Saturday, October 29, 2005

Fuck you all.

I wasted my afternoon making bura of some bobo comments on my site. Most of 'em talking bout shit and stuff. Some imbecile callcenter fags kasi made some kadire comments here. Asa pa you all no! Hope someone will make pasabog Malate this November 1 para mawala na the fag community! Shit talaga the choice of bakla words you have. It only reflects what kind of commonality you guys have. Go fuck na lang your dogs no or better yet, fuck na lang each other! Doon naman kayo good at eh.

Tapos, there are some pa making yabang about their compensations at a callcenter.. Really now ha! All I can say is that dream on you moronic katutubos! I really don't care how you work your asses off just to earn the amount of compensation that you claim. Almost 95% naman of your earning goes to your pathetic lifestyles eh. Like buying some SECOND HAND stuffs.. like bulok cars, cellfones and even clothes. And I bet some of them are hulugans pa! Kadire talaga you dogs! Tapos the remaining 5% goes na to your dog food. Sabagay, you only need little nutrients lang naman to feed your katiting na brains no! I bet you are just inggit lang dahil I have what most of what you are just dreaming of! Hahaha! Don't worry, I will donate na lang my old clothes or better yet auction it para naman maka-afford na kayo ng mga signature clothes and off with the cheap imitations. Its kinda irritating na kasi seeing you guys with your tasteless getups eh. I mean, whats up ba with the thick jackets and fur coats ha? Eh its so init naman in the Philippines no. I bet you are the ones who needs to make lipat na lang to another bansa because I think you don't belong here no! I bet you people are so baho na inside whenever you take off those jackets kasi all your kili-kilis are like basa na! Like haven't you heard of Driclor or Botox ba? Sabagay, you can only afford tawas and rexonas in sachets lang pala. Silly me. Haha.

Tapos kanina, I was really like malas pa. Kasi I lost na agad the new phone I bought yesterday. I don't know if I left it at Starbs Standard Chartered or somewhere else in Makati during a business meeting this morning. Tapos Ysabelle pa is making gulo on my mind. Now, I'm soo fucking depress na pare.

And to all the LOSER COMMENTS can just like fucking pakamatay na lang kaya. Its my personal opinion no, so wala kayong say. And to all the friendly posts on my journal pare, thanx ha? Ingats sila sa inyo.

276 comments:

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bryan said...

what's with the hate man!

Anonymous said...

Your post is kind of difficult to read because of all the codeswitching. Maybe if you tone down the codeswitching a bit, people might go easy on the comments.

Anonymous said...

you're such a douche bag!!!

Anonymous said...

"Next week I'll be flying to L.A. with Claude. I got kasi a last-minute invite from an old friend who will be performing at the Dia de los Muertos event on November 6. The event will be held at Sherman Way, Canoga Park just right across our street - Jordan." -area are populated by "emmes" -->mexicanos, don't you have anyplace better to go to, i bet you haven't been to westwood.

Anonymous said...

Oh go to hell, Cofibean. If you're really as filthy rich as you SAY you are, go and purchase yuor own domain and be done with it. Now I'm wondering what kind of parents you have.

Jairish

Jai said...

YOU'RE OWN MOTHER CALLS YOU 'BOBO?' Ahhhh..now we're getting somewhere... JAIRISH


Monday, June 21st, 2004:
shit i think i made bagsak my accounting na naman. i don't know if i should tell my mom because i'm afraid she might call me bobo again. she's like so bad vibes when she does that e. she's sobrang panira ng aura talaga. i'm like thinking of shifting away from my course na. it's not bagay anymore. i can't deny my true calling e. i don't care na what my mom says. i'm a writer naman talaga e. i should be making sulat. that's my true calling naman talaga e. i'm a lot better naman than most people who call themselves writers no. i bet i'm so much more galeng than edgar allan poser no. i don't care if my mom doesn't understand anymore. i have to put my foot down na. i have to tell her "mom, I'm not stupid, i'm just an artist!" na. i don't like this pressure anymore na.

pero i can't tell her yet. kasi if she knows na i flunked she might not let me go to bora. badvibes yung chicks that i invited. they didn't reply ha. except for one. she said "hus this?" pa. how kapal naman diba. fine then. i'll go to bora alone if i have to. i don't need the baggage naman e. they'll just cramp my style.

Anonymous said...

I bet you tried applyin to every call center in the country and never got into one. If you say you're rich, then you should know how to write english straight, coz you could afford going to great schools. Fuck us all? Hahaha, sorry but we don't like people who speak your conyotic and crooked language, you can go and fuck yourself. Be real man! You are sure lucky enough to be well provided by your parents by now, poor you when mommy and daddy will be gone. Don't embarrass yourself further!

Anonymous said...

dude, seriously you better end this because a lot of people getting offended by your comments. as for my opinion, i think you really suck! do u have any idea how many dicks your mum sucked or how many times ur dad got fucked in his asshole just to get u wer u at u ungrateful piece of shit!! wla kong pakialam sa pera mo or cellphone or ano p. u can bring all of those to hell, which is where you are going you fucking homo!!! seriously man, ur gonna get wats urs one of these days..

Anonymous said...

