Friday, July 14, 2006

Feeling the Drift

Shit talaga the couple of weeks that I had pare. I was too busy juggling my time between personal and professional life that I sometimes tend to make kalimot na my other commitments. Useless naman kasi the native secretary that I have. She's like walang alam talaga pare but to make pacute. As if naman I will make her pansin no. I hate bobo girls kaya. Not to mention stupid and nincomputerate pa! Don't want to elaborate na pare bout her kabobohan because I'm having breakouts na just by talking about stupid people.

So yun na nga diba? I was really hilo na because of the tons of commitments tapos some natives working for us are all bobo pa. It's like 99.9 percent of them don't have brains pare. Kaya naman my talino was like always drained because I am doing na all the thinking for them. Been thinking na nga of acquiring the position of my dad as the "fireman" of our company because I've been dying to fire na all of the bobo natives.

Buti na lang the Mario Badescu skin care package I ordered online from mariobadescu.com arrived kaninang morning lang pare. I think kasi na the roac treatment is not enough na to handle the stress I'm experiencing almost everyday. The price nga naman you have to pay just to maintain your goodlooks pare. But its ok lang, Dra. Munoz of Belo is like so lapit lang sa office namin.


Also pare, been reading nga pala the book of Connie Shelton which I borrowed from an editor friend. Been thinking na kasi of writing my own book and publishing it. I can feel na nga the Pulitzer prize talking to me pare. As in major connection! Actually, that's my true calling naman eh, to become a writer. Thanks nga pala to all the publishers emailing me and urging me to write a book. I'm working on it na. ;)

Hilariously Stoopid was unable to report last Wednesday pare, because the old native was like may sakit ata, which made me very happy because I got the chance to drive na naman for myself. Siempre pare, I felt na naman the drift while taking all the curves. Coolness talaga pare my uber bilis driving. Sayang lang talaga na I haven't got the chance to make bangga some orcs crossing the streets of Ayala. Probably they're all inside na the PUVs that time so I enjoyed my uber bilis driving na lang.

So I called na lang a chick who's been dying to go out with me pero I was the one who was making pakipot kasi she's not my type pare. Claude was not available na naman kasi that time pare because she's like so inlababo sa panget nyang boylet. Sabagay, they're soo bagay naman pare. Hahaha. So yun na nga diba, so I decided to invite na lang the girl who's been drooling to have dinner with me at the Kitchen, Greenbelt 3. I'm not all bad naman kasi pare. I have the gift naman of making other people's dreams into reality no. I guess its ok to do good from time to time din. I have a soft spot din naman in my puso for other people. Afterall, I'm still human and not bato pare.

After dinner, I invited her to go to church at Baclaran. Because its been quite tagal na since the last time I visited that place. I would like to pray lang na sana bigyan na ni Lord ng brains ang other people para wala ng stupid sa mundo pare. And sana wala na all the masa together with their kadire houses. Na that the Billions of pesos allotted for the pork barrels of the greedy officials be given na lang to some decent housing projects and some livelihood programs for all the baho natives. Para wala ng eyesore sa kalsada. Also, sana wala ng poser sa Ayala and hope that some people (specially orcs) will learn on how to act according to their appropriate social strata and means and that they get rid na of their baho outfits.

So there.

59 comments:

Randy said...

Have you checked Essences kasi they have Mario Badescu products kaya. I was there like a year go looking for ways to make my putla skin look tanned. My friends were like gulat kasi why do I want to look like them daw. I said na I won't look ulikba naman when I'm tanned like most people.

Last Wednesday was bagyo diba? I was so takot in driving along Ayala kasi there was an accident involving a couple of taxis yata. Who knows if there's some taxi who's gonna make my car bangga. Like who'd want to go out of the car and get wet to just have some taxi driver tell you that it's your fault diba.

The Big C said...

"And sana wala na all the masa together with their kadire houses. Na that the Billions of pesos allotted for the pork barrels of the greedy officials be given na lang to some decent housing projects and some livelihood programs for all the baho natives. Para wala ng eyesore sa kalsada."

Agree ako, pare.

angelgo said...

Oh my God im the first one to make a comment. Hi cofibean, i just want to say that im having fun reading your uber cool blog pare.

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tea leaf said...

wow naman... may soft spot ka naman pala eh... pero sorry, di bagay...

bring back the 'ol cofibean!!!

di pala ako nakapagcomment sa previous entry mo... ok ka na sanang movie critic dude, pero use naman your laptop to do some research first, okay?

The Big C said...

"And sana wala na all the masa together with their kadire houses. Na that the Billions of pesos allotted for the pork barrels of the greedy officials be given na lang to some decent housing projects and some livelihood programs for all the baho natives. Para wala ng eyesore sa kalsada."

