Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Drool All You Want!

Pampasira talaga ng aura the call I got kanina pare. Imagine, the biatch called me just to remind me lang that her wedding is tomorrow na. I mean, is she ok lang ba? Obviously, she was trying to make paselos na naman pero its not working na. The hell talaga pare! I guess I have to end na posting about her. Kumukulo talaga my blood pare. I don't want to make patol na lang to her kababawan no.

So yun na nga diba? I was really infuriated na kanina because of the pampasira ng mood call so I decided to go to Coffeebean Convergys na lang to replenish my aura and to try my new Macbook that I got from Apple Center last Saturday. It's bundled na with 3 years Applecare Warranty. Nice pare no? It's about time na naman kasi to upgrade my luma ng Powerbook. I think kasi may problem na sya sa socket where you plug in the adapter. Newly replaced lang kasi the battery through Apple's battery exchange program pero its really taking me soo fucking tagal to charge it fully na. Baka loose na the power socket. Damn! I guess, I'll have to make it pamana na lang to one of my kulit cousins.


So there I was, enjoying my new Macbook when a fellowship of orcs came in... together with their baho getups and second hand gadgets. So my saya was really short-lived pare. The hell! The air became smelly na naman kasi because of their lakas BO no. Tapos one was wearing pa an Ipod shuffle on her neck... I mean, what the fuck was that? And not only that, I noticed pa pare that most of them has an earphone dangling out of their kadire outfits. I bet those were just AM/FM stereos being sold at the bangketas for 50 pesos kaya they are all hiya to show it to their kauri. Hahaha! So I made tawa na lang and made lipat to the couch far from the orc gathering. Don't want to irritate my ears from their nonsensical blabbering kasi no. Basta one thing is for sure pare.... I love my new Macbook. ;)

162 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol funny ka talaga cofi... keep it up!

Gladys E. said...

I was wondering what you're really like. I thought maybe you are a really down-to-earth dude who's uber smart and hates the Pinoy rich kids' facade of slangs and material overload so you're just mocking them with how you write. But then again maybe I'm just giving you too much credit. Hehe. Luv ya anyway. Hope you can post more often.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back cofi! Namiss kita!

tea leaf said...

di ka na natuto...

alam mo na ngang may unexplainable magnetism ka with orcs pag nasa cafe ka tapos punta ka pa rin...

why not try killing one the next time you see one di ba, para naman mabawasan orc population dito...

Anonymous said...

cofi magupdate ka naman palagi! namimiss ko mga panlalait mo sa mga bobo orcs eh... hehehe... keep it up :)

Anonymous said...

why don't you post the photo of ur Macbook pare?!

teepsee said...

You're so funny talaga pare, na-miss kita ah!

Anyhoo, nice toy =)

Anonymous said...

welcome back cofibean!!! we missed your posts!! keep them coming!!

Anonymous said...

Hoy bruho ka! Hindi ka pa rin tumitigil sa blog mo ha! Magsusumbong ako sa bisor mong nyeta ka! Ibablackmail kita! Bakla!

Anonymous said...

duh.. your picture is not even a Macbook.. it's a MacBook Pro! so which one did you really get? a MacBook or a MacBook Pro? I wonder if it suits you using an Apple Computer.. dimwit..

patay said...

tangna wala na bang pangkukupal sa mga taga call center? more of that cofibean! galit din ako sa mga kukupal kupal na feeling amerikano mag english kahit nasa mabahong tricycle at jeep lang naman sila nakasakay, diba what with the accent kaya? shit talaga sila!!!

apoljuice said...

short, sweet, and to the point...


Wait.. nevermind the sweet part...

Anonymous said...

bakit kasi di mo pa aminin animal ka na isa ka rin lang call center agent na nagwowork sa Convergys?

kunwari ka pang minamaliit mo cla, eh ur one of them naman!

pa-macbook ka pa kunwari, ung picture galing lang sa net! u can't even produce an actual pic hayup ka.

whatta pretender!

jonathan said...

what a biatch! first guy, err, to speak like that. mas maarte ka pa sa bading.

Anonymous said...

post ka naman ng real pics of your notebook or yourself...sige na pleaseeeee love yeah

Anonymous said...

@patay said...

hehehehe.. totoo nga na ganun magsalita ung iba.. pero pagnasanay ka na kasi ng ganun accent madadala mo hanggang magtagalog. hindi iyon kaartehan, nasanay ka lang ng ganun.. parang pagpumunta ka sa vizayas, pag ganun ang ginagamit mo, magiging ganun din ang salita mo pagtagalog. wag ka magalit kasi parang normal na lang iyon sa kanila. naiinsecure ka lang siguro kasi wla kang ganung accent. ako nga pagmay nakakasakay ako n ganun, okay lang kasi mas matalino naman ako sa kanila.. okay lang un, kanya-kanyang trip lang yn!

--peace out!

Siege said...

I put a link to your blog on my blog. For the people flaming him, please stop it. This is just a satire, and not some sort of hate propaganda. It's not bad to defend our race against insults and shit, but that doesn't apply here. No person can have this ego, so just keep the burning feelings to yourselves. Keep up with the writing, we're looking forward to it.

Siege said...

I put a link to your blog on my blog. For those flaming him, please stop it. This is just a satire, not a form of hate propaganda against non-elite Filipinos. It's not bad to defend our race against insults, but that doesn't apply here. Do not be swept by your burning emotions, and just read on. There is strength in numbers, but the anonymity provided by the Internet overshadows everything.

To Cofibean, keep writing. Nobody gets to experience an adventure as annoying as yours. We're looking forward to your posts.

psyche said...

oh, if you're so rich talaga, how come you dont even have a cam with you? my god, jologness! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

ng yabang mo talaga cofi! more!

U.P. said...

Your blog is hilarious! Looking forward to reading more of it!

Anonymous said...

banatan mo uli yung mga taga call center. wag mong sabihing takot ka na?

Anonymous said...

I love your blog cofi! Ang sarap mong manlait! :)Keep up the the good work! Hahaah! If you're a girl,You'e prolly a bitch one!I love you though!

patay said...

Anonymous said...
@patay said...

hehehehe.. totoo nga na ganun magsalita ung iba.. pero pagnasanay ka na kasi ng ganun accent madadala mo hanggang magtagalog. hindi iyon kaartehan, nasanay ka lang ng ganun.. parang pagpumunta ka sa vizayas, pag ganun ang ginagamit mo, magiging ganun din ang salita mo pagtagalog. wag ka magalit kasi parang normal na lang iyon sa kanila. naiinsecure ka lang siguro kasi wla kang ganung accent. ako nga pagmay nakakasakay ako n ganun, okay lang kasi mas matalino naman ako sa kanila.. okay lang un, kanya-kanyang trip lang yn!

