Thursday, December 27, 2007

December Update

Dude pare! Tangina! It has been quite some time na since the last time I posted an entry here at my online dicklit. The past few weeks kasi was major sa pagod pare. It was like really draining talaga the left and right galas and fund raising that my stupid mom FORCED me to attend. Tangina talaga dude the schedule that I had. Tapos my native secretary pa was like bobo in managing my time. Why naman kasi when the El Supremo made pasabog some katangahan here sa Earth, her katutubo mom ata was making sahod using some large basins eh. Was really itching na talaga to fire that native. Double shithead talaga pare I tell you. Kumulo talaga my blood just yesterday lang. Tama ba naman to approve an appointment at Alabang around 3 pm tapos my next sked would be at Quezon City at 3:30 pm!!! Shit talaga dude! I'm not like Silver surfer kaya to finish everything and still have time to travel to QC. All I have is an old hilariously stoopid driver which is lapit ng mamatay tapos bagal pa the driving skills. I mean, he can't even do the drift pare down Rufino towers.


Also pare, just kanina lang when I checked my friendster (ihatecofi@yahoo.com). Tangina, now ko lang na notice some baho orcs made some nasty comments on my profile. I mean, how lame was that? As if naman they'll change the idea that they are still stoopid for having such a no-brainer job. Here's a sample pare:

* ako
* Posted 12/27/2007 3:22 pm

* touche!

nice rants.... for an idiot who suffers from delusions of grandeur... :) try seeing a shrink once in a while kiddo... it could really help you get off those fantasies of porsches and shit... and unlike you, those stupid call center agents as you call em are contributing alot to our GNP inasmuch as they have somehow helped their families... :) but anyway, this is a free country... so, i'll respect your opinions on call center agents... ur ignorance (or should i say, mental incapacity) is beyond forgivable... but really, you should consider my advice on seeing a shrink... I mean, a session or two won't cost that much considering you mentioned that you take your girlfriend out for a ride on your porsche... :)

But anyway, I'm (surprisingly) glad to have found your friendster page... I find it rather amusing... cheerio... :) cough cough poser cough cough


Sino daw she called mentally incapacitated? I bet she was referring to herself dude. I mean, the "thing" or whatever she(?) is speak for itself. I rest na my case pare.

Btw,that came from this native orc named Precious... Yes dude, remember Smiggle/Smeagol/Gollum from LOTR? Yep, thats her pare. She's now here sa pinas. Go check her out! Precious a.k.a. Gollum on Friendster!


Also find some "latest" LOTR characters at my friendster profile pare --> http://www.friendster.com/cofibean. Of course im not referring to all the uber cool dudes and dudettes who made nice comments on my profile. Just the "mentally incapacitated" ones lang. As in -- Dai orcs! Dai!

43 comments:

CRISLEONARD said...

hahah the best ka talga cofi! astig pare...

Anonymous said...

kung ang ginagawa mong pangbubuska sa mga pangkaraniwang tao (i.e. call center agents) na ang nais lamang ay kumita para makatulong sa pamilya at mamuhay ng matino at marangal ay nagtatagong papuri para sa kanila, binabati kita. ngunit kung ito ay isa lamang paraan para ipakitang ikaw ay nakaaangat sa karaniwan, ikinalulungkot kong sabihin na lalo mo lamang ibinabaon ang iyong sarili sa putik ng pagbabalatkayo. gayunman, sana'y maging masaya ka sa kawalan na iyong tinatahak.

Anonymous said...

ang kapal ng mukha nung Precious. heck if she doesn't like yer blog why the hell would she read it pa diba! she's just wasting her time and then she would come about saying crap.

dude. panira siya.

keep up the good work btw/

Anonymous said...

Shit dude! Huge resemblance nga! Magpapa-authograph ako sa kanya pag nakita ko sya.

kestrel said...

"smeagol" idol cofi hindi "smiggle" =)

ako (a.k.a. smeagle) said...

