA KAYO! GINALIT NYO KASI KAYA AYAN! HIHIHI! UNA, TINANGGAL ANG MGA PHOTOS TAPS NGAYON NAMAN AY MAGKAKASO NA SYA. SIGE, LUMABAS NA ANG MGA MATATAPANG. :)

Anonymous said...

let's admit it guys.. both sides are wrong.. pare-parehas lang tayong may kasalanan. hindi lang si cofibean kundi tayo rin..

the problem with cofibean is, as i can see on his posts, masyado lng syang naging mapanlait. at tayo naman, masyadong naging harsh yung comments.

why make a big deal out of this anyway?

oh btw, can't cofibean straighten things out all by himself? does he really have to use a lawyer?

Anonymous said...

bakit bumabaligtad mga comments nyo ngayon..ahahaha mga takot

nageenjoy kaming mga readers ni cofibean dito tapos ikakalat nyo URL nya sa lahat ng mga call center agents sa pinas para pagtulungan nyo..sus..lame lame

this is hisspace.. go do your own thing.. mahihiya angfreedom of expression sa mga ginagawa/comments/reactions nyo.. isa lang yan, Truth Hurts and that's always the hardest thing to accept

pis awt bitses

-x agent 001

pogee said...

whatever....file ka na lang ng file..and let see if it will result to something..

Anonymous said...

ang OA naman :(
spoiler...
nasasaktan pala sa mga comments ng iba e, bakit super manlait ng kapwa...respect begets respect lang yan...

Anonymous said...

heller! this cofibean is feeling like Dan Brown.

kath said...

uuuuuuuuy!!!! napikon si cofibean! hindi na to joke ang blog na to kc kumuha na talaga ng lawyer! hahahaha jesus christ ur the one who's makin a big deal about freedom of expression and u get a fuckin lawyer to save ur ass. maawa ka nga sa sarili mo! ang lakas mong manglait tapos hindi ka namin lalaitin? ang swerte mo kaya! this is the great thing about blogs. the author can't do anything about the comments unless he disables them. so it's catch 22. if u want to post whatever u want, we'll post whatever the hell we want. ang sikat mo na ano? tama nga yung isang nag-post dito na kumuha ka nlng ng banner ads. you'll earn something pa. o baka ang RICH mo na, ok lng hindi.

cofibean since ur so strong as to post ur offensive entries, don't get angry when we react to ur neanderthal notions of people. we understand that ur blog is to quote "a personal journal pointing out some personal views, opinions, philosophical musings and commentary on some social issues". u also have to understand that some people have equally strong opinions. i hope ur lawyer didn't puke when he read ur blog. it is REALLY full of crap.

back to ur definition of a blog, anong philosophical musings and commentary on social issues dito? social issue ba ang new phone mo? or nakakadiri ang vios? im sorry dude i just find u really shallow. im still waiting for a redeeming entry that can be termed "philosophical musing".

but i enjoy reading ur blog anyway. just to remind myself that there are people who deserve to go to hell more than me. i think u have a special spot there. happy trip!

Anonymous said...

go cofibean! ituloy mo lang yan, masyado lang apektado yang mga "katutubong" yan, di nalang kasi magbasa ng magbasa at malibang. tsk tsk

Anonymous said...

pano malilibang sa mga kabobohan ng istupido/istupidang ito???!!pucha eh ang babaw babaw nitong hayop na ito..kungtalagang businessman ka wala kang panahon sa mga ganitong kabasurahan..COFIBEAN...PUTANG INA MO!!!!GAGO KA!!!MAMATAY KA NA HAYOP KA!bulok ka!ANG YABANG YABANG MO WALA KANG ALAM KUNDI MANLAIT NG IBA, NI WALA KANG LAKAS NG LOOB MAGPAKITA NG MUKA!PALIBASA KASI PURO KAIGNORANTEHAN ANG PINAGLALAGAY MO RITO!

Anonymous said...

"2. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ was created on October 1, 2005 by the author, cofibean, whom decided to blog anonymously which is perfectly legal."

- i believe that there are no legal questions regarding this issue. suffice it to say that i find this statement very unnecessary...

"Now, if you have plans of filing a case against my client for defamation, better think twice, because you will represent all of the individuals who posted some defamatory comments on this site which we suppose is also exercising their freedom of expression. For the law states that:"

- this is easily refutable. if i have never made a defamatory comment on this site or anywhere in any form, and if i decide to represent myself, or a group who has done the same, like being muted observers, in court, then i may not be held liable for anything and i would easily win the case. i may not even need a lawyer. i'll just say "this is what he said..." and then i'll say "no sir, i did not say anything... nothing up to now.", by the definitions and perhaps to the extent of my understanding of what was just stated herein, i could not lose the case.

"SO A COUNTER CASE CAN BE FILED AGAINST YOU. MOST OF THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS CONSTITUTE TO A LIBEL PER-SE CASE AND NO FURTHER EXPLANATION IS NEEDED TO PROVE SOME FACTS. IT'S YOUR WORDS AGAINST COFIBEAN."

- well shouldn't it be? words against words?

and so, wouldn't it be more fascinating then..?

i really find this blog somewhat hard to believe sometimes...

a legal counsel..?

now i could only wonder what he'd come up next with...

> said...

Hi!

cofibean all that you had written down to this blog as per his lawyer says is " is a personal journal pointing out some personal views, opinions, philosophical musings and commentary on some social issues. Meaning, everything on this site are mere HYPERBOLES and based purely on the opinion of the author". Which can be self explainable to you call center peeps right?

cofibean. If you are man enough to face who you challenge you should talk to them professionally as what you are claiming that you are.

I know that i've written harsh comments about you and this blog, but those comments is not just coming from me but also from my colleagues.

If you are a person who knows how to respect people you'll gain respect from them as well. But for me, YOU WILL NOT EXPECT ANYTHING!!

You don't deserve any respect for what you have showed this people that also reflects your personality.

PEOPLE WILL NOT EVEN CARE WHATEVER YOU SAY RIGHT NOW SINCE IT ALREADY CAME FROM YOU AND YOUR LAWYER THAT IT WOULD VIOLATE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

YOU CANNOT TELL THE PEOPLE TO STOP THOSE COMMENTS SINCE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HAD BEEN MESSING WITH ALSO FEELS VIOLATED WITH THE COMMENTS THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN HERE LIKE WHAT YOUR LAWYER SAID THAT "this blog has many infractions against legality. Anybody can sue the author".

PEOPLE CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANT ABOUT YOU AND YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT AGAINST THEM. IS THAT FAIR ENOUGH???

IF YOU'RE REALLY PROFESSIONAL!!! FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

Eric

Anonymous said...

The reason why you're getting so many negative comments is because you're letting out so many negative 'vibes', as you might say. It's karma. If you want respect you have to give it.

By posting your opinions on the internet, you allow others to comment on it as well. That's also their right to freedom of expression. So if you want others to stop bashing you, I suggest you stop posting. =p

Anonymous said...

Hanep to ah!
dapat tinanggal mo na lang comments mo kung naapektuhan ka

insanityspill said...

welcome to the INTERNET, people. where everything is REAL and should be taken SERIOUSLY.


Enjoy your stay!

Anonymous said...

Duh?! Kaya nga Blog e! Ano bang Pakielam nyo! Blog nya to! e di dun kayo sa sarili nyong blog magsulat laban sa kanya mga pakshet!

Anonymous said...

WOW! Look guys... this is now getting a whole cooler! Cofibean is... doing... errr... bwahahaha I don't know or get what the heck he is doing bwahaha.

