Thursday, July 27, 2006

Your life's purpose.. Revealed!

Ok pare, been very busy na naman for the past few days because of the uber daming paperworks I need to finish pa. Shit kasi the bagyos that made pahangin here sa Pinas for the past couple of weeks.


Ok lang sana if it obliterated all of the squatter areas together with all the baho inhabitants... kaso hindi pare eh. Kasi naman, when I passed by coastal road yesterday with my stoopid driver, all of the native barong-barongs were still there. How I wished na it got all swept away na lang by the strong winds that came with the bagyo diba pare? Para I dont have to cover pa my nose when passing through that part of the metro. (Yes pare. The stench was really that lakas to penetrate pa inside my car with all the windows closed na. I mean, those natives really have to invest na for a decent comfort rooms no. Kawawa naman kasi the creek alongside the road, it was really fufu-infested na! The hell talaga pare.) Funny pa pare one house I saw near the Naia-Macapagal intersection, it was really nipis talaga! It was like one fathom lang if you made it sukat... as in! Not only that pare, it has 3 storeys pa! I mean, are they trying to make patawa ba? I wondered nga if they have stairs pa inside or they use vines na lang to go up and down that house. Sabagay, they're not different naman from monkeys pare eh.

So yun na nga diba? Good thing I still have time pa rin to entertain myself inspite of the uber busy schedule that I have. Come to think of it pare, the natives have some use naman pala. All along kasi, I thought they were all useless. Its pretty clear naman na their purpose in life is to entertain people like me diba? I mean, it'll be nice if they were all gone but still pare, uber happiness is not good din for my emotional well-being. Without them, I won't be able to enjoy a balance life na. Just imagine pare, I will be smiling na all the time. Its hirap kaya sa jaws and baka some people will think pa na I'm like retarded na. No way pare!...

Actually, I made a reflection on it last night nga eh. It was a cycle all along. I am benefiting from them for emotional well being and they are benefiting from me through the jobs our companies generated. Bottom line is, they should thank God for giving a gift like me to mankind. Humn... that made perfect sense diba pare?

133 comments:

Anonymous said...

uy pare, sometimes you're hitting below the belt na ha. i find your blog amusing, pero pare, wag naman masyado like that, pare.

Anonymous said...

Alam mo pare kung ano ka? Isa kang tae. Hindi, that would be an understatement, isa kang uod sa tae, no, ikaw pala ang bacteria sa tae na nagpapabulok sa tae kaya bumabaho ito. Baguhin mo ang ugali mo bago mahuli ang lahat.

Anonymous said...

nakakatawa ka talaga pare pero minsan sumusobra rin ang kakonyohang kaokrayan mo e.

naisip ko lang, kung wala ang mga kinamumuhian mong masa, asan ka kaya? malamang e nasa baba ka rin.

whatchathink pare?

baka kelangan mong ilublob ang ulo mong lumalaki sa kumukulong kape, yung instant paminsan-minsan para matauhan ka ng onti, pare.

Anonymous said...

hahhahaha you are hilarious!!!!

Anonymous said...

u know what fag, u should stop dissing people because u dont know what ur toking about. And stop being this cool "elite" fag because in reality, ur just a lonely fag who is just trying to cover up ur loser lifestyle. Try to visit CHICOS or ADONIS in timog avenue, maybe they can cheer u up. I pity you fag... enjoy ur so called "happiness" asshole

iheartu said...

thats just downright mean..in the grand scheme of things pare, we are all equal..


be humble.

Anonymous said...

you make my day cofibean! cheers to you! =)

Anonymous said...

omigod do you talk like this in real life? and you know people who talk the same way?

jeez.

Macky said...

This is probably one of the worst entries in this blog. Walang story. Parang wala lang. Parang gusto mo lang okrayin ang mga 'orcs'.

C'mon. Has the your imagination gone dry? You can write better than this.

i_eat_call_center_agents_for_breakfast said...

the orcs have their own magazine na pare. like why the hell create a "Call Center" magazine. Here's the link pare. I think pare that it's a pathetic attempt to let people know that a call center agent is a real job.

http://www.shiftmagph.com/

the nerves pare. pathetic monkey-orcs.

glue said...

Being extremely malait is what makes cofibean's blog fun. In real life we wouldn't dare say stuff as mean as that. If mundane blah blahs do it for you, this is definitely not the site to read. We are like living vicariously through his blog for the things that we cannot do or say because of manners and just being a normal person. So just enjoy his rantings as a mean S.O.B. that we all love. Hehe.

glue said...

Being extremely malait is what makes cofibean's blog fun. In real life, we wouldn't dare say stuff like this for reasons like "manners and being humane". But we are sort of living vicariously through him for the things we are not allowed to say. If mundane blah blahs do it for you, this is not the site to read. So let's just enjoy his being a mean old S.O.B. and let him deal with hell later. Hehe.

a typical choleric girl said...


hehe..uy cofi, may nagpupunta pala sa adonis dito at chicos..hehe

yup..the season in manila right now..is quite chaotic..but well..i still love manila..given any season!

Anonymous said...

Dude, I completely agree with your sentiments regarding the squatter and the barong-barong areas. They need to be demolished! They're destroying the environment and is really an eye sore. Why does the government allow these shanties to be built? This is illegal naman diba?? If they got no where to live, then go back to where they are from. Don't make sik-sik sa masikip na.. damn.. when are they going to learn.. All the river, creek beds and streams in the Manila area is all polluted because of people not caring about the environment. Wake up people, it your freaking backyard that you're fucking up... aarrghhh mga bwisit!

Anonymous said...

Galing mo talaga pare... Pero tama nga ung isa, wala ngang story... More!

Pakialamero said...

Hahaha. Tama bang utusan ang may-ari ng blog na ito na gawan ng istorya ang mga sinusulat nya. Blog po ito pipol. And I think, the dude has all the right to write what he wants here. So pake nyo ba! Suntukan na lang. Nyahahaha! And to cofibean, pakyu ka!

isang said...

grabe, pare. maybe you'll like the idea of PGMA of "super regions" para these katutubos will go back na to their provinces and don't make siksik na here in metro manila...

Anonymous said...

Sana maranasan mo maging mahirap at tignan natin kung di mo kainin lahat ng mga sinabi mo. Yung mga taong may bulok na pag-iisip na tulad mo ang mga dapat burahin sa mundo. Saan ka ba nag-aral at ganyan na lang ang pag-iisip mo?

Macky said...

Thanx for making me laugh. I needed that. I'm way down low right now.... My dog just died. *Sniffs*

Anonymous said...

bisaya ba si kopi-bin?

soozy hopper said...

pare, bading ka yata...dapat sayo masama sa listahan ni soozyhopper sa

http://soozzyhopper.blogspot.com

BADING KA!!!

Jerome said...

To Anonymous who said this:

Anonymous said...

bisaya ba si kopi-bin?


Tanga! kaw ang bisaya. Spelling lang ng cofibean, hindi mo pa kaya. Dapat kinopy paste mo na lang ang handle nya kesa naman gumawa ka pa ng sarili mong version. Dapat cofi ay gawa ka ng entry bashing all the bisaya-speaking people dito sa pinas. Isa pa yang mga yan na nakakaimberna sa buhay pag nagsalita. Nakakakulo ng blood. Dalhin ba sa Manila ang mga kajologans at kabaduyan nila. Yuck! As in yuck talaga to the nth time! Go back to your provinces you promdi you! Para na wala ng squatters dito sa pinas. Shet kayong lahat! TANGINA NYOOOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

TO JEROME..

TANG INA MONG TAMBAY KA!! PAKYU PAKYU PAKYU! MAMAMATAY KA!

benj said...

hey about BISAYA, alam nio ba na mas marami ang mga BISAYA kaysa sa mga PILIPINO.

bytchgoddess said...

coolness!! ahehehe!!

sooo funny... i love your blog...

more!! more!!