ETONG SAYO KUPAL!

kung hindi ka ba naman putang tanga ka ako nga 3 years ako sa states panay ang english ko at syempre required na slang dapat salita pag nandun ka na eh pag dating ko dito sa pinas hindi ko nadala yung pagiging slang ko,tapos sila nagtrabaho lang sa fifth floor ng building naging slang na??? kahit pag iilocano ko ang tatas pa rin, palibhasa ma feeling ka ring puta ka siguro isa ka sa mga pa ipod ipod din na shuffle lang naman at talagang pinagipunan na celphone para lang mapakita na may magandang dala kahit 8 months ka ng nag lulugaw at noodles lang!
kunyari ka pang matalino eh siguro technical support ka noh kaya feeling mo mas matalino ka sa kanila! ahahahahaha

benj said...

big time talaga. :D ASTIIIIG!

meee said...

dude pare is that a Macbook or a Macbook Pro? Malamang the latter coz the Macbook is like so baduy and pang-students lang...anyway good luck with your quest to rid this city of all the vermin here pare

sunkissed said...

hey i love readin ur blogs!! ur one of my interests na!! haha. keep on postin baby..

an saya tlga ng day ko kapag nababsa ko an mga blog mo!!

mwah

Bitchy Pie said...

To the girl who posted this:

psyche said...

oh, if you're so rich talaga, how come you dont even have a cam with you? my god, jologness! hahahaha


Now honey, I think ikaw ang laking probinsya at jologs. Sinong tanga ang pupunta lang ng coffeebean ay magdadala pa ng camera? Laking probinsya ka ba nene? I bet you are! I think nakita na kita minsan nung pumunta ako ng glorietta. Meron kasi doong promdi na may dalang camera at nagpapapicture sa tabi ng lobby guards. Ewww! So squatter talaga. So please, do us all a favor. Stop using the word jologs because it it redundancy to the **nth power. Thats you baby being the jologs. Tatah!

Anonymous said...

@patay said

Teka, bakit ka defensive? meron ba kong nasabi na nakasakit sa iyo? ganun naman pala, tumira ka sa states ng 3 years.. wow.. slang pa required ha, prang ngaun ko lang nalaman na gnun un.. pero sige, sabi mo di dapat maging ganun ang salita nila, eh bakit ka nagagalit? kasi siguro kahit 3 years ka tumira dun, di mo man lang nkuha ung accent nila... siguro di ka nila maintidihan pag nagsasalita ka.. di porket tumira ka ng 3 years dun ay may accent ka na... hehehe.. saka msyado kang galit.. cool ka lang babe! saka, pag ba meron kang ipod ay call center peep ka na? dont tell me wala ka nun khit mumurahing mp3... sige, kun nasaktan man kita.. SORRY PO AMBOY!
pero kun ngalit ka dahil sa totoo ung sinabi ko.. well, u should change na kasi masyado kang nagmumukhang kawawa...

- peace out babe!

Anonymous said...

Bitchy Pie

uy, masyado ka naman.. bket nketa den naman keta last time ha kasama mo si badung sa glorietta. de ba ngat ekaw yong umanyaya sa kniya. aku kase ung guwardiya eh.

hehehehe.. wla lang!

Anonymous said...

hay... if only each and everyone of us got the chance to meet face to face, i guess 99.9 of ya'll would be dead by now. of course i ain't dying. ako bida eh. hehehe!

loser posers!

Anonymous said...

@ patay

whatta poser.

anyways, nice try! ;)

inday said...

Make a donation of tawas na lang to the baho masa pare. I'm sure you can afford it naman di ba. Para you cannot smell their baho scents OR maybe you should just stop making tambay in places like that. Para naman your aura doesn't go panget. Stick to exclusive saucy places where only elites like you belong to di ba.

Anonymous said...

nah its not that (bleah!) jologs. i always bring my dsc-t30 with me. dear believe me, you always bring a necessity. for me, even the 2mb cam fone wont do justice. if you wanna show off somthin you havta show em the real thing... not just googling out an image from the net.

i recently got a link of cofibean's previous blog. sweetie, please tell me it not for real... i mean, i just can't imagine THE cofibean getting money out of his girlfriend's pocket and buying prepaid dialup card. not being able to buy a deck of tarot cards? failing accounting? my gawd, such blasphemous site!!!

Anonymous said...

sssssssooooooooooo love your blog... *lol you're so astig!

Anonymous said...

AGREE AKO KAY PATAY...

sino bang bobo nagsabi nung slang slang na yun? kaartehan lang yun dude no... lahat ng mga kakilala kong pilipino na nasa states pagbalik dito hindi mukhang gago magsalita dahil sa "slang" na yan. mayayabang kasi mga call center agents eh ang alam lang naman nila magsalita ng english pero sila ung mga bobong kahit IQ exam bumabagsak pa sa mga company na pinag-aapplyan nila with their course. call centers are home for the BOBO people. mga walang skills at ang alam lang magpayabang, pumorma eh wala namang laman ang utak.

textmates said...

nag-aaway away na sila. peace mga kapatid! :D

Anonymous said...

Bakit wala pa rin yung ibang posts ko? Please naman mr. cofi please approve of it. Pls.

Bitchy Pie said...

To Psyche the Biatch:

Honey, for a student like you to afford camera fones? Thats really sooo ilusyunada of you. Magtapos ka muna ng college ne bago ka mangarap. Ilusyunadang promdi!

idol ko si daria, pare said...

YEAH!

Mac...

Anonymous said...

uy, i think alam ko na kung sino si cofibean -- si LA Lopez!

sounds like him noh? parang bading ma mejo autistic na may dash ng konyo-kolehiyala slang ...

carry on cofi! we luv ya!

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Turtle said...

Your blog's funny. A bit effete for something claimed to be written by a guy, but funny nonetheless.

Anyway, does everyone in your street (or village) have alike trash can as shown in your May 24 entry?

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4118/1701/1600/trash.jpg

If so, then I probably know where you live. (BTW, how come you guys don't use plastic bags before putting them in the bin? Haven't you read the Memo? But then that circular was written few months back, I guess you could always blame it on your "pathetic katulong" for the remiss.)

Macky said...

I can't wait for this blog to be made into a movie like South Korea's My Sassy Girl, di ba nagsimula rin siya as blog? Anyway, as long as hindi si Mother Lily ang magpro-produce okay itong maging movie.

Sobra, you must be a hell of a writer for creating this blog. Thesis mo siguro ito sa UP or Ateneo. Hats off.

Anonymous said...

@patay at ung nag-agree sa kanya

so ngaun kahit ung mga taong galing ng states na ganun magsalita ay maarte na? hmmmm... bkit ba kayo kasi ngagalit? masaya sila sa ganun, so dapat masaya ka rin kung anu man meron ka... saka di laht ng tao sa call center ay BOBO, totoong meron pero marami jan ay matatalino... marami sa knila ay kinukuha ng american companies na sinusuport nila.. ikaw na nag-agree kay patay, khit na 10 years ka pa magtrabaho sa mcdo, di ka nila kukunin kasi di ka naman araw-araw nakikipag-usap sa kanila, so habang-buhay k na lang na gnyan... ako nga kung pede lang ako magcall center, bkit inde.. marangal na work yan.. kaso ng-aaral pa ako... so, paggraduate ko, mag-aaply ako.. walang masama.. ikaw, natry mo na ba? bka kasi MASYADO kng MATALINO kaya ayaw mo.. sabagay, baka kasi mapahiya ka kung tanungin ka tungkol sa parts ng PC na alam mo at sa IQ test na pinagmamalaki mo..(sounds defensive ba? hehehehehe..) feel ko kasi sumagot sa maganda mong reply.. pero ganun pa man!!!