Lawyer?!?!? Bwahahaha! What's the need man? If you can't take the heat get yourself out of the kitchen. "Fire fire, fire in the hole". "File a legal action against my client"... Bwahahahaha! No no no NO! How about "get banner ads, earn money and share to all the readers for making this site so popular". Bwhahaha

You guys are a trip man... sniff sniff... I am laughing my butt off here man... "Can't we all just get along?". What are you guys doing? Wag nyo patulan toh. It may be a satire for all we know.

To the writer of this blog... hands down man... you are very creative with your writing skills... look at all the attention this site is getting. It's a success man.

To all the readers of this blog... please read his blogs carefuly, there's no way a person who think like that exist. No one can be that hurtful in thoughts and words... this may be just a gimmick or a college psychology thesis. For all we know cofibean is probably a nice person or a graduating student or man... i dunno...bwahahaha (can't breathe can't breathe still laughing!)

Anyway, anyway, anyway... dear Mr. Cofibean Attorney, please confirm to us that we also have the freedom of writing/speech that cofibean has whenever we post comments on his blogs.

Bwahahaha I can't believe I said that. "To Mr. Cofibean Attorney"?!? Bwhaahaha...

To our side and their side... "Good luck for you na lang churvanels".

"mga katutubos" bwahahaha i'll start using that one, I am proud to be one! Go Pinoy! SEA Games na! Manny Pacquiao! Bata Reyes! Lahat pala tayo "katutubos"... "Call Center peeps katutubos" may opening ba dyan? Ayaw ko na maging Nurse join na ko sa call center Bwahahaha

-Iczewoulf- out...

Anonymous said...

Kasi naman merong mga nananakot na magfifile ng case against cofibean. Ayan na ang sagot nyo! Hahaha! Legal na usapan na yan. Labas na ako jan!

Anonymous said...

AYAN! ASAN NA NGAYON ANG MGA NAGHAHAMON NG DEMANDA? MAGSILABAS KAYO! HAHAHAHA! WALA PALA KAYONG MGA YAGBOLS EH! WAHAHAHA! GALING MO BRO! FUCK THOSE SHITS!

skaterboi said...

As far as I can remember, hinde si Cofibean ang naghahamon ng demanda. Ang dami kasing pakialamero before ang nananakot. Ayan na ang sagot sa inyo. Good luck! :)

ADMU boi said...

Lahat ng matapang before, bakit hinde nyo ngayon ipost ang complete name nyo pag nagcocomment. Para masaya. Haha. Lagot kayo pagbalik ni cofibean. I pity JOEL AGUILAR kung sino man sya. Death threat yung inemail nya ah. Tsk.. tsk...

Anonymous said...

akala ko ba paalis k papuntang amerika? im just wondering that you're rushing yourself preparing things and buying all those stuff that you brag about, before you leave, and yet you still had time to see your legal counsel... and what? discussed things with him/her, which includes having him/her read ur blog and all the comments (which apparently shoots up to 874), and still was able to post a new entry dated november 2, 2005 at around 7-9 in the evening (im sure about this, im an avid fan of your blog, i checked it everytime i got in the office, at 5 and 6 pm i've checked it, you dont have any entry yet)and yet you claimed that your plane will leave manila by 8:30 pm, oh yeah.. sure you can say the flight was delayewd but still, you need to check in at the airport 3 hours before the flight specially if its an international flight unless you are someone whom a plane can't leave without. (i.e. president, pilot, etc.) (take it from a reservations agent)..

So i think, really, we're getting into something na. Guys, I strongly believe that this is just a satire or if not, this person (if I can ever call you a human-being) is not really what he/she/it wants us to think he/she/it is.

Sayang believe pa naman sana ko on how this blog is constructed. Be Careful next time.


Im sure somebody will react to this comment, but tell you what, "THE HELL I CARE, IM JUST EXPRESSING MY OPINION"

We're not afraid, mind you.

Anonymous said...

cofibean,

Show me your lawyer's name and office address.

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!!

-deamon-

Anonymous said...

Go DEAMON, post mo name mo. Maglaban kayong dalawa ni Cofibean. Post mo na ngayon! Bilis!

Anonymous said...

Bah! Ang tapang ni Deamon oh. Go deamon!

brent said...

guys...tsk..tsk...tsk..

you dont really have to make patol to this spoiled brat..this blog that he created is so non sensical..

just admit it..cofi bean HATES the call center peeps...who cares kaya??!

thats he's opinion no one can change that..

lets just act maturely and respond maturely to this blog ok?? :)

Brent International School Manila - a place of learning devoted to preparing our youth to be responsible citizens and leaders in a global community.

Anonymous said...

OH BAKIT PARANG KAMPI NA LAHAT NGAYON KE COFIBEAN, KAYO ANG MGA BAKLA. ANG DUDUWAG NYO. MGA LECHE...


MAGPAKAMATAY KA NA COFIBEAN.


MARK ANTHONY SANTIAGUEL
MANDAUE CITY, CEBU

Anonymous said...

Sure I will if he will do the same.

I'll be waiting here for your reply Mr. Cofibean.

Keep me posted.

-deamon-

Anonymous said...

Meron kayang WIFI sa PAL MABUHAY LOUNGE. Powered by Airborne Access. I tried it once while waiting for us to board the plane.

akala ko ba paalis k papuntang amerika? im just wondering that you're rushing yourself preparing things and buying all those stuff that you brag about, before you leave, and yet you still had time to see your legal counsel... and what? discussed things with him/her, which includes having him/her read ur blog and all the comments (which apparently shoots up to 874), and still was able to post a new entry dated november 2, 2005 at around 7-9 in the evening (im sure about this, im an avid fan of your blog, i checked it everytime i got in the office, at 5 and 6 pm i've checked it, you dont have any entry yet)and yet you claimed that your plane will leave manila by 8:30 pm, oh yeah.. sure you can say the flight was delayewd but still, you need to check in at the airport 3 hours before the flight specially if its an international flight unless you are someone whom a plane can't leave without. (i.e. president, pilot, etc.) (take it from a reservations agent)..

Anonymous said...

eh gago ka pala eh nandito ako sa PAL NAIA TERMINAL 2 KAYA. ABNORMAL. MINSAN WAG K MUNANG MAG COMMENT NG WALA KANG NALALAMAN. PWEDE?

Anonymous said...

Wahahahahaha! Bakit biglang bumahag ang buntot mo deamon? Post mo na dito. I bet binabasa naman nya ang mga comments dito sa site nya kaya ganun ang naging reaksyon nya eh. Post mo na bilis! Tignan natin kung matapang ka talaga.

Sure I will if he will do the same.

I'll be waiting here for your reply Mr. Cofibean.

Keep me posted.

-deamon-

Anonymous said...

Eh tanga ka rin pala eh. Malamang wala kang laptop kaya hinde mo alam na wifi hotspot yan! Gago!

Anonymous said...

Baka naman kasi ang dala mo ay Desktop computer tapos nakakahon pa. Isetup mo muna tapos bili ka ng wifi adapter para subukan mo. Tanga!

Anonymous said...

bobo, ground steward kaya ako dito, i was a resrvations agent for PAL kaya. BOBO

Anonymous said...

ang tanga tanga mo.

Anonymous said...

Oy! Oy! Wag kayong mag-away dito. Bawal fighting baka kasuhan kayo. Check nyo na lang tong site nato para macheck nyo kung may wifi o wala. -- http://www.hotpepper.ca/wifi/details.php?country=Philippines&stateprov=Metro%20Manila&city=Pasay%20City

Anonymous said...

ang bobo mo na.....

Anonymous said...

ang tanga tanga mo pa. BOBOTANGA.

Anonymous said...

go make ah-way pa!!! entertaining ang blog na ito!!

go fight !!

prove your asses!!!

Anonymous said...

Mas tanga ka! Eh utusan ka lang jan nangangarap ka pang may wifi ka! Animal ka! Saksak ko sa pwet mo ang reservation pc mo eh! DOS lang kaya gamit mo bobo!

