Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The Jedi Night

I'm still at the office now pare, just reviewing some papers lang for the Mancom tomorrow. I need kasi to revise pa some data my dumb secretary inputted to some reports. Buti na lang I'm that good pare to notice some errors on her grammar no. I mean, I'm not boasting or anything pare but I think her grammar sucks talaga. As in major! So now, as a consequence of her kabobohan, I need to check pa everything. I don't want kaya to give the impression that I hired a stoopid secretary to the managers and board members a.k.a. my family.

So yun na nga diba? I need to stay this late sa office because of her stupidity tapos there's no one pa to buy cofi for me. Manong guard lang kasi ang the only person left at the lobby. Katakot naman to ask him to buy coffee for me at Starbs Standard or Coffeebean Convergys. Scary kasi the pores of that guy. Not to mention pare kadire. As in Starwars talaga pare -- literally THE PORES IS WITH HIM! Plus factor pa na he also looks stupid. I'm just worried lang na he'll buy blend 45 from 7-11 instead of an iced, decaf, triple grande, hazelnut, nonfat, no whip, mocha or nonfat vanilla cup of chino from starbs. Kaya naman I had no choice but to buy it for myself kanina pare.

Starbs was kinda like puno with orc-like jologs kanina so I decided to buy na lang from Coffeebean Convergys. Even though I see that place as Mordor pare, I still like the place because its like laging walang laman. Good thing the orcs realized na the place was really not intended for them and that the primo coffee sold at that place does not fit their katiting na budget no.

Pero take note pare ha, my journey to coffeebean was really that hirap din for me. Hirap din kasi to just focus sa daan on my way to that place because of the pakalat-kalat na mga orcs sa Ayala, sporting their ukay-ukay winter collection. It's kinda funny din in a way to see them. I mean, if I am wearing a passe collection of a faux branded line, I won't be smiling and be as glad as they were kanina. I just thought na lang to myself, "Wow pare, so kadire naman their outfit. Good thing I'm not like them no."

Well I guess thats all na muna for now pare. Still have to finish checking the reports pa. Will update you na lang about the arrangements we are doing with the design companies.

104 comments:

robborabbit said...

is the PORES really with him ba pare? hehe. tsaka meron pa rin bang blend 45 hanggang ngayon? natawa naman ako dun. naalala ko kasi si susan roces pa ata ang huli nilang endorser. at matagal nang hindi active sa commercials si susan roces. hahaha!

Anonymous said...

oo meron pang blend 45

Anonymous said...

wow pare as in that kadiri the face of the guard? dapat u make sagasa him na lang no! then u make halakhak like cherry gil and then make karipas the car! dapat din u make sagasa also the native orcs in ayala like bowling pins pare para enjoy davaaaaaaahh?!

Anonymous said...

duh.Don't you think it's ironic to talk about noticing other people's bad grammar, when you yourself wrote INPUTTED in your blog?! There's no such word pare, that's so wrong! Take note of your tenses and subject-verb agreement. I'm no teacher, but I know when someone messes with grammar. And you are doing such great insult to the English and Filipino languages with the way you write. Did you even go to school? Too bad the conio school you went to did not teach you well enough to equip you with good everyday english. Baka naman kase dyan ka lang sa tabi-tabi nag-aral at nagfifeeling social ka lang?!

TeaLeaf said...

I think you kinda wrongly used the past tense of "input" (not inputted) there pare.
By the way, try the Tea Lattes from CBTL. They're good, especially Chai. You may also opt for NSA lattes.
Ciao pare!

Anonymous said...

My gawd! Nakakaaliw naman ang iba dito.. Ang galing magcorrect. Ahihi. Guys, merong "inputted" sa English dictionary. Go find its meaning at the link below --

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/inputted

Hope walang napahiya.

To Mr. Cofi, parang medyo light ata ang Aura mo ngayon ah. Not the usual cofibean I used to know.

