Saturday, November 05, 2005

Downtown LA

Saw the movie na. It was so katawa talaga but not as hilarious as the European Gigolo we saw last month (I stand corrected on that one pare.) The only mabuti thing about the movie is that we shared the same sentiments against the callcenter orcs. I mean, callcenters agents are really annoying naman talaga eh. It's like parang even when you hang up on them, they keep on talking pa rin on the other side. Weird no? I mean, why naman I am getting tons of rebuttal on my opinion na they are all bobo and baho pa if what I'm saying is totoo naman right? As if naman I care diba? The hell no.

Kanina nga pala we visited downtown LA kasi I'm really itching na to do some shopping. Dapat sana we will go to Malibu kaso the traffic was really heavy daw on the PCH so we went na lang to downtown LA instead. At least doon kahit na traffic, ok pa rin the destination. I am with two of my cousins acting as my tourist guide and alalay. Lols! So yun na nga diba, we went first to Disney Concert Hall, which is kinda boring kaya we made lipat agad to the fashion district which is like outlined with endless small shops full of clothings that were made din daw from the buildings nearby. I have seen some katutubos pa nga selling some chicherias there. So I pity na lang them. I have a puso naman no so I even bought a hotdog pa nga wrapped in bacon to show pa my awa. It's like donation na lang for her to make padala the money I spent to her offspring sa pinas. I made shopping pero konti lang. Will reserve the ultimate shopping at the end of my vacation na lang.

Right after the fashion district is the Jewelry lane on Broadway. Kaso I'm not fond naman of jewelries so I bought na lang a burrito from a mexican resto doon. Uber bilis lang kasi I can't stand the blaring sakit sa tenga na Mexican music thats playing e.

Tapos we went to China town which is now booming with bars that are quite trendy na. My cousin told me pa nga na the area was bulldozed daw before to make way for the Dodger Stadium. Which gives me an idea, why not kaya the Philippine goverment bulldoze na lang all the squatters area in Metro Manila to give way to some architectures like a stadium tapos have all the katutubos work in there as janitors, vendors and alalays. E di mas maganda pa pinas. Kasi that way, mawawala na all the baho skwakkwaks sa metro. Damn, why naman kasi some goverment officials can't think like I do e di sana wala na sanitation problem there no. I bet, almost 99.9% of the orcs will be homeless na by then. Damn! I'm so talino talaga.

On our way home, I bought Tita Mitchy a bouquet of flowers as a thank you daw from my mom for taking care of our house sa LA. Tomorrow nga pala is the event at Canoga Park. Kaso I'm so tamad to attend events like that naman eh. Ang dami kayang baho people there tapos icky pa their sweating bodies no. I don't want to brush shoulders with them kaya. Siguro pwede pa if they are giving some gas mask at the event.

Siguro yun na muna for now. Will keep you guys posted na lang bukas.

I receive nga pala an email from Ysabelle. I'm kinda happy now. Iba talaga pag tumibok ang heart. :)

126 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg!i can't believe a person like you exists!you're soo pathetic.even the way you talk is full of crap.

you will have your match in KARMA.

Anonymous said...

wala kang kuwenta! kung ayaw mong makakita ng mga "katutubo" jan sa kinalalagyan mo umalis ka na jan o kaya bumili ka na lang ng spaceship tapos lumayas ka na sa mundo para wala ka na talagang makita kahit sino.... pati mga pinsan mo ginagawa mong alalay? nakakaawa ka naman talaga... masyado ka matapobre..... at kung ayaw mong makakita ng mga squatter paalisin mo na lang kaya sila don tapos ikaw na mismo magpabulldozer ng bahay nila..... o kaya para wala ka nang makitang mahihirap bayaran mo na lang utang ng Pilipinas! hahaha! feeling mo naman super bango mo na? bakit dahil sa mga pabango mong d&g, chanel, gucci, at kung anu ano pa!!!! for your information kacheapan lang yang pinaggagawa mo dahil pinagyayabang mo yang mga branded whatever mong yan...kayang kaya naming bumili nyan! ndi lang ikaw no! you're so pathetic talaga! kawawa naman ang mga magulang mo dahil ganyan ka! you're so cheap naman dahil ipinagyayabang mo pa yung kinain mong burrito at yung hotdog...... dapat hindi ka kumakain ng ganun kung super yaman mo...ay mali! kahit mayaman kumakain ng ganun pwera lang sa katulad mong super walang kwenta... nakakaawa ka naman talaga..... you're so cheap talaga ever.... and sabi mo gwapo ka? kung gwapo ka i post mo pic mo dito sa blog...malay mo pagkaguluhan ka pa ng mga "cheap" na callcenter agents na babae! hahaha! para kang bakla kung magsalita.... at napakaimmature mo! walang may kailangan sau dito sa mundo ok? gud day!

nick said...

hi cofibean,

i never have something against you even if you call me a callcenter whatever. but your 4th paraghraph bothers me. i do believe your a filipino and the thought of you making such comments on other filipinos is why we never prosper and we are always in the gutter. its this type of apathy that brings us no where. we should be helping each other instead of bringing them down.

i was amused by the 1st posts but now it seems like everything is a staged attack. if you're a writer trying to let people see how badly our country has been for the past few years, by trying to compare our country with another country, and telling us that work/money generated by the callercentes is not needed then there nothing inspiring about this. it will only bring rage.

but i know this comment will never amount to anything. cause this is all a publicity. next thing we will know your already on the front page of every newspaper and being talked about in the whole philippines. and i congratulate you for that since you have done a good job.

this is my 2 cents. and i hope your lawyer respects it, just as i respect your opinion.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.... you talk like gay... oh no, sorry for the gay community if it is an insult for them...

Anyway, I'm not sure kung baket mo to ginagawa...hm...para galitin mga pinoy and hell para patunayan sa mga taong gaya mo na may pag asa pa bansa natin???Hmmm...nice try, pero this post is too outrageous i find it fake and solely intended to annoy us.

and the way you talk.... funny!

Kung sinasadya mo tong pagsusulat, well then i think it's indeed an effective way. So keep on posting, i believe it's a good strategy.

but the way you talk.... funny!

Pero kung hinde, TANG INA MO KA. You better be careful posting any personal infos or I'll hunt you down someday and have you castrated.You ORC.

and the way you talk... damn, you are so...nevermind mwahahahah!!

Anonymous said...

hello? whateVERRRR? Ok, first of all this guy has some good points, hes just being honest with what he see nowadays, call center people are feeling mayaman, sosyal and trying to level up with the altasociosodad kuno! hello? daba?try to hangout with coffe shops and notice a lot of these people are "FEELING rich just bec theyre working and earning big in their call center jobs" This is just a wake up call for all of you posers! tamaan wag magalit! secondly dont make patol to this so called " CONO, BRENT, ATENEO, CALIFORNIA, GUY KUNO!" HELLO? as if halata that he knows everything whats happening in the philippines including the magbobote and junk shops na you can make pakilo? its so obvious, magaling mangasar and manglait itong taong to! maraming naasar and nagalit sa mga tinamaang call center people! hes a good writer, feeling ko he has a column from a magazine or a book about philippine culture. and di nyo lang alam hes laughing real hard everytime he sees threats, bad comments and muras from you guys na pumapatol and nagaaksaya ng oras na magcomment back dito? hello! grow up! kung di kayo affected go on with your life, daba? dont make aksaya any useless comments for this person. kawawa naman kayo call center people affected masyado! if i were you dont pretend to be someone else just like this person, trying to get the latest cellphone from greenhills, signature clothes na sometimes imitation pa! trying to speak with a twang just to make papansin when youre in a cofeeshop! hay naku! sana you can read this, to wake up your senses! this person are inventing stuff to have an issue against the mayayaman and mahihirap! hay naku you katutubos and orcs! BWAWAHAHAHA! thats so funny! skwakwaks!

Anonymous said...

hello? whateVERRRR? Ok, first of all this guy has some good points, hes just being honest with what he see nowadays, call center people are feeling mayaman, sosyal and trying to level up with the altasociosodad kuno! hello? daba?try to hangout with coffe shops and notice a lot of these people are "FEELING rich just bec theyre working and earning big in their call center jobs" This is just a wake up call for all of you posers! tamaan wag magalit! secondly dont make patol to this so called " CONO, BRENT, ATENEO, CALIFORNIA, GUY KUNO!" HELLO? as if halata that he knows everything whats happening in the philippines including the magbobote and junk shops na you can make pakilo? its so obvious, magaling mangasar and manglait itong taong to! maraming naasar and nagalit sa mga tinamaang call center people! hes a good writer, feeling ko he has a column from a magazine or a book about philippine culture. and di nyo lang alam hes laughing real hard everytime he sees threats, bad comments and muras from you guys na pumapatol and nagaaksaya ng oras na magcomment back dito? hello! grow up! kung di kayo affected go on with your life, daba? dont make aksaya any useless comments for this person. kawawa naman kayo call center people affected masyado! if i were you dont pretend to be someone else just like this person, trying to get the latest cellphone from greenhills, signature clothes na sometimes imitation pa! trying to speak with a twang just to make papansin when youre in a cofeeshop! hay naku! sana you can read this, to wake up your senses! this person are inventing stuff to have an issue against the mayayaman and mahihirap! hay naku you katutubos and orcs! BWAWAHAHAHA! thats so funny! skwakwaks!

