Friday, October 28, 2005

Naturally metrosexual

The rain was really pouring yesterday kaya I wore na the new Prada Tela Tecnica jacket my cousin bought me from London. She made yabang pa nga na it costed her a whopping 450 pounds daw. Eh its like a small portion lang kaya of her allowance every month. That biatch! But she was sweet no, kasi she told me na it was an advance birthday gift daw for me because I'll be turning 23 na this coming December.

Our maid even told me pa nga na I look like a hollywood actor pa daw because of my uber cool getup yesterday. Duh! Its like given na kaya. I don't even have to make extra effort pa to look cool unlike those orc-like jologs thats been invading makati lately. Damn pare, I bet some chicks couldn't help but to drool when they saw me making baba from the car yesterday. I'm the bomb talaga pare.

Anyways, I only had a couple of meetings yesterday before I decided to go home. But prior to that, I tried checking out the new Coffee Bean joint near our office, pero I backed out when I saw a group of baho callcenter peeps with their flashy, much-effort exerted, rather gaudy getups. It was soo annoying talaga pare so I have to leave agad because of all the badvibes and BO pa. I got afraid na baka they will make gaya pa of my uber cute at cool na porma. Those losers! Its obvious naman na they're only wearing masa-clothes bought from Bench tapos sale pa!

I read the comments posted din, and some people are totally stupid talaga. There are like a thousand blogs kaya tapos they are flocking on my site pa like shit. Why don't you just create na lang your own blog no tapos have your pathetic colleagues post all their crap comments there and leave my private thoughts alone.

Also, I received an email nga pala from Ysabelle kanina that's making me sad now pare. I really have to go now and make myself lunod once again in my sorrows. :(

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

.love your posts. keep it up.

insanityspill said...

I can't believe you got me, pare.

Anonymous said...

Nice blog. Keep it up!!! you have a fan in me..

Anonymous said...

pucha pare, hasn't anyone made you patid yet? am like so pareho tayo call center reps are really bobo, baho talaga.

Anonymous said...

keep it up pare this blog is uniquely entertaining

Anonymous said...

Great stuff! Keep on writing!

-from the buckfutter community

CallCenterReader said...

You really write well. I hope I'd read more of your blogs. It really made other people believe that this character that u project in your blog do exist. Well done. :)

Anonymous said...

mahal na kita!

Anonymous said...

I think he also owns this blog:

http://www.blurty.com/~caffeinerush

Anonymous said...

hunghang mas im sure mas malaki sweldo ko sayo, di kami puro porma tulad mo! may PERA kami na di galing sa magulang namin!

Anonymous said...

HI BAKLA! AARAW ARAWI KITANG LICHI KA HAHAHAHA.... OI IN FAIRNESS ANG DAMI MO NG TAGAPAGTANNGOL, MAGKANO BINAYAD MO SA NETOPIA SA PAGGAWA NG COMMENTS MO? HAY NAKU, PATHETIC KA TALAGANG BADAF KA. OI WAG K NMNG GANYAN SA MGA TGA COL CENTER IKAW HA, NKIT KITA NUNG SABADO MAY HINAHADA KA SA MALATE, AT BAKLA AMININ MO TAGA CALL CNETER YUN. HAHAHAHA, TSURA NITONG BAKLANG ETO'. BADING, CGE KA PAG NAKILALA KA NILA BKA MAS LALONG MAGMUKHANG BUWAN YANG MUKHA MO! AY NING, SI HINDUTCHINA MAMARIL PALA TO, YOUR NEW COMMENTER!,, AY TAMA B ENGLISH KO? AH BASTA BAHALA NA, JST EXPRESING MY SELF LNG DIN NMN EH, DA 'VA? AY BAKLANG BAKLA TAYO BWAHAHAHAHAHA.. O SYA ATE SIGE NA MAY BOOKING PA KO. BABOOSH..

Anonymous said...

Im sure you're the loser who did not passed a callcenter interview. I pity you. Tsk tsk tsk..

Anonymous said...