Anonymous said...

bakla ka nga...LRG ka talaga...

* diday kampupot * said...

laftrip! hahahaha! :) may the PORES be with you ampots...

and to those who get pissed with this coño boy's writings, check out the Disclaimer on the upper right hand corner of his page. naaaks, pinagtanggol! eh kasi...

marco said...

Anonymous said...

duh.Don't you think it's ironic to talk about noticing other people's bad grammar, when you yourself wrote INPUTTED in your blog?! There's no such word pare, that's so wrong! Take note of your tenses and subject-verb agreement.


wahahahahaha! nagmarunong na naman yung isa dito. may INPUTTED, gago!

I'm no teacher, but I know when someone messes with grammar. And you are doing such great insult to the English and Filipino languages with the way you write.

tama ka. hindi ka nga teacher. nakakita ka lang ng PUT akala mo PUT na rin ang past tense. ang tanga-tanga mo! wahahahahaha!

AndresBukid said...
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Anonymous said...

so funny that people take this blog so seriously. admittedly, there may be some parts of this blog that's irritating but its obviously written satirically.

btw, there's "inputted" in the dictionary, you guys should check it out - meron naman online dictionary so if you're writing comments, it'd be easy to pop another screen & go to merriam-webster online.

Anonymous said...

ganon ba dapat lagi?.. lahat dapat tama?.. nakakatakot tuloy mag-post ng ingles.. pinupuna kasi ang lahat..

Anonymous said...

Ang nakakaaliw lang dito, yung mga nagcocorrect ay mali din. Hay buhay nga naman!

Anonymous said...

*sigh* ... pipol make galit if we make seryoso this blog... well.. right now im not really taking it seriously ... and when i started to not take it seriously .. i was bored =( *sigh*

Bring back the Old Cofibean ! ...

maybe you make ubos na ur ideas...

teepsee said...

hahaha!

pare, more! =)

Anonymous said...

hey, thanks for approving my friendster invite!
sana u make madami and more blogs
about your SUPERLIFE!
suggest me lang, why don't you make a post about your high school and college days, when the call center orcs are not yet existent, or maybe your dream society....where the orcs aren't part of it...
suggestions lang

nymphathetic said...

grabe bat ba palagi daming "maasim" dito ahaha ang tataray.. as if naman na ganun talaga pinaggagagawa ni cofi sa totoong buhay, kung ganun nga cya.. aba may sumaksak na dyan at hindi na cya nkakapagpost pa sa blog nya noh.. ahahaha!! enjoy nyo na lang ung mga posts nya, wag masyado puro negative ung iniisip nyo, dadami wrinkles nyo. lolx!

Go Cofi, can't wait sa new look ng blog mo, anu kaya un mukang starbucks or CoffeeCon. hihihi

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

ganon ba dapat lagi?.. lahat dapat tama?.. nakakatakot tuloy mag-post ng ingles.. pinupuna kasi ang lahat..


ok lang naman mag-post ng ingles. ang pinupuna dito yung mga nagmamarunong na mag-correct na mali naman. hahaha! ang bobo.

Krayola said...

mas todo halakhak ako sa mga previous archives mo. busy ka ngayon no hahaha

Anonymous said...

Heinaku! Why take it seriously ba? Affected masyado? Just let it be noh? Don't you think he's all that galing na to get the attention of the masa? For all we know eh he's just laughing his heart out nlng because of these violent reactions eh, whatchoothink?

Anonymous said...

Your comment has been saved and will be visible after blog owner approval. ---hahaha! Eh kahit nmn pla etong blogger na to wrong grammar eh. haha! Katawa talga d affected ones pare.*^^*

Anonymous said...

onga .. nakakatawa ung mga feeling grammar police. Take note: may effort pang mag english all the way .. mali naman! lol. buti na lang u decided na magpaka-anonymous. lol. Super FUNNY Ka! nyahahah! "THAT's SO WRONG!" wahahahha!!!

