Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Orc Spotting

Ok pare, I have some friends asking me na on how to spot daw ba an orc from all the uber dami ng tao here sa pinas. Its very simple lang naman pare diba? Below are 10 things you should know to spot an orc...


1. They are always making kumpol almost on all public places making loud kwentos to each other and making loud tawas while speaking to each other with English accent pa! Tapos when you look at them they are like very much natives pare. Complete with the balat mahirap pa.

2. People aboard some masa jeepneys and other public utility vehicles with their rather gaudy and obviously second hand ukay-ukay clothes. Tapos sticking out pa their latest got-from-the-bombays-as-hulugans celfones from time to time for all to see. Kaya naman most of them usually ends up all patay na from the tusok on the side they got from being held up. Lousy no?

3. People who are flashing their faux-brand clothing like Louis Vuitton, DKNY, etc. tapos making lakad lang together with their big bags containing their lutong bahay baons and everything-they-need-for-the-day-na-galing-from-haus-just-to-survive kit dahil they are making tipid to save their money pa to buy some mumurahing drinks from Coffee Bean or Starbs to look cool pare. Tapos when you try to stare at them for about ten minutes, some words starts na to magically appear all over their body no.. Words like "FAKE", "POSER", "ORC" and may complete phrase pa na "HEY! LOOK AT ME, I'M LIKE A FUCKING YABANG POSEUR NO!". Optical illusion? Hell NO pare!

4. People making tambay along sidewalks (i'm referring to makati, ortigas and QC business districts pare) and trying hard to look sosy by making hithit their mumurahing Phillip yosi. Very much looking like a bunch of crapolas if you ask me.

5. People with complete set of AM/FM stereos tapos making it tago lang inside their pockets para it would look something like an ipod pare. Tapos even though there's a loud music na sa place, they will try to wear pa rin their headphones and make headbang. Eh they are listening lang naman to AM balita no. The hell pare!

6. People wearing thick jackets even though its sooo fucking init sa pinas. Tapos when they try to make taas na their kili-kili to make the funk its like so dripping wet na with the baho masa juice.

7. People wearing uber kapal chin-chun-su foundation just to hide their panget faces and only goes out at night because they're afraid that the tanghali sun might melt their faces and reveal the kadire physiognomy underneath no. As in!

8. They live at the ipis and daga infested squalid part of the city. Places that the goverment should consider bulldozing na because of the pollution they generate and the low morality they teach their uber daming kids which are the future holduppers and kidnappers here sa pinas.

9. All the baklas and tivolis you see at night making pakalat-kalat at the business districts. Tapos they are making tingin pa with matching pagnanasa pare in their eyes. As in asa pa them no!

10. And they have this uncanny ability to irritate my aura. Its creepy and eery at the same time.

So there.

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Anonymous said...

PUKI MO! PUKI MONG HAYUP KA! TANG-INA KA! MAKAKARMA KA RIN! HOPE MAGHIRAP KAYO AT BUMAGSAK KA SA PAGIGING ISANG CALLCENTER. TIGNAN NATIN KUNG MAKAKAPAGYABANG KA PANG HAYUP KA! BAGO KA NAMIN IHA-HIRE, BABALATAN KA MUNA NAMIN NG BUHAY GAMIT ANG MAPUROL NA BLADE TAPOS PAPAGULUNGIN KA NAMAN SA KALAMANSI BAGO KA NAMAN ILUBLOB SA KUMUKULONG MANTIKANG BAKLA KA! TANG-INA KA! NAKAKAHAYBLAD KANG PUKI KA!

Anonymous said...

I'm a callcenter agent. But I enjoy reading his entries here. Fun! Relax guys!

aleksei said...

Babagsak siya sa pagiging isang CALL CENTER?! Uy, tip naman diyan oh! Minsan ko na ring pinangarap maging isang "callcenter" eh. PROMISE BAKLA! :)

Cofibean. Tivoli? Pare wala nang gumagamit ng term na yan ngayon. Ano ba tawag mo sa kanila? Orc? Eh "orcs" ang nagpa-uso ng Tivoli branding na yan eh! Ironic lang pare. Hanap ka ng ibang term. Sagwa eh. Tivoli. Tsk.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean, If you're really rich and so fucked-offed about the people around you, why don't you just hie off to the nearest country and live there for, like, eternity. Can't afford even Tiger Airways or JetStar Asia? You're slip is showing off dear.

Noel

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Love the Baho-Masa-Juice term. Really nice! Ang galing! Gagamitin ko na yun from now on. Ahihi! Sige pow. log off nako dahil tumutulo na ang aking masa juice dito sa internet cafe. So jologs naman kasi here ni walang aircon. Humpf!

More blogs cofi! More!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pakyushet ka sa earth! Tangna mo! Mamatay ka na!

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Anonymous said...

Taena kang kupaloids ka! May araw ka din sa amin. Bilang na ang araw mong tae ka! Mas mabaho ka pa sa taeng nana ka! Isa kang burnek na balot na balot ng igit! Animal!

Anonymous said...

Seriously po, ano ba ang kinakagalit mo sa mga callcenter agents? Bakit ba ganyan na lang ang galit mo sa amin? Wala naman kaming ginagawang masama sa inyo. Nagtratrabaho kami ng marangal at ang kinikita namin ay ang syang pangunahing bumubuhay ngayon sa ekonomiya ng Pilipinas. Paano na kung nawala ang mga callcenters dito sa pinas? Baka lalong bumaba ang piso? Dollars ang kinikita namin at malamang na magulat ka pag pinakita ko sayo ang payslip ko. Siguro ay okay lang din na gastusin namin ang perang pinaghirapan namin sa pagbili ng mamahaling gamit diba? Ngayon, sana ay masagot mo naman kung saan ba talaga nag-ugat ang galit mo sa amin?

God bless!

Diana said...

Panalo talaga blog mo idol! Ang galing!

Anonymous said...

sa nagpost ng unang una na galit na galit ang litid. baka naman "namin" yun at hindi "naman". puro ka kasi naman ng naman. mamam ka muna at ng hindi hayblad. wag kang masyado padala sa galit. magastos ang magkasakit. for all we know ay pinagtatawanan lang tayo ng demonyong author ng blog na ito.

peace

Anonymous said...

Hindot kang BAKLA ka!

Anonymous said...

Tapos when they try to make taas na their kili-kili to make the funk its like so dripping wet na with the baho masa juice.

Amen to that.

Seriously, do these people know the word sarcasm?

garytarugo said...

bakit nga ang hilig nilang mag-jacket kahit na sobrang init? sige, sabihin na natin na malamig ang aircon sa opisina niyo. pero sa kalye? naman...

komentista said...

ei cofi,

i've missed you na talaga ha... reading your i-hate-d-world-themed blog makes me hate my own world less. at least i'm sure naman that there is this one person who is more miserable than me noh.

i was really afraid talaga ha na you were naanod na sa baha after the damning bagyo noh. good thing you have your inflatable ego to save you from being hulog sa mga manholes and drown in rat-infested mabaho-murky water diyan. mabuti na lng at nakalipad ka using your mahangin-powers. salamat talaga.

i'm really impressed by your post here.. very informative. at least ngayon, i would be able to spot and detect orky creatures a mile away. siguro mas mabuti if you would invent some ork-detecting radar para i could avoid them once and for all na noh. even better if you could buy a missile that would only target orks para obliterate na sila lahat dito.

hay talaga lng.

aedis aegypti said...

callcenter orcs...stay cool...why dont you just inject nubain into ur bloodstream to calm urselves...or else u might end up in a cardiac arrest...tsk tsk.stop the fucking aura of feeling konyo & ingenious ksi.be subtle & humble so that cofibean wont get into ur mutating brain cells.

teknologo medikal said...

jeez...so bobo tlga these callcenter orcs for spitting out those nasty comments...u know what satire means???u better get d meaning of it...if u still cant comprehend what cofibean is trying to say..get back to mount doom na lng and plunge into the kumukulong lava.intiendes?

