Wednesday, October 24, 2012

New Ipad Mini Unveiled



Shit pare! I'm palpitating na right now just thinking about the new Ipad Mini. I was like not informed by my so called friends kasi of the Ipad Mini unveiling at the California Theater. I'm kinda tired na rin kasi of using the New Ipad. Its big and Im not comfortable bringing it with me specially when I'm at some chichi places. I mean, people might think I'm also an orc. Shit! I hate that when it happens.

Whats happening with the world na ba? When I visited Greenbelt recently, almost everyone is using an Ipad na. Even those who doesn't look the part pare. I mean, what the fuck? Even the mahirap natives can now afford pricey gadgets like the New Ipad. Good thing I have a keen eye pare in identifying the posers from the real blue blood. Well, they can all rot in hell for all I care dude. basta I'll make sure na I'll get my hands on the Ipad mini next week. I'll call my Tita to buy one for me and have it ship ASAP sa pinas dude.

I did some thinking yesterday pare. It must be with the installment plan being offered by the major credit card companies. The idea just dawned on me dude. Shit! It makes perfect sense now. Good thing I am paying in cash nowadays. I'm that cool kasi dude. I'm always bringing cash with me anywhere I go. I mean admit it dude, I can always flaunt my money in front of those baho natives and all they can do is to drool and be inggit that I have cash and all that they have are those maxed out credit cards from loan sharks. I bet they only pay the minimum pa of their amount due. So pathetic pare.

Cards are now out. Cold cash are in. So in order to see if someone is really rich pare, just look at their wallets. If you see thick moolahs, yep, that's a certified glitterati if all you can see are the cards and even some suki cards and prepaid call cards, posers yun dude. Beat the crap out of that shit and help me in my effort to clean the metro of yaman-wannabees.

Anyways, that's all for now muna pare. I need to go pa to Starbs to meet my future wife. Later dude!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Avengers


Dude!!!! I sooo effin' love this movie. Shit! I need to buy na some collectibles aside from the Petron crap.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Back sa Pinas

Shit pare! I think I just made the biggest mistake of my layf!!! I got back here sa Pinas at the most init time! My mom kasi was making kulit always to visit them here. Eh I was like trying to gather the broken pieces of my life kaya abroad. So many bad things happened to me pare and I was like totally parted na from the good vibes. I think I'm losing na my instant access to my kaluluwa lately.

Badtrip pa the plane I was in. The guy sitting right next to me was like taking photos at almost all the clouds. So I was like really asar at all the movements he was making. So baho pa naman his underarm pare. Really not cool. Buti na lang I was able to hand carry my cologne. So I was able to make spray at him while he was busy making papicture sa plane. Good for him I was not in a confrontational mood no. Anyways, I just covered na lang my nose kasi his BO was over powering the cologne.

Okay dude, I know it has been a while since the last time I posted. Just like what I've said, I was like really busy trying to make buo lang something. I was hit head on by karma kasi dude! Buti na lang I was like good at carrying myself in public. All of my friends pa are like busy din. I have dami friends but not even one of them are available for a talk. Its their chance pa naman to hear my rants pare. I mean, its not everyday that I feel this way no. Oh hell, its their problem na. I'll just make linis lang my aura for the next few days. Then I'll make another post.

Also, I deleted na lang all the comments set for moderation pare. So dami na kasi. I think I needed a brand new start and look for another blog na tahimik. I left na nga blurty because of them.

Ahhh! Its hard to find inner peace pare.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

The Drowning Katutubo Economy

Tangina pare. It has been quite some time since the last time I made kwento here at my blog. Been busy kasi energizing my aura due to some tanginang moments that happened. I will not share na lang para wala ng katutubos to comment pa on them. The hell no!

Ok here's the deal pare, just got back here sa pinas from an uber long vacation at my aunt. Bad trip kasi my mom for messing my life with that pasosyal na girl eh. Its obvious naman na I dont like her no. Shit talaga. She was too clingy pare. Good thing I made takas before they ruined my life completely. Yeah.. THEY pare! It was really a conspiracy theory. I really don't know na nga who's on my side na. I think they are all ganging up on me. I was like muntik ng maging criminal pa because of that bitch. Since the kwento is so haba pare, I'll just cut it short na lang. I made sakal the clingy bitch because I couldn't stand her feeling my wife na agad attitude. So kapal dude diba?