FUCK OFF!

marko said...

if you were really serious about this blog you wouldn't have posted a comment on mine right? hehehe. you must have known by then that i work in a call center (well home-based but a proud phone monkey nonetheless). anyway, it's funny how you're fanning the flames of hatred dude. it's hilarious that people are still taking you seriously though.

peace out ^_^

Anonymous said...

...im just alerted of your calling to be a writer...i'll tell you i am a graduate of harvard journalism...in any angle---i cannot see your english----its very lame----HINDI KA PAPASA...WALANG QUALITY ANG ENGLISH MO...you do not know how to speak english...and dont brag that you are affluent...i'll tell you you're not!

ano ba business nyo...bat d ko kilala...sari-sari store?

i reli pity u!!!!!!!!!!

i am now a CPA with also a degree in JOURNALISM in harvard..tapos ikaw basic accounting IAS ngaun IFRS di mo maintindihan....

bobo ka nga..mayabang pa...di marunong magenglish...gobbledygook mo sa mga BADING! jargon yan ng bading! tingnan mo bading ka pa...
di pa marunong mag english...

*****I DOUBT KUNG MATATANGGAP KA SA CALLCENTER---with the quality of your english?....i have a big doubt!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ayus sa thesis ah. pwedeng pwede ka na sa tabloid nyan pagka graduate mo.

ERIK - BBIS said...

dude... seriously, u need to quit this shit!! marami ka nang nasasagasaan puta ka!! sau na yang pera mo, pati na yang mga designer clothes mo. magpakasawa coz u can't bring those to hell, which is where u are going u fucking homo.. do u have any idea how many dicks ur mom sucked or how many times ur dad got fucked in his asshole just to get u where u are u arrogant brat!! seriously man, one of these days, ur gonna get wats urs...

Anonymous said...

Ang nagcomment nito ang major faker:

...im just alerted of your calling to be a writer...i'll tell you i am a graduate of harvard journalism...in any angle---i cannot see your english----its very lame----HINDI KA PAPASA...WALANG QUALITY ANG ENGLISH MO...you do not know how to speak english...and dont brag that you are affluent...i'll tell you you're not!

ano ba business nyo...bat d ko kilala...sari-sari store?

i reli pity u!!!!!!!!!!

i am now a CPA with also a degree in JOURNALISM in harvard..tapos ikaw basic accounting IAS ngaun IFRS di mo maintindihan....

bobo ka nga..mayabang pa...di marunong magenglish...gobbledygook mo sa mga BADING! jargon yan ng bading! tingnan mo bading ka pa...
di pa marunong mag english...

*****I DOUBT KUNG MATATANGGAP KA SA CALLCENTER---with the quality of your english?....i have a big doubt!!!!!!!!!


Seriously now, masyado kang nagpapahangin dito eh comment mo pa lang gawa na ng isang bobita. Kung talagang graduate ka ng Harvard university ay hinde ka sa callcenter magtratrabaho... tanga! Malamang in your dreams. And who told you na cofibean is applying to become a writer? Wala naman akong nababasa dito na ganun. Kaya pwede ba, keep your call center shit to yourself and go lick the balls of your squatter dad. Kung may pinag-aralan ka act as one. Hinde yung pinapatulan mo ang opinion ng ibang tao... tanga!

Nagmamahal,
Mommy Mo

Anonymous said...

Pakyu ka cofibean. It only sound like you dont have any diploma in college. We are working on a decent job as callcenter individual so why are you so iritated on us? Have we done you any wrong? Die you shit!

Anonymous said...

I bet taga callcenter ang nagcomment na nasa itaas nito. >:D Ayoko na lang magsalita. You rock cofibean!

Cofibean fan - Manila Chapter

Anonymous said...

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare!

Anonymous said...

shicks ui, kudos to yer conyotic language and yeah diba it takes one ot know one?
gaga ka pala eh...

Anonymous said...

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare! - ULOL!

Anonymous said...

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare! - ULOL KASI ANG MGA TAGA CALLCENTER!

Anonymous said...

:D

corky said...

poser lang yan ano!!!!!!

DON'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY. NAGHAHANAP LANG YAN NG ATTENTION AT ENTERTAINMENT SA KANYANG SARILI. IT'S A SHAME PUMAPATOL NAMAN KAYO SA KANYANG PSHYCHOTIC MIND DAHIL HABANG NANGAGALAITI KAYO E SIYA NAMAN HUMAHALHAK SA HARAP NG KANYANG COMPUTER DAHIL SA ATENSYON NA NAKUKUHA NIYA.....


JUST IGNORE HIM PEOPLE AND HE WILL STOP.KUNG WALANG NAGPAPALOKO, WALANG MANLOLOKO

Anonymous said...

hehe, manloloko ka man o hindi, sarap mo pa ring murahin! you created the most annoying conio guy( or gay) character, IMO. Kung totoo ka nga, I pity you for being so damn shallow. Man, how shallow could you get? Mas mababa ka pa sa pulubi na pinagkatuwaan nyo!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anak ng conyo talaga!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sabi sa akin ng nag-recommend nitong blog mo good entertainment daw. At tama siya! Keep it up! Bash to your heart's content! You are really good at it if nothing else. And in the entry before this you were complaining at the invasion made by people to your blog but let's be honest. You really do love the attention. Why else would you put your most private thoughts out on the net on a blog? Unless of course you're really serious about all of your opinions and you're as shallow as the words that one reads on this blog...

