Monday, April 03, 2006

Tiesto, Manila PICC Forum



Dj Tiesto, the self proclaimed World's Best DJ held his boring spin at the Manila PICC Forum last Friday. Grabe pare, and I thought he was the best... Yeah, he was the ultimate best loser in my list right now! As in! I was given a VIP pass pa naman by a client tapos masasayang lang pala my time listening to his loser tracks. One lang I like sa lahat ng crappy music he played - "Lethal Industry". The rest were all sakit na sa tenga to listen. The bass pa was really sabog.





So yun na nga diba? The spin was really boring na tapos the place is filled pa with baho natives. Kadire talaga pare the stench of some katutubo posers sa VIP stand. Tang-ina talaga pare, I think they gatecrashed lang tapos they made salisi lang to the VIP section kasi they really look the part pare. They all look so mahirap kaya. I told nga the guard to throw them out the venue kasi they are all so cramping my style lang. I was uber gwapo pa naman tapos madidikit lang sa kadire balat-mahirap na skin. No way pare! The hell! Why naman kasi Smart addict is giving out pa passes to the masa people. I mean, meron naman Hed Kendi for the mahihirap, why naman they have to mingle pa with the glitteratis. Diba dapat stick to your own kind? Kaya smelling baho na pati rare events because of the baho katutubos.



I was asar na tapos malas pa pare that night because I lost my Nokia 9300. Shit talaga. I bet some orcs made it inside the Forum tapos made nakaw my cel. Kaiba na talaga mundo nowadays pare, it's like we real people are being outnumbered na by the multitudes of wannabes. Social climbers trying to act mayaman pero looking basura naman. What the fuck are they thinking kaya?



So I bought na lang a shirt at the lobby then made alis na. I left early kasi I was really bored to death na. And besides, it's so hirap kayang huminga because of the vile stench. Tapos, Claude was nowhere in sight pa. Not only that pare, some stupid driver parked pa his fucking mumurahin kia pride at the likod of my car. The hell! I was really infuriated sa katangahan of some natives. So I called na lang some kadiri tambays to help me get rid of the car kasi I really dont have time pa to wait for the hampaslupang owner of the bulok kia pride. They made bitbit-tulak na lang the car out of my way out. I gave them na lang 500 pesos and told them to make batak the wiper of the car just to get even for the owner's katangahan. Hahaha.

124 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you think 500 is too much? HAhahaha.

tenchu said...
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Anonymous said...

this is more like it, cofi! welcome back! ang bagsik mo! hahahaha

tenchu said...

Tangna!

So pakiramdam mo cool ka? You're such a poser. You can't even show your face coz you look more katutubo than everybody else.

And the way you look at things, you're more gay than anyone i know. I bet you're just in denial. Are you confused, you closet case?

But hell, you're one funny dude. haha

sasha said...

1st anonymous - DUH?! lol

tenchu, cool naman sya ah? :D

cofi, i think i love you na. can we make kita? :) para we can make fun of those hampaslupas together. aaaw sweet! lol

Anonymous said...

errr i dont think tiesto is for you thats why you said "it saks"
you ain't that cool for him pare!

Anonymous said...

hay naku...manahimik nga ung mga walang magandang masabi jan... ang sasama nyo magcomment basa naman kau ng basa...dis bobo orcs talaga nO? hampaslupa..

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA MO!!! WAAAAAAA ... TANG INA MO TALAGA. DI BA FAG KA. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO TRANCE WITH YOUR FAG BLOOD! DAPAT HOUSE MUSIC ANG TRIP MO! BAKLA!!! NASA HED KANDI KA DAPAT KASAMA ANG MGA PUTANG INANG BADING GANG NINA TIM YAP AT ANTON RAMOS! LOLS ... TANG INA KA. MAMATAY KA NA. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRITICIZE TIESTO! PUTANG INA MO! WALA KANG ALAM SA MUSIC! DI BA SI PAOLO SANTOS AND IDOL MO! HAR HAR HAR... SKINNY ACOUSTIC LOSER! BWAHAHAHAHA ... PAG NAKITA KITA PAPATAYIN KITA PARE! BIGTIME TORTURE. IKAW ANG LOSER! VIP? SUSMHE, GINAMIT MO PA YUNG CLIENT MO FOR VIP PASSES. TANG INA MO. PUTANG INA MO TALAGA.

Jason said...

Tang-ina kang cofibean ka! Kala mo kung sino kang mayabang magsalita. Mamamatay ka ring hayup ka! Malapit ka na! Puking-ina mo!

Anonymous said...

Pilipino ka rin diba Bakit sobra ka manlait ng kapwa mo pilipino? Kaya hindi umuunlad ang bansa natin dahil sa tulad mo.