Correct!

robborabbit said...

haha! the best ka talaga cofibean. pampatanggal ka ng stress. :D

nimphatetic said...

i lurve you cofibean!!

DATE MO DIN AKO!!! phulleaseee!!!!

ahahahaha!!!

robborabbit said...

ipagdarasal ko rin na matanggal na sana ang mabigat na krus na pinapasan mo ngayon. kawawa ka naman, parang stressed na stressed ka na sa trabaho. talagang dadami ang tighiyawat mo niyan.

paminsan-minsan basahin mo rin ang blog mo. sabi ko naman sa yo mainam talagang pantanggal ng stress tong blog mo eh. hehe.

teepsee said...

hahaha! okay ka talaga dude, more! :D

Anonymous said...

nice one cofibean! its my first time to put a comment on your blog.

Gener said...

WAW! sana mapublish na book mo! whaihihi... nag sisimba ka pla! BAIT na bata!

ubermensch14 said...

gasp! you have a soft spot? you have a heart?

oh no... you're becoming like the rest of us! noooooooooohhhh.

cofi fanatic said...

Shit pare. Thats the right way to make dasal nowadays. Sobrang totoo and damang-dama sa core of your puso. Glad you know na tao ka din pala. Ahihi. Go cofi! Galing mo talaga!

Anonymous said...

Tang-ina ka! Pag ikaw ang nakita ko sa Ayala, ikaw ang sasagasaan ko gamit ang ever reliable kia pride ko. Shet ka! For all we knew, isa ka ring orc bobo! Tigilan mo na nga kakaenglish mo dude, mali-mali kasi grammar. Nakakainis lang.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back cofi. Tagal ko nagantay sa post mo. sana magupdate ka almost everyday para laging masaya ang mga fans mo. Can't wait for your book pare. I dig you!

Righteous said...

Ikaw pala ang Cofibean na laging pinag uusapan ng mga barkada ko. First time ko lang dito sa site mo pero sa mga nababasa ko so far, ay naiinis ako. Please lessen the profanity. Pinoy ka rin naman eh.

Anonymous said...

Way to go cofi! I heart you! Wohoooo!

Taning said...

Nice update! Very creative prayer. Ang tanong, sino kaya ang tutupad sa prayers mo? Yung sa itaas o yung sa ibaba? Just wondering. :)

Anonymous said...

Magpost ka naman cofi ng mga photos mo. Yung kita ang face. Para naman malaman namin kung talagang wafu ka nga.

Anonymous said...

Kakaaliw naman ang blog mo. Hindi ko alam kung maiinis ako o matutuwa sa mga panlalait mo sa kapwa Filipino mo.

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Anonymous said...

Chong! Binalaan na kita dati. Pag hindi ka tumigil sa kakablog mo ay ihahack ko itong site mo! Last warning na ito. Isa akong hacker kaya tumigil ka nang tangina ka!

Anonymous said...

Bakit ganun nag name mo? Ihatecofi tapos blog address mo eh cofibean. Parang medyo malayo ata yung dalawa. Wow pare. Labo!

Coffee Addict said...

Can't wait for the cofibean coffee table. Lol! Balak mo bang talunin si Alfred Vargas? Nyahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Bakit wala yung ibang posts ko Mr. Cofi? Kanina pa ako post ng post pero bakit hindi pa rin lumalabas? Please approve naman o.

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Anonymous said...

Tang-ina ka parekoy. Sarap direchohin ang dila mo. Siguro masarap ka ring torturin.

Anonymous said...

Kung ikaw lang ang ide-date ko, wag na lang. Magfifinger na lang ako kesa makadate ang isang baklang tulad mo.

Ulong Mainit said...

BWAKANGINA KA! PAPATAYIN KITA! PAPATAYIN KITANG HAYUP KA! ISA KANG SALOT SA LIPUNAN. WALA KANG KARAPATANG MANG ALIPUSTA NG KAPWA MONG TAE KA! PAPATAYIN KITAAAA! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I heart you cofi. Glad na may puso ka rin pala. Ngayon ay love na kita. Hindi ka naman pala all meanie eh. Post mo naman cell nos mo para naman text mates tayo. Kung kelangan mo ng isa pang friend, pwede ako.

Anonymous said...

Gosh. You can't be true. Will someone tell me your not real. Iba ka!

True Writer said...

Funny. Really can't believe that there's so many people believing this crap. Not even close to being called creative writing. Sorry but I'm not impressed. Better luck next time.

Anonymous said...

Votre anglais est vraiment mauvais et lui vraiment des puanteurs. Espoir vous changez votre mauvaise attitude ou bien les gens pourraient trouver votre planque et vous tuer. Juste un amical conseille d'un autre Philippin.