Anonymous said...

di lang pala sa pulubi, mas mababa ka pa sa aso! Alam mo, di ka dapat kay Belo pumupunta. Maling doctor ang napuntahan mo. Laki na talaga ng sira mo sa ulo!

Anonymous said...

I bet you're laughing to see the comments on your blog. I thought you took my advice completely. As it turned out, binura mo lang yung comments. idisable mo na lang kaya? If you really don't want to see the "bobo" comments in your blog, I-DISABLE MO! Then again, that will give you no more reason to maintain your blog...

C'mon, if you really are the character you made up in your blog, I-DISABLE mo yung comments!

Jose Rizal said...

Ay how babuy naman the pig no? Be sure not to go to Mang Nardo (asawa ni Rita) & make tusok-tusok wid da fish balls ha? You will catch TB sige. But I assure you it's so tsalap because it's made with Rita's puki juice (the maasim part) & Per's (anak ni Nardo) uhug (kaya sticky). I know you'll just love that. Oh, & by the way, pull that string of cofibeans out of your ass & be sure not to swing it around. It stinks & it's rotten.

COACH TEDDY BUNNY said...

Here's my comment for you!

FUCK YOU!!! AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!

TAKE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AND STUFF IT IN YOUR ASS!!!

Anonymous said...

Since we all so love your site, I did the honor of sending your picture to the nearest mangkukulam and mangbabarang we know.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Wicked Witch of Ortigas

Anonymous said...

cofibean, you're something!!!! pacencia na sa mga bobo na ang co comment sayo...nevermind them!

Anonymous said...

ah sorry, "nag" co comment sayo..

Anonymous said...

Ey cofibean, I noticed major changes here.

First, you removed your picture.

Second, you removed your Brent Reunion pics.

Hmmmmm, getting scared aren't we?

Anonymous said...

Punyeta ka, magkape ka nga puta ka para kabahan ka!!!

Coach Teddy Bunny said...

Yeah! Never mind us na nagbibigay na comments sayo... so don't mind if I say you're english sucks, I'm sure puro taga call center nagbabasa nito so mga peeps, eto sha " LANGUAGE BARRIER " ... no wonder you hate us call center peeps, kase you can't even make an entire paragraph that's grammatically correct. If you're so rich, buy an english teacher na magtyatyaga sayo!

sbrweuu said...

HAHAHA! PAWIKAN KA!!!! CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR!!!

Anonymous said...

SAIRIN MO KAPE NG STARBUCKS PUTA KA

MUNURIN MO SARILI MO SA KAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

_Call Center Agent Ako

Cofibean Sucks said...

Exuse me! Pwede ba kita murahin! Hehehe! Fuck you! Feels good! Hehehe! Kung ako sayo gumawa ka na ng bago mong blog site! Kase sa araw araw na gagawin ng diyos dadalawin ko to! O diba bongga sikat ka!

Anonymous said...

Takot ka no? If you really believe in what your saying then show your face,lets see if you get to post another blog again, but hey look on the bright side you're going to prove what kind of attitude us call center agents have (yun nga lang you wont get to enjoy it) but at least you've proved point you lucky gay dog!!! here's a bone for you

Anonymous said...

KUNG MAKAPAGSALITA TO NA BOBO KAMI - nanay mo nga tinatawag kang BOBO eh - diba, hindi ka pa nga nya binibigyan ng baon before kasi nahuli ka nyang tumitingin ng kung anu-ano sa net? Tapos nangungutang ka sa previous girlfriend mo ng money for internet prepaid cards???

AKALA KO BA MAYAMAN KA PUTANG INA MO KA??

Ted said...

Hi! ASL please! I'm new here kase, ngayon lang ako magcha-chat dito!

Anonymous said...

hahahhaha... "YOU'RE ENGLISH SUCKS!" um, IMHO i think it is, " YOUR ENGLISH SUCKS!"

Anonymous said...

Hi Ted..

22/f/Las Piñas..


:)

Ted said...

Oi PEEPS!!! pa ping naman!

ted said...

Hi! I'm 23/m/Afghanistan

Anonymous said...

hi robin

Ted said...

Cofibean, wala lang, buhay ka pa???
O, humihinga ka pa pala eh! tara mga peeps tuloy ang ligaya! Beer pa dito oh1

krungres said...

hi gracey kamusta na

ted said...

pumalag ka puta ka!!! wala ka pala eh! ano??? taragis ka buhay ka pa! nanay mo suklam sayo, tatay mong si mang tonyo dineny mo na tatay mo. panu ka pa nyan? sino na lang kakampi mo? yung mga friends mong may language deficiency? o yung mga squatters na gusto mo maging friends?

krung2 said...

coach ted buhay pa to beer pa!!!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean say this to yourself -

"I am a stupid, dirty, pretentious fag."

Do that a hundred times, and maybe even more.

After that, accept it and move on.

The Call Center Guru

Anonymous said...

Krungers!

Kamusta naman?

Ilan benta nyo today?

Ted said...

HAHAHA! FAG!!! OVER AGED NA BADING!!!

krung2 said...

coach ted bitbit ko na yung formalin na utos mo

Anonymous said...

On goal team namin!!!

