Monday, September 24, 2007

Facial Foot Spa?

Tangina pare.. been itching na rin to write for quite some time now. Been busy kasi with lots of stuff lately. Tapos my aura was like drained pa most of the time because of the right and left stupidity of some of our employees. As in shit talaga!

By the way pare, just wanna suggest pala Chi, The Spa at Edsa Shangri-La. They have this uber nice na spa package which I availed yesterday - The traveller's retreat. So nice talaga the place and the treatment. The biodroga aroma *whatever-is-it-called-again?* wrap is a must pare! Sad thing Claude wasn't available na naman to enjoy the uber relaxing experience. Don't want naman to make libre Hilariously Stoopid that was waiting for me outside for a treatment. I mean, its only 6k pesos lang naman pero diba pare, im not that stupid to waste my money on another stoopid katutubo. They made my ulo soo sakit na nga at the office tapos I'll make libre pa. As in asa pa them pare. Siguro if my mood was good that time, I could have treated him pa for a foot spa sa face. As in! Tangina kasi naman the face of that old guy. I mean there's this cheap native chayote naman for instant face lift diba? Hehe. I remember kasi my yaya once cooked tinola while I was still in Baguio. Tapos she was making hiwa the chayote when I accidentally made hawak to the slices she made. And shit talaga the feeling pare. It was like the balat of my hands was treated with Botox with matching instant peeling pa! I was like crying talaga, so my yaya was like really taranta na that time on what to do. E I was like soo young kaya and beaming with innocence pa. Kaya naman when my mom called I told them that yaya made lagay lason sa food kaya it was sticky. And since I have a paranoid mother for a momma, she fired nga agad the stupid candy-ass maid and announced pa na I was like a hero because of what I have discovered. Hahaha. So funny talaga that scenario pare.

Also pare, I chatted recently at Yahoo chat (The Hot Tub) and shit! I think I have a cyberstalker pare! Below is a log of our chat:

You are in "The Hot Tub:3" ( Come on in for a soak [Notification: We are currently recording IP addresses of all Yahoo! Chat users.] )

Ihatecofi: Any hot chinita chick from makati for coffee tonight? Beautiful chinks only pls. NO maids, gays, citizens of Orcville and jologs! Males, FUCK OFF!

UglyBitch: Hi. Im a Filipina but not from mkti. Is it ok if im not beautiful. Just alluring. 27f/pque/CSR

Ihatecofi: No. Its not ok. Shoo!

ladylou4u joined the room
lincolncyfan joined the room


lincolncyfan: ANY FEMALES FOR CAM CHAT????

lincolncyfan: ANY FEMALES FOR CAM CHAT????

UglyBitch: Alam mo u are stupid. Dont you know that alluring is a synonym for beautiful? I am beautiful. Stupid.

Ihatecofi: You know what? You are the one who is sooo fucking stupid. Just because one is seductive doesnt necessarily makes her beautiful. You should go back to grade school and brush up on your english vocabulary. Now scram, you're messing my style.

sexxy_karina_750: hey guyz

UglyBitch: Really? No its not!@ I have a dictionary with me right now and it said here that alluring means beautiful.

Ihatecofi: Duh! Its not relative! Alluring is somewhat vague and abstract. And its meaning is limited only by pathetic orcs like you. So go pack your lame dictionary and get out from this channel.

UglyBitch: E TANGINA KA PALA SIGURO BAKLA KA! PIKON KA NA BAKLA KA PA! ANG PATHETIC MO! BAKA PAG NAKITA MO AKO MAGULAT KA NA AKO PALA ANG HINAHANAP MO!

Ihatecofi: I'm really sorry to burst your inflated katutubo ego, but I know what I want and ITS NOT YOU! And if ur not stupid, you'll get a hint na agad. Now I'm having doubts na nga if you are really a girl.

UglyBitch: BABAE AKO! Kahit tawagan mo pa ako ngayon!Bigay ko sau cp ko to prove that I am a girl.