☻orc encyclopedia☻ said...

Some more definitions:

1. Puking hayup - cofi

2. Taenang kupaloids - cofi

3. Burnek na balot ng igit - cofi

4. Pakyushet sa earth - cofi

5. Laughing his ass off - you know the answer!

Let me try that one too... how about "ulupong kulangot na binabad sa ebak"?!

...Welcome to the Republic of the Philippines! =)

JA-mes said...

Seriously po, ano ba ang kinakagalit mo sa mga callcenter agents? Bakit ba ganyan na lang ang galit mo sa amin? Wala naman kaming ginagawang masama sa inyo. Nagtratrabaho kami ng marangal at ang kinikita namin ay ang syang pangunahing bumubuhay ngayon sa ekonomiya ng Pilipinas. Paano na kung nawala ang mga callcenters dito sa pinas? Baka lalong bumaba ang piso? Dollars ang kinikita namin at malamang na magulat ka pag pinakita ko sayo ang payslip ko. Siguro ay okay lang din na gastusin namin ang perang pinaghirapan namin sa pagbili ng mamahaling gamit diba? Ngayon, sana ay masagot mo naman kung saan ba talaga nag-ugat ang galit mo sa amin?
--sa nag post neto, well di lang naman to yung hate comments dito eh...this is just satire for cryin out loud...

she said...

Tangina, the best ka talaga.

Billycoy said...

Yess! Nagbabalik na ang tunay na cofibean! Wala na siyang sapi. Welcome back cofi. How true yung mga sinasabi ni cofi. I like it when you bash those orcs like that. How about harder!!!

Anonymous said...

hehe! love ur posts :)

anonymous, why don't you just stop reading cofibean's posts para hindi ka na mainis?? or pwede ka naman gumawa ng sarili mong blog at dun ka mag post ng gusto mo na mabasa...

Editor said...

Needs improvement.

Anonymous said...

Alam mo, buti na lang meron kaming pinag aralan at hindi kami tulad mo na mukhang walang pinag aralan. Isa kang salot sa lipunan sa pang-aalipustang ginagawa mo sa mahihirap. Balang araw ay ikaw naman ang hahatulan sa iyong mga ginagawang kasalanan. Pilipino ka rin. Tandaan mo yan!

Anonymous said...

E bwakangina mo palang gago ka! Kung ayaw mo sa mga callcenter agents, mamundok ka!!!! At umpisahan mo na ngayon dahil hahantingin ka na namin gago!

Anonymous said...

The author of this blog is obviously an attention whore. Kudos for getting what you want! Bravo!

KANTUTERO said...

HOY BAKLA! ILANG BESES NA KITANG BINANTAAN NA TIGILAN MO NA ITO KUNG GUSTO MO PANG MAGTAGAL ANG BUHAY MO!!!!!! HINDI LANG IKAW ANG ANAK NG DYOS GAGO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

guys,

cool lang kayo.

obvious naman na satire lang ito eh.

peace.

Anonymous said...

Grabe naman ang laki ng titi ng nagpost sa itaas. Parang ang sarap isubo. Garytarugo, sayo ba talaga yan?

Anonymous said...

Sa mga galit na galit kay cofibean ----- ang maipapayo ko lang ay magtanim na lang kayo ng kamote baka mamunga pa yun at ng magkaroon naman kayo ng silbe. Halatang hindi kayo marunong magbasa.

Anonymous said...

TAENA KA PARE! Naghire na kami ng mga kasamahan ko ng hitman para patayin ka! BOBO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Grabe naman ang galit mo sa mundo. Malamang na mamatay ka ng maaga dahil sa pinatay ka na.

Ninja said...

Coolest blog evah! Cofibean, ur the man talaga!

Anonymous said...

Nice post. Keep it up dude. Alam naming hindi naman totoo itong blog mo eh. Kathang isip lang ito ng isa o maraming writers. Sa kung sinuman ang nasa likod nito, ang galing nyo! Parang Bob Ong.

Anonymous said...

Ey! Bakit hindi mo na binabanggit si Mang Tonio? Miss ko na sya.

Anonymous said...

Pare, grabe naman ur choice of words. As in papare-pare ka pa obvious namang humahada ka. In fairness ha, napatawa mo ako. Ok lang ba na sis na lang tawag ko sayo. Hindi kasi bagay ang pare e. Parang sobra plastic.

HITMAN said...

Kung marunong kang magdasal ay umpisahan mo na!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, thats bad. Dapat ay hindi ka ganyan sa pang-aalipusta ng kapwa mo. Diba nga may kasabihan, kung nabuhay ka sa pang-aalipusta ay sa pang-aalipusta ka rin mamamatay. Tama ba?

SATANAS said...

Napadaan lang po.

Kaaliw naman dito. Daming galit at murahan. Parang impyerno.

Bwahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

ei guys

wag nyong masyadong dibdibin ang pinopost ng animal na ito.

kilala ko sya at sa callcenter din yan nagtratrabaho.

kaya nya lang ginagawa ito ay dahil sobra sa insecurities ang baklang yan.

bayaan nyo, papatayin namin sya para sa inyo.

Anonymous said...

Now I know. Kaya pala minsan pag naglalakad ako sa Ayala ay iba ang amoy. Dahil pala sa baho masa juice. Wakekekeke!

Anonymous said...

Bakit andaming anonymous dito? Paano ba maglagay ng picture sa comments? Will anyone please post the code. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

BAYOT!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow naman dude pare, iba ka talaga chong. Lahat ng kaka nasa iyo na. KAKAiba, KAKAinis at KAKAazar... Graveh! Dabah!

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Etits na Matigas said...

Bayaan mo, may oras ka rin. Antayin mo lang darating yan. Ayan na. Ahhh! Ahhhh! Shit! Ang sarap.

Anonymous said...

Grabe naman dami ng comments sa mga entries mo. Bakit ba ang daming apektadong tao sa mga posts mo obvious namang satyre lang. Ako nga natawa e.

Anonymous said...

To Billycoy:
What do you mean nagbalik ang dating cofi?

Anonymous said...

Hindi ko alam kung malulungkot ako sa mga nabasa ko dahil may halong katotohanan. Saludo ako sayo pare. Nagawa mo akong mainis sayo habang tumatawa. Ang labo!

Anonymous said...

O ANO NGAYON BAKLA? SIGURO NATAKOT KA NA KAYA HINDI MO INAPRUB YUNG COMMENT KO NO? TANDAAN MO NA UMPISA PA LANG ANG MGA YUN. MAY ARAW KA RIN.

PAG NAKILALA KITA, KAHIT MATA MO AY MAGKAKALATAY!

BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! FACK U!!!!

