Saturday, November 11, 2006

You Want a Piece of Me?

Ok pare. I had it na with all the pakialameros who's been bombarding my blogs with how lame daw my entries. I think its about time for you to have a piece of me na. So to all the tanginang kupal who are making epal, here's to you pare:

THIS IS MY BLOG. A certified dicklit of a gliteratti from MAkati. And wala you all pakialam what I put in it. I never told you naman to visit me eh. So no matter how tamad I get in writing my post. Wala kayong say. Not now. And of course not in a million years no. Siguro the best that you could do right now to make pakamatay na lang. And since you always have naman an earphone connected to your head, why don't you make lakas na lang the head bang and try banging your head on your mumurahing monitor. Para its like basag na tapos you are making kisay pa. That way, you will do the world a favor pa pare. Kasi naman wala na tinik on their lives no. I mean, admit it dude, everybody hates you because you're a certified LOSER na, tapos ORC pa! And take note ha, you have the word loser all capitalized pa. Damn! I pity you pare. The hell talaga!

YOU ARE NOTHING. So please lang no. Don't act as if you're something na. All the katutubos I know were all employeed and never had the chance to become an employer themselves. Not even a katiting stint of entrepreneural spirit. So it is expected na for you baho orcs to stink. As in bigtime pare. The only thing you are good at is to kiss the ass of your foreigner boss.

Try bragging na lang if you are made na no.

STOP FROM BEING DEMANDING. This is my so called personal blog ergo my life pare. The reason nga I broke up with my girlfriend before is because she was making me sakal tapos you are reading lang my blog, you suddenly acquired na agad the right to demand on what I write. I mean, what the hell are you thinking ba? I know its obvious na you are all envious lang because I write what I feel. And you have all these restrictions pa on what you write on your blog because you need to use pa the spell and grammar checker of Microsoft Word before publishing. Tangina pare, you're so bobo kasi. I can't help it if I'm an excellent writer pare and I have this instant access to my kaluluwa so everything I wrote was really damang-dama.

Also, to all rushing me for my book. I'm still writing it pa. I turned down nga an offer from PSICOM Publishing because they are rushing me din eh. I hate being rushed pare. So please stop from being soo kupal and just wait ha. And regarding my website, Designlab is still developing it pa. I have so many revisions kasi pare. I have a creative mind din kasi so I have all these new ideas almost everyday to put on my site. I wanted everything kasi to be perfect no.

Yeah I guess that's it for now... all those in your face pare.

Buti pa this kid funny eh. Kayo kainis lang.

147 comments:

Anonymous said...

grabe naman dami naman read blogs mo tapos they are demanding pa.

dapat nga they dont demand as if naman they pay you!

so yun nga. keep it up nalang and more writings to come.

smile please! say cheese!

Anonymous said...

"Lame" is an understatement.

"Try bragging na lang if you are made na no. " - Rich people don't need to brag, man. ONLY POSERS LIKE YOU.

Pathetic loser!

Anonymous said...

i think cofibean is referring to you orcs when he said-- "Try bragging na lang if you are made na no."

You are right when you said rich people don't brag. So please don't mix things up.

;)

Anonymous said...

Geezzz... i think all of you are losers! Suckers!!!

Anonymous said...

ayan! ganyan dapat kabilis ang pag update. pero pangit pa rin. nag-update ka nga pero wala namang kwenta. magsulat ka naman ng maganda. yung nakakatawa. wag yung ganito na sobrang pangit na basta lang may maisulat gagawin nang entry.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha
nakakaaliw

Carlo said...

"Rich people don't need to brag"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

If only. Have you ever taken a class in psychology? Or do you at least know what conspicuous consumption is? Or, at the very least, the philosophy of luxury items?

It's cofibean's blog. He can post what he wants.

Why are you so offended by what one person thinks? Is cofibean so important to you that you need to bash him because of his opinions of certain groups of people, which may or may not include you?

There's nothing more pathetic than someone getting so worked up over an opinion that isn't held by 1) a critical mass of people or 2) a person who is of importance to them.

Get a life, man.

Cofibean, keep it up. ;)

Anonymous said...

Ikaw ang tanginang kupal! Bobo! Walang kwenta ang blog mo!

Jessie said...

Grabe dude. Wag naman sanang ganyan. Panget kasi yung mga sinasabi mo na sa ibang tao. Para tuloy wala kang pinag aralan. Hinay hinay lang sa pagbibitaw ng words.

Anonymous said...

Ito pala ang infamous blog ni cofibean. Been hearing about it for quite sometime before dahil nakapost ito sa yahoogroup ng bobong pinoy. Iba nga ang arrive. Medyo malakas. Di kinaya ng powers ko.

Anonymous said...

Ito pala ang infamous blog ni cofibean. Been hearing about it for quite sometime before dahil nakapost ito sa yahoogroup ng bobong pinoy. Iba nga ang arrive. Medyo malakas. Di kinaya ng powers ko.

Anonymous said...

Please approve my comments. Thanx.

Anonymous said...

SIRAULO KA! GAGO! KUNG MAGSALITA KA KALA MO KUNG SINO KANG UBOD NG PERPEKTO. PAG NAKITA LANG KITA SA PERSONAL BAKA BASAGIN KO ANG BUNGO MONG SIRAULO KA. HAMBOG! MAMATAY KA NA!

Anonymous said...

Aws! That little angel is sooooo sweet. Ang sarap kurutin!

Anonymous said...

ikaw ang walang karapatang manlait ng kapwa. buhay ka pa ay sinusunog na ang kaluluwa mo sa impyerno. we pity you PARE.

Anonymous said...