Anonymous said...

Ipunin mo muna ang isang taong sahod mo tapos bili ka ng laptop na may wifi tapos try mo. Ng kainin mo ang sinasabi mo. Kumain ka na rin ng tae para panghimagas. Ang baho kasi ng bunganga mo. Para medyo bumango.

Anonymous said...

BOBO HI TECH NA KAYA NAGYON. WLA KANG ALAM MANAHIMIK KA. I HAVE THE POWER NA PASABUGIN ANG NGALANGALA MO. BAKLA.

Anonymous said...

NAKAKAALIW NAMAN DITO! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

grabe na ito!!! real time ang sagutan!! ang cool!!

Anonymous said...

BOBO! KAYA NALULUGI ANG PAL DAHIL SA MGA PALAMUNING TULAD MO NA WALANG GINAWA KUNDI MANAGINIP JAN EH. DAPAT IKAW ANG PINAPASABOG ANG TUMBONG. SABAGAY, SABOG NA NGA PALA DAHIL BAKLA KA. MALAMANG PINASABOG NG SANGKATERBANG ARABYANONG KUMANTOT SAYO SA CR NG PAL! BAKLA!

Anonymous said...

pareho kayong tanga at bobo. ambabaw ng pinag-aawayan nyo. ang gawin nyo para may pakinabang kayo, magbarilan kayo para maging pataba sa lupa at baka sakaling may tumubong kamote para makain ng mga katutubo!

Anonymous said...

HIGH TECH MO MUKHA MO! PANGKASKAS MO NG BUKO TAPOS IKAYOD MO SA PADER TAPOS HUMIGA KA HABANG DUGUAN SA LOBBY NG PAL. BAKA KASI MAY MAAWA SAYO, REGALUHAN KA NG LAPTOP NA MAY WIFI PARA MASUBUKAN MO NA MERONG WIFI DOON. TANGA!

Anonymous said...

Uy! Deamon asan na ang contact numbers mo? Wala daw si cofibean ng dalawang linggo. kaya post mo na ngayon dito. Tignan natin kung matapang ka nga talaga. :)

Anonymous said...

you guys are like batang nagaaway!!
you make tigi na this nonsense away...hehehe

Anonymous said...

sudden calmnesss???

Anonymous said...

KITA MO NA.. WALA KA PALANG BINATBAT EH. PAG SINABI KONG MERON. MERON. HALA! MAGLINIS KA NA LANG NG KUBETA SA PAL! AT BAKA MATADYAKAN PA NG AMO ANG PAGMUMUKHA MONG PAKALAT-KALAT DYAN SA OFFICE NG PAL. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

ctc asl please??

Anonymous said...

Uy merong wifi ang pal ha. high tech na yun.

Anonymous said...

25/m/Batangas here. Anyone care to chat? PM me your asl and stats.

Kerokeropi said...

Hahahaha! Ang kulit naman dito.

Anonymous said...

23/m/manila

im a katutubo

Anonymous said...

Ako naman ay isang Dyosa. Mula sa bundok ng Tralala at ako ngayon ay isunugo ng dakilang Maytama upang hanapin ang tarugong babasag sa tampipi ng aking pagkabirhen.

Abudhabi said...

Magmahalan na lang kasi tayo tutal magpapasko na naman eh. Kaya sa lahat, mahal na mahal ko kayo. Merry Christmas! I thank you.

Anonymous said...

Totoo bang malalaki ang tite ng mga katutubo? Gusto ko kasi ng malaking tarugo e. Ayoko ng dyutay. Kaya kung merong may malaking tarugo dito, post naman nyo ang number nyo. Chupain ko kayo.

Tanga-hanga said...

ANO ITO? NAGKAKAHAMUNAN NA DITO??????????? BAKIT? ANO? PANO? SINO? WALA NA AKONG KAALAM-ALAM. Bakit may abugado na si cofibean? At sinong kakasuhan? Kala ko ba sya yung tinatakot na kakasuhan? Nakupo! Iba na ito!

Anonymous said...

Wow. I never knew regularly reading this blog would be more amusing than I expected it to be.

Yeah, I guess both sides are at fault but maybe we would not have said those comments if cofibean had not provoked them.

This should not be settled by lawyers and by judges. Cofibean, I'm telling you, you're wasting your money and your honor. Ano ba naman yan. Face this yourself.

All the people are asking for is freaing respect. How could you ask, no, demand for something you cannot give? Live with what's practical. If you stop, we will too.

Anonymous said...

I think wala naman magplano siguro magfile si cofibean ng kaso eh. Kasi I read last time na merong nananakot sa kanya na magpa-file daw ng kaso. Kaya ayan. mukhang precautionary measure na nya. Sa korte naman ay walang kung sino ang nauna o nahuli eh. basta pag may ginawa ka na mali dapat mong pagdusahan yon. sa kasong ito. pareho si cofibean at ang mga callcenter agents and may mga kasalanan dahil pareho silang nagsisiraan. kaya malamang na pag natuloy sa korte ito ay maguubusan lang sila ng pera.

ME said...

Cofibean, you should have disabled your 'comments' link if you don't want anybody to react on your posts. But since you did not, you've given the readers the impression that you want to hear their opinions too. And I think the reactions you get from your readers is quite fair, judging from the fact that you keep on using terms that are offensive to them, though it may not be the same to you.

AND if you really want to make your blog PRIVATE, then you should've taken it out of the blog listing..which I assume you did not do because strangers found out about your blog.

Anothing thing, though you know it IS your right to express your opinion, you ought to know however, that this right should be exercised with proper CONTROL and RESPECT to whomever will come across this private blog. You alone are responsible for your actions; and you, likewise, are also responsible for whatever consequences you actions may lead to.

If I am not mistaken, few of the things you hate about call center people is their being lowly, unintelligent, and simple. What you should've done in the first place is NOT to lower yourself to the level of these people and get carried away with your anger, as what the masses usually do when matters don't turn out according to plan.

You often say these katutubos are 'bobos', therefore you cannot always expect them to give comments that are logical and intellectual. In the same way, since your family is of high standing in society, you should've known better how to react; even if this blog is private, can you say it guiltlessly that you have subjected these opinions within the limits of your rights and conscience, and you have given it second thoughts before publishing it?

Of course I do not expect any change of heart, but we your readers only wish that you speak out your feelings more responsibly, so that we, your readers, will likewise do the same here.

No more bad words please!

-ME

Kunsumido said...

BASTA AKO SUGGESTION KO, SA LAHAT NG NAGAGALIT, WAG NA LANG MAGBASA NG BLOG NA ITO AT WAG NYO NG IKALAT DAHIL PERSONAL BLOG NAMAN ITO NI COFIBEAN EH. SA GANUNG PARAAN AY WALANG MAGAGALIT. IKA NGA, WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WONT HURT YOU. MARAMI DIN NAMANG NAGEENJOY EH. TAKE IT AS A JOKE NA LANG. SIGURO NAMAN ALAM NYO KUNG ANO TALAGA KAYO RIGHT? KUNG HINDE TOTOO TAPOS NAGALIT KA, PARA ANO PA'T PINATULAN NYO ANG ISSUE. EDI LALO LANG LUMAKI. LET THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH NA NO.

kapamilya said...

I think cofibean is just exercising his freedom of expression and so are the others. Ang problema lang kasi sa iba ay nanakot pa na kakasuhan si cofibean kaya ayan. Lumaki pa tuloy ang gulo. Malulungkot ako pag wala na si cofibean. Naging bahagi na sya ng pamilya namin eh.

Toyota said...

