Monday, August 28, 2006

Rich Gelati

Just got home dude from Amici di Don Bosco. I had pizza lang ang two scoops of rum raisin. I enjoyed sana my tambay there pare if it weren't for the kulit na anaks of our native neighbor. Of all times naman pare, why naman kasi kanina pa kami nagkasabay having dinner. Don't get me wrong pare, I have nothing against kids. It was just that those two brats na anak of our neighbor were really gifted lang in shutting down my aura. Just imagine pare, the pagtitimpi I made when I found out what the little piglet did to my car when I parked my car for saglit lang, when I came back, I found some drawings on my car na agad made with permanent marker! Eh I was making madali pa naman that time... Shit talaga the hassle that kid gave me that time pare. Good thing na lang my former driver Mang Tonyo knew what to do with the drawings.

So I was like making pigil lang talaga my temper kanina. Buti na lang I was able to hold my inis kanina towards the panget kids no. I was about to make tusok na sana with a fork yung eyes ng bratty girl when she hid under my table eh. Tapos I'll just act innocent na lang pare. Tutal she won't be able to recognize me na naman after the incident diba because she's bulag na.

So yun na nga diba? I had to cut my dinner short because I really can't stand those bratty kids running around the place tapos calling me "koya" pa! What the fuck?! As in the hell talaga!

I just called Mang Hilario na lang to take out the remaining pizza because I lost my appetite na pare. Good thing the yummy gelati kinda neutralized the bad vibes. Really nice... a glitterati eating a rich gelati. :)

Also, prior to making this entry pare, I've checked my ranking at pinoytopblogs.com. I found out that I'm only at the 52nd spot and that I have 4,933 unique hits with a total of only 8,335 hits for the month. I think their rating system is kinda sira pare. Because I have statscounter installed on my site and below are the weekly stats for my site. Now, I'm starting to wonder if the top 3 sites are the owner of that site. Just a wild thought lang pare. Scammers! Damn it. Probably I'll just remove na lang the button kasi its kinda making my site slow to load din.


And speaking about the site, I received na some design proposals. I am making timbang pa right now on which design firm I am going to acquire for the site. I dont want to settle for anything less kasi pare. Hirap na.

55 comments:

Gener said...

WAW! ganun lang talaga ang topblogs.... nag uupdate sila monthly... ewan ko lang siguro pag one month na saka mo lang makikita ang precise results.... ewan ko lang ah nde ko sure. Nde ko nga binibisita ug Top one dun eh...


Sana magupdate ka na ng layout... kating kati na ako makita yan! wahihihi

Anonymous said...

ikaw ba talaga si cofibean? bakit ang bait mo? tinusok mo na dapat yung mata nung bata pare.

Anonymous said...

aminin mo na lang kasi cofibean. hindi ka na kasing sikat gaya nung dati. ang bait mo na kasi eh. wala ka nang patama sa mga taga-callcenter. dapat dati mo pa ginagawa yung website mo. ngayon hindi na yan kikita.

Anonymous said...

tanong ko lang kung totoo sabi ng maid ng kapitbahay ninyo sa maid namin na si mang tonyo daw ay dati mong boyfriend? tapos may love triangle daw na nangyayari kasi daw ngayon ang like mo na ay si mang hilario. ano ba talaga ang totoo ate? suggestion ko tita, what if, daanin mo kaya sa measurement, who ever has the biggest thing sya ang win. baboosh!! anyway, love your site. you are super cool!!! sa mga kontrabida to cofi ang masasabi ko lang inggit kayo! mabuhay ang federasyon!

Anonymous said...

hi cofi, question ko when will you post your picture? and kwento ka naman ng something erotic, like your sex life, how often do you masturbate? how big are you? yung ganon ba...your blog admirer for life...more power!!!