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tealeaf said...

anonymous said...
My gawd! Nakakaaliw naman ang iba dito.. Ang galing magcorrect. Ahihi. Guys, merong "inputted" sa English dictionary. Go find its meaning at the link below --

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/inputted

Hope walang napahiya.

- Yeah, you're right. It really is in the "dictionary". But the way it was used is quite inappropriated. As to the URL above, it speaks to itself that the word "inputted" is used under the field of Computer Science. Hence, it is a jargon.

Anyway, I don't want to prolong this argument. It's cynical.

Just enjoy CofiBean's amusingly infamous blog.

psyche said...

COFIBEAN, SUGEST KO LNG, Y DNT U EXHAUST UR CREATIVITY AND GAWA KA NG WEBSITE MO DESIGN BASURAHAN NA PUNO NG ICE CREAM WITH KAPE PURO TOPPING. HAHHA WALA LANG. it'll be fun, pwede na pang PG10 rating mo.

AND IF MONEY DOZNT MATTER TALAGA AND ALL ABOUT CREATIVITY AS U CLAIMD THEN GIVE IT UR BEST SHOT, THE ORCS BELIEVE IN YOU.

GO GO U CAN DO IT COFI BIN!

☻Orc Encyclopedia☻ said...

I enjoyed this place so much and now I'm a fan! I've taken the liberty of posting an "Orc Encyclopedia" categorizing each kind of orc based on the articles of Mr. Cofi. Maybe there should be an offcial section in this blog decribing each and one of them... just a suggestion =) That should be interesting...

1. Fashion Orcs - The ukay-ukay "Fashionista Orcs". Everywhere they go turns into a catwalk of old-stock, "faux branded" apparel. It's supposed to make them look "cool", "hip", "chic", and "trendy". Does not understand the wisdom in "buy what you can afford", "there's no sin in wearing unbranded clothing", and "magpakatotoo ka".

2. Bobo Orcs - The name speaks for itself. They're the most intellectually challenged breed. Has a very low capacity to comprehend. Lacks ethics. The most likely bunch to rant and shout out vulgar crap like "pak you tangina mo fucktard bitch". Jologs. Victims of society. "Makikitid ang utak". Must NOT be dealt with seriously.

3. Grammar Orcs - Native english grammar "experts" of the Republic of the Philippines who would point out and correct the slightest error they could find. One would usually tell them to "get a life".

4. Balikbayan Orcs - The "Evolved Orcs". Nakatapak lang abroad "transformed" na sila into caucasians... and that makes them "cool" and one step above the rest. Knows everything about Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, but supposedly hasn't the single slightest clue about Saudi and Japan.

5. Mountain Orcs - A more general term for all social climbing idiots who tries extra hard "just to fit in". "Call Center Orcs" fall under this category.

6. Cyber Orcs - They're everywhere making themselves known to the world via WWW.... "Pinoy Style". Great way to make the country proud...

7. Techno Orcs - Orcs possessing cutting-edge technology. Can be seen walking around with the latest Nokia gadgets with them. Usually hangs around the nearest "Nokia-for-Food" tiangge "trading station". Everywhere they go turns into a disco of ringtones. But ok lang "surround sound" naman eh especially in starbucks, since they're all around you.

8. The Good Orcs - Those capable of accepting reality as it already is. The ones who are beginning to see the REAL WORLD in contrast to an ephemeral, fantasy one. Orcs willing to live in a place where a superficial "Orcish Zeitgest" won't be needed anymore. Those willing to become real humans in short.


Any suggestions and/or additions to this are most welcome. Bato-bato sa langit kapag tinamaan huwag magagalit....

Anonymous said...

