Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Why me pare???

Ahhhh! Can't sleep pare! Kanina pa ako trying to sleep by making my eyes pikit pero its useless talaga! Shit! Shit! Shit! There are soo many things inside my head right now. So many fucking pampagulo thoughts thats been crowding my head like giera. I was making my head kalog na nga pare just to get rid of those fucking thoughts pero it keeps on bugging me pa rin. Shit naman kasi kanina the thing I saw pare. Of all people, why me pa? I mean there are so many fucking loser punks out there tapos I was the one chosen pa to witness that incident....Ahhhhhh! Goodluck saken pare. The hell!

Tangina. Just imagine pare, I was on my way to Ortigas kanina with my stupid driver when suddenly, out from nowhere, a baho katutubo was knocking furiously on my car. He was asking for help because he was being held up daw and the holduppers were still after him. The hell talaga pare! What was he thinking ba? Do I look like a cop ba? I mean, I don't eat patolas nga tapos I'll carry pa one. No way pare! And besides, I'm not that bobo pare just to let some baho stranger with a lame story inside my car. I'm all talino kaya to fall for something as pathetic like that.

So yun na nga diba? My driver was like all scared pa and was really shaking when he told me that the guy was bleeding on the side. And not only that pare, HE EVEN COMMANDED ME to let the guy in. I mean, who's the boss ba? So I just told him to shut up and ignore the guy and get the hell out of that place. I told na lang the kulit native to ask for help from other people because my car was not designed to bring dying patients no. I gave him na lang 500 bucks to buy for himself some band aids and alcohol to stop the bleeding because the blood is starting to smell like lansa na. So there, another good deed na naman for me pare.

Ok na sana the incident eh. Kaso my stupid mom lang talaga was like pampasira ng aura. When I got home kasi kanina and told her about the incident, she told me na, "You should have helped the guy hijo. Kawawa naman. What if that guy is the breadwinner of his family tapos mamatay dahil hindi mo tinulungan?" I mean... do'h!!! It's not my fault that he got held up kanina. Probably he was flashing his celfone while waiting for a ride. So it was his fault not mine. Tanga kasi that guy eh.

88 comments:

Randy said...

Which reminds me of an incident along Espana while papunta ako ng school a few mornings ago. There was this taong grasa with a plate full of chiz curls walking pasuray-suray and I was like scared that I'll hit him. What this crazy dude did was hit a CRV. Grabe he made it look like he was nabangga. Grabe what people would do to make you kwarta. I was so mad at him that nung red light, I wanted to get off my car and shout to this guy, "Puta pare, halika punta ka sa harap ng car ko and I'll make you bangga para hindi lang convincing your drama but true pa." There was this car next to me with the police ID hanging on his rearview mirror but he didn't do anything. Stupid pulis.

Ari said...

OMG! wawa naman the guy... hirap talaga to do bait deeds nowadays.... your 500 bux would've gotten him a cab to the most lapit hospi, and who knows daba... he might even be kasama with the sindikato getting into people's cars and getting the upholstery dugo-dugo. Eew.

rain said...

What an outrageous incident! Even I would'nt know what to do if i'm faced with a similar situation. It's just right that you did'nt let the person in your car. Who knows, this might be the new modus operandi of the orc muggers in the Metro. I commend you for having the compassion, though, and giving the guy 500 bucks. But then again, if the guy was'nt really hurt, then pal, you've just been fooled by an orc.

Anonymous said...

you should have helped the guy u know...pero baka modus operandi lang yan ng mga orcs...hope the guy's ok..

Turtle said...

Habang paalis ng Filinvest, syempre madadaanan mo ang Sandigan overpass. Minsan duon , may lalaking bangag na may karga-kargang sanggol at tatatwang tatalon kaya nagkabuhol-buhol ang traffic sa ibaba dahil sa dami ng mga usisero. Sa inis ko, nasabi ko tuloy na, "Naku hindi tatalon yan, wala pa'ng ABS-CBN. Nagpapapansin lang yan."

Ngunit pagkauwi ko sa bahay kinagabihan, napanood ko sa news na tumalon nga ang gago at namatay ang dalang sanggol. For some reason, I still feel guilty for what I have said even after a year.

Wala lang, share ko lang.

Cofi, I'll be watching the news.

Anonymous said...

tang ina mo pare sana mangyari sayo un kung totoo man ang istorya mo pare... tang ina mo ka talga pare! siguro maliit ang titi mong tanga ka pare.... dapat ang mga katulad mo e dinadala sa mental pare... tsupain mo na lang ang titE ng tatay mo pare... BAOG kanh hayop ka pare... uloL!!!!

tcm said...


