Tuesday, April 01, 2008

It's vacation time na dude.


Ok pare, its official, I need to beach in with the guys way down under pinas. Kasi after all the scheck that happened, I really need some serious cleansing of my aura. Tapos sumabay pa the incident yesterday where Hilariously Stoopid went head on (again!!!) with my car onto a poste. Good thing my auto dentist was really good talaga to undo the damage. Or else, I swear talaga up to the old native's last hininga that I'll charge him for the damage. Of all the empty carparks along Greenbelt, why pa park B.F.E. (Beyond Fucking Egypt)! Why naman kasi up to now, wala pa roll call for the missing cast of Dead People 3 para matawag na my old katutubo driver no. Im sick and tired na rin kasi of him slowing me down pare. I think Im aging na nga eh. Pano na lang if theres no obagi?

So yun na nga diba. I was in Serendra pala kanina with Claude and Andrew, and puta pare, it was really crawling with unwanteds. God, kadire talaga the orcs. Hope they all transfer na to another bansa. Because they are seriously devaluating the chic value of the place. Fuck!

Well, i guess that's it muna for now, I need to call pa some chicks to invite for next week.

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

goodie! bilis ng new post. ;] why dont you fire your driver yourself??

hope to read more.♥

Anonymous said...

hahaha! you're such a SCREEEEAMING FAGGOT! bakit kase hindi pa nalagas all your teeth or better yet nabasag na lang your entire fuckin' face sa head on collision na yun. para kang pusa noh? better than a smelly, filthy cat actually for having more than 7 lives! haha!

Anonymous said...

get a life!

Anonymous said...

grabe,may nagbabasa pa rin ng blog na eto

Kay brian gorrell na tayo hahaha

Anonymous said...

kaloka, this blog validates the kind of person brian gorrell describes. go brian! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Alam mu pare, I think you're mukhang ita! Hahaha...Mukha ka yatang paa, native katutubos ha?duh... Kadiri taglish... I thought mayaman ka?why did you know all these cheap bagays? ewwwww....Nahahawa na ko sa kacheapan mung magsalita! tingnan mu muna sarili mu bago ka manlait ng kapwa mo...

Anonymous said...

lots of orcs in high st & serendra. i found out wer theyre ol coming from, orcland in 4th n 5th flrs of market market...
yup brian gorrell's blog kicks ass. kicks tim and celine's asses hahaha hope t.yap, celine and the rest of their g.g. snort themselves to death

Anonymous said...

haha. yer so funny :)
pero I suggest na ikaw na lang ang "magtransfer" sa ibang bansa instead of those orcs you are raving about.

Poor Philippines kung sila ang mawawala, it will be left with scums like you :)

Anonymous said...

this blog is sooooo yesterday!

Anonymous said...

pata pata pata pon!

Anonymous said...

calling all orcs and call center peeps and squatters and taong-grasa and all:

let's do a good deed for humanity and ship cofibean to next galaxy :)

Anonymous said...

laos ka na. Brian Gorrell rockssss

Anonymous said...

putangina nyong mga nag comment kayo mga cono. freedom of the press nga naman walang control walang sensorship.
kaya ok lang mag post ng mindless trash blog sa internet na may mga sumusubaybay na mga bading at malalandi mag isip. mas ok pa yung mga queer at transvestites eh as long as maayos magsalita pero tong mga nag comment dito hahahah sarap pagtawanan. pag nakilala ko pa kayo sapakin ko pa kayo e. ano ba naman tong writer na to napaka self centered queen. pweh! duraan kita pag nakita kita PARE.

Oh ano? comment kayo? feedback?sige lang la naman nag babawal eh. burahin nyo pa to for all i care. sa makakabasa lang at sa mga sumusubaybay sa walang wentang rantings sa blog na ito, nagiisip bat pa ako nag comment? sige. kasi may nag forward lang sa akin ng link at baka worth reading daw. tangina mas gusto ko pa mag basa ng sign boards at commercials kesa mag sayang pa ng oras mag basa ng posts dito. posts, comments.. hay. walang kwenta. may mga orcs pang nalalaman di man lang marunong gumamit ng mga puns na napupulot sa ibang lugar ng maayos e. di ko naman sinasabi na un edcuated or sa madaling salita WALANG PINAGARALAN. Walang taste, yun na lang. pati mga supporters or readers or fans nya.

o ayan. Baka mag reklamo pa kayo bat ako nag comment. hehehe kala ko ba ok lang sa inyo na express ang freedom to say what i want. laking tawa ko lang talaga pag nabasa nyo to at napag isip isp nyo na you could have done something more worthwhile with your time than reading a fag's blog full of shit.


hate comment over. hehehehe. see you online mga bading.

jecht said...

lufet

con said...

tang ina pare gayagaya kalang kay bonjo101 eh.malamang taga tondo ka kang.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha.. haba naman nung sinabi nun. Pare. humihinga ka pa ba?
nakakatuwa naman.
LOL

oi. ano yung link nung brian gorrell na yan?

Anonymous said...

fuck you cofibean! and all of you who's down with cofibean, fuck you too!

Anonymous said...

cofibean is SOOOOOO YESTERDAY!

Anonymous said...

bakla ka siguro.. konyo ka masyado baka mukha mo tae!

malory said...

sooo yesterday ka na daw... ang tagal naman kasi ng bagong post. hahaha! i still love cofi kahit soo kahapon pa siya. =))

SeƱora Regina said...

