Sunday, October 23, 2005

The Hell!

How come this world is so full of nincompoop morons who's really full of shit on their heads like those bobo callcenter agents. The hell pare! The last time I checked, there are no rules or restrictions as to where I want my thoughts be posted. The fuck talaga you pakialameros. As if naman I care no. Basta all I know is that you are all losers! I bet you don't even have any money to buy for yourself a decent second hand car. Kadire talaga the one who boasted na he loaned from a bank pa just to buy a car. Hahaha! It only showed how low you can get. The hell! 60 thousand your face pare or should I say, ASA PA YOU! Nobody is idiotic enough to give you washouts that amount of compensation because I wouldn't. Hahaha! I would even make-batok on your heads as an added bonus for being sooo fucking low. And to the one who commented na UA&P has the same tuition as Ateneo and Lasalle, well, the fuck! I bet the only newspaper you can afford to read are the ones that fits your bobo lifestyle.. Damn! And the hell with the one who said Max Brenner and Bizu cookies are sosyal na! The fuck! It only means na you haven't got the chance pa to get out of this country because, well, what do we need to expect pa nga ba from you katutubos.... you don't even have the means pa to do so unless padala kayo by your callcenter company abroad for FREE. Hahaha! There's like a million chichi places abroad pa if I really want to be sosyal unlike you na greenbelt 3 is sosyal na. Kadire talaga the mentality. Loser-posers! I pity you all. Go bug someone else you incompetents and leave my private thoughts alone! Better yet, stick to your own kind!

Fuck you all!

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

oo nga pare gb 3 is not that sosyal eh. dami local artistas dun, eh local artistas are the NUMBER 1 JOLOGS di ba! yuck them talaga they are into MASS MEDIA for the poor yuck! and yuck aiko making tambay in nuvo yuck talaga. dami posers dun grabe talaga as in! feeling nila angat cla sa iba. FAKERS SUCK YO 'ALL AND GO TO HELL. : )

i luv you cofibean!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean mahal na kita! You really hit the spot! Ohlala! Hahaha! I love you pare!

Anonymous said...

haha, wow... i see some fans(or did you just put those yourself?)... anyway, good for you.. but it'll be more entertaining if you used proper english.. just to prove that you really are well-educated.

Anonymous said...

Gwapo mo shet ka! Mukha kang pwet!

Anonymous said...

a dickhead mind full of crap.....

Anonymous said...

dahan2x lang coz ur insecurities are showing.

Anonymous said...

at nagsalita ang mismong jologz.

Anonymous said...

i pity you for having such a shallow mind. yes, posers are big losers and could rot in hell. but being on a higher level doesn't give you the right to treat them like trash.

Anonymous said...

hey you guys are pa sosyal yet your english is a little less than boobits! yuckie!

peepeepee said...

a wank who lives on daddy's money and if it's not pussywhipped daddy's money it's from mummy's cavernous twat. born assholes like you are fun to make fun of. creating a ficititious character must be a great way to get attention. enjoy your mocha cappuccino latte alpacino and have a great day!

Anonymous said...

hey cofibean! are you gay? you sure sound like it. . take it easy you asshole. . for sure the money that you are spending or even to survive came from your parents who are working their asses off..
you know what ever you say . .your shit still smells like shit or even worse . . so shut up!
you go fuck youself! why don't you stick your penis to your ass and maybe you will satisfy yourself. .oh! i'm sorry i forgot that your penis won't even reach you balls.. so good luck!

Anonymous said...

Pathetic loser!

Anonymous said...

Hay naku! Winner ka saken Cofibean! Woooah! Gimme five dawg!

Anonymous said...

PUTANGINAMO!!! smootching off money that obviously is not his. Well, good job on that part. Your blogs really put the bar up high for the stupidest, most idiotic, moron that ever seeped its way from the crevasses of hell up to the craphole that you are living your so called certified "glitterati" life now. i mean, is "glitterati" even a word? Man, you sound worse than a gay talkshow host.