Yam said...

ur personality is intresting.. but u sounds like bading to me..

mL said...

i'll help you pray na umangat ang philippines pare...

i never leave this blog without a smile on my face... hehehe

mL said...

pahabol...

can't wait for your book pare... sana magtapos mo agad...

also, dapat sa launching you'll reveal na your indentity... hehehe

Anonymous said...

hehehe... we, in the office, enjoy reading ur fictitious blog. hahaha! and i bet you could be a millionaire selling your 'book'. NOT!!!! hehehe.



Be yourself - no one else will.

Anonymous said...

You're really bad. Hindi naman kasalanan ng mga tao na mahirap sila ah?! TANGINA! Kung mahirap sila, sana naman di mo sila dinidiscriminate no? you have no right to say those kind of things to other people! HINDI LANG PWERA "MAYAMAN" KA YOU CAN SAY SUCH THINGS!! TANGINA.. IKA NGA NILA BILOG ANG MUNDO... BABAGSAK KA DIN! DADATING ANG PANAHON ISA KA NA SA MGA SINASABI MONG "ORCS" AT EYESORE. SAYING SUCH THINGS DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL... DIE IN HELL YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

Anonymous said...

"Chong! Binalaan na kita dati. Pag hindi ka tumigil sa kakablog mo ay ihahack ko itong site mo! Last warning na ito. Isa akong hacker kaya tumigil ka nang tangina ka!"

an example of a pathetic member of the masses who craves for attention, if you were really a hacker you would've done that long ago but you choose to give a warning how predictabel people like you should just shut the fuck up.

here here cofibean

make poverty history now why can't other people think that way?

oh yeah i remember theyre imbecile's that's why

Anonymous said...

"Votre anglais est vraiment mauvais et lui vraiment des puanteurs. Espoir vous changez votre mauvaise attitude ou bien les gens pourraient trouver votre planque et vous tuer. Juste un amical conseille d'un autre Philippin."

your French doesn't make sense how predictable another user of a language translator

how funny people try and try to surpass each other here how amusing

Big Brother said...

Anonymous said...

"Votre anglais est vraiment mauvais et lui vraiment des puanteurs. Espoir vous changez votre mauvaise attitude ou bien les gens pourraient trouver votre planque et vous tuer. Juste un amical conseille d'un autre Philippin."

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your French doesn't make sense how predictable another user of a language translator

how funny people try and try to surpass each other here how amusinG


Yan tama yang ginagawa mo. Keep on kissing cofibean's ass. Isa ka ding higop hayup ka! Magsama kayo. Mga hunyango!

Anonymous said...

Nalulungkot ako sa mga nababasa ko. Meron palang tao sa mundo na tulad mo. Ang sama. :(

xcs said...


Anonymous said...

Chong! Binalaan na kita dati. Pag hindi ka tumigil sa kakablog mo ay ihahack ko itong site mo! Last warning na ito. Isa akong hacker kaya tumigil ka nang tangina ka!


Pare, isa kang poser. Wag kang mag-pretend na maging isang tao na hindi ikaw. Lumalabas na isa ka ring baho orc na nagpe-pretend.

Also, enough of the warnings. If you're going to do it, shut your pie hole and do your thing, that is if you really know how to do it. I think you're "All bark, no bite".

Hindi ka tatanggapin sa hacker community, dahil hindi pinagmamayabang ang pagiging isang hacker. Stupid!

Ryan said...

"Claude was not available na naman kasi that time pare because she's like so inlababo sa panget nyang boylet."

So Claude is a gal, and all the while I thought she was a he and your f*** buddy. Jeesh!

This blog started out so well... how come it's starting to stink? Ran out of creative juice perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Ang daming bobo sa mundo. Di nyo pa rin ba gets na satirical ang blog na ito? Or hindi nyo ba alam ibig sabihin ng satire? Kung di niyo alam, tignan niyo sa dictionary! Ano ba yan! SATIRICAL nga eh, tama bang seryosohin?

Go cofibean!!

saisho said...

you're really harsh, but I enjoy reading your blog. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Cofi, you lightened up! May sapi ba you? It's not you kasi eh. Do you want me to call a baho ispiritista para make you balik sa dati. Be Bad! We want you that way, hehehe. Sad na kasi me dito hell, wala pa me kasama, kaya don't be good OK, join me na lang.

Anonymous said...

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Hi, know that your blog's characters are simply interesting and entertaining regardless of whether they are factual or mere products of your imagination. At least you have a theme. Your character "cofibean" is intriguing and unique and leaves the readers wondering your actual persona. I browsed a few entries and so far you are pretty consistent in the subjects you wish to present, how and the manner they are presented...

Gambatte kudasai! Jyaa mata

--< Japayuki

Anonymous said...

