Saturday, August 05, 2006

Another boring reunion.

Ok pare, just got home from another family reunion with my mom and dad. And the event kanina was like hell talaga. I mean, do I really have to make beso beso pa with the oldies just to show respect. Its really kadire talaga pare, not to mention kainis. Imagine, I am spending a lot for my skin tapos it'll make dikit lang to the oily faces of old relatives. So there was an effort talaga making iwas to any introductions my mom was trying to initiate. Who knows pare what disease they might be carrying na diba because of old age. I heard kasi from a certain knowledge channel that old people are very vulnerable na to all kinds of diseases because of their weak immune systems. Not to mention, their near-death ng breath was really revolting. Actually, I told one of my quasi-auntie right in her face to gargle naman with some mouthwash kasi I'm still too young pa to die... Eh my mom overheard what I said so she made tingin sama at me. So I made alis na lang to save myself from the impending maternal nobelas.

And syempre diba? It was a reunion so I once again saw na naman my pasiklab cousins as if they did something great na naman for the clan to be proud of. There was even one pa nga who was wearing the exact shirt I'm wearing. Shit talaga pare. I never thought na they put the shirt on sale na agad for my quasi-cousin to be able to afford that. So I went na lang to my car and changed my shirt. Good thing I have an extra Calvin Klein muscle shirt at my gym bag. I made it suot na lang together with the greyhound vintage plaid blazer which made me really hot kanina pare. Actually, I look good naman on anything eh.

Good thing the party ended pare kasi I thought I was going ancient na waiting for it to end agad. It was nothing special naman kasi pare. Just a boring reunion lang with my superficial relatives.

So yun na nga diba? I was bored to hell talaga pare watching the antics of those losers. Again, as what I've said, good thing all the crapolas ended sa wakas pare.

Also pare I'm looking nga pala for an advertising firm to design and develop my website. Please send your proposals to ihatecofi@yahoo.com ASAP. Can't wait to have my own site na eh. Below are my requirements:

1. You must be really good at web design pare. I need killer designs for my site.
2. I don't like bobo people. So if you think you and your team are all stoopid, fuck off!
3. Mabilis mag-work and knows how to deliver WHAT I WANT on time.
4. Must have an account with Equitable-PCI for payment through bank transfer.
5. Knows how to speak English. Pure tagalog speakers need not apply.

103 comments:

Anonymous said...

uuuy... pagkakakitaan na niya yung blog niya. hehe.

mga tsong, padala na kayo ng proposal! gandahan niyo para makita na natin kung sino talaga si cofibean. :P

Anonymous said...

Well, its about time pare. I know a design group na magaling at affordable pa. Irerefer ko sila sa iyo. :)

Anonymous said...

You never fail to make me laugh pare. Good thing na wala kang orcs na siniraan ngayon. Hurray! Maganda ang aura ni cofibean. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... WTF?!? You cant even talk in straight english... taglish version ka nga eh... you require people who know how to speak in english? Hahahaha... You're such a weirdo talaga!!!!

Anonymous said...

duh!do you know the word or MEANING of karma.hmp!tao ka lng HINDI KA SUPERIOR!!!!you are created by God...wag kang magmataas.TAE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

uy pare! ako yung unang nagpost sa comments mo! ako yan! ako yang Anonymous na yan! woo hoo!

chiibams said...

wow pare
you are so like maarte
I mean are you even typing a language right there?
no offence pero.. ur the one who sound stupid to me.
seems like you can't finish a whole sentence in English.,

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha... grabe ka cofibean, lufhet mo...

Anonymous said...

ang laki na ng kita ni cofibean at magkakaroon pa ng website... sikat ka na "PARE"

/iambrew said...

Goodluck with the upcoming website. I am sure it'll be great. I am still a fan, no matter what. You go Cofibean!

Francis Lim said...