I salute you dude. hope to God that callcenter people won't gang up on you and beat the living shit out of you for this. Better yet, i think that people would agree that if they would ever get an opinion from you, they would beat it out of your already dead and rotting body.

Leche said...

Ano ba yan! Mukhang puro callcenter ata ang nagcocomment dito a! Haha! Kasi yung isa "Glitterati" lang hinde pa alam. Asus. Bakit chong, hinde mo ba nakita sa dictionary yun? Kasi po bagong word yun synonymous to the elite. Bobo nyo talagang mga taga call center kayo! Haha! Tama si cofibean.

Anonymous said...

Just be happy with what you have...

And please try writing in pure English.
There's no such thing as TAGLISH--
it's for the illiterate.

Another thing, pal, have someone proofread your entries before you post it... at least you won't look stupid when you underestimate call center people (because we know how to use the language properly and if you want, I will teach you how)and do not generalize.

GOD BLESS YOU!

Looking forward to read more...
It's entertaining. Thanks for the laugh.

By the way, if you don't want to get any comments-- CLOSE it. Don't you know how to set restrictions for BLOGS? You write bad things about other people,you will surely get reactions-- what do you expect?

By the way, I have the McDO FREEBIE you're craving for... I'll be happy to give it to you... JUST LET ME KNOW.

Anonymous said...

Pare, kung walang pakialamero, masaya sana ang mundo. At pare, merong taglish. Kasi hinde magagawa iyong salitang yun pag walang ganun. Parang ikaw, walang utak pero nag-eexist. Just leave cofibean alone and keep your comments to your self and wag na MAKIALAM. For all we know, inggit lang kayo kay Cofibean. Ika nga nya -- IN YOUR FACE PARE!

Anonymous said...

Kung sinuman ang nagcomment nito:

"And please try writing in pure English. There's no such thing as TAGLISH-- it's for the illiterate."

Ay isang bading na social climber. (",)

Anonymous said...

hoy... sister??? kelan ka magjujuding languange? sawa na ako sa taglish ehhhh.... =)

Anonymous said...

You are no more than "chona"... i bet you know her. At least chona's the best and she has never hurt anybody... =P

Anonymous said...

Potah! Pati ba naman bading meron na dito? Fuck you all no!

Echo said...

Oo nga no!

Sh!tkaCofibean said...

SUCH!!! inggit lang yan..ayaw nya na malampasan sya kase kahit mahirap may pera na!! duh? educated nga pero social climber!!! nanghiram pa ng cellphone para mkuhanan ng picture.. ayan tagalog ako dito!! react na kayo!!! ahihihi...

Sh!tkacofibean said...

damn you asshole!! call center agents are the people who will bring you down!! you dumbass....you're a gay and better look for jologs where you can satisfy your ass with!!! yuckie....pervert!!! such a kalowkah person!!! nga naman... you are sosyal nga pala...they should not pakialam with your business.kaso your business naman so cheap...hihihihi... y don't we sosyo?kaso yoko baka bobo u!!! taglish ba itoh? i'll wait for your reaction guys...this guy just needs your attention so pls. bear with him...anak sa labas kase....ahihihi... Good bless y'all!!

Anonymous said...

