Sunday, October 23, 2005

Tech Savvy


Feast your eyes on my new cellfone. The Nokia 9500! Shot this photo kanina together with my Nokia 9300 and 6820. I went kasi kanina to Greenhills with Claude and Andrew to look for a new laptop. Claude kasi will be needing a light one which she will bring to L.A. next week. Sobrang bulky and heavy kasi her other laptop. It would be a great experience sana minus the masa! Kadire talaga the place. It was like the place was crowded by a thousand and one skwakwaks and I bet almost 99.9% of them are callcenter people. Damn talaga Andrew for suggesting pa Greenhills on where to buy the laptop. The only good thing that happened was that I bought for myself a new cellfone na rin. Hahaha! Impulsive buyer. So fucking kulit kasi Claude for teasing me na my Nokia 6820 is ancient na daw and is kinda squeeky na. So there... I have a new gadget to play with. Kaasar pa nga the vendor kanina with all his technobabble eh I'm pretty much sold na nga.

I was really tired after Greenhills and need some good vibes replenishment so I told Mang Tonyo to bring us to Rockwell since malapit na naman the place. There, we saw this great restaurant, Brazil Brazil! Grabe talaga the barbeques on that place. They gave us a yoyo to signal the waiters when to stop from pouring on our table all kinds of barbeques. Damn pare! Kanina was the first time I tried barbequed pineapple. It was really sarap pala. I'm giving that restaurant seven out of ten spoons for serving the best barbeques in town!

Well that's my life. The life of a certified glitterati. In your face pare!

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sama moko minsan pre. Bar hopping tayo sa Cubao at inuman tayo sa Tondo para cool!

Anonymous said...

dickhead mind full of crap

Anonymous said...

write about going to the gym naman. i'm sure there's a lot of skwakwaks there too.

Anonymous said...

wait...are you serious about what you just wrote? or are you just kidding...does this kind of evil really happen in real life?! please tell me you're kidding. you'd be really funny if you were just kidding though, but if not...oh well...what's this mean girls?

Anonymous said...

DUDE, WHATS YOUR DEAL?!?!?!?!?! SHIT YOU MAN! SHIT YOU! YOU FUCKER! ASSHOLE! DICKHEAD! BASTARD! SON OF A BITCH!! DIE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

did you have anything againsta call center people? they're doing an honest job so why treat them like dirt?

Anonymous said...

HOY BAKLA KA! NAKNANG PUTA KA! FEELING MO NAMAN ANG YAMAN MO E MUKA KA NAMANG BASURA! CALLCENTER PEOPLE ARE GREATER THAN YOU! ITONG BLOG MO, IT'S NOT FOR REAL! TWO-FACED OBNOXIOUS EVIL KA! JOKLA!

Anonymous said...

This blooger is so galeng talaga! Sama ako ng sampu! Fuck talaga those bobos pare! Ahihihi!

Anonymous said...

Leave him alone. He's only blogging. You guys are being jerks.

Anonymous said...

Leave him alone. He's only blogging. You guys are being jerks.

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA MO! ANG YABANG MO! TARANTADO KA! SOBRANG YABANG MO! MAMATAY KA NA... HAYOP KA!

-BlackBird

Anonymous said...

Cofibean pare, hang out tayo minsan sa Starbs pare and lets drink Starbuko! Galeng mo dude! Lakas hangin dito QC dahil sayo. Hehehe.

Anonymous said...

haha...

bean-brained fucker. how could you be so pathetic..?

haha...

but i admire your honesty. that alone.

haha...

astig. astig talaga...

the voice of stupidity. with vengeance.

haha...

Anonymous said...

fuck you kayong lahat!

Anonymous said...

kawawa ka naman.. marami ka ngang pera di naman sa'yo.. atleast kaming nagtatrabaho, mas masarap ang paggastos.. we buy things we like and are proud to say "IT'S OURS".. piece of advice SISTER,,, GO TO HELL!!!

Anonymous said...

Totoong tao ba ito?

jen said...

social climber!

Anonymous said...

