Monday, October 31, 2005

Jinxed

It was really annoying talaga pare. It was like I'm so malas today. I invited pa naman a girl to shop with me kanina so I told my mom na I don't need a driver na. Especially an old driver pa. Negative pogi points kaya if I am dating someone tapos may chaperon pa. Tapos oldie pa! I'm no longer a kid kaya tapos I have a driver pa.

So yun na nga diba, when I looked at the garage, my car was missing so I told my mom, "Mom, where's my car?" And she told me na my father is using it daw and that I have to settle na lang daw on my old car which is a Toyota Vios. Damn talaga! Kung kelan pa I will make porma, wala pa my car. I don't like the Vios kaya. What will people think no? It's bulok na kaya and one headlight is busted pa. It's so squatter talaga. So I'm like a taxi driver na diba. I'm really embarrased talaga when I picked Jaja from Multinational Paranaque, her mom looked at me like sama pa. What the fuck is she thinking no? I look like a good boy kaya and not to mention my uber cool porma with matching oakley shades pa. I was just like making porma pa naman to her daughter tapos she will act that way. The hell! She's like so weird no. I just made bati na lang then asked Jaja to get inside the car para makaalis na kami away from that freaky house and from her weirdo mom.

On our way to ATC, my tire got flat pa. Of all times naman pare, I don't know pa naman how to change a flat tire. As if naman I will change it no. I'm afraid kaya na my getup will get sira pa. So I called my mom and told her that I need Mang Tonyo to pick us up because the damn vios car broke down. Kahiya talaga with my date. So we waited for half an hour before Mang Tonyo arrived. Fuck talaga that old guy, it was like so lapit lang kaya tapos it took him half an hour pa! So I made galit na lang to Mang Tonyo infront of Jaja to make paimpress na I have a slave no. After that, we decided to shop na lang at ATC instead of Rockwell kasi its raining daw sa Manila. I invested pa naman two hours in my looks tapos it will get basa lang. No way pare! Never will I allow myself to look like the orc-like jologs working at a callcenter no. They are always like basa kaya underneath those thick jackets and looks like baho pa!

Tapos at ATC, I got dulas pa because one of the stupid Janitor is not doing his job. I was really embarassed talaga kanina because almost all of the katutubos inside the mall were like looking at me and giggling. I mean seriously, whats their problem ba? Siguro they were all just inggit lang because I still look good no after making dulas at that slippery floor. I know how to handle my poise kaya unlike them, even though hinde pa sila nadudulas they all look like the floors na. Kadire talaga those people.

I was really infuriated talaga kanina because of the laughing katutubos and the badvibes. Tapos my date made yaya pa ng uwi agad. Damn! Shes missing out on something pare. Shit talaga! So yun na nga diba? We have to go early without me buying anything pa. Shit talaga! What's her problem din ba? I bet she got that from her weirdo mom din no! Well fuck 'em both. As if naman I'm really after her. She's nothing kaya compared to Ysabelle.

Well, siguro tama na muna that for now. Will stop na muna blogging. Have to finish pa some stuff before I leave for US tomorrow.

And to all the fucking katutubong low-life pakialemors no... have a life will you! Hope you all rot in hell! FUCK YOU ALL! Pakasawa kayo for two weeks. I'll make ganti na lang when I get back. It's my opinion kaya, so up to now, WALA PA RIN KAYONG SAY!

150 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hay naku!!! ngayon lang talaga ako nakakita ng taong kasing yabang mo. Diba si Mang Tonyo nga ang Tatay mo??? Taxi Driver sya na ang dina-drive eh yung Toyota Vios ng kapit-bahay nyo! Nadulas ka sa pagma-mop ng floor sa ATC kasi ikaw anf janitor doon. Kaya ka pinag titinginan eh dahil sa tatanga-tanga kang janitor na maporma, at ang suot naman ay ang mga labahin ng nanay mong labandera.
Minamalas talaga ang mahahangin na kagaya mo nho! Ang tawag dyan eh BAD KARMA gago.
Di nakapag-drive ang tatay mo kaya ikaw muna ang sumundo sa anak ng boss nya na magsa-shopping sana sa ATC pero napahiya sa itsura mo na tangengot na eh nadudulas pa kaya nagyaya ng umuwi kaagad. Tumakas ka lang kasi sa trabaho ng walang habas na bwisit ka para masundo mo lang sya tapos aksyong Date mo sya! Kakahiya ka talga!!!
Sino nga ba naman ang makakatagal sa isang driver na kasing engot mo noh!!! Lalong ayaw ko na makasabay din ng anak ko ang kagaya mong may bagyo sa ulo!!!
Sana naman eh hindi nabasag ang hiniram mong Oakley dahil wala ka namang pambayad non, db?
Tsaka talagang walang nabibili ang mga walang pera tsong.
Katawa-tawa ka siguro talaga nung madulas ka kaya kahit na ang aso nyong si Ysabelle ang kasama mo non eh hahalakhak sa pagmumukha mo noh!!!
Tuloy pala ang biyahe mo bukas??? Huwag ka sanang mapagkamalan na pulgas. Dahil garapata ang iyong katumbas. Ingat ka lang sa eroplano, hindi Bus yan nho. Baka dyan ka pa mag-lako ng yosi at banana que na siyang side line mo...
Huwag kang pakaang-kaang sa LAX at ide-deport ka kaagad. Pag may nakita kang Green Uniformed na pulis eh INS agent yon mag-hi ka kaagad para di ka mapagkamalang promdi. Di ka pa naman marunong mag-english ng deretso baka maunsaymi ang biyahe mo at kalaboso ng INS ang bagsakan mo hik hik hik,,,
You just have to remember that Americans doesn't appreciate jokes like you.

The inertia of your prehistoric brain isn't obliquely inclined to digest the data that they are about to input into it... Therefore, if you have nothing good to say, just shut the fuck up okay???

Von Voyage Queer, Faggot, Homophile if yo weren't able to enjoy the hotdogs from here, have some footlong over there and have your brains out fucked over and over...

Anonymous said...

Ayan muntikan na tuloy iclose itong comment box dahil mashado nyong dinidibdib eh. Cool lang kayo. Actually, kung iisipin cool nga ang blog na ito eh. Pampa-alis ng stress. So let the man be. Work na lang tayo and eenjoy natin ang blog nya. Obvious namang satire lang to eh. It's a big joke people. I still commend the guy behind cofibean for making me laugh right now. Keep the post coming dude!

Anonymous said...

I AGREE WITH THE GUY ABOVE. I MEAN ALAM NATIN KUNG ANO TAYO SA WORK SO WHY GET AFFECTED. SYA ANG STUPID. SO WHY STOOP DOWN TO HIS LEVEL> EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO HIS/HER OWN OPINION JUST LIKE COFIBEAN. MEDYO CROOKED NGA LANG PERO IT'S OK. KUNG TALAGANG GALIT KAYO SA KANYA WHY NOT CREATE A BLOG AGAINST COFI BEAN AND DOON NYO LAHAT SULAT NG GALIT NYO SA MUNDO AT WAG DITO. ANG BAGAL KASI MAGLOAD PAG BINABASA NAMIN ANG MGA COMMENTS DAHIL SA SPAMMED MESSAGES NA WALANG KWENTA. AGAIN, WAG NATING IPAKITA KAY COFIBEAN NA WALA NGA TAYONG PINAG-ARALAN. OBSERVE SILENCE AND BE MERRY NA LANG. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Go idol! Whooooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

pare bakit mo tinanggal ang pictures na post mo dati? Akala mo yata di namin na paste ung mga mukha nyo. Kita na lang tayo sa madrid theater rito sa canoga park ngayon nov 6. Alam mo na gustong gusto ka naman makitang nakahandusay along sherman way. Palagay ko makilala ka kaagad namin kong kasama mo si claude.Kita tayo sa dia de los muertos this nov 6.

kamatayan!!!!

Anonymous said...

Basta ako mahal ko pa rin si Cofibean. Kayo ang pakamatay no!

Anonymous said...