Ibang klase ka Cofibean... BAKLANG INSECURE KA TALAGA KAYA SALUDO AKO SA'YO!!! NAG-PUPUNTA KA PA PALA KA DRA. BELO SA LAGAY NA YAN!?! Dapat hindi mo na binanggit yung pangalan nya sa blogs mo... BAKA MAWALAN PA SYA NG TRABAHO PAG NAKITA KA NG MGA CLIENTS NYA!!! SA EMBALSAMADOR KA NA LANG!!! I THINK THEY WOULD DO A GREAT JOB ON YOU... believe me, YOU'LL LOOK ALMOST ALIVE!!! Kung hindi man, PARA KANG NATUTULOG LANG! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Nakakatawa ka Cofibean, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!! Kaya ka lang INSECURE sa mga CALL CENTER people kasi IKAW MISMO HINSI MAKAPASA SA APPLICATION!!! Puro ka kasi KALANDIAN SA KATAWAN... kung ako sa'yo, LUMADLAD KA NA!!! Kawawa naman yung mga tropa mo na nagtatanggol sa'yo. Akala siguro nila LALAKING LALAKE KA!!! If I know, CHUMA-CHANCE-ING KA LANG SA KANILA!!! Bakit, WALA KA NA BANG MAHADA!?! Sige, hanggang dito na lang... MAMATAY KA NA SANA!!! ANAK KA NG BUWA NG PUTANG INA MO!!!

Anonymous said...

halatang trying hard ka dati makapasok sa call center na d makapasa pasa... siguro itsura mo pa lang nakakairita na!!!! INAMU!!!

Anonymous said...

halatang trying hard ka dati makapasok sa call center na d makapasa pasa... siguro itsura mo pa lang nakakairita na!!!! INAMU!!!

Anonymous said...

halatang trying hard ka dati makapasok sa call center na d makapasa pasa... siguro itsura mo pa lang nakakairita na!!!! INAMU!!!

Andrew said...

Matt, you dickhead.. Hahaha! Wait til the gang knows about this. I can really feel some hostility here.

Hey guys! FUCK YOU ALL! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

great place to express your failure. One thing is for sure. He is the LOOSER. Yeah communicator phone pero alam mo b gmitin un? Hehe. And Yuck! Tech Savvy kn nung lagay n un, just having that piece of crap? You are so funny!Prepaid pala phone line mo!!!!! hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

para syan c Paris Hilton magsalit (di yung lifestyle ha) meaning STUPID! taglish... hmmmm.... siguro galit to kasi di sya matangap ng mga call center because the way she speak english... oops sorry TAGLISH pala... di nga pla sya marunong magsalita ng ENGLISH... hehehehehe ... Idiot!

Anonymous said...

ikaw ang KADIRE!!! as in. and thanks for the info. dahil sa yo nalaman ko na may ukay-ukay pala sa buendia... my GOD! how come you knew that there's such on that place. hehehehe! kala ko ba CONIO ka..? baka naman PA-CONIO! TRYING HARD! if I know, kakagaling mo lang dun at namili ng damit mo!ikaw ang magpakamatay kc ur a devil! hinihintay ka na sa hell...
kung sino ka man, nakakahiya ka! U got an attitude problem pare! I can't imagine na may nabubuhay pa pa lang tao katulad mo! U should be thrown away to the river of fire! PILIPINO ka pa rin... kahit anung gawin mo, katutubo ka rin like us! "BIHISAN MO MAN ANG UNGGOY, UNGGOY PA RIN! AT IKAW ANG UNGGOY!! hahahahaha!!!

FUCK YOU KA RIN!!!

Anonymous said...

Another imbecile made this post here.

great place to express your failure. One thing is for sure. He is the LOOSER. Yeah communicator phone pero alam mo b gmitin un? Hehe. And Yuck! Tech Savvy kn nung lagay n un, just having that piece of crap? You are so funny!Prepaid pala phone line mo!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! ANO BA YAN! Count me as a fan cofibean!

Anonymous said...

You are a totally ignorant troll.

All hell will break loose (wait, it already did).

Anonymous said...

Say it with me folks...
s-a-t-i-r-e
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire

Oh, and another word for the masses...
t-r-o-l-l
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

He got you all.
The fools! The fools! :P

Truly a masterpiece of trolldom. *worship*

Anonymous said...

^nuff said

Anonymous said...

Man, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

I see two things, one, that you are a filthy faggot. Second, you are either a fan of Kris Aquino, or your'e just so damn struggling to complete those utters in yo fuckin blog!

