Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Chairman of the Bored

Ok, I'm officially elected as chairman of the bored right now because of the uber boredom I'm experiencing. And I really hate this pare! I mean, nothing in this pathetic life seems to amuse me anymore! And the thing pa that I hate the most is that nobody fucking gets me. I need pa to explain most of the time why I did something. Just like what happened kanina at the dinner table, my mom called me stupid na naman with some katutubos pa naman lurking around. I mean, did someone made lipat na ba the channel at our house? Kasi the last time I've checked eh it was the native drivers and the baho muchachas who were all stoopid tapos now, I'm the stupid one na?! The hell talaga pare! Good thing I'm not in the mood to do some rebuttals diba. E di dapat pahiya my stupid mom because what I did naman talaga was really not that bobo. I'm a lot better kaya than most people here sa pinas no.

Tangina! If only I have powers pare. I totally know what to do with it. Diba nga with great power comes great responsibility. Yeah pare! Its obvious naman na I'm a king in my past life. So its kinda inborn na for me to give orders and control lives.... Let the natives do the manual labor, I'm just here to supervise diba?!

The first thing siguro that I will do is to make-durog all the people who talks nonsense and who are very fond of themselves. They have no right whatsoever pare. They need to undergo some major overhauling pa to become like me.... near perfect. Probably I'll erase na rin all the orcs and baho natives because they are such an eyesore sa kalsada.

So there. Tama na siguro that for now pare, I need to recharge pa my aura from all the beating it got for the past few days.

Also, please add me sa friendster pare ihatecofi@yahoo.com and post na rin some testimonials. My testimonials kasi are kinda konti pa rin.

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

so tagal nmn the follow up of ur entry ha? My aura was like, deat beat na rin waiting.

The Big C said...

Cofibean, you sound like an orc asking for people to make you testimonials.

Have you thought of moving out of the country? You seem very unhappy there.

nanghihinayang said...

you're losing your touch, nasayang yung momentum na na-build up mo dati

you're just another blog na lang, sayang

ano ni mous said...

hahahaha!!! ur so fucking stoopid pare... so yun na nga di ba?

billycoy said...

oo nga get rid of those natives and orcs na. they are just a pain in the ass, tapos sila pa nagrereklamo.

Anonymous said...

yun na?! ang tagal mong hindi nag-update tapos yun lang ang sasabihin mo?! putangina pare! ang pangit ha!

Anonymous said...

Pare!!!! Namiss kita! Potangeenangshet! Ang tagal mo bago magupdate a! Mukhang asar na asar ka pa ren sa buhay mo hangang ngayon? One word lang pare. Gamit ka ng blade!!! You rule!!!!

edison said...

baka naman you're stupid talaga. ur mom won't call you stupid kung hindi db?

and pare, couldn't you do anything better than saying that katutubos are stupid.. i mean, everyone is.. kanya-kanyang time lang ng stupidity.. gets? siguro hindi, kasi stupid ka nga eh..

siguro, if i had super powers, alam ko na rin ang gagawin ko, i'd probably make durog all the mayabang people around me. hay.

nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Namiss kita cofi. Welcome back. Sana post ka almost everyday. Sayang ang mga readers mo kung bumabalik ng walang bagong entry. Pero come to think of it, halos araw araw ay andito ako. Pathetic no?

Anonymous said...

LOSER ka kasi dude!

Ninoninoni said...

Grow up bakla. Dapat ikaw ang dinudurog. TANGINA MOOOOOO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

if ur really bored na here sa pinas then why stay pa here? Diba dapat ur like transferring na to another bansa? Sheesh pare. Are you that stoopid not to think of that? Are you blind?!!!

Anonymous said...

Sa wakas may bagong update! Namiss ka namin cofidude. You rock kasi.

Anonymous said...

This is one annoying blog that people can't just get enough of. Ano ka ba? Bakit ka nakaka addict? Alam mo bang meron akong corporate exam kanina ang I think I flunked it dahil nagsayang ako ng buong magdamag sa kakabasa ng walang kwentang blog mo. Pakyu ka cofi! Pakyu ka!!!! Waaaaaaahhh!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gosh. Why naman boring ang life mo? Diba nga you're like SM na because you have it all? One piece of advise lang dude... GO TO HELL! As in now na!

Anonymous said...

Borrow na kasi some powers from the orcs. Admit it pare, you want to be like them. As a matter of fact, you are starting na to sound like them.

Actually, dali lang naman magkapower e. Try wearing thick jackets like them for days without bathing. In an instant pare, may power ka na!