Anonymous said...

common pare ! wala bang bagong joke jan ? ... your always making fun of baho orcs eh .. bakit ? coz your a bango orc ? the hell pare ... you've been complaining about the baho-ness of the masa, well why don't make them paligo and give them houses, coz db ur all that rich naman pare ... baka naman pare your making up stories lang pare that u are uber rich .. you can't even adopt a community .. gosh pare ... why naman i didn't see your family's name in the top 100 richest people in the world .. god pare ... ur so mahirap pa .. dont make papresko ...

uma_badingerZ said...

grabe pare puro anonymous ang mga nagcocomment dito. you know you should be shot point blank. and if i get a chance, i'll do it without any hesitation. be this blog a joke or not, you shouldn't be talking about others like that.

you are so damn full of yourself.

Diego said...

Good Day Cofibean!

First of all i would like to introduce myself, my name is Rodrigo, but you can call me Diego (it's what my friends call me)

A friend of mine gave the link of your blog to me, and I decided to check it out. TO be really honest, I pity your soul. I know that you are a catholic Cofibean, and why don't you start to act like one? Maybe a couple of spiritual advices from priests and laymen will do the trick.

I know the fact that you dislike the so called "orc" or whatever you want to call it, but please bear in mind that they are still people like you and me. They must be treated with respect the same way you want to be treated. Try to imagine if you yourself is a "baho native orc" who lives in a "barong-barong"? unpleasant don't you think?

Try to experience poverty, try to live with them for about a week and see how they live their lives, through this, you are already helping your soul. Your soul is weak, weary, and tired, try to rest it in the hands of God my friend and you'll see what I mean.

And to the people who makes bad and foul comments in Cofibean's blog, I also pray for you. Do not judge Cofibean, you do not know him yet, do not judge him in what he writes, he may be a very good person when you meet him, so please do not judge....

And by the way... Visit my blog if you have time...

http://iwillbecomeasaint.blogspot.com/

Thank you and God Bless!!! :)

-Diego

... said...

tangina nyo mga gago! hayup!

teepsee said...

hahahaha!

funny pare.

more!

bisdak said...

To anonymous who has something against bisaya:

watch out ur choice of word kahit sa panggagago, mas baduy ka kc but of course,we, the bisaya, on behalf of 3/4 of the population na bisaya sa pinas,according to benj, poor judgment u've got there. bka gusto mo recommend kita to few good schools s visayas and mindanao na mag provide sau not reli good education but perhaps a functional brain cells, mkha kasing wla kang pang matrikula.

aahhh... i feel so sad for you. dnt wori, the first star that I will see tomorrow will be my wish messenger na sana magkautak kana.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh...!

cieloviernes said...

i'm loving your blog entries..

really funny!

Anonymous said...

kung ako sayo umalis ka na lang sa pilipinas, kung aayaw mong nakakakita ng mga sinasabi mo..bkit ka pa nag stay dito kung dito karin kumukuha ng ikabubuhay mo..bka nga yung isa sa mga kina-iinisan mo ay isa pa sa pinagkukunan ng kinabubuhay mo..mahiya ka naman sa balat mo..pilipino ka rin.. sa tingin ko isa kang [b]wanna be[/b]..

Anonymous said...

putang ina ka jerome, pati ba naman spelling ng cofibean. wala kang masabing bakla ka.

hahaha, mas maraming bisaya kaysa pinoy. hahaha. takot lang ng mga bisaya...

Anonymous said...

benj said...
hey about BISAYA, alam nio ba na mas marami ang mga BISAYA kaysa sa mga PILIPINO.



haha, ang labo!! bobo ang puta. pilipino ang mga bisaya, pano sila naging mas marami

marianne said...

aww, cofibean. ang dami mo namang tae sa blog mo! hahahahaha. tsk. I pity yoo. pathetic loser! haha. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C. at yung mga kumakampi kay cofibean, haha. kaawa-awa nman kayo. eh, hindi naman talaga toh blog ng tao eh! si cofibean ay HINDI tao! gets? ok! tsk, loser

hambon said...

Pano nangyaring mas marami ang Bisaya kesa sa Pinoy? E ang Bisaya ay subset ng Pinoy, like Manileños, Bikolanos, etc. Sino naman kaya ang tangang nakaisip nito? Siguro isa nanamang bobo-orc!

Anonymous said...

E kung hindi naman pala sangkaterbang katangahan ang pinost ng bisayang benj na yan. Obvious naman na bisaya ka gago! Nakita ko blog mo puro kabaduyan. Magsama-sama kayo sa probinsya nyo mga hayup! Kaya madaming squatter dito dahil sa inyo! Mga hampaslupa!

Anonymous said...

benj said...
hey about BISAYA, alam nio ba na mas marami ang mga BISAYA kaysa sa mga PILIPINO.


haha, ang labo!! bobo ang puta. pilipino ang mga bisaya, pano sila naging mas marami


Hahaha!! mas nakakaaliw magbasa ng mga comments!

Anonymous said...

i tink wats gud about ds arti is that it makes you mad about the author while at that same time accepting the fact that these things are rili seen in the metro.

cofibean, tamang satire at parody ang arti na yan. subukan mo kayang mag-creative writing workshop? ha ha.

8 said...

kung may taong bobo ito siguro ang tao papatulan ang isang katulad mo.. magaling ka, kasi nakaka-entertain ka.. para kang "keys me".. actually ndi ko nabasa ng buo un mga naisulat mo. ibang part lang at ang lupet mo manlait.. anak ka ng diyos! tandaan mo.. pareho lang tayo ng kinakain.. at siguro panget ka no :D.. hehe.. tangina mo!

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately this cofibean blog is getting old. Nothing new, nothing interesting anymore. Unless he come up with something better like showing his pictures, or his adventures at bora, palawan or galera or strolling at mall, this blog will stay alive. But repetitive ideas on hitting at other people is tiring and no longer amusing. Photos speak louder than words that's why bryanboy site is famous and cofibean site is just plain text boring... creative writing doesn't lie in a single repetitive pattern. Good luck then.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately this cofibean blog is getting old. Nothing new, nothing interesting anymore. Unless he come up with something better like showing his pictures, or his adventures at bora, palawan or galera or strolling at mall, this blog will stay alive. But repetitive ideas on hitting at other people is tiring and no longer amusing. Photos speak louder than words that's why bryanboy site is famous and cofibean site is just plain text boring... creative writing doesn't lie in a single repetitive pattern. Good luck then.

digndurt said...

It is so true na mas marami ANG MGA BISAYA KAYSA SA MGA PILIPINO. AND MGA BISAYA NAGAKALAT KUNG SAAN SAAN. Sa lahat ng bhay sa Forbes Park may BIsaya. Sa TV may BIsaya(Bentong) sa Radyo may Bisaya(90.7'S KUKUROKUKU) sa Senado (Miriam SAntiago) sa Luneta (Mike Velarde) sa Turkey (Anabel Rama) at marami pang iba.

O ano LABAN PA! DI NAMAN CLA NILALAIT D2 AH! CNASABI LANG NA MARAMI CLA!!!

IKAW BISAYA KA BA DONG?

Anonymous said...

To the guy who said this,

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately this cofibean blog is getting old. Nothing new, nothing interesting anymore. Unless he come up with something better like showing his pictures, or his adventures at bora, palawan or galera or strolling at mall, this blog will stay alive. But repetitive ideas on hitting at other people is tiring and no longer amusing. Photos speak louder than words that's why bryanboy site is famous and cofibean site is just plain text boring... creative writing doesn't lie in a single repetitive pattern. Good luck then.


