Shit pare! Just woke up in the middle of the night because of a bad dream. I dreamt I was a driver daw of an ex-friend of mine, the loser - Dave the poser. I am driving with him daw around a market when he asked me to look after his car because he have to buy something from a store. That poser! Is he ok? Me, acting as a chaffeur to his cheap old toyota car? T'was like an old model kaya. A hand-me-down from his long dead father. Yai na! The dickhead@! Nakakasira talaga ng vibe pare. T'was like an uber negative vibe. Yuck talaga pare the scenario... I just can't try to imagine myself driving an old toyota model so I was looking around talaga for my driver Mang Tonyo but he is nowhere to be found. The fuck! I've been trying to get rid of that old guy that mama hired when I am still a cute little kid. He is useless talaga! He is always nowhere to be found. Not even on my fucking dreams! So I just tried to control myself and drove Dave the poser's antique car slowly over a corner and got off. I don't want to be seen on an old and bulok car like that no? I just bought a new car last month, and I was wondering how come my car wasn't on my dream. E di sana I left na lang the scene and drove home to have a cozy bath to replenish the good vibes.
Well, its really shitty talaga what happened next. When I got back to check on his antique car, it was no longer there. I think it was being towed or sumthin by a basurero because maybe he taught it was like a pile of rusting metal sheets that he could sell per kilos at a local junk shop. Shit talaga that old car! The car was like ancient na tapos it got lost pa! So I tried looking for it daw from a certain car park nearby but it was not there. I was really kabado talaga on my dream. It was like totoo kasi eh. Then there was this establishment that I went in and asked if the skwakwaks from inside saw where it went but they knew nothing daw! Well what do you expect from all those katutubos hanging in that old dump! Mas maganda pa bahay ng labrador ko from that place. It was like baho talaga and really dirty. Its starting to cloud na on my aura. Not to mention all the bad vibes I'm getting from that old and bulok na car of that fucking Dave the Poser.
Well, thats not all pare. In exchange daw for the little information they think that they knew on where the car might be, I have daw to work for them. It's like earning my way in exchange for the information they have. Shit talaga pare! I made laba of all their baho clothes and other cheap thingies they have. If only I could stop from there and change the channel of my dream to something more light and more soothing other than being with some losers and a fucking poser. The hell talaga pare my dream. It's making my head so sakit right now. Ahhh! Fuck them. And that ex-friend of mine, Dave the Poser was like being uber kind which is really not him. He was like a poser kaya. Just trying to mingle with mayayamans like us to be regarded as one. The hell! Social climber talaga pare! Good thing I disowned the loser or else I'll end up like him. The fuck talaga pare! I bet now, he is working as a callcenter peep in Ayala... Haha! He deserves it... Callcenters are for losers! Tehe!
I forgot na how my dream ended. Basta the good thing about it is that it ended. Fuck!