Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Lord of the Rings Sequel?


Ok pare, I guess you are wondering whats up with the good boy image lately.... No - I'm not turning gay or anything pare. Hell no! Probably t'was because I'm getting lang a lot of good vibes for the past few days. And its uber coolness na naman pare to once again gain an instant access to my kaluluwa. When I've read nga my tarot kanina, I got the Two of Pentacles for the final outcome pare... meaning, there will be lotsa parties lang naman, social gatherings and happy celebrations of all kinds. Ciempre pare its not the BYOB-jologs-kind-of-basta-basta party lang diba? I'm not madamot naman pare to just keep my goodlooks lang all to myself. I have a puso rin naman to share my goodlooks to others no. To serve as an inspiration diba. Been missing na din kasi the club scene lately. All I did was work work work lang for the past few months. And its not righteous pare. As in totally uncool and unholy. Pero come to think of it, most of the club venues that I really liked pala are not from the pinas pare... Embassy (Taguig), NBC Tent (Manila), Club Asia (Tokyo), Cube (Tokyo), Gaspanic (Tokyo), Ageha (Tokyo), Club Areju (Tokyo), Velfarre (Tokyo), Venezia (Makati ** kinda dope on Tuesdays!), Gotham Club (California), Nuvo and Temple (Makati). So there! If you wanna check me out, go to those places. Who knows pare diba? You might get lucky. Yeah.. like ASA PA YOU! As in! Haha!

Actually dude the highlight nga pala of this entry was the movie I came across kanina while surfing the web. I mean WHAT. THE. FUCK!!! I laughed so hard I shit my pants pare! I'm not kidding... Go see for yourself what I mean.. Fucking creative genius whoever did this sequel of the Lord of the Rings. The director somewhat managed to exposed the orc fucktards at work.

[ Click here to launch pop-up movie. ]

Also to the pathetic natives who keeps on emailing me stuff and posting some death threats on my comment box... here's what I have to say -- I know you guys are bobo and all, but please lang no, go kill yourself na lang if my blog bothers you that fucking much... And if you monkeys are really that tapang, reveal yourselves and I'll be more than happy to teach you natives a lesson or two. Tangina. Obviously, you're nothing naman eh.

39 comments:

baddkarma said...

bagal ng connection ko d ko mapanood video...

anyway, keep up the good work dude! i really enjoy reading your blog.

God bless!

☻Orc Encyclopedia☻ said...

1. Balikbayan Overlords (B.O.) - "Transformed" international egomaniac orcs specially bred to "spread the word" all over the world.

Two classes of BO's:

1. Transformed OFW Class - work abroad, stay abroad, and live abroad for a better, brighter tomorrow. Redefined the phrase "Sugod mga Kapatid".

2. Interbreeding Class - evolved OFW class who interbreed to survive and later conquer (For a better, brighter tomorrow). The foreigners sure got their karma.

Current list of conquered countries:

1. I-stay(ts)
a. El "A"
b. Sam Pransisko
c. Nyuyok
d. Basta lugar na may isno
e. Basta lugar na may bitch

2. Kee-na-dah
3. Ows-trail-yah

ebantot said...

lolz, kakaaliw mgbsa d2! nakakatangal ng stress! haha, uber uber taenang mga words mo nakakaliw hahahah!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha... funny movie! Anyway, bakit ang bait mo? in love ka ba? Binasbasan ka ba ng Holy Spirit? Anung nangyayari sa iyo, cofi?

Bumalik ka na. Ipapatawas ka namin!

Anonymous said...

Chong, ano ba problema mo sa mga callcenter at bakit ba galit na galit ka? Wala naman kaming ginagawa sayo ah. Para sabihin ko sayo, ikaw ang salot sa lipunan. At ikaw ang karapat-dapat na tawaging orc. Sequel mo yun tanga. For all we knew, isa ka ring callcenter. Diba nga may kasabihan na the more you hate, the more you love. You probably hate the callcenter job because you actually love it. Medyo malabo pero I think gets mo na yun. And with reagrds to your blog. I think this is really pathetic. Nakakainis ang paran mo ng pagsusulat. Siguro hindi ka lang marunong magsalita ng complete English kaya ganun. Admit it dude, isa ka ring poser and commuter. Malamang nga ay nakasabay na kita sa isa sa mga jeepneys na sinakyan ko before. Kaya please lang tigilan mo na ito. Nakakainis lang kasi dude. Yun ay kung gusto mo pang mabuhay ng matagal.