Anonymous said...

Magbago ka naman ng style. Sawang-sawa na ako kakabasa ng blog mo!

Anonymous said...

gusto mo bang ibrookeback mountain kitang konyong bakla ka?

Anonymous said...

Fucking shit pare! You are so patethic! Where have you graduated ba? AMA o STI? My gosh pare, you can't even speak without having errors in your grammar. Nakakahilo paraan mo dude pare. Chill out!

Anonymous said...

This BLOG is totally UNCOOL!

Anonymous said...

You make we wanna puke with your tagalog-english pare. its sooo kairita ha. puhleeessss lang paki ayos. Umayos ka nga!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Tang-ina ka pare! ang cheap mo ha! Nokia 9500 ay ginagawang pamato lang sa lugar namin. Yan na ba pinakalatest mong celfone? E sobrang lumang model na yan. Gusto mo bigyan pa kita, may libre pang sapak tsaka tadyak.

Fuck you! Mas malala ka pa sa mga ORCS!

Anonymous said...

hehehe, natatawa talaga ako sa posting mo bro, hindi na mahalaga kung bading ka o ano. isa lang ang naiintindihan ko, nag eentertain ka lang... lols...

anyway, i link you sa website ko,
keep up the good work tol, the more na naiinis, the more na tumitindi... hahaah

anyway...
here my url
www.geocities.com/jaesoncute/loba


hope you link me.

respect+++
keep up and i know you will. hahaha.
-jaeson

Anonymous said...

bat ang sama sama mo? anu ba problema mo? hindi lahat kagaya mong mayaman noh!!! un iba nga la ng pagkain tas ikaw jan yan lng puros nasaisip mo! BOBO ka ba? tas ang conyo.. kadiri!!!! ayusin mo pananalita mo.. kasi ang cheap mo tignan!!! tas meh gana ka pang pag sabihan ang ibang tao.. tignan mo namn sarili mo, malay mo ikaw na yun pinagsasabihan mo. tas ang kapal mo mag discriminate... hindi namn lahat maswerteng nakakaaral noh!! pasalamat ka nga sa mga biyaya na binigay sau ng Diyos!!! malay mo.. mawala yan lahat.. tas maging gaya ka ng mga pinagsisiraan mo jan sa blog mo... mag isip ka muna bago ka gumawa ng kung anu-ano...

Anonymous said...

bat ang sama sama mo? anu ba problema mo? hindi lahat kagaya mong mayaman noh!!! un iba nga la ng pagkain tas ikaw jan yan lng puros nasaisip mo! BOBO ka ba? tas ang conyo.. kadiri!!!! ayusin mo pananalita mo.. kasi ang cheap mo tignan!!! tas meh gana ka pang pag sabihan ang ibang tao.. tignan mo namn sarili mo, malay mo ikaw na yun pinagsasabihan mo. tas ang kapal mo mag discriminate... hindi namn lahat maswerteng nakakaaral noh!! pasalamat ka nga sa mga biyaya na binigay sau ng Diyos!!! malay mo.. mawal yan lahat.. tas maging gaya ka ng mga pinagsisiraan mo jan sa blog mo... mag isip ka muna bago ka gumawa ng kung anu-ano...

Anonymous said...

guys and peeps

dont make patol of this guy..okee?
this blog is a big hoax...
nagprepretend lang ito taong ito..kaya dont get affected with his fictional blogs..

okee

this blog is fictional...tapos..period..hehhhehe

BoyingCruz said...

haha puta! when i make kita you in the street i'll make pukpok you in the head because you're like so baliw! para you like a cono bading!

Chauvinist-ah! said...

Tiesto.

Tiesto's fine and I think he's one of the best, but not the world's best. And dude, Hed Kandi... nukaba. haha. funny dude ka ever...

vile stench? talaga!? yuckness...
and a kia pride??? in a Tiesto Spin? yuckness talaga. sana pinasabog mo...

sana dun ka na lang sa isa pang dj... i forgot his name e. but i reckon he's greater.

:-)

haha. cofidude... ang Kia Pride mga 30k lang, so dapat di mo na pinabatak to the orcs... pina, alam mo na, pina-carnap mo na lang.
mwahahahaha. >:)

Anna said...

guys and peeps

dont make patol of this guy..okee?
this blog is a big hoax...
nagprepretend lang ito taong ito..kaya dont get affected with his fictional blogs..
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dude!! no!! hayaan mo sila! one of the reasons im enjoying reading this blog nga is seeing these people get pissed eh. its so funny kaya how they take him so seriously.

MOCK ON people! lol!

cofibean, keep writing. ;)

lantraluvr said...

