Saturday, November 26, 2005

Bored.

I was really bored pare and walang magawa. So I browsed na lang the web to look for gifts na online for my family and friends dahil close na ang Christmas. So yun na nga diba? I have to make pa-plastic na naman infront of some friends eh I'm not receiving naman anything from them every Pasko no? I have to maintain lang talaga some connections kaya I'm doing this. Just like last Christmas, the only gift I received came from Josie, our native katulong. How sweet naman of her to remember me no eh obvious naman na she was just like making sipsep and asking for a raise lang that time. The hell! I threw nga her gift sa trashcan and made ngiwi na lang infront of her. Asa pa her no! Kadiri naman kasi the gift wrapper she used eh. It's like so cheap tapos with a dedication card pa! As in shota? The fuck!

I checked nga pala polo.com for some holiday promos. They are offering Free Shipping daw if I ordered more than $150 worth of items from their site. And since I haven't used naman my platinum card lately, I tried online shopping. I usually pay kasi in cash. Kaso I'm like so tamad na to go sa malls dahil I don't want to brush shoulders with some baho masa who's only window shopping there lang naman. Not to mention the sosy-wanabees orcs na obvious naman na posers lang. Losers talaga dami!

Below are what I bought kanina from polo.com:



Polo Sport Gift Set ($57.50)
Romance Silver Value Set ($65.00)
Pure Torquoise Holiday Set ($75.00)
Beaton Pant ($97.50)

And for myself:
A couple of Chinos (Hamptom Poplin Cargo Pants) ($250.00)
Polo Pocket T-Shirt ($27.50)

Also, I bought a dozen shirt from this site - Threadless. They are on sale kasi. Only 10 bucks lang for each shirt! Grabe sa dami pare ng designs. Uber cheap pa! I spent $120 lang for all 12 shirts! Great sale no?



So, all in all, I spent $693.00 lang! And I thought I will spend like a thousand bucks just like before. Hehehe. Talino talaga me when it comes to gift shopping. Hassle free pa pare.

Anyways, I received nga pala another email from Ysabelle. She really missed me daw pare. She said kasi in her letter,

"....Always take care and please don't forget my gift this Christmas ok? I'll just email you my new address here in New York."

See pare, she's like concerned saken. Obvious naman na she likes me pa rin no. The only hindrance lang naman is that bading na white guy bobby who's just like using Ysabelle lang as a front. Fuck talaga that guy. I will make agaw na lang Ysabelle from him. He's like useless naman eh.

Siguro tama na muna that for now pare. My ulo is kinda sakit pa kasi right now.

83 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Cofi Bean!

I always check out your blog for new posts everyday.

Matalino ka talaga. UP grad ka ba? =D

-kittyhawk

Anonymous said...

Ikaw ba cofibean ang nasa photo? Ang gwapo kasi. Nababading ata ako.

Anonymous said...

Goodness gracious! The guy in the pic is so fuckin' HOT! I wanna surrender my virginity to him.

Anonymous said...

Goodness gracious! The guy in the pic is so FUCKIN' HOT!

I WOULD DEFINITELY SURRENDER MY VIRGINITY TO HIM.

Anonymous said...

fuck xmas shopping. they should make sipsip to you, not the other way around. labo naman kwento mo. no gifts from anyone? wow, shows you how people like/need you.

Anonymous said...

Filthy rich faggot!

Anonymous said...

$693 CHEAPP??????? PUKINGINA KA! SAKEN MO NALANG SANA BINIGAY YAN! PALILIGAYAHIN PA KITA!

Dave Grohl said...

That guy is hot! Nagkakaprecum ako sa kanya! Cofibean, ayoko na sa iyo. Sa kanya na lang ako! Nyahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

LOSER!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ang papa nga nung nasa picture hahaha 600+ USD lang nabili mo? pano mo ginawa yun, everytime mag shopping ako palagi ako lagpas 1K USD! fuck talaga! turuan mo naman ako mag shopping hehehe

Anonymous said...

Ur cool pare alam mo yun threadless!

good luck sa sulot tactics mo regarding ysabelle! hoping for the best for u bro!

