Wednesday, March 19, 2008

ROYAL MANCHESTER FIVE Scum bags!


Puta pare! I really wanted to kick this person's ass for the past couple of weeks. No matter how I tried to make linis my aura, I really can't pare. My energies are exhausted pa because I've been sending negative psychic messages to this shit. This fugly loser kasi stole almost 7 Million from my mom and 3 Million from my own account. So kapal naman the face diba?! I should have followed my gut feeling pare the first time I saw that guy! My stupid ermats kasi really made kulit that the company was legit daw and that some of her amigas are already earning a lot from the forex scheme. Then all of a sudden he disappeared agad like parang bula. The hell talaga! And the nerve of the fucktard to raffle pa BMW's at one of his parties, hindi naman pala his the money. Shit! Shit! Shit! To think na they are selling pa the tickets for 500 gran each ha and what made it worse pare, I bought two! Good thing I never told that to my mom or else she would think I'm also stupid like her. Im not stupid pare, Im just vulnerable diba. Tangina! His days are numbered na talaga dude! Because I already hired someone na to track this person down. I really can't wait to make sipa his face. Shit! Im kinda lugi pala, his face was sira na. Baka mainfect pa my foot.

Still, I swear talaga pare, once i'm done with this guy, he'll be begging to die na.

For any information regarding the whereabouts of this fugly thief, kindly contact the numbers below:

National Bureau of Investigation
NBI Building, Taft Avenue, Manila, Philippines
Tel. No. (+632) 523-82-31 to 38

Securities and Exchange Commission
Compliance Monitoring and Enforcement Department (SEC-CED)
Tel. No. (+632) 724-7650 or (+632) 727-2267

I'll end here muna for the meantime, i'll just go fix my aura.

ADDENDUM:

I'LL GIVE A GENEROUS SUM OF MONEY TO ANYONE WHO CAN SHOW ME THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE FUCKTARD ABOVE. EMAIL ME AT IHATECOFI@YAHOO.COM.

40 comments:

News LOL said...
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Anonymous said...

go fix your aura... post another blog. :]

Anonymous said...

i'm first!

Anonymous said...

OMG. that's a lot of money

Anonymous said...

OMG that's more than the $70,000 controversial Aussie Brian Gorrell lost!

Gosh! And the Australian went berserk and had his blog an instant sensation! Would you do the same?

http://accountingtopbestschool.blogspot.com/2008/03/whats-this.html

xeroblast said...

if you ever catch this guy... would you give some to kick his ass too...

i just want to released my frustration...

Anonymous said...

you're so stupid for loosing it, dude

Anonymous said...

releaseD? lol :]] @xeroblast

Anonymous said...

what's his name??

Anonymous said...

who would give a guy that amount of money? oh i know what kind!!!

Anonymous said...

bakla, if you see the fez of this fucktard, paki-make sipa na rin for me. kasi §US 70,000 is so laki diba. hinuthot lang ng pohta!

Anonymous said...

ashoooo...as if nmn u have dat kind of money....fucktard liar!

Anonymous said...

that's me cofibean! I'll make pakulong myself but give my family the reward ha? how much ba that "generous sum of money"?

Anonymous said...

Buti nga Sa yo.... hehehe LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We used to be neighbors. Every night, they are throwing big parties Dito sa Sacred Heart Village sa Fairview. Apparently,after media exposed their modus, nawala nalang sila parang bula, and their mansion here, madalas nan madilim, kasi caretaker nalang daw ang nakatira dun

Anonymous said...

get a fucking life

pinoykritik said...

nakakatuwa ka talaga cofi. Sino nga ba talaga itong dalawa na ito.

pinoykritik
www.pinoykritik.com
making constructive criticism this 2008 --

Anonymous said...

if you know who the guy is information niya etc. why don't you just report it to the PNP. since i believe you might even have more connections that us common tao. Your great Orc Cofibean.