Anonymous said...

tang ina mo pare sana mangyari sayo un kung totoo man ang istorya mo pare... tang ina mo ka talga pare! siguro maliit ang titi mong tanga ka pare.... dapat ang mga katulad mo e dinadala sa mental pare... tsupain mo na lang ang titE ng tatay mo pare... BAOG kanh hayop ka pare... uloL!!!!


Another one of those stupid orcs who really can't enough of the torture they receive from going to this site. Get a life you moron! No one invited you here. If you don't like what you read, then go away!

Anonymous said...

are you for real? or are you just gay? i dont understand my brain is melting just reading your blog... btw if you dont like it here so much why dont you just go?

Anonymous said...

heyheyhey, chill lang kayo, okay? this ain't your blog kaya so you don't have any right to spam here. don't be PIKON when he says something like that. this is his blog in the first place, he can say anything he wants. 'wag kayong pikon.

and why would you be pikon, anyway? kayo ba yung tinatamaan? damn. that's why i hate this country. soooo full of nasty bitches.

Anonymous said...

yahh .. so full of nasty bitches ...

like umm.. so right now... so many gay bitches out there ...

ugh

redkinoko said...

i love you cofibean! i want to have your babies! fuck me in the ass you bitch! oooh! oooh! aaaaaah!

areon_meiko said...

hehehehe kuya cofi, you should be careful, do you know how many gay guys are trying to suck up to you right now? yeeesh.... and about the taong grasa? isipin mo na lang parang super kadiri na movie...^_^

P.S.: may bakla gumagaya sa screen name ko..wahahhaha...^_^ ingat pare..or i'll hack you

Anonymous said...

you shithead wanna be! fix yourself or imma find your ass and beat the crap out of you. believe it fucker.

Anonymous said...

Have you guys read on what the hell you wrote here?? And who the fuck are you calling ORCS? These are people and you don't have the right to associate them with those kind of beings. Bakit sino ba kayo? Kayo ba yung super mayayaman sa Pinas na walang ibang ginawa kundi manlait ng tao? Bakit kayo lang ba ang anak ng Diyos? Sabagay mamamatay din naman kayo. At the end of the day, abo na lang din kayo at wala kayong pinagkaiba sa mga taong tinatawag niyong Orcs. Masaklap pa niyan, san ba kayo pupulutin kapag namatay kayo? This blog was one of the worst I read. And "conio" people like you guys are the worst people that exist in this world.

superluwi said...

kudos to ur blog pare, actualy im lurker here sa blog mo pare,pero i decided to comment narin to show support.

very creative ur blog pare, funny and super interesting the way how you treat life. mabuhay ka! astig!


www.superluwi.com

Anonymous said...

im am feeling awa-awa to the blogger "cofi bean". Hes got no isip and originality to formulate a unique blog of his own. He is just making gaya-gaya my blogsite, pero his blog is like talking trash. As in, hell, pare do u have something in your so called kokote that you are not uber enough to think of unique blogstyle?

re-format mo na kaya this blog and form a new one. Everything yata that i put in my blogsite, you are making gaya pare. Dinagdag mo lang the masa people and dirty-call them baho orcs.

You know what mr. bean? pag komedy ka talaga. You are not bagay with your blogstyle. Change format and change nick to Rowan Atkinson.

Anonymous said...

what the.......

Anonymous said...

Another cofibean wannabe just like the inday wordpress... Tsk..tsk..

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Anonymous said...

im am feeling awa-awa to the blogger "cofi bean". Hes got no isip and originality to formulate a unique blog of his own. He is just making gaya-gaya my blogsite, pero his blog is like talking trash. As in, hell, pare do u have something in your so called kokote that you are not uber enough to think of unique blogstyle?

re-format mo na kaya this blog and form a new one. Everything yata that i put in my blogsite, you are making gaya pare. Dinagdag mo lang the masa people and dirty-call them baho orcs.

You know what mr. bean? pag komedy ka talaga. You are not bagay with your blogstyle. Change format and change nick to Rowan Atkinson.

Anonymous said...

Shit pare. The cofibean bug is like making kalat na. I've been to so many blog and all of them making gaya you na. The hell talaga pare. You're the man! Daba!

Atari San said...

Tangina dude ang yabang mo! Hope sayo mangyari ang ginawa mo sa bahong native na yun.