Judging from the amount of comments your blogsite gets, I'm sure you must feel pretty good about your handiwork. And it is very "good" work. I think I do get it...it's a parody right? Or perhaps an ongoing experiment? To gauge people's reactions....is our society truly so numbed that nothing will shock it?

Francis Lim said...

I actually enjoy reading the comments to your blogsite more than your blogs....It's becoming fairly obvious what your intent is. But the cofibean character...i'm curious where you're taking him....

digndurt said...

can't wait for ur site pare! as in super uber excited na me pare! lol

she said...

coolness :D

Anonymous said...

Fuck!! shit ka pare!!!

krayola said...

pare, follow Bob Ong stardom and write a book na rin. Pero walang garapalan, 'wag sana mahal ha. Us orcs can't afford it 'pag gan'on e. Sige ka 'pag 'di naman nabili 'yan wala makaka-appreciate ng work mo dahil tanggapin mo man o hindi the orcs dominate this country.

Gener said...

sana naman mag update na ang website mo, sana din may pics! wahihi, para makita natin ang pinagkakagastusan mong face..

Anonymous said...
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bytchgoddess said...

ahahaha.... coolness!!!

it's getting to be a habit to check your site everyday...

i really enjoy reading your blogs...

goodluck!!!

bytchgoddess said...

ahehehe!! coolness talaga!!

this blog is really funny.. and amusing!!!

you rock!!! but i guess alam mo na yun diba.. churva!!

Anonymous said...

nakakataka na sa sobrang dami nang nagmumura kay cofibean dito sa comments box ay napipili pa niya kung ano ang ide-delete.

Bino said...

really really cool. Cofibean is so hilarious, nakakarelate ako. Hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

IDOL!!!

Anonymous said...

IT'S A GOOD THING THAT EVERYONE IS UNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!! KUNG NAGKATAONG HINDI EH EWAN KO NALANG KUNG PANU MABUBUHAY MGA KALAHI MO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK BIG TIME!!! TRY TO TYPE PARAGRAPHS IN ENGLISH...I MEAN REAL ENGLISHNOT TAGLISH... VISIT YOUR ELEMENTARY TEACHERS, THEY MIGHT HELP!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA... HINDI MO BA NAISIP NA BAKA YOU'RE ONE OF wHAT YOU'RE CALLING "BOBO ORCS"

Niza said...

haha your so kulet... hehe...
nways, love reading your blog...

take care of yourself and God bless...

keep updating

Anonymous said...

If I were to make you an ultra dazzling mega “Coniotic” wanna learn to articulate eloquent English website, your pocket should speak better than you.

Your pessimistic ideas are entertaining though.

Miguel

Anonymous said...

hindi ko alam kung gago ka lang o gago eh...

fu*king conceited bastard..

ewan ko kung bakit maraming natutuwa sa post po...

looks like we won't need air conditioning when you're around..

** "pure tagalog speakers need not apply" **

what kind of bullcrap is that? you mean one that talks like you, pare? Ha, pare? Don't make me laugh..

anyways if this blog just wants to annoy or irritate people, well it is a total success.. for my part, that is..

watchamaculit! :) said...

bwahahahaha.... super cool at d same time irritating! :) ok go have your own website so we'll finally know who you really are. And take note you required English speaking people to create your website huh! hahahaha funny! eh you can't even type a sentence in straight English noh! you sounded to me like you're a girl who's trying hard and pa-sosyal effect (normally ganyan kasi pag taglish magsalita!) bwahahahaha....

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! Kaya siguro sya naghahanap ng magaling sa English eh para may mag tratranslate na nang balak nyang gawin at sabihin. At baka magulat na lang tayo one day, iba na ang blog ni cofi.
Goodluck!

Anonymous said...

san ka ba nag gygym cofi at nang makita ko ang kamachohan mo?

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Anonymous said...

You rock my world wide web! Too bad I just discovered your blog. I'd have been laughin my ass out for quite some time now had I known of this before. You sound like one of my friends. Keep your entries coming. It entertains the hell out of a lot of Orcs and whatnot, including yours truly.

