Saturday, October 01, 2005

Nice to be here.

Shit pare! This is my first time to post here. I'm so glad that there's something like this pala sa net. And I thought before t'was only loaded by loser-sites and porno craps. All of 'em only giving me negative vibes pare.

I think I need to recharge now my aura. It's been completely drained lately because of all the fucking shit people around me. Tang-ina nilang lahat! They are all full of shit! And that old lady officemate of mine. I never thought na pwede pa palang magwork ang mga senior citizens dito sa office. I never did like her since the first time I laid my goodlooking eyes on her. Shit pare and I wished I never did because it really got irritated right after. Hope she just drop dead on the spot or be killed by a million stab wounds made by the kadiri squatter fishball vendors outside.

By the way, Coffee Bean will soon be opening a branch near our office. At the ground floor of a newly constructed building. A friend of mine made sabi before na Starbucks is an evil corp so I think I need to change na. Fuck Starbs! They are crowded na by callcenter peeps that's been crowding makati na like cheap mushrooms. I hate them all, they are all sooo jologs! I think I saw some of them crowding pa nga this ukay-ukay store along Buendia right beside the katakot West of Ayala Building.

Hope they just all drop dead. They are crowding Makati na! It's like kadire na to work here in Makati because of the callcenter skwakkwaks hanging around. Shit! If one of them mess with my aura, I swear I'm going to shove something up they squatters asses! That will serve them right. Losers!

Well, I think now I have to hit the sack! Later pare.

35 comments:

cameron said...

As long as you are comfortable and confident with yourself, why look at other people? Why have them affect your existence?

I know no one who works in a call center, and I must agree they over expose themselves too much. but why worry man?

You're writings say that you live a good life with your driver, but you seem to be too frustrated and insecured.

These small, trying-hard underdogs shouldn't be affecting your life. Let them exist. Let them live but don't look at them, man.

You poor soul.

Peace

arlan said...

you are a sick man!

Anonymous said...

you are a sick man!

Anonymous said...

way to go, joe! i like your posts, talaga!

jio said...

Hmmm. Dropped by here; a friend recommended me your site.

Your full of angst, I see, against call center representatives. As Makati workers, I don't have anything against customer care representative. But most of my officemates are also annoyed by some of their attitude (playful, naughtiness, loud chatter). It's a phenomenon also with other office workers from other floors - they also mumble frustrations and annoyance at these flock of people whenever they chatter and play with each other as if they feel they're in college (I think high school even more).

Any way, still respect them as city workers. They are the momentarily money-makers in this country. As long as they don't physically harm you (now that would be something else), then don't contempt them for what they do (or even nothing at all) to you. Just shy away if you're annoyed at their space.

It's just in your mind.

By the way, I have a friend who works as in a call center. He is a manager there. He's far from the image that you think from people working in a call center.

Are you working in PeopleSupport building near Makati Med? I assume this because the only Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf you mentioned is just in front of the Convergys building being constructed at the next block.

Macky said...

We are conducting Victory at Coffee Bean Greenbelt 3 every monday, sama ka pre.

Anonymous said...

fuck you!

Anonymous said...

hi mare,

if you are living a good life like what you've mentioned it should have been very easy for you project good vibes, hhhmmm i'm starting to sound like you nah. i hate this. anyway your good life should lead you to joy and not dwell on the negative vibes of everyday life. to tell you the truth i have nothing against fag's but your one damn pretentious low life fag. hi mare tama na yan. maging masaya ka para you'll get all the good vibes you needed.

yours truely!

bakla tulad mo

Anonymous said...

Bakla!!! GO TO HELL!!! un lang...

Anonymous said...

HEY YOU SICK FAGGOT! IF YOU ARE REALLY RUNNING YOUR FAMILY BUSINESS, YOU COULD EASILY FIRE THAT SENIOR CITIZEN OFFICEMATE OF YOURS WHO IRRITATED YOU SO MUCH! WHAT DO YOU THINK????

Anonymous said...

NANAY MO POKPOK! CHUMUCHUPA DIN SA MGA EMPLEYADO NIYA....NILALANGAW NA PEKPEK NIYA...BWAHAHAHAHAA....

Anonymous said...

NAKITA KO TATAY MO, MAY KABIT...NAKITA KO SA GAY BAR...MAY KA-TABLE NA CALLBOY!BWAHAHAHA...

Anonymous said...

kapatid mo abnormal...kahit kanino-nino pumapatol...pede sa lalaki or babae....baka hermaprodite..BWAHAHAHAHA...

Anonymous said...

Are you rich? or just pretending to be one?

I read your posts.. some statements are contradictory to what is expected to be your lifestyle as a rich person.

Pare, just stop lying to yourself.. be true.. kawawa ka naman.. just leave those callcenter guys alone.. they have a life of their own.

Do you have a life? Maybe so, but it's full of lies.

Be true.

Software Engineer

Anonymous said...

bat ngay0n ko lang na-discover blogsite mo?

at long last, may mapaglilibangan na ak0...

Anonymous said...

haha. ok to a. pang-aliw.

sa mga malakas mag-comment dyan, tsk tsk, masyado naman kayo pa-apekto. wag na kayo feeling guilty. play along kids. masaya naman to.

saka kung alam nyo na satire to, ba't pa kayo nag-rreact ng ganyan?

to cofibean: hayop man. this is like the greatest shit to come out ever since the big bang. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

tama
sa people support ka nga yata nag wowork...
kasi may coffee bean na bago sa ground floor ng convergys....