Anonymous said...

gener tumigil ka dyan ha sa tawa pa lang na wahihihi bakla na! baka painumin kita ng ihi dyan! tsura mo lang! sa lahat ng negative kay cofi lahat kayo ay pangit, paslangin ang lahat ng taga call center. cofi for president! gener. bridesmaid ka lang, kaya tumigil ka sa kakagiggle baka pakainin kita ng tamud!

JK :) said...

Hehe. I can just imagine the tusok-fork scene. Hehe.

trixie said...

hi cofi, patsupa naman pleassseeee. malaki ba ang uten natin? i am serious ha. forever fan mo ako. love you!

Anonymous said...

gener. bakla ka....gusto mo lang machupa si cofi. tumigil ka nga baklaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

hello cofi, kaya you are making timbang which site you will pili cause you like the most tipid site para maka save ka so that meron kang bucks to make hada sa recto. baboosh!!

Anonymous said...

taga US ako. and i am new to cofi's site, just reading the earlier entry ay kumulo na ang aking blood to the max. he is always proud na nagiistarbucks sya for life. i know sa p.i. (philippine islands for you cofi kasi you are so bobo bakla) starbucks is like inumin ng rich pero here in the states pag nag starbucks ka, kakahiya and dyahe to the max why? it is so ordinary it is so nothing. i will never be caught dead drinking in that place. mocha frappucino is like 4 bucks, very very cheap. its like around 200 plus in P.I. money but still cheap here. so do not be impressed if starbucks to death itong baklang coffee. hindi sya status symbol. pag nag starbucks ka dito para bang nag pansitan ka kay aling banang...
to cofi. lumantad ka na bakla. chuchupain na lang kita! marami ka ba kung labasan?

Anonymous said...

gener. bakla ka baka kilitiin kita kakati kati pa dyan! eh humahada ka lang sa quiapo.

Rian said...

oh, so you were referring to rickey. sorry na lang ha, pero i like his site eh. he's a pinoy living in the US of A. he's really nice. im not surprise why he's on the top. as well as the pinoy rickey being on the top 10. he's just so good.

Anonymous said...

heyy what happened to Mang Tonyo pare? baket former driver? na-promote na ba to Yayo si Mang Tonyo?

Sir Loin said...

you seem to have mellowed down a bit pero laughtrip pa rin!

Anonymous said...

aaaawwww, you're getting boring na

Anonymous said...

ei cofi, correct mo spelling, it's gelato not gelati... dalian mo baka mabuking ka.

galing mo pa rin talaga!

baddkarma said...

cguro nga cila may ari nung site. keep it up!

terry guu said...

pare, ibalik mo na yung dating cofibean... miss ko na yung mga pang-aalipusta at pang-iinsulto mo...

Anninnokko said...

i love that gelati too :)

ASHiE & BoRA said...

cofi, kids will be kids.. i bet kaw din makulit ka nung bata ka pa.. :-P

still waiting for your book.. and updates.

take care, pare!

drew said...

sabihin mo, hindi mo lang afford ung bayad sa mga website designers... hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Gelati and gelato are the same.

Anonymous said...

I am your new avid reader. I got your weblog on some friends in the forum(abs-cbn.com). I had fun reading your entries! And I think the "katutubo" language is originally being spoke by you!
-nikkie

Anonymous said...

parang awa mo na, ibalik mo na yung dating cofibean. sobra ka nang bait eh.

Anonymous said...

potah cofibean, mang-away ka ulit ng mga taga-callcenter. ang bait mo na eh.

Anonymous said...

sira ka pala eh! monthly nag-u-update at nagre-reset ang pinoytopblogs. kaya accurate yun for the month of august. wala! panis ka kay bryanboy! panis!

Anonymous said...

Wow! Ang galing naman! 22,000+ hits in just a week! Ang galing! Sana ganyan din kadami visitors ko.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, ur on no. 32 na! Mukhang natakot na ibuko mo sila. Inangat ka tuloy. Ahihi.

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Anonymous said...