Orcs to the core.
~Pussey

Anonymous said...

are you good looking ba to be a jerk!!!!!

icarus_05 said...

Mukhang ung ibang mga nagkoment ay hindi regular readers mo.. haha.. u go pare, ur da best talaga.. idol! iintayin nmin site mo pare!

teepsee said...

a cofibean website? coolness!

something to look forward to, pare.

more! =)

mine said...

u keep on calling pinoys names...
katutubo, stupid, bobo

you got pinoy blood running through your f*cking veins.

ergo, cofi is bobo, stupid and IS ALSO a katutubo.

mine said...

u keep on calling pinoys names...
katutubo, stupid, bobo

you got pinoy blood running through your f*cking veins.

ergo, cofi is bobo. cofi is stupid. most of all cofi IS ALSO a katutubo.

Anonymous said...

Q: ^ Anung church ang sinasambahan nang mga bakla?

A: Men's Gym.

Anonymous said...

so ayun na nga diba? is this even real? or just another socio-psychological experimentation?

real or not, the character, the content, context - all of them are truly amazing :)

try to contact my friend, he is a multimedia artist, i know he can help you, just email him nalang ok... risuku13@gmail.com

juan said...
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juan said...

by the way ako yung juan na nag comment sayo last time. i'm always giving you sensible comments. you can check my comments you can see im very proficient in english. And i'm a professional webdesigner and developer earning 60k per month. kahit galit ako sayo pwede ko pagaksayahan ng time sa pagdedesign ang website mo dahil bobo ka pala wala kang alam sa designing. contact me at truellusion@yahoo.com 30k persite ang gawa ko design lang yun. additional for backend. if you're skeptical send me an email and i'll send you a portfolio. I dont wanna initiate on mailing you for you are full of craps for me. remember im just being honest. If you cant take me transparently we wont get along in a project. so you have to be transparent to me too. and gusto ko sa epassporte ko ikaw mag deposit sign up here https://www.epassporte.com/ that is kung uber rich ka talaga na kaya mong magsign-up dyan 500usd lang naman initial down. and i'll send you my epassporte account number. I want professional business so don't bust nuts on me. i'm serious on this coz i wanna know if you're for real man. coz i am real. here's your chance, good luck dude.

Pixel Critique said...

Ok yung nagpost ng proposal sa itaas ah. Masyadong proud. Do you think dude makaka-close ka ng deal sa ganyang attitude? Guess crappy din lahat ng designs mo just like you. Also, puhleeess.. stop with the salary bragging dude. Nasa web design industry din ako and alam ko ang on-going rate dito sa pinas ng mga webdesigner. Even the Philweavers won't agree sa pinost mo.. Way overboard dude. So just shut up. Nakakahiya lang eh.

Oh well, crappy naman lahat ng tao dito most specially the author of this blog.

Hasta mañana.

Dereliche said...

I think mas praktikal ang xoom.com, westernunion.com or paypal (if you're based outside the philippines because paypal blocked the philippines because of fraudulent history) sa pagreceive ng payment. Sinong tanga ang magsa-sign up for a payment gateway na may $500 downpayment? Ooops. Sorry po. Anyways, goodluck sa proposal mo juan.

Anonymous said...

juan said...

by the way ako yung juan na nag comment sayo last time. i'm always giving you sensible comments. you can check my comments you can see im very proficient in english. And i'm a professional webdesigner and developer earning 60k per month. kahit galit ako sayo pwede ko pagaksayahan ng time sa pagdedesign ang website mo dahil bobo ka pala wala kang alam sa designing. contact me at truellusion@yahoo.com 30k persite ang gawa ko design lang yun. additional for backend. if you're skeptical send me an email and i'll send you a portfolio. I dont wanna initiate on mailing you for you are full of craps for me. remember im just being honest. If you cant take me transparently we wont get along in a project. so you have to be transparent to me too. and gusto ko sa epassporte ko ikaw mag deposit sign up here https://www.epassporte.com/ that is kung uber rich ka talaga na kaya mong magsign-up dyan 500usd lang naman initial down. and i'll send you my epassporte account number. I want professional business so don't bust nuts on me. i'm serious on this coz i wanna know if you're for real man. coz i am real. here's your chance, good luck dude.


