Saturday, May 13, 2006
Been very busy for the past few days pare plus I really need pa to detoxify na my aura because Mr. Hilariously Stoopid has been continuously dissing me. I really hate it talaga when I am surrounded with people suffering from severe case of low I.Q. Tama ba naman to ask me for directions around Makati. The hell talaga pare... I'm not even close to looking like MMDA patolas no. I looked at him sama nga then called my mom saying, "Mom, how come you gave me this native driver. And I thought Tonyo was stupid na.. meron pa pala more stupid than him. I'll trade him with Dario. I think it's about time for you naman to experience kabobohan at its finest." Tapos she said lang, "I'm having my diamond peel (AGAIN?! Her face is so nipis na kaya.) now hijo, will call you back later." From there, I think I'm stuck na talaga for all eternity to Mr. Hilariously Stoopid. Shit talaga pare. I really can't find any logic in hiring for me a driver pa. I mean, I'm really good at driving na kaya. I can even make my car sipol because of my uber cool bilis driving. There was an instance pa nga last week when he asked me where to take the left turn at Ortigas going to Podium, I told him to just make bangga na lang a traffic enforcer kasi that will be an indication that he needs to take the left turn na. Tapos he said, "Ok bosing." I mean, is that bobo or plain stupid lang talaga? I should have told him to jump out of the car while it was still moving so that I could drive na lang for myself. Tapos just yesterday lang when I told him to come with me inside the Manila Peninsula because I need to get some packages from Tita Minda, the pathetic driver was really shaking at the couch. I asked him whats with the ngatog and he told me na, "Ser, hiya lang po ako sa ibang tao. Masyado po palang sosyal sa loob ng mga hotel." I made ngiti na lang and thought, ganun ba talaga the feeling if balat mahirap? I somewhat felt pity na rin to the poor guy. Well, I have a puso rin naman pare minsan no. I'm just glad I'm not like him. As in, not even close! He was such a character talaga. And the attempt to schmooze with me almost everyday is really irritating. Feeling close? The hell!
Posted by ihatecofi at 11:21:00 PM