Anonymous said...

hello? whateVERRRR? Ok, first of all this guy has some good points, hes just being honest with what he see nowadays, call center people are feeling mayaman, sosyal and trying to level up with the altasociosodad kuno! hello? daba?try to hangout with coffe shops and notice a lot of these people are "FEELING rich just bec theyre working and earning big in their call center jobs" This is just a wake up call for all of you posers! tamaan wag magalit! secondly dont make patol to this so called " CONO, BRENT, ATENEO, CALIFORNIA, GUY KUNO!" HELLO? as if halata that he knows everything whats happening in the philippines including the magbobote and junk shops na you can make pakilo? its so obvious, magaling mangasar and manglait itong taong to! maraming naasar and nagalit sa mga tinamaang call center people! hes a good writer, feeling ko he has a column from a magazine or a book about philippine culture. and di nyo lang alam hes laughing real hard everytime he sees threats, bad comments and muras from you guys na pumapatol and nagaaksaya ng oras na magcomment back dito? hello! grow up! kung di kayo affected go on with your life, daba? dont make aksaya any useless comments for this person. kawawa naman kayo call center people affected masyado! if i were you dont pretend to be someone else just like this person, trying to get the latest cellphone from greenhills, signature clothes na sometimes imitation pa! trying to speak with a twang just to make papansin when youre in a cofeeshop! hay naku! sana you can read this, to wake up your senses! this person are inventing stuff to have an issue against the mayayaman and mahihirap! hay naku you katutubos and orcs! BWAWAHAHAHA! thats so funny! skwakwaks!

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha.... it's PCH (as in Pacific Coast Highway) not PHC..... You're coming from the Valley and you choose to go downtown rather than Malibu because the traffic was heavy.... you better check your facts dude, traffic doesn't get any heavier than the 405 and 101 (which you need to take if going to downtown from the valley) in the whole US..... Chinatown was not bulldozed it was Elysian Park (although it is adjacent to Chinatown)... also if you didn't want to see katutubos you shouldn't have gone downtown (tip: fashion district is not really open to retail until Saturday Morning, I am posting my comment Saturday 7 a.m. in LA, don't forget the time diff), Beverly Hills and Santa Monica was a lot closer to you, how come u didn't go there ;-)....

your blog is still funny though....

Anonymous said...

LAOS na ang blog na to!

Anonymous said...

Kung laos nato bakit binabalikan mo pa rin? Ang LOSER! Hehehe.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean pa rin solid! Kahit anong sabihin ng iba. I love you pa rin!

Anonymous said...

Nyeta namang jounrla to. Sumakit ang ulo ko sa kababasa. Can't you just like pakamatay na lang or have your fucking panget face donated to the spratlys? Tapos have then tadtad you to pieces and be fed to the tadpoles. Yaki talaga ur mentality. Bobo!

Anonymous said...

huh? no brushing shoulders with the baho people? eh you went to that concert where the people are also baho and you make yabang pa na you bought the cd, memorized the lyrics, and was singing along pa. nevermind you're so arte you, but inconsistent????

Anonymous said...

NICE...Ilang bese mo na tinawag na "katutubo" and mga filipino sa blog na ito? Hmm, di lang miminsan. Kung sa gayon, ganoon din ang tawag mo sa sarili mo kase filipino ka ren. Astig! Magaling. At least aware ka sa pinagmulan mo dahil pinamamayagpag mo ang tawag na "katutubo" sa blog mo na un din ang tawag mo sasarili mo. And galing mo dude. Isa kang katutubong bayani!!!

Cge sulat pa at patuloy mong ipagmalaki ang tawag mo sa sarili mo.

Tsaka nga pala, alam mo ba na ang mga tumatawag sa customer service ay ang mga taong di maintindihan ang mga bagay bagay, dahil kaya nga sila tumatawag at nagtyatyagang kausapin ang mga "mababahong" taga call center kase may problema sila at umaasa na mareresolba ang problema nila. Ibig sabihin may tiwala sila sa mga "mababaho" at "bobong" mga call center rep. Madalas nga ang mga tumatawag sa cust support eh ung mga tatanga tangang customers. Nga pala pano mo nalaman na bobo nga mga taga call centers, ahh,,ibig sabihin tumatawag k din sa kanila? Sabi ko na nga ba eh isa ka sa mga customer na nakausap ko kahapon. Tsk, tsk.

Pero pare proud ako sayo kase in your own way u make people know how you see yourself. Isang katutubong tatanga tanga....

Keep on bloggin! baka yumaman sa ka dami ng hits ng site na to.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me... You call this a typical guy from Ateneo? or maybe he comes from the squatters...uhuh... the way he writes reminded me of an ignorant someone coming from the boondocks... with all his bragging... this guy needs to learn that too much taglish is the yuckiest murdered language in the whole world...

Anonymous said...

to cofibean,
you're so stupid so much cofibean, i don't know where that hell brent knowledge you have goes na... maybe that your brain is like your mang tonyo na your driver yuckie... buti pa the basurero, may utak pa not like yours...

you're so like putang ina so much talaga... you're english is like damn and darn na gosh so baluktot!

siguro, you're so much so bakla na no one make patol sa iyo... and the girl you're telling us goodluck to to her na lang kaya, like mandidiri ka when she will get naked in your front wahahahaha

kahit na you make ligo with your parfumes, you're so mabaho pa rin...kasi i think you make bili your perfumes sa tiangge lang naman... yung tig 50 php...ka cheapan...omigid! whatduh!

buti yung mag taga call center, they're like aircon pa all the time and they talk so magaling with a bestest english in the world kaya... right agents?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

isa pa yung lawyer mo, so kadiri kaya... san mo ba napulot yun? may kakilala ako na so so magaling talaga as in...

i am not a call center agent noh, i live here kaya in st. croix ( do you know how to make basa cofibean? ) that is in virgin island kaya... like i am earning hmmm wag na lang baka you guys say na i am boasting pa... i have toured mostly of europe with my boyfriend... yes i am gay kaya.

i ahve lots of igans working in call center there in makati and they're like so galing to english grabee... unlike cofibean, the way you write so kadiri and so baho like your lawyer!

why dont you slah your pulso na alng kaya and post it with the blood here in your blog and make putot na lang your ulo so call center agents can have coffee party na...

last words, cofibean,

you're so walanghiya, so mabaho, so yabang na wala namang say, so pangit, like belo... geeeeeesh... hell with you.

love you call center guys!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Like, who is Ysabelle ba pare? Is HE your made named Ysabelle lang? O my gosh! You really are fanny talaga! Die now no~!

Anti Orc said...

Hahaha! Made ba dude? Gosh! You are one certified orc!

Anonymous said...

Miss ko na si Mang Tonyo. :(

Twang said...

Whats a twang ba mga dude pare? Is it something you can eat? Or is it the connective word you join with as to create a whole new word like as-twang? Hehe. Wala lang po. Nangungulit lang. COFIBEAN, BOBO MO!

Twang said...

Whats a twang ba mga dude pare? Is it something you can eat? Or is it the connective word you join with as to create a whole new word like as-twang? Hehe. Wala lang po. Nangungulit lang. COFIBEAN, BOBO MO!

Anonymous said...

Damn pare! You're the man! Keep this up. I'm laughing right now. :)

Faggothater said...

Mannnnn! Ur so fucking gay!

Anonymous said...

Thingamajig? Meron nyan si Paris Hilton ah. Kaso nasira nga lang. Wala lang share ko lang.

asteg said...

Ang galeng! This is a very good example for my creative writing class : WAG TULARAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Tangina! Sobrang galing mo talaga cofibean magilusyon! Keep it up you fag!

Max Brenner said...

ANG YABANG MO GAGO! ANG BOBO MO NAMAN TANGA!

Anonymous said...

Now, I'm REALLY horny! Cofibean... suck my tits...

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A MAJOR WANNA BE YOU FAG!

Whether you're just making up stories or not, I know that youre not having so much fun now. You make our skin crawl. You make us laugh and pity you - SO VERY MUCH.

Go on with the pretensions, after all thats all that you have.

And for the people siding with this loser, what does that make you now?

You're pathetic and sick. I bet you don't really have a happy life. Or better yet, you have never ever had a happy life.

Poor YOU.

Anonymous said...

heres one angry person that posted how callcenter people really needs to brush up with their english hehehe! read:

"buti yung mag taga call center, they're like aircon pa all the time and they talk so magaling with a bestest english in the world kaya... right agents?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

isa pa yung lawyer mo, so kadiri kaya... san mo ba napulot yun? may kakilala ako na so so magaling talaga as in...

i am not a call center agent noh, i live here kaya in st. croix ( do you know how to make basa cofibean? ) that is in virgin island kaya... like i am earning hmmm wag na lang baka you guys say na i am boasting pa... i have toured mostly of europe with my boyfriend... yes i am gay kaya."

bestest english daw! wenkwenkwenk! sorry dude youre obvious! youve worked in a call center! please go back to english 101!and wala ka na bang maisip na lugar bukod sa st croix? sa virgin islands pa! so friendster???hello???hahaha! this is so funny! peeps if i were you dont make patol to this so called "LA, CONO, BRENT, ATENEO so called Homophobic person!" youre actually just proving him right! right?hmmmmnnn...