What's this? a feeble attempt to get back at me? Dude... can't you handle a criticism? Well that's life cofibean... You can't always please everyone (You were never a pleasant one anyway...) hehehe.... And I suppose the other who dissed you is a freakin orc since they gave you an honest opinion about you and your "sensible" blogs? You're one funny bloke...
Well anyway, that was really clever... But I'm not impressed... But, I'll give you some credit for effort.. YOu didn't have to go through all that shit to make me look bad... YOu had to get my picture... awww... ain't that sweet...

Smeagle is cute... Bet he looks a tad better than you dude... hahaha... And I thought comments by "orcs" like me don't bother you since we're not worth your time of day... Why are so upset?

And I thought you're a great web designer? Your page screams "Bland and Booooring..."... Spruce it up a bit... show us what you got... magaling ka diba? I've seen 8 year olds build better websites...

Just face it dude.. yOu'll always be a fucking zero... And the only reason why you're sooo freakin popular is because... well i think you know already... PEOPLE LOVE TO HATE YOU!! (harsh much?)

And why the hordes(?) of fans you say?
1. They see you as nothing more than a comic relief... A satirical depiction of a daft Tim Yap wannabe who's a tad too full of himself.. :)
2. Because sadly, much to the chagrin of the "normal" people, Mother Nature was kind enough to spare more than 1 vile elitist idiot from complete obliteration... So, as the cliche goes, "Birds of the same feather flock together"... So you and your legion of orc hating dingbats can kiss my grey sexy ass... :p

I guess i'll end it here... no sense wasting another minute on you and your nonsense waste-of-cyberspace blogs...

But thanks for the chuckles... Had a great time reading your rant about me and my fellow "orcs".... You didn't have to go through too much trouble... Accepting our comment was enough to pull my heartstrings already... :)

Toodles... (My.. prreciousssss...)

Nena said...

Finally an update....!!! Been waiting for this one for the longest time... Nga pala Cofi... sabi mo before your planning to move your blog to a hosted one? what happened? been trying to track it down for sometime, when you stopped updating this one...

Keep up the new posts....

Belated Happy Holidays pala to everyone!

Sarah said...

I am neither on anyone’s side. I was just thinking that you’ve been blogging for a long time, I thought you’d be able to handle criticisms (yes, it’s a sensible criticism in that case) because they’re perfectly natural especially around the cyberspace.

Accepting criticisms is human. But bashing your critics and making them look bad, even putting the effort of copying their pics and calling them names or whatsoever is something.

McRey said...

At last nag-update na si Cofibean! Hahaha... patay dami nanamn kaaway...

Keep on blogging!

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Unleashed said...

@ako (a.k.a. smeagle),

You know what, try to blog.. i'm sure you'll make a good one..

Don't mind cofibean.. better yet, don't read this blog if you can't handle its content.. Your only making him earn more..

@cofibean,

You were too harsh on her.. Sana you put two other comments from your friendster site para di siya nag-iisa.. :)

Try putting an "EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING!" to warn people with weak heart before visiting your site..

Anonymous said...

cofi, i hate to say it but i think you've met your match..

dude - what kind of porsche do u own? i'm thinking of upgrading to a GT3 RS.

onsse said...

i'd do her... he he he

~onsse

angel said...

omg! i saw that comment of Gollum on your blog!! btw, im your 1 of your friendster friends ;D grabe tlga i was laughing my ass off!! as in may pa-GNP-GNP pang nlalaman! hahahahahah!! at super haba pa her reply on this post! nyahahahah!!!

why are these people so defensive about their intelligence b (or possibly the lack of it)? the comments on your friendster profile really proves who has brains and who doesnt.

anyway, sa lahat ng nagagalit kay cofibean and super explain pa ng contributions ng trabaho nla, isa lng masasabi ko:
ANTATANGA NYONG LAHAT!!!!!

lovingSmeagle! said...

attagirl!!! :)) he he he waiting for another one of cofibean's cheapshot!!!! :)) lmao!!!

xeroblast said...

at last dude... you post it again... i thought you were lost or something...

anyway, that sucker smeagle you're saying is a complete idiot... she didn't read the disclaimer... what a biatch!!!