What pure evil! Damn! Rot in hell pare no! Cofibean, you suck bigtime!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE FIX YOUR GRAMMAR FIRST THEN MAYBE WE'LL START TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY....ATLEAST WE KNOW THE PROPER WAY OF SAYING THINGS PROFESSIONALLY....IT MAKES ME THINK IF YOU'RE BEING PAID TO SAY THINGS LIKE THESE..BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THEN I THINK YOU'RE NOT EVEN QUALIFIED FOR THE POSITION.... THOUGH I HAVE TO HAND IT DOWN...YOU ENTERTAINED ME....IM CALL CENTER PEEP! I BET EVEN BELO IS HAVINNG A HARD TIME FIXING YOU...YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THEM BIGTIME! ;D

Chona from the City said...

pre, you're so unreachable, untouchable, unbearable, ya know? pero bilib ako sa 'yo, 'ya wanna make a difference, noh? it's like, so kalog of you naman to make this happen! shefts, 'ya reck, dude!~

yun nga pala, BUMAGSAK KA SA APPLICATION MO SA CALL CENTER NOH, KAYA KA MAY POOT! NYAHAHAHA!

gaya ng mga sinasabi namin sa mga bobong 'kano: "Sucks to be you, Mr. Smith!"

Politically Correct said...

PLEASE FIX YOUR GRAMMAR FIRST THEN MAYBE WE'LL START TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY....ATLEAST WE KNOW THE PROPER WAY OF SAYING THINGS PROFESSIONALLY....IT MAKES ME THINK IF YOU'RE BEING PAID TO SAY THINGS LIKE THESE..BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THEN I THINK YOU'RE NOT EVEN QUALIFIED FOR THE POSITION.... THOUGH I HAVE TO HAND IT DOWN...YOU ENTERTAINED ME....IM CALL CENTER PEEP! I BET EVEN BELO IS HAVINNG A HARD TIME FIXING YOU...YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THEM BIGTIME! ;D The above comment is purely made by an imbecile person. Ahihi. Pare/Mare, sinulat nya hinde sinabi. At kung binayaran man sya, well he is good at it dahil nagrereact ka sa kanya. Cofibean is a very effective writer don't you think? Ahihi. Also you wrote, "IM CALL CENTER PEEP.." As in wow pare, very professional. Parang walang mali. Ahihi. No comment na nga lang.. nabobobo ako sa kababasa sa inyo. Basta cofibean, fan mo na rin ako. Continue on writing pare.

Palengkera said...

Please leave the poor guy alone dahil sa tingin ko, love ko na sya. Pramis.

Anonymous said...

hey...

if you want to be left alone and have your thoughts uncriticized and left unadulterated, go find a diary or something, or have your thoughts all kept to yourself.

this is public.

you get your share of fans. and you get your share of hate letters and "fuck-you-you-moronic-asshole" comments.

and he's not a good writer. he's just like an unbelievably stupid face in front of your tv set. you'd have to be entertained. and/or otherwise pissed.

he's not poor. so he says...

Anonymous said...

sana naman isipin mo muna ang mga sinasabi mo...para ka namang hindi pinoy. at kung sa tingin mo mabuti ang mga sinasabi..HINDI PO!!! maging mabait ka sa mga call center people...at least kami mahala namion ang bansa namin at nagtatrabaho ng marangal. WE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK and WRITE ENGLISH WELL...pretty well at that. kung ayaw mo sa amen...punta ka ng India o sa saan man wag ka lang magtagal dito...baka mahawa kami sa iyo....

i bet you are enjoying all the attention noh? hay , kung ako sayo, itigil mo na to, kasi wala ring silbi ang mga sinasabi mo...

sana naman magpakatotoo ka!

Anonymous said...

interesting blog. apply ka dito sa amin. 'wag mag give up! maraming call centers diyan pare!

Anonymous said...

ilang beses ka na ba bumagsak???

Anonymous said...

FREAK!!! GO to HELL!!! U ROT AND U STINK!!

Sai said...

Asa pa you all! Losers! Cofibean, galeng mo pre! Sige pa, tirahin mo ang mga bobong yan! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

mas bobo ka at ikaw ang loser!!! asa ka rin... wala ka akseng kwentang tao...opinion lang ha..para kang asong ulol na nkikisalamuha sa mga amo para mgkaron ng dangal!!! wahaha..magpa gamit ka nlng sa bakla dude kung ganyan ka...bka mgka pera ka pa at least kami may marangal na trabaho..goodluck!!!

Anonymous said...

Yuck! Marangal na trabaho ba ang callcenter? Sinasayang nyo lang mga talino nyo no! Eh pang bobong trabaho kaya yan. Umayos nga kayo at lubayan nyo na si cofibean!!! MGA PUNYETA KAYO!