Siguro druglord ka no? Sa paraan kasi ng pagsasalita mo parang meron kang balon ng pera kung mang api. Sana ma raid ang pabrika ng drugs nyo. Tignan lang natin kung makapang api ka pa sa likod ng rehas.

Anonymous said...

Talaga lang ha. Instant access to your kaluluwa your face! Wala kang kaluluwa bobo!

ihatecofi said...

Guys, easy lang kasi kayo. Blog nga naman ito ni cofi. Sa ayaw natin at sa gusto, sya lang ang may karapatang magsabi ng kung ano ang nararamdaman nya dito. Kaya pls lang. Keep your cool.

Walang mangyayari kung puro away tayo dito. Ienjoy na lang natin ang blog na ito.

Anonymous said...

WAAAAHHHH! KAKALITO ANG TAGLISH PARE. NAHILO AKO. CAN YOU PLEASE ELABORATE MORE OR BETTER YET PLEASE TALK IN STRAIGHT ENGLISH. MY 2 YEAR OLD SISTER SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU DO. GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY ASSHOLE.

Anonymous said...

Ngayon lang ulit ako nakabisita dito. Asan na si Mang Tonyo?

Anonymous said...

Korek ka jan ihatecofi! Ang dami ngang nagcocomment dito na akala mo kung sino makapagsabi na boring daw ang blog mo. Hay naku! Kebere ka lang jan sister. Madami kaming fan mo. Papansin lang ang mga yun kaya posted din pati mga blogs nila para nga naman mabisita. Nilalangaw kasi e. Ahihihi.

Anonymous said...

Kudos for making my day pare. Kaaliw.

Nigger said...

Booyah! Ur the man dude! 4 thumbs up!!!!! (Kasama daliri sa paa.)

Anonymous said...

Totoo ka ba? O isang kathang isip lamang ng isang mapaglarung imahinasyon. Nalilito na ako kung ano ang aking paniniwalaan. Sa ngayon ay hindi ko alam kung ano ang aking kahahantungan --- Maaring kabaliwan o ang malayo pa sa hinagap na kaliwanagan. Nawa'y matugunan mo ang aking mga katanungan. Iyo sanang marapatin na ako ay iyong maging kaibigan. Bow.

Anonymous said...

PUKI MO!

Anonymous said...

Ang yabang mo! Suntukan na lang!

Nicanor said...

Wag mo na lang pansinin cofibean ang mga naninira sa blog mo para hindi mawala momentum mo. I approve mo na lang ang friendster request ko ng maabunan naman kami ng coolness mo.

Stay cool as ever pare!

Pimpdad said...

YOU ROCK DUDE!!!! MORE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow! Heavygat sa hangin dito sa blog mo dude. As in hinangin ako. And take note ha, mataba pa ako sa lagay na yan dude pare.

Anonymous said...

Ang cute ng baby! Ang sarap pisilin sa pisngi. Sana nga lahat ng baby ganyan. Yung baby namin dito sa bahay ang sarap itapon kasi walang ginawa kundi umiyak at tumae. Hassle!

Hot Pussy said...

Shet! Your mean words make me horny coffffiiiii... Fuck me! Fuck me hard please!!!!!!! You really make my pussy dripping wet!

Anonymous said...

HAY NAKO! Pasalamat kayo ganyan lang si Cofi noh! Kung ako ang tatanungin... I'd execute all the UBER UGLY people RICH man OR POOR. I hate UGLYness! Super YUCKY to look at. And those basura people on the streets... dapat kinokolect ng DUMP TRUCK at ibaon sa MASS GRAVE. That way, they still can be used as fertilizers..BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anonymous said...

You're damn right cofibean, hate people who just barge in your blogsite, and fuck off the good mood. The hell about them? They can't even introduce themselves, and they use some fucking codenames...

angewanko said...

kakaaliw!

Anonymous said...

Ay, napikon si Cofi. ^_^'

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Ang cute ng baby! Ang sarap pisilin sa pisngi. Sana nga lahat ng baby ganyan. Yung baby namin dito sa bahay ang sarap itapon kasi walang ginawa kundi umiyak at tumae. Hassle!


hahaha! ayan! dapat ganito ang entries mo cofibean. simple lang pero effective. hindi katulad nung previous entries mo na walang kwenta at trying hard.

StRonG eYeS said...

... dont get mad too much ayt? just write! the hell with them! beside they're enjoying whatever you wrote in here and the comments that they're posting. they're just too afeected by you're insights and aura whatever you may call it. alright? peace out!

dalaifollower said...

whenever i'm bored, i break the rules just to check the net for this blog and mess with whoever. even when i'm not, i drop by to mess with whoever.whatever reason i have, i just love to mess around bcuz that's it.nothing personal, no offense taken personal. the hell!!!
what's the big deal!!!!
it's cofi's blog. it's the anonymous' comments. pathetic or not, nothing to discuss.no reason to argue and none even has to explain personal point of views.

keep it up cofi!! just keep writing whatever you want !!!

it's none of my buznez. i'll say whatever i want about ur blog also.

to those been trying to resolve an issue which isn't there, come to think of it. what's the difference anyway!!??? let cofi write what he wants, comment till ur last braindrop, doesn't matter. that's basically reason why we all don't know each other personally bcuz we need to go crazy once in a while.

WAKE UP ASSHOLES!!!!!

so far cofi ur blog's quite an entertainment compared to reading endless issues on papers. balitang pilipinas, pulubi pa rin!

so there!! keep writing cofi!!

ei guys! keep ur psyche's healthy that's what matters. so read on, go crazy, nothing personal.

don't be a dummy for nothing!!