Anonymous said...

You changed your blog title, its no longer "Call Centers are for Losers".

Isn't that hilarious fellow call center peeps?

Let's give this fag a dose of his or her own medicine.

I wish you get gang-raped FAG! And get murdered and chopped. Can't hardly wait!

Now that's actually an IDEA!

PS.
You may think we're exaggerating at this rate, but we are SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING teaching you a lesson. Beware, you stupid FAG!

Anonymous said...

hello? whateVERRRR? Ok, first of all this guy has some good points, hes just being honest with what he see nowadays, call center people are feeling mayaman, sosyal and trying to level up with the altasociosodad kuno! hello? daba?try to hangout with coffe shops and notice a lot of these people are "FEELING rich just bec theyre working and earning big in their call center jobs" This is just a wake up call for all of you posers! tamaan wag magalit! secondly dont make patol to this so called " CONO, BRENT, ATENEO, CALIFORNIA, GUY KUNO!" HELLO? as if halata that he knows everything whats happening in the philippines including the magbobote and junk shops na you can make pakilo? its so obvious, magaling mangasar and manglait itong taong to! maraming naasar and nagalit sa mga tinamaang call center people! hes a good writer, feeling ko he has a column from a magazine or a book about philippine culture. and di nyo lang alam hes laughing real hard everytime he sees threats, bad comments and muras from you guys na pumapatol and nagaaksaya ng oras na magcomment back dito? hello! grow up! kung di kayo affected go on with your life, daba? dont make aksaya any useless comments for this person. kawawa naman kayo call center people affected masyado! if i were you dont pretend to be someone else just like this person, trying to get the latest cellphone from greenhills, signature clothes na sometimes imitation pa! trying to speak with a twang just to make papansin when youre in a cofeeshop! hay naku! sana you can read this, to wake up your senses! this person are inventing stuff to have an issue against the mayayaman and mahihirap! hay naku you katutubos and orcs! BWAWAHAHAHA! thats so funny! skwakwaks

XuMai PuRPLePiXiEtOY said...

Wow! You people don't sleep do you? hihihihi... that makes a whole bunch of us! ^_^

I wonder what's cofibean up to now? It's only 2:45pm in LA... tee hee.

\m/ai

maya depp said...

Wow! Two hours ago, there were only twenty-something comments, now more than 30! Amazing! Wish i could come up with this kinda gimmik just to get attention.

Am actually enjoying the comments more than the entries.

I'll be checkin this blog in an hour, need to go back to my classroom training, need to continue training soon-to-be call center agents.

Keep it comin!

Empress_Of_Drac said...

Wahahahahaha. I really enjoyed reading your blogs...this is some kind of entertainment right? But I guess you're not serious...you're just makin' somethin' to attract a lot of internet geeks...hehehehe...by the way, somebody in our forum made a thread topic of your blog that's why I happened to be here...wehehehehehehe...keep on bloggin' mortal...KEWL blogsite....

Blackwolf said...

I'm American. I have quite a few filipino friends and most of them work in call centers. I should know, I helped trained them. They are all good people who are simply trying to take advantage of the influx of money in this industry to make a better life for themselves and their families.

You on the other hand sound like the biggest wannabe I've heard in a long time. I'm kind of glad I can only understand half of what you write because it's such dribble. Just for the record, most average Americans look down on people who talk like you. You sound like you have money and absolutely no class. You know it IS true what they say, "you can't buy class" so quit trying. You are shallow and cruel and that alone should show your little band of worshippers how pathetic you really are.
For real man, get a life! So far you've only shown yourself to be a disgrace to your country and human beings in general. A total waste of human flesh.

Anonymous said...

Ang bujokjok nato binura lahat na mga tira ko sa Grammar nyah!!! heto uli say badaff!!! "Haven't you heard of the unit called a la top?" Yan ang panlaban na grammar ni cofibean.... super galing talaga...

Ang nakakatawa pa sayong bugok ka eh... mali-mali pa ang information mo regarding LA ha ha ha... lam mo ba kung ano ang 405 and 101 sa LA??? san bang tumbok ng 405 at 101 ha??? Banda ka ng konti samin syoke ka idagdag mo ang I-10 sa listahan mo ng daan at pumunta ka ng San Bernandino. Ang nakakapagtaka eh ni hindi mo alam ang mga name ng Streets dyan... Tsaka anong Malls ang pinupuntahan mo ba ha???

Masyado ka namang obvious na halata har har har... Band new na bago talaga hik hik hik... para makabawi ka eh ipakita mo naman ang picture ng tinutuluyan mo dyan hak hak hak...

Nagamit mo na bang Prada Leather Jacket mo dyan hak hak hak....

Sa lahat ng sinungaling ikaw ang parating nabubuko hik hik hik....

Ipinaglihi ka talaga sa sama ng loob.... Mang Tonyong lampa heto na naman ang anak mong syoke oh... paki dagukan nga ulit...

Anonymous said...

Yong nanay mong labandera eh hinahanap ang mga make-up nya.... Binili pa naman nya daw iyon sa punerarya ng 11 pesos eh nawala lang daw na ganon... Langya ka, di ka na naawa sa nanay mo ng taga laba ng mga damit ng patay na isinusuot mo naman... maghunos dili ka nga bading...

Ang nanay moy naglalaba... ang tatay moy lampa... galing sya sa mental.... wala pang kita.... ikaw ay namamakla, nanunupa pa, wala kang mapuntahan, saan ka pupunta,,,, cofi.... cofibean....

From Fredie Aguilar....

Anonymous said...

hoy ariel,,, walanghiya ka!!! buti na lang nabasa ko itong website mo dahil sa mga henyong Call Center Agents na nagsumbong sakin!!! Pag-uwi mo dito galing ng Angeles Pampanga hihimayin kitang hitad ka!!! Bakla ka pala ha??? humanda kang bruha ka pag-balik mo sa bahay!!!

Anonymous said...

Ano raw America???.... gago talaga ang anak mong yan... sige maglaba ka na doon ako naman ang kakastigo sa buhong na baklang ito... Hoy Ariel, walanghiya ka nawalan ako ng trabaho dahil sayo, nalaman pa ng buong mundo na galing ako sa Mental!!! At hindi ako lampa tamad lang ako tamaddddd!!!! Iyong dinuguan na niluto ay galing sa patay yon.... papakain ko sana sa baboyan ng punerarya at nilatakan mo namang bakla ka.... butas lang ng puwit mo ang walang latay pag-uwi mo galing ng Angeles Pampanga buhong ka!!!! Mang Tonyong Lampa...

Anonymous said...

Hanep talaga tong bading nato!!! Sa mapa lang nya nakita ang California eh kala nya nakarating na sya don...

Tip lang sayo... may mapa sa States per City at yun ang i-research mo sa Google para tumama naman ang mga dadaanan mong Interstate Highways... tumingin ka na rin sa Yellow Pages para sa name ng mga Malls na pupuntahan mo... kasama pa address doon... para di gaanong halata na nagpapangap ka na naman.

Hirap sayo eh di ka marunong magsinungaling.... Tapos ang mga pictures eh kunin mo sa live cam from Discovery.com eh di live talaga yon diba???

Ng sa ganon naging credible ka naman kahit papano...

Oh sige, gawin mo na kaagad yon para maging makatotohanan naman ang tour mo sa LA hak hak ahk ahk...

Oh may tip kana from another Call Center Agent...

Anonymous said...

Lam mo bang wala ka man lang naipakitang picture na Eroplanong sinakyan mo???

Hanap ka na kaagad sa American Airlines... dami silang sample sa site nila...

Pero ang baduy mo teng, sa lahat ng mayaman eh $15 lang ang kaya mong bilhin na presyo hak hak hak....

Tsaka yung mga pinuntahan are from every other side of the city... PCH, Downtown LA, Disney Concert Hall, Broadway, China Town, Dodger Stadium, then, Canoga Park??? Nasa LA ka nga ba nyan??? he he he... Lumaki bigla ang LA ah!!!

Baka naman gusto mong i-check sa mapa ulit kung andyan nga sa LA Downtown mga sinabi mong lugar....

Saan mo makikita ang mga lugar na yan sa Los Angeles Blvd, or Alvarado St. or Olympic, sama na rin natin Wilshire kung gusto mo???

mamais ka dong, sobra ka yabang e naman tutu...

LA guy said...

I bet callcenters ang mga nagtip sa itaas ganun kasi mentality nila eh. Inggit lang sayo yan cofibean. Ingats ka sa kanila. Mga bobo yan na kumakain ng laman. Wahahahaha!

Btw, for your information, malaki talaga ang LA. Ignorance talaga can make one bitter.

Anonymous said...

Correction din po sa nagcomment sa itaas, hinde po lugar yung PCH kundi highway po yun na dinadaanan. Hahahaha! Next time po, kindly check your information first oki?

Inggitero said...

Cofibean! You fucking faggot! Bakit sobrang sikat ka na?

Anonymous said...

guys, c'mon..cofibean does not exist as a person. definitely, somebody's writing "as a cofibean" but it's just a blog, parang book na Da Vinci Code, you don't have to believe everything that's in it coz it's just a book. Therefore, cofibean is just a fiction, a product of the writer's imagination.