U are one pathetic loser asshole!

maldita said...

onga .. kakamiss nga ung dating cofibean :D

ano ba latest sa mga native orcs? ;)

dalaifollower said...

ANONYMOUS NA TAGA US :

TANGA NGA PALA !! TADO! WAG MO LAITIN ANG MOCHA FRAP DAHL GS2 KO YUN. CONSCIOUSNESS OF BRAND IS BLUNTLY DECLARING UR STUPIDITY OVER AND BEYOND MAX LEVEL...

TANGA KA BA?! SORI HA, HNDI AKO BAKLA PERO UR LINE OF THNKNG TELLS ME THE SIZE OF UR BRAIN ----

WOW! I CUD ACTUALLY DONATE A VIAL FOR UR BRAIN STORAGE. HAHAHAHAH

TADO! INOM KA NG KAPE PARA MGKA PULSO UTAK MO!

acy said...

medyo mabait ka yata ngayon---"mang hilario" hehehe!

Anonymous said...

daming balikbayan katutubo orcs na nag comment dito lately ah... ganun na ba talaga kalakas mga call center ngayon? kahit mga OFW nagsisibalikan na ata sa bansa eh....

Anonymous said...

hoy dalaifollower sa name po lang bakla na all over the wall! ikaw ang praning, bakit nasasaktan ka hindi naman hate comments ang pinost ko, that only means na ikaw ay boyfriend ni cofi. there you go. bakla ka talaga. baka ikaw ang bigyan ko ng vial dahil para isuksok mo ang tite mo dahil ganoon iyon kaliit. dalai dalai ka pa dyan baka dalaiyin ko iyang tite mo eh!

Anonymous said...

isa ka pa rin anonymous na nagsabi na maraming ofw dito, hindi ako ofw, dito ako lumaki sa US ever since pero marunong akong mag tagalog dahil kahit nandito ako pilipino pa rin ako. ikaw ang certified orcs! mabuhay si cofi!

Anonymous said...

sa anonymous na nagcomment na number 32, tumigil ka nga dyan sa kakaahihi mo, napaplastikan ako eh, papalamunin kita ng ihi ko!

Anonymous said...

hello..inggit ka lang sa aming taga states kasi ikaw taga baklaran. bakla bakla bakla. baka paluhurin kita sa asin sabay subo mo ng tite ko! papatalsikin ko lahat ng tamud ko sa bunganga mo. bakla. yes, ikaw ang tinutukoy ko na nagpost na maraing balikbayan katutubo orcs. pakyu!

Anonymous said...

sa nagsabi na panis si cofi kay bryanboy. baka ikaw ang panisin ko ng penis ko! tumigil ka nga dyan, humada ka na lang sa recto

Anonymous said...

mga balikbayan orcs talaga....

my fellow natives... wala akong pakialam kung sa states o saan mang sulok ng mundo pa kayo pinanganak, katutubo orcs parin kayo of the republic of the philippines.

magsibalikan nalang kayo lahat dito sa pinas wag na kayo magkalat ng lagim jan. nakakahiya eh pati ba naman presyo ng starbucks hindi ninyo tinantanan... may pa states states pa kayong nalalaman puro BAON SA UTANG naman mga tao jan including ung mga iniidolo ninyong mga kano. mayaman pa mga call center orcs sa inyo dito

better yet, mag head-to-head nalang kayo ng mga direct relatives ninyong local call center orcs para masaya :)

dalaifollower said...

ANONYMOUS NA TAGA STATES:

PSSSSTTT !! I LIKE HOW YOUR LITTLE BRAIN GETS ANNOYED . HIHIHIH


INCOMPARABBLY SMALL, UNMOISTURIZED !
AND TALAGA LANG HA LAKING STATES KA, JOLOGS MO MAGALIT.BWAAAHAHAHAHA

THNX TO COFI I FOUND JST THE PERFCT SUBJECT...SAN NGA BA BACLARAN? STREET ADDRESS NYO BA SA STATES YUN? :)

Anonymous said...