This is so true sister:

cHaRiE said...
tama na yan mga chong and chang...yaan na natin sya...aminin man natin o hindi, parepareho tayo nageenjoy sa mga comments natin tungkol sa mga sinulat nya...this is truly an eye opener...from the way i look at it, madalas we complain about the schedules we get and the days we are supposed to go to work, however, when people like cofibean say rude things about our job, bigla minamahal natin ang trabaho natin and we are challenged to prove na hindi tayo kasing bobo ng iniisip nya tungkol satin...

so it's still a good thing having him around diba? you go cofibean...=)

Anonymous said...

I ahve nothing against you cofibean so why say something about us callcenter agents? We are not making you any bad things. I'll just pray for your poor soul. I'm really sorry to read about this.

Anonymous said...

You hit me hard cofibean! Galeng! Are you for real?

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.

Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.

"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"

"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!

"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...

"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online

Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah

THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.

"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!

I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.

- Iczewoulf - out...

Anonymous said...

FUKI MU.

Anonymous said...

You blog rule you dawg!

Anonymous said...

hi i'm irvin.
can we be friend?

Jologigans said...

Friend mo pwet mo... Ang JOLOGS! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

what your problem?
i'm not talking to you jologigans?

Anonymous said...

Gago ka talaga Matt! Stop bashing all those helpless callcenter freaks. :D

Anonymous said...

I really don't care about all the negative writeups. For me, you cofibean, is still one hot desirable guy. Please fuck me! FUCK ME HARD YOU BITCH!!! Yeah that's it! Harder! Hardddddeeeerrrr!! Ahhhhh!!! Shiiiit! Shit! Suck my tits while fucking me cofibean... uhuhhhh... yeahhhhh.... Ang sarap.... pukinanginang shit! sinong nanay mo? Sinong nanay mo? Sinnnoooong nanay mo? Ok then.. let me wipe your mouth.

Anonymous said...

i dont think cofibean is a true elite or ILUSTRADO for crissake did you guys ever think that the rich kids will waste their time writting in a blog site and brag about their "cool" stuff?i dont think so..and yeah the call center peeps, just dont get affected nlng to what he's saying.and na-eenjoy niyo din nman ang blog niya db? kung tlagang galit kayo sa knya STAY AWAY from his blog na lng or better yet prove him wrong that call centers are not for LOSERS =)and by the way cofibean naging toyota vios? goodness sa lhat ba nmn ng car yn pa? if ur rily rich u cn buy naman a LAMBHORGHINI, HUMMER,CHEVY,PONTIAC so that maging UBER cool dude..but one things for sure U GOT ME PARE! GALING! mo mang-asar

Anonymous said...

cont: and i forgot wala pla nong mga nasabi ko na CAR jan sa pinas, oh db UBER SIKAT KA PAG NAGKA GANON KANG CAR?! I bet pare lahat ng girls will make habol na sayo

Hahaha said...

Aus tlga idea mo..Hehe..You get a lot of attention with this blog..Where'd you get the idea?..Haha..

You write your "private thoughts" in your blog..

But you also allowed comments..

Haha..

Nice..

Wish I could think of something like that..Haha..

Cge a..Sulat ka pa wahaha..

Anonymous said...

Whoa...

Are you for real or are you just making this up...I mean do you really talk/write this way or are you doing it for perverse kicks?

By the way, there's no such language as the one you're using here...in case you didn't know. Please don't butcher English or Filipino.

Thank you...

Anonymous said...

CHONA, ATE IKAW NA BA ULIT YAN?!!!

koAla Paredes said...

Oh, I miss you.

Anonymous said...

i love your blog.. keep it coming pare! publicity! i suggest you put a tagboard, para naman nag-eenjoy kame.. just tell me if you don't know what a tagboard is, gagabayan kita..=)

anyway, conyong-conyo ang dating mo pare!

yipee.. i encountered one! one real conyo!

saya!

Anonymous said...

na-chunky check na kita at confirmed, may tatak ng national meat inpection commision sangkap pinoy seal..

BAKLA KA!!!

join na ate! :D

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, kala ko ba naghire ka ng papatay sa mga bakla? Bakit ang dami pa ring baklang nagcocomment dito? Dapat gawa ka din ng blog against them. Para manahimik na! Hahaha! MAMATAY NA LAHAT NG BAKLA! GO COFIBEAN!

Anonymous said...

PURO KA YABANG. WALA KA NAMANG MAIBUBUGA. TULARIN MO NGA SI BRYANBOY AT LEAST SIYA MAY PRUEBA IKAW WALA.

http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11335643

Anonymous said...

EH TANGA PALA TALAGA TONG TAONG TO EH..

Anonymous said...

ULUL!!

Anonymous said...

ONE WORD: [B]KARMA[/B] BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha... so friggin funny. keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

i don't know what to say... magpapakatotoo ba ako di2 o magpapakaplastik... ah ewan... basta sana straight english na lang ginamit mo o kaya tagalog.... hindi masyadong magandang basahin eh....

Fabrizzio said...

Cofibean wrote: "...face pare or should I say, ASA PA YOU!" - AY BADING!!! You have nothing but half baked ideas. You're nothing but a worthless piece of shit. I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE. It gives me pleasure reading your comic that you call “your ideas”. hahaha. You really make my day. So how rich are you anyway? Maybe your dad won the lottery…they forgot to send to a good school that can teach you how to write. Yan lang pala kaya produce ng Brent. Hahaha pathetic! Shame on you for using the name Brent. That’s one good thing about blogs….you can always pretend to be rich…but you can’t pretend you have brains. Hahaha. Keep on writing. Good writer ka naman diba.

Still single? Maybe still a virgin. That’s the reason why you like porn because that’s the closest you’ll ever be to the opposite sex. Why can’t buy yourself a girl with all your money? Hahaha.

Yeah! Go ahead pretend that you’re going abroad. Wala ka lang pambili ng prepaid internet card for the next 2 weeks. So what’s next…post your picture in Champs-Élysées (if you know where that is). Go on pretend! Internet is the place where you can be who you want to be.

I noticed that you limit your blogs to just 2 paragraphs…is that all that you can produce by being a good writer? Such a pity coz 2 paragraph na nga lang….paulit ulit pa. hahaha.

By the way…I’ll teach you how to use the keyboard. Instead of pressing down “Shift”, use “Caps Lock”…its easier. Just incase a moron like still hasn’t figured it out.

Keep on writing! You might get famous…together with Bentong, Dagul & Tado.

Whore naman your mom!
- Fabrizzio

Anonymous said...

Tangina sino ba yung Fabrizzio na yan? Mas bading pang pakinggan kay cofibean. Nick pa lang sobrang bading na. Nakikisakay pa sa kasikatan ni cofibean. Inggit ka lang man. Hahahaha! Bakla!

Anonymous said...

TANGINA SINO BA YANG NAGPOPOST NG KUNG SINO-SINONG BRYANBOY NA YAN EH PURO KABAKLAAAN NAMAN YAN. LAHAT KAYA NG BAKLA DOON NA LUMIPAT PARA MAGING MASAYA NA KAMI DITO KAY COFIBEAN. MAGKANTUTAN NANLANG KAYONG LAHAT LEADER NYO SI BRYANBOY OR SHOULD I SAY BRYANGAY! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Hoy Fabrizzio! Andito ka lang pala. Kanina ka pa namin hinahanap sa orgy. Oras mo na raw para magpafuck. Hala! Balik na!

Anonymous said...

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW YOUR FUCKIN FACE.. ASSHOLE!!

