Sunday, January 04, 2009

Its 2009 na!


Im back to my blogging pare. It has been quite a while since the last time I wrote something here. Putangina naman kasi all the moronic people around me. They are like pampasira ng aura. My perfect tune with nature always gets disturbed na lang. Its hard to get peace na talaga nowadays. Man, if I weren't so at peace with the world, i'd run them over with my new car. Good thing I have a girlfriend now pare. But she's just the up-to-sawa type. Meaning shes my gf until the time im sawa na.

My mom kasi always makes pakialam to my diskarte pare. She and her amiga are the ones who arranged the relationship. So I made sakay na lang their trip. My girlfriend now kasi looks good pero shes really annoying. She like wants me to text her always my gig. Can you believe that? Its making me sakal na. Labo talaga nya. It really fucking gets me everytime dude. Sometimes nga I made Hilariously Stoopid reply to her text messages na lang. Funny thing, I dont even care pare what they are texting ha. Hilariously Stoopid even asked me before, "Sir maganda ba itong textmate ko?" I just said, "Yeah. and please dont forget to send her love quotes ha." Hahaha!

Anyways, enough for the sharing pare. I just turned a year older. And shit man, now lang Ive noticed na I'm getting hotter and hotter pala. That explains why people are always making papansin when im at chichi places. But even given the location pare, the orc infestation are like spreading na. So Im attracting even the unwanted baho masa. The hell!

I guess thats it na muna dude. Need to finish something lang.

59 comments:

CC said...

hahahahaha! ako una!!!!!

pero dude, i think you'ld better start thinking of new ways to make lait other people cuz your diskarte is so two years old na, and goes to show you are just as progressive as your country.

Good luck!

Gregor said...

oh just for the heck of it. i think i'm first.

Anonymous said...

wow cofi ur getting hotter and hotter ha!!!! lol

nice nman may gf na sya!!! bka nman mmya maskal k nyan ng tuluyan...

or worse, bka kung d kau magkatuluyan, ma-inlove k sa isang orc!!!

PEACE

Anonymous said...

i'm just wondering...

r u really that HOT???

hmmm...

Anonymous said...

happy birthday!!!

Anonymous said...

Dont mind them cofi at least ur consistent sa content mo. Saya ng update! Yeeeey!

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!! an update! Ako ang una sa comments!

Anonymous said...

habbeeee buuurdey!

Abu Sayyaf said...

POOTANGINA MOKANG BAKLA KA! BUHAY KA PA PALA. SAYANG LANG BINAYAD NAMIN SA HINIRE NAMING HITMAN PARA PATAYIN KA. POOTANGINA DIN YUN SINUNGALING. NAGANCHO LANG PALA KAMI. SHET!

Anonymous said...

what's your new gf's name ba pare?

Anonymous said...

Yay! Cofibean is back! Bring it on with the insults!

Larry said...

FINALLY!!!
UR BACK!!!

wtf said...

@Abu Sayyaf
talagang nag-effort ka ah. what a loser.

Jedd said...

May you give us another good year to enjoy your blog, Cofi!

PsychoMp3 said...

well cofibean happy new year and happy three kings. I just hope hindi totoo yung hinala that you too are an Orc in disquise.

Cash said...

dude, what happened to you? i thought you were dead or something. got mugged or fell into a manhole or something.

Anonymous said...

REMEMBER THIS POST?

"The FIRST thing siguro that I will do is to make-DUROG ALL the people who talks NONSENSE and who are VERY FOND of THEMSELVES. They have NO right whatsoever pare. They NEED to undergo some MAJOR OVERHAULING pa to become like ME.... NEAR PERFECT."

WANT TO START YOUR YEAR RIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU COMMIT SUICIDE? AS IF YOU WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT NONSENSE IN YOUR BLOG?! AND ALSO BEING VERY FOND OF YOURSELF. BRO, MANALAMIN KA NAMAN. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE DESCRIBING URSELF IN THAT POST E. CALLING YOURSELF NEAR PERFECT? DON'T U CALL THAT SOMETHING LIKE SELF WORSHIP? DAMN, PARE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS MAJOR BRAIN SURGERY...

MAYBE... YOU CAN PAY THEM MILLIONS TO FIX YOUR BRAIN'S ERRING RADIO-ACTIVE PULSES. OH WELL, FROM TIME TO TIME, I GOTTA REMIND MYSELF THAT THIS IS YOUR BLOG NGA PALA. BUT IF U DON'T WANT THE 'MASA' COMMENTING ON IT, THEN MAKE IT PRIVATE, BETTER YET... DELETE IT.

PARE-PAREHO LANG TAYO, THE RICH, THE POOR, ESTE THE 'NATIVES' AS YOU WOULD CALL THEM...

WE WERE ALL BORN NAKED, DUDE. DON'T BRAG AS IF U WERE BORN DRIPPIN' WITH DESIGNER CLOTHING.

Anonymous said...

Wow naman dude pare. what took you so long? been waiting for your update for quite sometime now. Hassle talaga the uber tagal update. Sayang lang my time going back to your site from time to time. kakakulo ng blood pare.

Anonymous said...

Unwanted baho masa? Whattaterm!

Anonymous said...

UYYY! AMININ! ISA KA SA BAHO MASA NA TINUTUKOY MO VRUHA HA! EH KUNG PASABUGIN KO KAYA WETPAKS MONG BAKLITA KA!

malory said...

oh geez... i've waited so long to read that kind of post? you are so yesterday na cofi. i wasnt that thrilled while reading your new post. it was just plain and boring.

someone's better than you pare... http://ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com

andrei jon said...

mabuhay ka cofibean. ang tagal kong inintay ang next post mong to ah puta ka. i thought kinain ka na ng lochness monster or something. boi damihan mo naman yung post mo. kala mo maganda ka? lol. kwento mo yung winter vacation mo. sige na.