Biatch said...

The the anonymous dude who posted this:

Anonymous said...

im am feeling awa-awa to the blogger "cofi bean". Hes got no isip and originality to formulate a unique blog of his own. He is just making gaya-gaya my blogsite, pero his blog is like talking trash. As in, hell, pare do u have something in your so called kokote that you are not uber enough to think of unique blogstyle?

re-format mo na kaya this blog and form a new one. Everything yata that i put in my blogsite, you are making gaya pare. Dinagdag mo lang the masa people and dirty-call them baho orcs.

You know what mr. bean? pag komedy ka talaga. You are not bagay with your blogstyle. Change format and change nick to Rowan Atkinson.

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Honey, cofibean is just one from the long list of conyo blogs out there. So please, do us all a favor and stop being ilusyunada. Ika nga ni Lavinia, "You're nothing but a second rate, trying year PUSSYcat!" Nyeta!

Don't own the conyospeak as if you have patented it. Fuck off! Leave cofi alone. Better yet, stick to your pathetic blog.

hotchick said...

cofibean, do your fans notice that your blog is full of product placements and infomercials? parang karamihan sa mga entries mo nagpo-promote ka ng product -- mario badescu, belo, starbucks, mall of asia, macbook, ziggurat, acura, etc.

redkinoko said...

gusto kitang chupain cofibean. lasang mocha frap siguro ang tamod mo. yummy.

teepsee said...

yeah, i'll be watching the news as well.

anyhoo, more pare! =)

true Alabanger said...

I am not offended in anyway but this blog is not exactly a waste of bytes, but rather it's so abysmal (im using that word both as an adjective and an adverb). I'm hoping this is all just a gimmick because if it's not, that means that you are a complete wannabe, wanna be cool, wannabe smart, dude, your far from it... but then again, im hoping this is a gimmick, because in that sense and context, it's working. So this is both an insult and a compliment... ;)

callboy said...

You're so hina naman pala idol cofi, dapat you get some asin,or calamansi kaya, then make saboy to the wound of that stupid guy kaya.

Cofibean said...

To True Alabanger.

Honey, saan ka ba sa Alabang? Sa Muntinlupa? Seriously, stop being a dickhead and just enjoy the blog. You don't need to brag about where you live and the verbosity you've acquired by consulting the MW dictionary. For all we know, ur just working at HSBC, Alabang. Which means.. you are a certified/bonafide/true blooded and without a doubt an ORC. So fuck off!

Anonymous said...

TANGINA KA PARE! ANG YABANG MO!

Samahan ng mga Romorondang Bakla said...

Hindot ang may gawa ng blog na ito. Isang salot sa lipunan na walang ginawa kundi alipustahin ang mga maliliit nating kababayan. Isa kang anay sa magandang pundasyon na sinumulan ng ating mga bayani na binuo ng isang mabuting adhikain na mapatatag at mapag-ibayo ang pag kakaisa sa puso ng bawa't Pilipino. Walang mahirap, walang mayaman at walang mang aalipusta. Kung ipagpapatuloy mo ang bulok mong pag-uugali ay mapipilitan kaming alamin ang tunay mong pagkato upang mabigyan ng katarungan ang mga taong ginawan mo ng kahayupan at kawalang-hiyaan. Nawa'y maging babala ito na hindi lahat ng dugong pinoy ay bobo at walang pinag-aralan tulad ng lohikang gusto mong ipabatid sa mga mamamayan. Tandaan mo ito Mr. Cofi, tao ka lang na may kahinaan at katapusan. Kaya kung gusto mo pang mapanatili ang ganda at kaayusan ng iyong buhay ay itigil mo na ang kababuyang ipinaparatang mo sa kapwa mo Pilipino. Mag-ingat!

Anonymous said...

Ur a big fucking joke pare.

Anonymous said...

[START STUPID TALK] crap, PARE, make it stop PARE my head is making gulo inside like crazy PARE, i know that kagaguhan ang tinatawag na "Taglish" PARE but im cool naman PARE, it makes people go bangag PARE, i like making people go bangag because im a cool dude PARE.. [END OF STUPID TALK]

areon_meiko said...

hahaha....a question mr. cofibean. In your friendster, sabi mo you are a writer, and by the testimonial of your friend, he says this blog is fictional. If it is, well, i salute you mr. cofibean (take note di yan sipsip...i have no reason to kasi i don't even know you? o.O) Is that really true? Or may nanggaya sayo?

