Saturday, May 13, 2006

Hilariously Stoopid

Been very busy for the past few days pare plus I really need pa to detoxify na my aura because Mr. Hilariously Stoopid has been continuously dissing me. I really hate it talaga when I am surrounded with people suffering from severe case of low I.Q. Tama ba naman to ask me for directions around Makati. The hell talaga pare... I'm not even close to looking like MMDA patolas no. I looked at him sama nga then called my mom saying, "Mom, how come you gave me this native driver. And I thought Tonyo was stupid na.. meron pa pala more stupid than him. I'll trade him with Dario. I think it's about time for you naman to experience kabobohan at its finest." Tapos she said lang, "I'm having my diamond peel (AGAIN?! Her face is so nipis na kaya.) now hijo, will call you back later." From there, I think I'm stuck na talaga for all eternity to Mr. Hilariously Stoopid. Shit talaga pare. I really can't find any logic in hiring for me a driver pa. I mean, I'm really good at driving na kaya. I can even make my car sipol because of my uber cool bilis driving. There was an instance pa nga last week when he asked me where to take the left turn at Ortigas going to Podium, I told him to just make bangga na lang a traffic enforcer kasi that will be an indication that he needs to take the left turn na. Tapos he said, "Ok bosing." I mean, is that bobo or plain stupid lang talaga? I should have told him to jump out of the car while it was still moving so that I could drive na lang for myself. Tapos just yesterday lang when I told him to come with me inside the Manila Peninsula because I need to get some packages from Tita Minda, the pathetic driver was really shaking at the couch. I asked him whats with the ngatog and he told me na, "Ser, hiya lang po ako sa ibang tao. Masyado po palang sosyal sa loob ng mga hotel." I made ngiti na lang and thought, ganun ba talaga the feeling if balat mahirap? I somewhat felt pity na rin to the poor guy. Well, I have a puso rin naman pare minsan no. I'm just glad I'm not like him. As in, not even close! He was such a character talaga. And the attempt to schmooze with me almost everyday is really irritating. Feeling close? The hell!

104 comments:

Anonymous said...

first comment!
whether youre real or not.. i luv your blog ;)
happy moms day

Pau said...

Haha! Wawang driver! Yipeee first ako!

Anonymous said...

so pathetic...

get a life fagboy!

there's more than just whining about your mother and your driver...

Anonymous said...

and oh, this entry is so dull, i offended myself for commenting twice,

someone just have to send the message

Anonymous said...

oi bakit ang tagal mo magpost?!
wala na tuloy nagcocomment!!!
post lang ng post para masaya lahat okies?!

JK :) said...

I find your entries entertaining. True ba to or fictional lang? Sana fictional lang kasi even though it's entertaining, I find it too rude to be actually happening. LOL.

More power ;)

Anonymous said...

Tagal! post weekly naman please! hehe

princess said...

i love your blog. keep on posting! =)

Anonymous said...

I still like your blog no matter what.:)

psyche said...

hahahahaha :) LOL

ubermensch14 said...

man, what took you so long to post another one?

one of the blogs i regularly check! keep 'em coming.

Anonymous said...

I think your blog rulez pa rin pare. Please post more! I love reading your posts! Plus the comments! Ang galeng ng concept! Wanna know you pare. I think I'm in love with you na.

Negah said...

Welcome back pareng cofibin! Mishuna! Sobra! As in debah?

Anonymous said...

I think hindi totoo itong blog na ito. Pero how on earth do you manage to create those situations... Probably isa kang dellusional na walang magawa. Pero still, I can't believe you got me. You own me big time pare. And I hate you for that.

orcidya said...

kung ako sa drayber mong hayuf ka, ikaw ang tatadyakan ko palabas ng kotse. animal. walang modo. tatanda ka ring hampaslupa ka! mas masahol ka pa sa orcs!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE GUYS, STOP FROM FEEDING COFIBEAN'S ALREADY INFLATED EGO. FOR ALL WE KNOW AY PINAGTATAWANAN NA TAYO NYAN. I THINK HINDI TOTOO ITONG BLOG NA ITO. DAHIL KUNG TOTOO MAN ITO, DAPAT AY DATI PA SYA NAGPOPOST NG MGA PHOTOS.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cofi, bakit hanggang ngayn ay hindi pa rin approved mga comments ko sa blog mo? Been commenting for 48 years pero wala pa rin. Kaazar!

hardcore said...