This is one hell of a blog! I congratulate you for coming up with a unique style of blogging. You may be getting a lot of bad press in here, but thats what brings in the money!

Anonymous said...

Reading your entries makes my head ache.
But whatever... Can't believe you're still at it. Di ka ba nasasawa sa kakasulat ng conyo??

hotchick said...

cofibean, do your fans notice that your blog is full of product placements and infomercials? parang karamihan sa mga entries mo nagpo-promote ka ng product -- mario badescu, belo, starbucks, mall of asia, macbook, ziggurat, acura, etc.

Macky said...

Wow, ngayon ko lang din napansin. Ang daming product placement pala sa blog mo!

Anonymous said...

This entry is a little different, judging by the style of writing, I'd say someone put deep thought into the the sentence construction, trying to make it come off as conyo. Is it posssible that this blog belongs to mor ethan one person, possibly a round-robin of young aspiring writers (who are probably in business), who coninouously take on the task of writing to de-stress as well as promote a few products? Although, it is possible that you've matured and have become more meticulous because of the traffic your blog gets. Personally, I do not think it is the latter.

*Just a theory.*

Anonymous said...

ei cofibean, sounds like ur overwhelmd by ur eccentricity not knowing that ur perspective is drowned by caffein and ur nonsense criticism is getting worse--- if worseir word cn be used then that wud be it.
Guess what, or dnt try coz u dnt have healthy dendrites to process it...--

well, u might wana try checking how movies are made and how boring it wud be to put in detail how Superman got to wear those boots by jst ripping off his clothes. News Flash!!! smart audiences lyk I, dnt need such detail bcuz I make use of my hippocampos to process information properly that I get to enjoy a gud movie that narrow-mindd ones lyk u love to criticize w/out even usng the right words to describe ur feelings ! hahahah How dsappointng that is !!

and may i jst add how annoying ur konyu gago manner of putting ur thoughts together !

ahh.. How I wish I cud laf at ur corny-mushy-stupid-nonsense-headcracking-nonsense and all nonsense blogs !!!

hahahah but good job for the effort u exerted trying to twitch ur thoughts, I'd forgive for now aftr realizing I know you--- maybe even more than u know urself. hahaha

the nerve !!! dnt delete .

this cums along with the curse that u wont gt ur real brain back or back of ur brain... hahaha

gEnOs@iD said...

hanggang ngayon di pa rin ako makapaniwalang meron pa ring mga taong hindi ma gets ang sarcasm ng blog na ito! hahahahaha!

gandahan nyo pa to! sana hindi maubos ang creativity mo...lalong lalo na yung sarcasm mo. asset pa naman yun...

Anonymous said...

Damn! Tama ka talga! Dapat na talga magbago na mga Pinoy!

Filipinos are one of the dumbest group of people I've seen. Manood ka lang ng TV pag iniinterview kita mo na gaano ka hina mag-isip. Tingnan mo lang paano sumagot sa interview sila Manny Pacquiao or si Efren or si Django or kahit si Alex Pangulayan (na Canadian na kaya) and mapapa-iling ka nalang. Pucha, ok lang naman maging hindi mahusay mag English but at least magisip naman sila before magsalita.

Kung sanay ka naman nag-aabroad, di ka magtataka kung bakit ang baba ng tingin ng foreigners sa Pinoy. Pucha, sa airport terminal lang, kita mo kumpol kumpol minsan nakaupo pag sa sahig parang mga pulubi. Tapos ang iingay ingay pa. Comment nga ng Singaporeans or Hongkonese, sakit daw sa tenga magsalita mga Pinoy especially since sobra hilig daw magtelebabad.

There was one time, I was taking taking pictures of my car sa loog ng isang gas station, tapos may jolog na ang haba ng leeg n tatanungin ka ba, "bos, bos, camera ba yan?". Hello? Naknamfucha, moron talga hehehe!

Anyways, keep up the good work ihatecofi! Whoever or whatever you are!!!

Rachelle said...

how i wish they'll listen to you that the pork barrel will be used to make decent houses... why won't they be like you... as super derogative your blogs may be to other people... at least you see things that are essential...

Anonymous said...

hi...just want to post a comment...gusto ko lang sabihin na wag natin seryosohin ang mga bagay-bagay...kung matatalino tayong tao maiisip natin na hindi ito talagang nangyayari...maaaring ito lang ang material ni cofibean kaya may mga nasasabi siyang hindi gusto ng iba...ngayon kung hindi naiintindihan ng iba wag puntahan ang site db??? Inaasar nio lang sarili nio, pwede naman kayong hindi maasar. hayaan natin si cofibean, nag-eenjoy siyang gawin ang blog na ito and may mga taong natutuwang magbasa,sa ibang ayaw....WAG PUMASOK SA SITE NA ITO. Simple lang db...