Sunday, July 20, 2008

It's About Time Pare

Shit! Can't help talaga but smile for the past few months on whats happening to the Pinas pare. The quasi-shortage of rice, the neverending gas price increase, the transfer of the controversial ZTE star witness as head of SSS, the supposedly billions of pesos katutubo/masa funds and the unstoppable growth of the orc community (May gathering ba pare?). Im waiting na nga lang for a "For Sale" sign that they will make sabit sa MalacaƱang. Hopefully pare, U.S. will jump at the opportunity of buying it to save the natives from further bouts of katangahan. It's pretty obvious naman kasi pare na the crisis are all made up stories lang to hide something diba? And I'm not going to elaborate more pa pare. Its about time for you to use naman your noggins. Sayang kasi ur small na, pea-sized brain pa inside if unutilized. Baka kasi mabulok pa.


So ayon na nga diba... The only good thing I'm seeing from all these is the fact that all the burdens are shouldered by the baho natives. They are starting to feel the stress na of leaving this country to work as slaves of other bansas. Typical pare. Katutubos are synonymous to muchahos, muchachas, Dh, orcs and contruction workers. My tito told me that there are lots of opening abroad for those jobs. So that would mean, it'll save pinas a couple of hundred thousands of natives to feed. Meaning, bawas the quasi-rice shortage. Hehe. By the way, hope the price of gaso would reach 100 bucks per liter para bawas na rin the traffic. So dami kasing obsolete cars sa kalsada that needs pahinga na.

Also, some fucktards hijacked my friendster and yahoo account before. Hope you guys drop dead na no. You know who you are. Thats really not cool pare. Hope you all make pakamatay na. Good thing I have a paid yahoo account so they changed my password immediately.

Anyway, I'll like go na muna. I'm going to buy something lang at Rockwell for my date later. No press releases na muna for now pare. I'll share next time na lang.

74 comments:

tim said...

Woohoo i'm first!

Jedd said...

Sa wakas, may entry ka na rin ulit, cofi. You are getting more concern na rin sa pinas ha. I agree with you this time.

danielle said...

ang boring mo na!

Anonymous said...

TANGINA MO BAKLA! MAMATAY KA NA!

Anonymous said...

Akala ko ur dead na.

blacksoul said...

Yeah i saw what happened to your friendster.

Anonymous said...

Yes I did notice it's faster to get to the office nowadays. Ironic di ba? It saves us on gas na rin by not geting stuck in traffic.

I am, what you might consider, an orc (or an orca for that matter because I am female). But I really do enjoy your blog because you do speak out the hard harsh you-can't-accept-it-if-you-are-in-denial truth of the orcdom that is the Philippines. Oh yes there just might be a gathering soon.

I am glad you are back with your fearless blog Cofi! Next time Cofi, make you blog french roast.
Dark and foreboding.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, you make sira na my aura ha. Why do you still blog on this pang-masa orc-ridden Blogspot piece of shit?

You should have your own paid site na. It's not good to be associated pa with other freeloading orcs and baho masa on Blogger.

Paid Yahoo! Account? Dapat meron kang own server farm at OC-192 fiber connections at sarili mong email & web servers.

ihatecofi@yahoo.com? Doesn't sound sosyal. Again, associated ka pa rin sa mga baho orcs and mga lowly masa freeloading fucktards. Seriously pare you make sira the aura of the other "adonishingly fantasmo" creatures out there. Kahiya ka!

Anonymous said...

naku.. dumadami nanaman ang critics mo..

which means...

dumadami nanaman ang "fans" mo..

concern ka pla sa ekonomiya ng pinas..

Anonymous said...

i wish i could meet you so i could peel ur skin

shaina said...
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kapetot said...

namiss kita cofi!
welcome back!
hahahhaa

Dyoza said...

Grabe I love your blogs!!! keep it up!! < the blog I mean not the....> Hahaha.. anyways... Gudluck sa mga friendly and avid fan mong mga ORCS!!

Anonymous said...