All thanks to this FAG! Nainspire kme with this site and we plan to make him KUYOG to celebrate!!!

krung2 said...

2 lang benta ko today pero oks lang at least wala ako sa magic box

Anonymous said...

Kami din!

In fairness 0.90 ending sph!

Hehehehe..kahit laspag na leads..Ü

Oist Rutchi..Kamusta ka na?

Ted said...

sige! embalsamahin na yan! yung mga laman loob paki lagay na lang sa tabi kasi baka d marecognize, mapagkamalang face nya.

Anonymous said...

sabi na bading tong may-ari ng blog na to eh. seriously.

Anonymous said...

Tangina mo wag kang magagawi sa area na may call center kung gusto mo pang mabuhay.

MAKATI, QC, ORTIGAS at ALABANG lang naman.

Sama mo na din Cebu.

Hari ng Tondo

Anonymous said...

All call center peeps reunite and kill himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Ted said...

Oi cofibean!!! anung tinatayu-tayo mo dyan, d mo ba nakikita nagkwekwentuhan kami! walang kang initiative, pag timpla mo kami ng kape!

Anonymous said...

Okay lang un Krungs...

Mahirap na talaga bumenta kapag last few days ng buwan..

AD:

SELLING PURE BREED ROTTWEILERS
10,500/MALE/WITH PAPERS AND SHOTS

CALL: 8-7000..Ü

Ted said...

Cofibean, sarap ba magblog? post ka naman pics mo, request lang, ng di na tumagal buhay mo.

Anonymous said...

WANTED:

LABANDERA/COOK/YAYA

2,500/MONTH SALARY

PLS CALL: 0922-1234567

Anonymous said...

HOPYA!!! MANE!!! POPCORN!!!
BILI NA KAYO SUKI!!!

krung2 said...

announcement may nawawala pong bata 10 yrs. old, lalaki, itim ang buhok at katamtaman ang kulay, huling namataan na naglalakad sa may quiapo naksuot ng puting damit at short. kung sino man ang nakakita ipagbigay alam lamang po sa numerong 1-800-cofibean-a7sh6le

Anonymous said...

Gusto ko pong manawagan sa nanay ko! Inay sikat na ko! nasa internet na ko!!!

Inday Badiday

Anonymous said...

Tangina ka mas babae ka pa kay YSABELLE!!!

One of these days, YSABELLE will eventually find out about this.

I can hardly wait for that and ofcourse your ultimate downfall.

PROFESSOR SNAPE

Anonymous said...

Krispin??? Nasan ka anak?

Basilio??? Nasan na kayo mga anak???


Yours truly,
Sisa

Anonymous said...

WANTED: DRIVER NI COFIBEAN (kapalit daw ni Mang Tonyo)

QUALIFICATIONS:

KAILANGAN MAY PAGKA-DAREDEVIL KA..
AND YOU HAVE TO BE A MURDERING PSYCHOPATH WHO HATES DIRTY FOUL MOUTHED FAGGOTS

Contact: Cofibean

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, you want LACTACYD? You smell na down there eh. Ewwwww.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean!!!

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Lord Voldemort

krung2 said...

coach dala ko rin pala yung muriatic acid okay daw panlinis to ng naninilaw o nangingitim na bagay, pwede na kaya to sa buto?

Ted said...

Krung, di kakayanin nya, dapat dito industrial grinder para sa buto.

Anonymous said...

Taga-Makati lang pala to mga tsong eh. Setup na natin.

Tangina mo ka, ang dami namin sa call center, wala kang takot ha.

Outbound, Inbound, Email, Chat support, sino unang susugod sa putanginang baklang to?
Wag kang makalabas labas ng bahay dahil baka umabot ka sa todos los santos.

IN YOUR FACE PARE! - *ULOL*

Anonymous said...

C==|=====> <=====|==?

@---,--'-----

krung2 said...

guys daanin natin to sa mabuting usapan mga edukadong tao tayo ok let me handle this: ah cofi bean you know what i understand your anger, your frustrations, and most of all you're hatred i can understand may gamot diyan punta ka ng quezon city circle marami daw dun...

ted said...

panu magpachange ng text color?

Anonymous said...

Meron ako kilala albularyo, nage-exorcise, recommend ko gusto mo?

Anonymous said...

Tangna mo magpa-rehab ka nga!

Anonymous said...

guys, san tayo kain? gutom na ko...

Anonymous said...

Hey, weren't you the one pleading for a job in the Call Center Expo?

God, no wonder.

The call center industry would die if you worked for us. You simply suck. Thats about it.

krung2 said...

galing mo cofibean i commend you you have found a great way to release call center agents' stress and that is cursing the hell out of you thanks pare! (o mare?)

Anonymous said...

Tara na kain muna tayo. Then lets make balik na lang here to make tsugi this fuckin BAYOT. LOL

Anonymous said...

Guys,

sa 30th na yung umpisa ng DST tama ba ko?

Clarify ko lang po.

Thanks

krung2 said...

rutchi kain tayo

Anonymous said...

Walang NON-REBUTTAL STATES dito mga pare!!!

This is IT!!!!!!!!!

I found GOLD!

Anonymous said...

Hey CofiBean,

Damn man if god sent his son to unite humanity i think lucifer sent you to unite all call center peeps regardless of company...

