Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I'm Like Fucking Annoyed!

Puta pare, I never thought some losers will still find this personal journal pa. What's your problem ba people? Fuck you all no. You're all such losers kaya. You are all so pathetic kaya! The hell! Make sulat na lang kaya all your hate comments on your squatter houses and not on my blog you fucking dorks. It's none of your fucking business what I think of other people kaya. I bet all the people who made some bobo comments on my site are the jologs call center people. Now, I'm so fucking annoyed na! Can't you all just like fucking pakamatay na lang or better yet have your pathetic lives donated to hell no. They need pa additional idiots there like you. And also carry with you all your crap comments. I don't need it kaya. The hell. You are all giving me bad vibes now no. And to all those inggit people, the hell! You are just making yabang of what you have eh your family don't have anything to eat na at home no. I bet, you just bought all your clothes from that ukay-ukay store along buendia no? In your face pare! Damn talaga you bobo katutubos!

59 comments:

Jake said...

Fuck you dickhead! Kaw ang pakamatay!

Annie said...

Hey I love your style. Are you for real? Oh my gosh! It's like ur soo jologs. Hahaha! Make more of it!

Anonymous said...

Haha! I really love your writing pare. Galeng!

Anonymous said...

Damn pare, your blog rules! Hehe.

Anonymous said...

ang sarap mo asarin pare...super jologs ka...ahahahaha...pa english english ka pa e hindi nmn bagay sau...ahahaha...oh my God, you're so gago and all...tangina mo...ahahaha...nakakatawa ka

Anonymous said...

bading ka ba??? you sound like one...ahahahah

Anonymous said...

ur probably one of the multitude of losers who can't do anything but rely on ur family business for living

Anonymous said...

hey at least we losers you're referring to are actually earning money just by speaking straight english.

Anonymous said...

Straight english? Mga call center people? Hahaha! You must be kidding me. Lahat ng callcenter mga bobo! Kudos to the guy behind this blog! Rock on dude!

Whatever said...

Tang-ina mo pare. Conyos are all bobo!

Anonymous said...

you're one heck of a loser too, dude! find yourself one manual personal journal to jot down your stupid and very selfish thoughts. an online blog's not good for you.

Anonymous said...

Hey, leave the poor guy alone. Totoo namang for losers ang call center eh. He is just giving justice to pure talents. Keep it up dude. By the way, anong course mo sa UA&P cofibean?

Anonymous said...

ate glow is that you wow what a term and blogs... it seems the only word i understand here is your "no" at the end of your sentence... bwahahaha naaalala ko tuloy ate glow sa personality mo.....

Anonymous said...

dude , some piece of advise dont ever accuse us of being bobo coz your not even near the level of our intelligence!Your just a pice of shit who thinks he knows all yet is enrolled in one of the "conyo" schools in manila whos not even near the prestige and intelectual reputation of churning up really smart people like our school!Your but an UGLY FART and a DUMB ASS dude!

tado_ka said...

well, i don't work for a call center ... but for someone like you to say all these nasty things to call center working people i just plain bad! i mean you make it seem like you're conyo and all ... but the hell ... i don't think you are ... what conyo person would say "AGAHAN"? ewww!!! jolog term ... and "good-to-nothing"? what the hell is that?!!! you claim to be from UA&P?! well it's not for rich kids that's what i say! same tuition lang and ua&p with lasalle and ateneo ... so don't get yourself too hook up on that fact!

Anonymous said...

is your brain loaded with shit?

Anonymous said...

Panget mo bobo!

Anonymous said...

Look whos annoying. Have a life! Bobo!

ron said...

dude , some piece of advise dont ever accuse us of being bobo coz your not even near the level of our intelligence!Your just a pice of shit who thinks he knows all yet is enrolled in one of the "conyo" schools in manila whos not even near the prestige and intelectual reputation of churning up really smart people like our school!Your but an UGLY FART and a DUMB ASS dude!

Anonymous, dude, don't you think you're doing exactly the same thing? And, man, your spelling and grammar is what makes me doubt the prestige and intellectual reputation of whatever school you came from, not whether you work in a call center or not.

I mean, seriously, "piece" is spelled like so, not "pice." Also, apostrophes don't bite, dear, learn to use them. And when you say "your" you imply possession. I think what you meant to use was you're.

Honestly, if you're going to insult someone in any language, make sure you're using it right, ok?

And, Christ's sake, everyone, I don't think this is serious. Surely, this is just a parody!

Anonymous said...

OMFG, pathetic huh? it's cool that you're expressing yourself, but at least use proper english. if you're claiming to be a rich, well-educated person, then you wouldn't be using foul and nasty comments about other people. instead, you would come up with a better way to insult them without those callcenter people knowing it(if they really are what you claim)... and expect other well-educated people get what you're trying to say.

Anonymous said...

RIGHT ON BROTHA! HIGH FIVE DAWG!!!!!!!!!!111111

Anonymous said...

