Wednesday, May 24, 2006

What the @#$#?!!!


I was the one who received the mails from the courier kanina. Kasi naman pare I wasn't able to sleep last night because of the tons of paperworks I'm doing for the new store we opened at the Mall of Asia. Been very busy for the past couple of weeks. I was really pagod na pare tapos tangina pa one letter I got kanina... It really ruined my aura... not to mention, my day! Uber pampasira ng morning pare. Tama ba naman to give me a wedding invitation pa to her wedding? The biatch! It's obvious naman na she was just making papansin lang because I stopped na from responding to her emails no. She's such a slut kaya. I know this is just one way to make paselos. Pero this time it's no longer working pare. I had enough na of all pampasira ng aura. They are just cramping my style lang naman pare. As if naman my world will stop if she marries that fugly Bobby shit. Now I'm really convinced na she's nothing but basura pare. Bimbo would be an understatement to her kabobohan. Damn! There's a whole buncha cute girls pa naman out there who's dying to go out with me. So, I threw nga her invitation straight into the trashcan. As if naman I'll spend my money going to NY just to see a moro-moro wedding. No way pare! I'm not that bobo kaya.

So yun na nga diba? I was really infuriated na kanina at the breakfast table tapos the sipsep katulong pa was asking me whats wrong daw. Why the long face... What the fuck?! Yeah! What's wrong na ba talaga with our society nowadays? I mean, whats with the feeling close ba? The president lifted na ba the demarcation line between the working masa and the amos, that gave them the right to speak freely as if feeling friends? Damn! As if naman I'll get something from her katiting na brain if I tell her on what got me mad. I mean I don't even kilala her name tapos she'll make tanong pa on what's my problem daw ba. It's really hard na talaga to find decent katutubo helpers nowadays pare that will treat you with respect. That's the problem when the amo is soo mabait eh, the muchachos and muchachos starts to grow their evil horns na - Like my ancient driver, Hilariously Stoopid. Do I have to put a signage pa ba na helpers are not allowed to talk to their amos unless told to do so? So, instead of calling my mom to tell her how bastos na naman the helper she hired... I kept my silence na lang. Just had my monthly check up kasi with Dra. Muñoz of Belo yesterday. Hirap ng pumanget just like the pathetic katulong no.

Tomorrow nga pala will go to Tagaytay to do another buying for our store sa MoA. Will post na lang uli some other time.

93 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think you are bitter...

Kleenex said...

whats the name of your shop at the MoA? Maybe your fans can be your first customers?

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Anonymous said...

i like you, i think you're funny.

Anonymous said...

selos

Anonymous said...

yes, whats your store?

Anonymous said...

by the way, it's TONS OF PAPERWORK. not PAPERWORKS

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Kaaliw naman dito. Tama bang may magcorrect ng grammar. Hala ka cofibean, pati mga grammar teacher nilulusob na blog mo.

Anonymous said...

If you want some respect, try earning it! You demand respect from your helpers pero puro naman panlalait. With all your deregatory remarks to the whole Filipino people, I'm not surprised that you don't get any respect. You simply don't deserve it.

Anonymous said...

hoy papansing gago... masaya ka bang napapansin ka sa isang kasuklam-suklam na paraan... well, kung san ka masaya.. go... peor tandaan mo lang to... makakarma ka mga pinagagagawa mo... kala mo kung sino ka... pero salamat na rin for reminding me na there are peole who are as stupid and as asshole-like as you... kal mo knug sino kang maka-asta a... hindi lahat nabibili ng pera.. or may pera ka nga ba... i believe na you're just pretending to be rich...

Anonymous said...

i love the 'englog' manner you are using to blog. however, i just disagree with some of your statements up here. but hey, it's your blog so what can an ordinary reader do but to shut up.

i think you're uber egotistical pare. dahan-dahan lng.

torrance said...

you better get out of the philippines kung magrereklamo ka. omg. i think you're gay--by the way you type. so conio! and what the hell is with the katutubos anyway? YOU YOURSELF IS A KATUTUBO! stupid idiot..pwera na lang kung pinanganak ka sa ibang bansa at foreigner and dugo mo. oh well..but it's your blog anyway.

Anonymous said...

Bitter kapa thats why... ingit kase my life na yung girl of your dreams ikaw wala...

Sabagay kung sa katulad mo lang naman wag na lang!!

Id rather die pare!!