Anonymous said...

ihatecofi...you know what? i came from one of the most prominent families in the country...i'm part of the Cobarrubias clan..i bet you don't know what that means..this is a general and fair statement..the one who wrote all this shit is a great pretender and an excellent dreamer. anyone who actually live the way you are trying to tell us you do would, in the first place, have the proper languange as words reflect the person behind..second, if you are really that well-off...even if you spend P2000 for breakfast, not gettin any freebies wouldn't piss you off...third, if you're buyin your gadgets....come on, greenhills? for somebody who lives the way 'you do' ? aghhh...and of course, about our being too much of a braggart to ever bring call center people down...wake up. how many call centers said no to you for you to hate them???come on, we have standards to follow you know, be sport...and just so you know..coz you were kinda playing you know how it is here in the philippines...call center people give life to this country now..as i said, im from one of the most prominent families in the country and we all have the opportunity to go for a lot better industries but then again, call center has something to offer otehr jobs can't..you just have to experience it for you to know...but oh, well, how will you be able to experience it if all of em said no to you???ok,ok,ok..i forgot..i'm so sorry..and about goin abroad? do you actually measure your being with this? pathetic you...your words speak of how ignorant you are...your measurement of people is so pathetic..it's like it came from the mind of a brainless hydrocephalus victim...don't cha know what conscience means??oh...and you can't even speak well english..you're use of the language shows you grew in the streets of people trying their very hard to belong to the society...ok, so you'll say fuck us all???duuuhhhh...know what? that's a response from the squatter's area...but it's not yuck..it's pathetic...you forgot your ethics, man...you're just so pathetic..get real.

Anonymous said...

..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....

ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah

ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha

para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha

Anonymous said...

o my gosh, ateh u ba yan?? its so tagal na since we last make lakwatcha each other.. can u still tanda our theme kanta? "i fuck u, u fuck me, we're a happy family, with a great big suck, and a kiss from me to u, wont you say you love me too??"

o my god i still alala our best kanta...

Anonymous said...

Sino si Cobarrubias?

Anonymous said...

Si COBARRUBIAS ang dating amo ni cofibean na tagahugas ng pwet ng mga matatanda sa batangas.

Anonymous said...

I think this guy or girl??? is in the state of confusion base from the choice of words parang me multiple personality if your goin' to check it out... mixed na kolehiyala words from exclusive schools,mga bisexuals words, at words that real men use.... ano ba talaga ha kuya ..ate ano ba talaga ..make up wour mind please

if you really want to project a pasosyal effect wag mo pagsamahin ang sosyal na babae ,sa lalaki thats the reason y they think ur homo ...

but want to give you 2 thumbs up for a job well done cuz this site really make me laugh okei wala akong masabi

Anonymous said...

HEY HEY HEY! YUNG MGA KILLJOY NA NAGPOPOST NG WALANG KWENTANG POST DITO, GAWA NA LANG KAYO NG SARILI NYONG BLOG. NAKAKALUNGKOT ANG MGA NILALAGAY NYO! MGA PUNYETA KAYO! INGGIT LANG KAYO BECAUSE THE MAN CAN REALLY EXPRESS HIS CRAFT. MGA PAPANSIN! PWE!

Anonymous said...

gutom lang yan, bakla.... siguro lahat ng call center sa region 4, kahit yung nasa pampanga at bulacan, inaplayan mo na pero di ka matanggap-tanggap kaya adjit na adjit ka sa ming mga call center agents. obvious naman kung bakit di ka matanggap,,,di ka marunong mag-english ng diretso. goodluck sa susunod na apply, PARE :)

Anonymous said...

Kala ko ba pinasabog na ni Cofibean ang lahat ng bakala kanina? Bakit meron pa rin dito? Tang-ina cofibean!!!!!!!!!!!! PATAYIN MO NA SILA DUDE!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean!!!!!!!!!! Gawa ka ng blog against mga bakla. Bilis pare! Support group mo kami! WAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

Anonymous said...

Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

Anonymous said...

r u a bakling?

Anonymous said...

shit... when I read this blog, it's like a fag talking...

Anonymous said...

Honestly man, this blog is a good value for money! Imagine getting 100+ comments a day! That would really pour in lots and lots of bucks. You know how to grub gold. And I know that's what's gonna make you happy because after all, you're not that rich. I could tell.

But that's the reason why your blog is nothing more than a bag of chips, "Lays" to be exact, you've got no imagination. Earning money by pissing people off, but I don't blame you... you need all the money you can get.

You live in Makati? That's very common, you should be more creative man. There are squatters living in Makati too, what will make us stop to think that you're not one of them?

You are running a family business, like what, a junk shop? Bote, dyaryo, bakal, garapa! I hope to see you soon, collecting my basura becuase you're so yaman and you're so kwela. Not to mention you're kurakot!

You know what, you should just visit Emong's (Ang tunay na milyonaryo) blog site it's better than yours. http://thebeautyofshoelaces.blogspot.com

Ya heard!

Anonymous said...

you know what? wag kang masyadong mayabang... ang mga taong kagaya mo ang reason bakit di umuunlad ang pilipinas.... madaming mga taong mayaman pero sobrang humble... baka naman nag pre pretend ka lang na mayaman?..... my god!!!! dapat sayo binabaon sa basura sa payatas!!!!!!! wag kang masyadong mayabang baka ma karma ka!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hoy Ariel yung TAE mo hindi mo pa binubuhusan!

Anonymous said...

you know what? ... your english is bad... go on English Language Profiency training. pathetic. nakakahiya ka!!!

Anonymous said...

dude (or dudette),

You a f****ng FAG?! Because you sure talk like ONE!

I betcha you hate the call center biz/peeps simply because you got booted out. Why? You CANT talk STRAIGHT English.

Sorry ka na lang. Quite frankly, you are one pathethic loser. I'm happy I dont know you, or anyone like you.

Curl up and die mushroom head!

> said...

Hi cofibean!

I also work on a call center and if to tell you the truth i've seen alot of things that you haven't seen yet. I've been places that i'm sure you haven't been yet and I've been with people i'm sure you haven't seen and been yet.

If you will look on my name I think you will know the store that I also own. I don't own it all but I own 2 stores. Man, If you are going to brag all these things that you have right now, if you'll ask us people who are on a much higher level than you are, you're nothing but a junk!!

If you are a businessman you will never ever speak to other people who you gain profit with, which I know I don't get from you since what you can only afford is McDo..

I am also working on a prestige call center previously and no one knows that I already own 2 branches of this store.

Read: I OWN IT!! NOT MY MOM, MY DAD, BUT ME!!!

I've created that thru my own intelligence. Unlike you, who sucks his parents ass just to say that his rich. If you'll assess who you are right now...

All I can say is you're nothing. YOU DON'T EVEN OWN ANYTHING. Plus the fact that you can't even buy you're cheap Vios a Headlight. How much does a Headlight cost? P3,000 shit ass peso? Fuck that's what I spent everynight to enjoy.

Prada? How can you even afford it if what you can afford is McDO?

Hahaha..

Poor guy.. I hope you can read this right now. If you want to email me that's ok! I'll be waiting for it.

And oh.. I'm impressed with this blog.. It has reached the business sector as well and do you know how we call it?

A junk ass shit with a fucking hell of parents that came from garbage. You're not even one of us! You can't level your self to us yet! Not even with those call center guys who can buy 3 boxes of pizza and all you can afford is McDo!!!! Hahaha...

This is Eric.. You'll know me when you really want to get down with the business and be more professional.

And to all Call Center People out there. You Rock.. Hope you enjoy you're Pizza!

Just go to our site if you want to complain about anything specially with this Junk ass shit!

Eric
YellowCab Entrepreneur (Hope You can Spell that Junk ass Shit!!)

Kitijiko said...

hoy kayong mga baklang dupang sa Burat na kagaya ni Cofibean... magsipag tahimik nga kayo nho... Totoo namang nagkalat ang mga bakla sa Call Centers ah... Kakadiri ang mga walanghiya!!! Pano bang dumadami ang mga putralkang iyan eh di naman sila nanganganak???

Kim said...

He. You're so funny.

Anonymous said...

to:Eric
YellowCab Entrepreneur (Hope You can Spell that Junk ass Shit!!)



are you for real ??? ERIC is your last name PUNO ...as in one of Yellow Cab co. Director's talaga u work for a call center before....okei ahhh

ei! check out this guy a successful entrepreneur working for a callcenter (ERIC PUNO)

at least sya humble kesa sayo (ihatecofi)

Anonymous said...

to:cofibean

if i know u cant even afford to buy a yellowcab pizza ...or worst di a pa nakakatikim ewwww!!! so cheap social climber huh!!!ur from brent baguio????eeek!!!talaga i think dun kayo talaga nakatira sa benguet me naligaw na turista nagustuhan mom mo pinakasalan ayan me gumagastos na ng pagaaral mo

tsk tsk tsk typical social climber nakatikim lang nga kaunting ginhawa ayun kala mo you have all the right to badmouth other people besides maybe you tried to apply at clientlogic baguio then they turned you down kaya galit ka na sa lahat ng taga callcenter kasi kala mo since nagaral ka sa brent papasa ka na ...im so sad for cofibean your so bitter ...