"So I called na lang some kadiri tambays to help me get rid of the car kasi I really dont have time pa to wait for the hampaslupang owner of the bulok kia pride. They made bitbit-tulak na lang the car out of my way out. I gave them na lang 500 pesos and told them to make batak the wiper of the car just to get even for the owner's katangahan."

Hahaha! You funny!

Anonymous said...

siguro nun bata ka ang taba taba mo tas ang pangit mo.. tas lhat ng tao linalait ka tas pinagtatawanan ka!!! tas nagpa vicky belo ka pra maayos lng mukha mo!!! ngaun nasa utak mo is REVENGE!!!! bwahahahaha antay ka lng.... mas grabe pa un mangyayari sau!!! u stupid fag!!!! asshole pa!!! san lupa ka ba ng galing? sa may payatas??? katutubong tanga!!! may ibang katutubo nga na mas matalino at mas matino pa sau eh... ikaw nga taga manila... pro ang utak mo? mas maliit pa sa pasas!!!! bwahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cofi, bakit yung iba inaapprove nyo yung comment samantalang lahat ng postings ko hanggang ngayon ay wala pa rin? Sana po i approve nyo na!

Anonymous said...

Nakakaaliw naman dito. YOu must be getting filthy rich because of the traffic.

Anonymous said...

Mamatay ka na bakla!

Anonymous said...

Alam mo, dapat sayo ay kumuha ng sarili mong isla para wala ng makasira ng aura mo. Tang-ina ka! Pag nakita kita, ako mismo magpapadala sayo sa isla na yon ng pira-piraso. Ang yabang mo! TANGINA KA! PAKYU KA!

Anonymous said...

My god. totoo ka ba cofibean? bakit sobrang mean mo? wag sana ganyan kasi babalik din sayo ang ginagawa mo sa kapwa mo. kawawa naman yung may-ari ng kia pride.

Rocky said...

Cofibean! YOU ROCK MY WORLD pare! I LOVE YOU NA ATA!

Anonymous said...

Bakit cofi hindi ka na nagpopost ng personla photo mo? Diba before ay naglalagay ka? Its been ages since the lasttime I visited your site. I see na wala na yung mga personal photos mo. takot ka na ba kasi bayot ka?

Anonymous said...

Isa lang masasabi ko sa site mo! ISa kang tae!

Anonymous said...

Wow pare! Nalulungkot ako ngayon. Wala na pala si Mang Tonyo.

Bakit ganyan ka chong? Ang galingmong magpaapekto ng tao.

Tangina!!!!!!!!!! Gusto ko na tuloy pakamatay dahil sa sobrang depression.

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daniel said...

it's amazing how you focused on some ugly people and some stench.
i was there at the vip with brad turvy around, i mean there are beautiful people out there. most europeans esp germans stink, but it doesn't matter. have u been there dude?
and from what i've read, u don't really know tiesto. cause if u did, u would know it's a very small gig for tiesto and probably enjoying his big paycheck. (#1 in europe, official, almost 5yrs in a row not self-proclaimed, e.g. just to give you an idea: www.thedjlist.com)

u'r one of the guys who just went there because he's the world's no.1 dj, not because you like (or know much of) his music. now that's pathetic.

i think you're talking about yourself back there.

daniel said...

oh and from what i see on your pics, you were not on vip area.

it all makes sense now. you guys were packed in the middle

ILOVEYOUCOFIBEAN said...

ANO BA, SHADO KAYO AFFECTED! YAAN NYO SYA NO. SHADO KAYO MAKAPANLAIT SA MAHAL KO AH... NYAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

im booie manalang, im a homosexual who works at sykes BCT building makati

email me..booie.manalang@man.ph.sykes.com

Nicolo said...

To Daniel,

Pare, correction lang. Brad Turvy is not beautiful. Bulok ang kaluluwa non dahil sa mangagagamit sya ng tao. And most probably, cofibean is telling the truth when he said na mababaho yung nasa VIP section. Because all Europeans are. Kahit babae may balahibo sa kilikili. Believe me when I say that dahil I've been to Europe a couple of times now.

And I agree kay cofibean na hindi ganun kagaling si Tiesto dahil merong sumasablay sa mga mixes nya. Mas magaling pa yung mga nauna. Ang magaling lang kay Tiesto ay yung mga promoter nya.

And please stop being a poser. Kasi almost 95% ng nasa VIP section ay panget. Tapos sumama ka pa. E di mas lalo na kayo dumami. Magpasalamat ka na lang at kahit papaano ay nakahalubilo mo ang isang certified glitterati na tulad ni cofibean.

Hope I made sense. Go mr. cofi.

Casey said...