Anonymous said...

nice post..

mas okay kaysa sa mga nakaraan mong akda... (tama ba un grammar? hehehe)

hindi lang ngayon meron nagtama ng grammar ni cofibean.. marami yan lalo na nung di pa niya pinapalitan ung title ng blog niya.. matitindi ang mga pagtama sa kanya...

sana next time marami ng details tungkol sa store mo.. ano name nun?

Cofibean's Cofihouse? Or Cofibean's Ukay-Ukay sa Mall?

Peace Out...

islandboy said...

i love to hate you. you are classless. a stain in the society. no de clase

Anonymous said...

ur just BITTER hahahahaha!

serves u right!

compared to bobby ur simply way too far , di magkalevel hahahahahaha!

lucky girl!

poor you! awwwwww!!!!!!

dream on kiddo! hahahahaha!

Nympha said...

Ako cofibean, pwede mo akong pakasalan kahit saang simbahan. To hell talaga with that bitchy Isabel. Mas maganda, mas sariwa at mas bata ako sa kanya. Boobs pa lang ulam na. 36-24-45. San ka pa! Kung gusto mong matikman ang gloria ay ako na lang ang gawin mong girlfriend at hinding-hindi ka mag-sisisi dahil pag sisilbihan kita at luluhuran habang buhay. Hinding-hindi ka magdadalawang isip sa alindog na aking dala. Mukha pa lang ay pamatay na. Sa katunayan nga ay madami akong manliligaw pero no pansin silang lahat. Dahil ng una kitang makita (kung ikaw nga yung nasa profile mo na may takip sa mata) ay biglang bumilis ang tibok ng aking ano...... pu...... putay este puso pala. Para bang feel ko ikaw na nga. Ikaw na ang kaisa-isang lalaking dudungol sa tampipi ng aking kaligayahan. Wag mo na lang pansinin yang mga orks na yan at tayo na lang dalawa ang magsalo sa nektar ng kamunduhan.. Ohhh! Nagwewet na ako sayo cofibean... Para mo ng awa.. alisin mo ang maskara at hayaan pagsawain ang aking mga mata sa iyong kakisigan.... Shet... lalabasan na ata ako cofibin...... shet....... ahhh!

Siya nga pala, kaya kong isubo ang kabuuhan ng iyong sandata kasama pati yagbols. Just try me. MUAHHHHH!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Youuuuu still rock you know. ;)

Gael said...

okay ka sa akin dati pare e pero lately you're starting to annoy me. you're starting to be an orc as well.

Anonymous said...

wala namang ganyang basurahan sa pilipinas eh! plastic mga basurahan natin eh! tsaka paper bag yang nasa loob eh,di naman wedding invitation!
oy pero funny ah! alam ko namang walang ganyang tao...imbentong character lang ang tingin ko sa mga kwento so hindi ko dinidibdib lahat ng panlalait niya sa masa people....
oo, at alam ko ring may magpopost sa ilalim ko na magko-comment sa sinabi ko!

tea leaf said...

ayan kasi cofibean, ang tagal-tagal mo kasing mag-post... ang aga mo tuloy kinuyog ng mga orcs

hey, what's your store sa MoA? swear, kahit ano pa yan (sana cofibean merchandise) bibili ako!!!

DHEENA said...

I READ YOUR BLOG FOR ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. KAKATAWA.

MABUHAY KA PARE!

Anonymous said...

HI. JUST A REMINDER COFI. YOU'RE 23YRS OLD... UPDATE YOUR AGE PARE.

jing said...

somebody gave me this blog address...

and i conclude, you are very good in studying people's reaction...

what would be the Filipino's initial reaction after reading an entry like this?

this is a very good case study...
so whats your conslusion now?

Anonymous said...

Tanga! Ang doctor ng Belo ay si Dra. Vicky Belo. Ang bobo mo! Obvious na wala kang pera.

Misyonero said...

Leche ka. Kung magsalita ka kala mo kung sino kang anak ng galunggong. Tumatae ka ring hayup ka. Baka nga mas mabaho pa. Kasi bulok na ang kaluluwa mo. Makarma ka sana sa pinag-gagawa mo.

Anonymous said...

Hehehe. Bitter ka pala e. Tama lang ang ginawa nung girl na pakasal kay Bobby. Kung ikaw lang din ang mapapangasa, papakantot na lang ako sa aso.

Yahooligans said...

You gotta be kidding me. Hindi ito totoo. Walang tao na ganyan kamean. He must be stopped.

Anonymous said...