(**cencia na sa space i consumed, nakakagago lang kc yung sobra sa reklamo e hndi namn nakkaaliw**)

but this box is my notepad. cofi il send u the cheqs for this month and for entire 2007. should i fucks them?!?

Anonymous said...

korak!buhay ka pa,sinusunog na kaluluwa mo sa impyerno!hello?!as if naman na magkaron ng feedback na maganda dun sa mga blogs mo noh?kung cno man yun na my magandang feedback,jologz din xa malamang!jologz ka..yun lang!wahehehehehe!post ka ng real pic mo para yung pagka konyo chorva mo,mawala..wahehehehe!

Anonymous said...

you like reading the art of war by sun tzu? dude you're so pathetic, you'll never be a great leader. you can't lead people in a nice way. i do feel you are not what you say. you are just a person who reads business entrepreneur books who is dying to be one of those prominent businessmen in our country. the REAL rich people don't have time to waste like what you do here in your blog. sorry to burst your bubbles. good luck on your quest to be a fucking entrepreneur. read my lips, you are still nothing, a wannabe overhauling tasks from your superiors.

and dun sa carlo, feeling genius? everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. so fuck off what other people say. Get a life man.

to mr.bean if you dont want to receive annoying comments. just disable this comment box. otherwise, suffer the consequence as much as your orc readers are suffering from your entries.

Anonymous said...

Got hooked on you cofi ...

Har.. har..

Ur an Orc ... Dork!

Har .. Har ..

The Big C said...

Naisip ko lang, you're like the filipino version of "Borat". Hahaha! Master satirical being. :D

In fairness, mas nakakaaliw basahin yung mga comments keysa sa ibang recent blog entries.

billycoy said...

wahahaha... sige lang cofi, just continue on writing, ano bang pakialam nila, blog mo naman ito di ba?

Anonymous said...

I'M SORRY, BUT FROM HOW I SEE IT... CALLCENTER IS A LAME EXCUSE TO BE OBESE!

billog said...

wow pare...your so kawawa pala. well cz you know ..you really get a lot of attention with your writing.^_^ don't let them get into your nerves. your my idol pa nmn. yeah! so cheer up! keep up the good sense of humor. wavyou!

toothpick said...

Ayan, you made cofibean galit na talaga. Just dont read na lang his blogs noh kung you would just make fucking remarks lang and show how katutubo you can get. The truth is I can see how effective cofibean's blog is to all of us orc spotters pare. Because he simply brings out the baho-masa orcs out of your bruised katutubo ego. Now we don't have to point our fingers to see and spot who the real natives are because you all sweat agad with your kadire baho-masa juice because of your half-baked, recycled comments. Get lost na lang pare! In your face!! Bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

whoa! talagang humanga ako sau,cofi... pare,astig na astig... kakaloka... haist... hanga ako sa katalinuhan mo. astig ka PARE

Anonymous said...

dont mind them, cofi, keep it up! kakaaliw ka talaga!

Anonymous said...

"i think cofibean is referring to you orcs when he said-- "Try bragging na lang if you are made na no."

You are right when you said rich people don't brag. So please don't mix things up.

;)"

What I don't understand is why he amuses himself by talking about the so-called orcs when clearly he's one of them.

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. Lol!

Anonymous said...

"Rich people don't need to brag"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

If only. Have you ever taken a class in psychology? Or do you at least know what conspicuous consumption is? Or, at the very least, the philosophy of luxury items?

It's cofibean's blog. He can post what he wants.

Why are you so offended by what one person thinks? Is cofibean so important to you that you need to bash him because of his opinions of certain groups of people, which may or may not include you?

There's nothing more pathetic than someone getting so worked up over an opinion that isn't held by 1) a critical mass of people or 2) a person who is of importance to them.

Get a life, man.

Cofibean, keep it up. ;)

-------------

Oh please. Don't lecture me on psychology 'cause you don't know what you're talking about, to start with. Conspicuous consumption? The philosphy of luxury items? Lol! Gosh.

It's cofibean's blog. He can post what he wants. - Oh sure, he can dwell on his IMAGINARY LIFE.

Why are you so offended by what one person thinks? Is cofibean so important to you that you need to bash him because of his opinions of certain groups of people, which may or may not include you?- You're the one who sounds offended, my friend. Chill. Hmm. Let me guess, ARE YOU GAY? Just like Cofi? Gay and a poser!?

There's nothing more pathetic than someone getting so worked up over an opinion that isn't held by 1) a critical mass of people or 2) a person who is of importance to them. - Aww. Lol!

Get a life? Hah! Tell that to Cofi. Tell him to get a REAL life. He's a FAKE.

End of story.

Anonymous said...

billog said...

wow pare...your so kawawa pala. well cz you know ..you really get a lot of attention with your writing.^_^ don't let them get into your nerves. your my idol pa nmn. yeah! so cheer up! keep up the good sense of humor. wavyou! - CHEAP.

Isaiah said...

hahaha I missed cofi..grabeh!;-p

Anonymous said...

mukha ka sigurong kabayo. petrang kabayo kya wala kang pic.

Anonymous said...

you claim to be good looking and a near perfect being.why not flaunt your picture. you must be very ugly

Carlo said...

"Oh please. Don't lecture me on psychology 'cause you don't know what you're talking about, to start with. Conspicuous consumption? The philosphy of luxury items? Lol! Gosh.

It's cofibean's blog. He can post what he wants. - Oh sure, he can dwell on his IMAGINARY LIFE.