Anonymous said...

I am also from baguio I am not filthy rich but wer not poor i have friends that are not well off and i have friends na sobrang conyo but never nagkaroon ako ng kaibigan na katulad mo MATAPOBRE

malamang IGOROT na parents mo sinanla lahat ng mga lupa nila sa bundok para lang mapagbigyan ka makarating ng US at ng mga luho mo mukhang hanggang doon lang kaya ng pera pinagbilhan ng lupa nila at di ka na makakarating sa ibang lugar hahahahah besides if the filipino community in CALIFORNIA discover this tapos they know who you are nakakahiya ka at baka bugbugin ka pa doon maawa ka naman sa parents mo

Anonymous said...

bakit use the word "katutubo" duh!!! malamang yun ang tawag sau dati bwahahaha ngayong nagpakapokpok na ang mga magulang mo para yumaman kayo ..ngayon me pera na kayo ni ayaw mo na tumingin sa pinaggalingan mo ..ano nahihiya ka sa mga kamaganak mong katutubo wahhhhhh

remember sabi nga "ang hinde marunong tumingin sa pinangalngan hinde makakarating sa paroroonan"

ingat ka at baka makarma ka

Anonymous said...

Hi! I'm so sorry you feel so bad about a lot of things. With all that you have, I feel for you. I do not hate you like I should but instead, I feel sorry for you and I pity you because you sound so lonely and unhappy with your life even if you have all the material things we, the common people, are working so hard for. You are not blessed. You may have everything but still you are not blessed. You know why? Because in everything you do, there is always bad karma that goes with it. That is why you end up being unhappy. I am a capricornian and I have never thought, not even in my most horrific dreams, that there is such a being like you. And for someone as young as you are taking care of the family's business... I have second thoughts about your persona... You should have your own business and not take care of a family business or better yet, you should be just out there in the limelight and not being loaded with a responsibility that only real people can handle. I hope someday you will see the real you--- broken, lonely, and alone.

Anonymous said...

I just dont understand why you're so angry at call center agents... Is it because we earn more money than you do? Is it because we speak better english than you can? I've never read anything so disgusting in my life... You can't even write good tagalog let alone english! And the language! My goodness! I dont know if it's the language of a faggot or a closet queen! True we are all entitled to our own opinions but YOU have no right to insult or degrade other people. You have no right to JUDGE other people...

Anonymous said...

In fairness type kita. Im sure youre a hottie baby.

Anonymous said...

hey cofibean i spoofed ur site..
sikat ka pare.. pro i have my own opinions..

cofibean1.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

one things for sure, this man is very much disturbed. he's got so much time on his hands that he can still spend time insulting people who are working very hard ( i don't think this stupid guy or most likely a phoney has any idea how a call center job goes ) hey dude i hope you still realize that there's still one being above us who's watching what you do and all the things that you say. i bet if you were truly a fortunate guy born with riches and all, your mom didn't spend enough time on you to nurture you with good morals. remember that when we die we can't bring our riches to our grave and that can't buy your way to heaven.

Anonymous said...

Walang originality!
-- hey cofibean i spoofed ur site..
sikat ka pare.. pro i have my own opinions..

cofibean1.blogspot.com

Have a life dude!

Anonymous said...

pag negative comment, from call center yun. hahaha.. wla na sila mapagmalaki kundi "we earn more than you do", "we speak better english///" blah blah blah... and the next question to you c.c. agents,,, what else? yun lang naman pinagmamalaki nyo...

kudos to this blog.

Anonymous said...

pag negative comment, from call center yun. hahaha.. wla na sila mapagmalaki kundi "we earn more than you do", "we speak better english///" blah blah blah... and the next question to you c.c. agents,,, what else? yun lang naman pinagmamalaki nyo...

kudos to this blog.

Anonymous said...

I think this is one creative shit. Don't you get it guys? It's an eye opener. Prove that he's wrong. Just enjoy it and don't get bothered. :)

Brother ina callcenter.

Anonymous said...

Ang nangyayari eh mas nagyayabang pa kayo kay Cofibean. Manahimik na nga lang kayo at ienjoy na lang natin to. Sa trabaho puro na nga kayo dada, pati ba naamn dito? Ika nga ni cofibean, Shet talaga!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean!!! Bakit pare inalis mo na mga photos mo dito? Natakot ka na? Hahahahahahaha!!! Post mo ulit bilis! Ipapahunting na kita!

Anonymous said...

Eh talaga namang bobo ang mga taga-call centers, no. Mag-aminan na nga kayo na talagang wala lang kayong mapasukang ibang trabaho. O di kaya eh mga matatanda na kayong empleyado na di na-promote kaya lumipat ng call center. I mean who would put up with graveyard shifts and being at the beck and call ng mga stupid Americans na ang barat magbayad if they didn't have any other choice?

Anonymous said...

cofibean, lalaki ka ba talaga? ang bakla ng dating mo eh! anong klase kang lalaki kung hindi ka marunong magpalit ng gulong ng punyeta mong sasakyan? HAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

haha. ok to a. pang-aliw.

sa mga malakas mag-comment dyan, tsk tsk, masyado naman kayo pa-apekto. wag na kayo feeling guilty. play along kids. masaya naman to.

saka kung alam nyo na satire to, ba't pa kayo nag-rreact ng ganyan?

to cofibean: hayop man. this is like the greatest shit to come out ever since the big bang. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

HEY HEY HEY! YUNG MGA KILLJOY NA NAGPOPOST NG WALANG KWENTANG POST DITO, GAWA NA LANG KAYO NG SARILI NYONG BLOG. NAKAKALUNGKOT ANG MGA NILALAGAY NYO! MGA PUNYETA KAYO! INGGIT LANG KAYO BECAUSE THE MAN CAN REALLY EXPRESS HIS CRAFT. MGA PAPANSIN! PWE!

----- baliw! ang arte mo! bading ka din cgro. tanga!

peep said...

me pictures pa pla sya dati ah. whew! bilis! post it again, people would like to see you. especially callcenter people. remmber, they are all around the philippines so khit san ka man, lagot ka bading ka! we'LL hunt you!

Anonymous said...

cge COFIBEAN, enjoy ka lang sa US... after 2 weeks closed na tong blog mo! ...i assure you that!

Anonymous said...

ang loser mo pare.. haha! get a life.

PACMAN said...

Hi All,

I would just like to inform everyone that this is a dangerous way of creating fun. You see, this blog has many infractions against legality. Anybody can sue the author. If I were really a freak, I would have done so. But I'm not the kind that will waste my time and effort for a piece of @#&%@. Sure do I can get a lot of money if I successfully prove this $#^%$ guilty. It's either I sue the author of this blog or I sue the moderators(Google) for allowing such blog to exist in their database. That would be a lot of money!

TO: COFIBEAN

Dearest Dude,
You can be easily tracked through your IP Adress. Your IP Address is your identity on the net. Since your ip address is unique, it will tell who's your Internet Service Provider(ISP). Your ISP in turn has all your personal information. So, Cofibean... if you have read this thread, start apologyzing and delete all your posts... or better yet close this blog. We don't want you in jail.

This is a friendly reminder from someone who cares.

Matakot ka cofibean...