Anyways, I wasn't able to vote pare. Pero its ok lang. I think all the candidates that ran for some pwestos are all trapos naman eh. I mean, come on dude?! I think you katutubos already learned from your past. Ok, its given na that some of you primitivos are stupid. Pero don't tell me dude that you gained another quality from the recent election? Memory gap... Confabulating much? Sheesh! Pathetic natives!

Ok, I'll just try to remind you lang ha. Below are some politicians who ran in the recently held election.

Manny Villar: C5 at Tyaga.
Erap Estrada: Edsa 3, Anyone care to place their bet at the jueteng currently being played at the boracay mansion? As in now na!
Noynoy Aquino: Mama, Papa and Sis of the Hacienda Luisita. Not to mention the highest rated candidate of Pulse Asia of which by the way is owned by HIS relatives: Rafael Cojuangco Lopa, Antonio Cojuangco, etc. Obviously, he ran on nothing but the memory of his parents.
Lito Lapid: Leon Guerero anyone? Or is it Guerrero? O come on pare, lets not QUARRY este quarrel about this.
Ralph Recto: The author and defender of the EVAT LAW. Need I say more?
Ferdinand Marcos Jr.: Martial Law and Edsa 1.
Bong Revilla: Before doing the lame ochocho, care for some Kap's Amazing Photos? Click here. And here pa.

Shit pare, dito na my stoopid driver.. I'll try to write some more na lang later.

Friday, February 20, 2009

February Update

Ok pare, remember the girl I made kwento last time? Well for some effin reason I cant seem to shed her out of my life. She's like glued na to me pare. I know Im hot and all pero pare this is something different, shes acting like im her property na no! What the hell! Nobody owns me pare! Pero don't get me wrong ha. Im not bakla pero I dont have any feelings talaga towards her eh. But thanks to my pakialamera mom, I think Im stuck na with Cheska. I mean I'd still choose my ex lesbo girlfriend Ysabelle if only shes still single and not married to that gay Bobby dude.

Just like what happened last week after the wedding of my cousin. Some guy friends invited me over to have coffee at starbs Harbor Square. And since I'm with my gf, no choice pare but to tag her along at starbs or else Hilariously Stoopid will make sumbong na naman to my stupid mom na Im not being nice to Cheska. I made iwan kasi her the last time we watched movie at ATC because she really made me pikon.

Eh puta pare, she's like mas malala pa kay Claude when it comes to being maarte and all. Here's the scenario pare: since im still not allowed to drive my car, Hilarously Stoopid drove us to Square Harbor to meet up with my friends there. We never bothered changing getups pa pare. Since we all look cool naman sporting our fine barongs. But since im with Cheska, I have an extra baggage with me. I have to be extra nice to her or else my mom would cut my LAST card. Shit talaga pare! Its like conspiracy theory talaga. Im feeling like Mel Gibson na trying to make isip on how to free myself from the unwanted setup. So yun na nga diba, after Hilarously Stoopid parked the car, Cheska refused to get down from the car. It was raining a bit kasi pare. Pero it was like a bit lang talaga. Pero the fucking Cheska doesnt want to get out of the car because she was afraid daw that her Manolo Blahnik might get ruined by the water. Tangina talaga pare! Eh I was like salivating pa naman for a cup-of-chino that time. So I was like really muntik ng i-tie around her neck the shole she's wearing. Buti na lang I saw a group of wet baho natives seeking shelter from the rain along the restos near the parking area. So thats more than enough reason for me to also backout from the caffeine convention and head back inside the car. Hirap na pare. Who knows if those natives are infected with some kind of airborne disease diba? Good thing we are like 10 meters away from them. Funny nga how those orcs got basa eh. Siguro it was divine intervention na for them to make ligo no. They all look so baho na kasi eh.

Thats all muna for now pare. I'll just make lipat lang my files to the external drive I bought kanina. ciao dudes and dudettes.