Anonymous said...

BOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sa mga siraulong tumatangkilik sa blog na ito, MAMATAY NA KAYONG LAHAT! MGA PUKINGINA NYO!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nakakatakot naman ang blog na ito. Hindi man lang ba kinakabahan ang author sa mga pinagsasabi nya sa mga tao. Malamang nga ay mapa-aga ang buhay ng kumag nato.

shai said...

tangnang blog to! nabubuo ang araw ko..hahahah!

femme jolie said...

hey cofibean, you're like, uber cool talaga. idol kita. i'll make pa-link, pwede.

write on, dude!

Isaiah said...

hmm I like his approach in writing. Siguro pinapatamaan nya yung mga nouveaux riche in the country.. trying to be social whatevah.. YUng iba affected kasi gnun sila!^_^

nayami said...

funny how people are getting worked up over cofi's opinions... no offense to those who THINK they're concerned but i think it's pretty shallow/immature. then again, that's just what i think.

really now, i think those getting pissed at this take life too seriously and take things personally when they shouldn't. be open-minded and have sense of humor naman. that's all it takes, diba?

i like his blog entries, naaaliw ako sa insights niya. kudos to you, pare. lol! \o/

Anonymous said...

racial. ignorant. pathetic. insensitive and lame.. nevertheless, your blog is funny. kudos!

eiss said...

that was a brilliant observation cofibean! Napansin ko nga na yung IBANG tao eh ganun. Hindi naman lahat, pero sadyang meron talaga!

janina the lanconian said...

Very useful information. Noted.

Anonymous said...

PANALO KA NANAMAN, COFIBOY!
seriously, pare, wut caused this sudden filth on contact center agents' amoy was the sudden boom ng business. like, dude, the darn posers were able to infiltrate the once cool..... isa pa, ONCE COOL scene. the hell their asta, pare! kahet here sa office madaming orcs na sarap balatan ng buhay. im not saying naman na mayaman ako. kaya nga im still workin here, eh. uber sa laki na kase ng sweldo ko. kaya tuloy im just making tiis na lang the f**ked up smell of the masa juice that oozes from their kili kili. di kaya ng albatross eh.
so yun. hehe...
keep the shitty blogs flowin', pare!

Lyra said...

Haha! And the people who have the gall to place bad comments are all anonymous! Geez, you guys don't have any balls at all!

cofibean just made my day! blog on! ;)

mo? said...

ur so galing n nmn pare,u made inis na nmn na posers aka social climbers, it just shows their true colors pare. why so affected kc if ur not one of the filthy individuals noh. cant u see cofi is just too nice to have concern to u dudes sa call centers kaya
because ure like kids hu cry to death just to have a piece of ice cream noh..in other words, people are so patay with call centers because of dollars way, screw the latter..anyway pare, u cant blame nmn the masa. why nmn pursue pa ung grinaduate mng course if u can make more money sa CC pare
pero the hell nmn the thick jackets under the sun pare, u can prito egg na kaya sa armpit with instant asin na kaya un

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

PANALO KA NANAMAN, COFIBOY!
seriously, pare, wut caused this sudden filth on contact center agents' amoy was the sudden boom ng business. like, dude, the darn posers were able to infiltrate the once cool..... isa pa, ONCE COOL scene. the hell their asta, pare! kahet here sa office madaming orcs na sarap balatan ng buhay. im not saying naman na mayaman ako. kaya nga im still workin here, eh. uber sa laki na kase ng sweldo ko. kaya tuloy im just making tiis na lang the f**ked up smell of the masa juice that oozes from their kili kili. di kaya ng albatross eh.
so yun. hehe...
keep the shitty blogs flowin', pare!


ang pangit mong mag-organize ng thought. uber labo pare!

Anonymous said...

lyra isa kang poser!

ekonomista said...

i dont understand what cofibean is saying in this post.. i really dont get it.. is that what people really do.. how in the world does he know all those.. could it be that he is one of those people that he is describing... coz i believe in the cliche that - it takes one to know one..

Anonymous said...

Haha! And the people who have the gall to place bad comments are all anonymous! Geez, you guys don't have any balls at all!

- i couldnt agree more. funny...ang funny...easy lng kayo...i'm sure takot din cguro si cofi kya he wouldnt dare reveal himself.

ano ba kayo ppl..tsk tsk... i-enjoy nyo n lng mgbasa ng mga comments....mtutuwa kayo promise!!

and kung sobrang naiinis kayo to a point na mag hhire kayo ng hitman, (which is, if i may add, really really funny) stop reading his entries. your giving yourself a reason to be pissed. ika nga ni cofi:

Please don't make basa my journal if you find this offensive. Go browse disneyland.com instead. Hope I made it clear. Now, if you still comment on my site, it only means one thing -- you are really one stupid bobo orc!"

Anonymous said...

Lyra said...

Haha! And the people who have the gall to place bad comments are all anonymous! Geez, you guys don't have any balls at all!

cofibean just made my day! blog on! ;)


and you're making controversial comments so that people will visit your blog. ulul! ginawa na yan ni moetgirl. mangongopya ka lang ng style dun ka na nangopya sa hindi original. hahaha!

pare mo said...

If you're going to use the English language as your medium in writing your posts, then do so. So you've got something to say.. then say it in a way that's not pa-konyo. As most Filipino teachers say, Huwag mong bastusin agn kahit na anong lengguwaheng gagamitin mo.

Billycoy said...

to anonymous:
if you're avid fan of cofibean you'll find out that he has decreased those bashing the past few blogs he have...

and now cofibean's back, he'll gonna kick the a**es of those posers out there!

Anonymous said...

i love cofibean! he puts these poor-trying-to-pass-themselves-off-as-rich posers in their rightful place; underground, where us maharlikas can't see them!!!!nakakasira kasi ng araw makakita ng gnun e... it's so pathetic. tsktsk.

don't hate cofibean because his armani is your annual salary!

inggitero tlga kayo! nagagalit kayo pag sinasabi ang totoo at na-eexpose ang pagkaposer nio!!

Pau said...

Funny! Super entertaining ng blog mo! Kudos! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Isa lang ang napapansin ko kay cofibean, hindi nya lahat pinopost ang comments. Kasi dati pa yung mga posts ko hindi naapprove. Grabe yung iba nga jan ay halos mag makaawa na for the comments tapos ikaw ay mapili pa. Iba ka talaga chong pare dude! THE BEST!

Anonymous said...

Grabe naman yung mura sa itaas. Talagang unang post pa sya ha. Ahihi! Magamit nga yung term na yun. PUKI NYO!

Panatiko said...

Kainis naman dis blog. As in! Its like making kalat na kasi everywhere. Dito nga sa office namin ay may cofibean fever na. And I am afraid na baka iblock si cofibean. *Hikbi* Just keep on blogging cofi. Hope magpakilala ka na.

Anonymous said...

TANGINA MO LYRA! ANG BADUY NG BLOG MO! PAKANTOT KA NA LANG SA AKEN. BAKA MATUWA PA AKO SAYONG PEKPEK KA!

Anonymous said...

Guys, cool lang kayo. Obvious naman na joke lang ang mga nasusulat dito. Kaya dapat ay hindi kayo magpadala. Seriously nga siguro ay walang taong tulad ni ihatecofi sa personal. And besides, masyadong exaggerated ang explanations nya sa mga bagay. To the writer behind his blog, 4 thumbs up PARE!

