Thursday, June 22, 2006

Black Propaganda

My stupid mom was really hysterical kanina pare... because one of our higop (take note pare, it's higop na.. not just sipsep lang!) native muchachas showed her a text message about the MoA. She even called me up and forwarded the same message to my cell. Here's the exact message:

"Important advisory, iwas muna sa Mall of Asia, dagat ito dati, may mga cracks pala duon na kinoberan na lang ng carpets and paint. Hindi ito pinapaalam ng management syempre. Remember, the pre-opening incident kung saan a part of it collapsed and not only that, malapit tayo sa Indonesia where more than 4,000 were killed sa lindol. Earthquakes are unpredictable so take care. I love you bebe."

I mean, that was really pathetic diba pare? Eh it's obvious naman na the text message was forwarded lang to our "higop" maid by her security guard boyfriend --- A black propaganda thru text against MoA. And, what's with the "I love you bebe." ba?! Hahaha! I told nga my mom to calm down. And I even cracked a joke pa regarding the "I love you bebe" to her... I told her, "Mom, I'm no longer a baby anymore no. So please, stop calling me "baby" and get rid of Hilariously Stoopid because I don't need a driver na. Specially pa an old, good-for-nothing, bobo, and stoopid driver like him." She just told me to shut up na lang and be nice to the old katutubo and also to confirm with the admin of MoA about the cracks and inquire about the building's stability. Because if the rumor is true daw, she will make pasara our store. Well, for me, nothing new pare. She's been a worrywort since like tagal na.

So yun na nga diba? My mom was really kulet na kanina pero I just stayed cool lang. I don't wanna mess kasi with my aura na pare. I've been getting nothing but good vibes lang lately kasi. And not only that, Claude even made biro if I am committing daw ba obagi overdose because of the glow. Hahaha. Glow my ass Claude! You bitch! Hahaha! You knew pretty well why I'm happy for the past few days. I'll just make kwento na lang next time... *Coughs*

By the way, I found this javascript russian translation program from the i am bored website. Just put lang your name and hit the submit button to know it's russian translation. Enjoy pare... Hahaha! (Courtesy of JackAss - MTV)


Enter your name and hit the "Submit" button to translate it.






58 comments:

glimmer said...

Long live cofibean! The modern era's strain of the pure-blooded Communist. Ang "konyong" si Cofibean ang magliligtas sa ating mga mahihirap!

Gandang babae siguro ni cofibean...

Anonymous said...

the blog is so gay kaya.

peachy said...

i really think you are gay kasi .. haller why are you posting such javascript trans ... with nude guy dancing...YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAYYYY!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Ang kulit ni Party Boy! Sana meron pa uling JackAss movie. But for now, I guess I have to settle for the Scarry Movie for laughs. Lol!

Anonymous said...

Mga Orcs talaga ang kikitid ng mga utak. Go cofibean! Bash them! Mas malala, mas masaya! Hehe.

Anonymous said...

Oh my! That's hot!

Nikita said...

Peachy ang tanga mo naman honey. That was Party Boy of MTV. Wala ba kayong tv? Ahihi.

Chauvinist-ah! said...

shiet. ganda nung bolt sa sidebar a... :-)

Anonymous said...

MGA PUTANGINA NYONG LAHAT!!! kala nyo kung sino kayong malilinis... SHADDAPAKAP you make my nose bleed, you grind my gears, when i read your blog, my IQ dropped by 30%... i guess you wont be able to understand this since its instraight english... FUCK YOU! if i had the chance to fuck your little sister, i would fuck her right in front of you... dont ever dare post another blog full of nonsense ever again.... sincerely yours... your next door neighbor who is conveniently a psychopath...

Anonymous said...

MGA PUTANGINA NYONG LAHAT!!! kala nyo kung sino kayong malilinis... SHADDAPAKAP you make my nose bleed, you grind my gears, when i read your blog, my IQ dropped by 30%... i guess you wont be able to understand this since its instraight english... FUCK YOU! if i had the chance to fuck your little sister, i would fuck her right in front of you... dont ever dare post another blog full of nonsense ever again.... sincerely yours... your next door neighbor who is conveniently a psychopath...

June 24, 2006 9:07 AM

***************************
Nyek.. ano kaya to?
uy.. feeling superior ka ha...
eh tang-ina mo rin.. papansin ka.. letche.. straight english ka jan... fuckin shit ka.. hehehe.. KAPAL MUKS!!!!

Anonymous said...

BAYOT KA!!!

Krayola said...

Nakakatawa na naman as always. Bash other orcs din pare para mas masaya. :D

IonFluxh said...