Anonymous said...

ammm...

im 12 yrs old..

what does ORC mean?

thanks

Gelo said...

Oh my god! As in OMG! Invasion of the baho masa na ba itech? Mr. Cofi, why mo inaapprove ang mga tangang nagcocomment dito? Ikaw din, nawawala ang value ng blog mo dahil sa mga tulad ni areon_meiko. I've been to her blog and told her to shut down her pathetic journal together with the jologs anime theme. Ewww! Pls block her!

Gelo said...

Who do you think you are areon_meiko? Ur nothing but a second rate trying hard copycat. Mang-aagaw ka ng boyfriend puta ka! Kaya kung ako sayo, isasarado ko na ang blog ko pati na rin ang mga kajologans mo! Shet ka! Pokpok!

Anonymous said...

Away bata ba yan? Nyahahahaha! Hawakan mo na kasi tenga.

Anonymous said...

Bakit may nag-aaway na dalawang bading dito sa blog ni cofi?

Anonymous said...

grabe ka naman... you don't have a heart..

Anonymous said...

Good thing you didn't help him. Uso yang modus operandi na yan. My brother got held up (tatanga-tanga kasi). May humingi ng tulong sa kanya, hinimatay kuno so nung tinulungan niya, ayun, tinutukan siya ng kutsilyo at kinuha pera at cellphone niya. Pero grabe na tong mga hinayupak na to, hinde mo na tuloy alam kung sino talaga kailagan ng tulong or mambibiktima lang. tsk tsk...

Anonymous said...

wala akong masabe

oleola said...

damn its hard to understand your taglish man... make up your mind.

areon_meiko said...

manga-agaw ng bf? eng? baka maling blog pinuntahan mo? =_=''' and copy-cat? ma'am about the trying hard whatever-whatever....how many times has that line been repeated? Aren't you the one who keeps copying people? ^_^ oh yeah....for you jologs ako..for me jologs at bading ka...^_^ fair naman diba? ^_^

P.S. waaaaw....^_^ ibang klase din ang cofi bean fans...^_^ fati ba naman sa blog ko umaabot? hahahaha, nakakatuwa naman kayo...^_^ I guess your blog really is a good source of entertainment..^_^

farkas said...

annoying yet so funny!

see it said...

Samahan ng mga Romorondang Bakla said...

Hindot ang may gawa ng blog na ito. Isang salot sa lipunan na walang ginawa kundi alipustahin ang mga maliliit nating kababayan. Isa kang anay sa magandang pundasyon na sinumulan ng ating mga bayani na binuo ng isang mabuting adhikain na mapatatag at mapag-ibayo ang pag kakaisa sa puso ng bawa't Pilipino. Walang mahirap, walang mayaman at walang mang aalipusta. Kung ipagpapatuloy mo ang bulok mong pag-uugali ay mapipilitan kaming alamin ang tunay mong pagkato upang mabigyan ng katarungan ang mga taong ginawan mo ng kahayupan at kawalang-hiyaan. Nawa'y maging babala ito na hindi lahat ng dugong pinoy ay bobo at walang pinag-aralan tulad ng lohikang gusto mong ipabatid sa mga mamamayan. Tandaan mo ito Mr. Cofi, tao ka lang na may kahinaan at katapusan. Kaya kung gusto mo pang mapanatili ang ganda at kaayusan ng iyong buhay ay itigil mo na ang kababuyang ipinaparatang mo sa kapwa mo Pilipino. Mag-ingat!

July 21, 2006 12:55 AM


Another poser. Just shut the fuck up and leave the site if you don't like the content. Nobody cares who you are. Nobody cares what you do. Nobody cares what threat you pose, or what group you belong to. If you're such a heroic and noble person (or group) as what you proclaim to be, then stop going to this site and do what you need to do and help your "masa". Too bad, the people you will be helping will be a small percentage, and most of them will just take advantage of what you have. But I think it would be better if they do something about their poverty, instead of depending on the governement (and blaming them for that matter) and the generous people around.

redkinoko said...

hahaha! kinawawa na si areon_meiko! buti nga sayo tang inang bakla ka!

Anonymous said...

Bakla ka. Mabilis ang karma. You'll die faggot. FAGGOT!

Anonymous said...

Now, now, you're really talking. I don't think you're no longer feigning; i think this is no longer satire. I think it's the real you who is talking. Insensitivity to your fellowman's misery cannot be faked; other people's misery should not be made fun of. I wish you rot in hell and I hope your tribe vanish from the face of the earth.

