Sunday, October 30, 2005

Announcement

I'll be leaving for L.A. this November 2. So I guess that will make you katutubos happy na. I'll be in L.A. for two weeks with Claude. I'll just make gala lang ang shop. That's my forte naman eh. And I'm really good at it. I have a list na nga of things to buy when I get to Rodeo Drive. That is where kasi Prada Epicenter (which is an uber cool store because of the changing room walls that will go from clear to opaque with a single touch), Michael Kors, Dolce and Gabbana (which opened theif first stateside men's store btw), Gucci, and the new store my cousin has been making kwento since August pa - BCBG Max Azria! Hay, I've been bitten ata by the shopping bug eh kaya I'm kinda shopaholic na. Damn!

The plane will leave Manila around 8:30 PM so I don't have enough time na nga to buy new clothes for the trip. My winter jacket kasi is like a year old na. Its like ancient na. I don't want to become the laughing stock naman of my friends there right? So anyways, baka bukas I'll drop by Rockwell to buy for myself a new one. I have to buy na rin pala new mittens kasi mine got sira na rin when we visited Alaska last January. Now, I'm really lito na on what to do. So many things to do, yet so little time. :(

And here's what I have to say about some nasty comments which I tried to make bura na din for quite some time now and got tired na by doing so:

To all the death threats: In your face pare. You guys are sooo creepy no. Kulang na lang na someone will make Awooo on the background to complete the effect eh. Siguro you people are just inggit lang because I'm like sikat na and so gwapo pa. Stop irritating my aura no.

To all the callcenter faggots: I paid someone na to make pasabog Malate this November 1 to wipe out na the entire bakla population of the Philippines. At least I'm doing you guys a favor kasi I'll be sending you na agad to heaven, express pa!

To all the good people: Hey pare, thanks for respecting my blog ha? Don't you worry guys, I'm ignoring na naman all the sickos here. And hey, if you want to add me on friendster, here's my address: ihatecofi@yahoo.com. I'm cool pare, don't worry. And the same goes to all the cute chicks.

And I bet most of you are inggit na naman. Drool up to sawa pare. I get to go to L.A. just to enjoy and you have to asa pa na your company will bring you there for training. >:P

93 comments:

coffee addict said...

sad naman dude. you'll be gone for two weeks? anyways, sana you'll update your blog kase im sobrang gonna miss it.

Anonymous said...

Kakalungkot naman. Sama mo ako cofibean. Pleeeeeeease! Kahit alalay mo lang.

Anonymous said...

poor soul .. full of angst ..

El Presidente said...

Pasalubong ko pare ha?
---------------------
President, Cofibean's Fans Club
Las Pinas Chapter

Anonymous said...

ur goin to L.A.? yah make people believe u r, the hell!! u cant ever write a straight english and ur goin der? wat dah?! i pitty u, Poor Soul! and a writer?! Dream On Dude! u cnt WRITE!! u cant do any thing u Dumb Asshole!! failed accounting wat a loser!!! then u want to write? wat? a blog.. yah fine it suites u! and another ur really rich i mean ur parents not u, ur a BOBO like u said son whos drooling from ur parents money, a shame to well known and rich people here.. they wont have attitude like urs.. and piece of advise ur such an attention seeker u got wat u want PEOPLE'S ATTENTION so as mine u POOR lucky thing u!! Burn In Hell!! Stupid Idiot!!

Anonymous said...

Ano daw sabi nito? Ang naintindihan ko lang kasi ay idiot daw sya. :D --

ur goin to L.A.? yah make people believe u r, the hell!! u cant ever write a straight english and ur goin der? wat dah?! i pitty u, Poor Soul! and a writer?! Dream On Dude! u cnt WRITE!! u cant do any thing u Dumb Asshole!! failed accounting wat a loser!!! then u want to write? wat? a blog.. yah fine it suites u! and another ur really rich i mean ur parents not u, ur a BOBO like u said son whos drooling from ur parents money, a shame to well known and rich people here.. they wont have attitude like urs.. and piece of advise ur such an attention seeker u got wat u want PEOPLE'S ATTENTION so as mine u POOR lucky thing u!! Burn In Hell!! Stupid Idiot!!

Anonymous said...

I hope to God your plane crashes.

Wonder Woman said...

Hey, this is bad:

"I hope to God your plane crashes."

Kawawa naman yung ibang nakasakay sa plane.

Anonymous said...

you cock-sucking gay,

i can arrange a live broadcast of us over the internet. just wanna see what you are really made of. baka naman pure hangin lang yan. show me your money, il show mine. the way i see it, yabang lang ng mga mahihirap ang alam mo. ganyan magyabang ang mga mahihirap. you are an abomination to us, real rich people. and the call center guys are correct. you cant even compose in fluid english. pare-pare ka pa, halata namang bakla ka. if you have the money, you dont have to flaunt it. isaksak mo na lang sa baga mo. obvious namang wala kang alam sa mga pinagsasasabi mo. talking trash is never done by us real rich people. we find ways on saying nasty things the polite way. hindi kagaya mo, bibig-kalye. doon ka yata galing eh.

Anonymous said...