This is soooo true:

BASTA AKO SUGGESTION KO, SA LAHAT NG NAGAGALIT, WAG NA LANG MAGBASA NG BLOG NA ITO AT WAG NYO NG IKALAT DAHIL PERSONAL BLOG NAMAN ITO NI COFIBEAN EH. SA GANUNG PARAAN AY WALANG MAGAGALIT. IKA NGA, WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WONT HURT YOU. MARAMI DIN NAMANG NAGEENJOY EH. TAKE IT AS A JOKE NA LANG. SIGURO NAMAN ALAM NYO KUNG ANO TALAGA KAYO RIGHT? KUNG HINDE TOTOO TAPOS NAGALIT KA, PARA ANO PA'T PINATULAN NYO ANG ISSUE. EDI LALO LANG LUMAKI. LET THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH NA NO.

Anonymous said...

Amen.

Anonymous said...

Ang dapat dito kasuhan ay yung mga tsismosong nagkalat ng blog na ito. Wala sanang gulo kung walang nakakabasa nito. Pag chismis talaga mabilis ang pinoy.

Usisero said...

Basta ako wala ako dyan. Nakikibasa lang ako dito.

Anonymous said...

Basta ako nakikitawa lang.

Anonymous said...

ei legal counsel...
walang first amendment sa pilipinas. where on earth did u study law? obviously...not here.

Anonymous said...

I think, covered yung Blogger ng law ng us since under sya ng state of California. Wala naman kasi tayong cyberlaw dito sa Pilipinas. Which really sucks.

Paralegal said...

Universal ata yung coverage ng Cyberlaw eh. It originated from US. Parang yung licenses na inooffer ng Creative Commons. Well, tama sila sa isang punto, liable din yung nagcocomment for lible since defamatory din yung nilagay nila doon. Actually, mas below the belt na nga kung tutuusin kaya may habol si cofibean na mapatunayan ang mga accusations against kung sinuman ang gustong magfile ng kaso dahil pinatulan din nila si cofibean. Lible kasi ay labanan kung sino ang nagsasabi ng totoo. But seriously, mas lamang na manalo si cofibean sa kaso dahil stated sa mga blog nya na opinion nya iyon eh because this is his personal blog nga. Unlike sa mga nagcocomment na totally ang pinagbasihan lang ay mga entries ni cofibean. And since wala pa tayong batas dito na sumasakop sa internet, pwede pa sigurong magfile ng kaso ang sinuman sa US. Pero yung email na sinend kay cofibean is another story.

Anonymous said...

cofibean, who's your legal counsel if i may ask?

Anonymous said...

Wala naman nakalagay na pangalan. Dapat nilagay ni Cofibean para mainterview. Hahahaha.

Tabi-tabi said...

Dapat ginawa dito ni cofibean sa comment box nya ay registered users lang para kita nya ang mga panglan ng nagpopost. Suggestion lang po.

quod eventum eventum said...

1. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ is a personal journal therefore the author is in the position to express his private thoughts, views and opinions.
- if this is your private thoughts, you could have chosen the option to make this blog private.. although we are free to speak of our views and opinions, we have limitations, bro..

Now, if you have plans of filing a case against my client for defamation, better think twice, because you will represent all of the individuals who posted some defamatory comments on this site which we suppose is also exercising their freedom of expression. For the law states that:

The readers' comments, entries written by guest bloggers, tips sent by email, and information provided to the general public through an RSS feed would all likely be considered information provided by another content provider. This would mean that they can also be held liable for defamatory statements contained in it.


- as far as i know, we don't have cyberlaws here in the Philippines...

just passing by...

Anonymous said...

Kaya nga covered yan ng US which is very strict about freedom of expression. Kaya kung gusto nilang yun ang kasuhan, dapat sa US sila mag-away. Ang labanan lang dito ay lible case which both parties are guilty. :)

poseur said...

best blog evah!!!

Anonymous said...

somebody here got a picture of mr. cofibean?!

Anonymous said...

Napaka controversial naman nitong blog nato. Kung satire man ito, napakacreative ng writer. Kapana-panabik ang turn of events. :)

Shaina said...

Para san mo gagamitin ng picture ni Cofibean? Dati meron sya pati yung mga kaibigan nya kaso dinelete na nya ang dami kasing makukulit dito eh.

Peacemaker said...

Ano ba kayo! Masyado nyo ng sineseryoso ito? Ano ba ito? Kung si Erap nga eh hinde nagsasampa ng kaso sa lahat ng Erap jokes, kayo pa! Sige nga mag-ubusan kayo ng pera! Naghihirap na nga ang bansa natin, away-away pa kayo. Sige na! Magbati na kayo. Yung kiss sabay hug.

Jack Cole said...

Ganun na nga lang. Sa lahat ng nag-aaccuse kay cofibean, why not file a case in court? Magiging magandang moro-moro ito. Mga mabababaw na tao, nag-aaway-away. Hahahahahahaha! Pati ba naman ang satire, pinapatulan. (",)

Anonymous said...

MARTIN WAS HERE!

Cofibean Fan, Cebu Chapter

Anonymous said...

"Para san mo gagamitin ng picture ni Cofibean? Dati meron sya pati yung mga kaibigan nya kaso dinelete na nya ang dami kasing makukulit dito eh."

this guy got pure talent of getting people hooked up with his blog. and now they're taking it up to the next level, he even hired a lawyer,,,funny that one. got my own blog but not one person left a single comment,,,maybe i should start peolpe bashing.

Anonymous said...

Ano address ng blog mo dude? Patingin.

Anonymous said...

Post mo dito baka sumikat ka din. :)

Anonymous said...

"Ano address ng blog mo dude? Patingin."

haha,,,why you wanna post some comments?! i got the lamest blog, people bashing is not my thing, sorry!

Anonymous said...

It's ok. Tutal naman ay gusto mo may bumisita right? Two weeks kayang mawawala si Cofibean. Boring na dito by that time. So ano na address?

> said...

We can make that famous like what we're doing right now with cofibean's blog!

Anonymous said...

now i'm getting the "much needed" attention. too bad for cofibean, he's gone for two weeks, i'm taking his throne now!

Anonymous said...

Hello Yellowcab.com! Pano magkakaroon ng discount card sa inyo? :)

Anonymous said...

Wow! Ang galing naman ng site na ito. Wala pang isang araw ang entry lagpas 100 na agad ang comments. The guy must be earning a lot from this.

Anonymous said...

oww.. di threaten din pala c cofibean.. ito lang yan eh..

"respect begets respect, else ma karma ka"
so kaso na kung kaso na toh..ang ganda naman nito .. exciting!

**cofibean VS. thousands of call center agents**

cool noh..just keep us poster MR. bean , i mean Cofibean...

Anonymous said...

Sobrang controversial naman nito. Daig pa si Kris Aquino. Haha!

Wakeke said...

Ayan na oh. Sino gusto mag-umpisa na magsampa ng kaso? Tamang-tama mag-aksaya tayo ng pera nagyong nalalapit na Pasko. Wakekekeke!

Anonymous said...

Bakit parang kumonti ata ngayon ang matatapang na tao?! Asan na yung iba?

Anonymous said...

Uy! Tamang-tama pwede tayo magsampa sa US ng kaso laban kay cofibean. Andun sya ngayon! Ano pang hinihintay nyo?!

> said...

Hi!

Discount cards or priveledge cards are given to individuals on special occassions. We haven't got an update yet for that. I offer discounts for loyal customers on my store. But, you might also want to ask about some discount because we can give that!!

Enjoy the pizza!!