This one's funny!

http://www.technqx.com

bludwid said...

mate, you're losing your appeal. it used to be so entertaining, but your posts have become too few and far between. To make it worse, wala nang impact.

Will the real cofi please stand up?

Kathleen said...

Alam ko papansin ka lang and yeah, i know you're enjoying the attention.

Pero Dude, I almost fell off my bed reading this... office boy with a driver, rich guy frequenting starbucks, kimberly hotel in tagaytay? what the...? FYI, the rich do not frequent Starbucks na. And hanigng out at Serendra is so yesterday, because of the artistas and the wannabes. Hay, sometimes I wish I was just like you... a social climber and not from the moneyed clan... eh di sana may ginagawa akong mas worthwhile (like drafting business projects, di ba)... and BTW, rich men drive (Unless you're over 40 or you're Chuck Bass).

But seriously, I was asked by my friend to read this blog to check if it's witty, satirical, or offensive. It's witty, it's not satirical, it's highly offensive to us rich people. Kasi it is not an eye-opener on how poor the country is or how the rich reacts. Also, the uber rich do buy discounted things, but never food. Don't ask me why, as a member of the rich crowd, you should know.

Word of advice, don't try too hard to sound mapanglait just to get the attention of all your mediocre-minded readers. You already have their attention. Try something new. 'Cause this is getting old.

Anonymous said...

How can you say that you're rich, Kathleen? How can you prove that you are one of the elite? Maybe you're just like some other people there - pretending to be one just to judge the writer, Cofibean.

Pasyon, Emmanuel C. said...

finally.

Anonymous said...

It's August na Cofi kamusta naman? ang bagal ha.hmp..

Anyway, can you post more news about pinas..? hehe, haven't been watching the news lately & this friggin' University has limitations to outside websites. I miss being there, & reading your blog kinda connects me to my homeland, kase when I was there all the people around me talked like you. I didn't know it was (or is-still- for that matter) such a trend. Even when I went to this club (Embassy? I dunno if that's right) all those guys that approached me talked like you. Man! Did it make me dizzy. I mean, I can still speak tagalog & understand, but the way you (& them), talk, it's not really.. cool. I'm sorry, but I'd really like to meet you though. Maybe when I visit pinas again?

Later! xoxo

Anonymous said...

READ the DISCLAIMER!!!! putangena!! kumukulo dugo ko sa stupidity ng mga negative reactions. wag nyo ko galitin. ipapapatay ko kayong lahat.


(ehem)

iHEARTyouCOFIko. ;)

lifeisabitch said...

READ the DISCLAIMER!!!! putangena!! kumukulo dugo ko sa stupidity ng mga negative reactions. wag nyo ko galitin. ipapapatay ko kayong lahat.


(ehem)

iHEARTyouCOFIko. ;)

Anonymous said...

hey cofibean how come u just blogged now lang? but don't worry, i still enjoyed your entry!!! you're simply hilarious :D

Anonymous said...

tsss boring ka na.

Anonymous said...

hi fafa can i get ur number.im also gay social climber like u and maybe we can have beautiful butt seks with u baby..but il be the one to penetrate u because my ass is too loose na, pero baka ur ass is so loose na rin? cge, looking forward to having u suck me :) love you so much bhie

Anonymous said...

I simply dont get why people are still commenting on this blog saying nothing but the "boring" comment. If you really find this blog boring then why read it and comment? Also why say nasty stuff about the blogger? The disclaimer is simply loud and clear. Or is it that most visitors here are suffering from a severe case of low IQ?

To put it simply, don't read it if you find this blog offensive. It's that simple.

Anonymous said...

ever heard of "constructive criticism"? Bawal ba yon?

There are a lot of people who used to find the blog amusing, and looked forward to the next post.

Unfortunately, as we've noticed, the guy's lost his "bite", and the posts have been very few. Obviously we want more of the old cofibean, right?

Anonymous said...