Coz if he was real, meron b namang totoong guy na ganyan "magsalita"? He sounds like a gay in this blog daba then all of a sudden, he's dating a girl? SO NOT REAL! Walang real guy na ganyan magsulat and ganyan ka a**h***.

And daba, he's claiming he's rich? you can easily look up the internet and from there find out the most amazing place to go to in "downtown L.A." no.

But if he's a real person and there's such an attitude like his, then therefore, bading sya na super bad. eh sa mga koreanovela lang ako nakakakita ng ganyan ka-mean na person. like daba, cofibean? bading ka?

Anonymous said...

I think cofibean is hot.

Anonymous said...

Hinde pa rin talaga kumukupas ang galing ng blogger na ito. 4 thumbs up! Galeng!

Anonymous said...

I have studied on some of the famous schools here in the Philippines. I graduated with some flying colors. But never did I looked down on anyone. I never did saw my achievements as something to be proud of. Unlike you mr. cofibean. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a callcenter agent. I am proud of my job and very fulfiled with it. So please go find something else worhtwhile and do us a favor. Stop bashing people and live a life. Thank you sir.

Anonymous said...

Hello sis, baka naman graduate ka ng STI o AMA tapos vocational pa. hihihi.

FRENEMY said...

this blog really bothers me alot. I mean you're calling your fellow filipinos katutubos? Dont you have any idea na you are also a Katutubo by nature? You always bash the call center orcs but they're just doing their job and bring home some food to eat for their family. Also i was really hella mad regarding your post sa mga squakwak sa pinas and gusto mo na pabulldozer ang squatters area? oh man parang IMELDIFIC to ah! if you want the philippines to look GOOD, why dont you start on yourself. I mean pagkakitaan mo ung UBER COOL WRITING SKILLS mo and donate mo na lang ung makukuha mong pera sa Caritas Manila or some charitable institution. In that way makakatulong ka na sa mga people you call katutubos or orcs. Oh diba? 99.9% na orcs eh may makukuhang tulong from you. Damn so talino tlga diba?

Anonymous said...

laos na ang blog na to. pakonti nang pakonti na ang comments! =)

Anonymous said...

why do you think everyone who makes comments are katutubos, callcenter representatives??


eh kung ayaw mo mkabasa ng comment na nkakahurt...eh bket ka pa naglagay ng coment box??
hey...you might think that I'm a callcenter representative....but NO
callcenter peepz are people too, and deserve some respect.

ur a Filipino ryt?
so bket ka pa nanlait eh pilipino ka rin nman..

di kpanipaniwlang nsa states ka.....anu tingin mo s mga tao d2...tanga???

and what's with that terrible english??
I mean, did you took english classes??

katutubo??
ur kinda stupid rin noh!!

you feel ur rich.....
i'm rich but i don't boast about it!!


In your face pare!!>....


haha...lgi un ungcnasabi mo eh....
wla ka bang ibang nbasa sa ibang blog>>???


-curious Pare!!

Anonymous said...

nya ha ha ha isa pang hunghang ang nag post nito sa baba!!! Ang Highway daw ay hindi lugar!!!! Ulol... tagalog na nga lang sinusulat para maintindihan mo eh di mo pa rin ma-gets.... Tanga talagang kagaya ni cofibean ang mga tagahanga nya hak hak hak.... kung diko pa alam.... kaw din si cofibean na buhong ka hek hek hek... highway daw hindi lugar yon??? hak hak hak super bobo talaga ang mga may idol kay cofibean....


"Correction din po sa nagcomment sa itaas, hinde po lugar yung PCH kundi highway po yun na dinadaanan. Hahahaha! Next time po, kindly check your information first oki?"

Anonymous said...

Wayne ba or Ariel???? anyways, yung panty raw ng nanay mo... huwag mong susuotin dahil may buni siya sa singit na nakuha nya sa isang patay na hinubaran nya dahil mamahalin daw ito.... Baka mahawa ka raw nyi hi hi hi....

Grabe talaga ang pamilya mo!!! si mang tonyo galing sa mental, nanay mo magnanakaw sa mga patay, ikaw ang resulta ng pinagsama nilang katauhan. Kaya, di kataka-taka na ikaw ay ganyan...

Ysabelle ang aso nyo, marunong ng palang mag-type anoh??? May sayad talaga lahat kyo sa ulo, pero bilib ako kay Ysabelle dahil kahit aso sya ay marunong gumamit ng kompyuter.

Sigurado ako na isa si Ysabelle na nagko-comment dito as anonymous, kasi ang pagkain nya ay ang tira-tira ng mga Call Center agents from Makati na pinupulot mo para may makain kayo....

At ang Highway ay lugar din naman... kahit anong bagay na mayroon address ay lugar yon. Ang bobo talaga nyo....

Anonymous said...

Another tip from a Call Center Agent:

Use Post Cards next time around... you can pretend to be one of people in the back ground...

Don't use excerpts from a search engine regarding internet legality co'z they don't fall under our constitution.

Try to sound with logic by adding some paragraphs ie: "R.A. 2-3" and so forth to support your claims.

Lose your "Taglish" it's an uneducated mode of speech. It makes you look dumber than it is..

Lastly, why don't you just try to be a little more realistic?...

Oh Yeah, Sikes Asia found your picture as one of their frustrated applicants... The worst part is that you only graduated on STI with an Assosiate Degree in COMSCI... No Call Centers will hire you with that credential...

Try buying fake certificates in Divisoria and then apply again... If you need more psychiatric help...

Log-on to http://cofibean.blospot.com/

The comments in there will make you realize of who truly you are...

Anonymous said...

Dear ihatecofi,

guess what, all your comments about call center people are true... i work for my dad in our family business, we have an import-export business with warehouses in both in makati and binondo. My mom is Spanish-Chinese mestiza, my dad is Iranian and I have the looks to prove it. I guess my curiousity got the better of me and i tried to work for a call center a few months ago. i just wanted to see what the hype was all about. the first month was a shocker.. i cannot imagine people working, living, breathing to be sooo cheap and obscene and crass and just plainly offensive in their crassness , and i am trying to look for the reason for their behavior, and your site gave me the answer. they ARE orcs! not just orcs! they actually think they look good!! what a joke!

there are ladies who think they look model wannabe's but in fact look like christmas trees, oh, scratch that, they look like over-decorated bonsai's coz they're so short and they assume they can pass for a model with their dangly colorful plastic baubles dangling on their vertically-challenged selves... it really is amusing how some people delude themselves..

and ofcourse there are guys who just absolutely assume that they're good-looking!! they make passes at me and they actually say that they are a 'good looking' TM or SME or whatever shitty title they have! and if you would have seen them, oh, you'd laugh your head off. you'd think they're joking when they say ' im a pogi tm or sme or whatever ' And such grossness! no decent woamn would fall for these guys, coz they are the repository for all the disgusting habits a man can have! and what really bugs me is that they actually assume that i would go out with them! the hell!! as if i don't have standards! but the good thing about these guys is that if you reject them , they get it immediately. coz, like what you've said, they do look like orcs, and i think they know it.


i have never been so shocked and so turned off! i guess you will never realize how lucky you are until the day you step out of your comfort zone. now i value my family business more and i know how lucky am i with my loyal-gentleman-absolutely gorgeous boyfriend who comes from a very good family... I wish Ysabelle will see you for who you really are, and value you for it.

Anonymous said...

Another tip from a Call Center Agent:

Use Post Cards next time around... you can pretend to be one of people in the back ground...

Don't use excerpts from a search engine regarding internet legality co'z they don't fall under our constitution.

Try to sound with logic by adding some paragraphs ie: "R.A. 2-3" and so forth to support your claims.

Lose your "Taglish" it's an uneducated mode of speech. It makes you look dumber than it is..

Lastly, why don't you just try to be a little more realistic?...

Oh Yeah, Sikes Asia found your picture as one of their frustrated applicants... The worst part is that you only graduated on STI with an Assosiate Degree in COMSCI... No Call Centers will hire you with that credential...

Try buying fake certificates in Divisoria and then apply again... If you need more psychiatric help...


---- HAHAHA PUTANG INA NAPAKABOBO NG NAG-COMMENT NITO. ONLY PROVES THAT THEY ARE BOBO PARE!

"The worst part is that you only graduated on STI with an Assosiate Degree in COMSCI... No Call Centers will hire you with that credential... "

--THIS SHOULD BE only graduated FROM HAHAHA ... TAPOS TIP DAW FROM A CALL CENTER ORC. ULOL BOBO!!!

ONE THING, IT IS SYKES PARE AND NOT SIKES!

LOLS ...WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!

Anonymous said...

sabi na kasi sayong wag kang mapo-post dito ng LA adventures mo eh... AS you can see, marami sa amin ang tagarito sa U.S. ang naka tangap ng Blog mo... Mapapahiya ka lang kung ang mga lugar na sasabihin mo eh hindi mo kabisado dahil, tambayan lang namin ang mga lugar na yan....

Of all places, LA pa napili mo kung saan parang palengke lang ang turing namin...

Buti pa kwentuhan mo kami about Big Bear, Palm Springs Tram Way,at Desert Hot Springs dahil yan pasyalan ng mga tunay na elite. Eh ikaw ang pinapasyalan mo mga lugar ng NEGRO eh... kaw ba yong negro sa mga pictures na na-post mo dati.

