I wasted my afternoon making bura of some bobo comments on my site. Most of 'em talking bout shit and stuff. Some imbecile callcenter fags kasi made some kadire comments here. Asa pa you all no! Hope someone will make pasabog Malate this November 1 para mawala na the fag community! Shit talaga the choice of bakla words you have. It only reflects what kind of commonality you guys have. Go fuck na lang your dogs no or better yet, fuck na lang each other! Doon naman kayo good at eh.
Tapos, there are some pa making yabang about their compensations at a callcenter.. Really now ha! All I can say is that dream on you moronic katutubos! I really don't care how you work your asses off just to earn the amount of compensation that you claim. Almost 95% naman of your earning goes to your pathetic lifestyles eh. Like buying some SECOND HAND stuffs.. like bulok cars, cellfones and even clothes. And I bet some of them are hulugans pa! Kadire talaga you dogs! Tapos the remaining 5% goes na to your dog food. Sabagay, you only need little nutrients lang naman to feed your katiting na brains no! I bet you are just inggit lang dahil I have what most of what you are just dreaming of! Hahaha! Don't worry, I will donate na lang my old clothes or better yet auction it para naman maka-afford na kayo ng mga signature clothes and off with the cheap imitations. Its kinda irritating na kasi seeing you guys with your tasteless getups eh. I mean, whats up ba with the thick jackets and fur coats ha? Eh its so init naman in the Philippines no. I bet you are the ones who needs to make lipat na lang to another bansa because I think you don't belong here no! I bet you people are so baho na inside whenever you take off those jackets kasi all your kili-kilis are like basa na! Like haven't you heard of Driclor or Botox ba? Sabagay, you can only afford tawas and rexonas in sachets lang pala. Silly me. Haha.
Tapos kanina, I was really like malas pa. Kasi I lost na agad the new phone I bought yesterday. I don't know if I left it at Starbs Standard Chartered or somewhere else in Makati during a business meeting this morning. Tapos Ysabelle pa is making gulo on my mind. Now, I'm soo fucking depress na pare.
And to all the LOSER COMMENTS can just like fucking pakamatay na lang kaya. Its my personal opinion no, so wala kayong say. And to all the friendly posts on my journal pare, thanx ha? Ingats sila sa inyo.
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MAO BA OUT NAMI BRAD!!!!!
NAA KO LINK SA FRIENDSTER NYA HERE MAN!!!!
caffeinerush001@yahoo.com
To all who have read and posted their comments here, let me share a mere fact na im sure will quite surpise you. Sa totoo lang, cofibean works as a call center agent in Makati. His real name is Ariel, magkasama kami sa work. We both like posting blogs online, kasi naman, yan ang uso ngayon d ba? Minsan, while eating in KFC, we were discussing why we never got comments on our blogs. And we thought na hindi nga lang talaga sya appealing. A friend of ours, which he actually mentioned in the blog (yung nakasama nya sa greenhills, bumili sila ng jacket not a celphone), suggested na why not create a blog that would annoy everyone, siguradong hit yun. And eto na nga yun. We never thought na it would become such a great hit, na shock nga ako when I checked it out. Dami na palang comments. I'm impressed! Bravo cofibean! Dami mong nabiktima Ariel! Ang enjoy naman nito…Keep it up, you got what you want dude. Kung hindi mo nga lang ako inaway, accusing me na ako ang nagpakalat nito sa office eh hindi ko sana gagawin to. Pasensya na bakla I know naman na you’re enjoying reading all the comments here eh
visaya! yuk jologs! LAYAS!
"Bisaya" and not Visaya
o, asa na man ang bday bash? gutom na ra ba..
FUCK YOU ALL NO. MY NAME IS NOT ARIEL NO. FUCK YOU TALAGA LOSERS STEALING MY IDENTITY. THE HELL NO! MY NAME IS SHERWIN NO! THE HELL.
You lost your mobile phone? That's KARMA...poor you, that's what you get for being so mean...
KARMA...
1. Hinduism & Buddhism. The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.
2. Fate; destiny.
3. Informal. A distinctive aura, atmosphere, or feeling.
You lost your mobile phone? That's KARMA...poor you, that's what you get for being so mean...
KARMA...