Anonymous said...

as in... wow... nakaka aliw... kaya pala kinikidnap mga tao na tulad ni cofibean tapos pinapatay....

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Yuck! Marangal na trabaho ba ang callcenter? Sinasayang nyo lang mga talino nyo no! Eh pang bobong trabaho kaya yan. Umayos nga kayo at lubayan nyo na si cofibean!!! MGA PUNYETA KAYO!
....
what made you say that a call center job is for stupid people...how can a stupid person (a filipino, that is) can talk english with accent and americans are even convinced that they are talking to a fellow american...isn't it ironic?? how stupid we are??? i guess if you get stupid, people would pay you as much as 60thou. I guess cofibean, sir, you may not believe it that we get compensated that much just for talking and helping americans manage their accounts and all...reason why you have a hard time believing it, is because you never had and will never be in a call center. Bottomline...you don't have the skill!!! nor the intellect to even qualify and you sir/ma'am who just made the comment above, you as well had been a pathetic moron who just can't get into our field!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Man, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

I see two things, one, that you are a filthy faggot. Second, you are either a fan of Kris Aquino, or your'e just so damn struggling to complete those utters in yo fuckin blog!

And what’s up with those criticisms, and benettons? Even if you put on some of those luis vuitton, or armani stuff, you’re not going to be half as close as Billy Joe’s ass.

I can't even see a damn good-looking guy on those pictures you post in yo stupid blog bitch! All I see is a squealing no good son of a bitch pussy whose trying to be cool with his fancy gadgets.

Which again are for bitches like you faggot! The only difference between people like us and you is that we make sense. And we live with sense.

You and yo homies should go ahead and suck each other's cock! And if I were your poor old driver, man I mona kick your ass, zip yo stinky little shit head in the trunk and kiss your wheels goodbye over smoky mountain where you and your shitty friends belong!

Anonymous said...

Man, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

I see two things, one, that you are a filthy faggot. Second, you are either a fan of Kris Aquino, or your'e just so damn struggling to complete those utters in yo fuckin blog!

And what’s up with those criticisms, and benettons? Even if you put on some of those luis vuitton, or armani stuff, you’re not going to be half as close as Billy Joe’s ass.

I can't even see a damn good-looking guy on those pictures you post in yo stupid blog bitch! All I see is a squealing no good son of a bitch pussy whose trying to be cool with his fancy gadgets.

Which again are for bitches like you faggot! The only difference between people like us and you is that we make sense. And we live with sense.

You and yo homies should go ahead and suck each other's cock! And if I were your poor old driver, man I mona kick your ass, zip yo stinky little shit head in the trunk and kiss your wheels goodbye over smoky mountain where you and your shitty friends belong!

Anonymous said...

Ibang klase ka Cofibean... BAKLANG INSECURE KA TALAGA KAYA SALUDO AKO SA'YO!!! NAG-PUPUNTA KA PA PALA KA DRA. BELO SA LAGAY NA YAN!?! Dapat hindi mo na binanggit yung pangalan nya sa blogs mo... BAKA MAWALAN PA SYA NG TRABAHO PAG NAKITA KA NG MGA CLIENTS NYA!!! SA EMBALSAMADOR KA NA LANG!!! I THINK THEY WOULD DO A GREAT JOB ON YOU... believe me, YOU'LL LOOK ALMOST ALIVE!!! Kung hindi man, PARA KANG NATUTULOG LANG! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Nakakatawa ka Cofibean, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!! Kaya ka lang INSECURE sa mga CALL CENTER people kasi IKAW MISMO HINSI MAKAPASA SA APPLICATION!!! Puro ka kasi KALANDIAN SA KATAWAN... kung ako sa'yo, LUMADLAD KA NA!!! Kawawa naman yung mga tropa mo na nagtatanggol sa'yo. Akala siguro nila LALAKING LALAKE KA!!! If I know, CHUMA-CHANCE-ING KA LANG SA KANILA!!! Bakit, WALA KA NA BANG MAHADA!?! Sige, hanggang dito na lang... MAMATAY KA NA SANA!!! ANAK KA NG BUWA NG PUTANG INA MO!!!

jolog said...