Palm Springs is the place for the Canadian Early birds FYI. tao yong mga early birds ha??? baka kc isipin mo ibon ang mga yon eh... Natural Hot Springs are located in Desert Hot Springs para mawala ang rayuma ng mga Oldies from Canada and Alaska. At ang Palm Springs ay pinupuntahan ng karamihan dahil kahit summer na umaabot 120F ay may snow pa rin sa San Jacinto Mtn.

If you want to go farther North... go to San Francisco naman co'z you've never been in California not unless you went there. Punta ka ng Alcatraz at magpakulong ka na don. Sa dami ng Malls sa San Francisco kulang ang isang 707 para sa mga iuuwi mong pasalubong.

Dahil mayaman ka naman at ipinagmamalaki mo ang $15 worth na nabili mo na eh, magmayabang ka sa mga bars sa San Franciso para mabugbog ka ng mga NEGRONG kalahi mo don na namamalimos sa daan. Bart na lang sakyan para walang traffic at sa Powell St. ka bumaba para nasa sentro ka San Francisco kaagad.

Pasyal ka na rin sa Hayward, Fremont, Dublin, San Jose, Sunny Valle at mga katabing lugar doon. Don't worry tanga lang ang maliligaw doon kung magda drive ka dahil umiikot lang ang highways don. Basta nasa 608 k na okay na ikaw...

Try these places na rin dahil wala ka ring alam sa mga Resto dyan eh... Great Wall, Olive Garden, Elephant Bar, Black Angus, Sizzlers, Red Lobsters...

o kaya El Pollo ka nalang at Kenny Rogers better yet, Taco Bell at Dennis na lang nya ha ha ha...

ngayon, pano kaya ang isang Call Center Agent na gaya ko kabisado ang California???

Ikaw na andyan eh walang alam kahit kalye man lang???

Anonymous said...

"...Try buying fake certificates in Divisoria..."

Oo nga, bopol talaga nag-comment nito. Halatang walang alam. Magbigay lang ng advice, pahihirapan pa ang tao. Sa Recto po maraming unibersidad na nagbibigay ng fake certificates kaya. Sinisira mo ang magandang reputasyon ng Divisoria, which is known for bargains. Benta mo kaya sarili mo dun, mukhang 'bargain' ka kasi mag-isip - tingnan natin kung may bibili sa yo

Cole said...

Fraudulent...

Anonymous said...

i really do think as well...

guys ano b kayo, cant you get it? kabulaanan lamang ito! hindi nyo b napunang ni-reset ni cofibean yung comments field nya into anyone can post their comment, last time i checked it kase puro users na lng ang ina-allow nyang mag comment, but since and konti ng natatanggap nyang replies, ibinalik nya sa dati, wherein everybody can leave him a message. See its Satire! Sinasayang lang natin time natin sa kakapost ng comments. Just enjoy na lang what is written. Anyway, hindi naman totoo yung mga sinasabi nya di b? besides, hindi lang nmn mga squatter ang nsa call center, may mga mayayaman din, as a matter of fact almost 80 percent came from mayayayamans gaya ni cofibean. Lahat tayo puro pasaway kung tutuusin sa Pilipinas, at yun ang totoo. Kaya imbes na pagtuunan ng pansin ang blog na ito mas marapatin nating pag isipan kung papaanong mapapaunlad ang bansa natin. Kung yan ang paraan ni cofibean, hayaan nyo sya. Gawin nyo na lang inspirasyon, Always look find good in every negative things you hear or read from this blog. Remember, it takes a real intelligent to understand the hidden message of any written work before you react to it.

Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
Mabuhay ang mga taga call center na tumutulong sa pagsalba sa ekonomiya ng Pilipinas!
Mabuhay si cofibean na nagsisilbing inspirasyon sa maraming matatalinong mahihirap na hindi sila kaawa awa pagdating sa pag intindi sa isang taong mangmang sa karanasan ng kahirapan!

Mabuhay tayong lahat.

Mag aaral mula sa Unibersidad ng Pilipinas

Anonymous said...

Eto ang isa pang BOBONG orc. Tama ba namang sabihin nyang laos eh kanina nya pa binabalik-balikan. Tapos nagcocomment pa sya pandagdag! Wahahahaha!

Anonymous said...
laos na ang blog na to. pakonti nang pakonti na ang comments! =)

Anonymous said...

Basta ang alam ko... you're still the best pare!

Anonymous said...

Eto ang isang libong at isang kabobohan na nagpopost dito. Lugar daw para sa kanya ang PCH eh highway yun. Sabagay, malamang na at home ka na sa highway dahil andun ang mga barung-barong nyo! Tanga! Dapat nga talaga sa iyno eh binubulldozer ang mga bahay nyo. Bobo! Wahahahahaha! Next time dude, wag ka magmarunong dahil dito kami sa LA nakatira! Jologs!

nya ha ha ha isa pang hunghang ang nag post nito sa baba!!! Ang Highway daw ay hindi lugar!!!! Ulol... tagalog na nga lang sinusulat para maintindihan mo eh di mo pa rin ma-gets.... Tanga talagang kagaya ni cofibean ang mga tagahanga nya hak hak hak.... kung diko pa alam.... kaw din si cofibean na buhong ka hek hek hek... highway daw hindi lugar yon??? hak hak hak super bobo talaga ang mga may idol kay cofibean....

Anonymous said...

Eto naman ay isang orc na marunong magsearch sa google ng information. In short isang obvious na GOOGLE ORC.

sabi na kasi sayong wag kang mapo-post dito ng LA adventures mo eh... AS you can see, marami sa amin ang tagarito sa U.S. ang naka tangap ng Blog mo... Mapapahiya ka lang kung ang mga lugar na sasabihin mo eh hindi mo kabisado dahil, tambayan lang namin ang mga lugar na yan....

Of all places, LA pa napili mo kung saan parang palengke lang ang turing namin...

Buti pa kwentuhan mo kami about Big Bear, Palm Springs Tram Way,at Desert Hot Springs dahil yan pasyalan ng mga tunay na elite. Eh ikaw ang pinapasyalan mo mga lugar ng NEGRO eh... kaw ba yong negro sa mga pictures na na-post mo dati.

Palm Springs is the place for the Canadian Early birds FYI. tao yong mga early birds ha??? baka kc isipin mo ibon ang mga yon eh... Natural Hot Springs are located in Desert Hot Springs para mawala ang rayuma ng mga Oldies from Canada and Alaska. At ang Palm Springs ay pinupuntahan ng karamihan dahil kahit summer na umaabot 120F ay may snow pa rin sa San Jacinto Mtn.

If you want to go farther North... go to San Francisco naman co'z you've never been in California not unless you went there. Punta ka ng Alcatraz at magpakulong ka na don. Sa dami ng Malls sa San Francisco kulang ang isang 707 para sa mga iuuwi mong pasalubong.

Dahil mayaman ka naman at ipinagmamalaki mo ang $15 worth na nabili mo na eh, magmayabang ka sa mga bars sa San Franciso para mabugbog ka ng mga NEGRONG kalahi mo don na namamalimos sa daan. Bart na lang sakyan para walang traffic at sa Powell St. ka bumaba para nasa sentro ka San Francisco kaagad.

Pasyal ka na rin sa Hayward, Fremont, Dublin, San Jose, Sunny Valle at mga katabing lugar doon. Don't worry tanga lang ang maliligaw doon kung magda drive ka dahil umiikot lang ang highways don. Basta nasa 608 k na okay na ikaw...

Try these places na rin dahil wala ka ring alam sa mga Resto dyan eh... Great Wall, Olive Garden, Elephant Bar, Black Angus, Sizzlers, Red Lobsters...

o kaya El Pollo ka nalang at Kenny Rogers better yet, Taco Bell at Dennis na lang nya ha ha ha...

ngayon, pano kaya ang isang Call Center Agent na gaya ko kabisado ang California???

Ikaw na andyan eh walang alam kahit kalye man lang???

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, please post your pictures again. Papabuntis ako sayo!

Anonymous said...

Ang dami namang callcenter dito na nagtitip as if naman nakapunta na sila sa LA. Peace po. :D

Anonymous said...

TANGINA MO COFIBEAN! MAGPAKA-AMERICAN CITIZEN KA NA LANG AT WAG KA NG BUMALIK DITO. PAG NAKILALA KITA I WILL FEEL YOU ALIVE! BOBO!

Anonymous said...

Shit you cofibean. You are soooo ilitirate! I think you dont even what that means. IN SHORT your soooo bobo. As in haven't you hear of straihgt english man lang? Siguro kaw ang graduate ng AMA at STI. Mas mukha ngang wala kang pinag-aralan eh. PAKYUSHET ka!

James said...

I have other important thing to do other than waste my time on this moron. GUYS PLEASE LET US IGNORE HIM. Wala syang kwentang nilalang. Dapat sa kanya ini-ignore. Sana yahoo messenger na lang ito para may ignore button.

CSR said...

Gosh! Ang dami namang comments ng blog na ito. Siguro ang yaman na ng author nito sa hits ng site na ito. Mang-rible ka naman Ariel, Wayne o kung sino ka man.

Engkantada said...

Sino dito kailangan ng text mate? 28/female here. Just post your number. I am sexy, hot and always ready. Bawal tomboy please.