1. Hinduism & Buddhism. The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.
2. Fate; destiny.
3. Informal. A distinctive aura, atmosphere, or feeling.
THE HELL I DO NOT MAKE TAMBAY INSIDE KFC NO! IT CROWDED KAYA WITH CALL CENTER PEEPS!
wow...140+ comments.?!! wow!! u must be "famous"? *applause...
anyway, i'm trying to contact you..but your not answering the phone...i just want you to know that our business is ready now..all the clothes and underwears that you ordered is already in baclaran, ready to sell, i'll just wait you there okay..?? we have so many customers waiting*excited ..dont be late..hey also the branch youre planning in quiapo..guess what!?..we already got the location near the lugawan *surprise.
hey bakla one more...you owe me 7.50 pesos..remember that!! we were riding in a jeepney and i just treat you coz you don't have any money even a cent..ok remember it *smile.
HI Benjo here from team Wengster. Cofibean, can I make u scream while i tooot u?
may gulay, nakakaawa ka naman. btw, are you gay? kasi parang ang chaka mong mag-blog. as in. mas na-aapreciate ko pa si melanie marquez at si angelika jones! bwahahaha
anak ng puts! enjoy dito ah!
bading ka cofibean! tsupain mo ko! hahaha!
mag-tutblas ka nga pala muna bago ka sumupsop. dumi ng bunga nga mo. kakatsupa mo lang ng titi na galing sa pwet mo e.
type, sérieusement vous finissez mieux ceci parce qu'un bon nombre de gens obtiennent a extrêmement gêné par vos commentaires. quant à mon avis, je pense que vous sucez vraiment ! vous avez n'importe quelle idée combien dicks votre maman a sucés ou combien de fois votre papa a obtenu baisé dans son abruti juste pour vous en avoir le wer vous après vous morceau ingrat de merde ! ! je ne m'inquiète pas de votre argent ou de votre téléphone cellulaire que vous pouvez apporter toute la ceux à l'enfer, ce qui sont où vous allez vous foutu homosexuel ! sérieusement homme, votre aller obtenir ce qui est à vous un de ces jours.
OH ANO BAKLA NAITINDIHAN MO YAN?
FRANCOIS PAUPAUNT
CALLCENTER
FRENCH SUPPORT
u got me cofibean!ur hella gud pare.
you are lucky enough you were born with a golden spoon on your mouth...be thankful dude..being in a callcenter is not an easy job...
Hey Cofibean,
My manager saw your blog (by the way, we work at a call center) and guess what?!?!? He's so proud of you!!!
He's so proud that he asked me to write you about pursuing your career as a writer!
The title of your book:
THE ART OF SOCIAL CLIMBING
Now, this is worth writing right?
i believe this is like chona.blogspot blog and the cono guy from blurty w/c became famous because of their tongue-in-cheek blogs. well, this may not be original but worth a try. dami namang nagcocoment and madaming naniwala.
u made me laugh!
either you're delusional or just a very lonely person hahahahah
you hate coffee?? i do too.. but here's something id like to share..some points i find quite a bit off..
IT'S COLD INSIDE THE BUILDING HENCE THE THICK JACKETS AND WHATNOT. IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET COLD, WOULDNT IT BE WISE TO BRING A JACKET WITH YOU AND ISNT IT RIGHT TO USE IT WHEN THE NEED BE?
-- Its kinda irritating na kasi seeing you guys with your tasteless getups eh. I mean, whats up ba with the thick jackets and fur coats ha? Eh its so init naman in the Philippines no.
ONCE AGAIN SWEEDIE, IT'S COLD IN THE BLDG - FREEZING COLD. SO HOW'S IT POSSIBLE THAT WE'D BE SWEATING LIKE PIGS AND SMELLING OF BO?I BET YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT, NOW DID YOU? SANA MAY LOGIC KA..
--I bet you people are so baho na inside whenever you take off those jackets kasi all your kili-kilis are like basa na! Like haven't you heard of Driclor or Botox ba? Sabagay, you can only afford tawas and rexonas in sachets lang pala. Silly me. Haha.
-- YEAH SILLY YOU.. HAHAHAHAHA!!
CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR, SWEEDIE!! NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAD TO DO TAGLISH ALL THE TIME WITH THE PAKONYO EFFECT PA THAT MAKES YOU SOOOO BADING NA SUPER SAGWA.. UGH.
-- Ysabelle pa is making gulo on my mind. Now, I'm soo fucking depress na pare.
AND OF COURSE, IF YOU ARE SO GODDAMN OPINIONATED, YOU SHOULD BE OPEN TO CRITICISMS. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, IF YOU STILL DONT KNOW THAT..