Anonymous said...

ano ba kayo? wag nyong seryosohin ang mga nakasulat dito. just enjoy. kakatuwa kaya. fiction lang naman yang si caffeinerush e. i really enjoy reading his posts hahaha...

Anonymous said...

YOU'RE ALL FREAKING STUPID!

Anonymous said...

enjoy talaga, i had a great time here! people got so affected, that's insane!!! i'm a call center representative myself, but no comments! have fun, guys!

Anonymous said...

oy, titing supot, nangate
beklog ko kakatawa sayo
hahaha!!! tangna ka, me pa
aura-aura ka pang
nalalamang hindot ka eh
mabaho din naman ang utot
mo, bayoyoy!

meron ka pang pa orc-orc eh
di ko pa alam kasimbaho mo
si gollum, tangnang hindot
na to! hahahaha!!! mabuti
pa ako american citizen na,
ikaw, baka visitor's lang
ang visa mo, eh bulbol mong
ahet! ahahahaha!!!

palakihan na lang ng tite
pards! palibhasa malaki
lang sayo yang kaliwa mong
beklog kase yung sa kanan,
sing liit lang ng iklog ng
pugo hahahaha!!!

mag jakol ka na lang, dude hahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

All hail!
The Persona-non-grata of ALL callcenters, are you a reject in call center that you can't even speak straight english?

Anonymous said...

Dude have Jesus Christ in your life...
Be Thankful for the blessings that you and your family have...
These things could not save your soul when the day of judgement comes...
I hope your parents tried their best to let Christ into your life...
Because if they haven't... they will be facing a grave responsibility in raising a lost soul like you...
Peace... Ü
Be Happy... Ü
you will be more good looking if your radiating the aura of kindness than being consume by your hatred

Anonymous said...

aus pare! trip ko satire mo. dude pare chong, don't hate so much those loser orcs. you know they're not as good as us!

don't sweat the little things. that's so oc. ahha

love your blog, by the way.

Anonymous said...

wehhhhhh..hangin mu pre!
sang planeta k b galing?!

kumakain ka rin ng kanin tulad namin!..

naglalakad sa lupa tulad namin..

whatever your position is..kung sino ka man ..

your still a human being like us!

kya don't ever think your nakakaangat sa iba.. we are all the same in the eyes of God..
pag namatay ka di mu madadala sa langit pera at diploma mo!..

whats important is whats in your heart,,,

homo sapiens!

baliw!self vain!...magbago ka n!

gEnOs@iD said...

hahahahaha...natatawa ako sa comments dito...

pare astig site mo! malupit ka! sinong mag-aakala na may tao palang makakagawa ng blog showing a complete mockery about coños? hehehehe...

hindi ko alam kung saan mo natutunan yung "Coñotica" language mo pero ok ka. nakakabilib! work of art ang blog mo.

wag ka mag-alala at ipagkakalat ko ito sa mga kaibigan kong galit sa coño't elitista...hehehehe...

Lei said...

such a deep wrath. no matter how shallow you project the personality of this "blogger," you've invented, nonetheless i see in YOU the profound and sensitive view of our society today. and that is the beauty of your blog -- a modern satire of the sort, an irony at its best, a genius way masquerading as a superficial nincompoop blog. Mabuhay ka!

iced said...

to whomever created this blog, i applaud you. your use of satire has clearly sucked a lot of people in and opened their eyes to the reality of stupidity and shallowness that is plaguing society now.

if this is a project that aims to hit on society's psyche, then i give it an A.

well done.

Yuri said...

nakakatuwa ang writing style mo! hehe astig (says it all) yun lang!!!! galing! hahahahahaha but though nakaka offend to some i respect your way and this is blogs for anyway!

Anonymous said...

you know what? ang arte- arte mo! its like you are so watever. its like u hate the world and the pipol around you. eh ikaw nga nakakaines eh! kase ur soooo ma-arte...

Anonymous said...

dear cofi,
kawawa naman ang aura mo.
ano nang kulay? pink? fuschia? purple?
o baka naman blue?
ingat ka lagi ha!
with love,
proudpinay01

IBM Sys-ad said...

one thing i noticed is lahat ata ng posts ni cofibean may patama sa mga call centers. I duno why you hate them man, but they're doing an honest job. Iniisip ko tuloy baka insecure ka lang oh baka naman you like the attention you're getting by posting hate blogs? I dont work in a call center and I dont have anything against them. Dont be mean.

Peace out

Anonymous said...

galing style mo to attract traffic pre. aside from porn, hate blogs also earn money from the ads. not a bad idea. galing ka pre.

Anonymous said...

gago ba?! hahahahha...

chocolate-daze said...

Grabe. Lalo sumakit lang ulo ko. I've been exposed to a lot of conyo talk but this one will have to take the cake. Isang post pa lang ito, ha?

Seriously, if this is satire, this is one hyperbole of a satire here. None of my friends who are qualified to be called conyo speak or act like this. At saka kawawa naman mga mayayaman, inaapi mo rin sila. Now, this is what I call a true misanthrope.

Haha. Don't rush to get a dictionary, tsong. Sinasabi ko lang OA na antisocial ka. Yun lang. But true, you are entitled with your own thoughts and to publish them the way you like. But I hope the word "discretion" comes to mind. Oh well, flamboyance has their style.

Dude, like duh? Uber nega ba ang life mo? Or this is the first time you've crawled out of your cave?

Good luck naman sa launching mo. Hahaha!