Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Bad dream.

Shit pare! Just woke up in the middle of the night because of a bad dream. I dreamt I was a driver daw of an ex-friend of mine, the loser - Dave the poser. I am driving with him daw around a market when he asked me to look after his car because he have to buy something from a store. That poser! Is he ok? Me, acting as a chaffeur to his cheap old toyota car? T'was like an old model kaya. A hand-me-down from his long dead father. Yai na! The dickhead@! Nakakasira talaga ng vibe pare. T'was like an uber negative vibe. Yuck talaga pare the scenario... I just can't try to imagine myself driving an old toyota model so I was looking around talaga for my driver Mang Tonyo but he is nowhere to be found. The fuck! I've been trying to get rid of that old guy that mama hired when I am still a cute little kid. He is useless talaga! He is always nowhere to be found. Not even on my fucking dreams! So I just tried to control myself and drove Dave the poser's antique car slowly over a corner and got off. I don't want to be seen on an old and bulok car like that no? I just bought a new car last month, and I was wondering how come my car wasn't on my dream. E di sana I left na lang the scene and drove home to have a cozy bath to replenish the good vibes.

Well, its really shitty talaga what happened next. When I got back to check on his antique car, it was no longer there. I think it was being towed or sumthin by a basurero because maybe he taught it was like a pile of rusting metal sheets that he could sell per kilos at a local junk shop. Shit talaga that old car! The car was like ancient na tapos it got lost pa! So I tried looking for it daw from a certain car park nearby but it was not there. I was really kabado talaga on my dream. It was like totoo kasi eh. Then there was this establishment that I went in and asked if the skwakwaks from inside saw where it went but they knew nothing daw! Well what do you expect from all those katutubos hanging in that old dump! Mas maganda pa bahay ng labrador ko from that place. It was like baho talaga and really dirty. Its starting to cloud na on my aura. Not to mention all the bad vibes I'm getting from that old and bulok na car of that fucking Dave the Poser.

Well, thats not all pare. In exchange daw for the little information they think that they knew on where the car might be, I have daw to work for them. It's like earning my way in exchange for the information they have. Shit talaga pare! I made laba of all their baho clothes and other cheap thingies they have. If only I could stop from there and change the channel of my dream to something more light and more soothing other than being with some losers and a fucking poser. The hell talaga pare my dream. It's making my head so sakit right now. Ahhh! Fuck them. And that ex-friend of mine, Dave the Poser was like being uber kind which is really not him. He was like a poser kaya. Just trying to mingle with mayayamans like us to be regarded as one. The hell! Social climber talaga pare! Good thing I disowned the loser or else I'll end up like him. The fuck talaga pare! I bet now, he is working as a callcenter peep in Ayala... Haha! He deserves it... Callcenters are for losers! Tehe!

I forgot na how my dream ended. Basta the good thing about it is that it ended. Fuck!

21 comments:

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Anonymous said...

way to go, joe! i like your posts, talaga!

Anonymous said...

way to go, joe! i like your posts, talaga!

Anonymous said...

what are you, gay? got one word for you dude,


PUTANGINAMO!!!

Anonymous said...

Kung ang mga taga call center ay bobo, ano ka pa???

Mind your own shit!!!

Anonymous said...

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I really do like to meet you... Don't worry, I'm not from a call center..


WAHAHAHA....
PAG IKAW NAKILALA KO... TANGNA MO, PAPA-SALVAGE KITA!!!

Anonymous said...

IF you are as rich as you say, hire a grammar coach.

Pedro_Penduko said...

well,I see that you've got alot of fans here. why do you have such hatred against call center peeps? Did you have a failed relationship with one or did a call center agent kick your ass one night while you were hanging out with your friends? funny though, boasting yourself to be self sufficient. would you survive if your family never had a its own business? I don't thinks so...

well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. looking down on people. trying to place yourself up on a pedestal when one one fact remains between you and the people you hate. we're all Filipinos dude, we live and breathe on the same land, your parents live and breathe on it too. so I can only imagine what your parents would feel if they found out that their son grew up to be such a big Prat.

well, I don't care, you have as much right to Blog this than I do. good luck with your endeavor.

Anonymous said...

are you rich? you're nothing but a puny manure inside a toilet bowl, clinging on the sides and can be washed off anytime.

Brent sucks, they build up loser people like you with a huge grammar problem.