I hope your mother can forgive you calling her 'stupid'. I don't remember any comic, even the best comics in the world, call their mothers stupid. Nobody makes a joke about their mothers, no matter how mean she would be. But you, to make your mother a butt of your sarcasm and insult, for fuck's sake, I'm sure your mother is wishing you haven't been born. Whoa, you're a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

Anak naman ng GRASSHOPPER oh! Ang daming vovo sa planet earth natin, no? This blog naman is not naman so serious no. Grabe naman the people getting so angry and stuff and shit like that thinking na this is all like REALITY TV. Ano va? Grave ha... Laugh lang tayo guys and gals and shemales. CHILLAX! Tigidigs and espadrils, pare...

areon_meiko said...
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Anonymous said...

ang daming nagmumura dito pero nalalagay pa rin. grabe na siguro talaga yung sinulat pag tinanggal pa yung comment. hehe.

a typical choleric girl said...

This is such a fascinating website..super fab grabe.. sobrang funny ever..


and nga pala mind u..sa mga nagpapanggap na naawa sa mga taong grasa..naks..PLAstic.

oh come on, please stop being such hypocrites, it so 80's. Naman, its the millenium, in this age, we only follow two rules, work and live. If u are unfortunate, then so be it, life sucks..anu magagawa mu..kung marunong kang tumulong, go and spare us the lecture..

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Anonymous said...

tangina man! thats a stupid thing u did! binigyan mo ng 500! dapat u should have just ignored him totally! What if its the new style ng pagcacarnap or even worse KIDNAP! don't be fooled by mga pa- i need your help effect people na ganyan. Making use of your pagka good samaritan. I bet its fake blood! Kasabwat pa siguro your driver... poker face lng siguro yan kunwari stupid but i bet hes planning on kidnapping u! kaya command ka pa nya. If u let him in 2 guys na di mo kilala tapos ur the only one sa car then ur not at the wheel pa.... tsk tsk!

Anonymous said...

let orcs help orcs nlng noh! I bet taga orc center yun sumaksak nun! buti di ka na kidnap! sayang lng 500 mo!

Mr. Brazal said...

I must admit, i'm not too proud of what you write here, but at least i've confirmed that you still got a heart. You may have not let him in, (which is within good reason, since it might be a scam of some sort, but the bleeding part makes it a bit too drastic), you still gave him a few hundred bucks. Good for you.

Still, this doesn't balance out everything you do. You better watch out for people who might actually go to gret lengths to get you. :D

Jen said...

yeah, i bet the orcs are making pretend that they were ninakawan and bleeding. so pathetic pare.

Jen said...

i think they will use the 500 pesos to buy load lang for their sun cellular phones.

Anonymous said...

painstakingly annoying. Other entries were as funny as hell but this is really disappointing. You don't have a heart, PARE. let it be fiction pero people might actually believe this and follow in your pathetic footsteps.

Anonymous said...

*fanigirl* *fangirl* *fangirl*

shit! i love you to the nth degree dude!!!

coffeejunkie said...

oi pare. bakla ka ba? o shovenist lang talaga?

Anonymous said...

hmm.. why do i get the feeling that this blog is some kind of Psychology thesis?

hmm...

Mamang Driver ni Cofibean said...

MAGANDANG ARAW PO SIR.
AKO PO YUNG TAXI DRIVER NA NAGING PERSONAL DRIVER PO NINYO. ITO PO ANG PANGALAWANG PAGPAPADALA KO NG MENSAHE PO SA INYONG TALA-ARAWAN SA INTERNET, DILI KAYA AY BLUGSAYT.

Nais ko po sana na biglang linaw sa inyo ang aking naging landas pagkatapos po akong pauwiin ni mam (ina mo) sa aming probinsya. Sa makatuwid po, di po ako umuwi ng probinsya. Nagpumilit akong maghanap ng mapapasukan ulit dito sa Maynila dahil napamahal na sa akin ang maynila, lalo pa at laging nagte text sa akin yung textmeyt kong si Manay Flor na pinsan ni Inday na alalay ng kapitbahay ninyo.

Kayat nag taxi driver po ako. Nakuha naman po ako agad dahil na rin sa may ibinigay ni mam. Sabi nya ay rekomendasyon daw iyon, bilang tulong daw niya sa akin kung mag hahanap ako ulit ng trabaho.