Dork said...

TANG-INA KA! PAG NAKITA KITA SA AYALA, SASAGASAAN KO ANG PAGMUMUKHA MONG BADING KA! PINAGBALAAN NA KITA BEFORE NA TIGILAN NA ITO PERO TULOY KA PA RIN. UMIIGSI NG UMIIGSI ANG BUHAY MO TANGA! PAG NALAMAN KO LANG IMPORMASYON MO IPAPAHANTING KITANG BOPOLS KA. NAKAKAHAYBLAD KANG PAKSHET KA.

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Anonymous said...

ang bait mo na talaga cofibean. nawala na yung dati mong angas.

patroclus said...

hehe...great movie...bumabalik na ba ang dating cofibean?

komentista said...

ei cofi...

you're probably passing through a phase... siguro menopausal ka na kaya medyo nagbabait-baitan ka...

wondering talaga when the OLD cofi will surface na uli...

you're still getting death threats? talaga naman ha... kawawa ka... there are some people talaga who has brains narrower than a ballpoint that could not get the humor in your posts. you're just expressing your world view lang naman eh, di ba...

they're probabaly the ones who should be shot in luneta para naman they can be an example to the other people noh...

stop bothering cofi na kasi, you're probabaly just disrupting his aura kaya he's now not himself... akalain nyo, he thinks he has a soul pa?!

talaga lang noh...

Anonymous said...

I think call center people, are somewhat dorky?? no offense some were undergrads....And they let themselves be abused kaya...---pipaychun---

Anonymous said...

idol .. in ur last sentence before the link to the video clip:

"The director somewhat managed to exposed the orc fucktards at work."

it should be "managed to expose".

:)

Anonymous said...

i hate callcenter agents too hahahaa

they KNOW NOTHING except being a plain CALLCENTER AGENTS LANG ... scripted ung job ...

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Anonymous said...

waaah! bakit ganito na si cofibean? sobrang bait na!

tinos said...

hey,love u pare... my first time to read ur blog, really hilarious, ur so real and true. cofibean unmasked!

Anonymous said...

CALLCENTER AGENT IS LIKE KATULONG !!!! kaya kayo mga orcs sana indi na kayo nag graduate lolz nag aral nlang kayo mag yosi saka mag speak ng proper english at ang yayabang nyo pa ha!!! LALO NA YUNG MGA TAGA HSBC sa PBCOM tower HINDOT KAYO!! KAYo lagi ang cause of DELAY sa mga tao sa other companies. Dapat sa inyo dun nlang sa ALABANg sa main branch nyo mga PATAPON!!

Anonymous said...

ibang cofibean na nga to. mabait na. hindi katulad nung original na cofibean.

Anonymous said...

isa lang sa mga taong nagsayang magbasa ng walang kuwentang blog mo!

saludo ako sa katangahan mo!

Anonymous said...

VIEW KO ANG PROFILE NI COFIBEAN. ISA PALA SYANG "Office Boy". AHIHIHIHIH. BUKING!

Anonymous said...

hi cofibin!
kaw ba talaga yan? para kasing nagbago k na! ang bait m na ngaun! hindi naman as in mabait pero nagkapuso ng konti! have a nice day!

PeterNort said...

Geeez... people here have some real issues... cool blog pare! keep it up!

Anonymous said...

eh hanggang japan ka lang pala eh. cguro dancer ka dun dati kaya alam mo mga club dun. hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

..i don't see why people are sooo pissed off about the posts. i mean, just leave, di ba? kung ganun talaga kababa tingin nyo doon sa blog, stop reading.. di naman kayo pinipilit eh.

at least he isn't trying to please anyone. totoo sya.. unlike some people who go look-at-me-i'm-a-freaking-guardian-of-society.

besides, taglish is way more chic than pure english, i think. i did say that's only what i thought, so if you're going to go ballistic on me then fuck you. it's a fucking free country. losers.