Hindot kang baboy ka! Daig mo pa ang mga foreiners kung manlait ka ng kapwa mo pinoy. Ano filling mo? American sitezen? Hunyango ka! Baka mas magaling pa ako sayong mag-english. Idiot!

Anonymous said...

ive never encountered such sarcasm sa lahat ng blog na nabasa ko for the past few years. eto na yata ang pinakapunong-puno ng kontrobersya sa lahat. chk.. chk.. can't wait for the next post.

Anonymous said...

namiss kita cofibean! please pose more frequently naman. please!

Question said...

Diba si Naida ang katulong nyo? bakit ngayon ay hindi mo na alam ang pangalan nya?

Anonymous said...

Guys... bakit hanggang ngayon ay matigas pa rin ang mga ulo ng mga pilipino? pls. dont feed the troll.

Hitman said...

TANGINA KANG BUGOK NA BOPOLS KA! PAG NAKITA KITA SA MAKATI AKO MISMO ANG PAPATAY SAYONG HAYUP KA! KALA MO KUNG SINO KANG UMASTA! KAW ANG BALAT MAHIRAP TANGINA KA! MAMATAY KA NA!

Anonymous said...

Wow pare! Thats heavy pare! You have so dami na business na pare. So hows the joint been doing ba pare? Is it mabenta ba? Or soo fucking tumal that you wanna close it down na? Baka naman kasi you have a balat sa butt pare. Hehe.

Tonyo said...

Anak,

Kaya ako napasolat sayo ay upang kamostahin ikaw diyan sa nanay mo. Mola ng pinalayas nyo ako ay naheherapan na akong homanap ng trabaho. Masyado na daw kasi akong matanda por work. Maare bang pakiosapan mo naman ang nanay mo na kohanin ulit akong drayber mo kase mess na mess na kita. Gosto na ule kitang makasama.

P.S.

Wag mo sana itong iredyek anak. I lab yo.

Mang Tonyo

Anonymous said...

Patawa ka ha cofibean ha! Can't believe napatawa mo ako. Seryoso ka ba sa pinag gagawa mo?

Anonymous said...

My gawd! With your attitude and style... Please create a book now pare! It'll be a sure hit!

Anonymous said...

This is just a satire. Pls don't believe it people. Kilala ko ang author nito. Isa din syang taga callcenter. Pag hindi ka tumigil sa kakapost mo dito sa blog na ito ay magsusumbong ako sa management. Ikaw din. Isa itong babala puking-ina ka! Kaya umayos ka.

Anonymous said...

Titi mo may ngipin. Halikan kita jan pare makita mo hinahanap mo.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

by the way, it's TONS OF PAPERWORK. not PAPERWORKS

May 25, 2006 5:26 AM


Bobo naman ng nagpost na ito. No comment na lang. Go figure.

Cofibean Fanatic said...

Cofibean, pls post your photo na kasi. I'm literally dying na to see you. Number 1 fan moko!

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Siguro cute ka nga talaga cofibean. Ako na lang gawin nyong katulong. Pramis hindi ako magsasalita.

Anonymous said...

Isa pa ito:

Anonymous said...

wala namang ganyang basurahan sa pilipinas eh! plastic mga basurahan natin eh! tsaka paper bag yang nasa loob eh,di naman wedding invitation!
oy pero funny ah! alam ko namang walang ganyang tao...imbentong character lang ang tingin ko sa mga kwento so hindi ko dinidibdib lahat ng panlalait niya sa masa people....
oo, at alam ko ring may magpopost sa ilalim ko na magko-comment sa sinabi ko!

May 25, 2006 7:16 PM


Saang planeta ka ba pinanganak pare? Ako dami na akong nakitang basurahang bakal sa kalye. Nyahaha! Mas nakakabobo mga comments kesa sa blog mo cofi.

Anonymous said...

PARE, DI KA PWEDE MABASA.. BAKA DUMAMI KA.

piss_me said...

coffeebean!! you're my idol. haha keep those funny posts coming... ignore your detractors, insecure lang sila noh. sana di ba 'di nyo patuloy na binabasa yung blog ni cofibean if you ABHOR him.

yun lang. respetuhan lang ng pananaw yan. :)

/iambrew said...

WB! Been a while ah!

Anonymous said...

I heart you pare.

Aia said...

diba pinalayas na nya si naida?

Anonymous said...

Kelan pa lumayas si naida?????

Anonymous said...

this is so overkill

glammedupemogal said...

you still rock!!