Uy... yung nagpost sa itaas mas bibig kalye pa kay cofibean. Mas bakla ka dude. Basta ang papanget nyong lahat! Mas gwapo ako sa inyong lahat!

- Bentong

Anonymous said...

people like you are not welcome here in L.A.!! you big butthole!!

rakee said...

damn!ur leaving? fck nmn! i love reading ur blog! duuudeee d best HANDS DOWN!! make kwento sa mga nangyari sayo here sa Cali a?.

Anonymous said...

It's obvious that you ain't got shit. A frustrated applicant of the Call Centers who never made it in to any of 'em. Your expressions emanates your personality as a big time faggot who can't get any. Envied many of these Call Center gays who are always on the big picture? As I picture your financial status... you can't even afford to buy a BMX Bike. You talk about these squater's people yet, you sound to live with them since you know all their dirty works. You don't belong to Rodeo Drive homo you obviously can't even afford to shop at Walmart & Payless... Your dough might get you to buy sumthin from Thrift's Stores... Watch out when you pass by Wilshire Blvd... I.N.S. Agents can spot a wetback like you in a blink of an eye. Don't stand around at I.N.S. Main Office on Los Angeles Blvd. as well, Mexican are truly quick on reporting freaks like you to the agents. Oh yeah, you might finally get the chance to drive a nice car in LA coz' you can rent one for only $19.95 a day. That if, you have a DMV License and of course a Credit Card and a Physical Address which I'm sure you don't. They don't trust Filipino Homo's back in US...you'll know what I mean if you truly are going there. Oh yeah, be careful on bragging about your visit in Cali co'z I'm from there... You might just get busted big time... Piece of advice, don't be roaming around I-10 INS Agent are all over that Interstate Highway. Get a load of this faggot, the people that doesn't have are the ones that brags about it... Take it from a Call Center peep...

Anonymous said...

wahahaha.....i'm so amused...you don't need a winter coat in LA right now. it's 70 degrees F for crying out loud...

Weinster said...

Hey u know wat. I have this friend, she's so cool she call herslf Tariao. She's like so uber cool when it comes to shopping. Yeah, u know wat cofibean, if u get lito on wat to buy when going shopping for winter clothes try asking Tariao my friend. She'll bring u to the best shopping haven ever - COLON. So there, i gave u a shopping tip na ha. Hey i hope we could shop together in COLON its a place with uber elite people shopping together. Dont worry i'll give Tariao's contact # ok?

Anonymous said...

You BELONG to a mental institution. What a joke?! Pretending to be someone you are DEFINITELY NOT.I know what you are trying to do.. You are sour graping coz you NEVER got accepted as a call center agent. So to cope your INSECURITY you post in here in your lousy BLOG about people obviously greater than yourself.What a pity! I even bet you DONT HAVE THE BALLS to show yourself if we dare you to meet one of us. Well its good you keep us entertained, you dont have anything else that you can brag about. COZ YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING. YOU'RE A BITTER NOBODY who doesnt have anything better to do.If you're laughing at us...we are laughing at you also. At least we know WHO WE ARE...

Anonymous said...

sick

Anonymous said...

You obviously are not a man. More of a freakin faggot I suppose. You tend to put down people that are seemingly a lot better than you do. You even picked on Call Center people whose minimum credentials are at least 4-5 years grads who can manipulate foreigners with just their voice from a phone line. It warrants that you hate 'em so much co'z you wanted to be like 'em but you can't, you just don't simply have it, right? It's truly sad to see a frustrated wannabe like you. Even these people doesn't have their own cars, they have a pretty decent job compared to you...yuck!!! You're flaunting about your financial freedom which dictates that you truly doesn't have any. "People usually brags on sumthin they don't posses." Squaters are not that bad of a people as well, they are just less fortunate yet, have a more educated manners than you are. With the personality you have shown on your Blog, you are nothing but a homo fuke and should be named Ben Dover... I know you ain't gonna catch that.... in Layman's Term "Bend Over and I'll fuck your brains out homophile."

Anonymous said...

ohmigod, winter clothes? in LA? don't you know that it's currently 72°F there? mas mainit pa nga dito eh...hahaha...be careful ariel, muntik ka nang mabuking!

Anonymous said...

down right pathetic, duh..ang grammar nga ungoy na social climber na ito

[DJ] Angel said...

Hey! I've got an idea...
Why don't you walk around Makati, all dress up, and wear a big L on your forehead to indicate that you are big Loser...

Anonymous said...

Well good riddance -- kahit sa kangkungan ka lang pupunta

Kitijiko said...