Anonymous said...

honestly lang, I do enjoy reading you. keep on the update.

Anonymous said...

http://neverditchtheproject.blogspot.com/

amateur ear said...

Ang ganda mo.

Yun lang.

Jin said...

LOL. Trade-off lang 'yan. You can't be hot and not expect unwanted attention.

Anonymous said...

haha buhay pa pala siya?

tsololo said...

Your a sad person...

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The Unusual Guy said...

nice blog, a bit offensive nga lang... i share the same odd feelings against call center agents and their odd taste of fashion. grabe pa sila mag-smoke.


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higbreed said...

I wonder y maraming galit sa iyo? Cool blogs ha!!! Reading your blogs from 2005 to present makes me wonder why do u hate call center agents? I'm not a call center agent but ok na rin work nila d sila ma bad breath kasi paraning nakabuka ung bibig, but here is pare, MARIAN RIVERA, BAD BREATH YAN PARE!!!! =)

Anonymous said...

hahahaha nice update!!! more more!!

Anonymous said...

YOH cofibean, a word mayn. ASSHOLE =) thats what you are. If you fucking hate philippines because of the so called "POVERTY" and all that, then effing ditch man! and plus yoh, can you please stop talking like a homo? like seriously dude. you sound like a fifth grader coming outta closet yahw. Imma tell you straight up man. im FILIPINO and I just hate how you talk shit about my motherland.

PS. NExt time you make a blog, try to use english properly. YOURE AN EPIC FAILURE. LOL

GateCrasher said...

baket pare ka ng pare...? i think it's time for you to use some other fillers na ren. i dont have something against you ha. i dont hate you for you comments against the orcs and im not even a fan. wala lang. just a comment. hehehe... keep blogging!

Anonymous said...

Geez! you sound like a faggot! but you sure are funny with the way you talk on your blogs.. that gf thingie your saying is she really a girl or a man? LOLz or your referring to yourself as a GF and thats your BF fag?
FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG

Anonymous said...

one word...

G A Y

Gram Math said...

hi there,
im a fan. tnx and ur back!

Rica said...

i like your blog. it makes all the readers hate you which is a very good move to caught attention.

i got some questions here:

*do your parents discipline you properly? seems like you need attention, in short you are self centered.

*have you attended values education subject?

*do you know the word "faggot"? because you sound like one.

anyway, im gonna stop asking here. i just want you to know that you need a martilyo to pukpuk to your head so that matauhan ka na sa mga ka oahan mo, get it pare?

10 kudos for you. :)

Anonymous said...

I like your writing style -- to all those who are actually taking this blog seriously, can't you see this guy is writing from a persona point of view and most of this is outright kayfabe.

Excellent parody my friend, keep it up and see you on your next winter vacation in Monaco where we can shoot deer and drink M&C like tubig ^__0

PS..you should write an "autobiography"

Anonymous said...

hey TH,

i find your blog annoying (worst grammar ever) YET entertaining (kc TH ka and how you manage to include "pare" in every sentence) that only true blue pinoy can enjoy.

keep it coming! post ur next story asap.
harharhar


ps.
approve mo to ha!

bishonen said...

Welcome back! more post dude! we miss you!

Ella said...

This is hilarious! :D I can't believe other people are seeing it otherwise! SILA ANG LOSERS!

Anonymous said...

missed you. thanks for the message *winks* happy new year.

jue said...

chill people...

hey cofi, what if madevelop si hilariously stoopid sa gf mo?

Anonymous said...

HEY! SPELL BAYOT??
DO U KNOW BAYOT???
THATS U!!! ULOL!!!
GO 2 HELL AND MAKE KISAY UR FACE!!!!

RJ Naguit said...

ignorance is such a bliss...

Anonymous said...

Pare im so in love na with you. I want to hold you in my arms and kiss you. DIla sa dila. Laway sa Laway. Then patutuwarin kita and fuck your wetpaks. Luv ya, cofibean!

thea said...

lol. arranged? xD but ur mean ha, you make your driver text her. Creepy.

Anonymous said...

Haha! bakla!!!

daydreamer05 said...

guys guys guys..

relax! 'Cofibean' is just a made up character.. obvious naman eh. lahat ng mga 'life experiences' niya, sobrang hindi realistic.

if you want a hint, yung writer ng blog na ito ay taga UP.

kayo na ang bahala kung ayaw niyong maniwala.

there's no point in letting a fictional blog like this affect you.

just shows how slowly but surely everyone now are beginning to become sheeple... always believing what is on the internet.

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Anonymous said...

tite ko malaki, pls dont edit this,..the deprived women of the world must know...laki laki tite ko!!!...besides your blog is so old and lame

Anonymous said...

pare mabenta ka ah. magkanu bonus mo from editor for being able to invoke such hatred and getting several hits in return?

Herbs D. said...

like dude. i know na its not your fault naman thaat you're hot and everything but c'mon. chill lang diyan tsong.

Anonymous said...

pare, it's almost 2010 na pare. bakit wala ka nang bagong post? I'm new here pa naman.

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John V said...

I love nature and the aroma feels so good to be with inner peace with the surroudings. The coffee is so good in the morning and last at night. Just maybe one more drink I might go good with my pipe at http://www.coolheadshop.com hows that sound?

Anonymous said...

shole or shawl?

Anonymous said...

shole or shawl?