Sa unang araw ng aking pamamasukan bilang taxi driver ay naging mailap sa akin ang tadhana. Dahil sa kakatext ko kay FLor ay nahuli ako ng isang nagpapatupad ng batas trapiko. Imbes na ibigay ko ang aking lisensya ay ibinigay ko na lang lahat ng aking kita noong oras na yun, na humigit kumulang 325 pesos. Nung pangalawang araw naman, ay naflat ang gulong ng sasakyan dahil naka sagasa ako ng isang kahoy na may pako kaya kalahating araw lang ako nakapag maneho at walang kinita kundi boundary lamang.
Sa ikatlong araw, naipit naman ako ng riot malapit sa buendia kaya nabasag ang salamin ng sasakyan sa bandang likuran. Nakiusap ako sa operator ko at pumayag sya na gawin ko 24hour ang pasada ko para maibayad ko sa nabasag na salamin.

Kinabukasan maaga ako lumabas ng garahe, wala pa alay dyes ay naka boundary na ako, pero kailangan ko ipagawa ang salamin kayat tiniis ko pa rin ang pagod at nagpuyat din. Umabot ng halos 3000 din lahat ang pera na hawak ko, at masayang masaya ako. May isinakay ako sa may ATC sa alabang na dalawang kababaihan at nagpapa hatid sila sa MetroWalk, gagarahe na sana ako noon dahil maghahating gabi na, pero kinagat ko pa rin iyon dhail malaki laki din yun at kung su swertehin ay mapapalitan ko ang aking lumang motorola na selpon para maganda naman kung makipag tagpo na ako kay FLor. Masayahin yung dalawang babae, na nasa edad byente pa lang siguro. palabiro din sila sa akin. Lalo naman ako natuwa.
Pagdating namin sa may Magallanes, ay biglang may itinakip sila sa aking bibig. nawalan siguro ako ng malay dahil pag gising ko kinabukasan ay nasa ilalim na ako ng tulay malapit sa SM sta Mesa at naka shorts na lang at medyas. Di ko na alam kung ano gagawin ko at di rin ako makabalik sa aking operator dahil di ko alam sasabihin ko. Kayat minabuti ko na makitawag na lang sa isang karindirya at tinawagan ko si Flor.

Nagpatulong ako sa kanya, at kanya naman itong tinugunan. Ang pinapangarap ko na unang pagkikita namin ni flor ay naka bagong pantalon ako, naka polo, bagong sapatos, bagong ligo, mabango at bago ang cellphone. Pero nung magkita kami, wala akong pantalon at damit, naka medyas lang, amoy burak, mabaho at natangay pati ang luma kong Cellphone.

Mabuti na lang at mabait si Flor, binigyan nya ako ng trenta pesos, kahit na nagmamadali syang umalis at parang masama ang loob sa una naming pag tatagpo. Sabi pa niya na magpapa sim swap daw siya kaya wag na daw ako tumawag o kaya mag text sa kanya, sya na lang daw ang magte text sa akin, pero wala pa naman ako cellphone kaya wala pa ako maibigay na number. Pagka abot nya sa akin ng trenta pesos ay umalis na sya agad.

Kaya po ako sumulat sa inyo ay naalala ko po na meron akong naiwan na puruntong shorts po sa bahay ninyo noon at isang t-shit na puti na may marka na We love FPJ sa harap. gusto ko po sanang kunin dahil wala pa po ako suot hanggag ngayon.

Sana po ay puntahan nyo na lang po ako dito sa cafe. Giniginaw na kasi ako at nakatakip ilong na din lahat ng ibang gumagamit dito. Patapos na din po ang isang oras na rental ko po dito na iksakto trenta pesos.

Salamat po sa inyo.

Love and kisses,
Mamang Driver nyo

Anonymous said...

hmm...id go for bryanboy though, he's more articulate and prolific i guess, when it comes to "conio talk." sakit siguro sa tenga ang pakinggan ka magsalita pare! hahaha.

Anonymous said...

wow, pare, you have lots of hits ha? kaya naman you're making gamit na google ads. para you can make pera out of this blog. cool, pare. oh my gosh, nahahawa ako. hehe.
amusing!

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acy said...

ayus ka pare.

Anonymous said...

Cofi, kindly post naman my other comments. Please.

Anonymous said...

OMG. i can't believe it. i've stumbled onto the most air-headed site i've seen so far. for that dubious distinction, kudos to you! it's kinda like the rotten tomatoes award, and for me no tomato is more rotten than you.

(are you of chinese descent, by the way? your bone structure in your pic - if that really is you - leans toward this presumption, compounded by the fact you call people "natives". if you're not happy with how the country is, then by all means, LEAVE. be a second class citizen in some first world country and see how people will treat you like dirt.)