Anonymous said...

i was shocked talaga pare when a friend introduced me your cool blog, as in major!!!

i can see your future in fact pare! you will be a literary icon, which is an added bonus pare to your glitterati tag. well pare, someday, literary works will be like this.

keep on working, keep on posting. though i sometimes get slightly offended by your writings, i still like it. it's funny as in pare.

you have the most fearless blog ever, which make it a good thing. keep it up pare. your efforts, your money, time, and effort will pay off. not to mention your bad-day encounters with those stupid orcs.

yeah, you should be thankful nga that you're not one of those stupid masa.

now, what if, God wants you to be?








i still love this site.kudos.

Krayola said...

I'd love to see the person behind the infamous cofibean. Good writer. ;)

dalaifollower said...

ANONYMOS WHO THINKS CALLCENTER JOB IS SCRIPTED:


HAHAHAHAHHA A SLAP TO YOUR FACE !!
IN FAIRNESS TO THOSE WHOM YOU DSLIKE, THEY HAVE A JOB AND YOU SOUND PERFCTLY UNEMPLOYED.

NEWS FLASH ! ANYTHNG BECUMS SCRPTD WHEN U LET UR LITTLE BRAIN STOP FUNCTIONING. DO U NEED A VIAL TOO FOR UR BRAIN?
GOOD DAY THEN!

Anonymous said...

hindi ka na yung dating cofibean. nagbago ka na. isa ka nang santo.

Anonymous said...

o my gadz! where in the world did you get that movie clip???!??
I like it! haha! can you tell me where to get those? Ü

Anonymous said...

kakatawa mga commenters dito! lalo na dun sa mga affected, they make use of those dumb blonde's words like "newsflash". baka may gestures pa yan ng "snap,snap,snap". Stufeed trying hard peeps talaga.

Be meaner and be badder nga cofi and feed them with words that will make those trying hards a crap in this world!

Go cofi, suportahan ta ka!

roi said...

astig. ang sumunod na stress reliever ko after bob ong.
mabuhay ka pare! hahaha!
at good luck na lang sa mga death threats. lolz!

Anonymous said...

my, good god! you are the best blogger in the world i bet your blog is more lupit even if simon cowell has his own blog i idolize you dude you the man!!!!! go you!!! like i get so irked when me and my dad are going to school and then i see these fucking ugly orcs ahhh it's like their skinning me alive this is so freackin' good as in pare ang angas mo, i mean the mahirap people and katulongs should just watching their stupid bitwing walang ningning or what ever and their so orcy talaga in the internet as if they'll make patay with each other just to stand up for GMA or ABS awwww i wish you write something about them!

inday said...

malupit ang blog mo! fictional! hahaha! pasosyal epek ka pa! ang elite pare pag nag english straight! hinde na nagtataglish!

anti-semitic said...

lupet parang burat! bakla lang daw ang pwedeng magsulat ng ganitong blog..
pero pwede na rin.. bored ako dito sa sydney kaya pagtitiisan ko to..

you're still my fellow PINOY! nasa 3rd world ka nga lang..

Anonymous said...

Um, the NBC tent is in Taguig. It's right beside The Fort Strip.

Anonymous said...

sapakan n lang para makita tunay n tapang mo! di puro ka dada at at post sa blog!!!!

Anonymous said...

sa anonymous na bobong nagsabi nito: they KNOW NOTHING except being a plain CALLCENTER AGENTS LANG ... scripted ung job ...

-like, DUH..... kaw kaya dito, noh.... i'll bet your nanay's pwet ya aint gonna last 1 short techie call with an uber irate caller... in fairness, there really ARE lots of orcs nowadays sa call centers. i mean, matagal na akong nasa call center, which kinda explains my uber big sweldo (the reason why i stick sa job. katamad na kse mag adjust ulet sa ibang fields... hehe...). in the old days, cool mga tao here. but then the business boomed. tapos... POOF!! imburnal-smellin jologs posers were able to infiltrate the once hip scene. those damn recruitment dorks of the HR arm of the companies kse just wanted to reach the agent quota demanded by the clients, kaya khet MEJO OK lang ang aura en intellect nung applicant eh hired na. DUH!! pathetic. dapat sama-sama sila with the baho-orcs mabalatan ng buhay tapos i-bilad sa araw, eh.
besides... wala lang....

lukaret said...

Hi, ka ano-ano mo si Kris Aquino? hahahaha!!! Bakit taglish ka ng taglish?