Why do hate Call Center people so much? You're full of hatred in your heart. Read the Bible my friend and you shall find peace. I do hope for you to have fun in California... Visit 7 Flags Magic Mountain, Universal Studios, Venice Beach, $ Hollywood for sight seeing. Rodeo Drive is okay walk upon. Try Fisherman's Warf in San Francisco and visit Golden Gate, it's only 6 hrs drive from LA or since you're a filthy rich anyhow a domestic flight for $325 will get you there in an hour... Las Vegas dude will be a dandy... 2 hrs drive from LA only for you to get to see what the California Desert has to offer. Go visit Mt. Jacinto in Palm Springs as well to see that in the middle of the Desert, snow can still be found on the Mtn Peak. Malls are all over therefore, don't worry about shopping as long as you have the dinero... Watch a couple of games of the LA Lakers at Staples Center and don't forget the Hard Rock Cafe's on every State that you go to... You ain't truly been in any of 'em not unless you got a shirt at least from these bars. May the Lord guide your heart and give you a pleasant adventure....

quequenatora said...

fuck this blog!!!u ariel or sherwin no matter what ur name is,ur such a hopeless person..lunatic gay..and fucking biatch..goto hell..watch ur "englishing" dude!!!ah este!!!juding ka nga pla!!didnt u know that if ur in a call center nowadays, sikat ka, eh ikaw sikat kb?? i bet u envied call center peeps..or i may think ur desperate enough to work in a call center..well sorry ka na lang pero those conyotic,social climber freak gay,and trying hard idiot is not accepted in a call center..pang gay bar ka lang dude..manupa ka na lang ng cocks..

Anonymous said...

MAS GUSTO KO NAMAN ANG BLOG NA ITO KESA DOON SA BRYANBOY.COM NA BADING NA MAYABANG NA FEELING SIKAT PWEH.......


SIGE PAAAAAAAAAAAA, SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE AND MAKE THIS BLOG # 1. YOU DESERVE IT COFIBEANNNNNN MWAH

Anonymous said...

nice entry!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha saya saya nman dito!!!!

Anonymous said...

wow...hahahaha!!!!sikat ka na!!!!

Anonymous said...

@cofibean, you're one hell of a guy we love....










...to hate! haha!

X said...

AHAHAHAHA!

MAN! you're sooo fucking gay!
add mo ko sa friendster, para malaman mong d ako takot sau.
xxxley10@yahoo.com

p.s. suntukan tayo. PAKYU!

t(",t)

John Contad said...

Is this satire? If it is - it's pretty good. :)

Anonymous said...

WTF!!!! this is pathetic! yo man...go fuck urself!

and by the way...why dont you post ur blog in straight english? u think that Tag-Lish is cool and pasosyal type? too f*cking bad....its not. kakahiya ka lang kasi d mo kaya. tsk tsk....ambisyoso!

Anonymous said...

Humidity: 81%
Dew Point: 57 °F / 14 °C
Wind: 4 mph / 6 km/h from the West
Pressure: 30.15 in / 1021 hPa (Rising)
Visibility: 9.0 miles / 14.5 kilometers
UV: 0 out of 16
Clouds: Clear -

(Above Ground Level)

Anonymous said...

63 °F / 17 °C
Clear

affogatto said...

hey i'ma tell my friends in LA about you! i just hope they don't kill you on sight.

hate you, btich! said...

There "she" goes again.. Fcuk off, btich. I mean, gay biatch!!!

Fcuk you, gay. Bat di ka na lang mag straight english kung ayaw slash kinadidirian mo ang pinanggalingan mo?? Pano ka tatanggapin ng LA kung konyo ka???? Siguro, di pa sapat ang english classes na na-attend mo. Di lang siguro.. Talaga! Bat di na lang ikaw ang magpakamatay?!?

Ayan, andami mo nang "fans" na nandidiri sa 'yo. Natutuwa ka na ba? Pano kasi nakakatuwang bashin. Ang sarap.... ISUKA!!!

Oo, katutubo nga kami na di tulad mong hindi tao.. HAYOP!!! BITCH!! LOSER!!! FCUK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hey..

well, i don't really know you.. pero i just wanted to make some comments. i'm not intending to criticize whatever you said here. FREEDOM OF SPEECH man, right? but i can't help but say.. if you want to buy or do something.. sana don't make "YABANG" of them nalang. like, i mean.. what would you get ba by saying you want to buy prada's or bcbg's.. or whatever. i mean.. c'mon man.. let's not be an oh-so-yabang-kid. if you're going here in america.. ok. let's not make a big deal out of it.. for all you know.. it's not you who's going here first. and it's not just you who can afford prada and all those crap. we're totally NOT inggit if you want to know. we're actually sad that a filipino like us is again making the world look down upon us.

you're not a small boy anymore that would show his friends what he's got and make "yabang" about it to them. you're already a full grown 22 year old man. and just so you know.. i'm just a 15 year old girl who speaks better english and shows better manners than you do.

i hope this gives you a lesson. don't be all that yabang that you are. because it's not really material things that matter. it's what you have up there in your brain.;) think about it honey... this is not something to laugh about and say "ang makata mo naman" but hey.. this is something serious you should deal with about yourself..:)

Anonymous said...

geeze.. i pity you so much.. seems you've been terminated from a call center.. and look at yourself.. you're like a social climber biatch with those statements you're constructing.. sore loser!..

Software Engineer said...

Are you rich? or just pretending to be one?

I read your posts.. some statements are contradictory to what is expected to be your lifestyle as a rich person.

Pare, just stop lying to yourself.. be true.. kawawa ka naman..