I think the disclaimer only encourages people to read and comment. Some people kasi are drawn to the negativity of things, so when you tell them not to read it, the more they want to do it. Parang ako. Haha :) Pero nga, parang hindi ata naiisip ni cofibean kung ano pinagsasabi nya. He is too harsh to natives or orcs or whatever he wants to call them. No one is perfect, and what makes us human is our imperfection. Besides, it's because of the orcs that he has a job and money to waste. But whatever, freedom of expression rules :)

Anonymous said...

baka naman kaya he decided to edit kase it's in pure english and not taglish?! haha :D nakakatuwa lang na ang mag-eedit e ndi naman makapagsulat ng diretsong english sa blog nya.

Anonymous said...

Kaabang abang talaga mga comments dito kay cofibean. laging may bagong topic. Dapat commentbean na lang gawin mo kasi mas interesting pa yung comment kaysa sa blog mo!!!

Anonymous said...

kaya very interesting ang blog na ito ay dahil maraming nag rereact. Galing mo cofibean, nahuli mo ang kiliti ng masang orcs.

Anonymous said...

lahat ng sentence at wording mo sa blog ay mayroong critics. Ibalik mo na yung dating cofibean at parang nagiging normal na yung blog mo. Tirahin mo pa yung mga Callcenter orcs na yan.

patay said...

oo nga cofibean! tirahin mo ulit lahat ng bobo orcs na nagtatrabaho sa call centers! mamatay na kayong lahat mga posers!

Bunaker said...

Tealeaf, saan mo naman nakuha ang "inappropriated" na word? Hindi "appropriate" ung comment mo sa mali ng ibang orcs.

"Yeah, you're right. It really is in the "dictionary". But the way it was used is quite inappropriated. "

☻Orc Encyclopedia☻ said...

Here's more crap:

1. Baho Orcs - Let's face it, they're everywhere.

2. Undead Orcs - Graveyard shift call center night-dwellers who never fails to flaunt their hard-earned "riches" in Starbucks during their "day-offs". Parang hindi Pilipino at wala sa Pilipinas kung gumalaw... patay patayan nalang basta "cool" and all for show.

3. Patay Gutom Orcs - Victims of society who chose to remain lazy whining bastards or even worse, opt to victimize and exploit their "kapwa's" for their short term comfort. Let me stress out the difference between them and the REAL less fortunate ones.

4. Cute Orcs - There's no such thing.

5. Orc Warriors - Orcs na akala mo kung sinong model o artista kung gumalaw lalo na kapag kaharap ibang ordinaryong tao... pero mukhang "MANDIRIGMA" naman.

Anonymous said...

you should get your own cbox na pare para uber happening na talaga tong blog mo. whatchathink pare?

Anonymous said...

Kayung mga Call Center Orcs sana indi na kayo nakapag aral nag aral nlang kayo mang ingles at kung paano mag yosi ng tama HAHAHAHAA!!!! ORCS!

blacksword said...

@orc encyclopedia

you forgot the most prolific orcs today. of course, they're branded by our dear cofibean as callcenter orcs. if you won't provide a definition, then I'll be more than happy to give one ;).

☻Orc Encyclopedia☻ said...

@blacksword

Yeah, I dare not say bad words. If ever it is possible to accurately describe those "divine beings", be my guest. They're a complicated bunch.

Speakin of which, I think I ran across a bunch of em leaving their stupid CC hive which was along a service road connecting to Acacia Ave.,MBP this day lang. Ayaw tumabi sa kalsada ng mga loko kahit may side walk naman na malaki... as if flashing their stupid Nokias are gonna give them the right to own the road. I gave them a short honk to let them know that I was gonna pass by. Then tinignan pako ng masama and continued walking as if no one's using the damn road! Then after a few seconds they slowly, "gracefully" stepped up the sidewalk like angas style pa while texting... dedma pa mga loko... wish I would have done something to piss them off, but then again not worth it eh...

How does one describe those fine, shiny happy people?

Another addition:

1. Kupal Orcs - Ignorant beings born for the sole purpose of pissin people off and nothing else. Mga kulang sa breeding.

Anonymous said...

miss ko na ang panlalait mo sa mga callcenter orcs.