hanep ah. parang utang na loob pa ng prospective client mo ang magpagawa ng website sa yo. asshole.

ako cofibean, i'll happily design your website for FREE. kasama na backend dun. i sent you an email already with the subject "ZERO PESO WEB DESIGN". i also attached there the list of websites i designed and created which includes a publishing company in ortigas and an IT company in eastwood. don't worry, i have another job which pays for my bills. web design is just a sideline/hobby for me. just email me when you are available.

Anonymous said...

YUUUCK!!!!
BADING! BADING! BADING KA!! pare-pare ka pa jan! If i know!! YUUCK!!
U'r such an ASSHOLE!! U'r full of pretensions. If i know u'r one of those "MABAHO INHABITANTS". Kunyari ka pa jan...BAKLA!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I heard kasi from a certain knowledge channel that old people are very vulnerable na to all kinds of diseases because of their weak immune systems."

old people lang pare ang vulnerable ... old ka na ba para mahawa agad sa sakit ng matatanda? .. pare naman .. u can't afford pla some medication eh .. your a poor crap pala ..

what a loser ..

Anonymous said...

don't make pakita sakin pare... il make hataw hataw uber ur face... and dont try to make tambay sa starbs while drinking your chinos...

Anonymous said...

taena naman pare... bading ka ba pare... sobra mo ako napatawa pare sa mga blogs mo pare...

juan said...

haha @ pixel and dereliche thanks for criticizing my post. I'm just being honest. And siempre client ko nag sign sakin dun sa epassaporte so in short hindi ako tangang nag sign dun using my 500usd. You just have to ask your client to sign you up on it so that you can work for him. That is kung papayag yung client. Paypal is another option for foreign clients, but I assume cofibean can't have a paypal dahil nga block ang PI sa kanila. And duh I'm not even serious on having a project with the cofibean guy just eager to know if he's for real. But if he's serious with the project and wants me to work with it. Why not? After all I earn my money I don't ask for my parents to give me a job and cash just like the cofibean guy do. Who don't have an outside job, just working inside their family's so called company.. And now gusto na niya kumita sa blog why not give him a chance? Haha who say's even philweavers wont agree sa pinost ko? Ask yourself again dude. Ever heard of foreign clients? It's up to you to believe or not. Just a hint, since webdesigner karin. Find clients that will give you 800-1000usd a month. And go for another client that'll give you 300-500usd a month. That is if you can handle working with two clients that have consistent projects. in that way you can or will earn morethan 60k. Mababa na yan sa mga foreigners. Cost cutting ika nga, dahil mga designer sa kanila 2000-4000usd a month. good luck dude. dont limit your rate as a designer, go outside your shell. go outside Php and earn USD.

Jose said...

Sinong tangang kliyente ang magbabayad ng 500usd para sa artist na hinire nya? Hay! Mas nakakabobo ang mga comments. Kaazar!

juan said...

wag kana sumagot kung di ka designer. wala kang alam sa pagdedesign ask ka muna sa philweavers.net kung possible ba ang sinasabi ko or not. tulad ng sabi ko ang 500usd ay mababa na sa mga foreigner kaya sila nag ooutsource dahil kung mag hihire sila ng designer sa own land 2000-4000usd per month? so mas katangahan ba mag hire ng 500-1000usd a month na designer kesa sa 2000-4000usd? ang babaw mo sumagot jose. di ka web designer or developer i assume. kaya wag kana sumali sa usapan.

juan said...
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Jose said...