Anonymous said...

dynlubio says...

i don't see anything wrong with being jologs, or buying ukay-ukay stuff, or being a katutubo who hasn't stepped foot outside this country of ours.

i don't see anything wrong with expressing yourself.

and you're right. this is your blog. if people don't wanna be offended by your "personal and private" thoughts (although if you ask me publishing it online will not make them private anymore) they should just stop reading it.

i'm worried about you though.

all that hate... all that issues... you must be suffering terrible ulcers by now. always find the positive side of everything. maybe then you wouldn't be so full of shit, er, hatred i mean. maybe then you would just appreciate the fact that YOU did go to a prestigious school, that YOU have uber cool "porma" (wow! isn't uber super in german?) and that YOU have a driver, eventhough he's old and useless. unlike most of us who graduated as scholars of the philippines (UP), who buy ukay-ukay stuff, who ride the MRT everyday because we're "sqautters" who work in call centers.

count your blessings, PARE! and maybe then, you'd learn how to speak engligh fluently. like me.

pogee said...

my gosh!

pogee said...

my gosh!

Anonymous said...

zzzzz....zzzzzzz..zzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

PANGET KA PA DIN COFIBEAN

Anonymous said...

Cofibean,

Let me reiterate what you so passionately write here: WE ARE CALL CENTER PEOPLE. WE ARE TELEMARKETERS. We get threats of lawsuits filed against us each and every night that we make sales calls. WE EAT THREATS OF A LAWSUIT FOR BREAKFAST. Don't flatter yourself. I don't if you can REALLY afford a lawyer to begin with. Get real, man.

-Call Center Mortal

Anonymous said...

cofibean, i like your blog. i feel different emotions when i read your blog. you hit the target, man! i'm hooked! para kang si chona, nakaka-addict. continue blogging your thoughts, i'll read it.

Anonymous said...

MAN!
I work in a call center, One of the biggest pa and I was like got surprised by your blog!(ginagaya ko na nga style mo sa writing eh)
But dude, really, you amuse me and you make my day(nights).
When I feel sleepy na I take time to read your posts and It makes so freaking awake, not because of anger but you really make me laugh. "Its like Ubercool pa" basing on the way you say and the you describe things I really wanna meet you.
I bet all the other guys here want a share of You.
Btw keep on postin, mas matapang ka pa sa kape eh!☼

baneneng said...

TAE ka cofibean!! ahahaha parang tanga si cofibean. lawyer??? astig ka! totoo ba yan?? eh ang dali dali lang ng mga pinagsasabi ng lawyer mo kuno. hay naku whatever!

super natatawa ko syo. i work in a callcenter. i dont know why you are so angsty towards these people. steoreotyping them is JUST so wrong and discriminating!

Anonymous said...

.panalo itong blog na ito.

.best blog of the year.

.kudos to cofibean.

Another Cofibean Fanatic
Makati City

Anonymous said...

may nalalaman pang lawyer tong bading na to... magpakatotoo ka sister.

Anonymous said...

takot na si cofibean.

AvalonStar said...

After reading this site, napagalaman ko na puro talaga bobo ang mga callcenter agents na against sa Cofibean persona na ito. Alam niyo kung bakit?! Puro kayo kyaw-kyaw eh hindi niyo naman alam pinagsasasabi niyo! Tulad netong isang tao dito, bading daw si Cofibean by hiring a lawyer! Eh pucha, it was just a mere response sa sinabi sa kanya na ihahabla siya. Eh kung hindi ka ba naman tanga, siyempre kukunsulta ka rin sa lawyer! Mga shunga talaga tao dito amputa. Ewan ko senyo... get a life- and a R-E-A-L JOB! Call centers are indeed for losers like you pieces of shit! Ako web designer and I really excel in what I do?! Eh kayo?! Tangina yung trabahong call center kahit nung grade one ako, mas mahihigitan ko pa kayo eh!

Stop whining, you twats... kung ayaw niyo netong blog na ito, gawa kayo sarili niyong blog pabor sa call centers! Mga bano!

Anonymous said...

Hello sister,

Hindi kita i-dedemand. What I will do is that I will have you tracked...


TO: COFIBEAN
Dearest Dude,You can be easily tracked through your IP Adress. Your IP Address is your identity on the net. Since your ip address is unique, it will tell who's your Internet Service Provider(ISP). Your ISP in turn has all your personal information. So, Cofibean... if you have read this thread, start apologyzing and delete all your posts... or better yet close this blog. We don't want you in jail.


...and I'll get all your personal info and have you hunted. I'll hire an assassin... marami na man jan na willing at 5000 pesoses. I can solicit that from my call center friends.

TO ALL CALL CENTER PEEPS-
Sinong gustong magdonate para siguradong PATAY?

Anonymous said...

TO AVALONSTAR -

sir... BOBO KA RIN PALA! pano mo nalaman na taga call center lahat ng nagpopost dito?

Anonymous said...

magiting na AVALONSTAR.......
lakas ng loob natin ah.
Web Designer, it's a loser's job naman talaga. magkano lang kinikita mo sa isang kinsena. lalampas ba ng 22K? yes, read it right. 22,000 pesos in 10 days! at kaya mo ba magtroubleshoot computer to component level???

Anonymous said...

guys ksp(kulang sa pansin)lang si cofibean baka may mga traumatic experiences sya. let her/him be. super illusionada/illusionado. puro kathang isip lang naman yung mga blogs nya. huwag nyo nang patulan. nakakaaliw nga eh. para lang kayong nagbasa ng pocketbooks hehehe. ang galing nya! click na click ang daming nahooked. abt call centers, im sure nadeny yung application nya dito. hahaha! dont get offended. kathang isip(fiction) lang mga blogs ni cofibean. masaya ito kaya lang di pwede sa mga minors. so beware ha? bad influence sa kids. strictly for adults only lalo na mga reactions. so parents out there like me please be guided accordingly. i have teenage kids na may mga sariling blogs and i do monitor their blogs. good day to all bloggers and God bless!

Kitijiko said...

Ang galing mong mag-research dudette... marunong ka palang gumamit ng Google. Ganyan din ang ginagawa ko everyday eh... i could have come up with a better outcome though... legal counsel daw??? hak hak hak... taga LA bang Lier mo, I mean Lawyer pala? Kala ko ba nasa US ka na ngayon hik hik hik... last minute changes ba dahil sa Blog Threats mo ngok ngok ngok.... Tanga rin pala Lawyer mo kung ganon... Dahil ang sinisiraan mo is a not a person naman eh... Call Center Agents db??? Panong naging defamation yon??? Well, alam na ng lawyer mo kuno ang ibig kong sabihin don kung Lawyer nga sya at hindi lier na kagaya mo hek hek hek... very amuzing ka talagang bakla ka... Sige nga anong pangalan ng atty mo at saan ang office niya??? Low class pa nga ang ginawa mong research according to blogging eh pati na yung legal cosultation mo is panis.... Could easily get that from askjeeves.com tungaw!!! lolokohin mo pa kami eh tangengot naman kayo pareho ni AVALONSTAR na drag queen. web designer ng mga damit ng agiw ng gagamba hak hak hak....AVALONSTAR change your name to spider woman nyok nyok nyok.... nagagamit mo na ba Prada Leather Jacket mo hi hi hi.... d2 ako ngayon sa Alvarado Blvd corner of Wilshire baka gusto nyo ako tsupain hi hi hi.....

Anonymous said...

kabobohan naman un kung magpapaniwala ka diyan.

Anonymous said...

akalain mo bang in-"ADD TO FAVORITES" ko 'tong site na 'to! nakakatawa kasi!

//zombie//

Anonymous said...

putang ina!kla mo kkutwa yang blog mo ha?!BAKLA ka pla e!yang nlgay mo..if i know kaw lang gumwa ng katarantaduhan na yan eh...inamu!pra kang hnd tao ah!

tndaan mo...

mdali mgng tao..pero mhirap mgpakatao!

go to hell..you BUTTHOLE...
u smell like cat's shit!!