Anonymous said...

um, wat does orc mean? u lost me @ orc

Anonymous said...

wow pare! uber sikat ka na nga! up 709 places ang blog mo sa pinoytopblogs. congrats pare! ngayon malalaman na talaga kung sino mas sikat sa inyo ni bryanboy. bring out the good stuff pare. make lait na bryanboy para fun!

gEnOs@iD said...

wow! ambait mo na ngayon cofibean ah! akalain mong nagtyaga kang ayusin yung grammar ng secretary mo para lang hindi ka masabihang nag hire ng bobong secretary? parang hindi ikaw yan ah! ambait bait mo na...

...panay good vibes siguro ang natatanggap mo lately ano?

TINA said...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYCOTT NYO NA ANG BLOG NI COFIBEAN. OBVIOUS NAMAN NA PINAGTATAWANAN LANG NYA ANG MGA NAG CO COMMENT SA BLOG NYA. PANIS NA ANG CONCEPTO NYA AT GUSTO LANG NYANG PAGKAKAKITAAN ANG BLOG NA ITO.

gEnOs@iD said...

Anonymous said...
ganon ba dapat lagi?.. lahat dapat tama?.. nakakatakot tuloy mag-post ng ingles.. pinupuna kasi ang lahat..

5:15 AM
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hindi kailangang laging tama. ang lesson na makikita mo sa blog na ito ay ang mga katagang "Magpakatotoo ka!", so just be yourself at wala na silang pakialam kung may mali sa grammer mo, etc.. Kung i-correct ka man, verify their correction. Baka mamaya, correct sila ng correct, mali rin pala yung correction nila, okay? Pinakamaganda nyan ay gamitin ang wikang pinakagamay mo. Hindi payabangan ng English Skills ang blog na ito.

Ang with that said, wag kang mahiyang gumamit ng wikang Ingles. Eh yung mga Chinese, Japanese, at Korean nga, hindi nahihiya kahit wrong grammer/pronounciation sila eh, ikaw pa, na isang Pilipino, ang mahihiya? At wag rin mahiyang gumamit ng wikang sariling atin. Malapit na ang Quezon Day, at linggo ng wika...

Ang sarap naman maging bobo paminsan minsan...

UkayUkay lvr said...

I think orcs are people from south orcsidental -- waaaay down south.

Kiko said...

This blog really make may day na naman. At champion na naman ang linyang " the PORES be with you " bwahahahahhahahahahahaha, panalo ka na naman!

Anonymous said...

haha, kakatawa nman dito..nagpapaniwala kayo kay cofibean, i don't think this is his real personality...for i think nobody with this mentality could ever exist...guys he just wants attention! well cofibean, good job! You've gotten yourself a lot of fans...i'm certainly not one of them though... hehe

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☻Orc Encyclopedia☻ said...

Orc - A humanoid monster created (as fiction) by the author J. J. Tolkien. They would play the role of mythical warrior beings for his book (Lord of the Rings)

- However, the term was incorporated locally (in the Phils.) and applied as a form of modern jargonistic slang; "The baho katutubo Orcs in Starbucks"

Classic Orc

Modern Day Orc

Classic Katutubos

Modern Day "Gangsta" Balikbayan Katutubos

An entire baranggay of Bobo Orcs riding ontop of a soon-to-be scrap metal Orc Mobile

orc_hater said...

yuck nman d guard. u buy him nman some facial wash kc super kadire nman kpg gnun. kadiri tlg xa as in super. or cud u mke him dla to vicky belo nlng 2 make tanggal dose yuckiness?kc like eeeewness e.mura lng nman un e, kesa nman ur mamang guard is like eewness 2 d max..

i.know.u.love.me said...

just buy n lng the guard a mask para d m0 n mkta his face...or maybe just a wear a blindfold para d k na ma irritate with his kadiring mala jedi na face...wahaha!