Also just leave those callcenter guys alone.. they have a life of their own. They didn't do you any harm naman diba?

Do you have a life? Maybe so, but maybe it's full of lies. So stop lying, live in the truth.. kaya nga siguro hindi ka masaya.

Be true.

Anonymous said...

get a brain. or a life. stop hiding behind your computer.

Anonymous said...

stupid-gay-social-climber!

what a hypocrite callin call center agents losers. if i know you tried applyin in a call center and got rejected. if you are so rich why not enroll in a class where you can learn good manners? and you're callin yourself a good writer and a web designer? you didn't even design your own blog. and if you're damn rich, you could've bought your own domain.

so pathetic. only gay men wear designer clothes.

Anonymous said...

wow pare! grabe ang blog na to pare! super pare! as in pare! pare! ano to? pare! bakla si cofibean pare! bungal si cofibean pare! malaki ilong ni cofibean pare!

from RMHell said...

- "...Gabbana (which opened theif first stateside men's store btw), Gucci, and..." *hey blogger, it's THIEF... obviously, you are no writer*
- "...on my mind. Now, I'm soo fucking depress na pare..." *and it's DEPRESSED. go figure*
- "...better yet, just play dead, rollover or fetch some sticks you native.." *there's a space between "ROLL" and "OVER", being a compound word*
- "Grabe talaga the barbeques on that place..." *so you mean to say that barbeques are above the establishment???*
- "...really getting concious na of my..." *what? grammar AND spelling? if not, you should.

well, ang hirap talagang maging baklang pretending.

President Gloria said...

aking idinedeklara...
sa pag-alis mo ng Pilipinas, ay hindi ka na muling makakatapak pa dito. ang pagtapak mo sa lupain ng Pilipinas ay mahigpit kong pinagbabawal. hindi mo ba naaalala na pinaghihirapan kong iusbong ang pagunlad ng ating bansa sa pamamagitan ng mga call centers na iyan?
kung wala ang mga centers na iyan, lalong tataas ang unemployment rate natin. sadya bang hindi ka pinagaral ng mga magulang mo?
o ipinanganak ka lang talagang baluktot ang titi mo? yun ay kung may titi ka man. Magandang araw sa inyong lahat.

aj said...

my eyes were twitching like crazy just reading the first paragraph. wow. that reaction is absolutely, positively only reserved for the dimwits. you, my dear, just topped the list. hurrah!!

Anonymous said...

dude, ur blog is very reminiscent of "caffeinerush" from blurty...any chance it's the same person?

Anonymous said...

Ang bobobo naman ng mga tao dito. L.A. is just a part of California no.

THERE IS SNOW IN CALIFORNIA. Plenty of it. I would say that for every one surfer in California, there are at least five skiers. I grew up in the Bay Area, which is about a long three-hour drive from the Sierras and the real snow, but I've been up there each winter for as long as I can remember. I know what snow is like. I've thrown it, skied in it, eaten it, frozen fingers in it and smashed my sister's face in it. Same as people in Colorado or Switzerland.

Look at that California map again. Put a big red line right through the middle of it. Most of the right side, the Sierra Nevadas, will have snow each year. Lots of it. Our roads get closed due to snow too. My family owns snow chains. And no surf boards.

Ang tatanga nyo naman magcomment. :P GO COFIBEAN! LAITIN MO PA MGA PUNYETANG YAN!

Anonymous said...

Eto and pakialamero na dapat pinapatay:

- "...Gabbana (which opened theif first stateside men's store btw), Gucci, and..." *hey blogger, it's THIEF... obviously, you are no writer*
- "...on my mind. Now, I'm soo fucking depress na pare..." *and it's DEPRESSED. go figure*
- "...better yet, just play dead, rollover or fetch some sticks you native.." *there's a space between "ROLL" and "OVER", being a compound word*
- "Grabe talaga the barbeques on that place..." *so you mean to say that barbeques are above the establishment???*
- "...really getting concious na of my..." *what? grammar AND spelling? if not, you should.

well, ang hirap talagang maging baklang pretending.


Leave the poor guy alone. You are just cramping his writing style. Go figure your ass you fucking bading na teacher.

Anonymous said...

Look.

If you really read your comments and realize what they're all trying to say, maybe you'd be happier. Don't you ever get tired of all that small talk? Even on your own blog? And what's with the coño talk? If you're as sophisticated and rich as you say you are, then maybe you could afford to learn speaking in straight English or Tagalog. Oh and if you think this brings you higher up the social ladder, it doesn't. Read your comments again and see what I mean.

By the way, I'm actually glad you called people like me "katutubo". At least we have respect for our country, for each other and for ourselves. It's such a sad thing that you can't realize how much disrespect and disgust you brought upon yourself.

You're 22 right? It's such a pity that I'm only 15 and I know better.

PS Do you even have friends?

CofiBean's MAMA said...

hoy umuwi ka na rito! sabi ni ingkong hindi mo raw nilaban yung mga damit namin! leche ka talagang bata ka. antandatanda mo na, pasaway ka pa rin. bwiset!
you toyo iuwi mo na!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. labyu anak.

Anonymous said...