Honey, this is a blog. You don't expect the author to write everything you wish for him to write. What's so interesting about cofibean is that, his writing are not so predictable just like what you have in mind. Go make a blog of your own and let us be the judge if you are really "that creative" and effective just like this dude here. And if you surpassed the effectiveness of cofibean's writing then baka maniwala ako na boring na nga sya. Hahaha!

Nakikiepal lang po.

Anonymous said...

And who told you bryanboy is famous? He has the word "fake" written all over him. Go read the soozyhoppers blog to see what I mean. And to cif, kudos still for being sooo fucking annoying. You still own me honey.

Berta said...

Nakakaaliw naman itong blog na ito. Sana live ang comment system para pwede makipag interact ng live sa mga bumibisita dito. Siguro the man behind this blog is filthy rich now sa dami ng hits. Isep.. isep...

Anonymous said...

Ang labo ng benj! Hahaha. Ang galing naman. Naiinis ako na at the same time ay natatawa. Tangina! Baliw na ata ako.

aktibista said...

SA MGA SIRAULONG SUMUSUPORTA SA BLOG NA ITO AY ITO LANG ANG MASASABI KO, "MAGSILAYAS KAYO SA PILIPINAS MGA PUTANGINA NYO! KUNG AYAW DITO SANA AY GUMAWA NA LANG KAYO NG SARILI NYONG BANSA AT WAG NA KAYONG PAGALA-GALA DITO HABANG NILALAIT ANG LAHAT NG MAHIHIRAP. PAG NAKITA KO KAYO, SISIPAIN KO MGA NGALA-NGALA NINYO! SHIT KAYONG LAHAT NA MALAGKIT! LAHAT TAYO AY PILIPINO. KAYA NAMAN HINDI UMAASENSO ANG PILIPINAS DAHIL SA MGA BULOK AT SALOT NA TAONG TULAD NYO SA LIPUNAN. MAGBAGO NA KAYO! TANGINA NYO!

Anonymous said...

The anonymous dude who posted below is simple a Bryanboy fanatic. Lol!

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Anonymous said...

Unfortunately this cofibean blog is getting old. Nothing new, nothing interesting anymore. Unless he come up with something better like showing his pictures, or his adventures at bora, palawan or galera or strolling at mall, this blog will stay alive. But repetitive ideas on hitting at other people is tiring and no longer amusing. Photos speak louder than words that's why bryanboy site is famous and cofibean site is just plain text boring... creative writing doesn't lie in a single repetitive pattern. Good luck then.

Sachiko said...

I don't like it either.

I won't get out of the country as much because of the Lebanon-Israel conflict and the drat weather conditions.

Oh well, its funny still.

Got to go back to my gift and tea.

Sachiko

orionsbelch said...

It's so nice to see someone who has the same disdain for call center people as I do! I swear, those people should get real jobs and not just those bobo jobs that they have right now. Tapos they all act like they're angat because they're earning "more" than other people. I mean, come ON! They're so yabang and feeling because they have "American twang" eh they're answering phone calls lang naman.

The Aceist said...

You're like Izma.

gEnOs@iD said...

ibang klase ang kapangyarihan mong magpapaniwala sa mga tao na TOTOO ang sinasabi mo.

Anonymous said...

bakit puro mga Anonymous?! putang ina niyo! magpakilala kayo mga duwag!

Morrigan said...

Oh! New entries! And still has a lot of "avid" readers. Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with you dude 101% Fuck me man. +639164278001

Anonymous said...

paayos mo muna yung car mo kasi it makes pasok pasok na the smell sa labas eh, o baka nasa jeep ka lang hahaha

Anonymous said...

you are the most conceited man on the planet..

Anonymous said...

this is a blog worth commenting about.. and im not as "stoopid" as you. im just going to state that other peoples misery is not a factor for amusement. one day you'll end up in a place where there's no one else but you and the people you discriminate... i hope GOD does not hear you when that time comes, just remember-> SATAN is your friend(probably you'll meet him anyway). You are not a gift to mankind. You are a curse. Ponder on that.. Lets meet so that i can arrange a meeting for you and the "maker".

boldatporn said...

ANONG KALOKOHAN TO?!?

boldatporn said...

ANONG KALOKOHAN TO?!?

lucy said...

0i gamitin ko lang yung entry mo sa blog ko para ipakita sa mga bumabasa ng blog ko kung anong iniisip ng ibang tao tungkol sa mga Pilipino.

altova said...

Para sa timang na hindi alam ang silbi ng CAPS-LOCK
SA MGA SIRAULONG SUMUSUPORTA SA BLOG NA ITO AY ITO LANG ANG MASASABI KO, "MAGSILAYAS KAYO SA PILIPINAS MGA PUTANGINA NYO! KUNG AYAW DITO SANA AY GUMAWA NA LANG KAYO NG SARILI NYONG BANSA AT WAG NA KAYONG PAGALA-GALA DITO HABANG NILALAIT ANG LAHAT NG MAHIHIRAP. PAG NAKITA KO KAYO, SISIPAIN KO MGA NGALA-NGALA NINYO! SHIT KAYONG LAHAT NA MALAGKIT! LAHAT TAYO AY PILIPINO. KAYA NAMAN HINDI UMAASENSO ANG PILIPINAS DAHIL SA MGA BULOK AT SALOT NA TAONG TULAD NYO SA LIPUNAN. MAGBAGO NA KAYO! TANGINA NYO!

Wag kang maarte. Hindi mo maipapakita ang pagiging makabayan mo sa pamamagitan ng pagsasabi sa iba na maging makabayan sila. Simulan mo sa sarili mo, at wag ka umangal. Magtrabaho ka lang. Magbayad ka ng buwis mo. Malamang, sa paraan na yan, aasenso ang bansa natin. Hindi yung puro angal, at pagtingin sa mali ng iba. Puro sa iba lang ang nakikita mong mali, tingnan mo muna sarili mo.

Totoo lang, kaya hindi umaasenso ang Pilipinas dahil sa mga katulad mong puro angal at puro pagtingin sa kamalian ng iba. Magtrabaho ka na lang ng walang angal, at gawin ang obligasyon mo bilang Pilipino, kesa sa para kang Puta na nagsisisigaw sa isang "comment box".

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juan said...

To the person who wrote this:

Honey, this is a blog. You don't expect the author to write everything you wish for him to write. What's so interesting about cofibean is that, his writing are not so predictable just like what you have in mind. Go make a blog of your own and let us be the judge if you are really "that creative" and effective just like this dude here. And if you surpassed the effectiveness of cofibean's writing then baka maniwala ako na boring na nga sya. Hahaha!
______________________________

Sweetie if I'm not effective I wouldn't have catch your attention. hahaha!

I'm just telling that this pattern is tiring. Aren't you tired of reading repetitive jokes on orcs, katutubos and gays. Now I'm not againts cofibean, I'm pointing out his writing skill and I just said he's not creative anymore coz he keeps on doing the same thing over and over again. Creative writing or blogging aint like this. You said it's not predictable honey??? well it's plain predictable. At first you'll enjoy reading the blog but then 2nd, 3rd and another visit you can predict or tell that cofibean will hit on those gays and orcs again. So where's the unpredictable thing you are talking about? Duh?! Don't argue with me about writing my dear. By the way I don't have a blog but I have a website, it's entirely different.

And I'm no bryanboy fan I just admire his transparency and bravery that he can show his identity. Cofibean is not brave and not to admire coz he can't do the same. All words and hiding identity. Have you seen links to his friends site? Nah! coz he's hiding you idiot! Try visiting other blogs and you'll see their friends blog too. So in simple words EVERYTHING IS FAKE HERE! No friends link to testify that he is what he writes, the rich guy. This is FAKE WRITING not CREATIVE WRITING. So those who admire FAKE WRITINGs are stupid. Since when did FAKE becomes CREATIVITY?