Mas minamalas ka naman na ngayon...tsk!tsk!tsk!

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Anonymous said...

GOD I LOVE YOU PARE! CAN I FUCK YOU?! GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOOO TURNING ME ON! LET ME FUCK YOU PLEEEEEASE! :P~~~



Says the desperate psychotic alter-ego of Cofi.



Sorry bout that. :P I still love the way you write, god, you ARE good. Keep it rockin kiddo!

Anonymous said...

:D

Anonymous said...

Lethal Industry is the worst song ever. It's so damn cheesy, hell Tiesto is so fucking cheesy. People who like his sounds has really bad taste in music. I wasn't there but I saw him last year in L.A. and it was only an awesome night because I hooked up with some pink punani. Tiesto is popular because he plays tracks that the masses like which is commercial trance and it sucks. There are a lot of other more talented DJs that should have more recognition than Tiesto. Like, Bad Boy Bill, Danny Tenaglia, Sander Kleinenberg, Satoshi Tomiie, Sasha, Digweed, Hernan Cattaneo, etc. etc. Please stop listening to Tiesto, It's for your own good.

Anonymous said...

What is it about your blog that attracts these kinds of people? I don't get it. Nakakatuwa naman ang blog mo eh, it amplifies a lot of things that people just give a passive thought to. Nothing that huge.

But look at all the comments. Look at how all these people act. People here are either fighting for something they don't even believe in - trying to force themselves to believe that the salaries that they get from their days in a Call Center cubicle accounts for their life's purpose (Kung talagang kontento naman sila, hindi naman sila magagalit eh), o, kundi naman, papampam lang.

Sa comments na nakukuha mo, at hindi sa mga sinusulat mo, lumalabas ang madungis na kultura nating mga Pilipino.

Hindi dahil sa mga manlalait katulad mo ang hindi pag-asenso ng Pilipinas. Dahil ito sa mga taong hindi marunong tumanggap ng lait at kritisismo mula sa ibang tao.

Sana, alam ng lahat iyon.

chichi said...

hey cofi, can't you like post more, so that i can read more. im always looking forward to your posts.

Anonymous said...

hahaha.you are so funny!

Anonymous said...

Ang daming bobong natives na nakikicomment dito eh ni wala namang ka alam alam sa iba't ibang events like such. Ang alam lang eh puro tele novela at local channels.

Cheapanggo/a.

des said...

im booie manalang, im a homosexual who works at sykes BCT building makati

email me..booie.manalang@man.ph.sykes.com

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^ hahahaha. plus the kia pride...hahahaha i love this site.

Chauvinist-ah! said...

Kaskade.

trance kasi si Tiesto pare... mag-house ka naman. :-)

Anonymous said...

Apparently I read one of your entries that you have a loft at Rockwell. Where exactly there? I have one there too but planning to sell it I dont like it anymore.

Pare, you suck...bigtime. How come you cant express yourself in straight english? How come you're using Tagalog words for the words you can't express? Isn't it kind of stupid. And come to think of it that you're taking care of your family bussiness and cant express yourself in English...that's total BULL!!!

My friends back home are laughing at your blog. Apparently, what they say is true. To lie in a blog and not post your real pic means that you're just living your fantasy life thru this. That's basically how low you are.

And...I dont think its proper on how you treat those less fortunate people. Such a low blow. Why dont you pick someone your own size?

Neil Namoro said...

hehe.. first time ko mabasa ang mga post mo. asteeg ka. i like your style. nakakatuwa rin lalo kung papaano mag-react ang mga readers mo. apektado mastado. akala mo naman eh sobrang apektado ang way of life nila sa kung papaano sila magsulat ng mga comment. if i know bored lang ang mga yan sa mga opisina nila.

for me, i like your style.. parang isang malaking satire sa konyotic lifestyle. hehe..

asteeg ka! im loking forward na mabasa ang mga susunod mong mga posts!

Anonymous said...

The hell… What the fuck is wrong with chauvinist-ah!, iloveyoucofibean and nicolo??? Did you pay these fucking losers to kiss your ass? Like duh! Miatay na kaw bantut!

Anonymous said...

to all peeps here..
don't take this seriously..
everyone knows that when you read his posts...it looks like its been written by a social climbing asshole..
let's just bear with him....peace!!


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cofi..keep on writing!!,...rock on sucka..!!

Macambre said...