Anonymous said...

Now this made my day....

" Anonymous said...

Shit you cofibean. You are soooo ilitirate! I think you dont even what that means. IN SHORT your soooo bobo. As in haven't you hear of straihgt english man lang? Siguro kaw ang graduate ng AMA at STI. Mas mukha ngang wala kang pinag-aralan eh. PAKYUSHET ka! "

Paula said...

Cofibean, whats the address of your friendster? Pwede makipag-friend?

Anonymous said...

FAKER!

Anonymous said...

MABUHAY MO MUKHA MO! COFIBEAN! PANGET NG PUKINANG INANG MUKHA MO! SI YSABELLE PAKANTOT NAMAN!!! NYAHAHAHAHAAHAHA BOBO!

ysabelle said...

e ano ngayon kung pakantot ako?

lalalala said...

Shit you cofibean. You are soooo ilitirate! I think you dont even what that means. IN SHORT your soooo bobo. As in haven't you hear of straihgt english man lang? Siguro kaw ang graduate ng AMA at STI. Mas mukha ngang wala kang pinag-aralan eh. PAKYUSHET ka!
- sa taong nagsabi ng nasa taas - di ba itinuro sa school mong mamahalin ang spelling ng illiterate? and what the hell does "I think you dont even what that means"

isa pa, anong "havent you hear of straihgt english "? IKAW TANGA! heard dapat at ayusin mo spelling ng straight mo. gago!

manika said...

Some of you people are just as worse as cofibean! You don't have the right to stereotype a person based on the school they came from. Siguro kaw ang graduate ng AMA at STI. <-- who the hell are you to say that? I work in one of the top and well compensated call centers here and I do work alongside people who came from UP, LA SALLE, or ATENEO. Never did they underestimate me or my abilities! Based on personal experience they are not that different from me. Bragging aside and just to make my point, I am even better than some of them. You see, school is just a little percent of what a person is made of. It's what's up on their head pare.
Sure, coming from those top schools may give you an advantage when applying for a job BUT that is not the end. You have to go through several IQ tests and interviews in order to pass! School names on your diploma will not help you get where you want to be!

Anonymous said...

sipag mo palang magpost ng comments cofibean e. so sa hinaba-haba neto kaw lang talaga yan? writer ka nga, pati comment gawa-gawa mo