Kudos amigo!!!!! Idol!!!!

You motherfuckin fagget!!!!

you gotta come out of hiding na chong why don't we meet so i can shove a 5ft pole up your ass!!!!

krung2 said...

hello

Anonymous said...

HAHAH! BAYOT....

B-A-Y-O-T... BAYOT...

in other words, cofibean!

Anonymous said...

That's right. DST takes effect on the last Sunday of October.

And I bet you that this freakin fag doesnt even have a clue what it means.

Pathetic fag, admit it, you're just a frustrated call center agent wanna be and a consistent non-certified trainee.

Poor thing. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, why don't you show up so we can shove your head in your ass so you can meet your brain!

Anonymous said...

A man is determined who he is by the way he treats his inferiors - not his equals. Nakakaawa ang mga sinasabi mong katulong nyo - WALA KANG KUWENTANG TAO.

Anonymous said...

oh wait, you can't meet your brain, you don't have one.

Anonymous said...

MDB

chong am so sorry to hear your celphone was lost, i feel for you man.

But try to remember maybe you lost it becuase of your stupidity or you gave it to one of your fucking papa's.

Anonymous said...

As ALL OF YOU may know, call center agents are for GENIUSES like us! HELLO!!! Would you be accepted if you weren't REALLY intelligent like the many us?! Well, i don't think you're qualified 'coz you're not confi enough to apply at any call center! We, at least help the economy by inviting foreign investors to the country. At least encourage good jobs and the best pay you can think of! Not like you, who could only post BULLSHIT on your blog, YOU DICKHEAD!

YOU ARE A SICK JOKE! A VIRUS TO ALL OF US! YOU ARE A SHAME TO ALL FILIPINOS!

krung2 said...

gutom na ko

Anonymous said...

Okay - thanks.Ü

Fuck you Cofibean.

Anonymous said...

As ALL OF YOU may know, call center agents are for GENIUSES like us! HELLO!!! Would you be accepted if you weren't REALLY intelligent like the many us?! Well, i don't think you're qualified 'coz you're not confi enough to apply at any call center! We, at least help the economy by inviting foreign investors to the country. At least encourage good jobs and the best pay you can think of! Not like you, who could only post BULLSHIT on your blog, YOU DICKHEAD!

YOU ARE A SICK JOKE! A VIRUS TO ALL OF US! YOU ARE A SHAME TO ALL FILIPINOS!

Anonymous said...

saan kayo kakain ni rutchi, krungers?

Anonymous said...

Guys, don't mind this fucking guy. He lives on a squatter area, bwaaahhhhh!

Anonymous said...

To cofibean:

Isipin mo na lang kung gaano kadami yung mga agents sa manila. Dami ba? Isama mo na rin kami dito sa Cebu. Kulang pa ba? Isama mo na rin mga taga Davao, Cagayan saka Iloilo. Di mo na kaya? tsk tsk tsk... Nakakaawa ka naman. :(

Anonymous said...

saan ba banyo dito, natatae na ako

Anonymous said...

bayot kah du? I MEAN, BAKLA KAH BAH? are you talkin greek?

(sa mga makasabot...
naa d-i homophobic nah BAYOT kaU manulti?)

coÑas for a straight guy?

hmmm...

peace! i'm just wondering.

Anonymous said...

to all call center guys, don't make a bunch of laughingstocks out of yourselves like the so-called homophobic yet ironically, fag in reality, cofibean right here (i say that because of his coÑas-- the gobbledegook(S) that he was using). fact is, everyone of us has faulty english grammar. i mean, humans as we are, we're not perfect, you know. what more our english grammar? even native speakers have flaws. bottom line is, we keep on commenting on cofibean's grammar yet even our own sentences are poorly contructed.
anyways, in fairness to all call center agents, i empathize with you guys coz i, myself, work in a call center and i also felt offended by what that self-proclaimed homo was blogging about us.
am i still making sense here? i guess not.
well, i wanted to be as neutral as possible yet couldn't help it. BAYOT jud ka Cofibean! Guys, let's just understand him. he's battling with so many issues...failures, perhaps. he's got loose ends to knot and I bet he's a FRUSTRATED call center agent and he got dumped by his hottie papa for someone better. whachatink?

he needs to get laid!

Anonymous said...

corection: constructed not contructed

hee.

Amelia Pauline Ng said...

Yuck! Kakadiri! You're such a major turn-off!

Anonymous said...


KOFIBEAN, 1 + 1 = ?

Anonymous said...

ihatecofi :
Age: 22
Gender: FEmale
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Zodiac Year: Bitch Dog
Industry: intersexual
Occupation: CALL Girl
Location: Makati City : Philippines
22 year old Female from Makati City and is socking a family business.

Anonymous said...

You wasted my afternoon making bura of some bobo comments on your site. Most of 'em talking bout shit and stuff. Some imbecile callcenter fags kasi made some kadire comments here. Asa pa you all no! Hope someone will make pasabog Malate this November 1 para mawala na the fag community! Shit talaga the choice of bakla words you have. It only reflects what kind of commonality you guys have. Go fuck na lang your dogs no or better yet, fuck na lang each other! Doon naman kayo good at eh.