Ihatecofi: Thanks but no thanks. The way you conduct your conversation suggests that your social strata is that of the native muchachas. I'd rather catch ebola and die than disgrace myself. So fuck off!

UglyBitch:
Sige na nga my frog prince, i'll kiss you na lang and lets forget the fight. So, would you like to meet up with me?

Ihatecofi: Nutcase alert!

- End -

61 comments:

kestrel said...

nuninunu...

reese said...

she sounds like a pathetic whore..

hahaha! the nerve..she is the who is pikon..;P

Anonymous said...

nakoo! orc girls like that have teeth in there pekpek. they probably mutated from all there time answering calls in the mordor call center. buti na lng u did the right thing man. Kung hindi. they'll probably suck you dry pare. vampire mga yan man, they'll suck your wallet and aura dry. ego comma abot mo man!

Anonymous said...

hahaha. her nick speaks for itself!

Efren Magtulis said...

ambubu nun ahh. wahahaha

Emilia Canon said...

you know, using or calling out "chinks" is really derogatory. then again, you live to denigrate others. *shrugs*

Anonymous said...

nice!

Anonymous said...

dude - you're losing it! surfing the net for a date?? grabe na yun.. i can't believe your Coolness would stoop that low for a freaking date. tsk tsk tsk.

Anonymous said...

nic one cofibean..
http://easemystress.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

cofi naman. nakikipagchat ka pa para lang makakuha ng girls? that's so 90's pa no. sa gwapo mong yan im sure marami ng girls na nagkakandarapa sayo

Anonymous said...

hi
when can we see your own Website? You said that you were planning to get your own domain and i think that plan was ages ago pa pare, when can we see a better cofibean page? Or the Website thingy was just a joke just like all your other posts?

seriously, when?

thanks

Anonymous said...

Hey how come ur not posting some comments here? What are you afraid of? Afraid that we blew ur cover? Wakeke!

Anonymous said...

at first, i was ignoring this website. been recieving kasi emails from our yahoo group about ur site and how you hate us native filipinos. tapos kanina lang when i wasnt doing anything that i got to view ur site. tangina pare, you are a complete loser! get a life!

Rodrigo said...

kung hindi mo kayang mag english ng tuwid, pwede kitang bigyan ng one-to-one tutorial. nakakdugo kasi gn utak ang pagbasa ng blog mo. and whats with the hate dude? pinaglihi ka ba sa sama ng loob? tangina mo!

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Anonymous said...

HAHHAHAA! TANGINANG BABAE YAN! SIGURO NGA BADING YUN!

Anonymous said...

To the anonymous who said this:

cofi naman. nakikipagchat ka pa para lang makakuha ng girls? that's so 90's pa no. sa gwapo mong yan im sure marami ng girls na nagkakandarapa sayo

Bakit ako gwapo? Pero nagchachat pa rin. Please don't stereotype.

Anonymous said...

TANGINA MO GAGO! CHI SPA LANG PALA KAYA MO! ANG DAPAT SAYO SA DATU DIANDALA PARA KANTUTIN KA NG SANGDAMAKMAK NA CALLBOY SA PWET!

Anonymous said...

Shit pare! Ur english kinda sucks pare. Btw, who's pare ba?

Anonymous said...

Ur losing your magic dude.. gotta bring it back if you want this blog of yours to still gain popularity.

how about changcing your topic to gay bashing. madami kasi dito sa office na bading. ang sarap pagsasakalin. sobrang aarte. sila sila naman nagtitirahan sa wetpacks.

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Anonymous said...

HOY! Kindly add my friend request sa YM bitch!

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Anonymous said...

stupid morons. they think they can hurt cofibean by posting senseless comments but all they're doing is to make him rich. the more you make this blog intruiging, the higher its value becomes.