-peace out .. smiley!

Anonymous said...

@PATAY

KAYA NAMAN PALA NA WLA KANG ACCENT KASI TGA PROVINCE KA!
ANO BA MAAASAHAN SA IYO EH GALING KA NG VALLEY!!! SO KAHIT HABANGBUHAY KA TUMIRA SA STATES, UK, AUSTRALIA O CANADA AY HAGGANG GANYAN KA NA LANG. WALA KA NANG IGAGALING PA.

Anonymous said...

Tama bang dito mag-away? Nyahaha!

Anonymous said...

I think taga probinsya nga si Patay. Hahaha. Wala lang. Nakikiepal lang po. :)

Anonymous said...

kasi patay OA ka kasi bumira. ayan tuloy pinagtutulungan ka nila. need help ba? ayoko nga. mali ka naman kasi.

Gener said...

wahahahha! Pata, bat isa lang post mu sa blog mu......wahhah la lang...sana mag update naman si cofibean palagi.....grrr

ograbmi said...

hey there cofi. its my first time here and i find out that some things in our blog may be same. nothing. i have some offensive thoughts too but i liberize them so that the "bobo" people will be able to know that that is the reality and nothing to change with that. anyways. nice blog! tc. =p

psyche said...

from bitchy pie:
Now honey, I think ikaw ang laking probinsya at jologs. Sinong tanga ang pupunta lang ng coffeebean ay magdadala pa ng camera? Laking probinsya ka ba nene? I bet you are! I think nakita na kita minsan nung pumunta ako ng glorietta. Meron kasi doong promdi na may dalang camera at nagpapapicture sa tabi ng lobby guards. Ewww! So squatter talaga. So please, do us all a favor. Stop using the word jologs because it it redundancy to the **nth power. Thats you baby being the jologs. Tatah!

---- > hahahhahah you're so funny. i bet you're the one doing what u said. i dont find anything wrong with always being a cam with you. glorietta? haha thats like where my maids go during the weekend. LOLZ. hahahhaha :) just kidding. dont wanna be one of you guys. anyway, fyi, im not a college student anymore. im a post-graduate students. i swear if u become one of my patients... ingat na lang.

Anonymous said...

kainin mo macbook mo!!!! may aurora mALX ako galing pa sa tito q!!! ano palag ka!?!?!?!?!? pulubi!!!! mamalimos ka pa!!!!!!!

Bitchy Pie said...

To Psyche:

Sorry honey, never mo akong magiging pasyente dahil hindi ako magpapagamot kahit kailan sa PGH. How poor naman! Anyways, sige na.. baka hinahanap ka na sa charity ward. Again, baboushka! ala Bryanboy

Krayola said...

Wow rush entry naman 'yan cofibean. Caffeine "rush" talaga.

"Tapos one was wearing pa an Ipod shuffle on her neck... I mean, what the fuck was that? And not only that, I noticed pa pare that most of them has an earphone dangling out of their kadire outfits. I bet those were just AM/FM stereos being sold at the bangketas for 50 pesos kaya they are all hiya to show it to their kauri."

Hehe.. best lines of this entry.

patay said...

SA MGA KUPAL na tumitira sa akin!!!

so feeling nyo nasa fifth floor kayo ng building ng convergys eh slang na kayo??? ang stupid nyo naman palibahasa kailangan nyong magtrabaho ng madaling araw para lang makabili ng ipod shuffle, YUP laking baguio ako pero dito na ako base sa manila and im not a poser na kagaya nyo na feeling nyo nakapunta kayo sa greenbelt eh sosyal na kayo! i bet kayo yung pa yosi yosi sa starbucks na todo get up pa tapos pa sayaw sayaw pa habang nakikinig sa kanta ng cushe! ahahahaha

sige mag work na kayo madaling araw na eh naiintindihan ko naman buhay ng mga "no work, no pay" employees" hay buti na lang hindi ako pobreng kagaya nyo!

Niknok said...

Kahapon, sumakay ako ng bus. Dalawang upuan mula sa likuran. Tapos, meron akong nadinig na nag-uusap sa likod ko. Kala ko nga amerikano kasi sobrang slang magsalita. Ika nga ni cofibean, "as in pare". At talagang nilalakasan pa nila ang boses nila para marinig na nag-eenglish sila with matching over-acting american accent pa. Tapos biglang nag-ring yung fone ng isa.. anak ng tokwa, biglang tumuwid ang dila at nagsalita ng tagalog sa pakikipagusap sa fone. Tapos yung isa pumara na sa may buendia kaya napintahan ko mga itsura nila dahil dumaan sila sa tabi ko... isa lang ang masasabi ko... Anak ng tokwa, mukhang skwater naman ang mga hayup tapos kala mo kung sinong amerikano na kung makapag-slang. Kaya ayun, bigla akong nairita. Taga-call center lang pala. Hay buhay! Ang daming fake talaga sa mundo. Mas masarap pang makinig na lang at wag tumingin. Kasi pag tumingin ka... balat mahirap naman pala. Ayus! ;)

Anonymous said...

@ patay:

I heart you pare. Ur the man! Pakiss nga!

-Belinda

psyche said...

bitchy pie: ala bryanboy? my golly not even close! hahahaha :) you're undermining PGH? u obviously dont know what you're talking about. hahahha anyway, why talk back to a nincompoop? haha.

Anonymous said...

to the one who post some stupid taglish-probinsyana like articles:

naknampucha pare! you sound like a bading! xD i was laughing while reading your blog. i mean.. how cn you insult the people who you called bobo orcs when you act like them.. i mean WORSE! ahaha. i pity you! :))


btw, youre more stupid than the bobo orcs youre talking about. why? you sound like youre insecure! xD. ohwell. youre gonna deny it at once. good luck sa overacting LIFE pare. you stupidly rock! *goes headbang* haha.

Anonymous said...

ur so cool and original

Bryanboy Yambao said...

disgusting blog!

Anonymous said...

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE tagal mo magpost ng bago. :D

rbot said...

"I was wondering what you're really like. I thought maybe you are a really down-to-earth dude who's uber smart and hates the Pinoy rich kids' facade of slangs and material overload so you're just mocking them with how you write. But then again maybe I'm just giving you too much credit. "

same here. if this is satire, then you're a genius. if this is for real, then you're unbelievable! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

psyche panget!

Anonymous said...

i believe call center agents are great people... it depends sa call center company... pag panget na call center and not stable... bobo mga tao dun.

Anonymous said...

to patay:

hoy siguro dati nag apply ka sa convergys tpos you failed... hahaha! masyado kang insecure sa mga call center agents... theres nothing wrong if you speak in english kahit sa jeep... whats wrong kung nag eenglish ang isang tao? im so sad for you... =(

Anonymous said...

at least mga call center agents they earn big.. as compared sa ibang industry... may classmate ako nung highschool now shes working in a bank, and what the hell her salary??? 6k a month. whats that shit??? eh malaki pa two weeks kong sweldo dun... I work in a call center... I am proud and I am happy. patay stop na.. watch your language pls.

lips said...

yung tumitira samen ni patay, ang bobo mo talaga! sana hindi ka na nag-college kung call center lang din bagsak mo! tangina lahat kaya sumagot ng telepono noh sana d ka nalang nag-aral! ung inexample mo one in a million lang yon... aminin nyo na kasing mga wala kayong utak at masyado kayong nakikifit-in.

lips said...

