Thursday, June 01, 2006

Another Bad Day Pare


Uber pagod talaga lately pare because of the uber ng dami things I have to attend to. Every morning, I have to sign some important papers sa office then at noon, I have to check on our other offices. Tapos the Japanese expat we hired pa to run one of our office was really walang silbi rin. Every night naman, I have to go pa to MoA to check on our native staffs and to tally the cash sa vault and to see if they deposited yesterday's cash sales sa bank. So bobo naman kasi some of them eh. I mean, do I really have to make turo paulit-ulit pa everything for them to fully understand on how to do it right? I was born to supervise lang kaya and not do manual labor pare. It's their job kaya. I mean, kaya nga we hired some masa peeps as crew because I knew they were good at selling and communicating with their kauri tapos I will get disappointed lang pala. Sabagay, what can you expect nga pala from them?

Kaninang morning pala pare, kumulo talaga my blood. Kasi naman, because of 3 consecutive sleepless nights, I decided to buy for myself some cup of chino at Starbs, Standard Chartered. Shit talaga pare! T'was early morning pa lang pero the place was like puno na with orc-like jologs. Obviously loser-posers lang naman. Making kwento to their panget friends and making loud tawas eh so mura lang kaya their drinks no. As in they are sipping it slowly pare to make it tagal maubos. So, my early plan of staying muna at Starbs to make pahinga got sira pa. The place kasi pare was really not good for my aura.

So yun na nga diba? The wedding is nearing pa. So I really can't help na kumulo talaga my blood. My mom kasi asked me yesterday if I will go to the wedding. I told her na lang, "Ma, Ysabelle was like tanda na no! And we're not even close anymore. And besides I have so many things to do pa. Her wedding will just ruin my tight schedule." Fuck my mom no. She's like walang alam kaya na Ysabelle is a bonafide slut. Gold-digger and I think she's a lesbo pa pare. Making patol to that gay Bobby dude.

And this one goes to all the baho orcs posting some death threats and other crapolas on my blog, fuck you all no. You're all such losers kaya. Wala kayong say here so keep your bobo comments to yourselves. Don't you have lives ba?

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

hi cofibean.. your blog really amuses me. but kudos to your "style" of writing.
to all the peeps reading his work , well, its nothing personal! ok?

this is sheer guilty pleasure.
xoxo

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YEAH KAYA

Anonymous said...

it's like everyday is a bad day na lang pare! when are we going to see you masaya?

Anonymous said...

yeah!!!! FUCK YOUR MOM!!!!

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN HINDI KA NA ATA NAG COCOMMENT SA MGA LOSER AT MAFEFEELING NA TAGA CALL CENTER? NATAKOT KA NA BA SA KANILA????

Anonymous said...

cofibean, welcome back, na miss kaya kita noh..

Anonymous said...

grabe cofibean you're always making my day. Kahit na wala kang bagong post, every time na mababasa ko mga previous post mo, natutuwa ako. hehehe.. keep it up. asarin mo pa yung mga bobo orc

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Fuck the orcs. obliterate them all!

tea leaf said...

why the sudden hate for "Ysabelle"... don't you love her anymore? ;P

c'mon, i know you can do better than let her marry "gay Bobby dude"...

nice post by the way...

Anonymous said...

funny! some baho native is making fun of me, i need your help! they make threat to people like us!!!

Anonymous said...

Make poverty history, kill all tne poor people

just kiddin

Anonymous said...

grabe pare, i never thought one could be such a total feelingero.

oh, just in case you were wonderin', i was talkin' bout you pare.

how can you hate the world so much? and cursin' your mom? kill yourself na lang, pare if you think the world sucks.

you are so funny. you need a slap in the face to be able to live in reality. pero don't get me wrong, uber sa duper nakakainis ang blog mo pero nakakapagpaganda ng araw.

i kinda read a recent blog that wants to eliminate your kind - you knw, the people who doesn't know how to use the english or the tagalog language professionally. you should try and check it out. search mo na lang sa google: "the demons of the blog community"

oh, and the reason why there are such poor people in the philippines, its because of you. its because people like you refuse to believe in the capacity of others. you want to eliminate poverty, eliminate yourself.

no hard feelings, pare.

btw, girl or guy ka ba? can't tell eh.