Anonymous said...

Editor said...

Needs improvement.


Hahaha! Kaaliw naman dito. Talagang meron bang editor na nagcomment na needs improvement. For publishing na ba ito? Mr cofi, kindly post kung saan lalabas yung book mo ha para makapagsecure ng copy. ;)

Bangon Pinoy said...

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ITO AY ISANG ADHIKAIN NG MAKABAGONG PILIPINO. TAMA NA. SOBRA NA. TIGILAN NA ANG KAWALANGHIYAAN SA LAHING PILIPINO.

BANGON PINOY. MAG YE-YEAR 2007 NA!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Thanks for the information. Gagamitin ko yan pag pupunta ako ng Makati. Baka padalhan na din kita ng mga pictures para mapost mo sa blog mo on how the orcs looks like. Galeng. Kaaliw!

Anonymous said...

bading ka ba? bakit ayaw mong lumabas at magpakilala. ang blog ay walang kwenta pag walang mukha. bilis na pakilala ka na. pls.

Anonymous said...

Panalo ang AM/FM stereos! Wakekeke!

Anonymous said...

Peeps, bakit ba galit na galit si cofibean sa mga callcenter agents? At parang ang dami nyang alam sa mga callcenter orcs? Hindi naman tayo orcs diba? diba sa lotr yun? basta ako gwapo. kaw yata ang orc cofibean ------ tangna ka!

Anonymous said...

Isa kang magaling na manunulat dahil nagagawa mong paglaruan ang emosyon ng iyong mga mambabasa. Naaliw ako sa ibang nabasa ko pero yung iba ay nainis ako. Ngayon ko lang naramadaman na tumawa habang naiinis. Pwede pala yun. Korek yung nagpost na si anonymous sa itaas.

Anonymous said...

Cofi, ang tagal naman ng libro na ginagawa mo. Long overdue na yun a! Hope mapublish na. Atat nako. Dapat now na.

Anonymous said...

Ano bang meron dito bakit halos lahat ata ng pinoy forums ay posted ang site na ito? nakakahilo naman yung mga nakalagay dito. hindi mo alam kung natataeng kolehiyala yung writer e. tanong ko lang, bading ba ang may ari nito? ang arte kasi!

FAQ-U said...

FUCK YOU KA! FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!FUCK YOU KA!

Anonymous said...

Mas nakakaaliw naman yung mga comments basahin. Laugh trip na yung entry, enjoy pa ang comments. Its like hitting two birds with one stone dito sa blog mo mr. cofibin. Panalo!

Anonymous said...

Only in the Philippines lang meron isang pinoy na galit sa kapwa nya. Loser! Malamang na CSR ka rin ugok!

Anonymous said...

Post ka naman about the Koreans Matt.

Anonymous said...

Sana ay araw araw ang update mo cofi.

Araw-araw kasi akong bumibisita sa site mo. Pero ang tagal ng update.

Sana ay ituloy, tuloy mo lang ito at hindi sya matulad kay chonamae banaag na biglang natigil.

IDOL KITA PARE! Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Pinoy humor. Ang galing!

hadahinmonalangakogago said...

TANGINA KANG BAKLAAAA KAAAAA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

My gosh! This blog is simply pathetic. You can't even make a complete sentence with the proper grammar on it. I didn't agree with the other commenters posting that you are a great writer. I mean, come on guys, this ihatecofi character is a big joke! I bet you don't even knew the word poseur you included in your post. Oh, I stand corrected, there's a handy dictionary na pala. Anyways, if you really wanna make it big. Check your grammar asshole!

Im outta here.

RR sport said...

hahaha i agree with what you say... mga trying hard people.. you riding a jeep?!?! haha how was it? d p ako nakakasakay s ganun... never wanted to be near those things.. mga pollution and ingay lng sila.. i hate them when they block my way! sarap baril-barilin!

garytarugo said...

cofibean, bakit sabi sa basang panaginip may gawa ka na raw na na-publish? totoo ba yun? balitaan mo naman kami.

p.s. siguro kung pinost ni cofibean ang lahat ng comments sa kanya lalampas sa 200 ang comments niya per entry. ang tindi!

Anonymous said...

PANALO KA NANAMAN, COFIBOY!
seriously, pare, wut caused this sudden filth on contact center agents' amoy was the sudden boom ng business. like, dude, the darn posers were able to infiltrate the once cool..... isa pa, ONCE COOL scene. the hell their asta, pare! kahet here sa office madaming orcs na sarap balatan ng buhay. im not saying naman na mayaman ako. kaya nga im still workin here, eh. uber sa laki na kase ng sweldo ko. kaya tuloy im just making tiis na lang the f**ked up smell of the masa juice that oozes from their kili kili. di kaya ng albatross eh.
so yun. hehe...
keep the shitty blogs flowin', pare!

ang pangit mong mag-organize ng thought. uber labo pare!


-DUH?!! wutDAfck do i care kun malabo ang comprehension mo? another bobo orc on the loose....

Anonymous said...

My gosh! This blog is simply pathetic. You can't even make a complete sentence with the proper grammar on it. I didn't agree with the other commenters posting that you are a great writer. I mean, come on guys, this ihatecofi character is a big joke! I bet you don't even knew the word poseur you included in your post. Oh, I stand corrected, there's a handy dictionary na pala. Anyways, if you really wanna make it big. Check your grammar asshole!

Im outta here.



-DUH?! you're the one being pathetically stooopid. like, this blog isnt about using correct grammar nor subject-verb agreement nor etc.-pa-of-your-english-usage-rules or sumthin noh. its about the content. pinost na toh ng isa sa taas, post ko na lang ulet....
""Disclaimer: Please don't make basa my journal if you find this offensive. Go browse disneyland.com instead. Hope I made it clear. Now, if you still comment on my site, it only means one thing -- you are really one stupid bobo orc!""
so, sayonara, pea-brain.....

Anonymous said...

cofi, it's eerie not eery.

glue said...

cofibean,
you forgot one more point sa orc-spotting mo...

11. Commenting negatively (and violently) to cofibean's blog. They are pissed because they epitomize the "orc" character.

These fuckin' idiots who keep reading your blog just to piss themselves off are truly retarded. Why waste your time reading something just to get mad? Manood na lang kayo ng favorite tv show niyong Wowowee.
People who enjoy reading this blog thinks it's satirical. Even if it's not, we don't necessarily agree with everything Cofibean says but we find it funny and entertaining. You cannot take anything seriously with a person who talks (writes) like cofi. But it's just freakin' funny. That's it!

Anonymous said...

This is one classic case of nagmamarunong orc:

Anonymous said...

cofi, it's eerie not eery.


My god honey! Saan ka ba graduate? Do you really think na mali and eery? OMG! As in OMG! Go back to kinder na no!

Anonymous said...

TANGINA MO RR SPORT! Baka ang panget mong pagmumukha ang barilin ko ng tite! Tignan lang natin kung yumabang ka pang animal ka! Mga idiot!

torch said...

Addendum:

... those who wear LONG BOOTS in sizzling hot temps making them susceptible to fungal infection of the feet and toes esp during summer. I could imagine how their feet smell yikes! Sooo funny and ludicrous while those in colder countries could hardly even wait for spring time to wear open shoes or sandals...