Kitijiko said...

hmmm.... this queer is truly somethin. I'm sure this fag's havin a great time at this moment. He sure got what he wished for.
In fairness to Call Center Agents, they truly have a lot to offer.
They can overcome objections without a sweat.
Rebuttals are excellent and sophisticated.
Not only that they can manipulate Foreigners thru their voice, they are equipped with sound reasoning prowess.
They are well versed in Telecommunications, name it from LATA, Intra LATA, Inter LATA, LD, Local, Voice Mails, CP's, Wireless, WIFI, ILECS, CLECS, LECS, Calling Features and then some.
If they are on the Customer Service Department, they are great with numbers, logic, and patience with irate customers.
You can ask em anything about your computer and Viola, the answer comes right up in a jiffy.
Ask em about mortgages, credit scoring, bankruptcy, Collection judgements, and almost anything about their projects, they it written down like the back of their hands.
And that's just for the agents alone... We're not even talking about higher level poistions yet.
It doesn't sound like stupid to me at all.
However, cofibean is entitled to his own opinion. He/She might think that these Call Center Agents are still stupid at this level.
I guess, that just brought down the total Filipino Community because most of this Call Center Agents are considered by US Clients as miracle workers. Rank #1 in the whole world, at least, the domestic helper deal was already put into close because of this Call Center Agents.
Then again, to cofibean's perception, these Filipinoes are stupid katutubos...
What does that make him then???
I must admit tha I'm having fun reading the comments better than his blog itself... Although cofibean sure stirred heck a lot of attention from these Call Center Agents.
I just can't believe that some CC Agents actually stooped down to this level though, maybe, cofibean is right afterall...
But only some agents are like this I'm sure... most of them are busy enough making a living to better their lives, family's future, and the entire PI since they are now getting close to achieving the biggest Dollar Earners of the country.
Many of the comments derives from the level of cofibean as well, to the ones that supports him/her surely denotes their ignorance that brings this country to a slump.
You truly are the heroes then, continue supporting cofibean and we'll end up with a great contry to live with....
That's the true power of Filipinoes... being bold and stupid.... Good Ridance

Anonymous said...

ang loser mo bro.

Anonymous said...

gn2 ung story n2ng entry na ito eh..

ung bading na dinedate ni cofibean eh anak ng driver mong slave slave ka pa dyan...yung nanay mo ang nkabuntis tatay mo ngayon...

dude..tnong..ilang genes ba nkuha mo sa nanay mo?!at gnyan ka?!ha?!
bket!?tatay mo ba BAKLA..ha??!
nanay mo na nga gurlaloo...tatay mo pa bakla..kwawa ka nman...tsk...

fuck off..u asshole

Anonymous said...

hahaha. what a dude! keep it up. tis keeps me amused. truly tis enthused me into looking more closely at d realities of life... but well presented in a blunt & vulgar way,hahahaha. i'm straight & i ain't no rich, & i once worked in callcenter about 6 years ago when it wasn't yet considered 'business' but i'm still proud having 'done my time' there thru w/c i was able to support & finish college; and that gave me a reason not to take seriously what you're writing about & just enjoy reading...peace to all. - trollkid.

Anonymous said...

cofibean cofibean cofibean.... maaan you truly are a piece of work... Lemme tell you though, i work in the call center business. Been working for a call center for over two years now. A colleague actually emailed me your blog. I checked on it out of curiosity and i gotta tell ya, it din't piss me off one bit! In fact, it amused me! I don't know why you chose to kick the balls of call center people but man, you ain't getting nowhere near MY balls! And i mean you ain't tickin me off one bit. I really don't think you're for real. If you were though, and you really talk that way?.. then you're a total waste of skin. So to my fellow callboys and callgirls, peace out peeps! the man prolly eats his mama's shit for dinner, and all that shit finally got to his skull (note: not brain). Let's just continue livin' our lives a night at a time, continue makin piles of moolah, smokin' our cigs, guzzlin' our booze, fuckin our women. and cofibean? shit in, shit out baby. stop eatin' shit and i assure you you'll speak better english. don't go irate on me now.. fair's fair. you're shittin on my livelihood, i'm shittin' in... the toilet. hehe, this is it for now.. maybe i'll visit your blog again if there's "avail" (meaning no calls)... ciao

PROUD CALLBOY
kid.rock3724@gmail.com

<<(r155y>> said...

Hey cofibean, guess you spend most of your time in front of the pc, huh? Why don't you try to enroll on an online English-Communications Training? With the way you announce your wealth, I think you can afford it. I've pasted you blog at MSWord & man, the RED underlines are all over the place!!!

Before you make any comments about some low-lives (as you call them), try improving you communication skills first. It makes a better impression on people...including you..a low-life nontheless.

Watch your step, pal. You might slip on something again next time...

Stop being so coño, it's like fingernails on a blackboard...

MARTEL said...

"A Man with No Balls"

They say that blogging is a good way of determining what comprises a REAL man. with that, even a dubious, phony junque may be known just by scrutinizing how he(unless a she) put his thoughts in writings. lets begin...

ihatecofi: "Shit pare! "

assessment: either you cant really say things in straight tagalog or u cant really complete a sentence in straight english without too much effort.

realization: u hate people from call center, because they practice straight english as protocol of the work. and you envy them having that luxury. while at the same time they can converse in pure tagalog after work without trying so hard. btw, saying "Shit" is scientifically and morally "will-not-make-you-smart" move...in other words, saying that word is JUST a waste of your mouth's secretion.

next>>

ihatecofi : This is my first time to post here. I'm so glad that there's something like this pala sa net.

assessment: a first timer or maybe a start-off lines like any ordinary nonsensical article.

realization: assuming that you put correct information in your profile, for a 22 year old male to consider this BLOGSITE as a major breakthrough is not surprising at all. Why? as everyone can see that you are doomed with your unrefined carnal instincts, its not impossible that you are not aware of all the good abstracts in life. (hey did u know that even a teenager as young as 13 can be a world class blogger nowadays?)

next >>

ihatecofi: I never thought na pwede pa palang magwork ang mga senior citizens dito sa office. I never did like her since the first time I laid my goodlooking eyes on her. Shit pare and I wished I never did because it really got irritated right after.

assessment: disrespectful to elders as your amnesiac mind overlooked the fact that everyone will be a senior citizen in the future. and yeah u will be "uugod-ugod" too. sooner.

realization: yup elders can still be at work, much effective than you and probably can have position higher than what you can all ever achieve because of their experience and maturity. that separates shoddy workers from the classy ones. did you ever wonder why your boss considers that woman as fresh and brilliant employee compared to a 22 year old guy like you?
to wit: goodlooking eyes are symbols of healthy eyes that see good things. unfortunately urs got irritated. got the logic?

next>>

ihatecofi: Fuck Starbs! They are crowded na by callcenter peeps that's been crowding makati na like cheap mushrooms. I hate them all, they are all sooo jologs!

assessment: again another example of insecurity, since birth. only closet faggots are capable of saying such delusions.

realization: its improper to say profane words against the establishment. by common sense, they have served their customers fairly. and not because u hate something, meaning its "jologs" already or whatever u call it. it could also mean that you cannot get along with them cuz u dont grasp how normal ppl act...and thats jologs.

next>>

ihatecofi: Hope they just all drop dead. They are crowding Makati na! It's like kadire na to work here in Makati because of the callcenter skwakkwaks hanging around. Shit! If one of them mess with my aura, I swear I'm going to shove something up they squatters asses! That will serve them right. Losers!

assessment: what a tragic thinking; any part here in manila is closed to being crowded, so its ludicrous to panic bout being crowded, considering this is a highly populated country; if u cant take majority of people in makati, you have the freedom to fly to Capiz or Apari.

realization: when i search in thesaurus what your word "skwakkwaks" mean, there is no entry found. not even one, not even a similar word to it,,,,,NONE. this is a classic example of a word that has no meaning......like thoughts but no bearing. and btw, a person who is living his everyday life depending on his so called "aura" is considered to be a moocher tainted with a homophile blood.

next>>

ihatecofi: Just trying to mingle with mayayamans like us to be regarded as one. The hell! Social climber talaga pare! Good thing I disowned the loser or else I'll end up like him. The fuck talaga pare! I bet now, he is working as a callcenter peep in Ayala... Haha! He deserves it... Callcenters are for losers! Tehe! I forgot na how my dream ended. Basta the good thing about it is that it ended. Fuck! << on Bad Dreams.