-- blog critic

penny said...

new post, finally!

love your blog pare, keep it up =)

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE ONE FUCKING GAY-LORD, PARE!
ikaw ang hari ng mga BOBO ORCS!
ikaw ang hari ng mga STOOPID NATIVES.

wala kang hiya!

GO TO HELL YOU GUCKING ASSHOLE!

btw, i just want to say how funny ur posts are. if this was just one hell of a "trip" keep it up. pero sana, ur not judging people, pare.

psyche said...

hahahha laugh trip.

Anonymous said...

you are the man, pare! so cool kaya your posts... hahahaha.

--mike

Anonymous said...

I like this one
So yun na nga diba? The wedding is nearing pa.
kakaiba talaga... ang saya pakinggan... gagamitin ko yan always... kasi napakasosyal pakinggan..

Nice post!!! keep it up!

Anonymous said...

nakakabobo basahin blog mo. JUST LIKE YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

piss_me said...

haha another funny post. keep it coming, cofibean. deadma lang sa mga detractors mo. inggit lang sila. hehe :)

Anonymous said...

teka, ano yung background sound ng blog mo? mushy mushy mushy~ jelly kay ysabelle~ yikes~

Anonymous said...

putangina pala mga tao dito. wala ba kayong sense-of-humor? putangina niyo, kaya pala ganyan buhay niyo eh. lossen up pinoy, tense lang yan galing sa trabaho.

cofibean is a like comedian. and it's natural for a comedian to make fun of people. gets niyo ang logic?

tignan niyo yung style of writing niya, di mo halata? liit kasi ng utak mo eh.

ngayon, tanungin ko kayo... san kayo makakakita ng blog na tulad nito? pasalamat kayo may ganitong blog eh.

RON>>>

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA... SHET KA!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Natawa ko dito especially:
T'was early morning pa lang pero the place was like puno na with orc-like jologs. Obviously loser-posers lang naman. Making kwento to their panget friends and making loud tawas eh so mura lang kaya their drinks no. As in they are sipping it slowly pare to make it tagal maubos.

Keep bloggin!

~supercow

cyberpunk said...

hey cofi, nice site! kakaaliw :)

sa mga galit ke cofi...puso nyo! hehe don't be so sensitive...cofi's just a shockblogger (blogger counterpart ng shockDJs like howard stern and shock rockers like marilyn manson and ozzy osbourne)...

seriously, if cofi was filthy rich, wouldn't he be able to talk in straight english and have a real domain instead of using a free blogging service like blogger/blogspot?

hindi naman totoo mga posts nya, kaya wag na kayo magalit...enjoy nyo na lang... :)

Inday said...

hello. your blog is a funny blog. i'm did a search on gugol and i see your name so i come here. please also visit my blog on the internet. my address is like this okay?

http://inday.wordpress.com

but why your english is mix the tagalog. are you cannot speak english fluent? practise make perfect my friend! like me before i'm not speak too much english too. i'm always talk tagalog but i'm practise too much now so my english is imporved a lot. you are practise too so you can speak very good okay?

please don't forget to check my website. hihihi.

by the way do you know what is HTLM? My friend is teach me some tips about it. But I want to share with you because I think you're blog is too dall. It's the secret code for make websites okay?

Inday

Manalo said...

naku pare.... kailangan ko ng tagahugas ng puwit ko eh.... So, cofibean pede ka na ba sa 5,000 pesos per hour??? yung mclaren ko at porsche 911 carrera kailangan ko ng ipamigay... gusto mo ba ng isa ha??? Tiyaga na lang muna ako sa ferrari ko kahit magastos sa gasolina... Yung bahay ko sa Hollywood pare baka naman gusto mong bilhin....$3.8 million na lang sayo pare.... lam ko naman na barya lang sayo yon eh.... At sya nga pala... kailangan ko rin ng driver sa Bentley 2006 ko... i'll pay you $1000 per hour just to dust it off....

apoljuice said...