Jush said...

Weeeeeeee another mucha2x posting a rickety comment... Blogging is free posting and THE HELL WITH HER so what nakaka tuwa nm mga post mo eh XD.. She looks like my yaya who made layas a long time ago weee =P. Kudos Dude!

Anonymous said...

inggit lang si siya, malamang nagwowork din siya sa call center. nagpapanggap lang na hindi. may tao lang talaga na ganyan, pinagpala.

Anonymous said...

to ms.ako(smeagol raw)...
i think im falling for you...
can i talk to you in private ?
mwah mwah.. i love you

Anonymous said...

tang-ina mo precious! classified kaya ako under "orc" pero hinde ako kasing apektado mo. masyado ang pagka-over reaction mo. ang panget mo precious!

Anonymous said...

cofi you're so like INDAY..very entertaining..:) sana dumami pa lahi nyo (mga wannabeessss) to entertain real people like us..

Anonymous said...

cofi you're really like INDAY..very entertaining..hehe..sana dumami pa lahi nyo ... mga wannabeessss...

Anonymous said...

to that smeagol girl,

do you not have anything better to do but bash cofibean? then get back at him in you OWN blog or wherever. you're funny.

if you haven't commented in his profile then this wouldn't have happened in the first place.

you started it, PRECIOUS.

what are you bitching about?

haha anyway, whatever.

Anonymous said...

I won't pay you sh!t for your work!!!

BTW, I was pointed to your friendster profile and you sure have balls to say your from Ateneo. You wish.

But wait. But you also went to Brent I.S. Baguio, then UA&P??? Lemme guess,... you can't hack Ateneo??? Did you fail sometime in GS or HS??? Or didn't you pass the HS Entrance Exams??? Then what??? Daddy dearest sent you packin' to Baguio cause you even hack Brent in Pasig (now Mamplasan). Then what UA&P??? You can't manage to go back to Ateneo???

Turd.

Anonymous said...

To the best blog in town, good job!
How do you do it, man?
It sure is nice to read your page.
Sana ako rin makasulat ng ganito.

Galing talaga!!! praises!!!
Understandably, the best.
Yan lang masasabi ko.

Sana, you update more often.
Umpisahan mo na next entry mo.
Can't wait.
Keep it up.
Super!!!

Anonymous said...

Cofi - perfect ski conditions up here in Norcal. When you flying up?

EJ said...

what's an orc?

Anonymous said...

she's a loser just like you cofibean...both of you are, and actually bagay nga kau eh..ba't di kau magsama?

Anonymous said...

Sex na lang tayo Precious para matuwa pa ako sayo..hahaha

xeroblast said...

to ej:// ORC?

have you seen LOTR(lord of the rings)... ung mga ugly "feces" are the orcs. ang mukha nila parang feces... or laro ka nlang ng warcraft para malaman mo... lahat ng edition ng warcraft ay may orc.

pau said...

hahaha funny, ok lang yun di naman kagandahan. duh Kulang lang sa atensyon yun

Momel said...

Ha haa, again, this is sooo the funniest.

I really don't get it, i mean, how do these people still get annoyed?

They still don't get it? I AM a call center agent, but I've never taken offense at what you are writing. Really.

You're a riot!

Anonymous said...

hayy, precious... ang seryoso mo naman... haba ng comment mo ha.. wala ka siguro jowa. nyehe.

con said...

bonjo101.blogspot.com,check nyo

Rienarry said...

LoL for pic :))
She's pretty.. should not be compared her to smeagol

Anonymous said...

oi! all of you fucking wannaBEASTS, fucking trying hards, fucking cofibean retard fans, kayo ang salot sa lipunan! tarantado! mga fucking feeling mayaman! social mountaineers! hoy cofibean, feeling mo cool ka. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR FUCKING FANS. FUCKING AIRHEADS!

post mo to ha?

fuck.