Why are you so offended by what one person thinks? Is cofibean so important to you that you need to bash him because of his opinions of certain groups of people, which may or may not include you?- You're the one who sounds offended, my friend. Chill. Hmm. Let me guess, ARE YOU GAY? Just like Cofi? Gay and a poser!?

There's nothing more pathetic than someone getting so worked up over an opinion that isn't held by 1) a critical mass of people or 2) a person who is of importance to them. - Aww. Lol!

Get a life? Hah! Tell that to Cofi. Tell him to get a REAL life. He's a FAKE.

End of story."

Even if the life were fake, why shouldn't he post about it?

It's his blog after all.

He can insult the hell out of whoever he wants, as long as it's clear that its his opinion that he states.

In the same way that you can insult him as much as you want. Obviously, if he didn't like being insulted, he'd have deactivated anonymous comments long ago.

:))

Never mind, of course, that you didn't say a single idea with reasonable basis in that post.

I mean, the person who said that "rich people don't need to brag" said that cofibean was a "pathetic loser". Of course he's offended.

And hell, so what if I'm fucking offended?

As I established, one can be offended by an opinion when 1) a critical mass possesses this opinion, or 2) the person holding that opinion is important to him.

Obviously, a critical mass of people make baseless insults, evidenced by the number of people flaming this blog.

Therefore, I CAN be offended. I'm offended by people's stupidity. It's sad that so many Filipinos can be this idiotic.

I might "not know what I'm talking about" (but I assure you, I know my shit), but at least I'm talking about something. You, my boy, AREN'T.

You just went "Aww. Cofibean is a fake. You're gay. Blah Blah"

Did that say anything substantial?

NOTHING. I'm insulted by your stupidity.

Juan said...

ANd you are fucking STUPID Carlo my old man. hahaha! don't you have anything important to do that's why you post such Loooong comments? I'm insulted by your inefficiency. LOL.

Manic Psycho said...

haha.. i can really never get enough of your posts..
one heck-of-a-dude you are.. :D

Anonymous said...

Grabe naman yung ibang tao. Ayaw na lang kasing ienjoy itong blog ni cofibean. Kailangan pang manira ng aura. (Naks!) Pero bakit ganun. Parang gamundo na ang problema ni cofibean kung magreact sya sa mga nagcocomment sa blog nya eh blog lang naman yun. Ako nga hindi namumroblema kahit na ang problema ko e yung face ko. Kase araw araw kong nakikita ang crush ko sa office pero parang he doesn't know that I exist! Pano kaya ang dapat gawin if the problem is your face? I already tried almost everyhting na nabibili sa chinese boutique sa may ermita at malate. Kaso wa epek pa ren. Mahal ba ang magpaayos kay Belo? Been itching na kasi na galawin ko ang savings ko for personal development. (Tama ba?) Ibig kong sabihin ay physical augmentation. Yun bang dagdag bawas. Hindi kasi proportioned ang dalawang boobs ko. Parang nagkatampuhan nung magdalaga ako. Kung baga sa mata, banlag ang mga jogabels ko. My god! Kaya nga minsan ay nagsusuot na alng ako ng mahihigpit na sando para hindi mapansin. Masakit kasi yung bra pag sinuot parang merong restriction. And speaking of restrictions, I think cofibean stand to be corrected kasi hindi naman kaming mga taga callcenter ganun kabobo para gumamit pa ng Microsoft Word sa pag edit ng mga entries sa blog o pag gawa ng memo. Pano na lang kung walang Microsoft Word? Gamit kaya namin ay Open Office at hindi ko alam kung paano gamitin ito ng tama. Meron bang online tutorial for Open Office? Guys please help naman. Also siguro Mr. Cofibean, suggest ko lang ha. Eto naman ay kung ok lang mag suggest. Kasi baka naman magcreate ka na naman ng blog na sasabihin mong merong isang orc na nagsuggest tapos sasabihan mo ako ng kung anu anong achuchuchu. Eto naman ay suggestion lang...... nasa iyo pa rin naman kung susundin m o hindi e. Bakit ba hindi mo na lang baguhin ang blog mo. And tell us something about the beauty of life. Like how the flowers bloom and the ocean makes the soothing sound of freshness. (O diva! Parang Downy sachet!). In that way ay walang magagalit sayo at mas malamang na mas marami pang magbasa ng blog mo kasi hindi na tungkol sa hatred ang mga nakalagay. Tungkol na ito sa pagmamahal. Diba nga good always triumphs over evil? So mas malamang na mas mabenta ang blog mo pag puro kagandahan lang ang isusulat mo. Tone down the profanity. Pero come to think of it, madami na pala akong blog na nakita na puro magagandang bagay lang ang nakasulat pero hindi pa rin kasing kontrobersyal ng blog mo. Ay! Please forget na my comment about changing your topic. (Ayan ha, nahahawa na ako sa taglish mo.) Mas okay pala na ganyan ka na. Kasi nga special ka. Kaya naman sumakat ka ng husto dahil naiiba ka. Hindi tulad ng iba na mang gagaya lang. Hoy people, idea ko na yung pagba-blog ng mga magagandang bagay ha. Parang the alchemist ni Paul Coelho (Tama ba?). Basta yun na yun. Mukhang napahaba ata ang comment ko. Pasensya na po. Kala ko kasi blog ko ito. Visitor lang din pala ako. Pero bago ako magtapos, nais kong ipabatid sa inyong lahat na mahal na mahal ko kayo. Bow.

The Big C said...

"NOTHING. I'm insulted by your stupidity."

I'm insulted by how much effort you put in writing your comment. Seems like someone wants to be noticed.

Anonymous said...

Did that say anything substantial?