--And to all the LOSER COMMENTS can just like fucking pakamatay na lang kaya. Its my personal opinion no, so wala kayong say.
-- TRUE BUT NOT ENTIRELY TRUE
GOODLUCK KIDDO. BUT REALLY THE BIG PAY IN CALLCENTERS IS AMAZING. I TOO HAVE THE OPTION TO WORK FOR THE FAM BIZ OR MANAGE MY OWN BUT WORKING IN A CALLCENTER IS NOTHING YOU SHOULD LOOK DOWN ON. BE CAREFUL HOW YOU JUDGE.
AND STOP MAKING PA-SOS NA WITH THE TAGLISH AND ALL THAT BORING STUFF. NOT WORKIN ON YOU. TOO BAD.
i can have you hunted down like the dog that you are... i work in a call center, but i have connections... lots of connections... military, NPA, leftist... pili ka lang. your death can certainly be arranged with just a snap of my perfectly manicured fingers.
Meron ba dito nagbebenta ng mineral water? Nauuhaw ako eh.
Tang ina mo! Inggit ka lang sa mga ng wo work sa call centers kasi you are not the one feeding your filthy mouth but your parents!
bakit naman kasi bakla sa dinamidami ng kakalabanin mo eh yung mga marurunong pa sa english?? ayusin mo muna pananalita mong di namin alam kung san mo hinugot (baka sa pwet yuck) bago ka manlait ng call center agents. tama nga sabi nila, di ka siguro pumasa no?? aminin!!!
mayaman ka nga, bobo ka naman. umaasa ka lang sa mga magulang mo. kakaawa naman sila, nagkaroon sila ng anak na tulad mo, di maipagmamalaki at bading! hehehe!
mag-iingat ka na lang kups, baka ka matinga ng bala sa leeg.
SANA KUNIN KA NA NG KALABAN NI LORD... ay, kunin ka kaya? kaya ka ata nasa lupa kasi sinuka ka ni satanas eh...
Satanas: putang ina mong jokla ka! pati akech nahahawa sa yo!!!
HAR DI HAR HAR!!!
... resending with name and company ...
bakit naman kasi bakla sa dinamidami ng kakalabanin mo eh yung mga marurunong pa sa english?? ayusin mo muna pananalita mong di namin alam kung san mo hinugot (baka sa pwet yuck) bago ka manlait ng call center agents. tama nga sabi nila, di ka siguro pumasa no?? aminin!!!
mayaman ka nga, bobo ka naman. umaasa ka lang sa mga magulang mo. kakaawa naman sila, nagkaroon sila ng anak na tulad mo, di maipagmamalaki at bading! hehehe!
mag-iingat ka na lang kups, baka ka matinga ng bala sa leeg.
SANA KUNIN KA NA NG KALABAN NI LORD... ay, kunin ka kaya? kaya ka ata nasa lupa kasi sinuka ka ni satanas eh...
Satanas: putang ina mong jokla ka! pati akech nahahawa sa yo!!!
HAR DI HAR HAR!!!
Proud CALL CENTER AGENT!!!!!!
Ricky™
Technical Support Professional
Sykes Asia Inc.
ha! I love the drama! murahan, asaran, lokohan, suntukan, laitan.. tangna! let me repeat.. I LOVE THE DRAMA!!!!
-Design
this is sooooo entertaining !~ hahaha!
You know what cofibean, I love hot wet hairy pussy. Not the shaved kind, the kind that has a full set of hair on it. I love the type that loves to be eaten, licked, finger fucked, tounged and fucked all day, the kind that milks your dick dry when it squeezes and leaves you sore the next day after a good fuck. There has only been two women in my life that is capable of satisfying my hot wet dick. There are only two women that can make my my dick so fucking wet that my pants become stained all day long whenever I see or talk to them. Both of these women are married and so am I. My wife cannot satisfy me and I know that she never will. She treats sex with me as if it's a chore. We only have sex maybe once a month and I have to be the one to initiate it all the time. The first time I had sex with her I felt like I was violating her privacy and that hasn't changed. I want to have this one other woman so bad but I know it's wrong, however, it's so tempting and I know I could if I would ask. It's hard to ignor when your being ignored. I really need a woman who wants me and really knows how to show me that she does by giving me her pussy the way I need it. I love it when a lady turns into a devil in my arms and let me have my way with her. I really love it when she just takes me.
I would worship my friends pussy if I had it again, I know I would. I'd treat it like it's never been treated before. She would be spoiled with my tounge and dick. I'd fuck for hours at a time, rest, wake up and fuck some more. Damn I need to fuck.