Sir Loin said...

eery is a spelling variation of eerie. both are acceptable and they mean the same thing. the one who made the correction is probably not an orc. alternate spelling is just not very common. now that all the orcs out there know this, they will jump at the chance to pretend to be smart and make small talk at conyotic parties.

OrcHater said...

Wow... who would've thought orcs have access to the internet...

To all you people who find this blog offensive - "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT." You idiots have better things to do than getting yourselves angry at this person for speaking his mind. You're just wasting your time. Oh yeah, no point in sending a point of view to you idiots. You probably can't even comprehend this message.

blacksoul said...

"Disclaimer: Please don't make basa my journal if you find this offensive. Go browse disneyland.com instead. Hope I made it clear. Now, if you still comment on my site, it only means one thing -- you are really one stupid bobo orc!"


bakit kasi nangengealam kayo sa gusto niyang sabihin eh blog niya naman to

Anonymous said...

DUH?!! wutDAfck do i care kun malabo ang comprehension mo? another bobo orc on the loose....

hindi. bobo ka talaga mag-organize ng thoughts mo.

Isaiah said...

before you make yabang and correct someone's selling tingin muna kayo ng dictionary ha...

angela said...

you mispelled "eerie"

but you're still the coolest for moi.

Anonymous said...

DUH?!! wutDAfck do i care kun malabo ang comprehension mo? another bobo orc on the loose....

hindi. bobo ka talaga mag-organize ng thoughts mo.

--haha!! at sumagot ka pah?!! you really are retarded....... bwaha!!!

Anonymous said...

napakahusay tlga. isa kang henyo cofi!

kaso bumabaho na d2. andameng nagpopost na mga peasanteh / hampaslupa.


ewww.

Anonymous said...

if you really hate "orcs" and often feel that they torture your aura to no end, then i suggest you move to another country. kasi kung puro ka yabang e madadali lang ang buhay mo....mayaman ka naman, diba??!! if i know, you're just pretending to be a glitterati. i'm pretty sure you're just as screwed up as the orcs you wrote about. aminin mo na rin kasi na bading ka kaya pinagkakadiskitahan mo ang iba!!

Anonymous said...

--haha!! at sumagot ka pah?!! you really are retarded....... bwaha!!!

hindi ako. ikaw ang retarded. hindi ka marunong mag-organize ng thoughts mo eh.

PinoyBlurker said...

just blurkin'

Anonymous said...

to isaiah

look who's talking. see your post below.
Isaiah said...
before you make yabang and correct someone's selling tingin muna kayo ng dictionary ha...

or variation din ba yan ng spelling?


and to the one who made a comment when i suggested eerie instead of eery:

and so what does that prove? that you're fucking smarter than the rest of us just because i didn't know of a spelling variation? sheesh, if that's how you measure intelligence you really are a retard.

Anonymous said...

nice... just like everything else. kaya lang bakit parang uber mabait ka ata ngayon?

Anonymous said...

hi. i really like reading your blog. coz' i think you're a good writer. But you're too "PRANING" on making "lait" people around you. your an Atenean and i don't think you graduated for criticizing people around you. your wasting your talent.i don't think your mom sent you to school to have those silly childish remarks to other people. i know you're good but you should also know to moderate what you're saying even if this is your blog. still it can be read by people. I got lots of Atenean friends but they're not like you. i guess you're smart enough and have heard this quotation from your GMRC teacher from grade school: "do not do unto others what you don't want others do unto you" in short my dear learn to word RESPECT. we're all created equal. not because your atenean you're better than the other. PEACE

Anonymous said...

eto pa

My god honey! Saan ka ba graduate? Do you really think na mali and eery? OMG! As in OMG! Go back to kinder na no!

may OMG2x ka pa jan eh ikaw din pala mali yung spelling mo. the nerve of some people here.

Anonymous said...

i love you cofi!
astig ka!
tayo nalang! wahahahah!

but don't cross the line ok buddy? i mean, b as offensive as u can,just don't go below the belt..(do i make sense?)what the heck? ur a genius, u know that.. la lang ako magawa. ah eh,im sorry for that guy nga pala gary ata? i've been rude. oh well, bad day. wtf im losin' my sanity again.sheesh.

go cofi! rah! rah! rah!

-kimi

Anonymous said...

i love you cofi!
astig ka!
tayo nalang! wahahahah!

but don't cross the line ok buddy? i mean, b as offensive as u can,just don't go below the belt..(do i make sense?)what the heck? ur a genius, u know that.. la lang ako magawa. ah eh,im sorry for that guy nga pala gary ata? i've been rude. oh well, bad day. wtf im losin' my sanity again.sheesh.

go cofi! rah! rah! rah!

-kimi

migz da arkangel said...

REPENT!!!!!!!!!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i love you cofi!
astig ka!
tayo nalang! wahahahah!

but don't cross the line ok buddy? i mean, b as offensive as u can,just don't go below the belt..(do i make sense?)what the heck? ur a genius, u know that.. la lang ako magawa. ah eh,im sorry for that guy nga pala gary ata? i've been rude. oh well, bad day. wtf im losin' my sanity again.sheesh.

go cofi! rah! rah! rah!

-kimi


so suggesting that you obliterate the masses is not yet below the belt for you? killing the poor is not yet crossing the line? ayus ka rin ah! kasing bobo ka ng idol mo.

gEnOs@iD said...

oh my...

it seems that the brutal, insensitive, and sarcastic Cofibean is back!!!

just look at all those bashing...
nagbalik din sa wakas...
hahahaha!

by the way...nice post...

mga call center guys dyan, kung hindi naman ganun ang ugali nyo, wag mag react masyado. (pero mas maganda kung mag rereact kayo violently. bwahahaha!)

gEnOs@iD said...

wow...it seems that the nasty, brutal, insensitive, and sarcastic Cofibean is back! just look at those bashing!

yung mga call center guys dyan, kung hindi naman ganun yung ugali nyo, na katulad ng mga tinutukoy ni Cofibean sa post nya, wag masyado paapekto. Salamat po.

(...but then again, ultra violent reactions are highly accepted! bwahahaha!)

☻orc encyclopedia☻ said...

Well it seems the secret behind the makeshift iPods lies here...

Latest iPod
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9928/ipodqa0.jpg

Yep, I think that is Apple's answer to the techie orc masses growing demand for affordable iPods - the all-new iPod "Warcraft" edition.

☻orc encyclopedia☻ said...

and of course they've got one for the girls and the queer...

Latest iPod 2
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8996/ipod2cn1.jpg

Anonymous said...

nice way to entertain others!!!

Anonymous said...

uh, the end of orcs ba katulad nung sa lord of the rings? i wonder who's sauron and the nazgul? haha!

Anonymous said...

ang cute cute mo talga..
can i take you home?
one night lang?
who cares if you're like satan's seedling or anton la vey's adopted baby, i still want you.
mind if i have a taste of you?
i love your dark and sinister personality, so sexy..
gggrrrrr.
i'll be all yours just tell me when and where, you wont regret it.
im gonna empty you and fill you in with me.bring me to my knees.
oh shit.i'm trying to stay calm.it's unbearable.you're sublime,you're amazing.you don't even know the danger you're facing.i'll be waiting till you really put you're guard down...hell yeah.
don't dare be nice..\m/
--i ain't an obsessed psycho. just felt a tinge of hots for this devil..