Tangina pare, wag mo na lang pansinin ang mga papansin at walang magawang orcs na nagpopost dito. Inggit lang ang mga yan. Kasi they think you're hot!

paris philton said...

wow! those bobo comments are all losers.

just keep on postin' bro.

man, i think youR FUCKIN HOT!!!

call me ok.

paris philton said...

wow! those bobo comments are all losers.

just keep on postin' bro.

man, i think youR FUCKIN HOT!!!

call me ok.

tssss... said...

uhh.. dun sa isang anonymous.. cguro tiesto fan ka.. mahilig nmn dn ung ibang tao sa trance or house eh pero it doesn't mean na we like the same or we have the same taste.. i prefer darude.. :p

Anonymous said...

Galeng mo talaga pre. Siguro you're so tuwa to death kapag nababasa mo yung mga angry comments sa blog mo, with kasamang mura hahaha. It means you're coño talk is so fucking effective. Galeng mo talaga kuya!

stop said...

y not leave him alone? he wanted to be this way, e. don't trash him. blog nya to. diba. tama ung anonymous na isa. ung nagpost ng April 08, 2006 12:49 AM.

Anonymous said...

sana hindi na lang taglish...

Sana english na lang, para kunwari, angat ka sa iba....

You filty moth*r Fuck*r bi*tch

AntiJologs said...

hay nakoo! ganyan talaga mga loser orcs. may onti lng money spend na nila on mayaman stuff and gimiks! kaya yan they're making baho our style noh! kagaya time ng uso fake lacoste shit tangina man! i made my original lacoste pamunas na lng sa akin car! buti na lang now may new editions na like the silver edition so u can tell hus the poser and hus not.
Kainis talaga gaya gaya sila now this pati mga party natin they make sali na!

Money can never buy you class an orc is always an orc!

Anonymous said...

what a freak.. you think youre part of the a-list crowd? think again buddy, you can barely speak straight english. youre the epitome of pretentiousness. what youve written was definitely loaded with crap. i was there, it was good, very well celebrated! stop calling the mass, natives! if you were born here, then you are a native yourself. youre just as "local" as any filipino there is in this city.

Anonymous said...

tagal ng update... damn...


neweiz... juz wanted to say na mas gusto ko parin si bryanboy... xe xa c0mplete with pix and all....


nice blog anyways.. ;)

kyubed said...

You silly, your N9500 pales to the nth degree to my glinting, high-tech N9999 cellphone. No one even owns it but me because it's too pricey for anyone to avail of. And you have the temerity to get pissed off when some stupid orc stole your lousy phone? What an abhorrent jologs you are. If the natives belong to the orc clan, then you belong to the zergling's. You're not even from Earth and you do give off such a pungent, repulsive smell.

But I have to admit, you're f*cking funny. I'm gonna hunt you f*cking down.

Anonymous said...

Wow, someone actually said outright that he didn't like Stephen Ku's event. Ayus. Well next time, go to a gig that you know you'll really like. Say, you're own private party perhaps? Had a blast with your entry

Anonymous said...

uyyy, si "kyubed" trying really hard to sound cerebral by using "big" words like "temerity, abhorrent,pungent and repulsive." you use those words but you do not comprehend what Cofi's disclaimer mean? anyways, I guess it's good for Cofi's blog. You give him traffic, he makes money. Way to go, Cofi!

jenny said...

LOL! i love your blog! keep it up!

Anonymous said...

omg. look who's talking? you're one stupid cunt. you can't even speak/type perfect english. go figure. dumb ass. go study some more before you judge people who i think would go further than you would in life. pathetic loser.

you wanna be in the a-list crowd? be smart first. what a weakling.

kibbutz said...

chizzz...ill surely bookmark you mate...keep on posting...and let pips post their comments...

Anonymous said...

If you're really that intelligent you dimwit, then why the bloody hell are you not f*ckin' aware that quotation marks always follow other punctuation marks except for colons and semicolons.

You suck you twit.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha a fun read. fun din yung comments. guys, if i were you, don't mind him. =)

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha you're such a "bobo orc".

You are soo soo cute! *being sarcastic*

Anonymous said...

My God! Are you gay? You are a very trying hard, social climber biatch!

Anonymous said...

Well, if you really aren't one of the "so-baho natives", then why can't you speak straight english? I mean, bakit taglish? Kadiri ang native diba? Gosh. Conyotic na ewan.

Mas kadiri ka. Sarap mo..

Sarap mong hambalusin ng PVC. Or kung di mo 'yun alam, tubo nalang.

bouncer said...

walang kang pinagkaiba sa mga putaching sa malate. ang lansa mo. nakakasuka ka. ulk. conyotic. mag ingles ka para di ka nahahalintulad sa mga putaching na nagkalat. may native ka pang nalalaman. kung ayaw mo sa native na mababaho, umalis ka rito. bat ka naman makakaalis eh wala ka naman pamasahe. pekeng elite. trying hard maging elite.

eew. PUTACHING

kyubed said...

uyyy, si "kyubed" trying really hard to sound cerebral by using "big" words like "temerity, abhorrent,pungent and repulsive." you use those words but you do not comprehend what Cofi's disclaimer mean? anyways, I guess it's good for Cofi's blog. You give him traffic, he makes money. Way to go, Cofi!