Anonymous said...

you are getting boring and boring and boring and boring and......You forgot to buy a big space in the cemetery where we will surely bury you. Peace man. You are a piece of shit. Or rather, a pile of shit.

Anonymous said...

$693 only for xmas gifts, good for you. got my gifts a total of $995 dollars this year. and its still climbing tsk tsk but just like you said, got to maintain those connections. hehehe
good for you and Ysabelle .
later . . .

palamunin@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Yabang mo bayot!

Anonymous said...

Ano ba yan! $693 dollars lang? E pang tip ko lang yan sa callboy na hinahire ko tuwing friday. Kaw ba gusto mo akong subukan? Bayaran kita kahit magkano.

Bruhilda said...

No wonder na walang nagmamahal sayo. Hinde ka naman kasi kainlove-inlove.

Titi mo kasi may asin!

Anonymous said...

Ang yayabang naman ng nagcocomment dito. If I know, sa Divisoria lang kayo namimili no? Mukha nyo lang mukhang kalawang na gagastos pa kayo ng 1K dollars! In your face orcs!

Cheng said...

Buti naman at tumigil na ang Dave Grohl na yun sa kapopost ng mga walang kwentang nobela dito. Naghahang tuloy pc ko.

Pag callcenter talaga bobo. Sige pa Cofibean, ihampas mo nga sa pader ang mga mukha ng hampaslupang iyan.

Callcenters talaga are for losers!

Anonymous said...

FUCK MEEEE COFIBEAN!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, if ever kailangan mo ng escort, kindly email me sa email address na inemail ko sayo ha? Andun na mga photos ng mga talents ko. Babae at Lalake. Just choose. We will make you happy 24/7. Just call or text me.

Ciao!

Anonymous said...

OMG naman sa mga nagco-comment dito! Di nyo ba see na he's just tripping? LOL!!!

ysabelle said...

you suck!!!!!!!

Mang Tonyo said...

Sobrang totoong tao po si ser Matt. Mabaet den po sya. Ako po si Mang Tonyo na drayber niya mula nung bata pa sya. Hinde nya lang alam na ako den ang tatay nya. Kenuha po sya ni senyorita sa aken sa halagang isangdaang peso. Pero ngayon po ay babaween ko na sya. Mess na mess ko na kasi anak ko.

I lab yu Matt.

kittyhawk said...

guys, leave him alone. you don't know intelligence even if hits you right smack on the face.

like matt (if that's his real name) said before in his former blog "inggit lang kayo cause I'm good at this."

THIS, being the manner he chose to make his blog.

Nakakatawa nga eh.

sayang ang altapresyon.

sheesh.

Keep it up Cofi Bean! May following ka na dito sa amin. =D

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cofibean, bakit hinde mo pinopost ang ibang comments namin? Diba ikaw ang ambassador of free expression? Why suppress ours?

Anonymous said...

Parang si Chona Mae to eh... yung katulong dito rin sa blogger. Kala ko pa naman sosyal kang malupit naglagay ka pa ng picture ng pabanago, that is so yesterday and has-been

Anonymous said...

Matt, kilala mo ba yung guy sa Photo ng threadless? Ang cute kasi. Parang he's talking to me totally. Soul mate na itetch!

Anonymous said...

Yeh! Sale nga ang threadless! Ang galing no?!

Anonymous said...

Buhay pa pala ang blog na ito. I thought inde ito tatagal. Konting panahon na lang ilalage mo cofibin. Malapit ka ng magwakas.

Anonymous said...

Shop in your dreams pare! Lubog ka na sa utang tanga!

Anonymous said...

Magbago ka na cofibean. Kaya ka kinakarma e. Aantayin mo pa bang may kumulam sayo?

Roy said...

Wanted penpal! View my profile by clicking on my nick. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

j00r $u(|-| 4 L053R. j00r t37 |0$$3r!!111. 63t PWNED!!!!

Amigo said...

Alam mo cofibean, kung wala kang kaibigan, ako pwede. I just emailed you.

I promise to take good care of you as my friend. Hindi din ako marunong magtake-advantage. Basta ba sagot mo lang ang cofi natin lagi sa Starbucks at merienda, I will stay by your side no matter what.