Anonymous said...

hurray for freedom of expression.

mga nag-rereact ng malakas dyan apektado talaga kayo ano? pag nagkasalpukan na kay cofibean ako. masyado kayong nagpapaka-nazi.

kung ayaw nyo ng nababasa nyo rito, for the love of god why on earth are you even reading this blog? isipin nyo na lang, kids, kung meron kayo pag-iisip. personal blog to.

saka track daw ng ip address o. grabe, antatalino talaga ng mga kalaban mo cofibean.

idol pa rin kita cofibean. bobo ang mag-rereact.

AvalonStar said...

Mga shunga hindi ko naman sinabi na web designer lang ang work ko... developer din. Hindi ko nal ang sinabi kasi baka ikahiya mo mukha mo! Magtroubleshoot ng computer amputa... ano ka, computer technician?! Get a life! I implement Struts framework in all my projects involving JSP; also PHP in some small projects. Teka, alam mo ba yun?! Eh mukha kang shunga eh may nalalaman ka pa na component level as if naman alam mo pinagsasasabi mo eh by the looks of it, para kang bading hiding yourself sa anonymous name mo! Shunga! Ugok! Bopols! At Php22K?! Ano palagay mo sakin, loser at underpaid na katulad mo?! Shunga! Baka kinikita mo sa isang buwan, almusal ko lang sa isang araw e. SHUNGA!

At hindi ko sinabi na call center peeps lang nagpopost dito. Halata lang kako na call center peeps yung mga ibang nagpopost kasi salungat sila kay Cofibean. Gets?!

Anonymous said...

huy kung ayaw nyo ma-insulto, wag kayo magbasa dito. tsk tsk common sense.

Anonymous said...

btw, call center workers: the more you react to this blog, the more you live up to how you are portrayed in this blog. i respect call center workers. i have a sibling temping at one of the biggest call centers. but c'mon, there's nothing really wrong with this thing. you know i could write a blog that targets politicians, and do you think politicians will care? or i could make one that's meant to debase actors, and most of you who react so strongly here will probably just laugh in unison. you spend too much time on this blog. ilang posts na ba nababasa nyo rito na ganito-ganito ung sinasabi? di talaga kayo nadadala.

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't care about what other people say. I think your site's really funny and it helps people release stress. Keep it up Cofibean. Guys, kung naiinis kayo sa mga sinusulat niya, I think you shouldn't read this anymore. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

SHUNGA ka dyan AVALONSTAR!

Yup, I'm a computer technician in a call center serving American losers. I specialize in both hardware and software. I know Networking more than you know. And yes... i earn a whooping 45K a month excluding the monthly PAs and incentives that I get.

So ikaw ang SHUNGA!!! i don't know what that means but im pretty sure that that is what you badings use as expressions. BWAHAHAHAHA...

Bakit nyo pa kasi kinalaban ang mga call center agents... eh alam na alam naman natin na nandito lahat ng matatalinong katutubo.

Siguro ikaw AVALONSTAR ang bading? I've seen your and everything was bright and gay! AZZZZ INNNNN!!!

So ate, wag mo na ipagyabang yang web design na nalalaman mo... if i know, designer ka ng fashion dresses... AY KALOKA... o sha... sige na sister... nababading ako sayo! =P

Anonymous said...

Sino nagsabing matatalino ang mga taga callcenter? Kaya nga sila nadoon ay dahil wala ng ibang disenteng trabahong tumatanggap sa kanila. Ni wala nga kayong stability and security sa trabaho nyo. Sa tingin ko nga pati pamangkin kong grumaduate ng highschool eh pwede ng pumasok sa inyo eh. Di hamak na mas magaling ang pamangkin ko mang-english sa inyo. Di tulad nyo na carabao-english. I mean, you can't even converse without a script. Have a life!

PACMAN said...

kaya ba ng pamangkin mo magtroubleshoot ng computer thru his imagination? HALEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

PACMAN said...

Hindi mo siguro alam kung ano ginagawa namin sa call center. Magresearch ka muna tol bago ka magsalita manghusga. Halata na mang wala ka ring pinag-aralan tulad ng pamangkin mo!

PACMAN said...

ISA PA.

CHECK THE UPPER RIGHT PORTION OF YOUR SCREENS AT COFIBEAN'S HOMEPAGE. THERE'S A DIAGONAL STRIP WITH A URL ON IT SAYING "MAKEPOVERTYHISTORY.ORG". TANGGALIN MO KAYA YAN COFIBEAN. IT'S AGAINST THE IDEOLOGY THAT YOU'RE PROMOTING ON THIS BLOG. TOTAL MARAMI KA NAMANG PERA. PATANGGAL MO YAN!

Kitijiko said...

binura mo na naman ang last two comments mong bading ka!!!! Siguro dinagukan ka na naman ng tatang mong si Mang Tonyo ano??? Nawalan kc sya ng trabaho dahil sa ginawa mong bulilyaso sa Anak ng amo nya na magsa-shopping sana sa ATC.

Anong eroplano ka ngayon nakasakay "PAL" ba? ha ha ha PALamunin,
PALaboy, PALpak, PALyado, disPALinghado!!!! nya ha ha haaaa...

Ang nanay moy naglalaba... ang tatay moy lampa...galing sya sa mental... wala pang kita... ikaw ay namamakla, nanunupa pa... walang matuluyan... san ka pupunta???

baka naman sa Los ANGELES Pampanga ang punta mo hik hik hik.... may Call Center din don...they accept Janitors.... kaya lang baka di ka matangap kc 4 years course minimum din ang mga janitor don eh ha ha ha ....

di ako mayaman na kagaya mo kaya dito na lang ako sa Palm Springs California tumira.... sarap sana sa Pilipinas eh konting trabaho daming pahinga pero buhay ka pa rin ng maginhawa... Dito na syoke ka dalawa na ang trabaho mo gipit ka parin... Lam mo bang ang pinakamalaking kita na trabaho dito eh yung may TIP??? Tulad ng waitres, valley parker, cocktail server, card dealer at marami pang mas mababang klase kumpara sa Call Center Agents... Ano ngayon tingin mo sa mga ito... Pinaka-mababa is Care Giver... bka naman pupunta ka dito para mag care giver ha??? kawawa ka naman...

Sa mga bagong dating na pilipino d2, care giving ang bagsak nila na isinusuka na ng karamihan... at kung sino pa ang mga bagong dating, sila pa ang mga mayayabang. Parang madadagdagan na naman sila ng isa pang bakla...

Mag tagalog ka na lang kasi... halata namang wala kang pinag aralan ehhh...

gudlak na lang sayo...

Kung kelangan mo ng tulong here's my #... 760-343-2126 of course you have to dial 1 first para maka-connect. Huwag kang tatanga-tanga d2 ha??? kundi... care giver ang bagsak mong bakla ka ha h ha....

Fleeb said...

Guys, this is cofibean's blog. If you don't like it, then don't visit it.

Anonymous said...

I THINK YOU NEED TO BE ADMITTED TO A MENTALLY RETARDED HOSPITAL AND ADMITTED AS A FIRST CLASS PATIENT, NA NAKASUKSUK YUNG DEXTROSE SA ULO.

AvalonStar said...

Hoy anonymousupot! Angas mo pucha shunga lang hindi mo pa alam amputa! Ikaw ata bading diyan eh... hindi lang bading, bopols pa! Tapos ipagmamalaki mo sa akin ang kakarampot mo na sinasahod na, magkano ba yun?! 44K?! In Philippine Peso?! You know what?! Kapal ng mukha mo iassume kung magkano sinasahod ko eh pucha transpo allowance ko lang pala sahod mo, kulang pa. And the kind of job you have?! Aysus... pucha ano yun?! Technician ka kamo ng hw at sw ng kano?! Ano ginagawa mo? Paginstall/uninstall ng MS Word at pagtuturo kung papaano gamitin card reader?! Pucha... YOU ARE STILL MEDIOCRE! Get a real job, loser! Nakakahiya ka. Teka ilang taon ka na ba?! 30?! 40?! Tangina, do yourself a favor and fuck your neighbor's grandma. Puro ka dada, eh BOBO, TANGA AT WALA KA NAMAN PALANG BINATBAT! Puro ka kywa-kyaw, eh wala ka naman palang alam amputa!