You rock my world cofibean!

Anonymous said...

Wahahahahahahahahahahaha! Isa kang henyo! Punyeta ka!

Anonymous said...

alam mo kung ano ka? isa kang tae tuyo na pati langaw ay ayaw dumapo dahil bulok na bulok ang kaibuturan ng iyong puso. karmahin ka sanang animal ka at mangyari sayo ang lahat ng bagay na pinandidirihan mo. pakyu!

Anonymous said...

fucking poser! you're such a loser...

/iambrew said...

goodluck with the driver cofibean.

happy mom's day to ur mom.

Makubex said...

Cofibean, try some frame-ups to make your driver get out of the scene and get your own right to drive your car!

Do something that will make him look really really bad on your mom. That way, he will not just get fired but also give you the right for driving your own car.

Anyway, Good Luck.

Cheerio!

Anonymous said...

Interestingly enough, people call cofibean pathetic.

But what's so ironic about these instances is that people take the time to read cofibean's blog and diss him for it. (Note: the "'s" suggests the possesive case. Meaning cofibean owns his blog, in case, in cofibean's words, the "bobo native orcs" are too stupid to comprehend.)

I find it really sad that people are offended by another person's opinions, especially when these opinions do not harm them in any way, aside from minor emotional damage.

It's just as pathetic that the people offended do not even know the person they are offended by. Why do you hold his opinions in sich high regard that you find it so offensive?

If you don't like it, don't read it.

Or better yet, be a loser like cofibean1 (this person is different from cofibean) and actualyl start a blog to refute cofibean's opinions. :))

Migawd, get a life, people.

At least there aren't as many bashers anymore.

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Orly said...

Hoy cofibean!? dahan dahan ka naman sa matanda. Mamaya mamatanda ka dyan. But I like the way you entertain people, para kang si Dan Brown.

Kontrobersyal ka, kaibigan hehe. Keep writing. Dont mind these cofibean bashers.

Eto lang pala masasabi ko, galangin mo matatanda animal ka!

Anonymous said...

are you GAY?????

Bryan Anthony the First said...

babati ako: hi iam. ano gawa mo d2, at frends kayo ni cofi ha...i'l take note of that...hahaha

ala lang.

Anonymous said...

*sigh*

/iambrew said...

bakit ganun? $0 lang blog worth ko? huhuhu...

Anonymous said...

aawww your back i heart cofibean bog time!

Anonymous said...

aawww your back i heart cofibean bog time!

Anonymous said...

ang tanga tanga naman ng ermats mo for hiring stupid drivers... bat ba wala kang say, when it comes to hiring a drivers?

tapos you're making us believe that you're managing a family business?? baka naman camote-q stand ang business ninyo...

maRty said...

wow. i just discovered ur blog through aia like now lng. fcuk. i love the way you express ur entries. it's so conio! hahaha. i<3that pare. ang cool!

Anonymous said...

naiinis na ako sau... ang tagal mong mag-post... nawawalan tuloy ako ng ganang mag-net...

apoljuice said...

weebee, man.. been coming back to your blog every other day to find new posts.. glad to see you posted.

See, i missed ur posts so much i can't think of anything to say about ur posts.. lol.. But anyway, Just 3 days, and you got 33 comments already? Can't wait for the other new posts, then maybe i can think of something to say..

More posts and More power...

And probably, a new driver, too...

Anonymous said...

grabe! ikaw pla si cofibean, sumisikat ka na ha, nakikilala na kita...wehehe

Anonymous said...

grabe! ikaw pla si cofibean, sumisikat ka na ha, nakikilala na kita...wehehe

Anonymous said...

grabe! ikaw pla si cofibean, sumisikat ka na ha, nakikilala na kita...wehehe

/iambrew said...

bored here @ work... hayyy...
any suggestions?

CyRiL said...

wow naman! after decades na paghihintay naka post na rin po kayo:) hehe. galing nyo talaga. hanga ako sa pagiisip nyo kahit lam naman nating lahat na mejo [ mejo lang] masama ka..well, pls lng po. post ka naman at least every other day o. cge na naman "pare". the orcs your mad at are quite happy na kc naman hndi ka na lagi nagpopost eh.keep rocking!

Anonymous said...

hay... so tagal your new post ha? maybe your having difficulty making up these stories..... hay...fuckin poser!