Howly cow.. It's already early June 04,about 9:17 pm, and the last comment here was posted yesterday early morning.. wut's hapnin...

hand sanitizer said...

cofibean, are you for real?


because i dont think you are. This blog is a work of fiction.

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Anonymous said...

tinitigasan ako pag nababasa ko ang blog mo pare...


para ka kasing pekpek magsulat.... punong-puno ng hima.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I've never met such an insecure person!!!! siguro anak ka sa labas! or maybe, you cry youself to sleep at night cuz your parents don't care a hoot about what you do with your life... nobody loves you :(

Anonymous said...

satire! :D

firestarter2047 said...

i love your sh!t mehn..keep this sh!t up..so laughtrip pare..haha..such a walang kwentang pasttime naman for you to embark on a self-discovery like this..haha..keep hatin'..keep lovin'..can't say much for those who read your blog..haha..like me!

Jen Constantino said...

You're a great writer! Keep it up!

Siguro fake toh? Yup. Ewan.
1st- You didn't gave a full detail of yourself.
2nd- HellooOoo?!

chichi la rue said...

cofibean says:
"Making kwento to their panget friends and making loud tawas eh so mura lang kaya their drinks no. "


ano po ibig sabihin ng salitang kaya?

hindi ko alam yun ah!!

Gladys E. said...

I love how funny you are. How brutally blunt. But I seriously won't be surprised if someone finds out who you are and just suddenly stabs your eye out or something and everybody who sees it happen starts clapping. Hehe. You amuse me like hell though.

LoueLa said...

http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush/

sounds familiar eh?!

Anonymous said...

http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush

** noon pang issue yan, pero parang siya rin un...

i guess.....

wowie said...

hhhaaaaaayyyyyyyy......wala na yatang mas papangit pa sa araw araw mo......keep posting cofibean!man lait lait ka pa ng mga natives dun ako natatawa eh! at yung mga mayayabang na call center peeps

Anonymous said...

you're really making a bad name for all the real "conyo" people (it's so inappropriate that word. do you even know what it truly means?) i bet you studied in ateneo. ateneans are such posers.

Anonymous said...

i don't really get it. how come people are getting angry about your posts. everything that you've said is a cold hard truth about this country. people are entitled to their own opinion and your opinion is the best i've seen. everyone is entitled to their own opinion i just don't get it why most these fucked up wannabe's are so angry. well maybe they're part of the masses that infest this once great country

Anonymous said...

galing mo talaga =)

Anonymous said...

mayayabang lang ung mga call center peeps na nagbebenta..
ung mga telemarketer...

tapos super OA pa mag-english.. tagalako lang naman ng credit cards...

tapos kung magjacket pa sila kailangan may FUR pa.. hehehehe...

di sila tumulad sa mga techsupport... MATALINO na.. May SENSE pa ang ginagawa... Hindi pa MANLOLOKO!

Gener said...

Waw ah! talaga naman! sana lagi ka updated...

Krayola said...

Amusing blog. Haha. Siguro sadyang mabababa lang talaga (o wala) ang mga IQ ng mga tumitira sa blog na 'to. Eh super obvious namang it's just one of those just-for-fun blogs kaya. Like duh? Don't you have lives ba? Haha, can't get enough laughs.

Anonymous said...

You're a great writer! Keep it up!

Siguro fake toh? Yup. Ewan.
1st- You didn't gave a full detail of yourself.
2nd- HellooOoo?!


correction lang,

1st- You didn't GIVE a full detail of yourself. (un sentence mo kamag anak ng "what did i did" which is so wrong and funny,,,pang artista!!!)

PEACE!!!

Bboy said...

this ones my fave post! so funny the starbucks part! im a fan of this blog but suggestion lang pare, if you dont like ur native employees, why dont you fire them nalang kaya?
nice post

Anonymous said...

hey cofibean....i just love the photos in ur blog.

inday said...

hi mr. cofibeans

how come you're not make a update anymore. are you a sick and tired of your blogging? or maybe all the orc is make a kidnapping you and turning you into a baho masa member yah.

hey visit my blog okay

http://inday.wordpress.com

Anonymous said...