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN!!
you rule pare!
kaya lng mas enjoy ako sa dti mong blog. mas funny ung mga kwento mo nung nsa school ka pa.
galing mo dude!
i think i luv you na!!

~~~

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN!!!!

IM A CALL CENTER AGENT. PERO I DONT CARE WHAT THEY THINK! I LUV U TLAGA!!!! 'COZ YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!

sana magreply ka nman....

Anonymous said...

trip ba cofibean? cge trip ka lang. nagsisimula pa lang tayo kupal ka na. pag nakita kita sa kanto. hahahahahha

Lady mastEr xxiv said...

one word to describe u cofibean "ADIK!" nyahaha... lakas topak mo ah.. dahl wla kang manners kaya maraming natutuwa sayo... nyahaha.. pero cge trip mo yan eh, knya knyang trip lng naman di ba... hehe.. pero sana khit konti mgaral ka ng tamang english..hehe... ciao!

Anonymous said...

NOTICE TO ALL

Cofibean is no Atenean. If he was, then the Ateneo community has long disowned him for his attitude.
(Punch me if Brent hasn't done the same yet)

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

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P.S.
SoRrY fOr mY wOrDs kAsI i'm JusT a mAleducAted pErSon nA nAkatIra sa squAttErs areA!bItch!

Anonymous said...

cofibean!
lAng HiyA kA...mAlAmn Ko lng KuNg sInO kAnng siOko kA, pAtAy ka Sa AkiN!hhHahahah

coMpuTer geniuS atAh AnG KuYA, Ate, tatay , nanay, lolo at lola ko!

haha...
sisiw lang yan! shiT kAh parE!
iN yoUr fACe!haha
pArAnG nAKikITa kOnG gAgAmiTin Ko nA pUpUnuin ko aNg hIstoRy nG gOogLe Ng DAhIl SYo PAre!

hAhaH
shit Ka pArE!
you suck pare!

Anonymous said...

Pano kita mapapatay kung malayo ka sakin cofibean? Please bumalik ka na dito. Please.

Anonymous said...

You're writing so much arrogance and hate. If you're for real, I pray for your soul.

Anonymous said...

yay! ang saya saya pa rin!

oy mga orcs, take a good look at yourselves nga. as if cofibean is making tira a bunch of flawless people. eh your behavior is just as baho as his writing about you no. i mean come on, you make pa-alipin to your employers just so you can get a cellphone worth more than your monthly salary and pay hulugan pa. yuck. as if you're so sosy eh actually you're consuming income that you haven't even earned yet.

Anonymous said...

Kala ko ba laos na itong blog na ito? Bakit ang dami pa ring comments?

Anonymous said...

cofibean sucks..
cofibean is adik...
cofibean is a disgrace for his family friends and the filipino people...

Anonymous said...

SI COFIBEAN AY ISANG WALANG KWENTANG NILALANG. DAPAT SA KANYA WAG PANSININ. PEOPLE, DON'T FEED THE TROLL!

Anonymous said...

Feed mo your face!

Jobil said...

Sino ba nakakalam ng email address ni cofibean? Add ko lang sya sa friendster. Post it here. Pls.

Anonymous said...

I think it's caffeinerush001@yahoo.com or ihatecofi@yahoo.com . Check mo na lang pareho kung alin doon. Kasi nalilito din ako kung si Cofibean at Caffeinerush ay iisa.

Anonymous said...

Alam mo kung ano ang tama? IKAW ang may tama! Ang lalaki ng sapak nyo sa ulo sa pagpansin sa kulang sa pansin na luko-lukong ito. Magsitrabaho na nga lang kayo at wag na kayong mag-aksaya ng oras dito. Sinisira lang yan mga utak nyo kaya ayan lahat kayo may tama na tulad nya.

Paulina said...

Pano ba gumawa ng blog? Gagawa din ako ng tulad kay cofibean. *wink*

Karinne said...

NOTICE TO ALL

Cofibean is no Atenean. If he was, then the Ateneo community has long disowned him for his attitude.
(Punch me if Brent hasn't done the same yet)


Mwahahaha! Gosh... even UA&P xguro could not even bear to think that they've had a neurotic within their walls.. *smirk*

karinne said...

this blog really bothers me alot. I mean you're calling your fellow filipinos katutubos? Dont you have any idea na you are also a Katutubo by nature? You always bash the call center orcs but they're just doing their job and bring home some food to eat for their family. Also i was really hella mad regarding your post sa mga squakwak sa pinas and gusto mo na pabulldozer ang squatters area? oh man parang IMELDIFIC to ah! if you want the philippines to look GOOD, why dont you start on yourself. I mean pagkakitaan mo ung UBER COOL WRITING SKILLS mo and donate mo na lang ung makukuha mong pera sa Caritas Manila or some charitable institution. In that way makakatulong ka na sa mga people you call katutubos or orcs. Oh diba? 99.9% na orcs eh may makukuhang tulong from you. Damn so talino tlga diba?

ahihihi! you're so right frenemy... :)

Empress_Of_Drac said...

am shocked...when I made a comment yesterday it's the 36th comment now it's over a hundred...tis is incredible...

Kitijiko said...

hmmm... what a good read. obviously, the author him/herself is one of the anonymous comments behind to instigate sort of clash between his/her own work.

In this manner, this blog would seem to have been visited by a lot of Call Center Agents... 80% of the comments here maybe cofibean's as well...

A good past time and he/she can actually get some attention by writing this way. Is this a behavioral study from of a blog?

20% of the other comments seem to have come from different individuals. Maybe classmates or friends making fun of the Call Center Agents. Not unless its a schizophrenic we're dealing with here...

the comments are of the same nature, they are all trying to better each other although some of them would seem to have come from well learned individuals...

If you compile these comments together, it can already become a great Thesis provided that the comments truly came from different individuals.

To cofibean, document this blog and you can come up with something interesting not unless, someone else has already done so, or doing so.

One thing for sure is that some of the comments came from people who truly are in US or may have resided at a certain point of time in US.

The information are so local that the internet wouldn't be able to provide in detail.

It would seem like most Filipinoes dream of getting to US wherein the country is already on the verge of economic meltdodwn. The devastation from Hurricane Katrina proved that US doesn't have the capacity to take care of its own community anymore.

Bottom line is, Los Angeles Downtown isn't a place to visit with in US. There's nothing in there but business buildings, cars, traffic is terrible, and most of the Americans are trying to flee from this carnage. It's just a terrible choice of place to brag about.

Overall, I had fun reading this creative writing experiment...

Anonymous said...

hi, actually wala naman talaga akong paki-alam, hindi lang ako maka-tulog kaya internet ako ngayon at biglang nakita ko ito. at na-inspire ako mag-comment. wag n'yo na lang pansinin, iba naman kasi ang mundo n'yo sa kin.

1. kaka-iba ito: nag-aaway-away kayo sa mga issue na ang bottom line ay para mapatunayan kung sino ang sosyal at ang hindi.

2. nakaka-awa: kasi di pa trying hard yung pumatol sa isa pang trying hard?

3. mag volunteer na lang kayo!: sa extra time n'yo mag bigay naman kayo para sa ibang tao. alam n'yo ba sa PGH may mga batang cancer patient na nag-aantay na lang mamatay. AS IN, SERYOSO! mas-cool siguro 'yun kesa sa mga kaka-ibang mga bagay na ginagawa n'yo na nakaka-awa naman!

(sana hindi n'yo malaman kung sino ako!)

Anonymous said...

FUCKER

Art Bell said...

Filipinos make me puke

As we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos have begun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their extensive involvement in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy kind of qualities all filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular basis. You can see this clearly by studying the attitudes and cultural Icons of most Filipino Americans.

Origins of Pinoys/Pinays:

Are they really asian? Well we've come to accept the fact the filipinos come from a part of the world known as South East Asia. But the term "Asia" is used in the wrong way. You may notice that contemporary Filipino Americans try very hard to associate themselves with groups that we know as Asian. I cannot count the number of times I have seen a 'Third World' Filipino try to connect themselves to the chinese or Japanese people. There is no connection and here's why. The Philippines is a Third World country. Nothing respectable has EVER been created by Filipino people during our entire human history. Young filipino men in America have become obsessed with "import racing". They have an enormously perverted affection for Japanese cars. It's a common phenomenon. In their minds, these Filipinos somehow believe that they are asian and that it somehow connects them to Japanese people and japanese cars. They often take credit for the ingenuity of Japanese people and say how it's an "Asian thing". This term..."Asian thing" derived directly from African American slang "black thang". "It's a black thang." "It's an asian thang."

You can see the connection. It's even funnier that, in Japan, Filipinos are heavily discriminated against. The only filipinos that can live successfully in Japan are the filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most Filipino people no matter where they live in the world. Now we've come down to this fact...and it is a fact.

Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as Asian.

They have no architectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY way, asian. Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan, Korea, and China there is no way you can possibly connect the Philippine Islands. This assault by filipino americans to connect themselves with the great peoples of North East Asia is foul and disgusting. Try visiting a young filipino's web site too.

You'll see something called the "Asian IRC Ring". It has to do with the chatrooms. The most horrible thing about this is that these TRASHY people are trying to associate themselves with Asia again!! People in Asia don't act like this at all. What we are seeing here is the natural Filipino in its element with full access to technology and this is how they act! You will consistently see this behavior over and over again.

Another interesting thing is that these "thirdworld" people also frequent RC chatrooms such as #chinese #japan and #asian. They must believe that they are somehow related racially or culturally to North Asians. But it's completely WRONG! There might have been some distant contact With China and even less with Japan during World War II, but these people are actually more closely related to african americans and Mexican americans.

Do the parents of these young filipinos know what's going on? Would they accept this? I believe that they would and do. This is the natural "Trash" element in filipinos manifesting itself. Nothing good has ever come from Philippines and I don't believe anything good ever will.

Recognizing your Roots (A Message to Filipinos). To all filipino people:

Please recognize your ROOTS! You come from the Third World! You country is a disgusting and filthy place. Most people there live in poverty! Your culture has MUCH MORE SPANISH influence than chinese, and absolutely no JAPANESE influence whatsoever. People in Japan and China, do not act like you. They do not constantly talk about sex and they have a MUCH HIGHER level of RESPECT for each other. There is NO WAY that you can connect yourself to Asia other than location.

Your culture and technological advancement does not even come CLOSE to What Chinese, people have done in the past and what Japanese and Korean people are doing now! Everything you do is distinctly filipino. You cannot take credit for Japanese cars, video games, or Hentai! It's not an "asian thing" it's an "American thing". You have no concept of culture...no concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy! Can you demonstrate how you use Confucianism or Taoism in you everyday life?? You can't. And you will NEVER be able to.

I understand that you are trying to create an identity for yourselves as young people... but it is NOT related to Asia. Your Identity is Filipino.