Anonymous said...

how long is your penis?

greek_god said...

hahahahaha!~ oo nga sikat ka na, im so happy talaga pare, ok so do more of this na, kasi im liking it pare sobra,hehehehehhehe

Anonymous said...

astig! sooper entertaining.
galing galing! keep up.

bigyan mo nalang driver mo ng mapa nang hindi na mawala. whoosh.

astig ka.

rb said...

long live cofibean! ayos!

Anonymous said...

LOL! i missed u cofi =)

*eLLe* said...

pinoy entertainment at its finest.

keep it up man!

Anonymous said...

This blog was recommended by a friend of mine. It's annoying to read about the rantings of a conio person towards his driver, a decent man who is just trying to make a clean living for his family.
But whether this story is true or not, nakakatawa...benta pare benta!!!! :) keep it up!

CyRiL said...

yehey! inapprove nyo rin yung comment ko..hehe=] thanks po! kung may tym pa po kayo [ alam ko po na busy po talaga kayo.] pero drop by my blog naman po=] a msg in the tagboard would be appreciated:)

Anonymous said...

inde maganda ung post mo ngaun...
walang-wala sa iba mong post...

ung isa pa jan feeling matalino na naman.. meron pang pa-NOTE NOTE jan, gusto maging NOTER? (meron ba nun? hehehehe)

pero, basta gawang cofibin.. okay na rin..

parang superferry (tamas bas spellings kos).. SAKAY na!!!

sige... sana minsan magpost ka naman ng tungkol sa sex trip mo...

more power!!!

Anonymous said...

dude i assure you, once i know who you are you'll be the fucking orc kissing the core of my fucking filipino ass..hahaha whether you like it or not, your going to die...by my hand asshole

Anonymous said...

your entries are so funny!haha know what,if you want to speak/write in english,do so but do it straight,if you know what i mean.seriously,your blog is really entertaining starting off with your taglish lang.

Anonymous said...

old post mo:
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Uber bilis lang
It's getting annoying na rin. So here are some pointers for you bout California you bobo peeps:


Thirdly, Californians do not, repeat not all surf. It just doesn't happen. Please revert to the discussion about most people living inland. Maniwala man or not, most Californians could care less about surfing. There are better things to do like grow artichokes and garlic and watch some katutubos freeze to death on the Sierras because they don't have any WINTER CLOTHES.



Comment:
ohmigod, winter clothes? in LA? don't you know that it's currently 72°F there? mas mainit pa nga dito eh...hahaha...be careful ariel, muntik ka nang mabuking!

Inde ako Orc said...

Ang bobo ng nagpost sa itaas. Kindly study first California and try to learn more about the Sierras sa California. Hahaha! Ang daming orcs na nagmamarunong nakakahiya naman. Talagang mag-post ba ng history pa ng blog ni cofibean. Nyahaha! Here's a good read for you regarding the best ski places sa Los Angeles in case you don't know na merong part doon na may snow:

http://losangeles.citysearch.com/roundup/39079/

It's like saying in general na hindi malamig sa Pilipinas.. Eh what about Baguio and Tagaytay highlands? :P

Btw, sino si Ariel?

Anonymous said...

Ang tanga ng comment sa itaas. Hindi lang po binubuo ng L.A. and California. Marami din po itong bayan. Ahihi. Ang tanga nyo chong!

Peace!

Anonymous said...

Hindi ako natatawa sa mga nababasa ko dito. Masyado mong minamaliit ang mga inosente. Baka dumating ang panahon na ikaw naman ang humingi ng tulong sa kanila at pagsarhan ka ng pinto, makita mo ang hinahanap mo.

Anonymous said...

Nakakaaliw naman itong post na ito: Ano daw? Iklog at beklog? Ang cute ng buyoy. Ahihi:

Anonymous said...

oy, titing supot, nangate
beklog ko kakatawa sayo
hahaha!!! tangna ka, me pa
aura-aura ka pang
nalalamang hindot ka eh
mabaho din naman ang utot
mo, bayoyoy!

meron ka pang pa orc-orc eh
di ko pa alam kasimbaho mo
si gollum, tangnang hindot
na to! hahahaha!!! mabuti
pa ako american citizen na,
ikaw, baka visitor's lang
ang visa mo, eh bulbol mong
ahet! ahahahaha!!!

palakihan na lang ng tite
pards! palibhasa malaki
lang sayo yang kaliwa mong
beklog kase yung sa kanan,
sing liit lang ng iklog ng
pugo hahahaha!!!

mag jakol ka na lang, dude hahaha!!!