Anonymous said...

Any artistic expression doesn't deserve correction. Kanya-kanyang style and technique yan, so wala ng pakialamanan. Kung magko-correct kayo, wag sa blog o personal journals, pumasok kayo sa mga publihing house baka makakuha pa kayo ng trabaho.

Cofi, you are one of those pure-breed artist. Saludo ako sa iyo.

Medyo maganda aura mo ngayon ha, may sapi ka ata. Ibalik mo na ang dating cofi.

Anonymous said...

Natutuwa ako sa blog mo... but i'm not really taking everything seriously. Hindi naman ako magcocomment para pagsabihan ka. May Nanay ka naman siguro. Matanda ka na. May notion ka na ng morality and all that stuff.

Pero tanong lang... r u really this conio? as in? truly?

Kasi my friend & I analyzed ur blog tapos feeling namin satirical ung approach mo. Or talagang ganito ka lang talaga...

Oh well... God bless na lang sayo... Naway matagpuan mo ang peace and quiet in this cruel & ugly world.

Anonymous said...

ei hi.. y do you call dem orcs baho,, am i ryt,,? somebody sent u'r link to me and i find it so conio...and unfair eru free ka naman to say whatever you want gusto ko lng magcomment.. Ü ehehe.. anyways un lng dumaan lng sa site mo..

Anonymous said...

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Up 711 Make Poverty History Banner
Make Poverty History Comments: 0 Certified glitterati from Makati. A commoner of all the chichi places. Simply suave and primo. The envy of many. Adonishingly fantasmo... Yep. That's me pare. Motto: "Make Poverty History!" -- Don't know why? Probably because ur stoopid that's all.

Grabe, up by 711 ka na cofibean. Galing mo talaga. Mag thank You ka naman sa aming mga readers sa next blog mo at hindi puro pagkutya.Sikat ka na talaga....

Anonymous said...

Kayung mga CALLCENTER AGENT, sana indi na kayo nag tapos ng college or highschool nag aral nlang kayo mag ingles at paano sumagot ng TAMA sa telepono, at paano maging telephone operator hehehehe mga callcenter ORCS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah right... you airhead... nothing in between your ears it seems... post your family's assets and liabilities and lets see how much your worth... you trying hard scum...

Anonymous said...

^ hehe. masyadong affected to. :P

Anonymous said...

BAKLA yung may ari ng blog sa pagsasalita pa lng eh halatang halata na. My orc na nakapasak sa puwet yan kaya ganyan maputak BAKLA BAKLA BAKLAAAAAHHHHHH

dodong mandirigma said...

BAKLA yung may ari ng blog sa pagsasalita pa lng eh halatang halata na. My orc na nakapasak sa puwet yan kaya ganyan maputak BAKLA BAKLA BAKLAAAAAHHHHHH

Anonymous said...

obviously, cofibean wants to generate income for his blog. the shift to a well designed one means something, haha.

Anonymous said...

grabe! mas nakakatawa pa basahin yung mga comments dito. mag-away ba sa blog ng ibang tao? hahaha!

patay said...

Anonymous said...

yeah right... you airhead... nothing in between your ears it seems... post your family's assets and liabilities and lets see how much your worth... you trying hard scum...


kawawa ka naman. mamatay ka sa inggit bobo orc!

lia said...

THE PORES IS WITH HIM! <--- LOVE IT!

bernardo10 said...

hi pare, just wondering... are you a member of the BadingerZ club?

Randy said...

so glad may update ka...

Dos Ocampo said...

blend 45 is still alive. under parin yun ng gokongwei owned urc.

* diday kampupot * said...

yeah you should get a cbox/tagboard/flooble/W! ;)

Anonymous said...

Ang astig mo, panget! XP

Anonymous said...

Winter collection sa PI? kind of weird and simply pathetic. What's with SB anyway, I noticed though coffee sa Starbucks PI sux..and you call it coffee...?