NOTHING. I'm insulted by your stupidity. - like what you said was substantial enough. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You just went on saying flipinos can be idiotic, yadda yadda yaddaaaa....

that you know your shit...yadda yadda yadda....

although, you merely "re-stated" your previous comments.

there's this comment said by some person here? about recycling comments? i tink it goes out to you.

mr know it all, im not amused by your "substantiality"...

total bollocks! :p

----

with regards to this blog, like what you said, it's his opinion. and it's my opinion too, to state that this guy's a pathetic loser. someone who lives in his own world, pretending to be someone his not. oh sure he can write anything in here cause its his blog...and i must say, its all rubbish...insults...lies...

oh maybe the illusion gives him some sort of erotic pleasure. but please, if you get my point, if you do, GET A LIFE. A REAL ONE.

YOU ARE A POSER

PERIOD.

And to Carlo (or aka Cofibean), shove your subtantial words up your ass. You don't intimidate me. At all. :p

DUQUE said...

TOTOO BA LAHAT NG PINAGSSABI MO DITO? BT WLA KANG PHOTO? PATI SA FRIENDSTER WALA. TAPOS YUNG MAGA KAIBIGAN MO MGA ORCS NA KATULAD MO, AKALA KO BA MAYAMAN KA, BT WALA KNG KAIBIGAN NA MAYAMAN O SIKAT?!!

BOOOO!!!KAPAL NG MUKHA MO!!!

toothpick said...

Hahahaha! Grabe talaga you cofibean... you have made them really look like baho-masa orcs. See how pathetic talaga these katutubos and they make away pa talaga here. Kadireh talaga sila talking senseless, fresh-from-katutubos-brain things. Shut up na lang their fucking mouths noh and enjoy reading. Toothpick nang ina talaga tong mga orcs, pare.

Anonymous said...

personal yaya ka ng isang glitterati from makati

mo? said...

thats great pare ur inis na, it spices up kaya ur blog..;X..kudos!
yea watever..anyway, why dont u take advantage ung sale nila sa threadless pare..30days of sale, freakin insane tlga..;X

chocogirl said...

Hey Cofibean, make another blog. I'm so addicted to your blogs, it keeps me all right after meeting squater people who gossip shit and ruin the whole good trip. I want to know your say about backstabbers. I bet you have a lot of sensible wisdom there to share. Grabe na kasi, they fuck the good mood off.

dyaskee from dubai said...

browsing this blog really is entertainin. i could imagine call centre conios & feelin conios there in pinas.

i love the style of blogging & forming the story.

i learned dameng bagong coniotic terms and slang.

this blog is fun. period.

Anonymous said...

WTF!I don't care about the contents of the blog, but PLEASE, spare us from the [i]coñotic[/i] English.

The horror!

someone far away from home said...

WAAAAHHHH! KAKALITO ANG TAGLISH PARE. NAHILO AKO. CAN YOU PLEASE ELABORATE MORE OR BETTER YET PLEASE TALK IN STRAIGHT ENGLISH. MY 2 YEAR OLD SISTER SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU DO. GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY ASSHOLE.

Looks like your 2-year old sister speaks better English than you too.

Sa bagay. Nakakalito nga naman pag taglish... but some people are just used to talking that way.

I like reading this blog. Keep up the good work! :))

Islander said...

bwahaha! uhhmmm... wala lang.

blockbuster pa rin.

pero yun nga as "the big c" says, mas kaaliw ang mga comments this time than the entry. (inulit ko lang. stupid orc i am.)

Anonymous said...

"coñotic" people dont talk that! cofibean is a wannabe! trying hard!

billog said...

ang kafal nitong c cofibean. well its okay ur not used to words like "wavyou". its not even literal as "i love you" (why do i even bother). anyway ur used to arguing or maybe mang asar lang (that made people talked about you). AND... so what if some people do actually like the way u write? it does not mean they like the person writing it. hmmm... kere lang! idol, your so gay i swear. hehe ^_^

pinoy stupid said...

I guess now it's appropriate to say it. Cofibean is back!

angelgirl said...

Uhuh! Dandaradan... Mr.I-Hate-Crapolas-and-Baho-Masa is back, and of course never without his uber ill-mannered™ I-alone-am-the-perfect-being-in-this-planet philosophy. Its so pathetic you know. We sort of hate this blog and yet we cant help but read it again and again and again and feel ourselves burn as he reacts on every single entity on this planet.. Its just so nerving that he acts as if he is perfect and he has everything....oh well.

Yes i know.. this is HIS blog and he is entitled to every bit of reaction BUT I hope he gets to realize how it is to be on the shoes of these losers he is talking about.....

When i first read his blog the first word that popped into my mind is the word - exhibitionist.

•FYI•
ex·hi·bi·tionist
Noun.

1. exhibitionist - someone with a compulsive desire to expose the genitals.
2. exhibitionist - someone who deliberately behaves in such a way as to attract attention.

Also synonymous to compulsive, swellhead, show-off and egoist.

Would it be definition No. 1 or No. 2? Take your pick. My dear billog, yeah, its a gay world after all! I swear! ^__^

Anonymous said...

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iyaness said...

this blog gets old...

Anonymous said...

can't u guys understand?? this is cofibean's blog, and whatever he wants to post here is none of your business.. haay.. jologs nyo kasi eh,, get a life losers.

CeEjAy said...

you're so like the katutubos pare.. if i know, you're like those orcs you are mentioning.. hehe..
pero cool ng posts mo.. masaya basahin

Anonymous said...

share ko lang!
lam nyo to?

"life is unfair"

RICH:allergy
POOR:galis

RICH:debit/credit card
POOR:bumbay

RICH:liberated
POOR:pok pok

RICH:scars
POOR:bakokang

RICH:globe
POOR:smart (wahahahaha,maasar-talo!)