Lia said...

pare youre like my idol na pare.

dont mind those stupid maderpaking orcs pare.

as in. sobrang bobo sila.

i really hate the katutubos.

Anonymous said...

haaaay anu ba yan, sa pagbabasa ko tingin ko richkid, kaso bat ganun magtype? taglish na sobrang panget pakinggan, lalake ba to o bakla? kawawa naman yung driver at dun pa sya napasok sa eng eng na blogger na yan, hay buhay, nakikita ng public yung post mo mr/ms blogger ayusin mo naman posts mo!

Anonymous said...

haaaay anu ba yan, sa pagbabasa ko tingin ko richkid, kaso bat ganun magtype? taglish na sobrang panget pakinggan, lalake ba to o bakla? kawawa naman yung driver at dun pa sya napasok sa eng eng na blogger na yan, hay buhay, nakikita ng public yung post mo mr/ms blogger ayusin mo naman posts mo!

Anonymous said...

YOUR COMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY... TIGILAN MO NA DIN YUNG MGA PAG POST NG MGA COMMENTS NA KUNWARI MAY IBANG BLOGGERS NA NAGMAMAHAL SAYO PERO IN REALITY IKAW DIN NMAN YUN.. THE WORD IS PATHETIC PARE... NAKAKAHIYA. KUNG TALAGANG MAYAMAN KA AND MATAPANG... PAKILALA KA... WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME ? HOME PHONE NUMBER ? CELL PHONE NUMBER ? (IF YOU HAVE ONE-) COMPANY ? HOME ADDRESS ? PUSTA KO DI MO KAYANG MAGPAKILALA KASI BAKLA KA... WE'RE NOT LIKE YOU THANK GOD ! I'M NOT LIKE YOU ONE BIT ! KUNG TALAGANG MATAPANG KA, TAWGAN MO KO SUNTUKAN TAYO... ETO FULL NAME AND PHONE NUMBER KO SA BABA...

GARIZALDY "LONDON BOY" CRUZ
0906-3442850

Anonymous said...

all i can say is that you're hot! lol! eventhough you are so mean with those orcs and natives... i still think you're hot! redundant man! you're hot! hot! hot! *kiss*

i know behind that mask of cynicisms about the orcs and natives... you still have a heart of a saint ( i hope i am right)... you're still an angel ( at least when it comes to looks if it is real that you're handsome )...

just keep on posting... your blog is fun!

i said...

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

I want more!!!! keep it coming!!!

Anonymous said...

Pathetic naman nagsulat nito:

Anonymous said...

YOUR COMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY... TIGILAN MO NA DIN YUNG MGA PAG POST NG MGA COMMENTS NA KUNWARI MAY IBANG BLOGGERS NA NAGMAMAHAL SAYO PERO IN REALITY IKAW DIN NMAN YUN.. THE WORD IS PATHETIC PARE... NAKAKAHIYA. KUNG TALAGANG MAYAMAN KA AND MATAPANG... PAKILALA KA... WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME ? HOME PHONE NUMBER ? CELL PHONE NUMBER ? (IF YOU HAVE ONE-) COMPANY ? HOME ADDRESS ? PUSTA KO DI MO KAYANG MAGPAKILALA KASI BAKLA KA... WE'RE NOT LIKE YOU THANK GOD ! I'M NOT LIKE YOU ONE BIT ! KUNG TALAGANG MATAPANG KA, TAWGAN MO KO SUNTUKAN TAYO... ETO FULL NAME AND PHONE NUMBER KO SA BABA...

GARIZALDY "LONDON BOY" CRUZ
0906-3442850

Sinong tanga ang nagpopost ng complete information nya lalo na't maraming galit sa kanya? Nyahahaha! Mas bobo ka pa kay cofibin. Obvious na naghahanap ka lang text mate dito. Diretchahin na kasi at wag ng paliguy-ligoy pa! Sus! Ako pare pwede makipagsuntukan sayo. Text text na lang.

Anonymous said...

Mr. cofi please publish naman my comments. Thanks po.

Adarna said...

I think with a blog this popular, hindi na kelangan magpost pa ng author sa kanyang comment box para mapuno. Lets face it people, makulit talaga mga pilipino. Kahit na merong disclaimer, hindi pa rin nating mapigilan magpost dahil nakakakulo naman talaga ng dugo ang isang tulad ng hayup na si cofibean.