And iniinom ni Miranda Priestly sa "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" ay Starbucks Coffee. Sino nagsabing taga states daw sya na jologs yun? Eh international brand nga yun. And besides, according to cofibean, Starbucks daw is an evil corporation. Hindi ko na alam yung supporting statement nya tungkol doon basta nabasa ko lang yun dito before.

Sana kung magyayabang yung iba ay gawin namang kapani-paniwala. Hindi yung obvious na poser lang na nagtratrabaho bilang callcenter sa may RCBC, Peoplesupport, Sykes at Convergys Makati. Kakahiya kasi eh.

Anonymous said...

i agree with you. just watched the devil wears prada. at wala ako nakita na cheap brand na pinatronize dun sa movie... i wonder .... san sa states sya andun? sa bundok? maybe he haven't been to manhattan. tsk tsk

Ederic said...

Mukhang bumait na nang konti si cofibean pero malala pa rin ang awayan dito ah.

Daming anonimong walang anino at may mga na-time-space warp pa't tinatawag ang kapuluang pugad ng luha't dalita sa pangalang Philippine Islands. Ala ey, ganyan ba talaga sa Isteyts? :D

Anyways, nangungumusta lang, cofibean.

ken hidaka said...

ano ba ung site na to??? all about what.... life ni cofibean o pangaaway daw sa call center...

* diday kampupot * said...

syet, nagcrave tuloy ako sa gellato...

Anonymous said...

uber kayo mag-fight, like stupid orcs na.... nakakabitter kayo.
mejo nbawasan ang pagka-evil ni cofibean huh... keep it up!

Anonymous said...

tangina mga bading pala bumibisita dito. may pa devil wears prada pa!!! bat yan ang pinapanood nyo? bobo nyo movie yun. bakit kapag pinromote ang pepsi it means ba mamahaling drink na ang pepsi. ang babaw ng pagaaway nyo. depende lang yan sa taste ng buyer kung cofibean, starbucks or gloria jeans ba gusto nila. kaya please tigilan na ang mabababaw na usapan.

andrea said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This is really so mababaw! This site is my guilty pleasure! Just like watching The Apprentice and the Fifth Wheel or Cheaters! hahahaha!

The type of entertainment, i would deny enjoying it... Baka himatayin ako sa kahihiyan, if malaman ng mga friends ko at kahit ng hubby ko na i read this!

thanks cofi! this is fun

Anonymous said...

Hi1 I'm Mau a call center agent. Well, sobrang love ko kayong lahat nang nagpopost ng comments nyo about cofi as well as ung mga sinusulat ni cofi. It makes my day brighter kahit pagod ako sa shift mabasa ko lang laht ng comments nu cant help but laugh my head off!!! keep it up guys.. wag nyo kong aawayin ha!! Inaapreciate ko lang kayo. You simply rock my world

Anonymous said...

bakit what's wrong ba with people who make honest-to-goodness living by working in call centers? i mean valid siguro tirahin nyo yung mga taga-call centers na posers at walang modo. pero for a few, good call center peeps na nananahimik at trabaho lang na walang personalan --- give us a break. peace out.

Crisel said...

@ Anonymous Taga-US:
Uhm... Mary-kate Olsen's constant accessory is only a venti drink from Starbucks hello. It doesn't matter how cheap anything is, if you have class, you can get away with it. Kaya ka lang cguro scared to buy cheap things kasi it looks even cheaper on you.

And if you're so much better than everyone else, why get so affected by something like this right?

Mary-Kate and Starbucks:
http://socialitelife.com/images/marykatecoffe.jpg

Joe said...

http://www.cameronmoll.com/

Good designers. You have the money, right?

Anonymous said...

what i can say is that.. mali yung sinabi ng isang person na mali daw yung spelling na gelati... i mean.. i'm a flipino-italian.. tama lang parehas yung gelato and gelati.. it still means the same thing. ice cream.