Anonymous said...

yabang mo men. ammatay ka na kasama ng mga hampas lupang mayayaman. teka mayaman ka ba? baka bilin ko family mo hehehehehe no joke magkano ba kayu. feeling rich kid amputa hampasin kita baseball bat jan eh

Anonymous said...

whoever praises cofibean is another social climber, or isang never pa nakabasa ng ganitong klaseng comedy so like bobong style.. ignorants of the old school blog comedy. but who ever hates cofibean are also brainless coz they're fighting a non existent blogger. do you think such person in the high society exists? this is a made up blog, people. so obviously made up by a satiric writer who wants to have a regular audience.

Jacinto said...

I just stumbled onto ur blog from google or something. Don't know what this shit is but hilarious naman. Peace.

Anonymous said...

hahaha baklita tong si cofibean!! buti na lang nakakatawa kang bakla ka hahahaha...
un mga nagtatanggol kay cofibean malamang takot masabihan ng ORC, mga jologs pero pacool image haha..
un nmn galit na galit.. bakit?? edi wag nyo basahin hahaha.. ang wrinkles alalahanin hahaha.

Anonymous said...

yo, wazzzpppp founder of orcs???!!!! im your prodigal son of a bitch!!! hey mamasan, why not show your fucking face? Is it that disgusting that even your mother cannot look at? well, for your convenience, allow me to describe you... nakakita ka na ng mukha na pinapak ng maya or in short, pimples na tinubuan ng mukha? kundi ndi pa hayaan mong padalan ka namin ng mahiwagang salamin niboy abunda (biological father mo!)... BABALA: ang kabayo mapasama man sa kumpol ng mga tao; bihisan mo man ng mga ukay-ukay na damit; at magpanggap na animo'y isang tao- kabayo parin! ano sa palagay mo petra? yiiiihhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ang gay community mo sa Malate musta na? Ingat ka baka isa ka sa mga sumabog bwahahaha.. At wag mong ikahiya ang mga kinikilala mong magulang- sina Mang tonyo at Inday hehe.. At wag mo rin ikahiya ang iyong pinagmulang tribo.. Isa ka ring katutubo.. Mumbaki ba o Tausug hehe.. Isa kang napakalaking shupatembang.. Echuserang frog bwahahaha.. Mag slide slide ka na lang sa rainbow.

Hoy baklita ipost mo to kun matapang ka wahahaha.. Ipakita mo ang galing mo sa pangookray madir! O kailangan mo pang magseminar sakin haha.. Peace Yabyuuuuuuuuu. Mwahugssss.. Tsup tsup :-@

Anonymous said...

Dude, pare! You're funny talaga, ha? I've been reading your blogs for the past few days pa lang and I chanced upon this particular one. This December Update pare pero it's back from 2007 pa. Like almost one year ago na. So yun na nga, diba? I saw the pic pare and I kinda got a shock (well, not a real great big shock. Mej lang. More of a pleasant surprise, pare) when I saw the Philippines - New Zealand Business Council fund raising photo, pare! Taga Auckland, New Zealand kasi ako dude eh. And it was my tito who organized that event. No shit, pare! I tell the gospel truth. What are the odds, diba?

Actually, dude, dami din orcs here eh. Pero my stupid mom kasi, ayaw ako pabalikin jan sa Pinas to setup my businesses. There's a lot of baho natives daw who might try and holdup me sa gitna ng Makati. Or some palengkera katutubos who might try and cling on to me and make paawa to be my wife. So I could bring them sa ibang bansa, dude. As if I'd leave Pinas when I get there, eh I'm sobrang sawa na to live overseas. Grabe, nakakasira ng aura, dude!

Anyways, okay tong blog mo, dude. Keep it up, pare!

Ciao
Rich Muhlach

dennis said...

been a while since i`ve read your blog. nothing has changed, champion ka pa din!!! keep it up!!