Anonymous said...

ang galing galing mo!

Anonymous said...

nice one.... maybe you can audition as a
philippine idol judge...

You know what... said...

I don't care it this is real or not, it's hilarious eitherway

Anonymous said...

This is quite hilarious, if you ask me...

To all those who still gave time to read his blog and be dissed about it sure has a weird sense of getting high... Seriously, I do notice that most of the comments, good or bad, came from a bunch of regulars, as some says here, if you are just going to be dissed with the funny posts, why take your time to post a comment? It'll just get funnier and be more delighting to read...

As I sip my ceylon tea... I just kinda wondered, what's making some of you get pissed? Surely, if you have a driver who just kinda slipped below incompetence, you'd really have a fit at making fun of him, even in your own blog site...

Mr. Cofibean, I'd really love to see more of your posts... Although take a little rest on Filipino slang words or what most calls 'coniostic', makes you sound like those girls at ATC who really exerts a lot at speaking straight english... It's bad for the image, you know? Hahahaha!!!

mensahe_s17_na_mambabasa said...

aww...

hannep!

hello_s17 said...

nakalimutan ko message ko!!! nubayan...

whatev.

o... nu nangyari d2? hehehe. :-)

blog ka parin dude. cofi!

kat said...

cofibean! love yah!!!!!!!!!!!!

heehee!!!!!!

=D

Anonymous said...

Dude, I like your blog and everything written on it but, this post was just plain wrong. Hell, I don't even memorize the pasikot-sikot in Makati. Racism, much?

I have a brain said...

This blog is a crime to the English and the Filipino languages...

Personally, I pity this cofibean person... No straight (supposedly) male should be allowed to talk like that... It's just wrong. The content of the blog isn't so bad. It's the words... My goodness.. And this guy says that he hates gay people. Hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Stop contradicting yourself. No, adding "pare" to your sentences every so often does not negate the fact that the entire thing sounds like a coño talking. TALK/TYPE PROPERLY DAMMIT!! このコにょな馬鹿。

Anonymous said...

"fag basher, bigot, racist etc. etc."

mongrel ka siguro..you know like asong kalye got sniffed and butt-fucked by another dog.

siguro the katutubo-native fag orc na mabaho na you refer to is yourself.

it shows in your blog, dawg..

Anonymous said...

haha, poser nga. Pero mas mukha pang totoo ang Da Vinci ni Dan Brown kesa dito. Kawawa ka naman.

Hater of the innately stupid said...

Hey dude! I want to commend you for having so much "fans"! I can't believe a lot of people would like something written by someone SO FUCKING STUPID.

You know that thing you said about people having low IQ? I personally think you fall under that category. Who the hell in their right mind AND with a high IQ would type something so stupid, so discriminating, so grammatically incorrect?

I believe the world would be a better place if it were purged of people like you. You are one of those pathetic, wanna-be, attention-grabbing idiots I'd love to kill someday.

But then again I suppose you already know that, don't you? And being the idiot that you are you just continue feeding these other idiots your nonsensical stories.

I sincerely hope that if ressurection were true, you'd be ressurected as the poorest of the poor, just so you know what they feel. Let's see how happy your "rich" little conyo arse could be.

ladiduh said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH!!!!

cofi, make ur posts more 'entertaining' because the comments are getting more entertaining than your entries. (i can't believe people are taking your blog seriously! hay, they just don't get it!)

"The bakla-mecca during this time of year. " HAHAHAHAHHAH!! so effing true, PARE!!! lol!

and to: GARIZALDY "LONDON BOY" CRUZ, first time mong mag internet hijo? (putanginang london boy hahahahahaha!!!!! dafuck! but you made my day boy!)

Anonymous said...

i love the blog and the comments... makes you all the more famous... you creating a stir... para sa mga na-aapektuhan ng blog na to, wag nalang kayo mag comment... sasakit lang ang ulo nyo. Well i guess this is one cool blog... ganda rin ng nakaisip gumawa nito.. you're famous man in a notorious way nga lang... sikat pa rin though!

hahaha...

Anonymous said...

cofibean,

you're getting lame! hehehe...

... beachfreak said...

Rock on, dude!

Haha.

Asmodeus said...

Very fascinating...

No wonder some mammals eat their young. Haha. :)

But still, very entertaining.