Tapos, there are some pa making yabang about their compensations at a callcenter.. Really now ha! All I can say is that dream on you moronic katutubos! I really don't care how you work your asses off just to earn the amount of compensation that you claim. Almost 95% naman of your earning goes to your pathetic lifestyles eh. Like buying some SECOND HAND stuffs.. like bulok cars, cellfones and even clothes. And I bet some of them are hulugans pa! Kadire talaga you dogs! Tapos the remaining 5% goes na to your dog food. Sabagay, you only need little nutrients lang naman to feed your katiting na brains no! I bet you are just inggit lang dahil I have what most of what you are just dreaming of! Hahaha! Don't worry, I will donate na lang my old clothes or better yet auction it para naman maka-afford na kayo ng mga signature clothes and off with the cheap imitations. Its kinda irritating na kasi seeing you guys with your tasteless getups eh. I mean, whats up ba with the thick jackets and fur coats ha? Eh its so init naman in the Philippines no. I bet you are the ones who needs to make lipat na lang to another bansa because I think you don't belong here no! I bet you people are so baho na inside whenever you take off those jackets kasi all your kili-kilis are like basa na! Like haven't you heard of Driclor or Botox ba? Sabagay, you can only afford tawas and rexonas in sachets lang pala. Silly me. Haha.

Tapos kanina, I was really like malas pa. Kasi I lost na agad the new phone I bought yesterday. I don't know if I left it at Starbs Standard Chartered or somewhere else in Makati during a business meeting this morning. Tapos Ysabelle pa is making gulo on my mind. Now, I'm soo fucking depress na pare.

And to all the LOSER COMMENTS can just like fucking pakamatay na lang kaya. Its my personal opinion no, so wala kayong say. And to all the friendly posts on my journal pare, thanx ha? Ingats sila sa inyo.

Anonymous said...

burikat na igit!!!

Anonymous said...

WE love you Cofibean

CEBU FANs


SOLID !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nag elec na kami ng President sa Ortigas Charpter!!!!

Anonymous said...

bitches and whores from call centers are fashion disasters. the glamour of this district is at it's initial stage of diving down the drain. if they are corporate beings, why wear civilian outfits?

whatever happened to the influences of chanel and dior! babooooosh to you all you poor souls!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you!!!!!

It's because we could afford to wear civilian clothing everyday!!!!
You Poor looser!!!!
At least those people don't have to keep wearin some corporate outfit you freak!!!!!

bryan said...

all you bitches chanel and dior fans adore moi.

Anonymous said...

hmmmm pang call center ang intelligence mo, you said it yourself even your mom calls you BOBO.. oh well...

"YOU'RE OWN MOTHER CALLS YOU 'BOBO?' Ahhhh..now we're getting somewhere... JAIRISH

Monday, June 21st, 2004:
shit i think i made bagsak my accounting na naman. i don't know if i should tell my mom because i'm afraid she might call me bobo again. she's like so bad vibes when she does that e. she's sobrang panira ng aura talaga. i'm like thinking of shifting away from my course na. it's not bagay anymore. i can't deny my true calling e. i don't care na what my mom says. i'm a writer naman talaga e. i should be making sulat. that's my true calling naman talaga e. i'm a lot better naman than most people who call themselves writers no. i bet i'm so much more galeng than edgar allan poser no. i don't care if my mom doesn't understand anymore. i have to put my foot down na. i have to tell her "mom, I'm not stupid, i'm just an artist!" na. i don't like this pressure anymore na.

pero i can't tell her yet. kasi if she knows na i flunked she might not let me go to bora. badvibes yung chicks that i invited. they didn't reply ha. except for one. she said "hus this?" pa. how kapal naman diba. fine then. i'll go to bora alone if i have to. i don't need the baggage naman e. they'll just cramp my style.

October 29, 2005 11:53 AM "

Anonymous said...

PALANGGA KA NAMON Cofibean!


Fans from Bacolod


SOLID!!!

ChatterFromACallCenter said...

hi asl pls.. gawin nlgn kaya natin tong chatsite.. like duh.. as if... idol ko talga c cofibean.. like wer so close noh.. hey cofibean tell them how we met thru text and how we snd messages to one another every night.. he's a cool guy!! more power.. hey lets schedule na ung EB natin the one that we have been planning since july!? Go ha!

Anonymous said...

uummm...Arnel Abella ikaw ba yan?

Anonymous said...

im sure si arnel yan, wlang mgawa sa buhay..hoist! nag ri ring na yung phone mo!

Anonymous said...

wow arnel ha, bilib ko sa choice of words mo.... nice.... PHONE mo ring ng ring.....

Anonymous said...

.
.
COFIBEAN mabuhay ka bakla! Idol ka namin! - arnel, pax, jasper ian, tata, maimai, dacs, maricar, mae, jay, kaloy, lester, benjo, ochie.
.
.

Anonymous said...

arnel?.. u work n a call cntr?

bryan said...

fuck you bitches and dickheads! arrgh ! fakers are all over the shit -

mia_22 said...

hai, cofibean! you are like so famous.

paano ba naman, nilalait mo call center peeps, eh ang dami kaya namin..

post ka naman ng pix mo para makapagpa-autograph kami..

Anonymous said...

This is sooo true ---

Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare!

Anonymous said...

buno!!!! atay!!!