Tanga! I was referring to the 500 usd na pagsign up sa epassporte.com. Ikaw ang tanga bobo!

juan said...

alam mo jose why not shell out 500usd for payment method kung makakatipid sila sayo ng pasahod?? Your sooo TANGA than the foreigners. Pinoy kapa naman. haay... sabi ko wag kana sumagot kung wala ka naman alam sa mga ganitong bagay. yung 500 usd mababawi agad nila yun sa next pasahod. lets compute ha. 1000 usd salary ko tapos 500 usd shell for payment. so one time lang yung 500 usd. next month balik 1000usd nalang babayaran nila. kesa monthly 2000-4000usd?? you just have to think like those foreigners. think like a businessman you idiot!

Jose said...

Kung di ka pala nuknukan ng katangahan e. Siguro pangbata lahat ng designs mo kaya binabarat ka nila. Post your portfolio and lets see. Baka naman pang minimum lang ang mga designs mo. O baka nga kahit FREE ay basura pa rin. Ang pathetic. Ikaw ang idiot. Bobo!

juan said...

haha, sige paganahin mo parin katangahan mo. bat ko gagawin ang sinasabi mo eh tanga ka! di mo parin na gets what OUTSOURCING means. binabarat paba sa lagay na yun? 1000usd? so you mean yung mga nasa callcenter eh binabarat? 20k ay nasa 400usd. And OUTSOURCE din karamihan dahil instead na sa Florida yung office and maghire ng mga puti na for sure di tatanggap ng 400usd per month dito sila naghihire. lawakan mo pagiisip mo dude. magaral kapa coz your reasoning againts me is more pathetic. you can say my designs are pambata kahit di mo pa nakikita, okay im cool with that di naman ikaw nagpapasahod sakin ng dolyares.

Jose said...

Ayun na yun. Sabi ko na nga ba't hindi ka designer kundi isa kang callcenter agent. Ang cheap mo ha!

juan said...

hindi ako callcenter agent gf ko ang callcenter agent. kung di ka naniniwala na designer ako, so? basta i'm happy with my clients, i'm happy im earning good money. kung di mo masikmura yung sahod ko wag ka maniwala. tanga ka naman eh. binigyan na kita ng hint kung pano ginagawa ng mga foreigner yun OUTSOURCING designing projects all you have to do now is look for clients. maybe you want to be spoon-fed pa kung san makakakuha ng mga foreigner na clients. kalabisan na yun. and i dont think yung work ng gf ko sa callcenter ay cheap coz she's earning good money for herself helping her parents too. sablay ka parati sumagot.

Niza said...

haha... marahil magadang idea kung maglalagay ka ng iyong websyt at gumawa ka na rin ng libro... alam mo naman na ang mga "bobo orcs" including myself ay di naman pwedeng maginternet parati... anyways, even you do it or don't... i like how you write... makulit ka kasi.

gallery said...

Mukang pinamugaran na ng mga hambog na nilalang gaya ni [b]Juan[/b] at [b]Scroll lock[/b] tong mga comment boxes na to. Kung gusto nyo magyabang, gumawa kayo ng sarili nyong blog. Dun nyo ikwento at ipagmayabang yang mga alam nyo. Nakikisakay lang kayo sa blog ng iba.

Kaya ginawa tong blog na to, para magcomment (negative or positive) tungkol sa ginawa ng author, hindi tungkol sa mga sarili nyo. Napaghahalataang nangangailangan kayo ng recognition sa mga pinaggagagawa nyo sa buhay. Bale wala yun, mamatay din kayo, gaya ng magulang nyo.

tururut said...

hahah ayos talga! meron ko kilala namatay dahil nhawa sa pulmunya dahil lang sa paghalik sa lola nya totoo yan!!!

juan said...