See pare, you are THAT BOBO to not figure how to have powers. Sus!

metal-mouth james said...

i agree. this is not your best post. kinda lame and boring. i expected more. give us what we want dude. more bashing and less blah-blah's. haha. peace

andrew said...

ano na nga pala nangyari sa website mo? hindi ba kaya ng budget yung na-hire mo na web designer? sheesh

Dos Ocampo said...

cofibean, boring ka na talaga. wala ka nang flair sa writing. tama si nanghihinayang, nasayang ang momentum na ginawa mo dati. Halatang di ikaw ang siusulat mo, parang youre just pretending. POSER!

Saka for sure di ka na masaya sa pinas pero di ka naman makakaalis dito kasi di ka marunong magsalita ng straight english.

Kung dito, youre treating yourself like a royalty, sa ibang bansa, isa ka lang bread crumb.

Wala ka nang kwenta.

Anonymous said...

Cofi, wag mong pansinin ang mga yan. Obvious naman na nagpopost lang sila ng mga blog nila para naman mabisita ng iba. Kasi hindi sila kasing sikat mo. Hahaha. And besides, wala naman silang say kung ano ang isulat mo right? This is your blog and no matter what, ikaw pa rin ang idol ko. Keep it real dude. The hell sa mga nagsasabi kung ano ang dapat mong isulat. Mga pathetic orcs ang mga yun.

Just my two cents. :)

Samantha said...

Ano ba yan ihatecofi. Sa sobrang boring ng post mo. Ako din nabored. Ang galing mo talagang writer. Like idol like fan. Now, i'm officially chairwoman of the bored na.

Anonymous said...

To Metal Mouth James and Dos Ocampo:

I think cofi's post today was boring. (Sabagay, he told us naman na he's bored.) Pero mas may boring pala. Yung mga blogs nyo na walang kwenta. Paki nyo ba kung ano sabihin ni cofibean. Just work on your blogs na lang to make it more entertaining at ng hindi nasasayang bandwidth ng blogger sa inyo.

At sayo dos, mahiya ka naman. Mataba ka na ay baboy ka pa. Hindi ka na nahiyang ipakita ang pwet mong ubod ng daming stretch marks. Eeew! Try harder. Baka may makapansin pa sa blog mo.

Go cofi! I fully support you! *wink*

Chris said...

2 Points:

1. Only boring people get bored.

2. Cofi has a Friendster account? Yikes, how jologs naman. Siguro kung MySpace pa, pwede ko pang palampasin. And what's with him begging for testimonials?!? Jologs talaga.

Anonymous said...

Really now. Kelan pa naging jologs ang friendster?

Hoy Chrispulo! Approve mo na testi ko sa friendster! Bilis!

billog said...

wow fare i'm beginning to like you na fare ha. at first i was like laughing at your posts, cz i thought you were just faking your conyotic chorvah. and then now it's kinda addicting na fare. Yeah luv yah!

Anonymous said...

uy!!! nakita na kita at last!! sa Convergys building!! sa Cofeebean!! alam kong ikaw yun kasi may dalang iBook na MAC!!! yehey!!! next thing you know, may knife na sa tagiliran mo!! yehey yehey sige sulat ka pa shiiiiiittttttt im so excited i know what you look like na as in!!

Anonymous said...

Ey busy modeling siguro ito si edison chen kaya now lng naka blog. Anyway tangina nyo mga orcs! EDISON CHEN YOU RULE PARE!

Anonymous said...

Kala ko ba macbook sya? Bakit biglang may nagsasabing ibook ang laptop ni cofi? Ang labo.

mo? said...

naman pare,im disappointed tlga sau..ur blog seems to be monotonous na rather than fascinating..i made hintay so tagal pa nmn for u entry.tsk

anyway,switch topic na
iba naman apihin mu este ikwento mu XD!!

Islander said...

galing ng hatak... nice! nice!

how bout a write-up on successful orcs the like of gokongwei and other chinese orcs na tumitiba sa business tabloids that has a humble beginning??? for sure its your closest kumpares...

Anonymous said...

Like oh my God, you're so conyotic pare. And all you do is talk about yourself. Ahahaha.

redkinoko said...

Absolute fucking genius man. You should start thinking of turning this whole gig into a book and reach out to junglemen who still don't know the difference between a browser and the hole in their ass, y'know?

Anonymous said...

Oh my this one somekind of dull...

fascinate us more... sayang namang talent mo if prang maigigng orc ka narin.

anyways, a good read naman yung blog mo. never fail to make us laugh and immitate the way you talk

Anonymous said...

LOSER!

Anonymous said...

go get your own planet freak!

Anonymous said...