Anonymous said...

ang cute cute mo talga..
can i take you home?
one night lang?
who cares if you're like satan's seedling or anton la vey's adopted baby, i still want you.
mind if i have a taste of you?
i love your dark and sinister personality, so sexy..
gggrrrrr.
i'll be all yours just tell me when and where, you wont regret it.
im gonna empty you and fill you in with me.bring me to my knees.
oh shit.i'm trying to stay calm.it's unbearable.you're sublime,you're amazing.you don't even know the danger you're facing.i'll be waiting till you really put you're guard down...hell yeah.
don't dare be nice..\m/
--i ain't an obsessed psycho. just felt a tinge of hots for this devil..

Anonymous said...

ang cute cute mo talga..
can i take you home?
one night lang?
who cares if you're like satan's seedling or anton la vey's adopted baby, i still want you.
mind if i have a taste of you?
i love your dark and sinister personality, so sexy..
gggrrrrr.
i'll be all yours just tell me when and where, you wont regret it.
im gonna empty you and fill you in with me.bring me to my knees.
oh shit.i'm trying to stay calm.it's unbearable.you're sublime,you're amazing.you don't even know the danger you're facing.i'll be waiting till you really put you're guard down...hell yeah.
don't dare be nice..\m/
--i ain't an obsessed psycho. just felt a tinge of hots for this devil..

Isaiah said...

Ei mr. Stupid anonymous, are you trying to prove us that you're way smarter? If I know you're just one of the stupid call center agents that I personally hate. Can't you get the difference of a typo and a real kabobohan. Like yours hehe.

Isaiah said...

stupid comments from mr. anonymus is way kabobohan wahaha don't take it personally jerk. This is fun! ;p

Anony Mous said...

tangna!!! ano ba deto pagalengan ng spilleng??? putangna kayung lahat!!!

dalaifollower said...

CHEERS TO GLUE !

U THINK REAL COOL. THE HELL TO THOSE WHO COMMENT HERE SERIOUSLY NONSENSE. BOTTOMLINE IS IF UR NOT ENTERTAIN THEN DONT STOP BY THIS BLOG SITE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME READNG THEM. HAAY! MAGKAPE NALNG KAU NG GINILING NA MAIS.

Anonymous said...

to isaiah

are you talking to yourself? sheesh, your grammar is absolutely pathetic.

and you obviously don't know how to read do you? did you read what i wrote below after i made a comment on you.

Anonymous said...

guys i'm also a call center agent, i look at this site as comic relief, this idiot is so funny when he posts. Taglish at hindi marunong mag tagalog o mag ingles ng deretso. He could be bilingual but isn't even efficient either way, possibly it takes him over a day to post a blog, giving him credit as a slow typist.

If he hates this country so much why not fly to another would be great but possibly he can't afford to fly to HongKong on Cathay. Baka nga kahit JetStar hindi niya kaya.

Mabundol ng Motor, hay cofibean, ya know you can call anyone a driver baka maya taxi driver pa nga eh. Haha. La nga driver with Bodyguard.

Some CC agents really just get the job and have a secondary business and the target is to earn for the future unlike you who has all the money to burn and don't know what it's for. More power to your posts you are fueling Comic Relief for us.

xtina said...

oh my god.. that is so sad. i cant believe all the comments here. point taken obviously.

metal-mouth james said...

hahaha. i guess we all are on the "cofibean bandwagon". we can't help but be allured by all the things posted here. at first i was pissed but i must admit that this is funny. i believe that there is a cofibean in everyone of us. bold, straight-forward and elevated. wag na magalit yung iba dyan. this is tactless but seemingly true. we should all change. f*uck. "it takes one to know one". remember that. hehehehe peace.

madame said...

this isn't about the topic. ayt? hey, is there anyone of you guys here know the site of anonymous? some stuff i just wanna ask.

Abaniko said...

Er, before I get hate comments on my blog, just wanna make it clear I don't agree with you on call center agents. But you had me entertained here. Funny how you view other people around you. Bloghopped from Gibbs' site. :)

Anonymous said...

may point naman kc si cofibean
pano naman kc ung ibang taga call center sobrang pumorma and maka-asta, hindi ko naman nilalahat tapos pag madaming tao pa-english-english pa. taspsos, what's with the jackets? ok lang if ur inside airconditioned offices...

toothpick said...

This is meant to be a satire. Just laugh it off dudes.

Anonymous said...

katakot naman yan.

Anonymous said...

bakit kayo apektado???tinatamaan ba kayo sa mga sinabi nya??? the guy has the right to express what he feels and what he sees. call center agent ako, aminado ako na meron talagang ganyan na tao sa call center. pero di ako apektado dahil di ako isa sa mga binaggit nya. haay naku! bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan pangit!!!!

Anonymous said...

--haha!! at sumagot ka pah?!! you really are retarded....... bwaha!!!

hindi ako. ikaw ang retarded. hindi ka marunong mag-organize ng thoughts mo eh.


----weh??! seriously?! di nga?! hihi.... aysus, manong grandpa.... read a book na lang on your rocking chair...
=P

Anonymous said...

----weh??! seriously?! di nga?! hihi.... aysus, manong grandpa.... read a book na lang on your rocking chair...
=P


sus! ang bobo mo talaga. hindi marunong mag-organize ng thoughts mo.

Pinoy Stupid said...

Yet again the comment board is infested with orcs and idiots who do not have enough backbone to reveal themselves while making the rudest, uncivilized remarks I have ever seen.

Whatever you're doing, it's not defending your barbaric class. It's merely strengthening cofibean's argument.

Anonymous said...

pinoy stupid, ang pangit ng blog mo. sobra kang trying hard.

Anonymous said...

haha nice blog cofibean

maldita_uno said...

nice blog!! hahahaha!!

pinoy stupid said...

And you still can't make that comment without anonymity. You are pathetic.

Go cofibean!

Anonymous said...

pinoy stupid said...

And you still can't make that comment without anonymity. You are pathetic.

Go cofibean!


haha! sobrang trying hard kang magpa-kontrobersyal. kumukuha ka lang naman ng material galing sa ibang blogs. magsama kayo ni moet! bwahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

you know what it is better that you mind your business... because it only shows that you ar like insecure to some call center agents...

live life the way you live it not by the way others live it...

Anonymous said...

hahah.. natawa ako dito.. pati mga comments nkakatawa... nice blog!

Anonymous said...

hi to all bloggers!! this is not a spam.. this is the same msg sent to all cool pinoy bloggers out there. our site to discuss our blogs and advertise your blog is www.pilipinas.co.nr marami na pong sumali. Salamat po.

Anonymous said...

Hello!!

This is a really nice post!

damn..

Why are you all so affected by this post?

Here's My Point of View
Number 1:
e2 ung isang comment na nabasa ko sa taas..

Quote:
"Alam mo, buti na lang meron kaming pinag aralan at hindi kami tulad mo na mukhang walang pinag aralan. Isa kang salot sa lipunan sa pang-aalipustang ginagawa mo sa mahihirap. Balang araw ay ikaw naman ang hahatulan sa iyong mga ginagawang kasalanan. Pilipino ka rin. Tandaan mo yan!"