Well, for me, nothing new pare. She's been a worrywort since like tagal na.



Pare, thats worrywart. Not worrywort.
Seems to me like you been watching Harry Potter one time too many.

Anonymous said...

this guy sounds like that caffeinerush guy i found on blurty. man, that was years ago.

Bitchy Pie said...

Honey, worrywort is the new term for worrywart. Sheesh! It seems you always bring a dictionary with you. Tatah!

Anonymous said...

uy.. si bitchy pie na naman..
always papansin 'to...
bakit kaya...

tea leaf said...

tsk tsk tsk...

tone down the gayness cofibean...

well, unless you really want us to think you're gay...

lips said...

wala akong masabi sa mga bobong reklamo nang reklamo dito... ang tatanga talaga pare

Anonymous said...

yah i also heard that news... my sister kasi was invited in the opening of MoA... she said the rumor was true pero i dont believe dun pare...

pero it's good din to be aware... :D

-mL

Macky said...

Caffeinerush IS cofibean.

http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush/

Anyway, this new entry is so gay and compared to your previous entries when it comes to its sought-after irony and caustic wit, this one's been watered down. Napaghahalata ka na 'pare'.

pau d' great said...

astig ka pare!!! keep up the good work!

hamb said...

MGA PUTANGINA NYONG LAHAT!!! kala nyo kung sino kayong malilinis... SHADDAPAKAP you make my nose bleed, you grind my gears, when i read your blog, my IQ dropped by 30%... i guess you wont be able to understand this since its instraight english... FUCK YOU! if i had the chance to fuck your little sister, i would fuck her right in front of you... dont ever dare post another blog full of nonsense ever again.... sincerely yours... your next door neighbor who is conveniently a psychopath...

KSP

patay said...

korni ka na cofibean, more bashing sa mga putanginang baklang taga call center pls!!!

patay.blogspot.com

IonFluxh said...

cofibean it wouldve been fun if you were a real person. I know shitloads of people who are just like you, but none of them would go as far as running over a bag lady just because shes poor. in fact they are the ones telling me pa that everyone should respect all human beings.


tscha!;)

islandboy said...

de clase y mal escritura.

Mother Lily said...

May nagrekomenda sa akin nitong blog na ito. May potential sya, kaso wala bang love story? Mas maganda kung may love story.

bianco said...

hey man i guess u should really avoid the MoA, its like jologstopia there. grabe when i visited that mall the jologs are everywhere talaga, it was like all the Jologs of Asia was there.

Fuck talaga the Orcs here dami rin nila

Anonymous said...

creative writing turns bad!

Anonymous said...

I am still hoping that you could post some journals that are NICER and INSPIRING. You writes very well..

bbag said...

alang sense of humor 2ng c anonymous.....

nag-aral ka ba?

guess you have insecurities... that's why you act like dat!

have fear in God!

Anonymous said...

hindi naman sa nagiinterfere ako sa mga posts mo pero i find them quite disturbing...sobra kang manlait sa masa...akala mo napakaperpekto mong tao! i really cant believe na people like you would actually exist...no wonder wala kang friends(i know...)! anyways till here nalang....i dont wanna be too blunt na..^_^



-i.c



p.s:
- you may be a good writer....but you are SO..and i mean SO...gay!

Anonymous said...

Oh, my god. I just like discovered your blog and it's so nakakaadik. I just love it! I'm like flying from New Zealand at the end of this year and I am like so lost! San kaya makakahanap ng cool jazz bar there, pare. Any advice? It's so weird talaga. Mas madami pang orcs there kaysa here.

Tuttavia, ci vediamo. Arrividerci! Ciao ciao na nga!

- Heath

Anonymous said...

"Remember, the pre-opening incident kung saan a part of it collapsed and not only that, malapit tayo sa Indonesia where more than 4,000 were killed sa lindol. Earthquakes are unpredictable so take care."

- a big DUH to you, cofibean. halata namang ikaw lang nag-imbento niyan, 'no. security guards don't normally write that way.
by the way. I saw the real face of the picture you've "censored". too bad the picture of the korean actor you've chosen is too famous over there.

angels_demons said...

love the bolt attachment you have on your sidebar... "tonight i can write the saddest lines" by pablo neruda from the movie il postino...

so you have your sensitive side too after all... i wonder if this one's for your biatchi? awww hahaha you must really love her pare...

Anonymous said...

Obviously, the photo is not cofibean. The censorship would probably mean trash. The blogworth of this blog is nothing but trash. Sorry. I'm not impressed. Mas masahol pa sya sa aso.