Dyoza said...

This guy looks very familiar... parang classmate ko sa college.. gudluck for this sorry ass! Kakarmahin din yan teng!!!

Anonymous said...

This one's funny!

http://www.technqx.com

Anonymous said...

You're good icofibean!

This one's good!

http://www.technqx.com

Shove your cofi mug up your ass said...

you and your mother deserved it, fag! hehehe

Anonymous said...

any news from hell about Hao? we lost our money but he lost his soul. hope ur mom have more wealth than millions of pesos. afterall, Hao just ran away with our money....

Anonymous said...

ur such a loser cofi!hahaha

trish said...

huh? watta dork ass.
i never knew you were still alive, psycho. that makes me wanna do a case stude on you and diagnose you as a BIG UNDERMED!
kiss your mom's ass!

Anonymous said...

OMG! You're such a disgrace to the whole "conio" community! You know what? I think you are just a plain goddamned poseur who knows nothing but to weave lies & panglalait. I think in reality, you are the "ORC" that you are constantly referring to. Get a life, man! And how the hell na na-describe mo ang mga "ORCS" that you are referring to? Kasi YOU ARE ONE OF THEM, dba? tsk! tsk! You are one hell of a VERY PATHETIC LOSER! Please lang, 'wag mo sirain ang reputasyon ng mga mayayaman! Kaya na-stereotype na pangit ang ugali namin tsaka FYI, ndi mayayabang ang mga may pera, 'yung mga walang-kwenta lang ang ganun. If you're so rich, y don't you go ahead & mag-sponsor ka na lang & do some charitable work instead of pissing the whole Philippines?



P.S.

check mo nga pala the way that you spell your words & how you put 'em apostrophes kasi mali2x ang gawa mo eh! duh?!

† seth † said...

I have a message for you you flying f*cker. Read my message for you at sethrinoza.blogspot.com

youboreme said...

I haven't been on your blog for quite a long time. Some of the recent posts are pretty entertaining.
But it wasn't as good as those first ones. Some of the posts would simply leave the reader with a huge question mark on their face. Step it up dude. Because, although the whole narcissist-rich-guy persona you invented was never believable, you should still try to at least be more interesting with your work.

Anonymous said...

My tita's supposed to be the BMW winner. LMAO. We thought we're gonna have a new ride. The next day he's gone.

Fuck your mom's ass you loser! said...

You're such a faggot.

Stop weaving lies and get a life you fucking loser!

You're a rich guy lang tlga ah? Cmon, most rich guys will not behave like you do. You just tend to ruin the socialite name dude.

For me, you're just a stupid fucktard who kisses her mommy's sore ass.

Buti nga sau loser! Haha. Maybe you're one of those ORCS you're constantly referring to your blog spots. Shame on you. You're a disgrace to the Filipinos.

Anonymous said...

OWNED!!!1111

Anonymous said...

ang yabang mo cofibean!..bakla k nmn!..buti nga sau yang nagyari!..

dandelionne said...

ang yabang mo pare. Buti pa ipakain ka sa mga buwaya at pating. ang sama mo naman manglait sa kapwa.anu ba tae mo? prada?

tulitz said...

hey tsong. ang taas naman ng tingin mo sa sarili! Hello next to Ingvar Kamprad or Prince Albert of Monaco,walang kwenta yang mga bank accounts mo. Baka for pet maintenance lang yang milyones mo sa kanila!Alam mo yang mga kagaya mo dapat ang kinikidnap at ipinapakain sa mga buwaya sa agusan marsh.

Anonymous said...

The guy looks familiar.

Anonymous said...

tite mo liit

Anonymous said...

mga tsong...relax lng fictional character lng to si cofibean...

Arthur said...

Brian Gorrell, is that you?? LOL!

Anonymous said...

kung totoong nangyari yan ..

karma tawag dyan ..

Anonymous said...

I went to UAP and I don't remember you. Poser!!!