@niknok


tangina dude ang daming ganyan dito sa makati... as in mukha namang mga magbobote pero ang tindi magyabang ng "accent" nila. kala nila napaka-cool nila eh itsurang mahirap sila. saken naman nakasabay ko sila sa elevator and they're bragging their hard-earned low compensation at mga gimiks nila. kahit na slang sila yung usapan naman nila halatang mahirap sila.

Anonymous said...

pucha! yabang mo pare! halata namang sinungaling ka! tang ina.... nakakawala ka ng good vibe!

Anonymous said...

bakit hindi ka makapag-produce ng picture aber??? dahil you're just a pretender! asshole!

Anonymous said...

are you serious?:)

Anonymous said...

i forwarded your blog to a rich heir friend of mine i dont know if hes gonna comment. hahaha :) but its fun ha! (your blog i mean)

altho i think you are mean.

Patay said...

tangina malaki nga sweldo nyo pero "NO WORK NO PAY" pa rin kayo, wawa naman kayo kahit patay na nanay at tatay nyo kailangan nyo pa ring mag trabaho para kumita, naawa ako sa inyo! pinagmamalaki nyo magkano 15,16 or 17k tangina bobo ba kayo e computin nyo yung difference ng minimum sa inyo + night differential, etc eh halos hindi kayo nagkakalayo sa sweldo ng mga janitor at mga mga nagttrabaho sa sm na 8 hours nakatayo eh, pinagkaiba lang 8 hrs kayo nagsasalita!!!, hay ano pa nga ba ieexpect mo sa mga taga call center ang hihina talaga ng mga utak!!! pinagmamalaki nila sweldo nila as if naman ang laki laki,sabagay mga squatter pag nakahawak ng 50k feeling nila milyonaryo na sila eh, oh wag na react mga taga call center alam ko namang nakakareelate kayo eh!!!

visit my blog! patay.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Before, nagpopost si Mr. Cofi ng photos nya. Marami lang talagang walang pinag-aralan sa mga orcs kaya pinang-alis nya lahat.

Mr. cofi, please update naman agad!

Anonymous said...

Pure brilliance! Pure brilliance indeed! One must look beyond the naughty facade to truly understand the underlying message of this blog. Bravo cofibean! Can't believe you got me!

Anonymous said...

Hanggang ngayon ay hindi ko pa rin maintindihan kung bakit inspite of the disclaimer ay binabalik-balikan pa rin itong blog na ito ng mga galit na tao. Leave the man alone to do his craft. Kung naiinis ka, wag kang magbasa.. Ganun lang kasimple. O di kaya ay gawa din kayo ng blog. Basta ako, I'm enjoying what I'm reading. To each his own. ;)

lips said...

hindi sa nagyayabang pero ang bobobo nyo talagang mga call center agent kayo!

lips said...

may isa pang tangang nagcomment na may friend daw syang rich heir... dyoskopo

ex_groupie said...

oh my! it's you! :D

Michie said...

hahahaha! no work no pay? says who??? hahaha! di kaya ganun! oh noh... before you comment please research about the industry... hahahahahahahhahaha! your comments are very sick... i think your a bit insane... very insecure... =(

Anonymous said...

talga? di nagkakalayo ang basic pay sa pay ng call center agents? dude... are you using abacus??? good luck sa career mo... bobo ka na sa english bobo pa sa math! hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Lips,

you are very dumb. siguro kaw din failed sa convergys. hahahaha! di ka papasa dun. magandang company yun e. mag local call center ka nalang... ay di rin pwede.. with that attitude?? sorry honey.

Anonymous said...

guys, bakla c cofibean. i'm telling u. a straight guy wouldn't post something like that.


he's just one "baho orc" din, if i know!

Anonymous said...

guys, bakla c cofibean. i'm telling u. a straight guy wouldn't post something like that.


he's just one "baho orc" din, if i know!

Anonymous said...

dude parang kang bakla kung magsulat daig mo pa 'yung mga babae sa 'min tapos ang yabang mo pa akala mo kung sino at wag mo sabihin bobo orc ang lhat ng tao kumokontra sa 'yo kasi ikaw lang naman ang may kasalanan nun eh

IonFluxh said...

what the fuck why wont you put the actual images of your so called powerbook instead of some shitty image url from the mac website.

angels_demons said...

i knew it...cofi is LA LOPEZ!! nyahahaha!!

sarap patayin amp!!

Anonymous said...

TO patay and lips...

u guys are so bobo.. ikaw patay.. napunta lang ng manila feeling rich na.. eh isa ka ring patay gutom kasi pumunta kayo ng manila para makakita ng matataas na buildings.. isa ka paring IGOROT.. umuwi ka sa bundok at tumugtog ka dun habang nakabahag.. hehehehe
ikaw lips.. isa ka pang feeling jan eh, palibhasa di ka pumasa sa call center applications mo kaya ka insecure.. bakit ako nagcocollege? eh kasi di naman habang buhay ka magcacall.. isa pa.. FYI.. maraming department ang call center company kaya pwede ka malipat ng department.. kung tulad mo na wlang pinag-aralan ang mag-aaply, siguradong di ka tatanggapin kasi wala ka alam.. baka nga high school di ka nakatapos.. magsama kayo ni patay.. i-kiss mo sya sa lips!..hehehehe.. belat payat.. belat kirat!

chicken said...

totoong tao ka ba? iba ang impact ng pagsusulat mo. salbahe pero parang may methapor na may gustong palabasin. makes me wonder kung anong klaseng tao ka talaga?

Anonymous said...

ahahaha! this just keeps getting better and better. Para kang Drugs nakaka-
Addict.

I juts wish you can update this more often. hehehe

Nice Writing! very creative!

pearl said...

PSYCHE! Shut up! "im a post-graduate students" ---wow! madami ka pala (better go back to grade school and learn subject-verb agreement). "my golly"?!?! ---what are you, eighty years old? If you hate cofibean, get the hell outta here. You piss me off more.

Anonymous said...

kung tumira ka ng tao parang hindi ka tao ah!tao ka lng indi ka nakakaaangat sa lahat.ang yabang mong magsalita sa blog mo eh kung magsalita ka kaya sa harap ng maraming tao o magpakilala ka siguro naman hindi ka takot kase parang buong buhay mo nangiinsulto ka ng tao kaya ayos lng sayo.tignan mo muna ang sarili mo.at ska kung tutuusin sobrang mean ka sa mga tao.sana lng indi bumalik sau lahat ng pinagsasabe mo.walang taong perpekto at kung meron man IM SURE HINDI IKAW YUN!!!!!!! LOSER!!!