Heres my comment to that: kung may pinag-aralan ka bakit ka nasa call center? eh d humanap ka ng ibang trabaho which is in line sa natapos mo... kung nakatapos ka nga tlaga??

Number 2:
Bat ba ang daming mga kupal na galit na galit sa taas?? bakit talga bang ganun kau?? When you get mad and get affected, that only means that you admit it to yourself that all of the things that are in this post are true...

cge nga?? nd ba kau nag iicp? hay... kung talagang magagaling kau bat puro mura ang alam nyo? if you're all sophisticated, you exhibit a high ethical standard and feeling elite, as all callcenter agents think they have, then why are all of you so mad? and bat puro mura kau ng mura...

*Note: Ive also tried applying in about 3 call center companies and About 2 of them gave me a job offer but i've rejected it, Why? Because I've thought, Why did I spend 14 years studying and graduating till college if I am only gonna do a job not suited for the course that ive graduated? I hope you also realized that..

haha eh kung tinanggap ko un eh d may jacket na rin ako kahit may araw, at naka shades kahit walang araw...tsk tsk..

well thats it.. I just wanna share my thoughts...

usaf said...

Heres my comment to that: kung may pinag-aralan ka bakit ka nasa call center? eh d humanap ka ng ibang trabaho which is in line sa natapos mo... kung nakatapos ka nga tlaga

hoy anonymous. stupid ka din no? nagiisap ka ba? nasa pilipinas ka din diba? ang bobo mo naman para hindi malaman na maraming graduates dyan na mas mataas pa sa pinagaralan mo na waiter or walang trabaho dahil mahirap maghanap ng trabaho or wala na talagang available na trabaho. nagyabang ka pa e you also wasted your time applying to call centers. may pa line of tinapos ka pa dyan e parehas ka din naman nila well goodluck kung makahanap ka ng trabaho dyan unless may sarili kayong family business. if not palamunin ka lang ng magulang mo kaya tumahimik ka dyan.

as to cofibean i like your blog bro if im bored at work i always check it ok na stress reliever pare haha. i might not totally agree with you but hey this is your blog. you have your own pet peeves and i have mine. so peaceout dude. by the way i also hate call center peeps cause they keep on calling my house everyday selling some stupid cellphone and phonecards. shit man i already told you guys im not interested anu bang hindi nyo maintindihan doon if you call my house again wag na nga kayong magenglish ang lakas naman ng filipino accent nyo e trying hard pa kayo. pasalamat kayo di ko kayo kilala dahil pagumuwi ako dyan sa pinas im gonna kick you guys asses lalo na ung mga bading. fuck y'all mofo's ang arte nyo pamakeupmakeup kayo mukha naman kayong manananggal.

taz

Anonymous said...

very entertaining... Relax guys, its just a blog...

Anonymous said...

You know...It's entertaining but a thought just entered my mind, how do YOU know what the so-called orcs do? Paano mo nalaman mga 'yon pare? Ginagawa mo rin ano?

Anonymous said...

ei, question what is the meaning of OCR just curious...hope you could answer

thanks...

Anonymous said...

ei, question just want to ask anybody who knows what is OCR mean?



thanks

CSG said...

^_^ like grabe... galing mo!! although nasa business ako ng ganito pero ASTIG!! naaliw tlga ako If may nag ggnun tsaka OK NM UNG POST NIYA NOH!! its his own opinion and we ALL have the right to it.. IF MAG BUALOT SYA ABOUT HIS ACHES, PAINS, GRIEVANCES let him be kasi its his life and none could dictate what he puts in his blog and no one said na you should read or visit his blog diba? KUDOS PARE!!!

Anonymous said...

it's EERIE not EERY

RazaZo'o said...

... this is an interesting blog. poplit at its best. very sensitive si cofibean sa kontemporaryong mga pangyayari. malupit man ang dating ng kanyang paglalahad; hindi maikakailang may katuturan pa rin ang mga nais niyang palabasin...

slickass said...

Anonymous said...
My gosh! This blog is simply pathetic. You can't even make a complete sentence with the proper grammar on it. I didn't agree with the other commenters posting that you are a great writer. I mean, come on guys, this ihatecofi character is a big joke! I bet you don't even knew the word poseur you included in your post. Oh, I stand corrected, there's a handy dictionary na pala. Anyways, if you really wanna make it big. Check your grammar asshole! ------ NAMAN! NAMAN! tigas mo magsalita ng wrong grammar tong nagpost nito e yang grammar mo mali mali naman! hahah handy dictionary? gosh very lame vocabulary haha and what's this "i bet you dont even knew the word poseur...".. check your grammar.. youre probably working in a call center pretending to sound like an english man pero actually puro wrong grammar naman.. cmon get real! haha

RN said...

hahhaha! all i can say is hahahaha!! nakakatuwa ang blogger na to! kc naman lahat ng mga sinabi nya about call center agents totoo haha! para sa lahat ng nagwowork sa call center na nagexpress ng super duper galit nila dito, guys get real,i worked in a call center too for like 3 yrs. madami talaga ang mga pasosi as in kala mo nga yuppies na bigtime but hey, you can easily spot them walking around eastwood or in ortigas at night and in JEANS! gosh kaya ako nagresign walang future ang work dun.. hanggang operations manager lang ang pinakamataas na posisyon..tapos may nalalaman pa silang team building team building letse puro naman inuman yang team building na yan! and the accounts! scam! if youve handled the epixtar (we call it petixtar) account, matututo kang magsinungaling sa cliente! haha

to all who posted comments here who apparently work at call centers, dont get mad, its really hard to face reality.. hehe get a better job, do something worth your time and not just sitting infront of the pc arguing with your stupid clients who cant even understand the way you speak english! in our time about 5 yrs ago, hindi pa ganun kaarte ang mga agents but now, tlgang pasosi haha pero trying hard naman..good thing i quit that job, i am now a nurse, and i feel i've accomplished more than what i used to do in that field... sigh!

so wag kayo magalit ok? yung mga nagmumura pinapakita nyo lang na talgang jologs kau kc natamaan kayo! hahaha

chill guys!

agent 007 said...

Indeed RN tinamaan lahat ng nagpapanggap/poser/papogi/pakikay/pa rich effect hehehe sana lang magpakatotoo na lang ang bawat Filipino para umunlad tayo! hindi porma wala naman.zero.bota.

@ cofibean be happy/gay you're close to popularity.

-not your typical agent007

Ervin Sam said...

relax guys... it's all humor.. may mao-offend tlga.. pero cofibean won't be popular kung tlgang mang-offend ang purpose nya

aguinaldo said...

dont read if your really offended by what this guy is posting, first off i doubt that he is really trying to insult the masa but he is ACTUALLY INSULTING the rich and the powerful who seemed oblivious to what is going on around them

so to all those people who thinks he is making fun of poor people think again

Anonymous said...

ala namang masama sa pagkocallcenter, hindi ka lang cguro mahal ng nanay mo kaya insecure ka. you may have the money but you don't have the heart. you're just like f. marcos, a big intellectual monster.

-nakanantuts.blogspot.com

maglaitan na lang tayo ng mukha, in person. kasi feeling ko panget ka. hehe.. nielz01@yahoo.com see me at friendster. ü

Anonymous said...

pag wala kayo magawa sa buhay...pakamatay na lang kayo

Anonymous said...

mga balasubas na nag co comment ng walang saysay...pakamatay na kayo...bwahahahaha

Anonymous said...

girl-next-town:

my god... nakakaasar ung mga super affected.