Anonymous said...

Mind telling us what your store is? Don't be too hard on your helpers dude. They're just trying to know what's wrong.. You know the thing called concern?

Stay a-dork-able.

ah huh! said...

hmmmp! i guess you're just insecure because she's going to marry a guy who's better than you. she'll not marry him if she thinks the guy isn't worthy of her. perhaps there's something wrong in you. come to think of it.

hmmp. this thing with your house helper, she isn't disrespecting you. she just want to know if something's wrong. you're being too harsh. and that respect thing. i think she respects you she wouldn't dare ask what's wrong if she isn't respecting you. hmmp. saka you're not a king to keep her from speaking with you.. there's this thing called human rights...

Anonymous said...

Cofibean still rocks!!

alarm clock said...

hahaha! i love your blog...a parody of that social-climbing faggot called bryanboy. this is a parody, right?

Dy said...

Love this one!! High entertainment value!!!

Anonymous said...

Excuse me but me thinks this one is better than Bryanboy.

Bryanboy is not worth copying.

Sorry.

Go!

Anonymous said...

Ciò è un oltraggio! Siete rifiuti! Ottenere una vita!

Anonymous said...

in my opinion you shouldnt say stuff like those about your helpers (yung yaya at yung driver). sana maiba yung perspective mo sa kanila. this is the Philippines! live with it. oki?

but then i understand that this is your blog rin so do whatever you want...

apoljuice said...

"Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...

by the way, it's TONS OF PAPERWORK. not PAPERWORKS

May 25, 2006 5:26 AM

Bobo naman ng nagpost na ito. No comment na lang. Go figure.

May 26, 2006 1:53 PM "
*************
tanong lang... Wut's so BOBO about this?

Anyway, cofibean, hope you get more time to post.. been waiting day after day after day for new posts. Hehehe..

Tska sa mga mahilig magcomment jan against cofibean, guys, c'mon how could you hate the damn blog?? You come here regularly just looking for ways to attack the posts.. get real.

Anyway, peace.. Enjoy life. Enjoy the blog..

apoljuice said...

"Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...

by the way, it's TONS OF PAPERWORK. not PAPERWORKS

May 25, 2006 5:26 AM

Bobo naman ng nagpost na ito. No comment na lang. Go figure.

May 26, 2006 1:53 PM "
*************
tanong lang... Wut's so BOBO about this?:

Anyway, cofibean, hope you're get more time to post.. been waiting day after day after day for new posts.

Tska sa mga mahilig magcomment jan against cofibean, guys, c'mon how could you hate the damn blog?? You come here regularly just looking for ways to attack the posts.. get real.

Anyway, peace.. Enjoy life. Enjoy the blog..

Anonymous said...

Such snobbery from a ... tindero (so what if your family's store is in the Mall of Asia ... recently re-located from Binondo, I'm sure). Your snobbery would offend - except for the fact that it's evident that you constantly put down other human beings because your own self-worth is non-existent. So you pick on targets that you believe are your social inferiors to boost your own low self-image. By the way, since you're such a childish ass with your randomly childish attacks on other human beings, I'm going to stoop to your very low hampas lupa level and childishly say: takes one to know one. Orc yourself.

camille said...

why do you treat your helpers that way? try trading places with them. maybe you'll understand a little bit of their feelings. malay mo, concerned lang sila sayo.

Anonymous said...

nice to see that you've updated your profile...
enjoyed your blogs. hope you'll update it more frequently though.

ciao!

Anonymous said...

i've tried goin over some of your blogs and i found all to be annoying rather than entertaining. if all those stuff really happened i want to say FUCK YOU. you don't need to get the respect you think is due to you simply because you don't know how to.

Jhed said...

San nga yung store niyo sa MoA? Haha!

Good luck sa business! ;)

Anonymous said...

Ano bibilhin mo sa tagaytay? Kabayo? He heheh eh! Anong ilalagaay mo sa MoA na galing dun? Pinya?

Anonymous said...

hi orc.. i mean katutubo
do you have a rock as a heart?

Casey said...

Hay naku! wala pa talagang pics si COFIBEAN sa blog nya...kelan kaya magkakaroon?

psyche said...

are you gay? and ur soooo trying hard to be pa-conio. so annoying!

Anonymous said...