Bakit boring at ang tagal na ng entry mo :(

ellaine said...

kudos matt. lovin it. :D

BUSTED! said...

nah,i know what this is. this guy is so fucking poor that he signed up in one of those online things where the more hits you get the more cash goes to your account.

this click is getting old, mate. try something else. (im actually wrong, if its getting old why the fuck am i here?)

hey dude, here's a penny for your thoughts. i know that you need it more than i do. you sad sad bloke.

Anonymous said...

to ellaine:
matt? si matt pa rin ba ang may gawa nito? :]]

cofi, boring yung post mo. baket? where's the magic? :[ but still, i love you pa din. :]]

stupid talaga yung paulit ulit na nagvivisit ng site ni cofi just to give negative criticism.

i♥cofi.

Anonymous said...

kakasawa na.

Morrigan said...

"Katutubos are synonymous to muchahos, muchachas, Dh, orcs and contruction workers."

Spotted a typo XD

Anonymous said...

hay naku. wala ng kwenta basahin mga post ni cofi kakasawa na. natuyuan na ng utak si cofi. naubusan na ng isusulat, kayat paririho na lang. pwe!

Anonymous said...

im waiting for ur text fafa..:) u still up for the buttsex? im so ready for you, bring the most expensive lube you have a? youre rich naman eh, like me!!!1111 :) cmon cmon post ur number na please..im so hot for u na bhie lets go to a motel in abroad ok? because the 5 star hotels here have too small parking space to park my 1000billion mustang eh..do u have a nice car too? maybe we can compare cars and then rub penises? please?!? okayyyy love you bhie ;) ur my one and only cofi

dickya said...

people who leave negative comments here are obviously stupid people who do not know the definition of satire.


eat the dick-tionary you brainless fucks.

Anonymous said...

ako naghack sa friendster account mo.. tatanga-tanga ka kasi :)

elisha said...

wow its been... years! and you're still keeping this site. when are you gonna stop pretending?

hector_olympus said...

thank you for showing concern to the real picture of the nation.

Anonymous said...

This is one effective blog you have. Keep it up, Orc! Hahaha

By the way, never ever slip bout giving out ur info.

Else, pipol would find u dead in an alley and I sure would miss you queens of Katutubos!Whoho!

ayie said...

naks nice blogs..^__^

eto pala paraan mu para sumikat at makilala..

effective xa infairness, very unique..^__^

pero at least ur honest and true sa mga sinusulat mu d2..

ingat ka nalang palagi pre(Marami ka na kasing tagahanga na gusto kang bangasan sa mukha ^___^)..

2loy mo lng yang ginagawa mu..keep it up..

geh

Anonymous said...

kathleen, wag kang epal. rich amputa... haha!

anyway, cofi, come on... dude, you can do better than this.

Anonymous said...

It's underutilized, poser.

Anonymous said...

2005-2008 nag blog ka lang? sana nag outreach ka nalang nakatulong ka pa.
BTW your natives are those you call katutubo.

Hay naku mga tao nga naman makapag feeling lang at maka linya lang sa mga elitista.

So feeling mo mapipili ka ni bob ong sa bago nyang libro?

Anonymous said...

The disclaimer just said "Please don't make basa my journal if you find this offensive."

How can we say then that it is indeed offensive (or not) if we don't read through all the crappy stuff here?

Seriously dude, you and your people get angry at comments thrown at you when it's your own fault that your "journal" is open to the "baho masa/orcs" as you call 'em. Set your "journal" to private and disable comments so you can live your awfully boring life by yourself. Sheesh!

wenna said...

hey,
ever heard of this pablo banila guy?
try googling his name, he's causing quite a stir na in the internet, particularly sa multiply.com.
i had this thought that you and him are one kasi i saw in one of his posts yung line mo na "make poverty history."
anyway, thanks for updating your page...really gave me quite a laugh.
but this pablo banila guy nga is stealing the limelight away from you.
try visiting his OWN site, pablobanila.com
yaah, he's funnier, more gay, more witty and has more sense than you but you're richer naman and much more goodlooking so it's ok.
but still, he's much more famous na nga.

jOk3r_CofiLov3r said...

hey cofibean..
Nice blog here huh..

Got just few points to raise...