I always end my day by going to the coffe bean and tea leaf, and now, I always start it by reading by checking to see if you have updated. (almost) the same name, keeping me smiling from sunrise to sun down.

You keep us smiling cofibean. :)

Oh, and by the way, to the person who calls himself the 'blog critic,' well, I didn't think you were dumb enough to use the verb doesn't in your sentence with the word people as it's object. It kinda gave away that you weren't too much of a good critic; and if you don't understand, go back to fifth grade, i trust you'll learn the rules of grammar there.

marry me! said...

i love you coffee bean! marry me! i think im falling for you! my god! i think you're hot! forget ysabelle! fu*k me! don't ever fu*k her! okei reserved ka for me! i love you cofeebean!

love lots,
frenchezka

Anonymous said...

you're really making a bad name for all the real "conyo" people (it's so inappropriate that word. do you even know what it truly means?) i bet you studied in ateneo. ateneans are such posers.

taga-la salle ba sumulat nito? at malamang hindi atenista si cofibean. kung nagkataon, baka na-ban na yan sa katipunan.

*evil laugh*

Krayola said...

So tagal naman your next post, I want to get another caffeine fix na. And yea, that blog critic is a misnomer. I mean seriously, do you have the guts to call yourself a blog critic ba without scrutinizing the whole blog. Duh, are you too blind ba not to see the main point of this work? *rolls eyes*

hibang said...

mayaman ka pala?

ahihi

nakidnap ka na ba? wla lang, natanong lang.. :D

ygraine said...

hmm. your style of writing amuses me.

Anonymous said...

"FUCK MY MOM"???

That's a bit over the top...Even for the character your portraying here, Cofibean...

Anonymous said...

Just passed by your blog. Kind of amusing really. At first I thought I hated you for all the mean ideas that you have written here.

Then again, it's your blog.

Respect begets respect I guess.

Anonymous said...

hey, blog critic of June 2!

winner ka pare!!! Nice!
you have a host of fans behind you, the eliminators!!!

hahahaha!

joyce said...

Haha funny... this is a satire...


Keep up the good work ÜÜÜ

Hugs and kisses, mwah

womfoo

Anonymous said...

where are you cofibean? we miss ur blogs.

Anonymous said...

bakla ka ba?

Lia said...

youre slacking off. dammit. post a new entry already!

Anonymous said...

are you gay??..

just curious

keep on hating

Patty-chan said...

haha!
nakakainis na nakakatawa
^___^

Anonymous said...

you are the GREAT PRETENDER!

Anonymous said...

you are the greatest PRETENDER!

Eve Jasmien Chua said...

kakaiba... ano kaya grade nito sa english subject nya? siguro student to ni mrs. scott lol

Anonymous said...

kupal ka!!!!

Anonymous said...

if this blog is like a "just for fun" blog, why use of the "masa" people and keep on insulting them and dragging them dowm...

why dont you just use corrupt politicians and make fun of them..

i bet if you do.. most of the readers will like this better...

insulting people as you call "natives or orcs" is like insulting yourself... coz as what i read in this blog, you are nothing but a "PAPANSIN" peep who is hiding behind the identity of of being rich as what written in your blog.. but in reality.. you are nothing but a "NATIVE" who has nothing but a BAD ATTITUDE!

Buy your own blog dude.. buy your own domain!

Anonymous said...

guys try to understand cofibean he's no different with the orcs at the mental hospital-- this channel is he's way of bringing out his magulo na thinking... you don't wanna learn na he's back to his real world...ayt?

Anonymous said...

guys try to understand cofibean he's no different with the orcs at the mental hospital-- this channel is he's only way of bringing out his magulo na thinking... you don't wanna learn na he's back to his real world...ayt?

Anonymous said...

ur insane... i don't believe ur rich... harhar!

Anonymous said...

$hit Whatta a fuckin Loser!retard a$$hole!

Anonymous said...

$hit! Whatta a Fuckin' A$$hole and your a Fuckin' Pretender! Get a life! Fuckin' Retard!