This fella ryt here is from a call center somewhere in makati. pinagtritripan lang kayo nito? u remember chona in the city? hahahaha i know the guy who was behind that blog. He's a QA analyst sa isang call center. And this one ryt here? i bet my ass is also from a call center. ;) if not, well then, congrats pare sumisikat ka sa panggagamit ng iba. sana next life marunong ka ng mag straight english. at sana rin next life matanggap ka sa call center para di ka naman gaanong insecure. goodluck pare. ingat lang. baka kce makidnap ka at balatan ka ng buhay ng mga nilalait mo. is your ex a call center agent? or nabasted ka ba ng isang taga call center? piece of advice pre, if u dont have anything nice to say, just shut the fuck up. rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

You know what? You are sooooo pathetic...as in.. you're too much to take...are you for real?...com'on I dont think so... you can even go to hell for ALL WE CARE.. A. Aceberos

Anonymous said...

Well, what can I say?.. Im speachless.. really... Correct your grammar first ok. You are such a jerk! Jerk! Jerk! A. Aceberos

Anonymous said...

Man, you don't make a fucking sense at all.... Rot in hell! A. Aceberos

Anonymous said...

i know what you are --- an ULTIMATE CALL CENTER REJECT! your English is so damn humiliating... oh and just so you know, Americans won't even recognize that foreign language you're speaking.. I'm sure you're somewhat related to PGMA coz you're so fond of that word "noh"? lolz..

you're a total crap, man! live a decent life.. if you want to be a qualified bitch, avoid sounding obviously stupid, please? the nerve! dork! =)

dragonrower said...

eh gago pala ikaw eh. lalo na yang friend mo. bakit ka bibili ng laptop sa greenhills eh ang alam lahat ng tao eh sa gilmore ang bilihan ng mga computers o laptop, mas nakamura ka pa.

kung ayaw mo sa mga skwakwa, umalis ka na lang ng pinas kasi 3rd world country tayo at sa los angeles, california hindi.

baka hindi mo alam, california is the largest state of the philippines, so kahit dun pa kayo pumunta, may makikita ka pa ringh skwakwa na pinoy

Anonymous said...

"Yuck! Marangal na trabaho ba ang callcenter? Sinasayang nyo lang mga talino nyo no! Eh pang bobong trabaho kaya yan. Umayos nga kayo at lubayan nyo na si cofibean!!! MGA PUNYETA KAYO!
....
what made you say that a call center job is for stupid people...how can a stupid person (a filipino, that is) can talk english with accent and americans are even convinced that they are talking to a fellow american...isn't it ironic?? how stupid we are??? i guess if you get stupid, people would pay you as much as 60thou. I guess cofibean, sir, you may not believe it that we get compensated that much just for talking and helping americans manage their accounts and all...reason why you have a hard time believing it, is because you never had and will never be in a call center. Bottomline...you don't have the skill!!! nor the intellect to even qualify and you sir/ma'am who just made the comment above, you as well had been a pathetic moron who just can't get into our field!!!!! "


mas bobo ka.. di mo alam ang ginagawa ng mga callcenter agents. nag resolve ng issues tsaka pati tech. i bet pagmay internet connection ka, tatawag ka rin sa kapitbahay mo tsaka nag papatulong or computer shop kasi di ka maarunong mag powercycle ng modem mo bwehehehehe (nag tech tuloy ako)

mag apply ka nga ng call center tingnan natin if you'd survive a month... bobo!

Anonymous said...

hey, hit me up whenever you get here in LA..dude, lets party in Highlands at Hollywood..got a loft in Hollywood Hills..yeah, my neighbors are pretty nice...we're flying to Vegas tomorrow, if you get here maybe you can party with us...here's my email add asymptotic_lz@yahoo.com..first things first..you gotta improve that grammar or just the talk..had a friend who visited last year..just as conyo as you..dude, it was embarrasing..she couldn't speak english fluently..my other friends couldn't understand her..the filipino friends i have were born here and they couldn't understand taglish..either you speak english or not..ok?..chill bro..

Mr. Flanger said...

Gusto mo ba talaga ng payabangan?