And as I've said everything is in plain text. The site is just a template from blogspot. No creativy in making this. Can't even fix this COMMENTS PAGE which looks crappy. And those stupid comments saying he's earning from this? Duh? It's a free site from blogspot, there's no Ads, banners or any promo materials how can he earn? That "Cofibean.blogspot is worth $71,132.04." is just a stat don't get carried. Start to learn the internet before you give your comments you dumbass. *wink*

And soozyhoppers is fake too you asshole! Accussing choosen celebrities gay when they're not. It's just another blog from an unknown gay. and they're using the same free domain name and space from BLOGSPOT which means they can't afford to finance their own webblog. They're poor plus it has an awful layout, fuck!

Have a nice day. I'm done with this, ciao.

ihateusooooomuch said...

Alam mo pare kung ano ka? Isa kang tae. Hindi, that would be an understatement, isa kang uod sa tae, no, ikaw pala ang bacteria sa tae na nagpapabulok sa tae kaya bumabaho ito. Baguhin mo ang ugali mo bago mahuli ang lahat.

^ I agree wid that comment.

to the owner of the blog: makakarma ka din.. i can't wait .. tgnan natin kung kakayanin mo yun.. so for now, gudluck nalang..

juan said...

To the person who wrote this:

Honey, this is a blog. You don't expect the author to write everything you wish for him to write. What's so interesting about cofibean is that, his writing are not so predictable just like what you have in mind. Go make a blog of your own and let us be the judge if you are really "that creative" and effective just like this dude here. And if you surpassed the effectiveness of cofibean's writing then baka maniwala ako na boring na nga sya. Hahaha!
______________________________

Sweetie if I'm not effective I wouldn't have catch your attention. hahaha!

I'm just telling that this pattern is tiring. Aren't you tired of reading repetitive jokes on orcs, katutubos and gays. Now I'm not againts cofibean, I'm pointing out his writing skill and I just said he's not creative anymore coz he keeps on doing the same thing over and over again. Creative writing or blogging aint like this. You said it's not predictable honey??? well it's plain predictable. At first you'll enjoy reading the blog but then 2nd, 3rd and another visit you can predict or tell that cofibean will hit on those gays and orcs again. So where's the unpredictable thing you are talking about? Duh?! Don't argue with me about writing my dear. By the way I don't have a blog but I have a website, it's entirely different.

And I'm no bryanboy fan I just admire his transparency and bravery that he can show his identity. Cofibean is not brave and not to admire coz he can't do the same. All words and hiding identity. Have you seen links to his friends site? Nah! coz he's hiding you idiot! Try visiting other blogs and you'll see their friends blog too. So in simple words EVERYTHING IS FAKE HERE! No friends link to testify that he is what he writes, the rich guy. This is FAKE WRITING not CREATIVE WRITING. So those who admire FAKE WRITINGs are stupid. Since when did FAKE becomes CREATIVITY?

And as I've said everything is in plain text. The site is just a template from blogspot. No creativy in making this. Can't even fix this COMMENTS PAGE which looks crappy. And those stupid comments saying he's earning from this? Duh? It's a free site from blogspot, there's no Ads, banners or any promo materials how can he earn? That "Cofibean.blogspot is worth $71,132.04." is just a stat don't get carried. Start to learn the internet before you give your comments you dumbass. *wink*

And soozyhoppers is fake too you asshole! Accussing choosen celebrities gay when they're not. It's just another blog from an unknown gay. and they're using the same free domain name and space from BLOGSPOT which means they can't afford to finance their own webblog. They're poor plus it has an awful layout, fuck!

Have a nice day. I'm done with this, ciao.

Anonymous said...

sino ba ung "pare" na kinakausap mo dyan? or are you genuinely crazy? cno ka ba para mag sabi na.. "Ok lang sana if it obliterated all of the squatter areas together with all the baho inhabitants.." bakit "baho inhabitants"? kahit ganayn ung mga yan, wala kang karapatan para sbhn yan. tao rin yan. we have to call you a name.. maybe STONEHEART will do it. :]

Anonymous said...

wow pare, you're entries are funnay pare. you rock dude pero sana dapat nililimitahan natin yung panlalait. below the belt na kasi yung iba eh. pero, yung iba nakakatawa lolz.

^_^

Anonymous said...

nice pare, this was my unang beses to read your blog. i must say your a good writer and hindi lang good pare, you're the best pare. you are the best idiot i have ever known, your next to good but nothing as a piece of shit breathing selfishly at the realms of the world. putang ina! akala mo kung sino kang mabango eh natae ka rin naman. mas mabaho pa utot mo sa mga orcs dahil siguro sa kinakain mo. i pity you kasi araw-araw na lang sira ang araw mo dahil andito ka sa totoong mundo, kawawa ka naman, wala kang peace of mind, wala kang nang ginawa kundi pumuna ng kababawan ng tao. pag namatay ka pantay pantay lang tayo, mabubulok ka rin and uod will kain you too. shit ka!

joinks said...

u amuse me...

Xtina said...

ooohh...your hate vibe is such a turn on. :)

Anonymous said...

Pare maluwag ang NAIA, you can go to hell if those NATIVE BAHOS that youre seeing really sucks you. Kung sinusuka mo ang mga pilipino dito sa pinas,pwes sinusuka ka rin ng pinas.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious? Don't be a hypocrite. Just say what you want to say out loud in the streets and don’t pretend that you are that great of a man. Maybe you will find out how really great you are if you stop pretending in front of the masses and be yourself. I’m sure you’ll end up in the hospital for the insane or the ER.

Anonymous said...

KEEP IT UP. SOMETIMES KAILANGAN DIN NG PANLALAIT NG BAHO MASA PARA MALIGO NA. MAKE MORE NAKAKA INIS NA COMMENTS ABOUT THE BAHO MASA.

Anonymous said...

wow pare!! PAre R u fuckin gay!!!
Coz u definitely talk like a Fag. Can you please stop sayin pare coz that doesn't match ur personlity. PEople who uses "Pare" are real masculine guys and not a person who talks like a fag. You know what! I do really feel sorry for those people u were callin monkey, but i feel more sorry for you coz u dont have a life. U spend ur day criticizing people and talkshit about them. And let me correct u about u sayin that ur the kind of person that everyone envy. Dude I think the reality is people dont want to be u or even become close to being u coz all u have is shit!
Maybe ull have some bad karma comin to you when the time comes and I wish u get a house where u dont have stairs so u would experience bein a monkey. ohh ma bad u are already a monkey, but not physically but mentally. If u didnt get everything I type. It means that ur an ASSSSSHolleee and A retarded FAGGOT. Please dont use pare u Fucker.

Anonymous said...

wow pare!! PAre R u fuckin gay!!!
Coz u definitely talk like a Fag. Can you please stop sayin pare coz that doesn't match ur personlity. PEople who uses "Pare" are real masculine guys and not a person who talks like a fag. You know what! I do really feel sorry for those people u were callin monkey, but i feel more sorry for you coz u dont have a life. U spend ur day criticizing people and talkshit about them. And let me correct u about u sayin that ur the kind of person that everyone envy. Dude I think the reality is people dont want to be u or even become close to being u coz all u have is shit!
Maybe ull have some bad karma comin to you when the time comes and I wish u get a house where u dont have stairs so u would experience bein a monkey. ohh ma bad u are already a monkey, but not physically but mentally. If u didnt get everything I type. It means that ur A Fag and A retarded FAGGOT. Please dont use pare u fag.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!

cybele said...

I can't believe people like this exist. I understand that the Coñotic Engalog and Social Snobbery are your literary styles. I also understand that you have every right to say what you want.

But I will have to agree that there is still a way to make your literary style a little more...classy. You sound like Maurice Arcache on Demerol.

As for your right to say what you want, yes, this is your right. Just like all the people commenting here have a right to say what they want.