Anonymous said...

hoy lips baka ikaw ang bobo! wala ka namang alam icomment kung di yan eh. wala ka namang alam sa call center industry e! sus... INSECURE...

lips said...

suskopo... d ko na kelangan pang magpakababa para maging call center agent lang... masyado kayong defensive kasi natatatamaan kayo palibhasa sabaw mga utak nyo... kung magcacall center lang din kayo wag na kayong mag-aral tutal di naman ginagamitan ng utak trabaho nyo... magsasalita lang kayo tapos na. hahahaha... dun sa nagmamalaki na maganda sa convergys bobo rin. hahaha. hanggang dyan nalang kayo. sumagot ng telepono

Anonymous said...

hi pare! your blog is so astig pare... you're also fluent in taglish and i like that... hehehe

by the way pare i like the word "katutubo"... astig... keep it up pare!

- mL

Anonymous said...

Lips... you are very dumb. Dont brag about call center industry if you dont have a fucking idea about it! get a freakin life you dumb ass! we are not telephone operators! shame on you. you dont even know.., NOT A SINGLE IDEA about what a call center agent is doing! ikaw ang mababa ksi walang alam! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU!

Anonymous said...

hoy lips mas bobo ka ksi di ka matatanggap sa convergys! LOSER!

Anonymous said...

excuse me lips, here in a call center we use our problem solving skills, communication skills, analytical skills... we help people! we are learning, growing.. and having fun. so STOP the SHITTY COMMENTS. you are the worst.


your comments are substandard.

Anonymous said...

ang bobo ni lips wala akong masabi. walang ALAM. as in. walang alam. poor you... i feel so sad for you. di mo kailangan magpaka baba kasi wala ka nang ibababa pa. alam mo yun???


EARTH TO LIPS! EARTH TO LIPS!
SOMEONE HELP THIS DUDE.

kurimong said...

to lips

PULUBI KA SIGURO kaya inggit ka. walang pinag aralan, walang pang tuition. sorry kung hindi ka marunong mag english, mahihirapan ka talagang makapasok sa kahit anong trabahong mataas ang sweldo. wala ka din kasing utak eh. TANGA KA.

ebong said...

lips

KAPAL SIGURO NG LABI MO.ANG PANGET MO SIGURO.OBVIOUS NA BOBO KA AT WALANG ALAM. INGGIT AT INSECURE.

SORRY NALANG CHONG PINANGANAK KANG GANYAN.

Gladys E. said...

People,
Great fun reading all the rants. I kinda agree with Patay. Pero di naman LAHAT ng call center agents stupid. Let's face the fact that we have a job shortage sa Pinas and hell, it kinda pays better than other jobs. Pero FOCUS! We are suppose to trash people who are "feeling". Totoo naman na may pressure to show how rich you are sa Pinas eh. So ung mga posers na OA mag english, keep it to yourselves. When I was in college, sumakay ako ng FX. May poochang pasosi girl sa harap. English ng English, tapos arte mag tagalog. Sabi nya "Ang cute talaga ng new video ng Westlife! May pretty na girl nga dun eh. Model. I think her name is KATHERINE SKEEFER" Hello?!?!?! Claudia Schiffer kaya! Westlife mo mukha mo!

Anyway, i-ayon naman sana ang lugar kung san magsho-show off ng slang. It's unbelievably stupid to be that way sa jeep where everybody is masa and can hear you make a fool of yourself. They know that if you're really rich and naturally speak English, may auto ka.

call center agent said...

I guess these meager-income call center people (yes, compared to mine, ha!) who continually go to this blog are addicted to the bashing they receive. Deep inside, they love being the center of attraction, even if it is in a negative sense. Morons!

My advice : Stay away from this site! Get off the internet! You have no place here! Your stench is polluting this space.

Get back to work! And stop using your company's resources to satisfy your craving for bashing, punishment and sado-masochism.

Man, I love degrading these dogs!

apoljuice said...

Ah, basta ako, i'm doing okay in the call center industry. We call center agents don't have a problem with the job.. At least I don't have a problem with it. Last I checked, I still have my brain intact, I don't feel stupid, and I certainly don't feel useless. Tska kung ikukumpara yung trabaho ng call center agent sa janitor, abah, eh napakaswerte ko't nakaupo lang ako't pinagagana bibig ko. lol...

Enjoy life people...

And if some of you were really Smart Assess with the way you act, then you'd pay attention to the Disclaimer, which you can find on the Top portion of the right hand side of the blog. You'll know it's the Disclaimer coz it sez Disclaimer

Anonymous said...

geeez... this is irritating at the same time funny!

gumaganyan pa si u!!!
ASA pa si u!!!

plankton said...

wow, talk about feeling assumptionista! from which assumption ka ba, assumption sultan kudarat? you're so trying hard to be arte naman, pare! it's not so cute na. it's so nakakairita. didn't you study like, english 101 in assumption S.K.?

plankton said...

wow, talk about feeling assumptionista! from which assumption ka ba, assumption sultan kudarat? you're so trying hard to be arte naman, pare! it's not so cute na. it's so nakakairita. didn't you study like, english 101 in assumption S.K.?

lips said...

HAHAHAHA!!! grabe pinapatunayang nyo lang lalong ang bobobo nyo ngang mga call center agents kayo. hahahaha! keep it up cofibean. these bobo orcs are so funny. to all call center agents: makipag-away nalang kayo sa mga tangang mga kausap nyo sa telepono! hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

ha? baka ikaw ang dog.

Anonymous said...

ha? baka ikaw ang dog.

IonFluxh said...

you know what? guys i'd leave you to bash cofibean, since obviously it is apparent right now HE HATES EVERYBODY.
he talks and writes like a fag. he claims to be addicted to less than 2 girls, but he doesnt seem to have sex.
he doesnt drink. he doesnt smoke. what the fuck is he? he sounds to me like a fucking degenerate.

and yeah, he sounds 119% like LA LOPEZ.
believe it or not if I could speak tagalog i would. i suck at tagalog. i didnt go here to be judged for being a "englishera" i just wanna point out that the cofibean sucks, but the worst ones are the people who suck up to him.

austin said...

Anonymous said...
ha? baka ikaw ang dog.

June 22, 2006 12:25 AM


Dog = lowlife, you dimwit!

Thus, I'm the human, you're the dog. Ha!

IonFluxh said...

Just a follow up, how come everybody hates call center agents? I tried to apply before but it seems too much of a hassle, it seems like too much work.
Although some of you guys may be well off, we cant live off our parents for the rest of our lives.
Let's just respect these people. I havent met a single call center agent who is mayabang or who bites off more than they could chew.

Anonymous said...

wahaha!

Anonymous said...

@lips said...

HAHAHAHA!!! grabe pinapatunayang nyo lang lalong ang bobobo nyo ngang mga call center agents kayo. hahahaha! keep it up cofibean. these bobo orcs are so funny. to all call center agents: makipag-away nalang kayo sa mga tangang mga kausap nyo sa telepono! hahahaha!