Anonymous said...

ei cofibean... change it to recycleable bin coz i enjoy reading the comments rather than ur blogs. haha u got what u want.

not to mention how ur pathetic life has been projected but who's perfect enuf enwei to say u shud stop writing ur blogs... just a word of warning though, sarcasm may just be ur stress reliever but careful when the intricate emotional make over might take place & u'll end up refusing to accept how ur real perspective been changed.

reality check... u might be experiencing some psychosomatic illness same way ur readers do.

hahahah too much ink in ur blood u know!!! drain it w/ good laugh not at the expense of others' depressing lives... coz it's given enwei.

MrDJ said...

bobo ors die die die

Anonymous said...

aba halatang scripted ang blod na `to ah ! may mamang driver pa kuno ... so baduy pare ... this is so lame ...

Anonymous said...

Sabi nung isang ANONYMOUS:

"ei cofibean... change it to recycleable bin coz i enjoy reading the comments rather than ur blogs. haha u got what u want.

not to mention how ur pathetic life has been projected but who's perfect enuf enwei to say u shud stop writing ur blogs... just a word of warning though, sarcasm may just be ur stress reliever but careful when the intricate emotional make over might take place & u'll end up refusing to accept how ur real perspective been changed.

reality check... u might be experiencing some psychosomatic illness same way ur readers do.

hahahah too much ink in ur blood u know!!! drain it w/ good laugh not at the expense of others' depressing lives... coz it's given enwei."

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Tingnan nyo 'tong bwakanginang to! Feeling profound, pare. Mali-mali naman yung grammar. Ulol mo! PAKSHET! Wag ka na nga mag-comment. Ang bobo mo. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anonymous said...

take NOTE,if you have been to a nice and prominent school and you were attending REAL ENGLISH CLASSES: there's NO SUCH THING AS "HOLDUPPERS" dude!get a meriam dictionary for the description!poor pathetic loser ka tlga!

Anonymous said...

verbal abuse would be of no use to this guy/girl/entity. he/she/it's verbally impared.

gEnOs@iD said...

Comment sa post mo:
Kaya minsan, nagdadalawang isip tayo kung tutulong ba tayo or hindi. Iba na kasi ngayon. Marami talaga dyan ang opportunista. Modus Operandi nila umiikot sa ganyang style. Hay, paano ka ba namang gaganahan tumulong sa mahihirap pag ganyan.

Galing talaga! Nagawa mong ipakita yung negative points ng magkabilang panig sa iisang diwa lamang. Negative points ng pagiging elitista, at negative points ng mahihirap. Galing.

Wish ko lang na yung mga nagbabasa eh maintindihan kung ano talaga yung gusto mong sabihin, at hindi yung ginagawa nilang literal yung mga sinasabi mo dito.

Anonymous said...

hey, dont you ever attend your english classes? like what someone have said, you are verbally impaired...i think you need to buy some dictionaries and grammar books to improve your statements...please... its for your own good...kawawa ka naman eh...

pgup said...


gEnOs@iD said...

Comment sa post mo:
Kaya minsan, nagdadalawang isip tayo kung tutulong ba tayo or hindi. Iba na kasi ngayon. Marami talaga dyan ang opportunista. Modus Operandi nila umiikot sa ganyang style. Hay, paano ka ba namang gaganahan tumulong sa mahihirap pag ganyan.

Galing talaga! Nagawa mong ipakita yung negative points ng magkabilang panig sa iisang diwa lamang. Negative points ng pagiging elitista, at negative points ng mahihirap. Galing.

Wish ko lang na yung mga nagbabasa eh maintindihan kung ano talaga yung gusto mong sabihin, at hindi yung ginagawa nilang literal yung mga sinasabi mo dito.


Tama ka. Marami kasing tangang Pinoy. Masyado naaapektuhan sa sinasabi ng iba, kala nila, lahat ng mga nababasa, naririnig, o nakikita sa TV ay patungkol sa buhay nila, o nakaka-"relate" sila. Hindi muna basahin ang totoong ibig sabihin, basta nakakita ng "masakit" na salita, mag-"re-react" agad.

Anonymous said...

Know what, youre so cruel,PARE. I just hope that someday you'll be on that Native----'s shoes and die on that spot a--h--!!!!!

