Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Insomniac

I'm finding a hard time to get some tulog now. My grandmama once told me na someone must be making isip of me if I find it hirap daw to get some sleep. And there's only one pangalan that popped in my head right agad... Ysabelle. Ano kaya doing ni Ysabelle right now aside from thinking about me? Siguro she's imagining some naughty stuff na we're doing kasi, that's what I'm thinking before I hit the sack kanina. Naughty me. Haha! Damn naman kasi Ysabelle for being sooo fucking pretty. Hay! Can't wait until January pa to visit her. I really miss her terribly na kasi. Now my head is really sakit because of all the kaiisip of her.

Anyways, the meeting with the Japanese firm went well naman kanina. I caught pa nga the panget secretary staring at my face during the meeting. Kadiri talaga her face no. It's like she was drooling na because maybe she got mesmerized with my uber good looks kanina and killer getup. I am wearing kasi my Z Zegna suit with an iridescent stripped undershirt na rin by the same brand. Tapos my cheeks are still red pa because of the obagi treatment I've been doing lately. Kulang na lang for me to tell her na "Asa pa you no! As if naman I'll make patol to just a secretary. The hell!" Siguro that'll teach her to stick na lang to her own kind. As in social-climber in the flesh talaga pare. Kadire her no?

After the meeting, stupid Mang Tonyo was nowhere to be found. Shit talaga that old useless guy. He should have told me na he'll buy something lang sa drugstore nearby para naman I haven't waited for him like tanga sa baba ng building no. I bet he bought a bottle of poison na and he will drink it all to himself to give an end na to his inate katutubo stupidity. Siguro nga tama lang yun no para my stupid mom will change na that old guy. He's like dapat retired na kaya. So my aura got sira na naman diba. Good thing I'm taking prozac na lately. which reminds me na tomorrow nga pala I'll be having my kidney profile to be submitted to Dra. Munoz of Belo. Kelangan kasi yun for my Roac medication.

Tapos I've realized why the hell I am wasting my time erasing some comments here eh I'm not affected naman. The hell with the person posting the Odyssey. Post to sawa all you want you fag. As if naman I care! Hahaha! Loser! As in major loser! Pathetic talaga. The comment system is all yours. Post all you want you bobo stupid orc. Maybe if I'll let you post up to sawa, you'll just drop dead because you have exhausted na your little brain from overworking by mere posting. Hahaha! That would be a nice scenario. Current earth minus one stupid orc and another million to go! Why naman kasi you are spreading like germs eh. I mean wala naman money sa callcenters right? So please don't make yabang ok? You are only making peanuts compared to me no. Hay! Stop na nga. Nonsense naman to talk about you because wala naman you all sense kausap eh not unless I put a script here on what your response would be. Hahaha! Pathetic.

Tama na muna that for now. Will try again to catch some shut eye.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Drug dependent freak!

Anonymous said...

Bwhahahaah!!!
Salamat. You made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

geesshh you have to buy pa those stuff to make you look gwapo? dapat hindi na,that is if your really GWAPO no?!and stop calling your driver stupid no, in one way or another magiging OLD ka din no? and when you die, your UBER cool looks will agnas na no,kase those worms and insects will eat your FLESH!but if your planning to preserve your body like marcos that's a major EEWWWWW he looks sooo kadire kaya, dapat lang yon sa mga people LIKE YOU,and I've read your blog, caffeinrush? duhh! ngayon your making malaki na your UBER rich na eh before you can't afford an INTERNET CARD! you have to ask pa your mom and your stupid girlfriend PATHETIC

Anonymous said...

geesshh you have to buy pa those stuff to make you look gwapo? dapat hindi na,that is if your really GWAPO no?!and stop calling your driver stupid no, in one way or another magiging OLD ka din no? and when you die, your UBER cool looks will agnas na no,kase those worms and insects will eat your FLESH!but if your planning to preserve your body like marcos that's a major EEWWWWW he looks sooo kadire kaya, dapat lang yon sa mga people LIKE YOU,and I've read your blog, caffeinrush? duhh! ngayon your making malaki na your UBER rich na eh before you can't afford an INTERNET CARD! you have to ask pa your mom and your stupid girlfriend PATHETIC

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha...

i wonder how many comments this post will generate...