hahaha ang tanga mo gallery di ka marunong gumamit ng HTML tag! BOBO ka pala pang vB tags yang gamit mo magaral ka muna, para s forum yan! bwahahaha! ganito ang pag bold! Juan ayan ha! BOBO! wag mo sabihing mayabang ako dahil mayabang talaga ako kasi di lang blog alam ko gawin gumagawa ako ng INTERACTIVE WEBSITES hahaha aral muna ha, dahil napapahiya ka sa mga pinagta-type mo. BWAHAHAH I'm owning on this comments. sorry nahawa lang kay cofibean. masaya naman pala eh.

adelaide said...

this is my first time visiting your lair. i realized that you're a certified coño-peep.. i find it harder to read your post since you cant even finish one sentence in pure english nor pure filipino. doubts gathered in my mind why you have lots of anonymous commenter. i also wonder why you had lots of comments, well no need for you to answer, you were quite entertaining.

so you're going to make your own website now?? what for?? to reveal more about 'cofibean'? well..hmmm. i guess i should be cued into that then..i was merely curious about how you wanted to reveal 'cofibean'

going to delete my comment or not? doesn't really matter to me as long as you read this..well, i have to bounce now, gonna come back and wait for more..

Anonymous said...

this blogsite is the most stupidest blog site i've visited. what a fucking moron this guy is. and i can't believe the people who post and leave comments that they love this idiot. damn - the phil is definitely going to the dogs.. its already being manifested by this cofiguy.

orionsbelch said...

Try Team Manila.

www.teammanila.com

mitsune said...

Hmmm...

I was supposed to refer this firm, but I remember that they're in HK right now doing an ad...

Well, I don't know... Just what would be your proposed budget before doing anything else? I'm not trying to pry, but with the 'qualifications' you gave (honestly, geez, I would fire any of my HR people that will give out a 'qualification' like that, no offense) surely you already have a big budget at hand, 'cuz you're quite stiff for your own flair.

Oh, and it's not nice to be bad to elders. My lola who is a Filipino constantly entertains me whenever she comes by. And although I am not a pure Filipino, I was surely taught of the virtues passed onto every kid. And you will never become you if it wasn't for them, so try change that attitude. So what if they have weak immune system because of old age? FYI, our generation has WEAKER immune system because of the lifestyle we are living and because of too much nutrient substitutes in our bodies, so unlike their weakness due to old age, we are weak due to the on-the-go lifestyle.

Oh well, I still have to drink my tea. I'm off to Singapore then Osaka next week, sora ja!

the real Monday said...

juan said...

hahaha ang tanga mo gallery di ka marunong gumamit ng HTML tag! BOBO ka pala pang vB tags yang gamit mo magaral ka muna, para s forum yan! bwahahaha! ganito ang pag bold! Juan ayan ha! BOBO! wag mo sabihing mayabang ako dahil mayabang talaga ako kasi di lang blog alam ko gawin gumagawa ako ng INTERACTIVE WEBSITES hahaha aral muna ha, dahil napapahiya ka sa mga pinagta-type mo. BWAHAHAH I'm owning on this comments. sorry nahawa lang kay cofibean. masaya naman pala eh.


E kung hindi ka ba naman timang e, yung content kaya ang basahin mo, hindi yung mga letra ng comments. Or hindi ka talaga marunong ng comprehension, at HTML code lang alam mo basahin. By the looks of it, programmer ka nga lang, at sa one of the lowest forms of programming pa, HTML. Any moron can learn that stuff. Kaya nga inimbento ang mga tipo ng Dreamweaver kasi sobrang simple ng concept ng tags na kaya sya i-embed sa isa pang program na hindi na kailangan ng compiler, kasi hindi sya complex operations. And anyone could learn javascript to make your website interactive. Kaya din inimbento yun (Dreamweaver and the likes) para hindi mo na pahirapan ang sarili mo mag-code ng UI, and concentrate on the business logics, tanga! Therefore, anyone could create a webpage, but not everyone could create a Web Application.