Kindly reply to my email. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Meron bang local boutique ang threadless dito sa atin?

Anonymous said...

I fity you.

Anonymous said...

What's with the hate ba man? Kindly post naman yung reason kung bakit galit na galit ka sa mga callcenter. Kasi hanggang ngayon ay nalilito pa rin kami dahil wala naman kaming ginagawa sayo. Daig mo sa si Art Bell kung magsalita.

Anonymous said...

Sore loser!

Hotdoghawk said...

Kittyhawk, gusto mo magangbang?

Anonymous said...

MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION:

SINO BA TALAGA SI COFIBEAN? BAKIT WALANG PIC ANG BLOG NYA? POST MO NAMAN PIC MO MR. COFIBEAN.

Anonymous said...

No wonder pare wala kang kaibigan. Tinitipid mo kasi pagreregalo sa kanila at baka naghahantay ka rin ng kapalit. Tsk! Tsk!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, magbenta ka kaya ng mga Cofibean items para masaya. :D

Anonymous said...

i pity ung mga nagagalit sa posts mo. MGA WALA KAYONG KASING TANGA!!!!

~~~

karMeister@gmail.com said...

Thanks for adding me sa pwendster!! Love the Blog man!! wakokoko! yeah benta ka nga mga Shirts kaya! If you print out something like "If you see cofibean kill him and burn his body!" bet itl sell like pancakes sa mga katutubong Orcs from mordor! wakokoko!! dai dai dai!!

Anonymous said...

duh wawa ka naman walang nagbbgay ng regalo sayo

pathetic

Anonymous said...

aww, i miss the call center bashing :(

Anonymous said...

i just wonder if cofibean's for real.

Jobert said...

Dude. Cool site pare. It's not even just cool tsong. It's way past cool. Lamig ng dating.

So anyway, dude. I did you up a post over at my site. Keep it coming tsong.

Later buddy, gotta bounce.

Anonymous said...

Bakit dinedelete ni Cofibean ang ibang entries dito sa comment box nya?

Anonymous said...

j00r $u(|-| 4 L053R. j00r t37 |0$$3r!!111. 63t PWNED!!!!

feeling haxxor... script kiddie!

Anonymous said...

sounds scripted...

Anonymous said...

bakit hindi mo tularan si bryanboy - siya may US$50,000 chinchilla jacket. eh ikaw pang polo ka lang. kacheapan talaga!

Anonymous said...

Bakit naman gagayahin ni cofibean si Bryanboy e bading na bading yun. Ang alam lang nun ay humada o chumupa.

Isa pang poser yun. Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

kung talagang rich ka.bakit ka pumapatol sa sale items,gago.hindi ka rin taga ua&p,kasi sabi mo accounting grad ka dun.olol ka pala eh.WALANG ACCOUNTING SA UA&P.ano pahiya ka noh!sige mag hanap ka ng palusot na ua&p ka talaga.ay oo nga pala UA&P ka nga kaya lang UNIVERSITY OF ASSUMPTION-PAMPANGA.gago

Cofibean Fanatic said...

Tanga! Saan mo naman nakita na accounting grad si cofibean? Bobo! Kaw ang nananaginip? Magreresearch ka na lang puro katangahan pa. Naku!

Dapat kasi kay cofibean, ibalik na lang yung dating title ng site nya e. Nyahahaha!

rel said...

cofibean! make naman your posts believable uli! parang sobra na ata na fantasy ang nkkita ko. ibalik mo yung para bang before sa previous posts at sa dating blog mo! mas okei yun. ayt?

oh yeah thanks pala for adding me up sa friendster. i gotta meet you in person talaga! :)

--> rel <--

rel said...

oh yeah. i suggest mag post ka everyday kasi ala akong mabassa pag nabobored ako sa orcish job ko dito e. :) thanks.

o nga pala! sino ba nag post na taga callcenter sa cebu? kc ako rin e. baka ofc mates lang tayo ;p

thedemented said...

haha! nice blog!

Dave Grohl said...

After my 2 days OFF, that's all you've got cofibean? A new post with a monumental 55 comments? Whew great job and nice try...

Anonymous said...

Bakit dinedelete ni Cofibean ang ibang posts dito sa comment box?

Anonymous said...