assessment: its frivolous to react on our dreams. but you did which is obviously of your caliber.

realization: i dont think you're rich...the truth is, u lack attention and u put these stuff, just to possibly fish and get comments from people who has better mind powers than you. ur means of doing a segue is terribly bad....imagine this, from driving to being a social climber ending it up in a call center....no coherence at all.


next >>

ihatecofi: I was making some loud tawas inside the cinema. Really non-stop laughing talaga....I think all the maids on our building altogether made their weekly gathering because there was this group of cheap girls who were giggling like shit. Kainis talaga the tones of their voices. Bad vibes talaga! So I called na Mang Tonyo to pick me up because its late na din and I have to do something pa for office tomorrow.

assessment: poor in language; poor assessment of the blog owner.

realization: making some what? tawas? i thought ur mayaman, why deal with tawas instead of deo? hehe. and fyi the word "really" is actually "talaga" in tagalog. therefore ur statement is redundant. doesnt ring a bell to u? real men dont mind how girls giggle, do u realize that? its funny that you notice it. seeing girls giggle is a lot better than seeing how a male like you have an out-of-this-world way of giggling, and yeah you can count that as a real "SHIT." ...............you called Mang Tonyo to pick u up because admit it, u urself cant drive.....the way a real man does.


next >>


ihatecofi: Puta pare, I never thought some losers will still find this personal journal pa. What's your problem ba people? Fuck you all no. You're all such losers kaya

assessment: if u dont wanna get any comment from anyone, you should remove the Comment portion of your site. that is if you use your common sense.

realization: lets say that you are rich, that does not give you a leeway to say Puta or Fuck to anyone, for the reason that you hate them. if u always have money in ur wallet, make sure that you bring your manners with (if u have) everyday, everywhere u go.


next>>

ihatecofi: I'll just make gala lang ang shop. That's my forte naman eh. And I'm really good at it. I have a list na nga of things to buy when I get to Rodeo Drive. That is where kasi Prada Epicenter

assessment: let ppl tell where ur good at, else it will just sound as if ure bragging...out of nothing.

realization: real men are not fascinated with shopping. this does not mean that men dont shop but they dont tell the whole world that they do and being . for them its girlish. once again its funny that u admittedly say that ure into it.






overall conclusion: you cant change everyone. you cant change the world. you cant do something about other people's behavior. but you can do something about ur works, ur attitude, ur language, ur perspective.

with that, ure imperfect having that sleazy attitude. your money will not save your soul. you, being rich doesnt make u any better than those things you degrade: elders, ur driver, business entities, call center agents....etc

and not all ppl who claim to be higher than the ordinary, mean that they truly are. it could just be an illusion or a simple retardation. ang maniwala sa sabi-sabi, sira ulo. and i hope ure not one of those.

if u want ur blog to be respected by ppl, then learn the habit of responsible writing and ull get what u deserve.

keep the faith. not the shit.

if the bad comments of this site is considered to be defamatory, what can you say about the bad wordings of cofibean? does that rule excuses him for saying nasty things to others? btw, the word shit, fuck you all are not good words right?

ever heard of the word "being provoked?" or what about "defense mechanism".....

Anonymous said...

ang loser ng nag-comment na to... huy sabi nga get a life man... loser mo talaga... dami mo pang assessment realization blah... 3d loser

april kicks said...

i cant believe people soooo take this blog seriously! wag ganyan... na eentertain naman tayo e! lets give this dude some right to fart out his very nice entries... baka layasan nya uli to malungkot na uli ang blog world ko!

Anonymous said...

I THINK YOU NEED TO BE ADMITTED TO A MENTALLY RETARDED HOSPITAL AND ADMITTED AS A FIRST CLASS PATIENT, NA NAKASUKSUK YUNG DEXTROSE SA ULO.

Anonymous said...

mag-ingat ka sa pagsasalita mo.....masyado ka matapang bka yan ang ikamatay mo buti sana kng kya mo dalhin sa kalsada...

Anonymous said...

halla ka mag-ingat ka sa paglabas mo ng bahay nio...marami na hunting sa'yo.....halla ka

Anonymous said...

cofibean... your off your wits dude! astig!

SHIZEDELIC said...

HOY COFIBEAN! I KNOW YOU..YOU'RE FROM U.P. AND I KNOW BOARDMATE KA NI MOX DBA?! TO TELL YOU FRANKLY, BAHO NG TRIP MO!!! LA KA BANG MAGAWA? BWAHAHAHA! I'M NOT FROM CALL CENTER PERO THEY'RE RIGHT..YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE! PAG NAKITA KITA AND I'M SURE MAGKIKITA TAYO..YARI KA CHONG! PAGKAKALAT KO KUNG SINO KA AT KUNG SAN KA NAKATIRA! MAGTAGO KA NA!! BWAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

kung mayaman ka youll not gonna live in makati! ang cheap ng place mo!lahat ng mayayaman nasa alabang no! at kung nasa makati ka nga siguro na sa gilid ka ng mga villages! skwakwak!!

mayunes said...

magaling ka talagng gumawa ng istorya kaya mong kunin ang kiliti ng readers..
i dont believe na totoong nagyayari sa buhay mo ang mga nakasulat dito
fraustrations mo to sa buhay na ninanais mong isulat para at least kahit hindi matupad nasabi mo or nakuento mo sa ibang tao, naniwala pa cla at nag comment pa..

hahahaha

mayumi

jinggalu said...

I agree with mayuness. Cofibean's blog is one's own imaginary world. There are far too many incongruent stories to make it real, if you know what I mean. This thing about call center people, I would agree to some of what cofibean says. But I would have to correct him on most things. But I guess since this is imaginary, its futile trying to make it correct and real, right? For now, I'm still enjoying the read. It s kinda offensive at first but then again, nothing in the world isn't-even for just a bit.

Anonymous said...

Parang totoo. Nakakalito.

nakmpotang anak ni satanas!! said...

amph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

super BAKLA si cofibean!!!!!
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Buti nga sa'yo!!!! BEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anonymous said...

puro PIMPLES si cofibean!!!! hahaha
puro PIMPLES si cofibean!!!! hahaha
puro PIMPLES si cofibean!!!! hahaha
puro PIMPLES si cofibean!!!! hahaha

buti nga sayo kaya ka siguro nag-ROACCUTANE!!!!

fuckyou said...

great stuff.....more more more....hahahahaha.....ive never seen such brazen lack of disregard for tact...but hey..i like it..kepp em coming...but you sound so gay

Anonymous said...

tang ina mo what's wrong with vios? hindi mo lang siguro maintindihan yung gauge nya kasi digital!

Anonymous said...

you poor little ignorant bastard, may you find one day when you buy softdrinks from a convenience store that, the poor katutubos as you call them, will refuse you service because management has the right to do so.

may you one day realize that no small deed of service is possible if the katutubosa are not around to serve you, your highness.

let me see you try to do your own laundry and cook your own food and CHANGE YOUR OWN DAMN TIRE!

it is so pathetic to read such blogging that has no sense or value at all. if you're just trying to be funny, well you're not, other people's stature in life is not something to make fun of. god is fair, you may be rich but you are damn stupid and blind to reality. may you find the truth in life in some harmless way so as for you not to find yourself one day mopping floors or changing someone else's tire as a form of livelihood in the future.

i will be praying for your enlightenment.

yousuckcock said...

I agree, call center people are boobs, to say the least.Theyre so proud and for what...do they realize that their American counter parts are just high schools grads.If you think otherwise , go to MSN and look for customerservice jobs in USA and look at the requirements for employment.