Are u a woman?
hoi bulikanimiroy kun hin-o ka man pakita daw ha akon kay pagkakaliskisan ta ikaw tapos bubtangan ta ikaw hin suoy...
tistingan tala...
makitan ta ngan ikaw TITIGBASON TA IKAW...
an maisog nga waray
hi sa lahat ng mga taga UP...
macucut na naman budget natin...
as usual....
rally na naman...
.while i don't necessarily agree or like some of your posts, i have to say that i love the emotions your blog has generated. i also came from the callcenter industry, so i won't post any comments about it, but i'm just thankful that i got out of that job.
.anyway, keep it coming.
im am from TRON-INDIA
i read this blog....
so amazing....
i invite u come to india...
hehe you done it, dude. ur a certified faggot/prick. kudos! good job!
whoa! is this for real?! 246 comments plus 1 from me?
hehehe, this i believe is the peak of your blog life as cofibean, or whatever... we all should know what comes next...
i have one question though, what are skwakkwaks?
-5thcolumnist
Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.
Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.
"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"
"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!
"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...
"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online
Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah
BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha
THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.
"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!
I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.
- Iczewoulf - out...
..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....
ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah
ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha
para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha
I think this guy or girl??? is in the state of confusion base from the choice of words parang me multiple personality if your goin' to check it out... mixed na kolehiyala words from exclusive schools,mga bisexuals words, at words that real men use.... ano ba talaga ha kuya ..ate ano ba talaga ..make up wour mind please
if you really want to project a pasosyal effect wag mo pagsamahin ang sosyal na babae ,sa lalaki thats the reason y they think ur homo ...
but want to give you 2 thumbs up for a job well done cuz this site really make me laugh okei wala akong masabi
Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!
alam mo tol i thin gay ka! with such words?! mas cheap ka pa sa mga taong working inc all centers! at sa tingin ko, kung wala kang family business na nirarun, i bet mag aaply ka din sa call center! at baka ndi ka pa pumasa! at isa pa, overgeneralizatiuon ginagawa mo pre! taga brent ka pa man din, ala ka namang tamang asal! mga magulang mo d ka siguro tinuruan ng tama no? tsaka sanpic mo, pakita mo nga kagwapuhang sinasabi mo? hahaha! ur pathetic! basahin mo nga post mo, lumalabas pagkainsecure mo sa mga call center agents! cheap mo ha
"Shit talaga the choice of bakla words you have. It only reflects what kind of commonality you guys have. Go fuck na lang your dogs no or better yet, fuck na lang each other! Doon naman kayo good at eh."
those were quoted from ur blog itself. Now who's using BAKLA words and how does it reflect who you are? hahahahahaha.... I feel sad for u . Are you lost or something? Or may be you jsut bumped your head. Well thats a major bump then. Hope you get well soon
i jst wonder...may deploma ka ba?
lam mo...meron akong alm na teacher na pde sau mgturo ng english..db mrmi kang pera...bat hnd mo nlang igastos yun pra sa english lessons noh??!pra atleast nman hnd mskit sa mata
FUCK OFF!!u asshole...
Gusto ko style mo... ang galing!
MAMATAY KA NA!
MAG POST KA NG PICTURE NG MUKHA MO!
ADDRESS MO!
TELEPHONE NUMBER MO!
PICTURE NG NANAY AT TATAY MO!
PICTURE NG MGA KAPATID MO!
DAHIL UUBUSIN KO LAHI MO!
SISIBAKIN KO SA PWET LAHAT NG KA-PAMILYA MO!
ANO?!?!
ulol!inamu!kauri mo mga squatters!pero teka..admu ka db?!o bka nman ngpatayo ka ng sarili mong ateneo de manila universtiy pra msb mo dun ka ng-aral!?haha...
bading ka tlga..pra kang lalakeng wlang titi!haha
I THINK YOU NEED TO BE ADMITTED TO A MENTALLY RETARDED HOSPITAL AND ADMITTED AS A FIRST CLASS PATIENT, NA NAKASUKSUK YUNG DEXTROSE SA ULO.
Hey anonymous (whoever you are) I think you should go with cofibean dyan sa "mentally retarded hospital" ba kamo. I-request mong dextrose mo sa ulo, dalawa o mga tatlo okay?
BAKIT GUSTO MO RIN SUMAMA KAY COFIBEAN? HAHAHAHA.....CGURO KONCHABA KA NOH! anonymous...