Also, any moron could go to any good looking and interactive website to see, learn, and copy the UI functionality of that site, thus, the Interactive feel. For sure, ang ginagawa mo ay nagpupunta lang sa top 100 best sites, mangongopya ng concepts, at ia-apply sa ginagawa mo. Kulang ka sa creative juices! Isang evidence na ang nakiki-sakay ka sa fame ng author ng blog na to, hindi ka gumawa ng sarili mong website na kung saan dun mo isulat at ipagmayabang yang hamak na $1000 na kita mo per month, at alam mo sa Web Design (don't confuse with Web Development).

What back end applications do you know? Pang-front-end ka lang, gago, kaya puro Web Design at Interactive Website alam mong ipagsasabi! Wanna know the real deal? Learn about databases, application servers, J2EE and/or .NET, and frameworks, and you'll be earning more than just the mere $1000-2000/month. Or maybe your little brain couldn't even understand what the concept of object oriented programming kaya nagsettle ka na lang sa Web Design.

Btw, you don't own this comments, it's these, nitwit! Learn some grammar, para hindi rin mahirapan mga clients mo from abroad. And squatter ka lang dito, just like the rest of us, so you don't pwn (<-- intentional) these comments.

@cofibean : I'm not interested in building a website for you, I am more interested with creating systems and solutions (and not mere Interactive Websites as some moron would call it) for your company, if it really exists. I'll mail you about my own company's profile and business solutions, and if you're interested, we could do remote business and development.

- the real Monday

Anonymous said...

hoy bakla wag kang magpaandar ng kalintikan mo dito at isarili mo nalang ang pagka ingrato mo.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! Your blog is so cool. Keep it coming!

Anne

keysi said...

why is everyone falling for the little scheme painted all around this blog? This gay/gal/fag is enjoying his website's popularity so he writes more bullshit to anger the masses. More bullshit = more hits.

DuncanSheik said...

Hey bakit wala kang Blog about YOUR SEX LIFE hehehe, mag blog ka naman about dun

DuncanSheik said...

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2. Headstrong - Export Bank
3. CAI - STA - PBCOM Tower
4. RCG - PhilamLife Tower
5. GXS - RCBC Tower

Try those Consulting Firm

There said...

Pare, I hate to say this pero I'm acquiring your style na lalo na here in the office. You know pare mga natutuwa sa gawa mo ay yung mga ORCS na sinasabi mo hehe! Well bet you're playing din the jologs Frozen Throne and if you ever got a chance making irita some Orcs playing that moronic game just email me at there52000@yahoo.com and if you want some web designers email ka na! Ciao!

Anonymous said...

obvious naman na nakikisakay lang yang si juan sa popularity ni cofibean. sige nga juan, gawa ka ng sarili mong blog/website. tingnan natin kung hindi yun langawin. hahaha!

Anonymous said...

for the record HTML is Not a programming languange from the acronym itself it as a mark-up language

Anonymous said...

first time ko lang mabasa tong blog mo pare! funny tlaga pare! az in! lam mo pare, you should write a book! ;)

Anonymous said...

you my man is the FUCKING POSER... http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush/ Does this link remind you of anyone? Yeah, this was you... before you took all your fucking pretensions to this highest level. You even asked for internet cards from your girlfriend? Your girlfriend who according to you borders between Class A and B of the society. How poor can you get? I bet, you've got the most BOBO account in convergy's. One that would not require you to think, just being the bobo poser katutubo that you are will do.

Man you are pathetic, no wonder alot of people are worshipping your kabobohan, because you are UBER FUNNY.... we've never met a character like you and will probably never meet anyone like you in the years to come.

And you dare take on Jessica Zafra??? man, you really are bobo!

Anyway, keep doing what you're doing, konti lang ang bobong malakas ang loob dito sa Pinas.

jerjer said...

hahaha. dami ng violent reactions.

this is my second visit in your blogspot. the first thing i remember was im also one of those who violently reacted. even hated you for being weird.

but as i hurdled all those entries, i completely understand it now. what a bobo orcs pala me before. haha!

kudos!