A friend sent me this link because he/she was so affected by its contents and so saddened that there are people who think and act this way. Nakakadiri

Dear Glue:
Kindly not generalize and say that we all vicariously live through this person's rantings and ravings, or that these are things we would all like to have the guts to say. Yes, he is a mean SOB. But no, I don't love him.

Anonymous said...

Keep on writing!! we love you!

Anonymous said...

hey dude this is ganja! hahaha i think this is the coolest blog ive ever read!!! ur habitual use of "pare" and other coño accent wordings tickle my bones! keep on writing but wag mo namang masyadong laitin ang mga poor pare! masama ang maging matapobre!!!


best regards,


buslot_ako_brip@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

dapat sa iyo ibaon ng buhay. hindi ka retarded. bobo ka lang.

i hate orcs said...

Long live cofibean!!! cheers!!!

i hate orcs said...

Hail King Cofibean! You rock!

Anonymous said...

adik ka... kala mo sino kang diyos.. oi for your info gaya mo ung mga tipong ni-ki-kidnap sabay ni-sa-salvage at walang magiging concern sa pagkawala mo... wawa naman mom mo.. kase sa kagustuhan nilang ibigay ang gusto mo lumaki kang walang puso... para kang lobo.. puro hangin lang.. at pag-hinubaran ka ng yaman mo.. ksabay nun mawawala lahat syo... adik...

Anonymous said...

I got led to this link by a friend of mine who thought I'd get a laugh out of it and know exactly how to put this poser down.

He doesn't qualify to be called a coño. For one, he speaks the "native" indio language, that he himself disparages, too much and too well. No sabes como hablar en castellano lameculo? No te lo ensañaron tus padres? O es que no tienen nada de la sangre aristocratica? Creo que adentro de tu piel perjudicada eres un mono inseguro, no? Sientes verguenza por tu raza sucia?

Another thing, he actually has to work for a living? Que pobre! Qui bourgeoise! And in retail too of all things! He can only fantasize about and pretend to actually being to the manor born, but breeding will out. Genuinely well-bred gentlemen don't waste their time even thinking about the servants and the staff. Or obsessing over and complaining about the working classes. We don't even waste our time working, period. We obsess over our horses, our boats, or our hobbies, nothing so banal as commercial coffee chains and whoever patronizes them (not us, that's for sure).

You want to be a writer? That's a fine, genteel hobby I'd agree. But then you ought to stop tending the store. You can't do that you say? Hmmm... no wonder I don't think I've ever met you brunching at the club. I guess you were doing *snicker* paperwork at *snicker* the store.

Anonymous said...

this blog is screaming FAGGOT all over it. if this is art or creative writing, then why not join the pulitzer or even try the palancas. i believe their trash bins will welcome the sight of his/her/it works.

it's my first time here and i don't intend to continue reading more of this shit.


suggestion, try to broaden your vocabulary PARE. para hindi lang orcs ang alam mo. pustahan, di mo nga siguro nabasa ang LOTR. I doubt if you even know what J.R.R. stand for in Tolkien's name.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you guys, but I love this guy cofibean, haha! :) And no, talking like that doesn't automatically make one a fag, whoever dim-witted creature thought that.

Anonymous said...

Grabe ang blog mo cofi, meron pa talagang gumagamit ng babelfish language translator para makapagyabang lang eh mukhang callcenter english naman ang alam. Lol! Kudos to you!

Anonymous said...

To the guy who wrote this:

Anonymous said...

I got led to this link by a friend of mine who thought I'd get a laugh out of it and know exactly how to put this poser down.

He doesn't qualify to be called a coño. For one, he speaks the "native" indio language, that he himself disparages, too much and too well. No sabes como hablar en castellano lameculo? No te lo ensañaron tus padres? O es que no tienen nada de la sangre aristocratica? Creo que adentro de tu piel perjudicada eres un mono inseguro, no? Sientes verguenza por tu raza sucia?

Another thing, he actually has to work for a living? Que pobre! Qui bourgeoise! And in retail too of all things! He can only fantasize about and pretend to actually being to the manor born, but breeding will out. Genuinely well-bred gentlemen don't waste their time even thinking about the servants and the staff. Or obsessing over and complaining about the working classes. We don't even waste our time working, period. We obsess over our horses, our boats, or our hobbies, nothing so banal as commercial coffee chains and whoever patronizes them (not us, that's for sure).

You want to be a writer? That's a fine, genteel hobby I'd agree. But then you ought to stop tending the store. You can't do that you say? Hmmm... no wonder I don't think I've ever met you brunching at the club. I guess you were doing *snicker* paperwork at *snicker* the store.


You know what dude, you have the words "POSER" and "ORC aka CALLCENTER" written all over your comment. Masyadong trying hard. Kakainis lang. As in ever!

Badot said...

Alam mo, birthday ko ngayon. Kanina nga pag-gising ko ay masayang-masaya pa ako. Actually, nakangiti pa nga ako ng buksan ko ang computer ko at maisipang mag-online. Ng magcheck ako ng email ko, merong nagforward saken ng site mo. Ang sabi ng kaibigan ko ay matutuwa daw ako. So, click naman ako. Sa totoo lang tawa nga ako ng tawa but thenm again I realized na PUKING-INAng shet! Place pala namin ang sinsabi mo dito sa blog mo! So yun na, nag-init na ang ulo ko at hanggang ngayon ay hindi bumaba-baba ang blood pressure ko. TANG-INA KA! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOR YOUYR INFORMATION, BAKA MAS MAYAMAN PA KAMI SA IYO. AT KUNG MAHIRAP KAMI DAHIL NAKATIRA KAMI SA KINAAYAWAN MONG LUGAR SA TAPAT NG COASTAL MALL, BAKIT MERON AKONG PENTIUM 4 NA COMPUTER AT MAY INTERNET PA! UMABOT NG 40,000 ANG BILI KO SA SET NA ITO. TAKE NOTE, BINILI KO! AND THAT'S BY JUST WORKING IN A CALLCENTER SA MAKATI. ACTUALLY, MAY TIRA PA NGA SA PINAMBILI KO E. AND I AM SPEAKING ONLY OF MY ONE MONTH'S SALARY. BAKA PAG PINAKITAAN KITA NG PAYSLIP AY MALULA KA SA LAKI. KAYA KUNG AKO SAYO AY MAGRESEARCH KA MUNA ABOUT CALLCENTER NG HINDI KA NAPAPAHIYA. OBVIOUS NAMAN NA INGGIT KA LANG SA AMIN DAHIL KINIKITA NAMIN ANG SARILI NAMING PERA AT HINDI KAMI PARANG LINTA NA TULAD MO. TANG-INA KA! NAKAKAHAYBLAD KA. PAKYU KA SA EARTH! BOBO! SINIRA MO BIRTHDAY KO! PAKYU KAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you don't fuckin' use god in your last post. i have worked with children with mental retardation, and they're extremely more relevant than you, pisshead! you are a friggin' absolute RETARD! the world doesn't need you (on second thoughts, maybe it does, just so people would identify what a lowly creature is). die!

Anonymous said...

To the guy who wrote this:

Anonymous said...

I got led to this link by a friend of mine who thought I'd get a laugh out of it and know exactly how to put this poser down.

He doesn't qualify to be called a coño. For one, he speaks the "native" indio language, that he himself disparages, too much and too well. No sabes como hablar en castellano lameculo? No te lo ensañaron tus padres? O es que no tienen nada de la sangre aristocratica? Creo que adentro de tu piel perjudicada eres un mono inseguro, no? Sientes verguenza por tu raza sucia?

Another thing, he actually has to work for a living? Que pobre! Qui bourgeoise! And in retail too of all things! He can only fantasize about and pretend to actually being to the manor born, but breeding will out. Genuinely well-bred gentlemen don't waste their time even thinking about the servants and the staff. Or obsessing over and complaining about the working classes. We don't even waste our time working, period. We obsess over our horses, our boats, or our hobbies, nothing so banal as commercial coffee chains and whoever patronizes them (not us, that's for sure).