RIGHT ON BROTHA! HIGH FIVE DAWG!!!!!!!!!!111111

Anonymous said...

Naaliw naman ako sa journal entries mo. Ang cute mo pa! Cofibean, buntisin moko! Please!

Anonymous said...

You know what your not acting like a professional at all para kang palengkera kung magsalita...are you sure you went to a prestigious school like mine?

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA MOOOO!!!

you are such an ass!! GOD!! And you say you're from UA&P?? Dude, you just made sira their reputation thanks to your FUCKINGNESS!!!

PUTA KA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL!

Anonymous said...

gosh i have no idea there was an ukay ukay along buendia. how did you know that anyway? *smirk*

Anonymous said...

nice way to attract people...hell u made a lot of money by annoying the shit out of d guyz here...

hahhaha...u sure are earning dude..

hey!!! kidsz he is earning from ur anger - hate!!!!! :)

DQ said...

Chong, san yung ukay-ukay sa Buendia?!?

Anonymous said...

poor soul!

Anonymous said...

ASTIG PARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

May girlfirend ka na ba cofibean? Pwede ako! Hinde ako taga call center. *Wink* *Wink*

Anonymous said...

RON, isa ka pa! para kang linta na nakiki-suck ng glory from this dumbass...

kudos to you for not having any originality...

Anonymous said...

Mas mahal tuition fee ng La Salle, especially if you're taking up Hotel, Restaurant, and Institution Management at De La Salle - College of Saint Benilde. It could easy reach up to Php. 100,000+, depending on the subjects you're taking. Last I heard, sa UA&P mga Php. 70,000 lang. I was supposed to study there. But that could've increased. I could care less. :-)

Anonymous said...

ikaw ang KADIRE!!! as in. and thanks for the info. dahil sa yo nalaman ko na may ukay-ukay pala sa buendia... my GOD! how come you knew that there's such on that place. hehehehe! kala ko ba CONIO ka..? baka naman PA-CONIO! TRYING HARD! if I know, kakagaling mo lang dun at namili ng damit mo!ikaw ang magpakamatay kc ur a devil! hinihintay ka na sa hell...
kung sino ka man, nakakahiya ka! U got an attitude problem pare! I can't imagine na may nabubuhay pa pa lang tao katulad mo! U should be thrown away to the river of fire! PILIPINO ka pa rin... kahit anung gawin mo, katutubo ka rin like us! "BIHISAN MO MAN ANG UNGGOY, UNGGOY PA RIN! AT IKAW ANG UNGGOY!! hahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

kung sino man nag post nito:

"Mas mahal tuition fee ng La Salle, especially if you're taking up Hotel, Restaurant, and Institution Management at De La Salle - College of Saint Benilde. It could easy reach up to Php. 100,000+, depending on the subjects you're taking. Last I heard, sa UA&P mga Php. 70,000 lang. I was supposed to study there. But that could've increased. I could care less. :-)"

Iba ang tuition ng CSB sa DLSU Main.. mas mahala ang benilde alam naman natin kung bakit..(bagsakan ng mga bagsak sa main).. kung taga CSB ka, ang pathetic mo. we all know that DLSU is different from DLS-CSB..

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dragonrower said...

tanga ka talaga, kung gusto mo magkaroon ng journal na walang comment page, wag as blog

hehehe, tsupain mo na lang tatay mo, better yet driver mo!

mwehehehehe!

Anonymous said...

ISA AKONG ISKOLAR NG BAYAN. TAGLAY KO ANG KAPANGYARIHANG IPINAGKAIT SA IYO, UTAK. HINDI KAYA NG NAPAKALIIT AT NATUTUYO MONG UTAK NA MAPAGTANTO NA HINDI IKAW ANG MAYAMAN, MGA MAGULANG MO.

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Anonymous said...

Katakot naman the post before me. Are you some kind of mangkukulam ba or sumthin? :) Hay naku! Inggit lang kayo kay cofibean no? Sikat kasi sya at kayo hinde!

I love you cofibean!

Anonymous said...

Katakot naman the post before me. Are you some kind of mangkukulam ba or sumthin? :) Hay naku! Inggit lang kayo kay cofibean no? Sikat kasi sya at kayo hinde!

I love you cofibean!

- PUTA KA!

Anonymous said...

chupain mo nalang kaya ako pare...malaki titi ko 8 inches...i'm sure mag-enjoy ka talaga...

Anonymous said...

anybody wanna M2M with callcenterboy (25, 5'10, male, gymdude from manila, top and very discreet, 8 inches long and very hard, marami pag-labasan)here? yung may place ha? At saka very discreet.....trip lang mga pare...horny lang kasi me ngayun... email me at demetrius_odessius@yahoo.com with your pic...

Anonymous said...

dont be like, you know, be pikon of cofibean. (hehe, jologs na jologs na ba?) i love reading his articles and you know why? it's for the same reason that people in the past watch the circus - to be content in the fact that what happenned to these people didn;t happen to me. so people, take the high road and don't stoop down to his level.