Anonymous said...

hanep. da best ka cofi.

Anonymous said...

lolz, ktawa ka ah...

SOSYALERA said...

coffeebean is for masa kaya. ditto with starbucks. if you can really afford it, you should be drinking your coffee at hotel bars or restaurants.

ESP said...

In fairness to Cofi, he was correct in using "inputted" in the context of the statement. Check Merriam Webster Online.

Tracy said...

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Anonymous said...

wow pare! number 64 ka na sa pinoytopblogs. di ka na ma-reach pare.

Anonymous said...

gusto ko mag comment pero tagalog na lang baka kasi masita ako dito eh, hehehehehe...

anyway, sana madami ka pang ma post. para mas madami ka pang maaliw.

=)

Anonymous said...

Tracy said...

well i must say i liked bryanboy better than you.. i mean his blogs are better.. tsk tsk :D


then, anong ginagawa mo dito?????

Orc_slayer said...

hhmmmm can i add something to the ORC definition collection?


Unsung Orcs: Orcs that lazily dwell within feeling-elite people. These orcs stay asleep dormant and sealed like a monster within their hosts. They express their existence thru subliminal medium when their hosts are angred or agressed. Their hosts usually refuse to realize their existence, thus projecting an ill-mannered character against other types of orcs. Unsung orcs are the worst type as they tend to revolt against their kind.


hehehe

My conclusion? there is an orc within cofibean.

AMEN

Anonymous said...

I Think your cute...

☻Orc Encyclopedia☻ said...

@orc_slayer

1. Unsung Orcs - "The Orc Within". Manifests itself within a chosen host like a "possession" when triggered by the right circumstances. An example of this would be the countless vitriolic criticisms of the Cofibean persona against the orcish kind, usually triggered by a much diminished countenance for an ever-growing foul "orxist" society. As a result, he subconsciously acts like one himself.

2. Orc Mobile - Jeepneys, Tamaraw FXs, Bus Liners, the bulok PNR locomotives, MRT, LRT all the way up to INUTANG or 2nd hand low end BMW's, Chedengs, Land Cruisers, etc.

3. Orclings - bata pa lang tinuruan na maging napaka hayop na orc ng kanyang mommy and daddy orc.

Perhaps we all have "orcish" tendencies just waiting to manifest itself at some point in our lives given the right setting and opportunity. I would say Andres Bonifacio was a "Bobo Orc Katutubo" who forever changed people's lives and made a big difference as opposed to the illustrado hero Jose Rizal who was well educated and all that. Who knows maybe it might even be okay to beceome one every once in a while for the common good... Becoming too damn refined is just not consistent with the notion of being "human".

Just a thought...

Anonymous said...

ang tagal mo namang mag-update pare. when are you going to update ba?

Anonymous said...

tanong ko lang kay dodong, gano kalaki ang tite mo? keep up the good work kuya cofi.

leslie said...

cofi describe mo naman ang self mo. and tell us about your inches..

Lex The Sex said...

badtrip to ah. paslangin nato.

blogger.gurl said...

It's my first time to read this site. my sis recommend it to read this. It is hilarious. Well, anyways, blend 45? it's like that coffee brand is manufactured a decade ago? pa yon di ba? I like the blogs...

BADCoLA said...

ibang klase ka talaga. nakakainis na nakakatuwa. plus.. pinagkakaguluhan ang comment box. i bet you're laughing your ass off just by reading their comments.

=D

mabuhay kayong lahat.

danniel said...

orc_slayer asal bakla ka ha. kumakain ka rin ba ng cum? ang pikon ay talo!

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

somebody point me to a more interesting blog, pls? im bored reading bryanboy.com and cofibean

enks!

Zedko said...

antagal nman ng site mo! can't wait! lalo ng maraming maiinggit sayo cofibean! hahahaha!:p

VegasFilAmGuy said...