RICH:agrees with cofi
POOR:posts negative comments about cofi

oye!? oye!? oye!?
\m/ blessed be.

----
anyway,
so ayun,
my bf's been curious bout your messages saken @ friendster..
hahahahah!!
hmm..
sabi ko seo u deleted it eh..
tsk tsk tsk..
me loves yah!

Anonymous said...

share ko lang!
lam nyo to?

"life is unfair"

RICH:allergy
POOR:galis

RICH:debit/credit card
POOR:bumbay

RICH:liberated
POOR:pok pok

RICH:scars
POOR:bakokang

RICH:globe
POOR:smart (wahahahaha,maasar-talo!)

RICH:agrees with cofi
POOR:posts negative comments about cofi

oye!? oye!? oye!?
\m/ blessed be.

----
anyway,
so ayun,
my bf's been curious bout your messages saken @ friendster..
hahahahah!!
hmm..
sabi ko seo u deleted it eh..
tsk tsk tsk..
me loves yah!

Anonymous said...

naks, nagkalat na talaga the ipis people here. may pa bollocks2x pa para naman to make effect na they're from U.K. when they just make rinig or kita it in sine. the kakapalan na talaga of the orcs and the ipis people.

Anonymous said...

sana mas naging BETTER person ka sa ginawa mo

Hitler Jr. said...

Just drop by to say,

I Love this blog,

It may start a civil war

or World War III

From,
Hitler Jr.

Anonymous said...

ol i can say is... It's orc bashing time. i think it's time to get physical with these orcs. like when u see an orc,with ol their fake accent and pa cute, feeling sosyal na attitude, sampalin na natin!!! para matauhan na sila. orcs in makati, tangna nyo lahat.
hehehehe

not anonymous said...

People with Anonymous handles are stupid and gutless.

Anonymous said...

can't u guys understand?? this is cofibean's blog, and whatever he wants to post here is none of your business.. haay.. jologs nyo kasi eh,, get a life losers. - hahahaha! tama ka, jologs kami kasi we read this blog ehh. ^^

Anonymous said...

" not anonymous said...

People with Anonymous handles are stupid and gutless. "


welcome to the club then STUPID!

Anonymous said...

cofibean is not rich. why is his blog hosted on a free server like *ugh* BLOGGER? and omg. SPONSORED ADS. how pathetic can that get. cofibean is trying to make money out of this blog while bragging how rich he is? tsk. what a freeloader poser.

Anonymous said...

Can't we all just get along? We are the world...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

cofibean is not rich. why is his blog hosted on a free server like *ugh* BLOGGER? and omg. SPONSORED ADS. how pathetic can that get. cofibean is trying to make money out of this blog while bragging how rich he is? tsk. what a freeloader poser.


Honey, too much prejudice will kill you. Ako mayaman ako pero I have a blog here at Blogger. Also, kindly rephrase your statement hon dahil merong isa ding sikat na blogger ang magagalit sayo --- Si Bryanboy of bryanboy.com. Binalutan kaya ng ads ang site nya. Pero he's not mahirap like you. So please before you comment on the site of cofi, try to reflect first. Masyado kang masa. Ahihi.

Joseph said...

Dati pa ako post ng post ng mga comments. Bakit hanggang ngayon ay hindi man lang naapprove. Pati yung ibang officemates ko are wondering. Mr. Cofi, fans mo kami kaya please lang po. Paki approve.

Mary said...

another one hell of a fun blog!:) people do have different opinions. So let them be. As usual, fun and entertaining. Tingin ko, wala naman sa blog ni cofi ang drama dito, nasa comments! hehe.. Post ka pa..*wink

ang wallpaper said...

sakit nung tiyan ko kakatawa dun sa baby. ang kyut!

Anonymous said...

read na lang tau ng blog ni cofi guys... blog nya to and kahit anong gawin nya wala tayong magagawa.. kahit lagyan nya ng pictures ng 1001 pieces of ebaks to wala tayong magagawa :) so enjoy na lang natin mga entries nya k? ;)

Anonymous said...

madami pa ring tao ang hindi gets ang blog na to. haaayyy...

and... i agree with carlo's and dalai's comment.

Carlo said...

LOL. Wow.

I wonder how many of these people actually went to college.

I have long comments? :))

Try reading something important. Like the essay "On Liberty" by John Stuart Mill. Now that's something you can call long.

Well, excuse me if it doesn't take too much effort for me to say what I have to say. Yea, maybe not putting in lots of effort makes me inefficient. But hey, this isn't worth too much effort, right?

Of course, I do challenge everyone to streamline my posts, but still getting the point across.

It's also ironic how a lot of people here claim to not be stupid, but then suddenly conclude that since I am "vehemently" (I put quotation marks because I personally do not feel that it is true, but others seem to think so.) defending cofibean, am I aka cofibean already.

It's probably even more stupid for some people to place so much importance on themselves that they think I'm trying to intimidate them.

Stupid baho masa orcs.

Anonymous said...

You're lame.

Anonymous said...

nice cofibean.. HAHA. i love your blog.. guilty lang talaga ung ibang nagcocomment. >,< tinatamaan? WAHAHAHAHA!

agent007 said...

Cofibean rejoice! you're getting popular! keep it up!

dalaifollower said...