Ang bobobo naman ng mga tao dito. L.A. is just a part of California no.

THERE IS SNOW IN CALIFORNIA. Plenty of it. I would say that for every one surfer in California, there are at least five skiers. I grew up in the Bay Area, which is about a long three-hour drive from the Sierras and the real snow, but I've been up there each winter for as long as I can remember. I know what snow is like. I've thrown it, skied in it, eaten it, frozen fingers in it and smashed my sister's face in it. Same as people in Colorado or Switzerland.

Look at that California map again. Put a big red line right through the middle of it. Most of the right side, the Sierra Nevadas, will have snow each year. Lots of it. Our roads get closed due to snow too. My family owns snow chains. And no surf boards.

Ang tatanga nyo naman magcomment. :P GO COFIBEAN! LAITIN MO PA MGA PUNYETANG YAN!


mukhang madami ka nang disciples cofibean. eto pang isa...magsama nga kayo mga impostor! mga kawawang nilalang hanggang dito na lang yung yabang nyo. obvious naman eh kayong dalawa parehong bakla

Anonymous said...

hey Mr. cofiBEAN...good one...like your style. You had me laughing...

Dr. Juan Salgado, Phd. said...

i can understand how a person like you can sink into such depths. you have a problem. (that's quite obvious)

i think it has somehting to do with your childhood. something in the subconscious.

according to psychological research, people who have hatred for a lot of people have had a traumatizing experience in childhood. (what could that be)

you do have a problem, mr. cofibean.

and dont be afraid, we professionals are here to help you. i want to HELP you. you need it. and i amn willing to give you assistance.

contact me at my website, www.psychology.org

Anonymous said...

HOY PUTANG INA MO KANG PUNYETANG PAKIALAMERANG BADING KA! ANONG ALAM MO SA L.A.? GAGO, 50 STATES NGA ALAM KONG LAHAT, L.A. PA? AND YES, WE KNOW VERY WELL THAT LA IS JUST A PART OF CALIFORNIA, DID ANYBODY MENTIONED HERE THAT IT IS A SEPARATE STATE? HUH? IKAW ANG BOBO. MAGBASA KA MUNANG BAKLA KA BAGO KA MAGCOMMENT ANG BOBO MO AS IN. NAPAKA BOBO NG COMMENT MO. ANG ASIM. NINCOMPOOP, IN TAGALOG NAPAKA BOBO. HINDI TANGA HA? ITS BOBO, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. TANGA MAY PAG ASA PA ANG BOBO WALA NA, GAYA MO ISA KANG NAPAKABOBONG BAKLANG ASO. FUTAH KA! OH ANO NGAYON? SAPAKAN NA LNG. TARANTADO KA. JOLOGS NA KUNG JOLOGS, LET'S FACE EACH OTHER SQUARELY. BAYOT KA!

AT SA MGA PUTANG INANG NAGSASABING LEAVE THIS BAKLANG COFIBEAN'S PRIVATE THOUGHTS ALONE, EH MGA PUTANG INANG NYO, LEAVE THESE CALL CENTER PEEPS LIVES ALONE DIN. "RESPECT BEGETS RESPECT"
DI BA? YANG ANG COMMON SENSE LANG TALAGA, AND YET HINDI NYO MAKUHA. TAPOS REACT REACT KAYO PAG MAY NAGCOMMENT, EH WE'RE JUST EXPRESSING OUR THOUGHTS LANG DIN NAMAN NOH, MAY COMMENT FIELD EH, MGA BOBO!

MGA PUTANG INA NYONG LAHAT NG KAMPI KE COFIBEAN, MAGSAMA SAMA KAYONG LAHAT. FUCK EACH OTHER.


OOOPPPS... ONE MORE THING. COFIBEAN, INGAT KA! CALL CENTER PEEPS ARE USUALLY THE ONES WHO BOOK A FLIGHT FOR YOU GOING TO US... AND INSTEAD OF BOOKING YOU TO US, THEY CAN (THEY SIMPLY HAVE THE POWER) TO REBOOK YOU ON ANOTHER FLIGHT GOING TO IRAQ. SO YOU BETTER BEHAVE. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW. BOBO MO TALAGA. BURN IN HELL JOKLA.

ATTACHMENT MESSAGE NG NAPAKABOBONG KOMENTARISTA.... BOBO... HAY!
Ang bobobo naman ng mga tao dito. L.A. is just a part of California no.

THERE IS SNOW IN CALIFORNIA. Plenty of it. I would say that for every one surfer in California, there are at least five skiers. I grew up in the Bay Area, which is about a long three-hour drive from the Sierras and the real snow, but I've been up there each winter for as long as I can remember. I know what snow is like. I've thrown it, skied in it, eaten it, frozen fingers in it and smashed my sister's face in it. Same as people in Colorado or Switzerland.

Look at that California map again. Put a big red line right through the middle of it. Most of the right side, the Sierra Nevadas, will have snow each year. Lots of it. Our roads get closed due to snow too. My family owns snow chains. And no surf boards.

Ang tatanga nyo naman magcomment. :P GO COFIBEAN! LAITIN MO PA MGA PUNYETANG YAN!