Friendster is sooooo jologs na 'no? Siguro dati, nang di pa nadidiscover ng mga orcs ang internet. Sus! Naglipana na sila ngayon. Di pa ba kayo nakakatanggap ng friend request from an unknown orc na may kasama pang message na: "cn w b frens ad m q"? Sus! Mga "Tim Yap" siguro kayo kaya walang gustong mag-add sa inyo sa Friendster.

Mira said...

Cofibean's favorite show is Queer Eye?!?!?!

Yuck! Bading!

Anonymous said...

TANG INA MO COFI !!!!

SA ANONG RASON MAN, ETO LANG MASASABI KO, TANG INA MO!!!

optional said...

cofibean rocks!? your so fucking good at fiction man! gawin mo kayang libro ang blog mo... parang jessica zafra lang yan man!

Lollipop said...

Hmm..I was told this was a pretty interesting blog. God. Prolly works for mindless bozos but not for me! I must say, I'm incredibly disappointed! *sigh*

"The first thing siguro that I will do is to make-durog all the people who talks nonsense and who are very fond of themselves. They have no right whatsoever pare. They need to undergo some major overhauling pa to become like me.... near perfect. Probably I'll erase na rin all the orcs and baho natives because they are such an eyesore sa kalsada." - You're obviously talking about yourself here. Lol!

See a doctor. You're suffering from neurosis. What a faker!

And please have the decency to speak straight english/straight Filipino-whichever you prefer.

I seriously don't know why you think you're so good, I don't see it at all.

*redg* said...

Ang tagal mo nawala tas nakakabitin tong post mo. Okay lang din. Add kita sa friendster, pero gandahan mo yung posts mo, tagal mo naman kasi mag-update. XD.

Anonymous said...

nakaktawa nmn kyong lahat comment ng comment dito.. let me tell you this, etong c cofibean ay isang baklang dragon na nagtratrabaho rin sa isang call center.

Anonymous said...

"nakaktawa nmn kyong lahat comment ng comment dito.. let me tell you this, etong c cofibean ay isang baklang dragon na nagtratrabaho rin sa isang call center." - figures why he's a desperate loser! cheap ass.

Anonymous said...

hoy lollipop! cguro bakla ka noh? name mo pa lng eh... huwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! anyway..

ya wanna know why cofi is so good huh effing faggot?

if he's not,then why be bothered? enough to make you post a comment pa ha.. harharhar! 'nuf said! \m/

Anonymous said...

hoy lollipop! cguro bakla ka noh? name mo pa lng eh... huwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! anyway..

ya wanna know why cofi is so good huh effing faggot?

if he's not,then why be bothered? enough to make you post a comment pa ha.. harharhar! 'nuf said! \m/

Anonymous said...

hoy lollipop! cguro bakla ka noh? name mo pa lng eh... huwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! anyway..

ya wanna know why cofi is so good huh effing faggot?

if he's not,then why be bothered? enough to make you post a comment pa ha.. harharhar! 'nuf said! \m/

Anonymous said...

for one thing, your corrupted English fucking sucks. another thing is that you're a friggin' racist. you calling your mom stupid is the worst you can get and the best you can do to get a one-way ticket to hell. oh yah, you're right about the "masa" being all that but i just think you're gay. if you don't approve this, then don't. you'll have read it by then anyway.

Anonymous said...

I see you as a miserable ingrate who doesn't know how to appreciate life. You thrive on the misfortunes of others while aggressively protecting your own. you think you're all that when you're nothing but a stinking piece of shit. you must've have been a loser/outcast when you were in highschool.

Anonymous said...

malamang taga call center ka din ano? huhulaan ko kung sino ka. ikaw si mitchell pascua na gradweyt ng lasalle ano?

Anonymous said...

yikes! you're so pathetic... kawawa ka naman... sabi nga, live life to the fullest and stay hapi pero kaw puro ka reklamo..
wel, i'm thinking na this is one of your nonsense hobby or you are making a study how people could react to your blogs. wel, congrats! it's effective... grrrr.....

Anonymous said...

yikes!!! you're so pathetic cofi. ika nga, live life to the fullest and stay hapi pero kaw, puro ka reklamo.. sana di ka na lang nabuhay. we don't need you.
i'm thinking na this is your non sense hobby or you're making a study and you want to know how could we react on this. wel, congrats... it's effective. grrrr.... die cofi, die cofi...

Anonymous said...

U'll never wrk in a call center dude!..watch your grammar..Make poverty history?..how bout making your poor grammar history?.kawawa naman u, making soo much fuss about petty things..Ano daw? ***The first thing siguro that I will do is to make-durog all the people who talks nonsense and who are very fond of themselves.***copy paste yan, dapat yata durugin mo sarili mo, hehehe kakatawa blog mo, what's your damage dude?!