I'm just new here, and I'm kinda ashamed to say (because of the other comments) that I type some posts the same way. (well, the presence of 'pare', I guess.) But you do it better than I do. haha. :) And you do it FAR MORE FREQUENTLY as well. hmmm.

Taga La Salle ka ba? haha. :)
I assure you, that is not mockery.
Just an innocent question... hmmm.

fayeangela said...

hey. is this real? haha. cool

Anonymous said...

bakla ka ba cofibeans? u sound like one. hardcore na bakla. whew! galing mo pare.

Janis said...

tagal naman ng posts. Post pa! Post pa!

Kofi-AN-AN said...

Wow, i kinda like this guy. W000000t!

yah pwn them niggas mhen!

You really know the pafekt word fo yah terms. you are sooo L337!

One more thang...... yaw are so fawking Q U E E R!

f@gg0t like you shoud know, who you are idolizing. you got the Coño effek (my arse) pa, wow!


Please leave your contact number and address para mas madali ka hanapin ng mga leftists, rightists, middlist, hitlists, galists, bunists, alipungists, hadhadists. Di ko naman sasabihin sa kanila saang banda ka sa makati eh, sa dulo ng JP Rizal, may kariton sa sulok malapit sa imburnal, har har har

Keep your fingers busy somewhere else dude, u stink more than you think. (like it matters if you really can think).

yah heard it all from me.


your Ex-driver, Mang Tonio (hinde tonyo)

Anonymous said...

you have a very interesting blog..

i don't know if you're for real but the things that you write are really offensive. you're bad mouthing the people around you.

if you could not acknowledge the fact that you are more or less a filipino you should at least stop treating other filipinos like they're dirt. if you consider yourself as a foreigner (because you fondly call others 'natives'), at least give them some respect because you are using their resources. if you don't like associating with the 'orcs' and 'natives', leave this country and never come back.

ungrateful citizens like you are not needed in our country anymore.

and pare, if this is your blogging language (taglish) okay lang pero please, if you're going to write something in english, make sure it's gramtically correct. konyotic ka na nga kaya dapat alam mo yung tamang form the english khit hinahaluan mo ng tagalog.

i just hope pare that this blog is just a hoax pare. kasi tang ina, i pity you.

if this is some twisted way of you venting out your frustrations, try changing the context of your blog...

Anonymous said...

old post mo:
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Uber bilis lang
It's getting annoying na rin. So here are some pointers for you bout California you bobo peeps:


Thirdly, Californians do not, repeat not all surf. It just doesn't happen. Please revert to the discussion about most people living inland. Maniwala man or not, most Californians could care less about surfing. There are better things to do like grow artichokes and garlic and watch some katutubos freeze to death on the Sierras because they don't have any WINTER CLOTHES.



Comment:
ohmigod, winter clothes? in LA? don't you know that it's currently 72°F there? mas mainit pa nga dito eh...hahaha...be careful ariel, muntik ka nang mabuking!

**********************
Ang bobo ng nagpost sa itaas. Kindly study first California and try to learn more about the Sierras sa California. Hahaha! Ang daming orcs na nagmamarunong nakakahiya naman. Talagang mag-post ba ng history pa ng blog ni cofibean. Nyahaha! Here's a good read for you regarding the best ski places sa Los Angeles in case you don't know na merong part doon na may snow:

http://losangeles.citysearch.com/roundup/39079/

It's like saying in general na hindi malamig sa Pilipinas.. Eh what about Baguio and Tagaytay highlands? :P

Btw, sino si Ariel?

***********************************
TANGA!!!
Si Cofibean po ang nag post nyan!!!
Halata na newbie ka dito kasi di mo nabasa yan..
Magbasa ka kasi... ganyan ang mga post niya before.. kakaiba.. iyon ang hinahanap ko..
Kaya kung eepal ka pa, pwede mabasa ka muna ng madami ng di ka mapahiya.. kaya nga nakalagay .. YOUR OLD POST:
Sunday, October 30, 2005

I-research mo po nang maupdate ka mula nuon hanggang ngaun...

HAY NAKU.. may pa - orc-orc ka pa jan.. sige, kun saan ka masaya!!!

TANGA!!! Naglagay ka pa ng Link for that.. hehehehe... Sino kaya ngaun ang napahiya sa atin... Nagdudunung-dunungan ka kasi.. BELAT - MATA MONG KIRAT...