You loser nitwit. Those are not big words. They are only BIG words to you because you're a freakin' dolt! And duh, please spare me from your subnormality nga (that's another new vocabulary word for ya). I was just kidding around. You're just so big a dumbass that's why you didn't get my drift. You lame-ass idiot!

Anonymous said...

since you're elite and all that, why not get hosted? and gosh, what's that Google AdSense doing up there?

have you consulted Basic English Skills by McDougal lately? Got to check that, fag. Your grammar's horrible.

you're a shame to the elite circle. Ulk.

Anonymous said...

Haha. This is complete nonesense. But for the sake of my ugh.. "impatience" i may call it.. haha. gonna post some comments. :)

Just this, your words say it all. You are the SOCIAL CLIMBER. You're very funny, dude. Just the way you speak [/type] haha! I don't want to act like I'm just laughing at your stuoid post, I just don't wanna get into the "war" I pity you. you poor little pup. HAHA.

Anonymous said...

Tf! You're a friggin' gay loser. Just shut your holes, dude. Peace be with you and Godbless!

Anonymous said...

Tf! You're a friggin' gay loser. Just shut your holes, dude. Peace be with you and Godbless!

pink star said...

wala kang pinagkaiba sa mga putaching sa malate. hanep. conyo epek para di mapaghalataang putaching. napaka cheap mo. ala kang sense.

ayus-ayusin mo ingles mo para naman medyo angat ka sa mga kapwa mo putaching.

PUTA-CHING ka.

baka di ka pa nakakatikim ng daplis ng dila sa pink star mo dahil sa ka-cheapan mo.

Anonymous said...

am...matagal na kitang sinusubaybayan. kung sa tingin mo e bobo orc din ako...eheh...hayaan na natin sa ganoon...may pedestal kang tinutuntungan. pero okey yan...keep up the good work. madalang ang mga taong kayang sabihin ang gusto nilang sabihin. hanep ka talaga for ateneo person. hanep.

Anonymous said...

hey, why doncha buzz off? ayt? so you're so damn fiLteh rich? who fucking cares ok? ur so conyo and feeling! kapal ng pagmumukha mo na magsabi ka ng ganyn sa mga filipinos!!! walang hiya ka talaga!! shit head!!! if u soo h8 these people, why dont u just back off!! we are human beings with feelings!! okay???

Anonymous said...

hey.. you've got a really cool website!! so funny, yet so true.. keep it up!!

but then one question I have.. y do you speak like that? parang conyo and stuff? lam mo sa totoo lang.. ok sana ung blog mo eh..

then again, kung Dean's Lister ka talaga, indi ba dapat un ang ipagyabang mo pa by at least typing the correct grammar, perhaps?

tignan mo tuloy, all these people are saying nasty stuff about you.. I'm from Woodrose and Assumption, yet, di ako nagsasalita or kasing-yabang mo.. I'm just saying lang naman eh.. advice lang.. panget sa image mo eh.. okies?

Anonymous said...

malaki ng tite ko!!!

Bisaya just like u said...

bi, suportahan taka, alam kong parihas tayung bisayA. kaya ito ang masasabe ko sa nimo, "bayut kata maimbut!!!"


mga bisaya rules, tulad nimo...

we said...

bisaya k man daw dudong..

Anonymous said...

whahahah.... funny

JA ZdA said...

Wow! You seem to be awfully busy dontcha cofi? You passed up Kaskade ba? I couldn't make it to the Coconut Palace, and I was too lazy to go to Bora na. Doi. Everyone's like so fucking mean and I don't get it why they keep reading your blog! Haha It's just plain funny!

Anyway what they don't get is that you seem to like beautiful things right Cofi? Well I guess you're right lambasting the situation of the poor. You know why? BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING PRETTY ABOUT POVERTY. TRY LIVING UNDER A DOLLAR A DAY FOR YOUR FAMILY OF FIVE! DOLTS. It's not just a way to anger people, it's a call to action. If you guys can just stop reading cofi's blog for a few minutes and put those precious minutes into more productive pursuits, like paying your taxes, then you could have helped make poverty history.

It's not anyone's fault if you were born rich or climbed to the top or you're more aware of how good it is to be rich. Everyone wants to be rich and live comfy lives.

Anonymous said...