You want to be a writer? That's a fine, genteel hobby I'd agree. But then you ought to stop tending the store. You can't do that you say? Hmmm... no wonder I don't think I've ever met you brunching at the club. I guess you were doing *snicker* paperwork at *snicker* the store.


hahaha! ang TH nito! mali-mali ang spanish mo. idiot.

deejayz said...

it hurts but don't you wish they all be swept by the winds. this stupidity makes sense, wishful thinking and all. nice one, pare! Try mo join sa www.pinoytopblogs.com. For sure, pare, nasa top 100 ka kaagad!

Anonymous said...

putangina mo gagu tae ka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hindi kagustuhan ng tao ang maging mahirap. sino ba naman ang magtitiyaga sa baho ng paligid kung mya pang-upa at pangbili ng bahay at lupa. ikaw dumadaan land, pero sila dun nakatira. subukan mo kayang makihalubilo da kanila baka malalaman mo na sila ang totoong tao.

Anonymous said...

tama pare! sumali ka sa pinoytopblogs. siguradong ang taas kaagad ng ranking mo dun! hehe.

Anonymous said...

To the writer, I think you are a genius! Your cold, inappropriate methods of demonstrating reality as it is in this sorry-ass piece of island we call a country is truly an eye-opener. When people are offended and hurt, or maybe even entertained because of all the "terrible" things you mentioned, they become even more aware of the wide-scale mass degeneration goin on and around the Philippines. Emotion can surely stir something up in an instant huh? The ridiculously low quality of life people have here is just too much to bear. A ubiquitous poverty has made its mark and taken its toll. That is the sad truth.

To the readers, so what if the guy is an asshole? Who cares anyway! Instead of getting all cranky about a persona you're not even sure exists, concentrate and be aware of the things goin on around the country... all the crappy things the guy was talking about.... becuase it is only gonna get even worse in a few years time.

Think of it as a challenge to you.. to everyone of us. This country is struggling to the point of extinction. SO WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? Get mad over a guy, or act upon what is best for the only place on earth you live in?

I think you people were given another wake up call. Think about it.

eLf ideas said...

cofibin,

keep it up! amusing and hilarious. I was smiling while reading your posts.

yeah, the world needs balance in everything.

in the end, all's good.

Anonymous said...

"arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded"


http://www.shoutwire.com/comments/23042/Winning_The_Special_Olympics_Pt_1_Introduction

PATRICK BRENT SANTOS said...

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BLOG OWNER!

YOUR ANTICS ARE HILARIOUS AND ANNOYING AT THE SAME TIME.

I GUESS YOU ARE SO HAPPY FOR A LOT PEOPLE ARE GIVING COMMENTS. SPENDING TIME FOR YOUR BLOG.

HINDI AKO NANINIWALANG GANYAN KA KASAMA. ALAM MO LANG KUNG PAANO HULIHIN ANG ATENSYON NG MGA READER'S./

Anonymous said...

nice.

Anonymous said...

we are aware of the things happening in this country.. thank you very much. but to insult people just because they live in pitiful condition is a total bullshit. instead of observing or insulting the people living in poverty why not do something to help them??? walang mangyayari sa kakasalita mo ng kung anu-ano kung hindi ka naman kumikilos. im one of those people but im trying my best to help myself and help them as well!! u can call all those people who posted a comment in your stoooopid blog as bobo orcs at least we still have the decency to show concern for people and think of alternative ways to help them not just to raise awareness to an ever-existing problem because you wanted to show-off. remember!! yang mga ninuno ng magulang mo galing din sa hirap at kung hindi dahil sa sipag at tyaga nila walang kang stooopid car at driver ngayon bobo!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

honestly, i couldnt believe i took the time to read an entry let alone,comment on it. i'm starting to wonder if there are other people who talk like you. it must be fun and annoying to hear an actual conversation with this kind of lingo.

u want to make poverty history, but i think you are missing the point. u hate them, and i dont think you want to help them in any way. try visiting www.one.org and read what the advocacy is about.

i'm not here to judge, after all we're entitled to our won opinion. i just hope you come to a realization that ranting about orcs isnt making you any cooler. god bless you.

Anonymous said...

anlupet

Anonymous said...

astig ka pare! UBER galing mo gumawa ng storya sa blog bwahaha!!! KEEP IT UP!

Anonymous said...

Comment 1.... dude who is thi pare you keep referring to... hello...
doesn't anyone notice this guy keeps referring to a guy in his blogs... pare this pare that.... i am sooo not anti-gay people but hello you reek of homophobia!!! PARE accept it you are sooooo gay...
I mean i have friends who are soo metrosexual but maaaaaannn who goes to Bello that often... maybe you really need the face change hahaha
Comment 2.. you are a good writer yes, you have this method perfected in getting the audiences attention... yes cofibean "RANT" on.... talk about how this cruel cruel world is torturing you... by showing you the pathetic lifestyles of those natives and orcs you so cruelly insult... your a great writer i give you that....hats of to your opinions
Comment 3... yes this blogspot is for your own thoughts.. but if you really wanted nobody's opinion... write in MS word ASShole!!!!
Comment 4.... i admire your bluntness... but really who acts this way... you are like sooo a rip off of Chris Aquno... its so like this and its soo lke that...wdf!!!
Comment 5... oh... and your The Japs are hilarious things cute...
Write on....

Anonymous said...

HHAHAHA!!

very eye-popping... the way blogs should be!

DRAQ
http://www.PinoyBroker.com

Anonymous said...

It's funny how you people get so upset over a something like this. Maybe you guys should think deeper and look at the big picture. LOOK AT THE KIND OF WORLD THAT IS BEING PRESENTED TO YOU. This is a country full of "Baho Orcs" as the guy would describe them. Majority of the people here are "MASA". Majority of the people here never had a decent education. Majority of the people here are struggling to survive at the expense of their dignity and decent lifestyle. THAT IS ALREADY AN UNDISPUTABLE FACT.

Yes, in a way they truly have been degraded into "orcs" --- at least in an expressionist, yet humorously sadistical way. This is a work of fiction meant to demonstrate something to all of you. Morals have nothing to do with all this. I think everything that guy wrote was NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. All the so-called insults and inhumane words incorporated to all his published articles are more like rebellious eye-opening facts that needs to be given ample thought --- DISREGARDING EMOTIONS, PRINCIPLES, MORALS, ETC. BECAUSE THEY DO NOT (AND SHOULD NOT) BE APPLIED HERE. THIS WAS NEVER AN ARTICLE ABOUT MORALS, BUT THIS SURE IS PROOF OF AN EXISTING ROAD SEPARATING THE RICH FROM THE POOR -- AND THAT ROAD IS NOW GETTING WAY TOO WIDE. This is all regardless of whether the persona being presented here truly exists. The more reason people shouldn't get all upset. You don't even know if he or the events described by him were even real.

You can compare this guy to a heavy metal band like Pantera or Black Sabbath, but only that he's a WRITER rejecting and defying society as it is... making good use of humor and insults to stir people's emotions.

So again, why get all upset? Why not sit back, relax, and enjoy the uncanny form of entertainment being presented to you instead! Even if bits and parts of all this were real, wag kayong magpaapekto unless sobrang kitid na talaga ng mga utak ninyo... because the more people who doesn't get the real picture, the more reason for that guy to call everyone here in this country filthy brainless "Orcs".

sunday said...

we are aware of the things happening in this country.. thank you very much. but to insult people just because they live in pitiful condition is a total bullshit. instead of observing or insulting the people living in poverty why not do something to help them??? walang mangyayari sa kakasalita mo ng kung anu-ano kung hindi ka naman kumikilos. im one of those people but im trying my best to help myself and help them as well!! u can call all those people who posted a comment in your stoooopid blog as bobo orcs at least we still have the decency to show concern for people and think of alternative ways to help them not just to raise awareness to an ever-existing problem because you wanted to show-off. remember!! yang mga ninuno ng magulang mo galing din sa hirap at kung hindi dahil sa sipag at tyaga nila walang kang stooopid car at driver ngayon bobo!!!!!!