Anonymous said...

haha... cool yung nag comment sa taas...

Anonymous said...

just want to know why u hate call center peeps so much?i mean did someone turned you down?fact of the matter is call center produce the highest revenues.get that?meaning those people that you hate so much are the ones pulling the Philippines up.so we all respect your opinion but not this brutal pls.have some manners.its not our fault if somehow you werent hired.we only know that failures are a fact of life!accept it

jonas_of_sunvalley said...

Whoever is behind this blog is surely an amusing person. I neither condemn nor condone his convictions (or bigotry if you may call it.) I just want to say i had fun reading the journals and more so the comments you guys posted here. We know that this cofi creature isn't real at all but what the heck, he/she/it gave us something to while away precious moments while on line.

Just cheer up everyone. Life is but a big joke --- so laugh, smile and be happy!

Cofi, keep it up.... and guys, keep your comments coming! *Poof*

/iambrew said...

I have been reading this blog for two straight days now. Hahaha. And yes, I got the link from an email going around the office. And yes, iw ork for a call center in Eastwood. And I think nothing's wrong with that.

But hey, aren't we all amused on how Cofibean stirs us up? I mean we all get so affected, don't we. Hahaha... I do not deny that I ain't hurt but what he said/says pero at the same time at least he gives us something to talk about, make fun about (his grammar) and stuff. Hahaha...

Ooops, got a call. Byers!

Have fun!

Anonymous said...

i think ur bisexual...

Anonymous said...

I think cofibean is hot!

Anonymous said...

kewl concept! hitting 2 birds in one stone. Inasar na ang mga call center agent, nag-lampoon/parody pa about the language of the peninsulares :)

made me smile and say, "Damn! Why didn't I think of that!". more posts! and to call center agents na naaasar, sana ma-reliaze nyo that this is a joke/parody :)

Anonymous said...

how come you took your pictures out from your blog..scared ka ba with people who are posting their comments..chickening out? hehehe joke lang :)

Anonymous said...

I don't mind you giving these opinions, cofibean. In fact, I believe in freedom of expression. But don't push your luck. You mention something that is NOT GOOD, I swear that I am going to kill you. I don't do threats, action speaks louder than words. I am not trying to scare you or something, I am just being honest. "You hurt my people...I'll kill you..."

Anonymous said...

Awwwooooooo!

Anonymous said...

Katakot naman ito: I don't mind you giving these opinions, cofibean. In fact, I believe in freedom of expression. But don't push your luck. You mention something that is NOT GOOD, I swear that I am going to kill you. I don't do threats, action speaks louder than words. I am not trying to scare you or something, I am just being honest. "You hurt my people...I'll kill you..." -- Bakit pare? Ikaw ba ang gaylord? Hahaha! Natakot kang pasabugin ang malate dahil mababawasan mga tagasunod mo? Fuck off no! Leave our idol alone. As in SOLID!

Anonymous said...

Of course you understand that posting this comment about hiring people to bomb Malate is enough to implicate you as a criminal, and even a terrorist. Anybody who's ever taken a screenshot of this blog and that comment in particular can report you to the NBI, have the authorities trace your IP address and charge you with criminal intent.

Better run and hide dude. Rich or not, no one is above the law, especially international law.

Anonymous said...

Wag mo mashadong dibdibin dude. Baka atakihin ka sa puso. Its obvious na this is just a satire. Enjoy it while it last.

Anonymous said...

aw so you're leaving... you are really leaving...

-5thcolumnist

Anonymous said...

wala ka bang hotmail account pare? ha???? cge na... post mo nman sa mgandang blog mo!!! nyehehe!

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.

Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.

"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"

"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!

"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...

"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online

Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah

BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha

THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.

"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!

I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.

- Iczewoulf - out...

Anonymous said...

..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....

ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah

ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha

para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha

Anonymous said...

I think this guy or girl??? is in the state of confusion base from the choice of words parang me multiple personality if your goin' to check it out... mixed na kolehiyala words from exclusive schools,mga bisexuals words, at words that real men use.... ano ba talaga ha kuya ..ate ano ba talaga ..make up wour mind please

if you really want to project a pasosyal effect wag mo pagsamahin ang sosyal na babae ,sa lalaki thats the reason y they think ur homo ...

but want to give you 2 thumbs up for a job well done cuz this site really make me laugh okei wala akong masabi

Anonymous said...

Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

Anonymous said...

dude (or dudette),

You a f****ng FAG?! Because you sure talk like ONE!

I betcha you hate the call center biz/peeps simply because you got booted out. Why? You CANT talk STRAIGHT English.

Sorry ka na lang. Quite frankly, you are one pathethic loser. I'm happy I dont know you, or anyone like you.

Curl up and die mushroom head!

Anonymous said...

i got your picture. be careful. you pic is now roaming in the net. as a fucking nude gay lol

Anonymous said...

social climber!!!y dont u fuck urself!!ur a shit..a smelly shit..!!smells like cat's shit...common speak in tagalog nlang dnt speak in "TAGLISH"..please...