I bet simpleng Fibonacci app or Palindrome app hindi mo kayang gawin. Hello World application nga ata, hindi ka makagawa eh! BANO! BOPOLS! SUPOT!

AvalonStar said...

And btw, the word "WHOPPING" is more suitable in your sentence... not "WHOOPING". Shucks. Bopols talaga amputa. Whopping na pala sayo ang Php45K. Nakakaawa ka. Doblehin ko na lang sahod mo libre bahay pagkain, dilaan mo itlog ng aso namin 4 hours a day. In ka?! Bet your idiotic brain is already considering the offer right now...

Anonymous said...

ang angas nman ng isang ito. pareho kayong mga gago.

Anonymous said...

I Love You, Cofibean!!!!!!!!!!!

You are the best!!!!!!

Waheheheheheheheheee !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

kapwa piipino nagbibiritan, tigil nyo na yan, kawawa naman tayong mga pilipino, wer like a sinking ship.

Anonymous said...

basta marangal ang trabaho, ok na un, dun sa mga magaganda ang posisyon dyan, wag masyadong mayabang, baka madapa kayo.

Anonymous said...

PUTANG-INA NYONG LAHAT!!! MGA WALA KAUNG KWENTA!! MGA COFIBEAN FANATIC!! BWISIT!!

Anonymous said...

PAKSHET!! CGE AWAY LANG KAYO.. you add spice on this blog! mas kumikita ang PAPANSING c COFIBEAN!! TAeNA mo cOfIbEaN

-KATUTUBONGCHUVANER from a CALLCENTER

purplephoenix23 said...

GOOD DAY!

I would like to make my unsolicited comment about this infamous blog. I hope everybody will read it.

I quote:

1.

“2. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ was created on October 1, 2005 by the author, cofibean, whom decided to blog anonymously which is perfectly legal.

The Supreme Court has repeatedly upheld the First Amendment right to speak anonymously: "author is generally free to decide whether or not to disclose his or her true identity. The decision in favor of anonymity may be motivated by fear of economic or official retaliation, by concern about social ostracism, or merely by a desire to preserve as much of one's privacy as possible. Whatever the motivation may be...the interest in having anonymous works enter the marketplace of ideas unquestionably outweighs any public interest in requiring disclosure as a condition of entry. Accordingly, an author's decision to remain anonymous, like other decisions concerning omissions or additions to the content of a publication, is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment."

ASSUMING arguendo that COFIBEAN’s lawyer EXISTS, his liar err lawyer is as MORONIC as his client. His lawyer should be disbarred and be stricken off from the roll of attorneys. WHAT FIRST AMMENDMENT HE IS TALKING ABOUT? Obviously COFIBEAN is confused with the US FEDERAL CONSTITUTION with the PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION. He is citing a foreign law which is grossly erroneous and manifestly inapplicable in the case at bar. AS A FILIPINO CITIZEN, it is our duty to know our PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION, the SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND. Instead of citing the FIRST AMENDMENT of the US Federal Constitution, he should have cited Section 3 of Article 3 of the Philippine Constitution 1.

MOREOVER, NO LAWYER WILL ENTERTAIN ANY DISPUTE ARISING UNDER THIS BLOG. BELIEVE ME. It’s so damn cheap.


2.

”3. http://cofibean.blogspot.com/ resides on a public server which is Blogger.com, which is an easy-to-use website in publishing users thoughts and at the same time interact with people, which is given to the public for free. Blogger is located in San Francisco therefore covered by the US Federal Law section 230 which states that "No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." This federal law preempts any state laws to the contrary: "[n]o cause of action may be brought and no liability may be imposed under any State or local law that is inconsistent with this section." The courts have repeatedly rejected attempts to limit the reach of Section 230 to "traditional" Internet service providers, instead treating many diverse entities as "interactive computer service providers."”

AGAIN, LAW 101 should be in place here. COFIBEAN has the time to make blogs but don’t have time to research and cite the proper legal materials. In the Philippines, the counter part of the aforementioned provision is found in Section 30 of the E-Commerce Act.

I quote:

“xxx no person or party shall be subject to any civil or criminal liability in respect of the electronic data message or electronic document for which the person acting as s service provider as defined in section 5 merely provides xxx

Provided further, that nothing in this Section shall affect: xxx

c. Any obligation imposed under any written law;

d. The civil liability of any party to the extent that such liability forms the basis for injunctive relief issued by the court under any law xxx”

(I emphasize)


We have a general rule and exceptions.

It is very clear from the above quoted law that INTERNET USER IS NOT EXONERATED from making defamatory remarks in the internet. OTHERWISE, OUR LAWS WILL BE RENDERED NUGATORY FOR FAILURE TO CONDEMN SUCH ACT.

Furthermore, we are not talking about ISP’s liability. We are talking here COFIBEAN’s liability for defamation which can be brought through an ordinary civil action for damages 2 .

Finally, not because BLOGGER IS LOCATED in San Francisco, COFIBEAN applies the US Federal Law in the issue at bar notwithstanding the fact that HE RESIDES here in the Philippines and therefore he is governed by Philippine Laws 3.


3.

““We would like to thank the individual for airing that concern. But we would like to clarify some things:

DEFAMATION:
The basic idea of defamation law is simple. It is an attempt to balance the private right to protect one's reputation with the public right to freedom of speech. Defamation law allows people to sue those who say or publish false and malicious comments.

There are two types of defamation.
* Oral defamation -- called slander -- for example comments or stories told at a meeting or party.
* Published defamation -- called libel -- for example a newspaper article or television broadcast. Pictures as well as words can be libellous.””

Our Philippine Revised Penal Code provides for the ELEMENTS of the crimes oral defamation and libel in order for an accused to be convicted thereof 4 . If he really has a lawyer, he should have divulged this kind of information. This is BASIC IN LEGAL PRACTICE. It only shows COFIBEAN’s (and his hypothetical lawyer’s) GROSS IGNORANCE about the law. HE IS FOOLING NO ONE.

4.

“Anything that injures a person's reputation can be defamatory. If a comment brings a person into contempt, disrepute or ridicule, it is likely to be defamatory.
* You tell your friends that the boss is unfair. That's slander of the boss.
* You write a letter to the newspaper saying a politician is corrupt. That's libel of the politician, even if it's not published.
* You say on television that a building was badly designed. That's libel due to the imputation that the architect is professionally incompetent, even if you didn't mention any names.
* You sell a book that contains defamatory material. That's spreading of a defamation.

Obviously, we are being accused of published defamation because of some personal views that were expressed. xxx””

It’s really hard to prove defamation in the internet, more so here in the Philippines where we don’t have any jurisprudence regarding the said matter. It’s really a matter of evidence proving the criminal or civil liability of a defendant.


FINAL WORDS:

I don’t understand why you people are so deeply affected by the writings of this person. For me, it’s ridiculous to entertain him if not plain self-degrading. Do you not see that COFIBEAN really enjoys this? You are feeding his already inflated ego with your enraged provocations. When I read some of his blogs, it’s like I’m reading Paris Hilton’s saving my tongue to speak baluktot English. It made me laugh somehow. You have the freedom not to read yet still you choose otherwise. So much of our pain is self-inflicted (sigh!). No matter how offensive his writings maybe, you should not have stoop to his level.

Now you know how pointless it is to make damn patol to this guy, COFIBEAN.

Am not making away to you ha… I’m just correcting the errors of your imaginary legal counsel.