I don't see it anywhere in your blog that says you're from the Ateneo. I wonder why people say you are from the Ateneo. Just curious. If you are and you're still in school just look me up in the caf benches ok? haha Oh and by the way not the conio benches by the caf, not the Crench ha? Like the simple dudes bench. The ones who really enjoy making lait, or as we put it "telling the harsh reality as it is". See you in first sem!

daniel said...

i posted my comments here (above) before i've read ur other blogs. and after i saw them, i was ashamed of myself. it's not about tiesto at all. this is a small little trap.

this blog lures the big guys by trashing their beloved toys. it makes money from tremendous angry traffic. i can't believe i fell for this scheme, and i think there'd be more victims.

so if u are, don't waste your time on this, ever.
it's amusing, but fun's part of the business scheme. he's technically stealing money from you.

this one comment is a humble sacrifice for you guys to finally get it. i hope this conspiracy stops now. this should not happen, this is low-brow.

Anonymous said...

I prefer Bryanboy.com pa rin! This site is soo full of shit!

Anonymous said...

hehe...ateneo yan...may dati siyang blog. hindi ito. mga 2002 parati siyang nagrereklamo sa dalawang lalaking pinalayawan niya ng kung ano...nababadvibes daw siya dahil pumoporma yung dalawang 'katutubo' sa babaeng sinisinta. para lang sa mga hindi nakakaalam...mahilig sa fortune telling itong si cofi...eheh...parati nga lang nababadvibes...

Anonymous said...

You don't get it guys. Hindi naman totoong conyo itong si cofibean e. Ang hina nyo naman gumets kung maniniwala kayong may taong ganyan magsalita sa totoong buhay. He's just a person who has a rather excellent command of the conyotic language. He uses that to blog in a caustic or satirical manner and perhaps to annoy you all orcish-minded dungs.

Anonymous said...

Epal yung nasa itaas oh! Dude alam na namin yun. Masyado mong sineseryoso itong blog na ito. Obvious naman na satire lang ito. Tanga!

Anonymous said...

I love you cofibean pare! Marry me!

Anonymous said...

Bakit napakamean mo cofibean? Ano na ba kasi talaga ang fez mo at ano real name mo? Bakit hanggang ngayon ay wala ka pa ring self photos na pinopost?

Anonymous said...

Ang galing mo pow! Idol na kita mula ngayon!

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Will surely add you on my links pare! Keep this funny blog up and running.

Anonymous said...

ey dude, you're gay and tiesto is cool, aryt? ahaha, and you suck

The Deranged Pedestrian said...

you're from ateneo? oh... now that explains everything. I love the idea behind the blog, i share it, but hate how you wrote it. You made it sound so baduy with your 9500. "batak" and "bitbit-tulak"? oh my... tsk tsk... you only know and use such terms if you're one of the orcs and katutubos. another poser right here. NEXT BLOG PLEASE!

undefeatedloser said...

ive been reading your blog for the past couple of weeks, and I'm awed with how stupid and funny you could be with your inanely pathetic but hilarious blog entries, how can you effing say that Tiesto was goddamn boring? Do you even know Tiesto before his outbreak and big buzz here in Manila, or are you just some party-goer invited to go to this big party and you cant appreciate the true essence of deep house, trance and techno music? If you are truly thee party animal you depict with your banal post/s you would've reacted differently hon. Although I'll give you props with the pictures and there were queer unwanted visitors at the party. They were located in the middle. I'm also VIP myself, and the crowd was the same crowd, familiar faces. You should at least know what kind of party you're getting into. This aint some homo-club party, or stripper party, or even the Spice Girls resurrection party hon. Dont criticize the music 'coz it's pretty obvious you're hung up with some stupid-giddy girl band. Toodles. :) I still find you hilarious.

Chauvinist-ah! said...

ooh...

some La Sallian made it here.

ANIMO LA SALLE, pare.

to ENIGMA PRINCE. :-)

Anonymous said...

VIP MO MUKHA MO TANGINA MO! NAKIHINGI KA LANG NG PASSES SA CLIENT MO TAPOS SASABIHIN MO MAYAMAN KA! MAPAGPANGGAP KA GAGONG BWAKANANGINANG BAKLA KA! KUNG NATETAKE MO MAKITA ANG MGA KOMENTO NG TAO DAHIL SA ATTITUDE MO, NAGTATAKA AKO KUNG BAKIT HINDI KA PA NAGPAKAMATAY DAHIL SA HIYA DAHIL HALATA NAMAN NA UMIINOM NG PILLS ANG INANG MO NUNG IPINAGBUBUNTIS KA NIYA KASO TALAGANG MATAPANG ANG KAMANDAG NG APOG MO KAYA NABUO KA PANG HAYUP KA. SA PARAAN NG PAGSUSULAT MO KAHIT WALA KA PANG PICTURE ALAM KO NA MUKHA KANG MONGOLOID NA AUTISTIC.