-http://easemystress.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

If cofibean's blog is worth 125K bucks, then why the hell is he not included here:

http://www.yugatech.com/blog/technoratis-philippine-top-100-blogs/

Just wondering...

cofibean_stalker said...

Hahaha.. most probably because cofibean was not categorized as a Filipino by Technorati...

Here are some info that would make you think twice of Technoratis Philippines Top 100 Blogs Ranking:

1. When you try to search the word "cofibean" at google, you will get 10,800 pages.

2. Just click the link at cofibean's site saying "blogs that link here" from Technorati.

What does it say? It says, "479 blog reactions to :: Make poverty history!" and those are friggin BLOGS REACTIONS! Hahaha... Not just links. And mind you, truncated ang results. Meaning old reactions are not shown. Only the latest ones.

Kindly compare it with the list on Yugatech.

Now, go figure.

And to cofibean, Heart me pare.

Anonymous said...

To the one who commented sa itaas. Mali mali grammar mo. Lemme guess, you are working at a callcenter right? So stop kissing cofibean's ass.

Gusto ka ng patayin, mahal mo pa rin!

Anonymous said...

Sa akin lang ha.. There's no need to question the popularity of this site. When people say cofibean, it means nasty, bad and a gliterati from Makati.

Talk to an orc. :P

Anonymous said...

Haynaku! Bulok ang ranking system na yun. Gawa lang yun ng yugatech na medyo bias sa mga friends nila. Bakit yung blog ko? Popular pero wala doon. Haller!

Anonymous said...

Its pretty obvious the people lang behind yugatech ang nagcompile ng list na yun. Have tried searching technorati for their top 100 blogs pero wala akong nakita.

Para atang Pinoy Top Blogs yan na kelangan maglagay ka ng banner sa site mo to qualify sa listing nila (which by the way cofibean made at the top 10 for only a week of posting his banner) which also made me laugh dahil inalis nya agad yung banner dahil madaming orcs daw ang bumibisita sa site nya.

Anonymous said...

Yeah.. the number 3 blog kutitots has only 7,930 pages sa google. Bakit sya number 3?

Anonymous said...

TANGINA MONG BAKLANG COFIBEAN KA! SHIT KA SA EARTH!

Anonymous said...

Why are you not posting some comments here? been commenting for quite some time now pero hindi lumalabas.

Unleashed said...

cofibean may be the nastiest guy, a lot of people may hate him (including me), but i admire his style.. like they say, controversy always creates cash!

- http://easemystress.blogspot.com

oist said...

you are a f*cking fag.

Sherwin A. Padua said...

PARA SA LAHAT NG FILIPINO NA MARUNONG MAG-INGLES (yung straight english) at sa mga KATUTUBONG PILIPINO na matatalino (definitely not for Cofibean!)

Ako ay Pilipino
Ang dugo'y maharlika
Likas sa aking puso
Adhikaing kay ganda

Sa Pilipinas na aking bayan
Lantay na Perlas ng Silanganan
Wari'y natipon ang kayamanan ng Maykapal.

Bigay sa 'king talino
Sa mabuti lang laan
Sa aki'y katutubo
Ang maging mapagmahal.

Ako ay Pilipino
Ako ay Pilipino
Isang bansa, isang diwa
Ang minimithi ko
Sa bayan ko't bandila
Laan buhay ko't diwa
Ako ay Pilipino,
Pilipinong totoo.

Ako ay Pilipino
Ako ay Pilipino
Taas-noo kahit kanino
Ang Pilipino ay ako!

SEO said...

the guy who posted the paragraph i quoted below really don't have an idea on blogging, webmastering and generating income on net. how can they make him rich? duh? fyi traffics generated in the phils have less value than traffics from other not 3rd world countries. sponsors wouldn't pay much for you if your visitors are just from PI, even adsense. why? cause there are less sales, filipinos don't often buy online and use CC. been workin SEO and i can say it is really important to know where you're traffic goes when you want serious income. that is why the gay site bryanboy.com (don't like it too) is a lot expensive site than this. his target traffic is international. and you stupid moron backing up cofi, should learn this. and you're blogging privately? duh? doin that you'll have no traffic, your blog worth nothing. so stop posting your blog, dumbass!



stupid morons. they think they can hurt cofibean by posting senseless comments but all they're doing is to make him rich. the more you make this blog intruiging, the higher its value becomes.