So why get affected? Just shut up and work. Moron!

monday said...

It's funny how you people get so upset over a something like this. Maybe you guys should think deeper and look at the big picture. LOOK AT THE KIND OF WORLD THAT IS BEING PRESENTED TO YOU. This is a country full of "Baho Orcs" as the guy would describe them. Majority of the people here are "MASA". Majority of the people here never had a decent education. Majority of the people here are struggling to survive at the expense of their dignity and decent lifestyle. THAT IS ALREADY AN UNDISPUTABLE FACT.

Yes, in a way they truly have been degraded into "orcs" --- at least in an expressionist, yet humorously sadistical way. This is a work of fiction meant to demonstrate something to all of you. Morals have nothing to do with all this. I think everything that guy wrote was NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. All the so-called insults and inhumane words incorporated to all his published articles are more like rebellious eye-opening facts that needs to be given ample thought --- DISREGARDING EMOTIONS, PRINCIPLES, MORALS, ETC. BECAUSE THEY DO NOT (AND SHOULD NOT) BE APPLIED HERE. THIS WAS NEVER AN ARTICLE ABOUT MORALS, BUT THIS SURE IS PROOF OF AN EXISTING ROAD SEPARATING THE RICH FROM THE POOR -- AND THAT ROAD IS NOW GETTING WAY TOO WIDE. This is all regardless of whether the persona being presented here truly exists. The more reason people shouldn't get all upset. You don't even know if he or the events described by him were even real.

You can compare this guy to a heavy metal band like Pantera or Black Sabbath, but only that he's a WRITER rejecting and defying society as it is... making good use of humor and insults to stir people's emotions.

So again, why get all upset? Why not sit back, relax, and enjoy the uncanny form of entertainment being presented to you instead! Even if bits and parts of all this were real, wag kayong magpaapekto unless sobrang kitid na talaga ng mga utak ninyo... because the more people who doesn't get the real picture, the more reason for that guy to call everyone here in this country filthy brainless "Orcs".




VERY WELL SAID! I agree with you. Nice comment

Anonymous said...

i never thoght that Kris Aquino has a twin bro??? actually blog mo to, mundo mo to.. siguro ang saya-saya mo araw-araw kasi may mga bobo orcs na katulad mo ang sumasangayon sa mga katarntaduhan mo. preo ayos lang... cute nga eh kasi my isang brunnete-like na blogger na feeling hot...

melski1027 said...

i sooooo enjoy reading this blog! i've this feeling that the person behind this isn't really what he projects himself to be--he's just someone who's really creative. :) i mean, c'mon--do u people honestly believe that a person could be this mean? i don't think so. i love this blog because behind the call center people-lashing and his tirades to the 'orcs', this is actually fun to read. :)

if you're the uber-sensitive type, this isn't for you. this blog is meant to be ENJOYED. :)

this is a BLOG for crying out loud! this is HIS blog, he can rant, whine and lash out at anyone all he wants. if you guys find the posts offensive, stop reading. this is HIS journal.

to the blogger:
you're very imaginative, pare. :)

juan said...

to MONDAY and the anonymous person that he/she agreed. FUCKING RETARDS! everything here is not just about those financially poor orcs. everything here is about dirt speaking bad aura on those people around him. no matter where he is, in his house at road or at the office. so read and understand you BITCHES taking side you dont really know! FUCKTARDS! and who says you shouldn't have MORALS in THE INTERNET! may pa VERY WELL SAID KAPA FLAWED NAMAN. PWE! I just dont understand why there are people who defend BAD Morals or characters. if you're on his side siguro di rin kayo napalaki ng maayos ng mga WALANG KWENTANG MAGULANG NYO kaya kampi pa kayo. sakit malamang WALANG KWENTA MAGULANG nyo noh? dahil mali ang pagpapalaki sa inyo at nagawa nyo pang kampihan yung writer ng blog. KITID nyo. ask your parents kung matutuwa sila dito! pwe!

juan said...

to MONDAY and the anonymous person that he/she agreed. FUCKING RETARDS! everything here is not just about those financially poor orcs. everything here is about dirt speaking bad aura on those people around him. no matter where he is, in his house at road or at the office. so read and understand you BITCHES taking side you dont really know! FUCKTARDS! and who says you shouldn't have MORALS in THE INTERNET! may pa VERY WELL SAID KAPA FLAWED NAMAN. PWE! I just dont understand why there are people who defend BAD Morals or characters. if you're on his side siguro di rin kayo napalaki ng maayos ng mga WALANG KWENTANG MAGULANG NYO kaya kampi pa kayo. sakit malamang WALANG KWENTA MAGULANG nyo noh? dahil mali ang pagpapalaki sa inyo at nagawa nyo pang kampihan yung writer ng blog. KITID nyo. ask your parents kung matutuwa sila dito! pwe!

amo ng conyo said...

masaya ka na sikat ka na?driver ko lang tong ungas na to e pinakialaman nanaman laptop ko...hahahahhahahah!!

Monday said...

Ey Cofi, I think I overdid it a bit when I opted to use English in my previous post. Coz I noticed that some people here seemed to have understood only the last few sentences especially the part when I switched to the Filipino lingo and mentioned "KITID NG UTAK"... DAMING NAKAINTINDI NUN AH! Diba? NO WONDER YOU WERE USING TAGLISH FOR YOUR ARTICLES! Get my drift? =) Well this time around I'll use Filipino and try to explain it AGAIN so that they might understand it... just because I'm a patient guy.

Mga "tsong", "pre", "manong at manang"... wala naman akong sinasabi na hindi dapat i-apply sa internet ang MORALS. Ang sinasabi ko lang, hindi dapat i-apply ang morals sa mga bagay na hindi naman dapat kunin ng LITERAL katulad ng mga nakasulat sa Blog na ito. Imagine mo nalang na nanunuod kayo ng X-Men sa Manuela o Isetan o kung saan man kayo nanunuod... at sa palabas ay nakita ninyong minumura ni Wolverine si Magneto. Hindi naman totoong nangyayari yun sa totoong buhay diba kahit na alam ninyo na mali ang pagmumura sa kapwa? Eh bakit ka naman magagalit kung alam mo na palabas lang iyoon? GANUN DIN YUN DITO SA BLOG NA ITO. YUNG MGA PANGLALAIT SA MGA TAO AT LAHAT NG IYAN AY ISANG PALABAS LAMANG FOR ENTERTAINMENT AT HINDI DAPAT KUNIN NG LITERAL KAYA HINDI KAYO DAPAT MAGALIT. Pero tama, yung mensahe ng mga nakasulat dito ay dapat mo ring bigyan ng pansin, dahil nagbibigay-larawan ito sa kasalukuyang lagay ng ating bansa. Tulad ng binaggit ko sa aking huling post, itong blog na ito ay isang magandang ehemplo (example?) ng sinasabing "Road that Separates the Rich from the Poor". Ang mga pangit na pangyayari at pananalita sa kapwa na naitala sa mga blog articles na ito ay isang pang-mulat mata lamang (at uulitin ko na hindi dapat kunin ng mga tao ito ng literal) dahil epektibo ito na nakararating sa puso ng nakararami (whether or not positive ang magiging response nila)... at sa tingin ko naman ay HINDI GINAWA PARA LAMANG MANG INSULTO NG KAPWA. Nagkataon lang na ganitong istilo ng pagsulat ang kanyang ginamit at may pagka marahas, tulad lang din ng istilo ng pag express mga heavy metal bands ng kanilang gustong iparating sa mas nakararami --- sa pamamagitan ng pag gamit ng matindi at malulupit na pagtugtog at pagkanta. Pero manunulat ang may-ari ng Blog na ito eh.. kaya naman imbes na pagkanta ang ginawa niya, nagkwento siya ng mararahas na bagay na alam natin ay nangyayari din talaga sa tunay na buhay kaya't nais niyang ipakita ang reality ng kalaswaang ito sa pamamagitan ng isang "persona" na hindi naman kaagad ibig sabihin na siya talaga ang taong iyoon at ganung klaseng tao talaga siya.