Carlo o Carlos ? If u and ur fuckin' self went to college would u bother asking how many of these ppl here been to college? weow!!!!! one stupidorky question huh!! I like this comment box more than the entry, cuz more personas emerge here. but you, yes you carlo is annoying and i like it bcuz bcuz u DORK ur way to raise an issue which isn't there.

angelgirl, where the hell did u get ur definitions? are u sure ur source s not obsolete? if it's ur poorly developed hippocampus which made it up, hummmmm... upgrade to sharper version.it's not funny and it's not irritating. kulang sa timpla.

this just means, wag masyado makialam pag alanganin ka mismo s timpla coz it gets us nowhere. ok? behave orckies!!!

Anonymous said...

Boooo! Ang jologs! Pinipili lang mga comments na ina-approve. Dati pa ako comment ng comment. Hanggang ngayon wala pa ren. :(

Inday Garutay said...

To agent007,

Tol masyado ka ng huli sa balita. Matagal na itong blog na ito. Ahihi.

Mahal na nga blogworth no Cofibean.

Isa kang orc.

La lang.

agent007 said...

@inday garutay

hehehe oonga pansin ko nga, well anyway if you analyze my post he's getting more popular! cheers! enjoy life!

Anonymous said...

mary, kamukha mo si mau marcelo ng philippine idol.

Anonymous said...

nice read...if you hate all masa and call center employees ako naman i hate all indians (bombay) they smell and feeling inteligent I wish they would all go back to their foul smelling rat infested country. I would love to put a sign on my store that reads "WE DONT SERVE TO INDIAN NATIONALS"

Anonymous said...

anyway.. i throw a SEX PARTY every 2nd saturday of the month in one of the suites at shangrila edsa. women are free but men have to pay a fair amount upon arrival. there's screening as we have to select only goodlooking people. so far there are around 30 people who attends this party, 18-40yo.. you can join or just simply watch while other people go for it. it's really F.U.N.! next paty: dec9. email me for a scheduled screening.. lancome_party@yahoo.com

sikret karakter said...

hoy sapakan tayo sigurado ako di ka tatagal sakin 10 seconds. kung talagang maangas ka na sa tingin mo kinakatakutan ang pangalan ng tito mo na nabasa ko sa isa mong post, pakita mo mukha mo. as i said, di ka tatagal 10 seconds sakin. make it 5.

Anonymous said...

cheap....

Anonymous said...

What a wannabe... I didn't think anybody could be as desperate for attention as you are...

nevercominhome said...

Being in america, im not sure i can catch up with some of the terms and i havent been able to come home (philippines) for a while now, whats an orc?? i DID see your blog on how to spot them but how did they come to be called "orcs?"

People why dont you guys just start your own blog? Blog about cofibean if you want! If thats as productive as you can get! Cut him some slack, it IS 'a free country' after all.

Cofibean ill have to say you rock man! i heard about this horrible "callcenter" culture taking over manila, and people and their fur coats in the middle of summer! i didnt believe it then, but thanks to you, im a believer now! I dont have to come home to actually experience that crap!

Love your blog!

You're a tyte ass mutherf**ker! and THATS a compliment!

keep it up!

Anonymous said...

cofi... do you have a big cock? can i suck it? i'll let you lick my pussy in return or if you are gay.. i'll let you suck my boyfriend's cock while i suck yours.. waddayah say?

Anonymous said...

mga ipis people, stop making punta na nga to this site if all you ever do is whine and complain. like duh, there is a disclaimer kaya. i pity na talaga the educational system of the Philippines. Make layas or else I'll ask my yaya na to spray you with baygon.

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Anonymous said...

hoy bakla, sinasayang mu lang yung space nga server. gago ka talaga. wala kang kwentang bakla ka!

Anonymous said...

What the F***! Hoy bakla! Nakakahiya sa kalahi natin pinaggagawa mo. Give us some kahihiyan nmn. Uwi ka na sa province natin...Don't worry i won't post na your name here, so you can approve na my comment. Kahiya kasi pag nalaman nila noh?What you say kasi is very different from what you really are, so kahiya talaga. And your previous entires, it reflects na talaga noh? Stop trying hard na, you make balik na sa boondocks natin.

Anonymous said...

reading your posts really makes me laugh. keep it up man. very entertaining.

Anonymous said...

"A certified dicklit of a gliteratti from MAkati..."

Ei... wrong spelling yung "gliteratti" mo... Mali ang placing ng isang "t". It's GLITTERATI... If u are truly that kind of person, at least know how to spell it. Yun lang... =)

Anonymous said...

tangina!!! betlog ko ng baho..amoy -- ma-asim noh!!!...post this bitch boy

ebantot said...

hai, live a simple life everyone! its the key to being happy.

a typical choleric girl said...

oh come on, u guys..give the guy a break..its just shows how many hypocrites are walking the face of the earth..who doesnt want to brag anyway , everyday we try to show other people what we have..naman? it doesnt make us less uneducated or whatever, it just shows how real we are..

of course, cofi is a sick schizoid..but then he's a good friend..hahaha

carl brian said...

hi cofibean! ang galing nmn ng blog mo! wahehehe!
--> sa mga naninira kay cofibean, ang papangit niyong lahat! ur so0 katutubo tlga. God, i hate katutubo! i hate natives! i hate masa!! shet!!!
kaya yun na nga, di ba?

Mz Otaku said...

opinyon nya lang un baket ba ang dameng naapektuhan??

Anonymous said...

nagwowork ka bsa sa call center? kasi nabasa ko ung blog mo sa pc of our company and ... your blog is so hard to understand-nose bleeding! .... and it's not cool to use profane lang. in your blog... but you are just expressing yourself.what can i do? what i see is what i get.

next time do something in straight english naman para mes cool ka...

just a comment don't get irate.!

Ervin Sam said...