We share the same sentiments towards these call center peeps. It's like brain drain local version. Imagine putting up with studying and graduating from college and you'll just end up as a Call Center Agent? Omg. How much lang ba sweldo nila, right? Not to mention that they think they will get rich doing what they do. What a pity. I pity them.

Your method of dealing with this problem may be extreme, but at least someone's doing something about it. Tata.

Jay said...

your writing style has its own appeal.. :P pero ask lang.. don't you think that it's somewhat double edged? look. you look down upon callcenter employees and yet you don't see the way you express your thoughts through words. you label them as 'jologs' and yet you can't even complete a single paragraph without the use of the 'make + *tagalog word*' combo... hay.. you almost made me laugh.. almost. have yourself some air.. you need it :P

Jose Rizal said...

This badaf is not only a shame to the gay community but also to the entire Pinoy culture. He's clearly got the "crab mentality". Even at his best (writing), he's no good. Am not surprised at all.

Anonymous said...

this guy here ladies and gentlemen is an example of a pre-evolved monkey. he's not fully evolved into a full human being.

geez what a shame.

go to the states and STAY THERE!

if we ever get hold of your identity my dear friend, I swear these lot here will mob at your doorstep.

i hope you die now.

have a nice day.

loser d*ckhead.

Anonymous said...

Diba ang sabi nga nila. Pag nagalit ka daw ay totoo? Siguro nga bobo lahat ng callcenter. :)

Nixau said...

I'm not a callcenter agent and have nothing against them. But after I read the comments they posted here, I perfectyly understood why cofibean is writing that way. Puro basura din kasi nanggagaling sa inyo eh. Mukhang kayo pa ang bakla kesa kay cofibean. Leave the poor guy alone. He's just airing his opinion.

Anonymous said...

This blog rules pare. Its making me tawa right now. Hahahahaha!!!! Continue your posts pare.

Anonymous said...

This blog is sooooo packing true. Hihihi! Ang aarte ng mga callcenter people. Ang papanget at ang babaho naman.

Anonymous said...

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare!

Coach Teddy Bunny said...

Make sure when you make lunod, you don't make bangon...

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, you're so angas, but look, youre so CHAKA, no wonder we're all making you TSUGI!

BWAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Youre a major laughing ITEAM in our site dude, err fag. Actually we're gonna announce your blogsite to all forums and ofcourse our respective Friendster Bulletin Boards.

THIS IS SOOOO FUN!!!

Goodluck to you filthy wanna-be!!!

Ms. ICT 2003

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, you're so angas, but look, youre so CHAKA, no wonder we're all making you TSUGI!

BWAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Youre a major laughing ITEM in our site dude, err fag. Actually we're gonna announce your blogsite to all forums and ofcourse our respective Friendster Bulletin Boards.

THIS IS SOOOO FUN!!!

Goodluck to you filthy wanna-be!!!

Ms. ICT 2003

Anonymous said...

I'm not a callcenter agent and have nothing against them. But after I read the comments they posted here, I perfectyly understood why cofibean is writing that way. Puro basura din kasi nanggagaling sa inyo eh. Mukhang kayo pa ang bakla kesa kay cofibean. Leave the poor guy alone. He's just airing his opinion. - TANGINA MO, MANAHIMIK KA - HINDI KA NAMIN KINAKAUSAP PUTA KA!

Anonymous said...

Uyyyyyyy kunwari may nagtatanggol to save his face, pero siya din naman yun.

Mahirap yan cofibean! Lokohin mo na ibang tao wag lang sarili mo.

Arthur said...

Wala yan! That faggot is just a FLUKE! Hanggang blog lag yan! He even used a pic of a musician named Ira Curz of Bamboo during his younger years. Patay ka kay pareng Ira pag nalaman na ginamit mo yung pic nya! :P

Anonymous said...

Mahal na mahal kita cofibean. Post mo naman cel number mo oh. Pls.

Anonymous said...

This is sooo true ---

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare!