To the last guy who posted (Juan)... maybe you did not understand my last comment well enough. I suggest you read it again and this time around please use your head to the utmost extent... maybe then you'll get it. Or I recommend reading again the "Tagalog" version above. You talk about applying morals on the internet, yet you yourself made use of barbarious, malicious terms. Fucktards? Feeling mo naman. Maybe you meant "Kupal ka bobo", parang mas bagay kasi sayo ganung pananalita eh. Pa bitch bitch ka pa jan tagalugin mo nalang "pre" mas bagay pa sayo. Don't be such a hypocrite and better to just shut the hell up if you've got nothin constructive to say. Because let me throw this fact back at you -- your unethical use of words will just reflect on your upbringing. I reckon you're starting to show hints and traits of the very kind of people (ay monsters pala kasi Orcs hindi naman tao eh) that guy was portraying in his Blog... so prove me wrong. Pareho lang naman tayong lahat na pinoy bakit tayo mag aaway away eh iisa lang naman din gusto natin lahat para sa bansa na ito. Pero kung gusto mo mag flame marami naman jan mas magandang website para gawin yun.


This place is really fun huh? Not only is the blog content great... the comments from people are just as entertaining! Too bad hindi nagkakaintindihan mga tao dito... Cofi your articles are starting to manifest itself based on the stuff that I've seen here in the comments section. Just look at the majority of people's reactions... that's something to be concerned about huh...

ayt said...

to MONDAY and the anonymous person that he/she agreed. FUCKING RETARDS! everything here is not just about those financially poor orcs. everything here is about dirt speaking bad aura on those people around him. no matter where he is, in his house at road or at the office. so read and understand you BITCHES taking side you dont really know! FUCKTARDS! and who says you shouldn't have MORALS in THE INTERNET! may pa VERY WELL SAID KAPA FLAWED NAMAN. PWE! I just dont understand why there are people who defend BAD Morals or characters. if you're on his side siguro di rin kayo napalaki ng maayos ng mga WALANG KWENTANG MAGULANG NYO kaya kampi pa kayo. sakit malamang WALANG KWENTA MAGULANG nyo noh? dahil mali ang pagpapalaki sa inyo at nagawa nyo pang kampihan yung writer ng blog. KITID nyo. ask your parents kung matutuwa sila dito! pwe!

Can't take what's written here? Then don't read it. And watch the way you talk, and we'll see whose the RETARD. Nobody cares about your comments, just like the way nobody cares about our comments. Only morons get affected by it.

juan said...

yeah uulitin ko fucking bastard you bitch monday hahaha talagang nag depensa! haba ah! wow. how is it like talking to a person with no morals? para bang si cofibean kausap mo? enjoy mo lang. may pa hey cofi kapa dyan. just like the ayt guy said nobody cares about our comments here. so i salute you for the long waste of time. congrats. bwahahaha! by the way i have no morals in this blog.

monday said...

yeah uulitin ko fucking bastard you bitch monday hahaha talagang nag depensa! haba ah! wow. how is it like talking to a person with no morals? para bang si cofibean kausap mo? enjoy mo lang. may pa hey cofi kapa dyan. just like the ayt guy said nobody cares about our comments here. so i salute you for the long waste of time. congrats. bwahahaha! by the way i have no morals in this blog.

Yeah, sure! And most probably in person. So I guess you were talking about yourself when you said about the WALANG KWENTANG PARENTS. I pity you, RETARD.

tururut said...

haha ayos mga kwento dito ah! hoy juan sa haba ng telenobelang pinaliwanag syo ng monday nayan at wla k parin naintindihan ay sobrang bobo mo n talaga! at sino ba indi nagsasayang ng oras dito kaya nga nagpupunta mga tao dito para lng magwaldas oras tanga. tindi mo tsong balik ka nlang elementary!
nakakaaliw at susubaybayan ko mga kakulitan dito hahahah!!! ikakalat ko lugar na to at mabuhay mga orcs bwahahah!

Anonymous said...

sori bago lang me here. ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng jologs at orcs? nagtatanong lang po. sorry sa ignorance ko.

Doodles said...

A lot of people here cant understand that everything in this blog is FICTION!

i have nothing against them but they're already acting as though they didnt even studied at school.God, you guys.. cut this out! And all the cursing-- geez, puso niyo!

this blog is entertaining.

Anonymous said...

lam mo...npaka engot mo!!! kala mo kng cno kang gago...yabang mo!!! sna naiisip mo mga pinag sasasabi mo...!!! dahil jan...isa lang masasabi ko sau...salot ka sa lipunan!!! pmunta ka sa mundong nbabagay sau!!!

Hylas said...

More power to people like you who think that people will react to your antics! It's really good literature. I repeat, It is really GOOD LITERATURE (however socially brainless and unthoughtful, however politically incorrect and culturally condescending). I know you are just waiting for reactions and just revel in being different from all other 'bloggers'. Kudos to you! You have achieved stardom. You don't need to be famous to be a star. You just need to shoot the whole public gamut in the hip, and there you have it: you left a permanent mark on people's reading pleasure and social psyche. We need more courageous people like yourself for our entertainment. (Although I hope people who have reacted above should think and rethink their position about your gifts - they should educate themselves first on the finer points of deconstruction and post modern hermeneutics).

Anonymous said...

HEY ASSHOLE! TANGINA ANG YABANG MO!!!!! MAMATAY KA NA SANA AT MABULOK SA IMPYERNO!!!!!

orc_hater said...

ur so sama nman.. dnt make lait nman 2 d orcs..haha..although they're orcs tlg..haha!=D

Rachelle said...

wow... however culturally degrading you like to be... however fiction or non-fiction is your blog... all i can say is... cool blog... good literature... hoope they realize it... i think it more of a wake up call more than anything...

Rachelle said...

wow... however culturally degrading you like to be... however fiction or non-fiction is your blog... all i can say is... cool blog... good literature... hoope they realize it... i think it more of a wake up call more than anything...

Anonymous said...

oh goodness. people call this literature? I have nothing against ihatecofi pero I have everything against people who think this is literature na. Duh!?

ihatecofi is not literature. this blog is not literature. i'm sorry to those who claim that this is literature. Duh!?

Post-modernist my ass. That's an excuse created by people who don't truly understand literature. Post-modernism is one thing; considered an art movement by those who truly understand the nature of post-modernism.. This one is not post-modernist. This is pure rambling, definitely not literature.

To the guy who said that this is post-modernist, DUH!? as in DUH!?

Anonymous said...

Yabang mo!!!! Sana kunin ka na ni LOrd!!!

Anonymous said...

pare, been reading your posts in your blog. Just go on with your rantings, it's ok to express one's self. Basta review nlang ulit your subject-verb agreement para hindi ka nman pagtawanan at masira lang ang iyong precious sosyal image that you've been protecting all your life. ;)

Anonymous said...

kuya, mali mali po your grammar. uber mali pare grabe. and just the way you use the word 'pare', it's just unnatural. parang bading na nagpupumilit mgpakalalake.. tipong roderick paulate.. trying hard ka pare masyado. nahahalata tuloy na fake ka.. you should go over your blog a million times before actually posting it so that you can correct flaws which will expose the rotten bunghole native orc you really are.