HOY YOU DICKWEED!!!AS IF YOUR FUCKIN RICH?!!DUMBASS YOU DONT EVEN OWN A COMPANY SO YOUR NOT THATFILTHY RICH THAT YOU THINK...FILTHY?...YES RICH..IN OYUR DREAMS PAL!
ur crazy man...
putang ina mo hindi ka tao!
u deserve a place in hell but satan does not want you there because you might make him abdicate you fucking bastard!!!!
THE CALL CENTER INDUSTRY IS HELPING THE ECONOMY OF THIS COUNTRY BEING INFESTED BY PESTS LIKE YOU.
you are calling us katutubos. then maybe you are an alien! if that is so, GET YOUR FREAKIN' FACE OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!!
for us, you are JOLOGS! mas kadiri ka pa sa amin dahil wala kang pakundangan!
SINVERGUENZA! walang natutuwa sa iyo!
AGAIN, putang ina mo!!!
YOU ROCK.....
Hi! i think cofibean really is a callcenter agent...gagawin ko rin to to attract each and every call center agents in the world! Halata naman na hindi sya talaga coñotic and sobrang inertehan lang ang words..im not trying to fight here..We all know that call center agents are good, intelligent, assertive, and intelligent people...
ha ha!napasobra yata yung intelligent...sorry, totoo kasi eh..
I find it difficult to believe that people write with that kind of grammar accidentally. If it was done on purpose, it makes sense -- to mask an identity I suppose, or for humor's sake.
The subject matter is just current enough to arouse interest, and the treatment was just enough to ensure a strong reaction. (Maybe notoriety is a measure of success in blogging?)
What I don't get is the reaction to the reactions -- you blog to publish. You blog so people read your stuff and react to it. So why would a writer be angry that people reacted to what he wrote? Wasn't that the purpose of blogging?
And don't tell me you just "wanted to express yourself." You can do that in a diary. Or on MSWord. By putting it in a blog, you invite people to view and react, violently or not.
No, this was an attempt to pick a fight. Why that is I have no idea. It's a waste of time.
(At the same time, it's effective -- I just spent 6 minutes writing a response!)
To all the people reacting negatively, the best way to shut him or her down is to ignore him or her. Don't forward the links, don't tell people about it. Don't visit this blog.
There have got to be more interesting ones out there.
wow, i used to enjoy some of your posts because i thought you wrote them for fun, some may even be considered satirical. what a disappointment. :( i regret ever reading this offensive entry. i also know i'll regret posting this comment but i hope that somehow you'll find a more useful outlet for your energies other than bashing other people's professions.
pao m.
hoy bakla suntukan na lang tayo.
mag-post ka ulit at sabihin mo kung saan kahit isama mo pa mga katulad mong kupal! pagbuhulin ko pa kyo! hindi ako nagbibiro... alam ko kung san ka nagtatrabaho. sabihin mo lang tangina ikaw papasabugin ko! adik!
ayus! galing ng pagkakagawa.! ang daming na-o-offend sa mga sinusulat mo dahil sapul na sapul sila. bwahahahaha... kawawa naman yang mga taong yan... ang kikitid na ng utak, wala pang sense of humor... keep up the good work pare!
maraming na o-offend kasi tinatamaan. kudos on cofibean. cheers mate.
don't waste your time, amigos. this pseudo-writer / pseudo-konyo's main intention is to get flamed anyway, so don't bother. this guy's a big fake, lame-ass, attention-whore who deems himself keyboard warrior with a less-than-extraordinary life. pitiful... really... ={
call me the Pink Bee Master, bitch!
c'mon people lighten up. if you don't like what he's posting, then get the hell away from this site and do not read any of the posts! nobody told you to read his posts.
as for me, i'm enjoying all these stuff. very entertaining, pare! keep it up.
ang vain naman ng taong to.. kept on saying his gwapo... PICTURE? post your PICTURE you butthead!!!
buhay pa ba si cofibean??
haha!!! that was sooo gay cofibean.
"Disclaimer: Please don't make basa my journal - BWAKA NG INA, hahaha!! the best yan ha.
this is the stupidest rubbish i have ever read. ang pangit na nga ng sentence structure, ang pangit pa ng formulation ng ideas. cut off the "tag-lish" thing. para kang social climber. hahahaha
shet. what a comment. naging chat site na ito. does anyone here knows how to create a chat box in this site?
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