To be fair salaries are a decent size compared to the local market and other day jobs, but....other than that the job sucks no real growth, you work at nght, .most kids get sick often,..and you dont think to boot, pure memorization...and the Americans pump the egos of employees into thinking people are so "good", "magaling".-gimme a break..with the exception of the Tech support systems the rest is all bullshit...unfortunately most call center kids swallow it.....and they start beleiving they have jobs that make them think, are progressive in nature, that theres growth(only for the precious few who actually enjoy or know how to manipulate these places).These places are run by children too--- managers in place can be as young as 25 yrs old..and so there is lot of childish high school politics in these places...pathetic if you ask me.. ...more BS........do they realize the turnover rate for these jobs in USA is well over 80%....because even high school grads dont like that shit..but we take pride in it...sorry to say..accepting it as a job or means to earn money is one thing..getting a big ego over it is another thing altogether...as far as the other shit goes..all that elitista shit -i dont agree-will come back in your face one day

tin_apa88 said...

shit pare.... u sound so gay.... pero the hell.... baka kainin mo rin yang mga sinabi mo... i found your journal VERY FUNNY!!! hahahahaha! pero.... caution lang..... maskit yang iba sa sinasabi mo uhm.... because... ur not in the right position to judge dude....??? so ayon.... :) vios pala sounds so squatting!?.... shit man.... ur blessed.... ur such an asshole for not seeing it...

Anonymous said...

OMG like you spent 2 hrs for yer looks? I mean that's so bakla huh. And who would go out with a girl named "JAJA"? That name's so pambundok kaya like whoa! And if I were that mountain girl's mom, I'd look at you with the super duper evil eyes din with tingin so sama, you'll wet yer pants na überkadiri, dava? Yer journal's really nice naman, so don't make alala. It's fun, ash in. Parang very orc-like din pero with a twist.

Anonymous said...

ganito lang nman yan mga earthlings, wag kaung papaapekto kay cofibean, I mean you know yourselves naman d ba? If you're mad at him that means you're guilty right?? Just enjoy his blog and say to yourselves na lang na "kawawa nman tong nilalang na to" just like that.

Anonymous said...

i like this site. so pretentious, so satirical, so social climber. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

super cool kaya nitong blog na to!! as in tuwang tuwa ako sa uber coolness nya! hahahah!! as in!!! linagay ko pa sa favorites para isang click lang basa na agad.. bsta uber saya at uber funny talga!!!

Anonymous said...

woow pare heaven.. im almost dead na here sa kakalaugh about this! You are like an anghit in the kilikili of those poor people in the barangays..
were ka ba? baka we can meet lets see if you look mabango. Baka kasi you are just putting some cheap pulbos in your leeg para magmukha kang mabango..
I like your language pare we sound the same. but you are more jologs.
Sometimes lets meet at rockwell and lets kill each other's bodyguards then each other naman.
That's so cool ryt?
Sige na dude.. Don't worry Ill make sagot na lang your funeral.
If you want we'll cremate you pa.

Anonymous said...

if u realy dont care that people leave nasty comments about ur blog, then y do u always mention it evrytym on ur posts?
we dnt need to be rich juz to be happy. we may not be like you who sounds like you have the most of evrything but at least we know we can sleep well at night coz we dont hate so many people like u do. learn to see the gud things in life. i bet u have so many bad experiences in the past that makes u who u are ryt now. so i'd understand why u hate evry lil thing n dis world. u love p nman the alchemist, but u seem to be living its principles d other way around. money wud not make u happy, i can assure u dat. at sum point probbly. but bilog ang mundo, u probbly shud experience poverty 4 u learn it d hard way.
i believe u are capable of loving and its true, if u cant say gud things bout people shut k n lng please? as long as u write nasty comments about ur sick life, u bet ul get loads of violent reactions here! ;)
i dnt like saying this, but ur one pathethic loser man. u need rehab! ;(

Anonymous said...

hehe. :) super nakakatuwa naman blog mo.:) dont get bothered of what other people are saying.... this is YOUR BLOG. u can write whatever u want. :) Enjoy. :)

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-kristen

Anonymous said...

you are soooo funny! probably totally faking it, but still funny. sana you can fix your grammar kasi it sucks if you are actually conio.

awww..hell. you're still funny. :)

Anonymous said...

What a fucking loser? dont get too comfortable posting ur kayabangan the man U MIGHT FIND THE GUY OR SHALL I SAY GAY THAT WOULD KILL U INSTANT.. UR WHACK! CANT EVEN WRITE A FUCKIN ENTRY IN STRAIGHT ENGLISH.. DAMN U SUCK U THINK BEING CONIO AND TRYIN TO SHOW OFF ALL THE STUFFS U BUY SA STATES? BCBG'S, GUCCI'S, ETC? THE HELL MAN BETTER GO TO A REHAB AND GET A PERSONALITY MAKEOVER NOT ALL RICH PEOPLE ARE REALLY RICH AND HAVE CLEAN MONEY! MAYBE UR JST A BORED GUY AND A FUCKIN POSER THAT THINKS UR COOL ALREADY COZ U GO TO L.A AND SHIT? SORRY BUT I LIVE IN MALIBU AND GOT A CRIB OVER AT LA JOLLA SHORES BITE THAT FOOL! WELL NOT ALL CALIFORNIANS LOVE TO SURF, BUT CALIFORNIANS DO LOVE THE BEACH! CANT U SEE THAT PEOPLE HERE ALWAYS GO TO THE BEACH? IKAW WALA KANG INATUPAG KNGDI KAYABANGAN MO! LEAVE UR DRIVER ALONE HE'S JST DOIN HIS JOB! AND i know THAT DRIVER OF YOURS? HE ISNT A SLAVE! COURTESIYA NMN DYAN TAO RIN YAN! PLUS THE CALLCENTER PEOPLE, WHAT IF MABASA NILA TO AT HANAPIN K NLA? WHAT WOULD U DO? THATS MANPOWER AND IKAW? UR ALL ALONE POSTING NONSENSE! I CANT BLIV THAT ur WRITING ALL OF THESE SHIT? IS IT REAL? OR ALL LIES? TANGINA DI KABA NAAWA SA SARILI MO AT ANG DAMING TAO NAIINIS CYO? GET A LIFE

Anonymous said...

What a fucking loser? dont get too comfortable posting ur kayabangan the man U MIGHT FIND THE GUY OR SHALL I SAY GAY THAT WOULD KILL U INSTANT.. UR WHACK! CANT EVEN WRITE A FUCKIN ENTRY IN STRAIGHT ENGLISH.. DAMN U SUCK U THINK BEING CONIO AND TRYIN TO SHOW OFF ALL THE STUFFS U BUY SA STATES? BCBG'S, GUCCI'S, ETC? THE HELL MAN BETTER GO TO A REHAB AND GET A PERSONALITY MAKEOVER NOT ALL RICH PEOPLE ARE REALLY RICH AND HAVE CLEAN MONEY! MAYBE UR JST A BORED GUY AND A FUCKIN POSER THAT THINKS UR COOL ALREADY COZ U GO TO L.A AND SHIT? SORRY BUT I LIVE IN MALIBU AND GOT A CRIB OVER AT LA JOLLA SHORES BITE THAT FOOL! WELL NOT ALL CALIFORNIANS LOVE TO SURF, BUT CALIFORNIANS DO LOVE THE BEACH! CANT U SEE THAT PEOPLE HERE ALWAYS GO TO THE BEACH? IKAW WALA KANG INATUPAG KNGDI KAYABANGAN MO! LEAVE UR DRIVER ALONE HE'S JST DOIN HIS JOB! AND i know THAT DRIVER OF YOURS? HE ISNT A SLAVE! COURTESIYA NMN DYAN TAO RIN YAN! PLUS THE CALLCENTER PEOPLE, WHAT IF MABASA NILA TO AT HANAPIN K NLA? WHAT WOULD U DO? THATS MANPOWER AND IKAW? UR ALL ALONE POSTING NONSENSE! I CANT BLIV THAT ur WRITING ALL OF THESE SHIT? IS IT REAL? OR ALL LIES? TANGINA DI KABA NAAWA SA SARILI MO AT ANG DAMING TAO NAIINIS CYO? GET A LIFE





P.S SAMPAL KO SAYO OAKLEYS KO GSTO MO? BKA NMN MINUTE OR FIVES LANG YAN PINAG MAMALAKI MO?! TANGINA MO ANO?

Anonymous said...

you suck! ayusin mo buhay mo!

-=uniscorpee8=- said...

Are you for real man??!!!???
I'm not sure if I'll pity you or I'll throw up on yah!!!
Get a life!!! I mean a real life dude!!!