Anonymous said...

anybody wanna M2M with callcenterboy (25, 5'10, male, gymdude from manila, top and very discreet, 8 inches long and very hard, marami pag-labasan)here? yung may place ha? At saka very discreet.....trip lang mga pare...horny lang kasi me ngayun... email me at demetrius_odessius@yahoo.com with your pic...

Anonymous said...

why don't you just lighten up and leave others alone if you don't want them commenting on your thoughts? oh and if you're from UA&P like you say you are, you'd better pray i don't find you and beat you to a pulp.

pt said...

An orc? did the bloke just mention an orc?!?

Ye gods! we do have intelligent life here on this planet, Scotty! Not that evolved, but it is still some form of cranial activity. Perhaps we could better make use of for fodder to our pet Bantha, Jicks, eh?

Ah, well, not that this comment's actually going to matter, anyway. Beam me up; we have mor eimportant matters at hand, like Art Criticism 101 for Vogons. XP

Anonymous said...

Hollywood actor?! --- naka drugs ba yung mga kasama mo diyan?

Ay oo nga nakita don sa Land of the Dead.. Metrosexual nga

Anonymous said...

costed?


MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Fan ni Cofivean said...

Bobo ang nagcomment na nasa itaas ko. Ahihi! Yeah costed in the past tense of cost. Check mo sa dictionary mo.

Anonymous said...

NATURALLY HOMOSEXUAL... ka mo!

Anonymous said...

bading sya! bading tlga sya!

Anonymous said...

look like a hollywood actor - Duh! Its like given na kaya ....

like who? carrot top?

-5thcolumnist

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.

Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.

"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"

"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!

"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...

"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online

Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah

BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha

THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.

"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!

I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.

- Iczewoulf - out...

Anonymous said...

Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

Anonymous said...

"Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!"

-Puta ka!! ba't di mo na lang kaya tsupain si cofibean...gago!!

*boyz on trampolines

Anonymous said...

bwahahahahha....gwapo but u sound bakla pare....
bwahahahahahah...
luv ur own ba to?
i bet nkaka suka ka in person!
bwahahahaha

Anonymous said...

pasaway..hehehe... hands down....

Anonymous said...

please die...now na!

Anonymous said...

HI!

my friend shared this blogger site because it talks about call center agents.

honestly i felt so disappointed that this person, owning this blog, is so angry and mad towards those people who are working in a call center.

sabi niya kasi ..mayayabang daw ang mga nag call center. hindi naman lahat. hndi naman lahat ay puro luho na lang at pasarap ang ginagawa sa buhay.etc.

i respect how you feel. siguro may nakaaway ka na tao na nagwowork sa call center and that person acted so rude... well the problem is WITH HIM(not God). naging mayabang siya ng nag call center.

but to share a bit of me...
im working now in a call center. hindi ko talga gusto mag call center. pero dahil may sakit ang dad ko at ang mom ko ay nag aasikaso mga kapatid ko .. kailangan ko ng work na malaki ang sweldo like sa call center.

kaya para sayo cofibean... please wag mo kaming lahatin.. like you hindi ko nilalhat ng mga taga california or what kind of raise or whatsoever... even those people who posted BAD comments here i cant make any comments for them and generalized that they are all of the same kind.

look... sino ang nagmumukhang bastos? ikaw ba o yung maybang na call center.?
wag mo ring gagamitin yung owrd na katutubo kung HINDI mo alam ang ibig sabihin nito. kasi parang minamamaliit mo ang mga katutubong Pilipino. i HATE those kind of people who are so CARELESS about they words.

who dont know that you are hurting a lot of people. wag mo ring ipagmalaki samin na taga california ka and we are so stupid about the place. what is the point of telling stories about being rich? there is nothing more important in life but worst to think of being rich only. you may have a lot of money but that doesnt make any sense that we people working in call center are competing with you .

guys for all those making comments.. please be careful as well with your words... thanks

cloud

garlic.media said...