-http://easemystress.blogspot.com

Ultimate SEO said...

To the seo guy:

hey dumbass, who told you that blogger is only confined to visitors from the philippines? i am one of the best seo in the industry and i can tell from your post that ur just an amateur. go plant kamote instead. its ur calling.

JJ said...

nice. cofibean is stimulating, without the caffeine.

Unleashed said...

s-e-o, FYI fucking dumbass piece of shit, I made my blog private lately for personal reasons..

and by the way, stupid moron, follow ultimate seo's advise, "go home and plant some kamote!"

http://easemystress.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

MGA PUTANGINA NYO! IBOYCOT NATIN ITONG BLOG NA ITO! ANG SINOMANG MAGCOMMENT AFTER KO JOLOGS!

karlito mae said...

Shet ang jologs ko. wohoo?! jolina i love you kita. wer na u p0h?

alam niyo stupido si cofibean pero yung mga nagaaway dito mas malalaking ..

uzumaki said...

funny.

i-boycott? please lang, don't deprive those who enjoy reading this blog. If you cannot get the drift of his humor eh di wag mo basahin. Nasasaktan ka ba na tinatawag kang native at orc? humor pare! What you don't know won't hurt you, so stay away!

Andrea said...

says the dude who can't get his own site and is settling for a free blogger one. Also the same guy who goes into chat rooms looking for girls to hook up with.

Dude, social climbing is not your thing.

I admire the whole deception thing with your taglish blog and seemingly hate to love populariy.

Anonymous said...

have you any idea what your blog name "make poverty history" means? because if you do, you would not even dare belittle people you consider running over. and for your info, most of the "rich people" i had come to encounter have the greatest compassion, something i am afraid you severely lack.

-angela p.

Anonymous said...

bading ka naman talaga eh. ewwww. come out!

Anonymous said...

sparkless...peace out!

can you put a substantial post..

Anonymous said...

:|

looking for chicks on chatrooms now?

way to make yourself look like a dipshit, over the internet, no fucking less.

Anonymous said...

natatawa lang ako, many people envy you...kase naman, they won't read this stuff kung ayaw nila db?

Anonymous said...

why do these people read this blog...
may disclaimer na nga eh...
tama sila..
if you can't stand it..
DON'T READ IT...

Anonymous said...

Your blog is selling like hotcakes... haha... but I don’t really know what you can get on insulting others and commenting on other's business…

palma tayona said...

mwahahaha... i simply love this blog.

Anonymous said...

nakakaaliw.!! andameng taong pikon sa mundo.

Anonymous said...

yawn..






yun lang?

Anonymous said...

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/cofibean/Img_0579.jpg

Is this you Mr. Cofibean?

Anonymous said...

OMG cofibean, if that's you above, you're one ugly motherfucker.

c0lleen said...

haha funny naman!

Anonymous said...

your blog entries are cute, cuter than the scar of penury...

what can you do about baho of poverty?

kung wala, shave your legs perhaps, try mo na lang hair-removing cream,para moisturized pa...

really, i find your blog entertaining...

i had a good laugh dun sa archived entries...

bonus na rin yung comments...

one thing though, you should run for a public office, it suits you... really...

buti walang conpiracy na i-assasinate ka... joke...

live life, love life...

Enjoy...

Anonymous said...

cofibean ikaw ba si dodong yong partner ni inday, parihas kasi kayo mag english hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I know cofibean personally, his my nieghbor his just making this blog for the sake of poppularity and for cash. But his intire blog is intirely opposite of what real life he has.

Anonymous said...

YOUR GAY... thats all..