Bakit parang medyo naglielow ata si Cofibean sa callcenter bashing? At pareng cofibean, kelan mo sisimulan ang callcenter genocide? Sama ako ha? Kahit patadyak lang ng isa sa mukha. Hahahahahaha!

Dante said...

Bakit hindi na gano nagpopost si cofibean ng entry tapos moderated pa ang comments nya? Mas masaya dati. Free flowing ang comments. Balik mo na sa dati ang lahat cofibean.

Anonymous said...

Guys, punta na lang kayo kay BRYANBOY.COM at least doon maraming pic. Bading nga lang. Sabagay, pareho naman sila ni Cofibean na bading na mayabang.

Wakokoko!

Anonymous said...

Uy, gawa naman kayo ng anti cofibean na blog. Labanan natin ito!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, pwede makipag friend? 18/f/Manila.

Anonymous said...

Aba! May photo na uli si Cofibean. Kaso may nakatakip pa sa mata. Tanggalin mo na kasi. Tutal wala namang gagalaw sayo sa makati. Kasama mo naman lagi si Mang Tonyo right?

Anonymous said...

My gawd! Are you for real?

Sige lang... ituloy mo lang ang ginagawa mo. Maganda yan. Pampabata.

Stop if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

Obvious namang satire ito. Tsaka ang cheap ha. Polo lang. Hump! Hinde man lang Bench o kaya Penshope. Obvious na walang pera.

Anonymous said...

Hay! Sana pala hinde ko na lang binasa itong blog na ito. Nahayblad pa ako. Nagsayang pa ako ng oras. Mas masarap pang tumae.

Dyan ka na!

Mang Tonyo said...

Ang galing mo talagang mag imbento Matt. Puro ka panaginip. Magtrabaho ka na nga at hinahanap ka na ng bisor natin. Lalabhan mo pa daw yung mga basahang may suka ng customer.

Anonymous said...

Bobo! Major!

nasty lil devil said...

crap.. the posts are becoming lame... really L-A-M-E no? *LOL*

Anonymous said...

:: SlumOfBeverlyHills ::

"cant stop laughing, lol funny and killer. most parts are funny.
all the people who said Thumbs down must be crazy, this is hilarious..."

Anonymous said...

WANTED: BOYFRIEND/FUBU

name: NINA

age: 27

location: Pasig City

email: misspillowtalk26@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

this is great stuff. this blogger hates the very person he poses to be. that's why he's effective.

Anonymous said...

at least si bryanboy madaming pera. may prueba. eh ikaw wala

Anonymous said...

dude, check the inconsistencies in your story so that people wud fully enjoy ur write up. plan well about wat ur gnna write and how the story will flow. ur one unimaginable being. :)

Anonymous said...

your so uber cheap pare! you buy on sales?! ewwwww! wala kang pinag-iba sa mga mga mababahong indio nang bansang ito.

excuse me you make me puke talaga pare. blah!

Anonymous said...

we love bryanboy!

you are a poor bastard postering as a rich kid!

you make me sick!

Anonymous said...

YOUR A BAFOON-YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY-YOU GO ON AND LOVE BRAYNBOY-MORON> we love bryanboy!

you are a poor bastard postering as a rich kid!

you make me sick!

Anonymous said...

"Anyways, I received nga pala another email from Ysabelle. She really missed me daw pare. She said kasi in her letter,

"....Always take care and please don't forget my gift this Christmas ok? I'll just email you my new address here in New York."

See pare, she's like concerned saken. Obvious naman na she likes me pa rin no."

HAHAHA!! don't you understand english!? can't you see that she's not concerned about you!?! the only reason why she's sending you her address is because she NEEDS HER CHRISTMAS GIFT; not because she likes you or anything..

damn.. i pity people who are being used, just like you..

Anonymous said...

PEKE!!!GAGO!TANGA!bwahahahahahaha!!!!nice one COFIBEAN!

Anonymous said...

Wow you are a celebrity people dig you.....