Niza said...

hi. glad you're not too affected by criticisms... you're free to write anything here right? (it's an online journal right?) and I'm impressed that your brave enough to write here... just got curious when a friend of mine send the link. haha... your funny.

but then, some comments are way to far out of line for most people... but then, its their comments and your writings.

ok.
just don't comment too much..
and don't say you have a "stupid" mom... i think that's not right.
just my opinion...
but then that's your life.
God bless

Anonymous said...

hala.. thats a mortal sin na pare.. its your conscience kasi thats making all the giera in your head no.

oneofthemasabutnottryinghardpasosyal said...

Galing talaga! Nagawa mong ipakita yung negative points ng magkabilang panig sa iisang diwa lamang. Negative points ng pagiging elitista, at negative points ng mahihirap. Galing.

Wish ko lang na yung mga nagbabasa eh maintindihan kung ano talaga yung gusto mong sabihin, at hindi yung ginagawa nilang literal yung mga sinasabi mo dito.


cofibean,
this is the best comment ive ever read...
the thing na naipapakita mo ung 'negative points sa iisang diwa" is not only shown in this specific post, but to all your posts...
keep up! you are a good writer pare!

Anonymous said...

cool blog...
how I wish you know what youre saying....
Gopd bless you!

rai said...

See it Said...

Another poser. Just shut the fuck up and leave the site if you don't like the content. Nobody cares who you are. Nobody cares what you do. Nobody cares what threat you pose, or what group you belong to. If you're such a heroic and noble person (or group) as what you proclaim to be, then stop going to this site and do what you need to do and help your "masa". Too bad, the people you will be helping will be a small percentage, and most of them will just take advantage of what you have. But I think it would be better if they do something about their poverty, instead of depending on the governement (and blaming them for that matter) and the generous people around.

I Said...

Another counter-poser... endless loop nakakahilo pare...

Anonymous said...

alam mo, napaka-walang kwenta mo. mafeeling ka masyado. kumikita lang iyong blog mo dahil sa mga crap na nilalagay mo diyan. isa kang bobo orc. hindi ka glitterati dahil isa kang office boy lamang! panget! wanna be ka masyado, kaya do us all a favor and DIE! un lang.

Anonymous said...

padaan lang..
hahahahaha!!!!
look at you!ALL OF YOU suckers!
you're making lagay your comments, eh sino bang nagbebenefit? sino bang lalong yumayaman? hehehe. i know,i know,i'm buying this shit too. so? go fuck me! hahaha!
i'm not saying this site is a waste or horse shit or whatever
pero easy lang.. peace tayo lahat..
don't let your emotions mislead you. this is one fucking hell of a freedom wall! yeah! and i'm one hell of a bitch na wala lang din magawa kaya napadaan at nag post ng comment.. haay.. hirap maging model.. sana i'll have ample time to visit cofi's site araw araw..
bites & kisses(--,)

Anonymous said...

dear cofi,
now this is so,like,grabe na.
someone's DYING, and you ignored him, just 'cause he was "masa".
nice, cofi, nice.
hope it haunts your conscience pa.
with love,
proudpinay01
p.s. good luck.

Striker said...

Cofibean?

Shit,, gay na gay.. pangalan palang gay na.. no wonder you didnt help that guy.. otherwise you would have dropped your mascara..

anyway, i read some of your stuff.. and honestly bagay ka sa mga STANDUP COMEDY Bars.. you're pretty good with criticizing people and situations...

and i can see that you approve mapanegative or postive comment sau, which means.. this is fun for you.. your sick.. get help..

Anonymous said...

bwahahaha!

ina mo bakla ka talaga sarap mo upakan!

di mo ba alam katutubo rin dryber at mga maid mo? may dura at medyas malamang yung mga juice at kung ano ano mo bobo!

Basura Ka, Cofi said...

hindi lang yung author ng basurang blog na to ang pathetic. yung mga sumusubaybay na akala mo e si cofibean na din kung magsalita. nakakatawa at the same time, nakakatawa. nakakalungkot din na may mga ganitong tao pala na nagiisip sa kapwa nila. i dint know that people can be this bad. malaya tayong magsalita at ilabas ang ating saloobin.karapatan yon ni cofibean. pero karapatan din ng mga taong mag react sa mga bagay na sa tingin nila ay hindi na tama. may iba iba tayong antas o level ng pagiisip. pero di nangangahulugan na ang nasa itaas na antas ay may karapatang manakit ng nasa ibaba. sa SALITA man o sa gawa.

nakakaawa ka cofibean.
mas nakakaawa ang mga tagasubaybay at natutuwa sa basurang ito.