And what’s up with those criticisms, and benettons? Even if you put on some of those luis vuitton, or armani stuff, you’re not going to be half as close as Billy Joe’s ass.

I can't even see a damn good-looking guy on those pictures you post in yo stupid blog bitch! All I see is a squealing no good son of a bitch pussy whose trying to be cool with his fancy gadgets.

Which again are for bitches like you faggot! The only difference between people like us and you is that we make sense. And we live with sense.

You and yo homies should go ahead and suck each other's cock! And if I were your poor old driver, man I mona kick your ass, zip yo stinky little shit head in the trunk and kiss your wheels goodbye over smoky mountain where you and your shitty friends belong!

R31M4R said...

3 words...

We Know Better

Anonymous said...

Pervert..Thanks for the entertainment. and take my advise please, take it easy asshole! A. Aceberos

Anonymous said...

sweetheart.. i hope you won't see your blog entries fifty years later when you have FINALLY hit maturity.. or else you'll want to kill yourself for speaking like crap.. and talking shit about other people's job.. who cares if call center people are crowding makati? why one earth would that affect your aura.. unless you are incredibly sick.. and you know, travel makes a wise man wiser, and a fool like you.. hella bobo. thank you, my love. i feel so angelic compared to you.

Anonymous said...

like as if you are not so BOBO yourself!ugh!

Bastich said...

Mga tol, ang mga ganitong klaseng mga pagtatala ay isang paraan lamang ng may akda para makakuha ng attention. Halata naman na yun ang gusto niya, at binigay niyo naman.

Ay naku, at 'di naman siya magaling magsulat. Puro shock treatment ang style niya.

Anonymous said...

such a foul-mouthed being... is that how your mother reared you to be? this world has no use for people like you, having such a huge chip on your shoulder... grow up please... and talk sensibly, not pasosyal... it's sickening.

Anonymous said...

Oh! My!

L.A. Lopez is that you... my God ang laki mo na pala! bwahahahaha!

Well maybe being a child star before must have been really lucrative... and now you've grown up to be an air head with a credit card...impressive... nincompoop?!? don't use words that's too big for you... it might over heat your head... katutubos?!? good one... as far as I could see you look more Filipino than Chikito... at least he could pass as a black person...

do the world a favor and die...

dragonrower said...

mwahahaha! ikaw pala ang bobo eh. lahat ng tao talaga dadaan sa banko para bumili ng kotse, brand new man o 2nd hand. pustahan tayo kahit magulang mo dumaan sa bangko para mag loan ng pambile ng kotse. cannot afford to buy a brand new car. siguro yung iba, pero taga call center ako at nakabili ako ng kotse kong brand new!

o ano, tanong mo sa magulang mo na kahit paano nag loan sila sa bangko pambili ng kotse, kung mali ako, papa-tsupa ko sayo titi ko

Anonymous said...

its simple why this person hates call-center-agents/call-centers so much... nag.apply siya tapos hindi nakapasa! lols, com'on! you guys read it.. ha! limmie guess, top 10% ka sa klase diba?? bwahahaha! top 10% na mga bobwits! damn! ya cant even right shit!

Anonymous said...

English 101....wher the hell did you learn ur english... darn its so bad...

got 2 words for you....


STUPID.... FAGGOT!

Anonymous said...

atay!!!

Anonymous said...

ang bobo mo.

sang planeta ka ba nanggaling?

alien ka ba? bakla ka ba?

bakit ganyan ka magsulat?

KSP na tinubuan ng tao.

mamatay ka nalang.

putangina mo.

wag ka nalang dito magsulat ng mga kawalang entries mo dito, nakakasuka, advice ko sayo, mag journal notebook ka nalang.

at isa pa kala mo sinong magaling.