RoR said...

hmmm i dunno, but this blog isn't as fun as it was before... just my opinion...

**Romance of Rumea**
http://rumea.blogspot.com

meowmeow said...

was just wondering how come you hate call center agents so much?
you say they are arrogant. how about medreps? they are far too much!
you line up to your doctor and w/ around 10 medreps ahead of you. :(

HeartRosales said...

angels demons is such a loser blog. phew!pptooeey.

Anonymous said...

I think cofibean is cute. Shit ka cofi! U are making me wet for being sooo fucking mysterious. Shet ka!!!!

Cofibean Fanatic said...

I think there's nothing wrong with this blog. Its a personal blog afterall. Sa tingin ko lang ang me problema eh yung mga bumabasa. For Pete's sake people, lighten up! If you get offended, why insult yourself more by coming back here and posting another comment. Let the man do his craft. Mas maganda kung gumawa din kayo ng blog nyo and put all your cofibean hates doon. It's like pampagulo lang you all no!

Anonymous said...

OMG! As in OMG! Your blog makes me wanna tusok your eyes no! I mean gosh, this blog is really ridiculous. I bet you does not understand what I'm talking about because it's in english. Ok, let me rephrase it for your tiny mind to understand ---- cofibean, ang labo mo! Pakyushet ka sa earth!

Anonymous said...

Obviously cofi is a fag!

Anonymous said...

KILALA KITANG TANG-INA KA! PAG DI KA TUMIGIL AY PASASABUGIN KO TUMBONG MONG GAGO KA KASAMA NA PATI ANG BULOK MONG SASAKYAN! PASASABUGIN KO PWET MONG SIRAULO KA! KAYA MAG-INGAT KA! BINABALAAN NA KITA. NAKAMASID LANG AKO SA BAWAT GALAW MONG HAYUP KA! MAMATAY KA NA!!!!!!!!!!! TANGINA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Anonymous said...

So this is the blog of the infamous cofibean. I've heard a lot about you lately from my colleague. Very creative. Are you for real. Hope all these are just sattire.

I'll be looking forward for your book. :)

Anonymous said...

Ang pathetic ng bolt mo pare. Hindi bagay sa personality. Not unless... Humn... Isep.. Isep.. Ahihi.

teepsee said...

pare, more! :)

Anonymous said...

i love you cofibean kahit medyo amaoy malansa ka

fayeangela said...

nakakagago yung translation amf.

Chauvinist-ah! said...

Grow up people! Mga korni kayo!!! Niyahahahaha!

LOSER! said...

Pare! You should commit suicide pare!

bianco said...

ikaw muna "loser!" loser ka kasi like those jolog orcs

Anonymous said...

ANGELS DEMONS, Il Postino is not a movie. Its the book by Pablo Neruda for the love poems. The movie starred by K. Costner is The Postman. Please lang...

and cofibean, YOU ARE SO GAY. I don't know who's GAY-er...YOU or Your stupid friends who tolerate this moronic and stupid display of ka-jologan. puhlease....you're so jologs talaga kasi mga jologs lang pumupunta sa MoA...ewwwwww!

ciao...please spare yourself the hassle of posting mediocre comical 'opinions.'
worryWORT? bwahahahahah youre so bobo talaga....i thought mayaman ka...wahahahah

Anonymous said...

man .. cofibean is not gay ... more of a fag ... wasted my time reading this nonesense

Anonymous said...

I admire your style... But do you have to call your mom stupid?

Peace out...

Anonymous said...

i think he is somekinda social climber or somethin.. grow up dude!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather be a "mabaho, bobo orc ?" than become a person like you, you stupid faggot... Do you read the bible? "All abomination in the face of God will be obliterated in preparation for the Second Coming"...??? That includes nasty fags like you!!!! I thought you were a classy dude but judging by the way you speak, you seem to be from a lower caste than the poorest people on the planet!!!. Nobody has the right to judge people by their social standing, especially a homosexual at that!... I hope you repent before you burn in hell (which I think would be your most likely destiny).

Anonymous said...

I'd rather be a "mabaho, bobo orc ?" than become a person like you, you stupid faggot... Do you read the bible? "All abomination in the face of God will be obliterated in preparation for the Second Coming"...??? That includes nasty fags like you!!!! I thought you were a classy dude but judging by the way you speak, you seem to be from a lower caste than the poorest people on the planet!!!. Nobody has the right to judge people by their social standing, especially a homosexual at that!... I hope you repent before you burn in hell (which I think would be your most likely destiny).