Anonymous said...

lakas ng trip mo.

para kang ipis
nasa pusali nagtatago
sa mga uod mong kasama
kumakapit sa bareta
kahit anong linis mo
amoy namin ang baho mo
kayat magising sa ilusyon
pagkat ang pobreng tulad mo
ay walang espasyo sa mundo....

ingat ka bro.
dami mong natatapakan
ikaw din!

Anonymous said...

whats your problem fucker? we dont even care with your lifestyle so dont just make comments like that in your cheap blog, anyway if some of us buy second hand phones how bout you???you also bought your phone in greenhills right, and if you are really a socialite why are you so irritated while waiting for mcdo giveaway???duh now who's cheap, you social climber freak...=p

Anonymous said...

anybody wanna M2M with callcenterboy (25, 5'10, male, gymdude from manila, top and very discreet, 8 inches long and very hard, marami pag-labasan)here? yung may place ha? At saka very discreet.....trip lang mga pare...horny lang kasi me ngayun... email me at demetrius_odessius@yahoo.com with your pic...

Anonymous said...

Tangina! Bading nga ata talaga mga taga callcenter! Hahaha! O message nyo na daw ang kapwa nyo sa itaas! Magkantutan na kayong lahat!

Mani Vendor said...

Hopia mani popcorn! Bili na kayo dyan!

Anonymous said...

aahh!!! ampao! ampao!! itlog mo noy??!! orange!!??

qtie_gurl28 said...

whats your problem fucker? we dont even care with your lifestyle so dont just make comments like that in your cheap blog, anyway if some of us buy second hand phones how bout you???you also bought your phone in greenhills right, and if you are really a socialite why are you so irritated while waiting for mcdo giveaway???duh now who's cheap, you social climber freak...=p

Anonymous said...

this is fuckin hilarious. omi fuckin' god. this has evolved into a FORUM. MAN! cofibean you gotta demand for some ad fees here:

WANTED: FUCK BUDDY! Into SDM, leather fetish and all. Got a place here in Makati groupies are welcome! contact me @ 0917-8549-897. For fun fellas. FREE BOOZE AND CHIPS AND GREAT MUSIC AS WELL. NO DRUGS PLEASE! :)

Anonymous said...

WAT DA HIL!

Anonymous said...

MDB

HEY COFIBEAN SEEMS LIKE YOU UNITED ALL CALL CENTERS HERE!!!!

YOU'RE A CHRACTER MAN!!!!!

FUCK YOU,YOUR LIFESTYLE AND YOUR FUCKING POINT OF VIEW!!!!

BRAVO FAGGOT YOU JUST ENTHRONED YOURSELF IN THE HEARTS OF CALL CENTER AGENTS!!!!!

LONG LIVE THIS BLOG!!!!!

corky said...

YOU CAN'T WORK ON A CALLCENTER.. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK IN STRAIGHT ENGLISH YOU DINGWAT! TELL ME WHAT'S THE MEANING OF BOBO NOW?

Anonymous said...

oh i forgot peeps bring your own condoms ok. there might not be enough for evryone! hehehe ...

Anonymous said...

MDB

hey qtie_gurl28 asl pls?

do you work in a callcenter?

Anonymous said...

WANTED: FUCK BUDDY! Into SDM, leather fetish and all. Got a place here in Makati groupies are welcome! contact me @ 0917-8549-897. For fun fellas. FREE BOOZE AND CHIPS AND GREAT MUSIC AS WELL. NO DRUGS PLEASE! :)

oh i forgot peeps bring your own condoms ok. there might not be enough for evryone! hehehe ...

Anonymous said...

WANTED: FUCK BUDDY! Into SDM, leather fetish and all. Got a place here in Makati groupies are welcome! contact me @ 0917-8549-897. For fun fellas. FREE BOOZE AND CHIPS AND GREAT MUSIC AS WELL. NO DRUGS PLEASE! :)

oh i forgot peeps bring your own condoms ok. there might not be enough for evryone! hehehe ...

Anonymous said...

Hi cofi bean,

i read your blog... and you're
bading, bayot, jokla, chonkeh

Anonymous said...

MDB

WANTED: FUCK BUDDY!

YOU MALE OR FEMALE?

AM GAME

Anonymous said...

WANTED: FUCK BUDDY! Into SDM, leather fetish and all. Got a place here in Makati groupies are welcome! contact me @ 0917-8549-897. For fun fellas. FREE BOOZE AND CHIPS AND GREAT MUSIC AS WELL. NO DRUGS PLEASE! :)

oh i forgot peeps bring your own condoms ok. there might not be enough for evryone! hehehe ...

Anonymous said...

bisexual chick here! omigod pls. i can only accomodate about 15 ppl ok. my phone ringing like crazy!

qtie_gurl28 said...

you are so pathetic to make those comments, i bet you love sucking assholes...peace out gurl!where's your pic so that we can adore you're fucking opinions to us...c'mon post your pic...=p

Anonymous said...

MDB

HEY QTIE_GURL28...

WHERE'S YOUR ASL?=D
YOU WORK IN A CALLCENTER?

Anonymous said...

kinsa taga sugbu ngari

Anonymous said...

yuck QTIE_GURL28! u r sooooooo poor cannot even afford to upload a decent pic on ur blog! yuk. cropped pa yung pic nia sa tabulas! hahahahaha ... kadiri skwating n skwating eeeeewww ....

