1. They are always making kumpol almost on all public places making loud kwentos to each other and making loud tawas while speaking to each other with English accent pa! Tapos when you look at them they are like very much natives pare. Complete with the balat mahirap pa.
2. People aboard some masa jeepneys and other public utility vehicles with their rather gaudy and obviously second hand ukay-ukay clothes. Tapos sticking out pa their latest got-from-the-bombays-as-hulugans celfones from time to time for all to see. Kaya naman most of them usually ends up all patay na from the tusok on the side they got from being held up. Lousy no?
3. People who are flashing their faux-brand clothing like Louis Vuitton, DKNY, etc. tapos making lakad lang together with their big bags containing their lutong bahay baons and everything-they-need-for-the-day-na-galing-from-haus-just-to-survive kit dahil they are making tipid to save their money pa to buy some mumurahing drinks from Coffee Bean or Starbs to look cool pare. Tapos when you try to stare at them for about ten minutes, some words starts na to magically appear all over their body no.. Words like "FAKE", "POSER", "ORC" and may complete phrase pa na "HEY! LOOK AT ME, I'M LIKE A FUCKING YABANG POSEUR NO!". Optical illusion? Hell NO pare!
4. People making tambay along sidewalks (i'm referring to makati, ortigas and QC business districts pare) and trying hard to look sosy by making hithit their mumurahing Phillip yosi. Very much looking like a bunch of crapolas if you ask me.
5. People with complete set of AM/FM stereos tapos making it tago lang inside their pockets para it would look something like an ipod pare. Tapos even though there's a loud music na sa place, they will try to wear pa rin their headphones and make headbang. Eh they are listening lang naman to AM balita no. The hell pare!
6. People wearing thick jackets even though its sooo fucking init sa pinas. Tapos when they try to make taas na their kili-kili to make the funk its like so dripping wet na with the baho masa juice.
7. People wearing uber kapal chin-chun-su foundation just to hide their panget faces and only goes out at night because they're afraid that the tanghali sun might melt their faces and reveal the kadire physiognomy underneath no. As in!
8. They live at the ipis and daga infested squalid part of the city. Places that the goverment should consider bulldozing na because of the pollution they generate and the low morality they teach their uber daming kids which are the future holduppers and kidnappers here sa pinas.
9. All the baklas and tivolis you see at night making pakalat-kalat at the business districts. Tapos they are making tingin pa with matching pagnanasa pare in their eyes. As in asa pa them no!
10. And they have this uncanny ability to irritate my aura. Its creepy and eery at the same time.
So there.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 207 of 207this is freaking hilarious! keep them coming. iba naman tirahin mo, call center agent din ako eh. hehe.
Idol ko ang nag Post nito. I enjoyed reading ur shit man! Idol! Iloveyou kung sino ka man!
Haha natawa ako.Sa totoo lang tanggapin natin na marami sa call center agents ang feeling superior sa ibang tao.Sa mga matitinong agents saludo ako sa paghahanapbuhay nyo para sa family nyo.Sa mga hinahangin ang ulo, sa di malamang kadahilanan,sa mga agents na pag pinakilala sa ibang tao e tumataas pa ang kilay.Kakapal nyo!Uy boses nyo lang ang nakakarating sa ibang bansa, yayabang nyo na!Mga ungas!Mano nga lang na dumilat kayo sa katotohanan,mga feeling sosi kayo, mga para namang bariles katawan nyo!Mahilig kayo magsoot ng low waist jeans, pag upo labas kuyukot pwede hulugan ng piso,at take note proud pa kayo ilabas maiitim nyong kamot!Then hitit sigarilyo, pag may dumaan tingin mula ulo hanggang paa.E ang mga mukha naman nila mukhang sinuka ng Recto.Nadadala ang mga gago sa accent nila,pag dating ng mga hambog sa pamilya,di naman sapat ang kita.Sa mga orc na tinamaan, mangisay kayo sa galit ang tinitira ni cofibean yung kayabangan nyo.Ginigising kayo na wala kayong visa at di nakatapak sa snow!
Magaling ka cofibean!!!!!napaka observant mong tao. Filipino nga naman, makakain lang sa magandang Diner! maka hawak lang ng buwaka inang tumbler.Naka kopya lang ng accent, feeling elite!!!Karamihan pa diyan check mo FB at Friendster "It's Complicated"Again? dapat may Complicated 1,2,3, pano lagi hiwalay kasi hanggang bahay dala kahanginan sa pamilya.At totoo na umuuwi yang mga yan sa isang maliit ng kwartong inuupahan, di naman lahat cofibean, kaw naman!Marami nakikitira sa byenan at magulang!Love you cofebean
Is the writer just bitter of not being hired by call center companies?
Kapag tinamaan ka, guilty ka. Dami naman talaga feelingero at feelingera sa call center. Pero hindi lahat.
Sapul yung mga orcs! hahaha eh totoo namang maraming ganyan sa call centers! baguhin nyo kasi pag uugali nyo para di kayo punahin. Nakapagtrabaho lang sa call center kala mo kano na feeling americanized! mga ulol pakyu! dapat sa inyo ilibing ng buhay! thumbs up sayo cofi!
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