Anonymous said...

oo nga katutubo kme...wat da hell is wrong with that asshole??!atleast kme tao..ikaw?!ano ka??

mas grbe ka pa umasal kesa sa hayop!!

Anonymous said...

I THINK YOU NEED TO BE ADMITTED TO A MENTALLY RETARDED HOSPITAL AND ADMITTED AS A FIRST CLASS PATIENT, NA NAKASUKSUK YUNG DEXTROSE SA ULO.

mayunes said...

grabe... u really do get a lot of attentions lately.. (un nmn ang gusto mo diba?)
eniwei... magaling kang mag isip..
madami kang mga hang ups sa buhay
at blog mo lang ang outlet mo para mailabas ito...

hahaha
congrats pare....

na eentertain ako sa isang blog na katulad ng sayo..
puede ba kitang i-link? para easy access nalang???

saka nga pala
gud luck.. mukhang maraming gustong pumatay sayo...
sabihin mo na kasi ang magic word.. kung ano man yun d ko alam gusto ko lang sabihin yun....

Anonymous said...

Grabe, kumakalat na sa email ang kahihiyan mo, d ka man lang nahihiya.. what's wrong with call centers? Ha?!? Fuck you men.. ang call center hindi masamang trabaho.. kung mayaman ka, wag mong ipagkalat.. PUTANG!!!! ang isang tao pag normal ang pag-uutak d kaylangan ipag-yabang kung mayaman.. baka it's all in the mind.. beware.. dude! Baka kaylangan mo na ng Psychiatrist.. your DAMN SICK!!!! Imaginary lang ang lahat.. Ikaw dapat ang magpakamatay..

Saka, yung langauge mo? ano tawag dun? JOLOGSSS.. wahehehe! Sa palagay mo maganda sya? ANG KORNI PARE! Tang-ina.. nag-aral ka ba? Ooops, sory, pag-educated person pala e, hindi ganito ang attitude.. hmm... saan ka kaya galing? baka sa ibang planeta.. umuwi mo ka na sa planeta mo, d ka kaylangan d2.

Lam mo ikaw ang BAKLA.. kaya dapat ikaw ang pinapasabog.. sa mga writings mo palang, halata na... grabe! pumapatol sa BAKLA, kasi BAKLA ka rin, d ba nga sabi.. "Ang magnanakaw galit sa kapwa magnanakaw!" HAHAHAHAHA!

Hindi ko na sana ibaba yung level ko sa level mo, kaso i hate all your writings.. sa susunod, paki-check yung temp sa bansa na pupuntahan mo ha, para hindi ka naman mapahiya... nakakahiya ka!

By the way, how come MALATE is still alive? akala ko ba nag-hire ka na mag-papasabog dun, grabe your so rich tlaga noh? sabi na nga ba, it's all in the mind.. hay.. kakaawa ka! kaylangan mo ba ng doctor para sa sakit mo, tang-ina tutulungan kitang maghanap.

Baka naman nireresearch mo lang yung mga places sa states para may masabi ka lang? hay...

Take time to read this pare..

TANG-INA MO!!! NAKAKA-AWA KA... MAG-PAGAMOT KA NA!!!

Jokalabs said...

Yep the person above me said it right. Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa magnanakaw. Therefore, kung galit sya kay cofibean, ibig sabihin lang nun pareho sila ni cofibean. At kung anuman ang sinasabi nya kay cofibean. Malamang, ganun din sya. Tama ba o mali? Hahahahahhaha!

Anonymous said...

Okay...first of all..It IS NOT COLD HERE IN CALI RIGHT NOW!!! yes...its foggy in the morning but its not like your in NEW YORK that you would need a winter jacket. Dude...its not winter yet...its fall season. I can't believe you got a visa from the way you talk. I wonder what you said to the Consul in US embassy (*deep thought here*). Also honey..please if you want to talk in english then do it right. Stop talking like a trying hard cono..they kill people like that here in cali. I guess shopping really is your forte because there is nothing left in your brain but the names of designer labels, and unless you can actually afford and even know how to pronounce Hermes...then don't brag about your Gucci or Dolce and Gabbana. Your saying your not a fag...but your forte is shopping...I'm telling you sweety no straight guy would actually admit to that unless they have someone holding a gun to their head. Call center people have more class than you do. They can speak better english than you do. Infact I think if Domenico and Steffano finds out that people like you actually wear their designs...they'd probably make a protest. I doubt it if you can hang out in clubs like SPIDER, Century, Prey, or Element. As much as a fashion fiend that you appear to be, I don't think Cluballah would even take one glance at your application. That is if you even have the guts to apply. So to wrap it up...stop trying to appear cool coz you are not. Do not be a social climber if you cannot do it right...and honey do not go to L.A with that kind of attitude...you will not get out alive.

Anonymous said...

Attention:

to all avid readers of cofibean..especially callcenters agents..
haha..calm down..chill..

i know this guy..and guess what?!?..he is working in a call center..somewhere in libis..
believe me...haha..he's quite fat, dark skin and he is no richy..

he's loving what you're doing guys..he needs attention..

Honest!

Anonymous said...

You faker faggot!!!!!

Anonymous said...

IN YOUR FACE MONG MUKA MO COFIBEAN!