What's with the pare?

Is that ur expression?Or just a morbid attempt to sound conyo?

you hate coffee? how come you go to Starbucks?you don't care about people who curse you because you look down to call center agents who, by the way, are people who earn their money fair and square yet you still post a blog contradicting every single word that they gave you?You are mayaman and you hate your driver, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DRIVE YOUR OWN DAMN CAR? Or better yet, with all your money, get a new driver...Geesh man, you have a lot of angst,... You should go back to Grade 1 and have your teacher refresh you with GMRC...

have you ever heard of the word CONSISTENCY?

Man,i respect your opinion and i really dislike it whenever haters label you as fag (i hate homophobes, they're pieces of shit) but stop thinking that you are 100 times better than any of the people you rag!

Cmon...

Your comments are not witty-THEY'RE made out of three factos- HATE, JEALOUSY AND PRIDE..

Oh yeah, I'm an Orc.So damn me.Damn you as well...I checked out your blog because everyone's talking bout it...

They're talking about how SICK the WRITER is.

Anonymous said...

that pablo banila's always checking my multi. lol. =]] using a lot of accounts.

rose (yeah, i do have a corny name, and its real) said...

uh, im sorry. im lost here... what's with all the hatred? I mean the blogger writes that he hates the poor people. For?

The people hate him/her/it. For?

No, i dont see this as an eye-opener or a satire. It is just another blog of a bored person who cant even blog in straight english. Not cute, not funny, not offensive. Just boring.

Anonymous said...

Rose,

Obviously your I.Q. level is way beyond low. Think harder, maybe you'll understand it after a thousand tries.

Good luck.

Mwuah!

xeroblast said...

dude... whts up! bakt ngayon ka lng... and where are those entries concerning the f*ck*ng orcs...

hope we could have some coffee to make sh*t on everyone.

Anonymous said...

yah rose, your iq is lower than beyond low. =]] is there such thing?

Anonymous said...

COFIBEAN YOUR SO TAMAD TO UPDATE ITS GETTING ANNOYING.

miss brightside said...

wow pare i like your writing pare. its kinda like you know gay, cheap, ignorant and annoying... and i cant stop reading you!

now i understand how jerry springer keeps his trashy show on air.

Anonymous said...

you know what brow...you just wish as in like you make sulat to vicky morales of wish ko lang..na sana, we dont bump to each other in serendra brow, cause if that happens..i'm gonna make basag your face talaga dude!til you drop dead tlga fuckin fag!...and the only line that you gonna remember after that major ass whoopin, is this..."can't see me"...

Anonymous said...

hey cofi... magparamdam ka naman.... busy ba masyado sa pagbibilang mo ng kayamanan mo bro? hahahaha see you soon bro!!! Uno!

myratisdead said...

don't y'all just get tired of this sh*t?
pacomment-comment pa kayo.

Anonymous said...

di ka na ba update

Anonymous said...

the author of this blog died... Let us pray for his poor soul....

andrei jon said...

mr cofibean. maybe you'll consider consulting a counselor. its not that you're lunatic or something maybe you just have to uplift your values. para kasing lahat na ng tao stupid para sayo. like sinong matinong tao ang tatawag sa mom niya or sa grandpa niya ng stupid? pero follower mo ko. galing mo mag-entertain.

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itembang.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

wala na bang update

jeremejazz said...

Hey Jedd.. nag post ka na naman.. haha.. is cofibean realy that evil? hahaha...

Anonymous said...

try nyo to ericzoo.com

ereonboi said...

nice blog..i believe on the siwasyon..ebak..but "kung kaw ay nasa isang institsyon na ikaw ay kabilang,wag mo itong sisirian,kasi ikaw ay damay"

nigga sucker!!!keep it up dude..

Anonymous said...

what happened to you pare? you have'nt posted for the longest time! are you still alive?

kindler said...

I agree with Ereon Boi and Andrei Jon's statement. I suggest you visit a counselor. You're behaving madly kasi eh.

You're treating all of the Filipinos as stupid and pathetic. You even called your mom as such. Wake up dude.