-=uniscorpee8=- said...

Are you for real man??!!!???
I'm not sure if I'll pity you or I'll throw up on yah!!!
Get a life!!! I mean a real life dude!!!

-=uniscorpee8=- said...

Are you for real???!!!???
I'm not sure if I'll pity you or I'll throw up on yah!!!
Get a life!!! I mean a real life!!!

cynique said...

-> anu meron sa mga callcenter workers at ayaw mo sa kanila?

-> retrosexual ka ba? parnag napakashopaholic mo daig mo pa mga babae ...

Anonymous said...

what a LOSER, i can't think of anything much worse than this piece of crap, better wake up to reality, i know you, so it would be better for you to stop your EGO from eating you alive and spit you right at your own face.

Anonymous said...

OMG, this so offensive its hilarious.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

whoaaa...hilarious stuff....i don't find it offensive, i find it very entertaining....keep it going cofibean...just don't mind the stoopid bobo orcs....hehehe!

Anonymous said...

hey,

that's so cooool! i really like your blog! it's not boring to read at all.

-lei harry

Anonymous said...

hayop ka!

Anonymous said...

hayop ka! umamin ka bakla ka! dahil mas bading ka pa sa bading! you're claiming pa na you're gwapo magpost k nga ng picture to prove na gwapo ka nga!

Anonymous said...

this blog is so irritating that i will continue to read this in case i desire to feel sick. keep on writing and blogging.

Anonymous said...

/*** u think u know but u got no idea.. it's not what u have that makes u rise, but it's what u do that makes u get *** RECOGNIZED *** so to heLL w/ u f*cked uP loozah, looking down on callcenter peepz like me, well hiyeeeLLL nOOO.. im a dJ/tech support rep/asshole to people like u sooo get a life and don't lemme catch u blurbing this stuFF coz i mah stick a paCk of ciGs uP ur sOrry aSS

dJ_b3atzbu12gh@yahoo.com
- write me if U DARE

amicus said...

asteg blog mo. nakakatawa.
i wish d ka ganyan sa tutoong buhay...
keep rockin!

amicus said...

ayy... puta! tsk. kadedeskober ko pa lang, hindi na pla ito active...

Anonymous said...

oh my! bading ka nga.... you're so sick!!!

Anonymous said...

NAPAKA WALANG KWENTA MONG TAO SA BALAT NG MGA PANGIT SA MUNDO! YOU SHOULD BE LIFT IN THIS WORLD!HONESTLY SPEAKING FUCKING PERSON..YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU SAYING...!WALA KANG UTAK TOTALLY!PURO KA PURMA..BAYOT NMN..PURO KA CRITISIZE SA IBANG TAO,MISMO SARILI MO AYAW MONG AYUSIN...MANALAMIN KA NGA MUNA BAGO KA MAGSALITA KAHIT AN02X SA MGA KAPWA TAO MO.."este" TAO KA BA?

GOOD LUCK SAU...DAMN SHIT KA!

chinitz said...

hey you such a big maddah fucker conio...the hell you make lait to those katutubos baka mas mukha ka pang katutubo sa knila d ka naman gwapo.I saw you already and you like a trapo yuckyy!!! hehehe Bakla...ano akala mo kay mang tonyo baka nga mas kagalang galang pa xa iyo pagtanda mo mas pangit ka and amoy lupa wait till you see.fuck the hell of you!!!

Anonymous said...

MAYAMAN KA BA TALAGA????
NAKALIMUTAN MO ATA MAG-ARAL...
PAG NAGENROLL KA PLEASE MAKE SURE NA IPASA MO UNG ENGLISH SUBJECTS MO.. HINDI NAKUKUHA SA PORMA YAN PAKIGAMIT NG UTAK!! PLEASE...

napadaan lang said...

alam niyo ba yung movie na "BORAT"? feeling ko si cofibean parang ganun ang style eh. isipin niyong mabuti...that is if you get past the offensive language and comments.
yun nga lang, si borat nakakatawa yung pagiging mangmang. si cofibean, ginagawang nakakatawa yung pagiging crude. i really doubt na LAHAT ng kwento sa buhay niya ay totoo.

Anonymous said...

c cofibean ung cnipa sa callcenter.. sya nga un.. bading xa talaga..

Cofiholic said...

This BLOG is a nonsense piece of crap... People like this GUY or FAG is a lowlife micro-organism. I hate to give my comments but as my friend continously ravage my inbox with this rubbish insults from this lowlife thing... (I hate to call you names).

First things first, if you are that rich, man, you don't have to waste your time in BLOGGING, you should be shopping, if not, going to some laid back COOL Places, or you should be in a meeting with some executives, managing your businessES or orginizing some parties and make your blog a constructive site not a discrimination and destructive one, ok. Next, regarding your concern of those, what do you call it? 'katutubos' or NATIVES... well dude, for sure, you have their genes too! And with your attitude you're one of those worst that I have ever seen in my whole life! Goodness!

I have read some of your writings, and if I'll grade it... I'll definitely flank you! It's enjoyable if you're in a comedy bar, I know its your views but you don't have to degrade those people, we respect your opinions, but it's TOO MUCH! I think you pick up your manners in some trash, you're writings here in the net was the most slanderous I ever read.

To call center peeps just don't mind this GUY or FAG, we salute you for saving our country! Giving a high revenue to our economy. Well, that's all I can say. Nothing more, nothing less!

lucy said...

sa lahat ng mga nagaagree sa blog na to, sa mga natutuwa at nagKKUDOS KUDOS PA DIYAN... inaapi api na mga kalahi niyo eh sinusuportahan niyo pa siya...! eh gago din naman pala kyo eh! mga isat kalahating tanga! kaya hindi umuunlad bansa nyo eh dahil sa mga tulad niyo..mga walang kwenta, mga manllait... magkita kita tayong lahat, tignan natin kung sino mga totoong kadiri diyan o hindi! palibhasa ihatecofi, isa kang napakalaking POSER!


IHATECOFI is one of the reasons why i hate filipinos...

Anonymous said...

Cofi bean. i know ur lonely.

Anonymous said...

ummmm... bading ka ba?

Anonymous said...

This is not even a site. A true blog site is when you develop it by urself! Programming, layout design, database management... the works. u just got a template and called it your own.

Oh... how insensitive of me. How could a person as idiotic as you undersatand this. geezzz.... go play barbie with your gay friends instead. Coz u reall suck. Hope u evolve and grow a brain, moron!

lala said...

Tingin ko di totoong conyo at napakayaman nitong si cofibean. Bored lang ito.

Di ako expert sa abnormal psychology, pero sa tingin ko, this blogger has problems, although di grave/serious (pwede rin).

Anonymous said...

hahaha! i love the way you describe how your life is so damn miserable. i mean, of all the gago and tanga in this planet, you CAUGHT THEM ALL! WOW!!!! grats man! i enjoy every minute of your cry-baby-mister-sooooo-damn-stupid stories. keep it coming!

Anonymous said...

(LOL!) I was laughing my lungs out while reading this blog!!! You make super lait talaga and I can see that you are super inis din with what happened! Never read any blog as funny and as cool as this, like I'm making kampay pa with my hands and my luha is falling na!!! You're the man pare and you're blog is so cool, like it's sounds so gay na! ;)

Anonymous said...

you know you're so nakaka-irritate talaga! duh!

The real problem with the accessibility of settings up blogs and on-line journals is that trash like this gets published.

gina said...

actually you sounded gay...para kang bakla magkwento...dont get angry opinion ko lang yun..

Anonymous said...

Obviously isa lang yung target ni cofibean. Internet hits lang. obviously hindi elite si cofibean. commoner lang na alam kung pano makakuha ng hits lalo na sa mga pinoy na sensitive. pag may group na tinamaan (ex. callcenter agents) kakalat sa internet dahil isshare ng mga agents sa friends nila kaya genius tong si cofibean pagdating sa pagkuha ng hits. sobrang absurd ng kwento nya na nakakatawang may naniniwala na totoo tong si cofibean. hehe!