Peace out!!!

Anonymous said...

Aba! May thread pa mga postings ng comment dito. Ahihi. Well, I've been to California before and there are places na may snow doon. Like the Sierras cofibean posted. I think lets just leave the author alone to do his craft. Nagmumukha lang kasi tayong mga tanga pag nagdunong-dunungan tayo sa mga bagay na wala naman talaga tayong alam. T_T

Ederic said...

Hehehe, awayan na naman dito. Cool lang kayo.:p

Anonymous said...

Tama, Away na yan. dun ako sa mas matapang. magkano pusta niyo?

Melissa Ricks said...

my god, you are such a terrible horrible human being, nakakapangilabot ang mga sinasabi mo, nakakatulog ka pa ba sa gabi?

However, i feel a bit of you in me. Nanlilisik din ang mata ko when i see 'stupid natives'. But I restrain myself from making such bad comments (because of obvious reasons).

You are disrespectful and will burn in the pits of hell, but still, i feel that there's a dreadful cofibean in each and everyone of us! We're not just tacky like you to publicly voice it out...

xienah said...

kanya kanyang paraan yan
ng pagpapahayag.
walang pakealamanan...
keep blogging!

Anonymous said...

just plain crazy...

Anonymous said...

this is art ... ang galing! i love your style dude. sana sumikat ka pa ...

btw, no one else deserves your driver more than you do :D

Anonymous said...

nyahahaha and i equally love the comments to your posts. the way you stir people's emotions, and provoke their thoughts! art talaga tong ginagawa mo, i can describe it no other way.

joex said...

kung may taong bobo ito siguro ang tao papatulan ang isang katulad mo.. magaling ka, kasi nakakaentertain ka.. para kang "keys me".. actually ndi ko nabasa ng buo un mga naisulat mo. ibang part lang at ang lupet mo manlait.. anak ka ng diyos! tandaan mo.. pareho lang tayo ng kinakain.. at siguro panget ka no :D.. hehe.. tangina mo!

Leeroy said...

i think there's a big line between art and stupidity. please, this is no art.

all in all, no matter what, the person (or animal) doing this has no life, a lot of time day dreaming. amusing, yeah. annoying, very.

be consistent with the stories. sosyal ka ba or what? why make tambay where the "loser posers" are and make pintas of them when you could simply make tambay at power plant. you could afford it naman, di ba? saka mas masarap to make pintas of the rich rather than the poor. the upper classmen are paranoidal fools. mga lower forms, more fun because they don't care much - about how they look, what they have, what they eat. e mga pa-totyal, they always have to look good kasi baka their kumare or kumpadre may say something about their age, their bag, their watch - THEIR EYES! Asus! ika nga ng pangaral sa akin - HARI KA MAN NG MUNDO, GINTO MAN ANG TOILET BOWL MO, TAE PA RIN ANG INILALABAS MO.

I envy you man...you have so much time on your hands. Be greatful when you're still living! Regards to your mom, i love her if you don't.

Hmmm...or perhaps adik ang gumagawa nito.

MOST PROBABLY!

Anonymous said...

adik ka ba???? a very very very very...terrible, horrible, disrespectful blog that I had read in my whole life! duhhh!!!!! puro stupid words na lang lumalabas sau! grabe ka! If only I have a power I will put you in the position of those peole na nilalait mo! grabe ka! parang hindi ka tao! do you have respect on yourself and to other people??? sana my natitira pa jan sa kalooban mo... nakakahiya ka kung totoo ka nga! >:0

Anonymous said...

Damn man, speak in ONE language. Jeeze you remind me of really BAD GAY people when I read your poor excuse for a blog. All you do is whine and bitch and insult people, I think it's totally disgusting. Sorry it is your blog after all, but COME ON! Must you really think so highly of yourself and so lowly of others?

This is just to let you know that even though I don't personally know you, PARE, I think you need a complete attitude adjustment or maybe a new brain. Also I think you are a complete LOSER, sorry.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

shit!/... dis blog sucks!>

Anonymous said...

Can you show your pic naman, para naman maniwala ako sa mga pinagsasabi mo na ur rich, and to see the surface of your skin if its the same with the native people ur talking about. baka mas maganda pa balat ko syo. And please told your native yaya and driver to step out of your house, kawawa naman sila, with their big patient, I think theyre more educated than you. If your not native,please dont mixed our native language with your ewan words, yuck.