Putang Ina mo. Hahanapin kita at papatayin kita. Humanda ka

Anonymous said...

eew. cofibean. I guess many orcs are hunting u down right now, pero I like ur insights. hahaha. very entertaining. what's with the repeated words like aura? uber? duh. Ur pathetic! its like ba u can't think of anything else pa?! hmm... pero in fairness ur still gold. U are like Britney Spears ba? U got like a whole people who'll listen to ur crap pero u still get the credit ba and the people throw out? eew. Ur one irony. Hail Cofibean

Anonymous said...

grabe so morbid naman ng mga comment dito...pati sa basurahan me comment. my death threats pa...i find this blog amusing, people should not take this seriously.if they react meaning bobo orcs cla.if they don't like what they read better not read na lang kaya. simple logic lang,no brainer...cofi have mean things to say but i rather read his blog than bryanboy's blog puro nonsense(fags and bags)oi rhyme o...

Anonymous said...

Love your work. :)

chauvinistah said...

yes, it really is true.
sometimes you just got to keep it real. reality check kasi rin minsan. yung mga katulong kasi once na maging mabait ang amo, akala close na. peste kaya. i'm on your side, cofi.

Anonymous said...

you never know cofibean, baka makarma ka at bumaliktad ang mundo. imagine , yang katulong mo yumaman from rags to riches tapos ang family mo, maghirap , mabankrupt at maging pulubi!

parang telenovela ito, Marimar. hahah
baka si marimar yang katulong mo, mayaman palang totoo pero hindi niya alam kaya naging katulong lang.....

tsk tsk, what comes around goes around.

Anonymous said...

hay, so baduy naman your use of words. Too out of this world. U dont sound too quoñio to me, more like Koneho!

Trying hard, tsk tsk tsk your just a l337 wannabe. Deep under ur skin is an overwhelming ..
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nuff said

your ex driver

Anonymous said...

gawd. wish I can hack this effing cool site. this shit is part of effing philippine history. magawan nga ng paper. kewl talaga.

pls. anyone. paki hack. let's see what happens.

P.S. What the fuck is wrong with being a poseur. Let people be themselves. If your a poseur, then be a poseur. Don't act like you're not if you are.

Anonymous said...

WTF! Just a word pare, respect a person eventhough she's just a katulong. I think you're really rude. Makin a useless blog is for a moron like you pare. And don't boast about yourself, hindi lang ikaw ung mayaman sa mundo. Ano PVP?!

Anonymous said...

i love you pare...

Anonymous said...

I believe you grew up in the most depressed area in the country. Why? YOU HAVE NO BREEDING AT ALL! You have no respect for elders. You're such a braggart. Either you are a lowly peasant or someone who's dreaming to be rich. AND PLEASE, GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SPEAK AND/OR WRITE STRAIGHT ENGLISH, OK? Such a trash!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! The blog was great! What i find stupid are the comments! hahaha! Kids this days are really into blogging. And they even brought their immaturity. Nuff said. Kudos to you, Pare!

Anonymous said...

..just a question..... BADING kb?

1980 said...

you don't have to ask...it obvious, BADING sya pare!

Anonymous said...

grabe ka pare. you are so chuva ever naman! ah yung mga tienes-tienes na katulong ipapa45 ba naman! my gosh! you ae so orange! you alam pare, tom jones na ako kaya make kainkain na muna me pare. hahahahaha!

Dream Baby said...

guys...hello, wag mashado mag react...dont you realize na this is all just a made up world? the person ,the places and situations aren't real! Bet you this guy's enjoying coz he's able to get to you...

nice one cofibean, entertaining!

Anonymous said...

can really relate to you dude! i hate posers and family reunions!!!wahahaha!

Anonymous said...

what's the name of your store in MoA?

Anonymous said...

hey cofi,
i just wanna say that what you are showing are your own flaws in character. By posting this and by saying what you are saying, you are showing the world what an unpatriotic, judgemental, shallow, superficial, mean, egotistic (person..scratch that)..um..creature you are.
i bet the katutubong katulong is more of a person than you can ever be, with your mean spirit, and oh, your "instant access" kaluluwa.
hope you can change for the better; good luck.
with love,
proudpinay01

justconcernedforyourspiritualbeing said...

I really, really hope you are not a buddhist. If you are, you just might be reincarnated as a cockroach. =)

Good luck in life, pare.

Anonymous said...

Oyeme..tu eres un maricon..puto! Lansando muchos insultos sobre de los "nativos"..Se que tu no eres un blanco..cierto que tu tienes color de culo de uno mono. Hijo de la gran puta!!