@mz otaku

cguro guilty? hehe XD

guys... it's a blog! if you don't like it.. dont visit it nor read it. ganun lang kadali.

Bino/Geno said...

Bat wala nang new posts?

Anonymous said...

Is Cofi dead?

Ang tagal ng update. Super boring siguro na life niya ngayon.

Isaiah said...

hay ! cofi I miss your posts...! post ka na ng bago ahihii

demonito said...

tang ina to all the people that try to censor ihatecofi's blog. if you find it offensive go to another blog. kaya nga merong disclaimer. that just proves how much of a dumbass all the people na nagbabasa and then react in a violent manner. if i got the chance ill kill you orcs na nang haharass sa kapwa ko gwapo.

Anonymous said...

hindi na ata siya nagppost. hmm. patay na ata si cofibean eh. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is Cofi dead?
Ang tagal ng update. Super boring siguro na life niya ngayon.


...maybe Cofibean was indeed assasinated?? There had been several salvaged cases in the news the past couple of weeks.. OMG!

andrew said...

this blog is dormant, near extinction

Anonymous said...

cofi what happened to you? miss na kita... make a blog pls...

Anonymous said...

hi... you know i seldom look in to yout site but everytime i do i just can'y help but laugh... you never failed to uplift a spirit... though ung iba tingin sayo antagonist sa nobela nila... keep it up... and tama don't mind those "bobo orcs"...hehehe

Anonymous said...

gosh cofi, you are sooooo brilliant!!! but of course, you know that already.
Thanks for making me laugh today.

lateralus said...

It baffles me why some people would type http://cofibean.blogspot.com and then post a REALLY LONG and repetitive comment whining about how they wasted their time reading a crappy blog.

funny.

the like:dislike ratio is closing, methinks.

Myriel said...

TO THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG.

I just don't understand why you care so much about what people leave in your comment space.

I mean in the first place, you started writing, I assume, knowing that you will create quite a stir. And presumably, some uprisal specially from the normal "masa", which you continuously insult and step on, given your strongly opinionated and biased rants.

So how come, all of a sudden, you are affected by what they say? If you so much as cared about what people think, you would not be calling them names and writing the stuff you wrote about in the first place. You called them NOTHING, so why bother?

So you say this is YOUR space and thus, you can do whatever you want. Well, just in case you forgot, a blog is meant not just for someone to write down his thoughts, but for people to read as well. And obviously, a comment box is for people to comment on what you wrote about.

Was there ever an ethical or even moral rule governing blogs? NO. People can say what they want because it's PUBLIC space. If you didn't want people bashing you, why allow comments in the first place? Why allow your site to be public?

And oh, If you can marginalize people who are not well off or come from the provinces, what makes you think they can't speak trash of you as well?

Call other people orcs and smelly natives, be opinionated and carefree in your writing, BUT be prepared to be criticized.
THAT's WHAT MAKES A GOOD WRITER, or more aptly, BLOGGER (aside from being able to write well of course).

And don't take it too hard if it's negative because like what you said, THEY cannot control what you write, therefore YOU also cannot control what they feel, and just as well, write in here.

Unless you of course restrict access to your blog and your comments.

People ARE entitled to their own opinion, that is why there is freedom of speech. You wrote, ranted and bitched about people. People will write, rant and bitch about other people as well (including YOU).

Just face it and get over it.

BTW, I am not one of the masa.

So NO, I am not defending them an neither am I defending you. I am obviously not commenting on what negativities you write on this blog, just that I found this particular blog post ironic to how you portray yourself in your other posts. I suggest you be more consistent. So yes, I am just here to criticize, not to bash, not to insult.

Anonymous said...

ei i dont need to introduce myself pa cause napadaan lang naman hir after being brought by search keyword link 'cofibean' sa google.. wow pare,overwhelming popularity due to his 'kabaklaans'..and how lutong naman sa word na orc.. ouch.. confirm u me sa friendster ah, out of pretense.. mwah!!

Anonymous said...

amfootah ang cute naman nang friendster u pare, so galing na webpage designer.. lol

Anonymous said...

Fuck you cofibean. If you fucking hate our fucking comments, then why do you fucking enable anonymous comments, fucker? You really are desperate for some fucking attention, that's why, so fuck off.

_jaja said...

LOL. original. nakakainis but addictive. parang d 1st time i tried dipping fries s bbq sauce - kadiri at first but ull learn to love it..grabe.. agent din ako but ok lng..its funny and witty and snobbish ampotah.my bf HATES call center agents din LOL.

Anonymous said...

Blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject, such as food, politics, or local news; some function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability for readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of most early blogs.

We have the right to comment on whatever blogs we have read so cannot tell us not to do so.

Try to research it yourself! DUMB ASS SON OF A BITCH!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA. You fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

hahaha..he got affected!

sculld said...

i like the laugh of that baby. hahahaha. so nice..

Anonymous said...

well, i could say that you use harsh words and you are overconfident of yourself..i think that if you continue doing this, you will have an entire nation and state that would consider you as their enemy. if you don't want that to happen, please use moderation of words to avoid conflict.yes you have a right to say what you feel but in doing so please you gentle words to avoid offending others.

Anonymous said...

fucking gay.. all the posts in your blog are gay.. this is the internet any poser can post anything in here.. why waste time in this non-sense.. as I read to all your statements you sound like those stupid orcs that you are referring as baho masa.. fucking joke..

Anonymous said...

If you guys don't like what he writes then don't read his blog. Just go jack off or something...

Anonymous said...

If you guys don't like what he writes then don't read his blog. Just go jack off or something...

Cofibean ikaw bayan :p Nag tatago sa name na anonymous :p