Anonymous said...

Hey Cofibean-bohboh.. why is you saying bad on the people here at callcenter. we are not like that in your information. is not true.. as in. what your saying is fake. all fake!!!!! in your information, i graduate long ago and with flying honors! sometimes i'm reading, but sometimes i'm not, because i'm call center worker too but i hate you when i read you! just like you, shet talaga! i say to myself. because i hate. it is you i hate and not call center ok, because i'm working there. shet you too. but i will never say fuck you. because that is bad. shet again. thats to you. ok.

Anonymous said...

Wtf! or maybe you dont know the meaning of that, it means what the fuck you are a loser and im feel sorry for your fucking life haha! if your fucking rich you will have no time for making those cheap idea ok! i think you are a fucking gay oh sorry sabi mo nga pala guy ka hehehe you know the best thing to do is fuck your mom and your fucking yaya or even worst fuck your self hehehehe! rich yeah right i think you are one of those living in c5 na napaalis....

jonas_of_sunvalley said...

Whoever is behind this blog is surely an amusing person. I neither condemn nor condone his convictions (or bigotry if you may call it.) I just want to say i had fun reading the journals and more so the comments you guys posted here. We know that this cofi creature isn't real at all but what the heck, he/she/it gave us something to while away precious moments while on line.

Just cheer up everyone. Life is but a big joke --- so laugh, smile and be happy!

Cofi, keep it up.... and guys, keep your comments coming! *Poof*

Anonymous said...

"I like it when people are figthing nonsense!"-cofibean, your behind all these, hmmmmmmm.. I just ponder and keep on wondering, are you a satanist? as though, you made this for a purpose, So God help you! hee hee PUTHA KA Tangina mo dimonyo... //by the power of who ever blood it is, bring the light to this demon"person"... AMEN

EN

Anonymous said...

me attitude problem tong taong toh, mahirap at walang nagmmahaL. npkakawawa mo nman. sobra! naiiyak kmi habng binasa ung blog mo. its really POV pro npkabobo at mahirap ng dating.

sorry bro! you need a psychiatrist! mhirap na baka lumala.

God bless...

Anonymous said...

damn... here goes 'the vibes'...

she-male ua&p person is friggin pissed...

hm, you suggestions are funny. fantastic...

-5thcolumnist

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.

Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.

"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"

"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!

"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...

"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online

Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah

BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha

THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.

"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!

I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.

- Iczewoulf - out...

Anonymous said...

..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....

ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah

ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha

para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha

Anonymous said...

Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

Anonymous said...

TANG INA MO!!!Wag mong laitin kaming mga squatter. Galing ang mga magulang ko sa squatters area, pero ngayon meron na kaming maraming lupa, baka nga yung village nyo kami may ari, Pero tumutulong parin kami sa mga tinatawag mong squatter, at hinde kami nang aapi ng mang Tonyo at ng kahit sinong mahirap. At yung mga squatter na yun, sila tunay na tao, hinde nila kailangan ng magagarang damit para maging sikat, o maging uber cool dumb headed ass, isa pa, sa aming mga taga squatter isang Ginebra bilog lang ang katapat ng buhay mo, kahit ano pang suot mo, wala kaming pakialam sa kung sino ka, lalo na ganyan manalita, matakot ka ha. OO nga pala si mang Tonyo wag na wag mong aapihin ni minsan kasi babalatan ka namin ng buhay.

Anonymous said...

TADO ka! GAGO ka! Tao ka ba?

Anonymous said...

hahaha!! nakakatawa naman blog nito!! tagacall-center ako, pero hindi ako naoffend sa pinagsasabi mo..nakakatawa kasi e, you sound stupid sa taglish mo, hindi nakakainis..i find it amusing =D

crux said...

well.. some may find your blog amusing but you should try to tone down ur fowl words.. like changing the way it's spelled.. and if you hate call centers that much, why don't you give employment, the face that you have your own business... i'm starting to think that you have worked in a call center before and got sacked.. i should know the feeling because, i for one, got sacked too..


PS.. i luv coffee

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

hehehehe. sino man nag post nito nakakatawa ka din! mayaman ako eh... hahahahhaha!!!!!!! ayus cofibean!!! kaka aliw!!! keep up the good work!!!

Anonymous said...

HOY COFIBEAN! TANGINA MO! WALA KA NAMANG MAKAIN! PURO KA DALDAL! TSUPAIN MO NA LANG SI MANG TONYO! O KYA KAININ MO TAE MO! KAIN KA MUNANG PEANUT BUTTER! HAHAHAHAH! BAKLA SALOT!

gEnOs@iD said...

hahahaha...

natatawa talaga ako sa comment mo dito! galing mo pare. akalain mong nakapag spark ka ng galit sa mga taong nagbabasa ng blog mo?

turuan mo naman ako minsan kung paano mo natutunan magsalita ng "Coñotica"? parang masarap matuto eh...hehehehe...

basta keep it coming. mock the coños even more! galing galing!