Hi my friend recommend lang naman your nice site, she told me that it's funny at funny nga siya grabe hahaha. What's wrong with these call center pepz ba? hayaan niyo nalang them wala naman sila knows na other job eh. Asar lang me tlaga those call center peepz na sobrang angas while having their yosi break sa front nang building as if they own the place devah? Sobrang ingay pa ok lang sana kung may sense yung conversation nila de vah? hehehe

Anonymous said...

you should get a life... hindi yung nag uubos ka ng oras na i-type sa blog mo tong mga walang kwenta mong thoughts... and just an fyi, HINDI KA MGALING NA WRITER NA TULAD NG SABI MO... basahin mo uli mga pinagsasabi mo kasi contradicting din mga nilalagay mo recently sa blogs mo sa mismong mga sarili mong OLD thoughts... tinatype mo pa dito mga pangarap mo sa buhay, tsk tsk tsk kawawa ka nman boi... and also, walang mayaman na bobo magsulat at bobo gumamit ng words. taught is not the past tense for teach... and plus, you even typed this in.. "Also, I received an email nga pala from Ysabelle kanina that's making me sad now pare. I really have to go now and make myself lunod once again in my sorrows. :("... so pathetic ! so kung ganun ka "UBER" ang porma mo, then bakit di ka pinapansin ni UBER YSABELLE ? she's out of your league pare... stick to batang riles na lang.. ciao ! IN YOUR FACE PARE ! :D

Anonymous said...

If your so rich and all that powerful with your cash and worldly things.. why the hell are you staying here with your katutubo homeland? really means youre not smart enough.. go live in siberia for pete's sake

Anonymous said...

to that "fan ni cofivean"..

'di kaya ikaw ang bobo? i've checked my dictionary and it clearly indicated that the past tense of "cost" is cost.

Gawd and you claim that you're cofibean's fan? Oh I'm sorry, cofivean pala. Bwahahaha!!!

I just luuurve this site! keep posting!

Anonymous said...

tsk tsk tsk... your articles disturb me... what's w/ the bigotry? don't be hatin' dude cause u're the one manifesting kabobohan... pitiful...

-pink bee master

Anonymous said...

oi angas! wla ko pakialam sa pambabastos mo sa mga call center agents na tulad ko. pero sa pambabastos mo sa mga katutubong pilipino na katulad mo, di na pwede.

magintay ka lang at magingat, ipapatrack kita sa mga tiyo ko kung nasan ka man. alam mo na cguro ang ibig ko sabihin nun tanginamo ka.

ganun din sa lahat din ng kumakampi sa ungas na to. kapag may nagpost pa na kokontra d2, mghanda-handa na kayo.

fuck you ka, kahit magtago ka sa california.

kaya kita ipa-track gmit ang IP na ginagamit sa mga post mo.

Anonymous said...

tarantado bwahahahhaha bakla

beenitching said...

you call your thoughts private?
you should have written it on piles of cheap paper which is called diary that I think you haven't heard of because you are so damn rich, 'pare'...not here where everybody, including the baho masa, can read them, and can say whatever they want about them.'eh you pala the stupid eh'. computer rentals are so affordable these days, even the baho masa can access the net. You shouldn't have allowed people to comment on your posts if you really don't care about what they think about you and your arrogance. And what's with the "make poverty history" stuff? You can't end it by calling the majority of the population stupid. You are so shallow, yet so penetrating that you make me want to rub your ego against the ground.You sound so true, yet so fake you make me think....do you really exist? I've never known anyone who raise their own names and feed their own egos as much as you do. But because of the way you roll, you are indeed a celebrity. you spill your controversial "Private" thoughts for everyone to know...Because anything controversial attracts attention...which I think is the thing you crave for..But you digress.
Anyway, you can make a good screenwriter. I have this feeling that you just came up with this egoistic character...And he's the one who's been writing these wrath- prompting thoughts all along.

I want to thank you, though.
Commenting on this post was an excellent outlet for stress..

This would be my last here. I don't want to make you feel that you are famous anymore.

Anonymous said...

are you gay?