June 21, 2006 9:36 PM

AT ANO ANG PINAPATUNAYAN? EH IKAW NGA UNG WALANG ALAM DITO.. ISA KA PANG FEELING MATALINO JAN EH HAMPAS LUPA KA RIN LANG NAMAN.. IF I KNOW NAKA DIAL-UP KA LANG AT ISA PA NANGHIHINGI NG PERA SA TAXI DRIVER MONG DAD AT WALANG TRABAHONG MOM... IN SHORT PULUBI KA! LETCHE KA.. MAYABANG KA PERO WALA KA NI SINGKO SA BULSA.. INGGITERO... PATAY GUTOM.. BAHO-BAHO ORCS KA PA JAN SAMANTALANG ANG PABANGO MO AY BENCH BODY SPRAY LANG, UNG GINAGAMIT NG POKPOK SA KALYE-KALYE... MAGPAYAMAN KA MUNA TANGA KA BAGO KA MAGSALITA..BKA UN MGA GAMIT NA MERON AKO EH KAHIT ISA WALA KA.. AT IYON AY GALING SA SWELDO KO! IKAW, MAGKAKANDAKUBA MUNA ANG HIKAHOS MONG MAGULANG BAGO KA MAKABILI NG GAMIT.. ISA KANG MALAKING ILUSYON! - NAKAKATAWA!!!! IKA NGA NI COFIBEAN.. ISKWAKWA!!!

Anonymous said...

@compoundmix

believe it or not if I could speak tagalog i would. i suck at tagalog. i didnt go here to be judged for being a "englishera"

...hhhmmmm u mean "an englishera"

Pierrot Bolneze said...

pearl said...
PSYCHE! Shut up! "im a post-graduate students" ---wow! madami ka pala (better go back to grade school and learn subject-verb agreement). "my golly"?!?! ---what are you, eighty years old? If you hate cofibean, get the hell outta here. You piss me off more.

*

di ko alam kung tanga ka rin o hindi eh. kasi minsan kaya nagtatype ng may S sa dulo para masabi na kasama sya dun. hindi bilang plural ang iisang tao. kung hindi mo ginamit utak mo para lang dun, nako, wag ka na umasa. kasama sya sa mga matatalino sa school namin. tska wag ka magsalita ng tapos, taena kaya nga may tinatawag sa atin na "typographical errors" eh. kung ganun ka katalino aber, dapat makikita sa lahat ng sinasabi mo na hindi ka nagkakamali, at imposible ka na magkamali. bale ibig sabihin kung ganun, perpekto ka. kaso walang taong perpekto. kaya tumahimik ka nalang at pabayaan ang ibang tao.

lips said...

@compoundmix

wait till you meet one.

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN UH!!! WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN DUH!!!


AUSTIN YOU SICK SON OF A B.

Anonymous said...

hay naku compoundmix I agree, i think theyre just insecure sa call center agents. dont know why... they are working hard so guys leave them alone.

Anonymous said...

LIPS? youre back? with your shitty comments! youre the bobo orc.


SICK DUMBASS!!!!!

MACY said...

gladys bakla ka ba?

austin said...

to the dork who hide in an anonymous handle

AUSTIN UH!!! WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN DUH!!!


AUSTIN YOU SICK SON OF A B.


Have you heard of the word sarcasm?



to the morons who can't handle the contents of this site

Try understand what the author wants to convey, you dumbasses! Either the author is writing a sattire (attention stupid people : look this up in the dictionary <-- now this is sarcasm, OK!), or just plainly annoying you with his writing. Now, given that there is a DISCLAIMER message at the very top portion of the site, I guess what he wants is to convey a message only to those who could understand what he really meant.

Now, I wonder if you dorks could really read, or maybe you have to ask someone else to read the content of this site for you, just so you could understand it. If you'll notice, the first thing you'll see at the top of this site's page is the DISCLAIMER. Read that it first, then close your browsers, burn your computer, and kill yourself if you can't handle sarcasm and ridicule on the internet! People like you should not be allowed to multiply! Man, I'm trying hard to figure out how you people could even manage to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide with a mind as low as that.

And for sure, there'll be someone who'll comment on this because he's to stupid to understand what I meant.

Final message to these stupid people : I hope there's a law that bans stupid people like you from using the internet. Get off the internet! You're not welcome here! Get a bone and play with it, because that's the only activity that your mind could handle!

Anonymous said...

I just feel sad with the way you bastardize TWO languages. If you speak that way, you are the bobo orc (if such thing existed).

I just wish you didn't go to UP. Well, with the way you write, I know you're not.

But if this is just satire, then hats off . You succeeded in making people go crazy.

And if this is really just satire, then you might be from UP.

Whatever.

Lee said...

Keep 'em coming. I like the way you write. But I don't believe in anything you say. I just like the way your imagination works.

Sige pa, post pa, nag-eenjoy ang readers mo. You definitely rock pare!

Anonymous said...

hehe.i concur with the posts of Patay. madami mga tao ngayon (especially the "call center agents", na kung pumorma eh super feeling. walang ginawa kundi magyabang. imagine spending their hard earned money for some senseless cellphones.

masama sa economy yang gastos ng gastos. dapat man lang mag save. ask any economist or accountant about this, im very sure they will agree with what i have stated. hindi sa wala ka dapat paki alam, yan pagbili ng kung ano ano ang umuubos ng mga dollar reserves natin.

tapos, pag may mga problema (like hospitalization problems, financial problems), gobyerno sisisihin, na wala daw kwenta ang gobyerno. kung nag save manlang sana sila ng mga salary nila, edi sana may pera cla.

tama si cofibean sa ginagawa niya, para marealize ng mga taong yan ang totoo. ano ba naman ang benefit ng pagmamayabang?speak in slang? tangina majority ng classmates ko sa law school taga ayala alabang, mga anak ng ambassadors and consuls, mga anak ng multi millionaire, billionaire, ni hindi mo makitaan ng kahit anong kayabangan, ni hindi sila nagsasalita ng slang. sa lahat ng mayayabang (lalo na sa mga taga call center: TANG INA NIYO.

to Cofibean: keep up d good work.

Anonymous said...

Haha, you know i gotta hand it to you, i've never seen a blogger who had THIS effect on people--those who have been commenting are so affected by what you have been writing

pearl said...

Pierrot Bolneze,
You bloody idiot. Do not defend your "smart" friend if you're a moron yourself. Where do you guys go, Bobo University kaya smart na siya sa lagay na yan? Learn your subject-verb agreement!!!! If you can't see what's wrong with her grammar you need to be kicked out of school. "Im a post graduate students"?????? What the fuck?! It's not just the typos, it's her insistent whining on how cofibean is being an ass. If she doesn't like it here, go away!
Ikaw ang tumahimik kasi you are polluting the world with your stupidity by sharing your thoughts.


Pierrot Bolneze said...
di ko alam kung tanga ka rin o hindi eh. kasi minsan kaya nagtatype ng may S sa dulo para masabi na kasama sya dun. hindi bilang plural ang iisang tao. kung hindi mo ginamit utak mo para lang dun, nako, wag ka na umasa. kasama sya sa mga matatalino sa school namin. tska wag ka magsalita ng tapos, taena kaya nga may tinatawag sa atin na "typographical errors" eh. kung ganun ka katalino aber, dapat makikita sa lahat ng sinasabi mo na hindi ka nagkakamali, at imposible ka na magkamali. bale ibig sabihin kung ganun, perpekto ka. kaso walang taong perpekto. kaya tumahimik ka nalang at pabayaan ang ibang tao.