Bunaker said...

How about making a movie of cofibean's lifestory? entitled "the Lifestory of the Uber Native Orcs" paging Mother Lily......Hellooooo pera to mother...dali

kumare said...

yo!pare.. you'r blog is so relaxing pare. i came straight from school, and i someone sent me the link to your blog.. thank God, it made my day..

patay said...

tangina mo juan! wala kang silbi. nakapagtrabaho ka lang sa callcenter akala mo kung sino ka na!

Anonymous said...

Inggit ako sa tinatamasang success ni 'cofibean' bilang manunulat.

--from a Hungry Young Writer

Lito Lapid said...

Mabuhay ka Cofibean

fidelitos cantonjos said...

Hahaha! nakita ko ung Juan na guy! haha! bakla pala siya na naka t-back! hahaha!

superspy said...

Ah.. Siya ba yung naka t-back na bakla na may BOYFRIEND na callcenter agent? sabi sa sources, the "Juan" guy and his callcenter agent boyfriend were planning to adopt their first child this october.

oneofthemasabut nottryinghardpasosyal said...

Someone, a not-so-close orc friend, ym-ed me ur link. at first i made no pansin kasi im so fucking busy at work, but then i was in badmood bcos of my stupid native officemates is messing with my aura so i decided to read your blog...YOU MADE ME LAFF COFIBEAN!... i liked it the very first time i made basa with your posts! hahaha

keep on posting! dont mind those stupid katutubos...

Andres Bukid said...

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Anonymous said...

Shet naman yung nagcomment before me. Psycho. Nyahaha! Asan yung dulo ng mitsa? Nasa pwet mo? Shet! Kaazar!

Anonymous said...

Tangina mo! Mamamatay ka din! Buhay ka pa sunog na kaluluwa mo sa impyerno dahil sa sama ng ugali mong hayup ka!

Ikaw ang bobo! tanga! inutil! may gana ka pang pagkakitaan tong site mo na walang kwenta?!

Gago!

Anonymous said...

If my english teacher saw this blog, she would skin you alive. I am not kidding.

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Thank you

Jigs said...

So enjoyed my first visit here! Coniotic to the max! Excellent!

Goodluck on your website plan!

Anonymous said...

wow pare, can't you like, speak in straight english man lang pare?
yup, i know, you don't have enough utak to make ONE STRAIGHT SENTENCE IN ONE LANGUAGE pare.
go to hell.

Anonymous said...

hey, 1st tym to read your blog! Long but exciting! It's spreading all over! Ofcourse, you know that... anyway, wheres your face pare? I'm amazed!

Anonymous said...

bakla ka ba?paksheet...kaya nman pala madalas ang bagyo sa Pilipinas dahil sa iyo...hahaha...

Anonymous said...

post mo lang mukha mo, hindi ka tatagal...

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Rachelle said...

it's my first time and you know what i enjoyed reading!!! promise... but wait,you require english speakers for your web designer but you can't speak straight english... hmmm. talk about superficial... im not criticizing just wondering...

debbiener said...

hilarious. you're a mean bastard and we love it. it's unfortunate that some people just dunno how to laugh.

Anonymous said...

not know how to laugh? cut the crap off man,his hitting below the belt. he's far off from being a comedian.
in my point of view i see no clown but an egocentric,trying hard and childish person.

are you gay?

Anonymous said...

titi ka b?

Anonymous said...

mukha kang etits!!

anonymous said...

cofibean siguro frustrated call center agent ka, di ka siguro nakapasa sa call center kaya nag sour graping ka. Di ka kc mkapag straight english. Parang language ng bakla yung blog mo. Sabi mo rich ka mabaho rin tae mo. Pag namatay ka kahit poor or rich ka ganun din yun uuodin karin, harharhar!!!!!!