Take care, COFIBEAN. I really mean it. Honest!

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire


1 “No person shall be passed abridging the freedom of speech, of expression, or the press xxx”

2 Art. 33. Civil Code “In cases of defamation, fraud, and physical injuries a civil action for damages, entirely separate and distinct from the criminal action, may be brought by the injured party. xxx”

3 Art. 14. Civil Code “Penal laws and those of public security and safety shall be obligatory upon all who live or sojourn in the Philippine territory, subject to the principles of public international law and to treaty stipulations.
Art. 15. Civil Code “Laws relating to family rights and duties, or to the status, condition and legal capacity of persons are binding upon citizens of the Philippines, even though living abroad.”

4 Art. 353. RPC. Definition of libel. — A libel is public and malicious imputation of a crime, or of a vice or defect, real or imaginary, or any act, omission, condition, status, or circumstance tending to cause the dishonor, discredit, or contempt of a natural or juridical person, or to blacken the memory of one who is dead.
Art. 355. RPC> Libel means by writings or similar means. — A libel committed by means of writing, printing, lithography, engraving, radio, phonograph, painting, theatrical exhibition, cinematographic exhibition, or any similar means, shall be punished by prision correccional in its minimum and medium periods or a fine ranging from 200 to 6,000 pesos, or both, in addition to the civil action which may be brought by the offended party.

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Sus galing ah, may lawyer pa! anyway, wag kayo maniwala mga "katutubos" especially si Joel Aguilar na pwede kang makasuhan ng whatever kasi nagcomment ka ng masama sa blog ni cofibean. Alam ninyo, kahit galing pa yang sa isang valid email address na nakasulat ang pangalan mo, di ka pa rin pwedeng kasuhan. Kung talagang magsasampa ng demanda si cofibean laban sa nananakot sa kanya, eh di, sabihin mo nalang Joel na hindi galing sa yo yun. Ganun lang yun, sabi ng lawyer namin.

Pag talagang umabot sa korte, wag mong akuin, ganun lang. Pag inako mo, ibang usapan na yan.

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

kitijiko, ganda ng tira mo!
avalonstar, kapatid mo ba si cofibean? parang magkalahi kayo sa hambog ah!

someone said...

You know people, we must stop posting offensie comments. I know, kaya nga comment ang tawag, pero blog niya 'to. And may tinatawag tayong Freedom of Speech at lahat tayo meron nun. Let us stop him. Buhay niya 'to. He may do or write or whatever he wants kasi may kalayaan siya.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! me pa lawyer lawyer pa ha! o, wer so scared! bobo! nakakatawa kyong dalawa! A F F E C T E D! HAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, LAWYER and LEGAL COUNSEL your ass!!!

Poor pathetic wanna-be is getting really scared now...

IN YOUR FACE FAG!

Bwahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

purplephoenix23 said:

I quote:

1.
"Mistah said...
I would like to make some corrections to the first year law student who made the comment above. You need to brush up on your Law 101 honey:"

xxx

"Do I need to elaborate on that?"

----> YES. To give credit to your contention you should elaborate further.

BTW, Under the Rules on Electronic evidence, electronic messages cannot be used in criminal proceedings...

2.
"Basically, I do understand that you don't have any idea on where this rather "cheap case" as you call it came from. You just rushed onto writing the first thing that came into your mind without even checking first all the FACTS before concluding something. That is very UNETHICAL and would win for your client some gold bars of prison. It only showed your GROSS IGNORANCE OF THE LAW as you put it."

----> Am only commenting about the errors of his imaginary lawyer about citing the wrong legal provisions and not the Facts that lead to this defamatory controversy.

3.

xxx

"Well, that is why they need lawyers like us to prove whether someone is indeed guilty of a crime or not. xxx"

----> MISTAH, if you are really a lawyer, please enlightened us with these legal issues, please?

4.

"Now, all I need for you to do is to study all the facts first and brush up on your LAW 101 as you call it before making any legal comments. It is kinda CHEAP kasi."

----> I rest my case your honor. This is my last comment here.

LASTLY, Am very sorry if I gave you the impression I'm a lawyer. I'm flattered. Seriously.

PMLT said...

avalonstar. siyet bilib na sana ko sayo... kaya lang wala kang ugali... fuck you dude... magsama kau ni cofibean! go fuck yourselves! good thing he has a playmate in you! oh, by the way, what's with you and your salary thingie? 45thou for transpo? uwian ito! to and from 'pinas everyday... get a life man.

plus live up to your site's rules...
"Bryan’s Rules to Safe Commenting:

Childish behavior and/or uneducated people will not be tolerated. I have the right to edit comments and take lives if the rules are broken"

look who's uneducated now, dumbass! sheesh... people see you in a different way here man. not the web developer you're claiming to be. Avalonstar, Web developer? nah... Poser seems to be more appropriate...

cheers!

petra said...

hoy bakla yung lipstick asan na?!?..leche ka..akala ko ull drop to my flat lng...yun pla bitbit mo na lipstick ko...

caalll meeee nooowwww....grrrr...

call center agent said...

i'm a callcenter agent and mga ka team mate ko binabasa namin yung blog ni cofibean but the thing is sa halip na mainis kami natawa pa kami...ewan ko ba i guess this is just made up and i dont know, we just dont take offense kasi wala lang...di kami affected.. so guys just enjoy this made up blog and for the heck of it... i salute callcenter agents i am one and i am proud of it... dahil we all know within ourselves kung gano kahirap maging agent especially tech support having to deal with you-know-what-callers... so just take this as light as possible and enjoy this...tada....

Anonymous said...

This blog was really nice to read especially everything that cofibean represented as a... erm... different individual. Now, this "legal thing" changes everything. Nakakawalang gana na dahil umabot pa sa legal-legal stuff na yan. This thing started kung di sa ibang mga call center agents dyan na sobra mag-react. I mean, come on guys, don't tell me you're taking this seriously. Have an open mind for heaven's sake. This ain't that offensive, actually, it's rather funny. At least we get to read someone else's point of view about something, you guys are just mad because it's negative and it's all about call center agents. I myself am a call center agent pero whenever I read this blog, it makes me laugh and try to think na cofibean's just referring to "some" agents and not to all of us. Makes me think na maybe he's right, there are other people in our line of work na ganun nga ang ginagawa. Guys naman, not because there's a rotten tomato in the basket doesn't prove that the whole bunch is like that.

Tama na nga yan, let's just read/create/enjoy blogging and go on with our own lives.

Anonymous said...

wahahaa! dude, you are so gay! *LMAO

Anonymous said...

Yeah way to go dude! Bilib ako sa iyo. Don't mind these fuckers! They are just all inggit.

just call me cyril said...

Hello to someone who's reading this,

well, i go for cofibean. Honestly, nandidire rin ako sa mga amoy lupang hampaslupa sa tabi-tabi..well, ano namang masama kung mag-express ka ng opinions mo diba? duh! blog na nga..bwahaha..dami nga talagang bobo sa pinas. What? don't tell me ne magkakadeath-threats din ako..lol:)..well, i don't like to offend someone..lalo na yung mga anti-cofibean..pero all i can say is, the key to this situation is respect. so we just have to live with the fact that..we don't fucking care about what people say..we sure have our rights..well well.. definitely enjoyed reading your blog mr. cofibean. keep posting some more articles to read. and btw, you might like to consider finding a god layout for your blog. I suggest you add some more cofibean-touch..


peace to all^_^

Dyoza said...

Oh my siguro I am so uber late to comment on this post.. hahaha.. but still i insist!!! Super cool talaga Go cofi.. do your thang!!! harharhar!! ANG ASAR TALO!!! You see guys... ang pikon.. BOBO.. go ahead sue me too..
Nice blog post cofi,....