Anonymous said...

he's quite fat, dark skin and he is no richy..


bwahahahhaa, so sarap tlga mang-okray ng orcs..

Anonymous said...

HMNNNN..COOL IT DOWN GUYS, I HAVE ALREADY GOT A COPY OF ONE OF HIS POSTS RE PAGPAPASABOG NG MALATE,JUST HAVE TO TRACK YOUR IP ADDRESS AND WE'LL SEE YOUR REAL IDENTITY COFIBEAN, BAKA NGA NAGTATRABAHO KA DIN SA CALL CENTER, FOR ALL I KNOW....GOOD LUCK SAYO COFIBEAN..AND WHAT'S KARAGATAN???HOW COME YOU KNOW THIS WORD WHERE IN FACT I DONT KNOW THAT, AND U CALL BREAKFAST "AGAHAN"? GEEZZZ, U SUCK REALLYY..I DON'T KNOW WHY IM MAKING A POST HERE EH, DAPAT KASI DI NA PINAPANSIN YANG COFIBEAN NA YAN..LOSER AND PATHETIC, FOR SURE, FRUSTRATION NYA YUMAMAN KAYA DINAANAN NA LANG NYA SA PAGSUSULAT NG GANITONG KLASENG BLOG..POOR SOUL,,COME ON, WAKE UP THIS IS THE REAL WORLD..IT SO HAPPEN THAT I WAS MONITORING ONE OF MY AGENTS CALL, AND NA SCREEN CAPTURE KO THIS BLOG OF YOURS,,DAPAT MATAPOS NA ANG PAG DAYDREAMING MO FAGOT...YOU DONT SOUND SOSYAL, YOU SOUND SICK COFIBEAN,,DAPAT I-WIDEN MO PA ANG READING MO PARA MAS MA UPDATE KA MABUTI..KAWAWA KA NAMAN,,IM SURE YOU ENJOYING THESE COMMENTS.....PARA KANG RETARDED KUNG MAGSALITA, SIGURO WITH MATCHING BITING NAILS KA PA AND TULO LAWAY WHILE WRITING ANO????HAAAYYYYYY..YOU MADE MY DAY...YOUR END IS YET TO COME SOONNNN.....

Ako si Cofibean said...

IP your face pare!

Anonymous said...

di ka mayabang, sana kunin ka na ni lord

Anonymous said...

dude!!! stop bitching about people posting nasty comments about your blog-- if you really call that a blog --First off, why don't you get a job and stop mooching off your parents money (they don't really love you, they are just obligated because you are their freaking son....) Second, you are not "sikat" because you got people's attention, but because 90% of them wants to really confront you as to who you really are....And third, people like you are giving call center peeps a bad rap because even on your blog you can't even construct a "disenteng" sentence or pharagraph.. LASTLY WHILE YOU ARE IN L.A. TRY TO GET LAID BY A GIRL OK!!!! NOT A GUY, IT WOULD REALLY HELP YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT LIFE AND PROBABLY WOULD DO A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR GRAMMAR AS WELL (baka virgin kpa kasi gago!!!!-------------YSL_cvg!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ang saya saya hehehe, call center agents suck! hmm.. wait im a call center agent. Hi sa mga taga convergys.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone send a link to this guys pics? para matapos na ang kabaklaang nangyayari na to. For one thing the way he talks, may hi to all the cute girls pang nalalaman. Para kang bakla, tell me meron bang babae na nagkakagusto sa katulad mo mag salita. Naawa ako sayo. Una talaga kala ko babae ka. Tapos makikita ko na lang lalakwe este *LALAKE* ka pala. Fix yourself pare, di na ko mag cocomment sa about call center peeps my co callcenter agents have em covered. titirahin ko na lang pagka lalakwe *damn i keep mispelling lalake*. Ayusin mo nga sarili mo nag dadalawang isip na tuloy ako gumimik o gumala. baka may makita akong nag sasalita na katulad mo biglang magdilim paningin ko ihampas ko na lang mukha nya sa kung ano man. *kawawa naman mga magiging callers ko maaapektuhan ng nagsisimulang pag init ng ulo ko* KASALANAN mo to! you and your woMANliness. hangang dito n lang nagkakabuhol buhol na daliri ko kakatype.

Anonymous said...

ur goin to L.A.? yah make people believe u r, the hell!! u cant ever write a straight english and ur goin der? wat dah?! i pitty u, Poor Soul! and a writer?! Dream On Dude! u cnt WRITE!! u cant do any thing u Dumb Asshole!! failed accounting wat a loser!!! then u want to write? wat? a blog.. yah fine it suites u! and another ur really rich i mean ur parents not u, ur a BOBO like u said son whos drooling from ur parents money, a shame to well known and rich people here.. they wont have attitude like urs.. and piece of advise ur such an attention seeker u got wat u want PEOPLE'S ATTENTION so as mine u POOR lucky thing u!! Burn In Hell!! Stupid Idiot!!

if he can't write, so are you! don't let your bubble burst with this blog. this is PURE entertainment!
BTW, are you sick? dude, spell your words correctly. you look stupid kaya. :P