ISA KANG NUMBER ONE JOLOGZ SA MUNDO

Anonymous said...

go to abroad if you're like that, you're not even a pity if you're gone heck the world will be a more happier place to live if you die.

you have no use here.

your existence is not even worth remembering.

you're also the biggest d*ckhead that ever sprouted on the ground. go back to your cave and don't ever go back out again if you know what's good for you. d*cksh*t. pweh.

your entries are not even worth reading bub.

go somewhere and kill yourself.

meekai said...

hala ako rajud naluoy sa imo cofibean... hahahaha funny man ka oi... funny nga luoy.. intawon pod oi... KSP kaayo.. as if lang jud.. suya lang ka kay wa man kay kwenta nga tawo! hahahaha suya ka lang kay gawas nga bulok ka, bayot pajud ka nya walay gapatol nimo!!! bwahahahaah

Tanya said...

Sabi ko na eh... kaya pala bobo mga taga callcenter dahil sa galing lahat sa probinsya eh. haha.. Sabagay, wala pa akong ibidinsya. :)

Anonymous said...

ulul anak ka ng nanay mong pokpok

Anonymous said...

ISA KANG DAKILANG HENYO AT SUPER HANGIN NG UTAK MO PARE. SANA NGA DI KA MAKARMA SA MGA PINAGSASABI MO., KAAWA AWA ANG MGA MAGULANG MO SA YO WALANG KWENTA ANG PAGPAPAARAL NILA SA BUGOK MONG UTAK AS IF NAMAN MAY NATUTUNAN KA SA KOLEHIYO. O BAKA NAMAN NAGRAD KA LANG SA SAN ANDRES BUKID EHEHEHEHEHEHE... YOUR FAGGOT DUDE ADMIT IT PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING YOUR NOT.

Anonymous said...

top 2 favorite phrases
1. make-batok on your heads as an added bonus
2. a million chichi places

haha

-5thcolumnist

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.

Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.

"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"

"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!

"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...

"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online

Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah

BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha

THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.

"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!

I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.

- Iczewoulf - out...

Abi said...

alam mo kung ikaw ay naaalintana ng pagdagsa ng mga komento sa iyong talaarawan, eh di sana hindi ka na lang gumawa ng blog. private thoughts ba ang sinasabi mo? leave my private thoughts alone ka pa dyan. chuva ka. ang sabihin mo papansin ka lang. at ikaw ay nagtagumpay sa aspetong yon.

Anonymous said...

..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....

ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah

ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha

para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha

Anonymous said...

hahahah , this is some funny shit man! I'm surprised that some people don't get it.

Anonymous said...

dude...payo lang..if u wanna talk in english...wtf?!?!then write in english..make sure ur grammar is correct..u asshole...who are you to mess up with the callcenter dudes...fuck ur ass...and try going to the dentist..ur tounge might have a problem...

Anonymous said...

u dont deserve to live...!!

Anonymous said...

educado ka bang tao!?kung oo..shit!bat gnyan mga entries mo?ateneo de manila university ka dyan...stop dreaming!wlang tga-admu ang gnyan...

Lasalleno said...

Kung sa Lasalle nga may ganyan sa Ateneo pa kaya? Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys stop all these hostilities! watcha fighting for? huh? Can't you see the logic, "cofinbean" is just using this to advertise this bullshit site! para maging sikat. I am working at a call center. And I am proud to be an agent. Eh yun ngang mga DH na nagtratrabaho sa ibang bansa proud sa work nila. Ako pa? eh I'm earning big, dito sa Pilipinas. AT HOY TANYA TANGA! eh ano ngaun kung taga province kami? What's ur funcking pakialam? huh? Ur so pathetic! eh mas matalino yung mga taga province kesa sa inyomg mga URBAN POOR! FUCK U ALL!

Anonymous said...

La Salle La Salle!!! haaaayy pangalan nyo lang maingay, pero utak nyo parang latang wlang LAMAN! MGA BOBOOOO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"The Hell" is probably the funniest, most clever and tongue in cheek pieces I've read in a long time!