Anonymous said...

Ibang klase ka Cofibean... BAKLANG INSECURE KA TALAGA KAYA SALUDO AKO SA'YO!!! NAG-PUPUNTA KA PA PALA KA DRA. BELO SA LAGAY NA YAN!?! Dapat hindi mo na binanggit yung pangalan nya sa blogs mo... BAKA MAWALAN PA SYA NG TRABAHO PAG NAKITA KA NG MGA CLIENTS NYA!!! SA EMBALSAMADOR KA NA LANG!!! I THINK THEY WOULD DO A GREAT JOB ON YOU... believe me, YOU'LL LOOK ALMOST ALIVE!!! Kung hindi man, PARA KANG NATUTULOG LANG! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Nakakatawa ka Cofibean, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!! Kaya ka lang INSECURE sa mga CALL CENTER people kasi IKAW MISMO HINSI MAKAPASA SA APPLICATION!!! Puro ka kasi KALANDIAN SA KATAWAN... kung ako sa'yo, LUMADLAD KA NA!!! Kawawa naman yung mga tropa mo na nagtatanggol sa'yo. Akala siguro nila LALAKING LALAKE KA!!! If I know, CHUMA-CHANCE-ING KA LANG SA KANILA!!! Bakit, WALA KA NA BANG MAHADA!?! Sige, hanggang dito na lang... MAMATAY KA NA SANA!!! ANAK KA NG BUWA NG PUTANG INA MO!!!

SLU said...

Igorot ka noh? halata sa mata mo eh.

Anonymous said...

kewl men! kewl!

Anonymous said...

POKPOK NANAY MO! KAPATID MO POKPOK DIN! LAHAT KAYO POKPOK! BWAHHAHAHA...

Anonymous said...

tang na mo! may sira utak mo no?

Anonymous said...

oh my god!!! darling you are "sosyal" and you use the word
"skwakwaks" only trying hard jologs use that specific word, even i don't know what that word means till i asked my yaya.

"I have daw to work for them. It's like earning my way in exchange for the information they have." ---- maybe you should so that you would earn the right to say what you are saying right now. this only shows that you really don't have a clue...

why don't you try to buy your self into the society to finally feel that you are accepted by people (pero utang ng loob don't use your parent's money for that)

and the sole reason why you had that dream is that you deserve it, you are bound sooner or later to loose everything you have to man tonyo who turns out to be your real father. and that he is just driving for you to make sure that nobody in their right mind would try to kill you without making you suffer first.

gEnOs@iD said...

oh my god!!! darling you are "sosyal" and you use the word
"skwakwaks" only trying hard jologs use that specific word, even i don't know what that word means till i asked my yaya.

"I have daw to work for them. It's like earning my way in exchange for the information they have." ---- maybe you should so that you would earn the right to say what you are saying right now. this only shows that you really don't have a clue...

why don't you try to buy your self into the society to finally feel that you are accepted by people (pero utang ng loob don't use your parent's money for that)

and the sole reason why you had that dream is that you deserve it, you are bound sooner or later to loose everything you have to man tonyo who turns out to be your real father. and that he is just driving for you to make sure that nobody in their right mind would try to kill you without making you suffer first.

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hahahaha...ang lupit ng gumawa ng blog na ito. akalain mong may napapaniwala ka na nanaginip ka talaga ng ganung klaseng panaginip (o baka naman ako ang naloko ng nagsulat ng comment na nasa itaas...)

hehehehe...it's hard to differentiate kung sino sa mga nag comment dyan sa taas ang sumasakay lang sa sarcasm mo, at yung mga talagang naaapektuhan...

at dahil dun, kudos para sayo, "ihatecofi"! iba ka!

Anonymous said...

Nice read!

Anonymous said...

come on. you can come up with better material than that.

Anonymous said...

dear cofi,
easy lang.
antok na ko kaya maigsi lang to.
chillax lanh, ha!
with love,
proudpinay01

Anonymous said...

you:
-grammatically challenged
-subconsciously insecure
-bombarded with unresolved personal issues

AYUSIN MO YANG ENGLISH MO! LAIT KA NG LAIT SA TAGA CALL CENTER E BAKA DUMUGO ILONG MO PAG KINAUSAP KA NA NILA!GAGO!

Anonymous said...

u know what ? it will be better if u dont wake up we will be more happier ..