Gladys E. said...

Macy....
Yeah, I'm gay. Super bading. What gave me away? The fact that I have a coochie?

Kung bakla ako, interested ka no??? Let me know, I'll hook you up.

IonFluxh said...

Anyway, i-ayon naman sana ang lugar kung san magsho-show off ng slang. It's unbelievably stupid to be that way sa jeep where everybody is masa and can hear you make a fool of yourself. They know that if you're really rich and naturally speak English, may auto ka.


what exactly does "auto" mean?
automatic?

IonFluxh said...

PSYCHE! Shut up! "im a post-graduate students" ---wow! madami ka pala (better go back to grade school and learn subject-verb agreement). "my golly"?!?! ---what are you, eighty years old? If you hate cofibean, get the hell outta here. You piss me off more.

*

00000--------
who gives a flying fuck if she said post graduate students? its just a typo, get OVER IT

Anonymous said...

ionfluxh......

If you don't give a flying fuck, then shut up.

Anonymous said...

ION
AUTO AS IN AUTOMOBILE. IN REGULAR PARLANCE: CAR, WHEELS, RIDE. YA DIG?

Anonymous said...

Guys,
wag kayong mag-away. Enjoy na lang natin si cofi.

Anonymous said...

@ compoundmix

just chill compoundmix... sometimes you have read entertaining blogs like cofibean's blog...

just read and laugh... :D

-mL

Anonymous said...

@ cofibean

still waiting for your new entry... :D

-mL

Anonymous said...

i also bought a new computer! it's also a mac (15.4"). they had a sale in singapore (thurs) for those who are members of UOB (bank). it's less $1000 SGD! my friend who is based in singapore bought me one (she also bought for herself) for only $2688 SGD. how cool is that?!!! (btw,how much did you buy your mac?)

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys for the seemingly ignorant comment, but who is LA Lopez? Please relieve me from this ignorance. :D

Anonymous said...

Forum ba ito? Hehehe. Akala ko comment box lang for the entry. Sana ganito din kasikat ang blog ko. Hay!

lips said...

para sa kung sinong bobo nagsabi nito:

AT ANO ANG PINAPATUNAYAN? EH IKAW NGA UNG WALANG ALAM DITO.. ISA KA PANG FEELING MATALINO JAN EH HAMPAS LUPA KA RIN LANG NAMAN.. IF I KNOW NAKA DIAL-UP KA LANG AT ISA PA NANGHIHINGI NG PERA SA TAXI DRIVER MONG DAD AT WALANG TRABAHONG MOM... IN SHORT PULUBI KA! LETCHE KA.. MAYABANG KA PERO WALA KA NI SINGKO SA BULSA.. INGGITERO... PATAY GUTOM.. BAHO-BAHO ORCS KA PA JAN SAMANTALANG ANG PABANGO MO AY BENCH BODY SPRAY LANG, UNG GINAGAMIT NG POKPOK SA KALYE-KALYE... MAGPAYAMAN KA MUNA TANGA KA BAGO KA MAGSALITA..BKA UN MGA GAMIT NA MERON AKO EH KAHIT ISA WALA KA.. AT IYON AY GALING SA SWELDO KO! IKAW, MAGKAKANDAKUBA MUNA ANG HIKAHOS MONG MAGULANG BAGO KA MAKABILI NG GAMIT.. ISA KANG MALAKING ILUSYON! - NAKAKATAWA!!!! IKA NGA NI COFIBEAN.. ISKWAKWA!!!



bobo ka talaga... bakit ako sasabihan mong hampas lupa eh ikaw nga call center agent? HAHAHAHA... kung ano ano pang sinasabi mo... sarilihin mo nalang kung natatamaan ka!

Anonymous said...

TO LIPS:

Unang-una kasi HAMPAS LUPA ka talaga! PAtay - gutom at feeling pa! BAKIT ? MAgkano ba sweldo mo bilang crew? -- hehehehe

Tempus Vernum said...

cofibean..keep it up! mac users rule!!!

lips said...

kung sinong bobo nagsabi nito:

Unang-una kasi HAMPAS LUPA ka talaga! PAtay - gutom at feeling pa! BAKIT ? MAgkano ba sweldo mo bilang crew? -- hehehehe



--ANG TANGA MO PARE. YUN LANG. KUNG NATATAMAAN KA SA MGA SINASABI KO TUNGKOL SA CALL CENTER AGENTS, WAG MO LALONG PATUNAYANG WALA KA TALAGANG UTAK DYAN SA PAGIIMBENTO MO NG KWENTO BOBO. AT KELAN NAGING UPPER CLASS ANG MGA CALL CENTER AGENTS? SA PANAGINIP MO?

numlock said...

Anonymous said...
TO LIPS:

Unang-una kasi HAMPAS LUPA ka talaga! PAtay - gutom at feeling pa! BAKIT ? MAgkano ba sweldo mo bilang crew? -- hehehehe

June 26, 2006 3:08 PM



Pare, wag ka magtatanong tungkol sa sweldo, baka sagutin ka ng mga yan, mapahiya ka pa. Alam naman ng marami na hindi din naman kataasan ang sweldo nyong mga taga-Call Center. Save yourself the from the embarassment, wag mo na itanong. Baka maglaway ka lang.

franz said...

lol. bat nag aaway away kayo dito? lol.

Anonymous said...

bakit.. magkano ba talaga?
Mas malaki ba sa inyo?
Ang mga newly grad sumusweldo ng doble sa regular na trabaho...
bkit di nio aminin.. totoo iyon...
kasi ayaw nio masapawan...
sige, masaya kayo jan.. kaya bahala kayo... pero wag nio masamain laha ng sinasabi ng mga call center peeps.. kasi di lahat tanga at di lahat pulubi!

lips said...

cofibean make lait to those tanga, cheap bobo call center agents again. they are polluting your comment box kaya no. wala naman silang say. hehehe... keep it up cofi.

capslock said...


bakit.. magkano ba talaga?
Mas malaki ba sa inyo?
Ang mga newly grad sumusweldo ng doble sa regular na trabaho...
bkit di nio aminin.. totoo iyon...
kasi ayaw nio masapawan...
sige, masaya kayo jan.. kaya bahala kayo... pero wag nio masamain laha ng sinasabi ng mga call center peeps.. kasi di lahat tanga at di lahat pulubi!


Don't tell me I didn't warn you. Now, if you're asking how much, I will try to be very modest about it. Let's just say that your meager income is a "piggy-bank savings" compared to mine (and yes, I'm being modest with that description). Or better yet, your whole month's untaxed income (to be fair, I would just say 20-30K) would just be half of my monthly income tax. Now, add a $2500/month additional allowance (my company provides that) for food and whatever expenses I may have, and you'll understand what I mean. If you don't believe me, then post your email and I'll give you a breakdown (and make you drool some more). Hell, I'll even tell you who I am, where I work, and what position I have in that company.