SATIRE. DONT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!

you make it look so obvious that other than being a call center agent, there are some other stuffs there he wrote that describes you.

eh so what?? eto pananaw nia eh. try making one and then try insulting those in the upper class. feel free to do so. yun nga lang, i kind of doubt your ability to make one.

this dude has been writing stuffs like these for years.. and it always leaves the morning full of laughs.

the difference between this one and his previous sattire blog is that this one is more specific on whom he's attacking.

unlike before he just used codenames...

so cool guys.... if youre happy with your money as call center agents then ignore this "shit" if you may call it.

but to some people this blog is a daily dose of laughtrips.

Papichulo168 said...

Something is just terribly wrong with this item:

"2. People aboard some masa jeepneys and other public utility vehicles with their rather gaudy and obviously second hand ukay-ukay clothes. Tapos sticking out pa their latest got-from-the-bombays-as-hulugans celfones from time to time for all to see. Kaya naman most of them usually ends up all patay na from the tusok on the side they got from being held up. Lousy no?",

I hope your disclaimer works for you when you find yourself cornered in a dark alley pushing your guts back inside your stomach begging for dear life.

Because payback is really a BITCH.

Anonymous said...

i cannot remember the last time i even smiled, but today, you made me laugh. you are so funny cofi.

so true! said...

sa totoo lang, mejo totoo ang observations ni cofi. madalas ko nga napapansin ang grupo ng mga call center ppl na sobrang obvious parinig ang conversation nila with the twangs pa. d-uh?! tapos na ang office hours no?! pano ba naman di halata na taga-call center eh pinaparinig pa nila mismo. and yung thick jackets OUTSIDE of the ofc bldg? so true...meron pa ngang isa may fur collar pa! exagg! may isa pa akong nakita na yung OLD ipod mini niya nilagyan pa ng BELT CLIP na tuloy kala mo celfone eh ipod lang pala...para makita na may ipod siya. duh!

Anonymous said...

hahaha. cofi? how rich are you ba? mukhang hot na hot dugo mo sa mga yan ah. :)) alalahanin mo, the Philippines is a 3rd world country. if you hate MOST people here, then go abroad na lang or somewhere that would satisfy you. Rich ka naman diba? :)) okay peace out. btw, i enjoy reading your posts. :)

Ice_Frog said...

Haha, Nakakatawa ito ahhh... Well im sure matagal na naka post itong topic na ito, pero ngayun ko lang nabasa ehhh... Hahah, it's funny how a guy like COFI can say those things about call center people, when in fact hindi naman lahat ng tao sa call center ganun... Hay, and whats with this??? Felling ba niya maging writter??? Hahah, trying to be one of the greats... Hay, too bad, stick sa pang lalait dude.. Diyan ka lang naman magaling ehhh, at hanggang diyan ka lang... taglish pa... Hahaha, funny, stick to one language when you are writting dude, mas maganda tingnan... Hahah...

Aslan Cross said...

"Cute." But completely wrong. I've met a lot of well-off "Orcs" in Ateneo.

Anonymous said...

hehe ang bakla mong magsalita lol, are you one of those papogi types na mukhang bakla?
kahit anong sabihin mo bahong imburnal parin utot mo ulol, hehe.. kahit saan isalang.. simbaho ng tae mo ang tae ko haha..

Anonymous said...

wow dme comments..hehe la lng daan lng hehe

BIGTOOLBRAVO said...

hello cofibean

astig pare blog mo sobrang natawa ako.....i also work in a call center shet ngayon ko lang na access email pero galing mo dude....sorry sa mga taga call center na tinamaan but let's face it what he said is a fact pero medyo harsh lang yung words na ginamit pero astig.....we all laugh here sa office

KUDOS to you cofibean!!!

SYKES

Tin said...

You have the rationale of that gritty stuff that accumulates under my toenails. I hope you choke on your vileness.Pare.

Anonymous said...

caLm down guys!sinasbi nya LnG ung nsa isip nya...and as a reader of his blog,dpat enjoy nyo lng.. LOL...!

Anonymous said...

dapat ang mga nagbabasa nitong blog na 2 e ung mga mayayaman lng at mga stockholders na kagaya nmin ni COfi, ung mga orcs na sobra at nonsense kung magpost ng knilang mga walang kwentang naiisip sa liit ng inyong mga brain na halos d gumana e tumalon nlng kayo sa building ng inyong mga HAMPAS LUPANG CALL CENTERS... basta messege ko kay Cofi is KUDOS pare!!! GOOD JOB!!!! F.Y.I. mga ORCS, always remember... ang GUILTY lng ang TINATAMAAN!!!...

Anonymous said...

hahah galit na galit mga taga call center ha.

Anonymous said...

at first i was enraged but my better judgement won me over...so with that
bravo...that's the type of comedy freakin' americans would really appreciate...hopefully they'll get you an audition for the Daily show or SNL...(fingers crossed)
anyways keep it up...
also congratulations...since you are being bombarded with all of these comments, you're somehow a celebrity in your own right...hope to read more of you orcs stuff..

-sarcasm oriented orc...(calyl)

Anonymous said...

I'm a call center agent but I enjoyed reading this blog and i have nothing against him... I like his ideas and I am not doing the things included in the blog so, it's fine and needs to be acknowledge by others because I think some of the statements are somehow true and in track. hehehe

Anonymous said...

som are true some are not... but all in all . "COOL"

ECINAD said...

some are true,, some are not.. but all in all "COOL"

.:: bLu fiSh ::. said...

wag kaung maxadong high blood. this is supposed to be satirical naman no

Anonymous said...

hi... you should live in reality na hindi lang mayaman ang nabubuhay sa mundo... pwede ba!!!! Pag nagkagera dito sa Pinas huh bka kasama ka na rin sa orc mo hehehe

Anonymous said...

You are the best!! Natu ralist ka no!? anyway, I love reading your blog..

cofibagofshit said...

cofiboy... hahaha! nakakatuwa ka namang bakla ka!!! hahahahaha! i bet dahil sa kaka-coffee mong puta ka eh nakalimutan mong super katutubong orc ka rin... ISA KANG LUMAD! hahahahaha!!! anyway, ganyan naman perception nya talaga s buhay ang isang maging uber, nouveau riche MADER-PAKER you're like so sosyal naman, my dear cofiboy... ADIK! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! i can't imagine i made patol s blog mo, cofigay! -- sanay ka siguro s kapeng barako kaya ganyan ka ka super stoooopid na kupal! --- OOOOPPSS... FREAK ALERT!

Anonymous said...

Galing mo idol! make basa dis blog also http://myghostexperience.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

why do people always use "uber" ans "sans"? nakakaasar lang kc sana pure German or pure French nlang ang buong post...trying hard magpakasosyal?
Faut maîtriser les deux langues-là, en faisant ça, tu pourrais enfin être plus significatif qu'être chic; être bien élevé.

Anonymous said...

Nice satire! Cool!

Anonymous said...

Gago ka! ang kapal ng mukha mo. hope you rot in hell!

Anonymous said...

so this is where people who where deprived of a decent social life gather (posers, arise). egotistic rich kids be damned. stop calling people orcs, you orc dick. although i find this blog entertaining, it's still stupid. :)

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