Man I feel you; it's a bit of a private joke between my hubby and me about how some people are just so embarassingly pretentious. You illustrated them so well in your piece i almost fell off my chair laughing.

As one of the other Anonymouses said up there somewhere: "i'm surprised that some people don't get it."

Keep writing, don't you stop. it's only the pea-brained ones who wouldn't know Funny even if it hit them in the face.

-PM

Anonymous said...

actually, i do not believe that u really are one of those classy people out there. i bet you graduated from a school that doesn't even meet the standards of Dep-Ed. I thought people who studied from brent are educated people who lives with etiquette and speak,talk,think, and write eloquently. obviously, u do not possess any of the qualities i've mentioned. maybe you should stop this charade and move on with your life. do something worthwhile...if your living this dream of yours that you've been bragging about...then you are such a pity 'coz your life isn't worth living. there are a lot of people out there who doesn't have any money and yet they deserve the kind of recognition and admiration that people like you can't even come close to having...so please...

ForGlory said...

if you know so much, read this:

ecc 10:11

it was so made for you.

Anonymous said...

This blog is so entertaining haha! baklang-bakla!!

Anonymous said...

cofibean... sobrang nakakatawa blog mo... anyway stupid ka talaga coz you don't know that wise and successful businessman loan from the bank even for a car... i bet you've never tasted a BRAND NEW CAR kaya di mo alam procedure. sige... since napatawa mo naman ako... we just got a BRAND NEW AUV... wala pang plaka so BRAND NEW pa talaga... if you want pasakayin kita one time para malaman mo feeling ng nakasakay sa BRAND NEW CAR... NAKAKAAWA KA PERO KUDOS... NAPATAWA MO KAMI!!!

Anonymous said...

stupid blogger attracts stupid audience.

I, for one, am not a call center agent. I just want to make that clear. And, no one has the right to look down on others. You are all lame for simply proving that you have the money to justify your pleasures.

AND BTW. BRAND NEW CAR? kahapon brand new yan. bukas hindi na. ngayon hindi na. ;)

again STUPID BLOGGER deserves STUPID AUDIENCE. (like me) :)

Anonymous said...

nyahahaha husay ng lekat nakakuha ng atensyon

Anonymous said...

Don't bastardize the language please!

Magtagalog ka nalang, Libre naman eh :D

Anonymous said...

Guys, paapekto kayo sa mga comments... if you know yourself, di kayo magrereact... gimmik lang yan... - peaceoutz~~~~!!!!

Anonymous said...

wow, a lot have reacted to this post.
hehehe

the only thing i can say is.. Royce gwapo!

walang papalag! =p
hahahaha

P.s.
no comment ako sa original post.
lol

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA MO PARE! SUNTUKAN TAYO! YABANG MONG HINAYUPAK KA! TAGILID KA NAMAN MAG ENGLISH!

rmacapobre said...

How come this world is so full of nincompoop morons who's really full of shit on their heads like those bobo callcenter agents.

must be typo. -- How come this world is so full of nincompoop morons who ARE full of shit like those bobo callcenter agents.

rmacapobre said...

La Salle La Salle!!! haaaayy pangalan nyo lang maingay, pero utak nyo parang latang wlang LAMAN! MGA BOBOOOO!!!!!

o bakit may school bashing dito? hehehe

Anonymous said...

don't waste your time, amigos. this pseudo-writer / pseudo-konyo's main intention is to get flamed anyway, so don't bother. this guy's a big fake, lame-ass, attention-whore who deems himself keyboard warrior with a less-than-extraordinary life. pitiful... really... ={

call me the Pink Bee Master, bitch!

Anonymous said...

must read

Anonymous said...

Again..
Poor english..
You need to train, man.
I think the reason why these call center peeps can't stop commenting here is they know they're smarter than you are... It's actually funny that a poor-english-talking-fag is suing them hype followers...
Tsk tsk tsk...