Given the monthly expenses we have in this country, your salary would not be enough to get you through the month. The public transportation fare and food expenses would eat up almost 3/4th of your net income. What's funny is, given this situation, you still try hard to buy those flashy gadgets and go to classy places just to be noticed or look popular. I would suggest that you save your extra income for your future.

Now is that what you call "nasasapawan"? The point is : you have no right to flaunt your salary figures just because you have a slightly higher income than those so-called (and unjustly paid) regular employees who actually make up half of the working class. Actually, these people (bank employees, accountants, process analysts, etc.) are the ones who should be paid better than you. Honestly, your job does not require enough brain power to be paid well enough (well, compared to the accountants and analysts). Anyone can learn to speak in English given the right training. The things that you are instructing your (dumb) callers can be learned in school (yes finding what's wrong with your PC) only if you listened or observed carefully.

Now, here's my point : the main essence of this site is "live by your means" and "act accordingly". It is not appropriate that you will use the English language (in a bit of a loud manner) in a public place where almost everyone speaks in Tagalog, just to be noticed. Or use your PhP 20-35K cellphone inside a public transportation (and feel proud deep inside because people are admiring your snazzy cellphone). Also, it's not appropriate that you'll be seen buying a PhP 120 coffee, and eating a PhP 80 cake after eating a PhP 30-50 lunch or dinner bought from your local canteen.

I hope I got the point across your puny brain. Dumbass!

movement against orcs said...

patay said...
Anonymous said...
@patay said...

hehehehe.. totoo nga na ganun magsalita ung iba.. pero pagnasanay ka na kasi ng ganun accent madadala mo hanggang magtagalog. hindi iyon kaartehan, nasanay ka lang ng ganun.. parang pagpumunta ka sa vizayas, pag ganun ang ginagamit mo, magiging ganun din ang salita mo pagtagalog. wag ka magalit kasi parang normal na lang iyon sa kanila. naiinsecure ka lang siguro kasi wla kang ganung accent. ako nga pagmay nakakasakay ako n ganun, okay lang kasi mas matalino naman ako sa kanila.. okay lang un, kanya-kanyang trip lang yn!

ETONG SAYO KUPAL!

kung hindi ka ba naman putang tanga ka ako nga 3 years ako sa states panay ang english ko at syempre required na slang dapat salita pag nandun ka na eh pag dating ko dito sa pinas hindi ko nadala yung pagiging slang ko,tapos sila nagtrabaho lang sa fifth floor ng building naging slang na??? kahit pag iilocano ko ang tatas pa rin, palibhasa ma feeling ka ring puta ka siguro isa ka sa mga pa ipod ipod din na shuffle lang naman at talagang pinagipunan na celphone para lang mapakita na may magandang dala kahit 8 months ka ng nag lulugaw at noodles lang!
kunyari ka pang matalino eh siguro technical support ka noh kaya feeling mo mas matalino ka sa kanila! ahahahahaha
June 15, 2006 5:48 AM
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i totally agree w/ you, patay! every year, bumabalik balik ako sa states for the past 10 years. nag migrate ang family ko dun when
i was 12 years old and dito na ko nag college. pero diretso pa rin akong managalog hanggang ngayon. etong mga taga call center na 'to,
ang aarte. total posers talaga! isipin mo na lang, nasa elevator, mag i-english-an, todo accent and slang, pero pag nilingon mo at tiningnan
ang hitsura nila, hello!!!, native na native ang mga mukha! di bale sana kung ang kausap nila, eh, foreigner. pucha, pag tiningnan mo, mukha din
naman katutubo! leche sila! ang iingay! ang sakit sa ulo! ang sarap sipain sa ngalangala. hoy, mga posers, pagsilabhan nyo muna mga jackets nyo
at nanlilimahid na! mga baboy! ang alam nyo lang, eh, magpa slang but when you get down to real conversation about inteligent issues, nanagalog
kayo! dinadala nyo lang ng pagka slang pero walang meat ang mga pinagsasabi nyo! ang alam nyo lang, mag direct ng mga cable programs, magbigay ng mga
balanse, at magtinda ng mga kung ano anong kabalbalan sa mga TV home shopping. mga bobo! mag merienda na lang kayo sa 7-eleven ng siopao! mga iskwakwa!

Riu said...

^ terrific comment up there. darn, i should've post my comment a day earlier. that's what i have in mind since the day i read your entry about those call centre agents. they're not even helpdesk/tech support...

since their first salary, i noticed most of them bought expensive bags, ipods, and designer wear. they were eating @ canteens...but now? they're eating at restos, and sipping coffee (SLOWLY) from Starbucks. they're not acknowledging old friends anymore. what's with that?

it's okay if you're a poor turned princess. but coming from the top four universities? yeah...i guess that's a scandal. i know, it might sound odd...but i'm actually getting my two-week work experience in a "customer service environment" - yes, a call-centre. i'm taking computer systems engineering o_0

cofibean, i guess your a person i can be friends with. you can be my queer-eye. lol. jk.

email me if you're not busy.

riuneo9@yahoo.com

conDOCTORa said...

to PSYCHE:
what the?! "im a post-graduate students" huuuwwwhhaaat? hell, m practicing at PGH & in St. Lukes. whatch out for your picture to be posted to be in the hallways!!! get the hell out of this site. better yet, go back to grammar school. unggghhh.

Anonymous said...

im an ex call center agent.. hindi lahat ng call center agents ay bobo.. i'm one of the top students in my class in high school and in college. after ko mag-graduate my family needed money badly. So to help my family's financial needs I worked as a call center agent. Ngayong tapos na rin ng college ang younger brother ko at may work narin ang mama ko, I shifted my career. I'm working as a Software Developer here in Makati..

lips said...

Anonymous said...

im an ex call center agent.. hindi lahat ng call center agents ay bobo.. i'm one of the top students in my class in high school and in college. after ko mag-graduate my family needed money badly. So to help my family's financial needs I worked as a call center agent. Ngayong tapos na rin ng college ang younger brother ko at may work narin ang mama ko, I shifted my career. I'm working as a Software Developer here in Makati..


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so what pare? as if we care sa buhay mo. asa pa you!

gEnOs@iD said...

...hahahahaha! actually kung natatawa ako at naaaliw sa mga entries mo, mas naaaliw ako sa mga nag cocomment!

iba ka! galing mo talagang manggalit ng tao! hahahaha! nice nice!

Anonymous said...

you've got such a high price for living. you should live on a plane. that way, when you die, you don't touch the ground. oh, and you should forget about parachutes and other safety devices.

Anonymous said...

go and publish a book... a compilation of your posts! i guess it'll be selling like hotcakes!!! really... many people love to read, especially if the format's like that... light lang yet enjoyable... peaceout pre!

Charos said...

very expressive!

All I see is pare pareho kayong mga kupaloids! Walang alam kungdi mag reklamo, may naitulong ba kayo????

Anonymous said...

pare kups ka...un lang

arnold said...

you couldn't get a PowerMac? Macbooks suck.the keyboard is hideous and they feel all plasticky....by the way,the correct spelling(african-american style) is beyotch.

Carlo said...

Nice choice on the computer. The MacBook Pro rocks.