Goodgod, you have alata haters, man.
You must be really sikat!
I miss this conyotic way of speaking.. Grew up with lots of friends who speak this way.. I don't though.
If I do, I'll have haters na ren! Hahahahaha pota.

Anonymous said...

Hoy tanga! LAOS ka na!!! Si Brian Gorrell na ang pinaguusapan ngayon hindi na yang mga trying hard mo na English, GUNGGONG! Mas sikat yun sayo, lumabas pa sa TV, eh ikaw kailangan mo pang manlait ng kapwa mo na akala mo kung sino kang mas higit pa sa Diyos eh tatanga tanga ka naman! Sorry, PARE, laos ka na!!! Wahahahahaha!!! We love BRIAN GORRELL! You Rock!!!!!!!

AKI STRIKE said...

minsan napapa huh? na lang ako.no comment

Anonymous said...

what the f pare! by the way, who's your pare ba?

akala mo naman magaling ka magsulat! straight english nga!?

suntukan na lang o!

hahaha fuck off pare!

pare my ass!

Anonymous said...

i find your blog a good read. i don't take it seriously though. where's your next post?

Anonymous said...

You're such a dumb@ass cofibean. You with your stupid taglish grammar. You speak like a f*cking faggot. You must be as fugly as your grammar. Kiss my @ss youy loser poser.

Anonymous said...

where's your next post?
it's so boring I need something funny!

the comments are more entertaining though..

Anonymous said...

We love Brian Gorell! We love Brian Gorell! We love Brian Gorell! We love Brian Gorell! We love Brian Gorell! We love Brian Gorell!

Anonymous said...

bazinger-zee!

Anonymous said...

he is dead

Anonymous said...

nakakasakit ng ulo ung taas babang pagpalit palit ng language.hahaha

anne said...

update! :)

Anonymous said...

you have no right to call Filipinos "katutubo"

you might even be a Filipino yourself.

if you hate the Philippines get out of here. We certainly don't need fugly brats like you.

btw, don't speak Taglish. It's actually cheap. If you're really rich, why not speak refined and Straight English?

con said...

tangina mas malupit yung original http//bonjo101.blogspot.com...tangina nakakatakot ung mga nakasulat ang ganda,,,,hindi ganito

con said...

http//bonjo101 mas malupit mga putang ina nyo

Anonymous said...

bonjo101 sucks! :| corny eh. i didn't know why i even bothered reading it.

Anonymous said...

lufet... i like yout blog talaga pare. it's so entertaining pare. i'm a big fan of yours pare. gi-atay bya ani nya ay pero na lingaw ko. kayat ning mga pa sosyal2 nga konyo!

Anonymous said...

lufet... i like yout blog talaga pare. it's so entertaining pare. i'm a big fan of yours pare. gi-atay bya ani nya ay pero na lingaw ko. kayat ning mga pa sosyal2 nga konyo!

Anonymous said...

i really like your blog, it's so entertaining. but i just have one question... who's pare?

Marcelli said...

To Cofi's haters, I regret to burst your bubble, pero MGA TANGA KAYO.

Look up the word 'sarcasm', then this whole blog will finally make sense to you.

Kung hindi pa rin, eh tama nga yung hinala kong pambihira ang antas ng katangahan ninyo.

Anonymous said...

pare ng aral kba ng english? d ka kc marunong mg english eh.

BLACKSOUL said...

Just read the post people...

If you dont like him then dont visit the site.

Common and simple knowledge.

Anonymous said...

geez where the hell is cofibean! ang taaaagal ng update!

Cath said...

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This guy in the picture destroyed the future of my brother. My mom caught him having indecent acts with my little brother last May 16, 2008 in our house somewhere near Quezon Avenue. My brother is just 17 years old! He just graduated from high school last March from one of the top exclusive schools here and is supposed to enter college na.
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Anonymous said...

so.. you're the old news now?

bianco said...

boring as usual

oinkz said...

AKO AY NAIINIP AT NAIINIS NA SA PAULIT-ULIT NA PAG BISITA SA IYONG WEBSAYT. WALA NAMAN AKONG NABABASANG KAHIT ANO NA BAGO MULA SAYO.

badtrip dude. new post naman! accept ka lang ng accept ng comments eh. DUH? am bored. i need you. LOL. :))

Anonymous said...

are you drunk? hahaha

Anonymous said...

bakit ang daming k*pal d2? kung ganyan kayo sa taong ito ay bakit pa kayo nagbabasa ng blog nya? eh mga tar*ntado din pla kau... walang namilit sa inyo na magbasa d2 kaya kung ako sa inyo manahimik na lng kau.... mga bakla, tomboy.. at walang kaluluwa... magsama sama kayong lahat sa impyerno!!!! p*tang Ina nyong lahat!!!!! p*tang Ina nyong lahat!!!!! p*tang Ina nyong lahat!!!!! p*tang Ina nyong lahat!!!!! p*tang Ina nyong lahat!!!!!

Anonymous said...

stupid fuckin moron.this country aint goin anywhere because of people like you.and i aint even filo.

Anonymous said...

guys ive heard that the author has been abducted by the MILF.

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Anonymous said...

Dear ihatecofi,
I want to punch you in the face
thank you