I first learned about jologs, promdis, socials, astigs, social climbers, blah blah blah (now orcs? coined probably by another orc since it takes one to know one) on my first visit to the Philippines. I guess I belong to the Balikbayan ORCganization, since I was born there. But who freakin' cares where you're from. You are who you are. If you think about what others say about you, then they control you. But then again, we are talking about Filipinos; it's in their freakin blood to be conscious everytime.

For someone who likes so much to put down others because they are different, that person is covering his own insecurities. I think Pinoys are the most insecure people in the world. Most Passionate too. These are just my observations; may not necessarily be true.

So yeah, I don't really care if someone calls me a jolog, social, promdi, astig, putang ina (wahooo, I can swear in Tagalog), social climber, or a freakazoid orc. Call me what you want. I could care less. I have my own life, my own style, my own personality. Damn, why do I sound like I'm tryin to defend myself here. Ha ha.

But yeah, I gotta give it to this blogger. I actually enjoy the sarcasm. Sometimes funny, sometimes irritating, but at least more witty than others.

YOU GUYS WANT MORE SARCASM? BUT LESS TAGALOG, LESS PINOYISH, LESS BOBO. VISIT ME!

roxy said...

go cofibean! you rocks!

Anonymous said...

"THE PORES IS WITH HIM!"

wooooo!... =)) laughtrip.

wahaha..!! nababaliw na siguro si cofibean.. andaming nagkokomento..kesyo ganito ganyan... hehe..

may naiinis.. may natatatawa... meron naman.. parang wala lang [parang ako]


ang tagal...

cofibean ... MORE!!! MOOORE!!!

leslie said...

tanong ko lang kay zedko, bakla ka ba? good work cofi! cheers!!!

David said...

hi this is one of the most unique and most fun blogs that i have ever read

i love your blog, to keep things short and i have linked you up in my site

david

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thanks and good luck alaways

Anonymous said...

VegasFilAmGuy said...

I first learned about jologs, promdis, socials, astigs, social climbers, blah blah blah...

YOU GUYS WANT MORE SARCASM? BUT LESS TAGALOG, LESS PINOYISH, LESS BOBO. VISIT ME!


wahahahaha! ang dami-dami pang sinabi magpo-promote lang pala! puntahan niyo na guys. kawawa naman. hahaha!

Anonymous said...

laaaf trip pare

Anonymous said...

pare, no such word as inputted..
the past tense for put is put..
(concern citizen lng pare)

Anonymous said...

damn it may inputted nga eh...you guys are so kulit... it means to put or store into data such as a computer... so bobo talaga the one's who corrected.. go to school!!! and the sentence patterns!! "And you are doing such great insult to the English and Filipino languages with the way you write." sheesh! it's better to say and you are greatly insulting the english and filipino language...etc,. don't correct people if your grammar stinks din naman...i greatly suggest going to miriam (if you're a girl) ateneo or la salle..those are the best schools..or if you are loaded naman people go to a school in the US or england then you'll know when to correct other people's grammar... dear lord..i'm getting to worked up it's messing with my chi..time for yoga..toodles!

Luis said...

nah .... not LA SALLE for English!!!!

cherry said...

Hi I don't live in Manila but I find the orcs and jologs debate very interesting...can someone tell me what is the difference between the orcs and the jologs??

BrattyGirl said...

fine i stand corrected..wag lasalle..pero dami cute guys dun ha! :)

Anonymous said...

For someone who is trying to convince the world that he is rich, gorgeous, and everything there is.. you do make a bad impression. Favourite word mo is "PARE". Parang lasing ka na nasa kanto na di ko maintindihan. Pasensya ka na, masyado ka lang pintasero eh ang mukha mo nga tinatakpan mo... Ngayon lang din ako nakakita ng lalakeng ganyan ka arte sa kape. Or baka naman talagang di lalake... Tama...
Isa kang BAKLA. Goodluck sa iyo, Charing!

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