One more thing: why don't you look on your own self before criticizing others? Yeah, I'm an orc now. The hell I care!

You're a filipino as well. You belong to the orcs you refer to. If you really hate this country then just leave! You don't have a single right to insult your own kind. You belong to the same institution, remember?

The reason why this country wouldn't step up to development is because of scums and stupid posers like you!

Shame on you pare!

Anonymous said...

Awww.. this is disappointing! I want my regular dose of cofibean! What is going on with the world??

Anonymous said...

YOH cofibean, a word mayn. ASSHOLE =) thats what you are. If you fucking hate philippines because of the so called "POVERTY" and all that, then effing ditch man! and plus yoh, can you please stop talking like a homo? like seriously dude. you sound like a fifth grader coming outta closet yahw. Imma tell you straight up man. im FILIPINO and I just hate how you talk shit about my motherland.

PS. NExt time you make a blog, try to use english properly. YOURE AN EPIC FAILURE. LOL

Anonymous said...

yoh cofibean, you wannna make poverty a history huh? then go bring your cash out and give it to the so called "poor" youre rich huh? arent you? lollll plus you once mentioned that you want USA to buy philippines, didnt you? THATS A FUNNY yet sad shit FUCKER! well a question for you hoe, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THE GOVERNMENT WORKS? i bet not because youre a moron. oh geez man. you make me laugh like crayzay. get your ass here in my hood and show me what you got yoh. iam sooo daring you to make a response on my comment hoe! or else KISS MY FUCKING ASS!! im going to wait for a well educated response DUCHE BAG!!! LMAOOO

-Nine

Anonymous said...

kiss my ass cofibean, still waiting for your response. NO TAGLISH please, respond in ENGLISH MORON, ENGLISH, like E-N-G-L-I-S-H. got it? I AM DEAD SERIOUS BITCH. thanks in advance, WANNA BE =)

-Nine

tulitz said...

hey tsong. ang taas naman ng tingin mo sa sarili! Hello next to Ingvar Kamprad or Prince Albert of Monaco,walang kwenta yang mga bank accounts mo. Baka for pet maintenance lang yang bilyones mo sa kanila!Alam mo yang mga kagaya mo dapat ang kinikidnap at ipinapakain sa mga buwaya sa agusan marsh.

iatros said...

from dickya:
people who leave negative comments here are obviously stupid people who do not know the definition of satire.
eat the dick-tionary you brainless fucks.

well dear SATIRE is a literary technique of writing or art which principally ridicules its subject (individuals, organisations, states) often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change.

How can he provoke change when he is not ridiculing but instead insulting those "katutubos". Does making mura to those DH provokes Change? when in fact the DH are helping the economy!

daydreamer05 said...

guys guys guys..

relax! 'Cofibean' is just a made up character.. obvious naman eh. lahat ng mga 'life experiences' niya, sobrang hindi realistic.

if you want a hint, yung writer ng blog na ito ay taga UP.

kayo na ang bahala kung ayaw niyong maniwala.

there's no point in letting a fictional blog like this affect you.

just shows how slowly but surely everyone now are beginning to become sheeple... always believing what is on the internet.

Anonymous said...

Putang ina mo cofi bean, sarap mong patayin...

Sana maubos na lahi ng mga katulad mo
Fuck you,

Mayaman ka? try mu paayos yang chaka mong face..

Ur so fuckin ugly kasi ehh...

Saka, mukha kang mahirap..

Eeeew

Stop pretending to be rich you bitch

Anonymous said...

My God, dude... Sad, sad attempt at satire (if this really was satire, as this one idiot suggested). Do us all a huge favor and stick your hand in a blender.

This enitire blog is a fucking fail. Toilet-trash humor.

I would never resort to blasphemy, but this is the only way which I can truly express how I feel.

Fuck you. You fuckwad. I'd love to slice your goddamn penis off and shove it down your throat. Hope I never meet YOU in Makati then. Even a high-school girls like myself can shove your sorry ass in a working washing machine. Fuck you.