That's all you are. Just Filipino. Think about what that means....

And that includes you cofibean so shut up!!!

Anonymous said...

cofibean supot ka tulad ng tatay mo wahahaha!!! sama mo na rin attorney mo!!! wahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

kilala ko nanay mo cofibean... pokpok dati un sa ermita eh... ung attorneyt mo nga suki ng nanay mo...

Anonymous said...

Whoa! This was one funny read!
Anyway, I don't care if you are a poser or a writer or just really a jackass but most of us will live our lives the way we want it to be (Come on, guys! Sticks and stones...)

But what really makes me feel that you are a pyscho is your fourth paragraph. Read it again, man. That is so idiotic.

Such a sad waste of web space in the net. Well, it did make me laugh. :D

Anonymous said...

waay gid ko labot sa inyon ginang pang siling ari lang akun ma comment sa inyo tanan: "PINOY,PINOY AKO IPAKITA SA MUNDO" PINOY ROCKS

Anonymous said...

cofibean supot!!!

Anonymous said...

Ysabelle, ang bagong pakatutin ng ermita... sama nya nanay mo, customer yung attorney mo, gago!!!

Anonymous said...

There is a blog against queers like cofibean... check it out and see if who is worst than this two gays>>>> link at the bottom


http://ihatequeers.blogspot.com/

ERIK- BBIS said...

READ THIS SPOILED BRAT!!!!
HOPE U HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART

SOMEWHERE IN MILAOR, CAMARINES SUR, PHILIPPINES THERE LIVED A FOURTH GRADER BOY NAMED ANDOY WHO WOULD FOLLOW THIS ROUTE TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY.

HE HAS TO CROSS THE RUGGED PLAINS AND CROSS THE DANGEROUS HIGHWAY WHERE VEHICLES ARE RECKLESSLY DRIVING TO AND FROM. ONCE PASSED THIS HIGHWAY THE BOY WOULD TAKE A SHORT CUT BY PASSING BY THE CHURCH EVERY MORNING JUST TO SAY HI TO JESUS, AND FAITHFULLY SAY HIS, "MAGANDANG UMAGA PO" IN BICOL DIALECT.

A PRIEST, WHO WAS SO HAPPY TO FIND INNOCENCE SO UPLIFTING IN THE MORNING, WAS FAITHFULLY WATCHING THE BOY. "KAMUSTA ANDOY! PAPASOK KA NA?" "OPO PADRE..." HE WOULD FLASH HIS INNOCENT GRIN, THE PRIEST WOULD BE TOUCHED.

THE PRIEST WAS SO CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE TALKED TO ANDOY, "FROM SCHOOL...", HE ADVISED "DO NOT CROSS THE HIGHWAY, YOU CAN PASS THROUGH THE CHURCH AND I CAN ACCOMPANY YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD...


THAT WAY I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE HOME SAFE. "THANK YOU FATHER." "WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME? WHY DO YOU STAY IN THIS CHURCH RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL?" "I JUST WANT TO SAY "HI" TO MY FRIEND, JESUS,"

THE PRIEST WOULD LEAVE THE BOY TO SPEND TIME BESIDE THE ALTAR, TALKING BY HIMSELF, BUT THE PRIEST HID BEHIND THE ALTAR TO LISTEN TO WHAT THIS BOY HAS TO SAY TO HIS HEAVENLY FATHER. "YOU KNOW MY MATH EXAM WAS PRETTY BAD TODAY, BUT I DID NOT CHEAT - ALTHOUGH MY SEATMATE IS
BULLYING ME FOR NOTES... I ATE ONE CRACKER AND DRANK MY WATER, ITAY HAD A BAD SEASON AND ALL I CAN EAT IS THIS CRACKER.

THANK YOU FOR THIS! I SAW A POOR KITTEN THAT WAS HUNGRY AND I KNOW HOW HE FEELS SO I GAVE MY LAST CRACKER TO HIM...
FUNNY BUT I AM NOT THAT HUNGRY. LOOK, THIS IS MY LAST PAIR OF SLIPPERS ... I MAY HAVE TO WALK BAREFOOTED NEXT WEEK ... YOU SEE THIS IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN. BUT IT IS OKAY AT LEAST I AM STILL GOING TO SCHOOL ...

SOME SAY WE WILL HAVE A HARD SEASON THIS YEAR AND SOME OF MY CLASSMATES HAVE ALREADY STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL. PLEASE HELP THEM GET BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN, PLEASE JESUS? ...

OH, YOU KNOW, INAY HAD HIT ME AGAIN, IT IS PAINFUL, BUT I KNOW THIS PAIN WILL PASS AWAY; AT LEAST I STILL HAVE A MOTHER... JESUS, YOU WANT TO SEE MY BRUISES? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAL THEM...HERE...HERE AND....OH...BLOOD ... I GUESS YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS ONE HUH? PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT INAY. SHE IS JUST TIRED AND SHE WORRIES FOR THE FOOD IN OUR TABLE AND MY SCHOOLING THAT IS WHY SHE HITS US ...

OH, I THINK I AM IN LOVE ... THERE'S THIS PRETTY GIRL IN MY CLASS, HER NAME IS ANITA ... DO YOU THINK SHE WILL LIKE ME? ANYWAY, AT LEAST I KNOW YOU WILL ALWAYS LIKE ME, I DON'T HAVE TO BE ANYBODY JUST TO PLEASE YOU, YOU ARE MY VERY BEST FRIEND! HEY YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!

AREN'T YOU EXCITED? I AM! WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY GIFT FOR YOU.... BUT IT IS A SURPRISE! I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE IT! OOPS, I HAVE TO GO..." THEN HE STOOD UP AND CALLS OUT, "PADRE, PADRE, I AM FINISHED TALKING TO MY FRIEND. YOU CAN ACCOMPANY ME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD NOW"

EVERYDAY THIS ROUTINE HAPPENS WITHOUT FAIL FOR ANDOY. FATHER AGATON SHARES THIS EVERY SUNDAY TO THE PEOPLE IN HIS CHURCH BECAUSE HE HAS NOT SEEN A VERY PURE FAITH AND TRUST IN JESUS, A VERY POSITIVE LOOK AT NEGATIVE SITUATIONS.

ONE CHRISTMAS DAY, FATHER AGATON WAS SICK SO HE COULD NOT MAKE IT TO CHURCH, HE WAS SENT TO THE HOSPITAL. THE CHURCH WAS LEFT TO 4 MANANGS WHO WOULD CHANT THE ROSARY IN 1000 MILES PER HOUR WOULD NOT SMILE AND ALWAYS FIND FAULT IN WHAT YOU DO.

THEY ARE ALSO VERY WELL VERSED IN CURSING IF YOU IRRITATE THEM! THEY WERE KNEELING, SAYING THEIR KILOMETRIC ROSARY WHEN ANDOY, COMING FROM HIS CHRISTMAS PARTY, PLAYFULLY DASHED IN, "HELLO JESUS!


"P----! (A CURSE) BATA KA! ALAM MO NANG MAY NAGDADASAL DITO! ALIS!" POOR ANDOY WAS SO TERRIFIED, "WHERE'S FATHER AGATON? HE IS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME CROSS THE STREET.... AND TO BE ABLE TO CROSS THE STREET I WILL HAVE TO PASS BY THIS CHURCH ... NOT ONLY THAT, I HAVE TO GREET JESUS. TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY AND I HAVE A GIFT RIGHT HERE....

JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GET THE GIFT OUT OF HIS SHIRT, ONE MANANG PULLED HIS SHIRT AND THREW HIM OUT OF THE CHURCH. "SUSMARYOSEP! (DOES A SIGN OF THE CROSS FERVENTLY) ALIS KANG BATA KA, KUNG HINDI MATATAMAAN KA! SO THE BOY HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO CROSS THE DANGEROUS SIDE OF THE ROAD IN FRONT OF THE CHURCH.

HE CROSSED. THERE WAS A BLIND CURVE. A FAST MOVING BUS CAME IN. THE BOY WAS PROTECTING HIS GIFT INSIDE HIS SHIRT, SO HE WAS NOT LOOKING. THERE WAS SO LITTLE TIME. THE BUS HIT ANDOY AND HE DIED ON THE SPOT. A LOT OF PEOPLE CROWDED THE LIFELESS BODY OF THE YOUNG BOY.

THEN SUDDENLY, OUT OF NOWHERE A TALL MAN WEARING A WHITE SHIRT AND PANTS, A FACE SO MILD AND GENTLE, BUT WITH EYES FULL OF TEARS. HE CAME AND LIFTED THE BOY IN HIS ARMS AND HE WAS CRYING.

THE CURIOUS BYSTANDERS NUDGED THE MAN IN WHITE, AND ASKED, "EXCUSE ME SIR, ARE YOU RELATED TO THIS CHILD? DO YOU KNOW THIS CHILD?" THE MAN, HIS FACE MOURNING AND IN AGONY ANSWERED, "HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND."

HE TOOK THE BADLY WRAPPED GIFT IN THE BLOODY CHEST OF ANDOY AND PLACED IT NEAR HIS HEART. HE STOOD UP AND CARRIED THE BOY AWAY AND THEY BOTH DISAPPEARED IN SIGHT. THE CROWD WAS BEWILDERED.

THE NEXT DAY, FATHER AGATON LEARNED OF THE SHOCKING NEWS. HE IMMEDIATELY VISITED ANDOY'S HOUSE AND WANTED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE MAN IN WHITE. HE ASKED ANDOY'S PARENTS. "DO YOU KNOW THE MAN WHO TOOK ANDOY?"

"A MAN IN WHITE BROUGHT HIM HERE." SOBBED THE MOTHER. "WHAT DID HE SAY?" THE FATHER ANSWERED, "HE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING. HE WAS MOURNING. WE DO NOT KNOW HIM AND YET HE WAS VERY LONELY AT OUR SON'S DEATH AS IF HE KNEW OUR SON VERY WELL.

THERE WAS SOMETHING PEACEFUL AND UNEXPLAINABLE ABOUT HIM. HE BROUGHT MY SON HOME AND THEN HE SMILED GENTLY.
HE RUBBED ANDOY'S HAIR AWAY FROM HIS FACE AND KISSED HIM ON HIS FOREHEAD. THEN HE WHISPERED SOMETHING TO ANDOY."

"WHAT DID HE SAY?", ASKED THE PRIEST. THE FATHER BEGAN, "HE SAID TO MY SON... "THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT ... I WILL SEE YOU SOON... YOU WILL BE WITH ME FOREVER..." ANDOY'S FATHER CONTINUED, "YOU KNOW FOR A WHILE, I FELT SO WONDERFUL. I CRIED, BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I CRIED TEARS OF JOY. I COULD NOT EXPLAIN IT FATHER. WHEN THAT MAN LEFT, SOMETHING PEACEFUL CAME OVER ME. I FELT A DEEP SENSE OF LOVE INSIDE. I COULD NOT EXPLAIN THE JOY IN MY HEART. I KNEW MY BOY IS IN HEAVEN NOW . BUT .TELL ME FATHER, WHO IS THIS MAN THAT MY SON TALKS TO EVERYDAY IN YOUR CHURCH.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE... EXCEPT ON THE TIME OF HIS DEATH."


FATHER AGATON SUDDENLY FELT THE TEARS WELLING IN HIS EYES, WITH TREMBLING KNEES, HE MURMURED, "HE WAS TALKING TO NO ONE.... BUT....JESUS."

Twang said...

Duh! As if it CHANGED YOU!

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

Walang bagong post? Alam ko kung bakit. Kasi walang pasok yesterday that's why walang computer na magamit si cofibean :) peace!

Anonymous said...

art bell:
dude, luma na yang hate-mail na yan.. matagal ng kumalat yan.. such a lamer
sews

- ex-agent-001

Anonymous said...

purplephoenix23 said:

I quote:

1.
"Mistah said...
I would like to make some corrections to the first year law student who made the comment above. You need to brush up on your Law 101 honey:"

xxx

"Do I need to elaborate on that?"

----> YES. To give credit to your contention you should elaborate further.

BTW, Under the Rules on Electronic evidence, electronic messages cannot be used in criminal proceedings...

2.
"Basically, I do understand that you don't have any idea on where this rather "cheap case" as you call it came from. You just rushed onto writing the first thing that came into your mind without even checking first all the FACTS before concluding something. That is very UNETHICAL and would win for your client some gold bars of prison. It only showed your GROSS IGNORANCE OF THE LAW as you put it."

----> Am only commenting about the errors of his imaginary lawyer about citing the wrong legal provisions and not the Facts that lead to this defamatory controversy.

3.

xxx

"Well, that is why they need lawyers like us to prove whether someone is indeed guilty of a crime or not. xxx"

----> MISTAH, if you are really a lawyer, please enlightened us with these legal issues, please?

4.

"Now, all I need for you to do is to study all the facts first and brush up on your LAW 101 as you call it before making any legal comments. It is kinda CHEAP kasi."

----> I rest my case your honor. This is my last comment here.

LASTLY, Am very sorry if I gave you the impression I'm a lawyer. I'm flattered. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious man! Keep it up! :P

frenemy said...

karinne thanks dear, thats only a mere observation. anyway i'm sure this guy is soooo famous by now!. With that UBER COOL WRITING SKILLS, (s)he gonna beat Celine Lopez! he's just wasting his time writing some crappy stories but hey people want more! if i were you cofibean, why dont you write stories for a cause? perhaps donate your money for the katutubos, hey you gonna help the economy of the philippines and maybe i can elect you as the next president. You're so UBER COOL and so famous! Damn! im so talino tlga!

Anonymous said...

it's not cofimean.. it's the comments that makes mah day... hahahahahaha... this is hella funny tlga..lolz

call center agent said...

actually laos na nga si cofibean ang mga sikat na ngayon eh yung mga nag co-comment ditech kasi nakakatawa ang mga comment dito..post lang kayo ng post ah... at kay cofibean sus..iho..nakakaawa ka you are so pathetic.... on your blog just show what kind of a bovine fecal matter you really are.. sus.....

Anonymous said...

Puke mo!

Anonymous said...

Cno b yng cofibean n yn? bkit cya pinag uusapan? e ang tangi lng nmn nyng ginawa eh mang lait ng kung cno2 at kung ano2. Kasi nmn he? or he? anu b tlaga basta. He/She (hehehheh) a creature, teka masasabi p nga bng creature yn? o cge e2 n tlga hes just sick of his damn life Im sure thats why hes doing his ugly and nonsense blogs....

Anonymous said...

i think ysabelle and xiumai are hot! lol ^^