Anonymous said...

I love you, cofibean! I'm so horny na! Make chupa mo na ako and lets make orgy with other super baklas like you!!! Siyet no! Kaya pala you are so super gwapo because of your medicine. Why don't you make inom naman of viagra so your little putotoy will make stand naman and might go make laki of your tinky winky naman. It will like make tulong to me when we do our loving moments. I love you, cofibean! Mwah!

- cofibean's 2nd puta

Gustave Flaubert said...

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN, BAKIT MO DINELETE YUNG IBANG COMMENTS DITO? BAKIT NAGING 7 NA LANG ULIT? MARAMI NA DIN YUN HA KAHIT NA MAY NAGPOST NG MAHABANG SPAM.

Anonymous said...

fucktard.

oink oink wang said...

hey peepzzz....

i reaaly missed u ol..

looks like i've missed alot of things in cofibean's blog..
and oohhh...i'm just wonderin why xumai and kitten were missing..what could have happened to them??

oh by the way..i am very happy that they got lost na...ahahah..

Anonymous said...

oi egghead - may napansin ako sayo - isa ka tlgang impostor... Mahilig ka pa lang manuod ng kampanerang kuba LOL!!!! Bkit? kase cnong lalaki kaya ang magtatatwag sknyang lola ng grandmama??? eh dba sa kampanerang kuba yun ang twag ng mga madre sa lola nila - sabi ko na nga ba sobra-sobra ka na ilusyon eh... HOY GISING!!!!

**wicked**

Anonymous said...

chances are, you'd be reading this...

chances are, you are stupid...

chances are, you'd get affected...

chances are, you're not even aware of your stupidity...

chances are, you're hopeless...

Anonymous said...

BAKIT NAWALA ANG MGA DATING COMMENTS DITO SA ENTRY NA TO? MAY KUKUNIN SANA AKONG CEL NOS NI DYOSA. SHIT NAMAN!

BAKIT DINELETE LAHAT YUN? TANGINA KA TALAGA COFIBEAN. WALA KANG MAGAWANG MATINO. ISAMA MO ANG KAMPON MONG SI DAVE GROHL. MAGCHUPAAN NA LANG KAYONG DALAWA! PUNYETA!

Anonymous said...

^--hindi ito address book fucker ka naman noh, like you are so bobo..

Anonymous said...

sus...bakla ka lang eh...

Anonymous said...

Dapat siguro sayo, matulog ka ng wala ng gisingan.

Anonymous said...

So true --->

Anonymous said...
chances are, you'd be reading this...

chances are, you are stupid...

chances are, you'd get affected...

chances are, you're not even aware of your stupidity...

chances are, you're hopeless...

Anonymous said...

bakit less than most of the blogs ang comments sa entry na ito?

Anonymous said...

Roacutane? Di ba pang severe case lang yan ng acne? Yuck!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, wag mo na lang pansinin ang mga nasty comments. Inggit lang ang mga yan sayo.

Brini Maxwell ang drama ng mga yan. Lol!

Anonymous said...

Bobo!

Anonymous said...

Ayos. Ilan pa kaya mga katulad mo? Hm... susubaybayan ko ang iyong "blogger"

dbsk-hero said...

hahahaha, na-miss ko to ah.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha! kakawa tuwa,
chong, famous ka na sa internet sa pinoy community, rich or not rich, ma pa uber man o hinde, mapa masa man o hindi, ok to ah, keep it up.

Anonymous said...

please why dont post my sex stories!! to those who read this pls vote sex stories real or fake or this bullshit

Anonymous said...

post sex stories ....more fun than this..boring to tiong, ate, watever

Anonymous said...

i agree, change your writing style, become depraved, sexually evil and twisted - you fag!!Cmon PENTHOUSE FORUM!!!

Anonymous said...

bwah hahahaahah.... member ka pala ng mga freaks who needs a shrink..... ahahahaha...... take ka pa ng prozac...... bweheheheeh

Anonymous said...

cofibean! tama.. you dont have to erase all the comments in your blog... paki ba nila..! i mean,,, your just expressing what you want ,,,......

Anonymous said...

Do you have severe acne? how come you're taking roaccutane?