Wala yan sa mga gadgets ko bakla! As a matter of fact, I own Nokias 9500, 6600, Sony Ericsson P910, an iPod, a Canon Digital Ixus, a Power Book, 3 Gibson Les Pauls (since I play guitars) which I bought in the States and one of them has an autograph of Slash of Velvet Revolver, a vintage Vox AC30 guitar amp, a Ford F150 Subercab, and number of properties here and a small yet serene appartment Miami Beach, Florida. All of them were came from my HARD-EARNED money for almost 15 years!!! Not from my parents. Pero I always keep my feet on the ground dahil isa yun sa dahilan kung bakit ako yumaman.

Besides, I can't understand why are so fuckin' furious against callcenter peeps? Don't you know that sunrise industry decreases the unemployment rate in the Philippines? I guess you were one of them as well. But unfortunately, fire by the management because of attitude problems. ahihihihihi!

Dude, di ugali ng totoong rich boy yan! Baka makidnap ka nyan sa ginagawa mo pag na-trace ka!

Mr. Flanger said...

Better purchase your gagets to reputable dealers if you on't wanna face with so-called lowlifes.

dragonrower said...

Anonymous said...
"Yuck! Marangal na trabaho ba ang callcenter? Sinasayang nyo lang mga talino nyo no! Eh pang bobong trabaho kaya yan. Umayos nga kayo at lubayan nyo na si cofibean!!! MGA PUNYETA KAYO!

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subukan mo kaya ang call center, panay dada walang gawa. titgnan natin kung hindi ka rin mahihirapan

tsupain mo na lang kaibigan mo sa california

mwehehehe, tanga

Anonymous said...

Nyahahhaah, so whats so techy with your phone? Yes you're right, super bulok nga you coz your phone (68somethin) is so old age. I bet you only use your phone to browse for your friendster acct and chat, that is if you are that techy as you claim you are. FYI lang po, you can try PDA phones if you think you are techy and can afford. And if you are that rich, then you could buy somewhere else other than greenhills coz people there dont like you too. You know what? I think you are just pretending to be rich, TRYING HARD. I have all the money in the world and I can even buy your freakin soul, but I respect call center people coz they are not like YOU. FAGGOT!

Anonymous said...

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare!

Anonymous said...

Anak!!! Maghunos dili ka. Umuwi ka na dito...

Mang Tonyo

Anonymous said...

Hinde..ANAK KO SIYA..

ANAK HUWAG KANG MANIWALA SA KANYA..AKO ANG AMA MO!!

- Ang tunay na Mang Tonyo

Anonymous said...

anybody wanna M2M with callcenterboy (25, 5'10, male, gymdude from manila, top and very discreet, 8 inches long and very hard, marami pag-labasan)here? yung may place ha? At saka very discreet.....trip lang mga pare...horny lang kasi me ngayun... email me at demetrius_odessius@yahoo.com with your pic...

Anonymous said...

Well nice gear.. mine is better..
and you just could shove it down your ASS..

-E- said...

Well, all I can say is...


"Aaaaaarrrgggggghhhh!!!!!"

asshole!

-walks away-

Anonymous said...

so... 'tis what you call tech savy?

my friend has O2... much, much, much better than yours!

gaaaaaad, get a life! poser!!!

Anonymous said...

tech savy??? hahaha i mean pang trying hard ang mga phone mo....have you ever heard a SMARTPHONE?? i think thats better...

kikay said...

hey POSER.. if u r WEALTHY..how come u buy gadgets in GREENHILLS????

question lang. hahaha

Anonymous said...

ah... i like this one...
1. greenhills for cellphones and laptops
2. need some good vibes replenishment
3. life of a certified glitterati

-5thcolumnist

Anonymous said...

m callcenter peep! bwahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.

Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.

"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"

"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!

"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...

"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online

Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah

BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha

THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.

"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!

I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.

- Iczewoulf - out...

Anonymous said...

Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!

Anonymous said...

wow.. how cheap fon you got there....

Anonymous said...

BITTER KA LANG KASI YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY AND SPONTANEOUSLY UNLIKE US CALL CENTER PEOPLE, INTELLIGENT NA MARAMI PANG MONEY! hahahaha

la lang said...

one word.. FAGGOT

Anonymous said...

hahaha! this is one cool blog! I admire the person who wrote. it is really entertaining in the sense that alot of people are reacting bloodily, and it is getting popular.

actually, you should tell them that they have no right to react that way because it is just simply you who is talking.

just a simple advise... make money out of it, it would make you double the richer!

Anonymous said...

hoy gising!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I bet kumakain ka nang tae when you wrote this, coz the words are shitty.