Anonymous said...

ako bay? taga dis-a ka bay?

Anonymous said...

naa sad diay mga bisaya diri??

Anonymous said...

gunman004

this guy must be having issues.. dude you gotta be laid din paminsan minsan like with a girl not with your dog or your driver..
yung girl ha... puta.. gusto mo ata yung Pareha sayo.. TITI..

TITI Monster>>>>

Anonymous said...

kayata oi... RD na mo ugma.. inom ta...

libay said...

Repeat this for 10 times:

"ANG BALAY NI LIBAY LIBAT"

faster!

Anonymous said...

iyot sad panagsa dong uy.

-----
BISOY

Anonymous said...

gunman004

nasad bay, buang man gud ni c cofibean... siguro cofibean iya napili-an kay iyang itlog murag cofi bean kadak-on.... pea size ba..

Anonymous said...

HEY QTIE_GURL28

DAMN YOUR HOT!!!!!! =D

IGNORE THAT SCREWBALL WHO SAID YOU WERE POOR I THINK YOUR HOT YOU GOT A FAN IN ME =D

Anonymous said...

bayot man siguro ni si cofibean no? nakasuway na ba kaha ni sya gilubot??

Anonymous said...

hahahaha! anad na kaayo na uy! mao gud na iyang kinaun hahaha

Anonymous said...

HEY QTIE_GURL28

DAMN YOUR HOT!!!!!! =D

IGNORE THAT SCREWBALL WHO SAID YOU WERE POOR I THINK YOUR HOT YOU GOT A FAN IN ME =D - i dont agree... shw very hot

Anonymous said...

MDB

BRAD KITA KA NGA MAG YAWYAW NA NA C KOFIBEAN MURAG MATRONA NGA GI UGA....

WLA NA NA KA TILAW OG LUBOT MAO GI SAPOT =D

Anonymous said...

nya cofibean, kasabot pa ka ani tanan na comments? wahaha...

Anonymous said...

unsa???? kaon siya ug lubot?

wengsters said...

hoist ppl like.. scrub ur CLS na! ok?

Anonymous said...

hi!! need txtm8.. my nem is Otenciano Dakuluso

Anonymous said...

i bet he doesnt understand....sige go pa mga peeps! this is what he wanted, let's give it to him.. this is all for you cofibean...enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Bookie

OPEN ang sunday club?

Anonymous said...

ang enjoy naman nito..alternative ng mirc, o guys dito na lang tayo mag chat...

Anonymous said...

cofibean is so gaga of our comments na.

- team kryptonian

Mikel Dell said...

hey unsaon pag solve of no post ... d mag siga ang LOCK LEDs pero naa video?? no post ni? hehe

Anonymous said...

will strip for Php 30.00 load..

Anonymous said...

ka-log in mo sa CLS? dli lagi ko ka-log-in...

JUNJUN said...

Wow galing mo talaga dude! nakuha mo! Don't worry may karamay ka. Wag mo sila intindihin. Opinion mo yan, may karapatan ka.

Anonymous said...

MDB

DEPENDE SA MGA MYEMBRO

HI THIS IS NATHAN PATEL FROM INDIA

BOLLYWOOD HOTSHOT

LOOKING FOR SEXY YOUNG FEMALE

REPLY ASAP

Anonymous said...

unsa man video na no POST man?

Anonymous said...

dfd

Anonymous said...

kaw ni bisoy from sati?

Anonymous said...

Bookie

OPISYAL chat of CALLcenter PEEPS

Anonymous said...

usahay, nagadamgo ako. nga ikaw ug ako, nagka higugmaay.

Anonymous said...

dfd

Anonymous said...

MDB

NAA DIAY MATRIX DIRI?

KUYAWA OI!!!!!

TABANGGAN NATO NING BAYOTA NI!!!!!

NAA CHICKS DHA?

Anonymous said...

Bookie

Mag GA me karon...

Anonymous said...

dugay nako nag antos ug constipation bah, unsa ang maayo nakong buhaton cofibean?

Anonymous said...

fuck

Anonymous said...

asa man?

Anonymous said...

iutot na oi!! hahahaha!! nindot lagi ni nga channel?

Anonymous said...

ur from india? yuk i bet u have smelly armpit, smelly breathe, smelly balls and smelly soul! yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu k! talaga!

Anonymous said...

shukmagun ka namu,.. ay pag kuan

Anonymous said...

P A L A U T O G
P A L A U T O G
P A L A U T O G
P A L A U T O G
P A L A U T O G

Anonymous said...

guys! asa na man to inyo brthday bash?

Anonymous said...

MDB

TALAGA I'M FROM INDIA?

YOU FROM THE PHILIPPINES?

EWWW SO KADIRI, SO SQUATTER TALAGA

Anonymous said...

MDB taga matrix mi. ikaw asa man ka?

Anonymous said...

btaw, u promised a bday bash! end of the momth na wala gihapon, walay kalro....

Anonymous said...

MDB

SECRET!!!!

ASA NIMO NI NAKUHA NGA BLOG?

NEIGHBORS TA BRAD SA FLOOR!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jasper the 24 year old virgin

Anonymous said...

kinsa naa pic ni ani cofibean? kanang ga nude ha?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

HI,
ASL PLS..

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