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF.FAG KA NA NGA POSEEEEEEEEEEER KA PA!

Simon Cowell said...

This is the most horrendous blog i have ever seen in my entire life... You're so pathetic... This blog wouldn't typically sell to the real world... You are like the William Hung of bloggers...

Anonymous said...

All of you guys pissed are just hurt because you're within the sub-group that are being shot at eh?

Besides all you fuckers typing in all caps are part of the orcs/hampaslupas and the shit of Philippine society, I'm even surprised you have access to the internet oh but you probably wasted P15 that you begged off while walking along edsa in a LAN cafe so yeah.

But the message is clear here to the Filipinos that are being discriminated against. Stop being stupid you assholes

apoljuice said...

I didn't know people were supposed to take this seriously.

I guess they did.

They're supposed to be thankful coz they got reason to do during their boring lives..

Mine included... LOL...

Anonymous said...

tang ina feeling m kng sino ka...sa bagay trip m cguro ung crazy frog no? gago k kc eh.
pa-conyo p salita mo! kung ayaw m sa pinas, umalis ka ayaw rin ng pinas sayo! bantot m! pls lang wag m n gamitin ung "pare" use "dude" dayuhan k nmn eh dba? at wag k n lng cgro magsalita. naasar ako sa pag-gamit m ng taglish eh. gago ka.

Anonymous said...

musta Ka nman??? dyos ko day! sana nag english kna lang ng diretso nohh!! nka2iritang basahin..hlatang trying hard ka..isa kang pamhinta noh.. ang ganda sana ng kwento ang bobo mo lang mgenglish eh..susss patawa nman to..adik..

Shadowsoul said...

apoljuice said...

I didn't know people were supposed to take this seriously.

I guess they did.

They're supposed to be thankful coz they got reason to do during their boring lives..

Mine included... LOL...


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Damn Right!!! Gawd, the grammar is more insulting than the insults themselves, *Bookmarks the blog*

Anonymous said...

diputa. fuck y'all !

mousaka. said...

... u proved that u are the most low IQ i've ever encountered.

Anonymous said...

putang ina ka!!! kung ayaw mo dito sa pinas, lumayas kana! gago! sarp mo sapakin!

Tang ina mo! kung nkita kita papagulpi kita...

at sisiguraduhin ko na ni abo di matitira sayo!!!!

burn in hell you hellish son of a bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

you shouldnt rag on tiesto because it just shows your ignorance of the genre and the music. yes the place was a bit uncofmortable because of the heat, but if you consider what you have to pay to see tiesto in Europe, and how close you can actually get to the front in the Phil. venue, this concert was a good deal

Anonymous said...

hehehe..kewl lang peeps... its just a fictitious blog by a conjured writer who dreams that 'he/she' (kasi di tiyak ang kasarian) is that rich... hehehe.. let 'he/she' dream on...

Anonymous said...

wahahaha! jologs, next time manood ka nlng ng concert ni april boy! this yr u hav d chance to see tiesto again.. mark your calendars, april 08..

bakla ang tatay ang nagsulat ng blog na to.. sana maging unggoy ang mga anak mo at walang kwentang taong tulad mo na walang ginawa kung hindi magfeeling at magblog sa internet

adsense said...

Wow... you're making a fortune here... gotta love adsense!

Anonymous said...

haha! fanee uber! kaming mga hinampas sa lupa, uu naka gate crush kamI sa CHISTO consert! bwahahaha! kami yung mga ma aantot na katabi nyo na ina amoy mga chikas nyo na am pupute at mga bagong hugas ata galeng sa bahay nila sa porbes or miybi sa corinchans.putana! hayup sa oki and talaga si CHISTO! bwakana bits! ang husay tlaga. nalasing ako sa mga beer na tira tira nyo, paking shet!husay tlga repapips! ikaw nman mother blogger ka, abangan ka namin se nex conchert! maliligo na kami ng buong barangay namin at mga ka kosa ko sa nex CHISTO or HID KINDE conchert para d masyado jahi pag dinikitan namin mga chekx nyo, ang babango tlga ng mga bits nyo. shet. remeber my name:

PARTI! CRUSHER Mr. Ambet Logmoy Maga!

Anonymous said...

can you please talk in straight English i think your one those so called "natives" and please stop all your whining bout the event, you don't know how to appreciate remarkable sounds from whatever you listen to maybe something like none of us have ever heard of,

JOE BLACK said...

KILALA NA KITA!!! HAHAHAHA WATCH OUT

JOE BLACK said...

GOTCHA!!! JUST KIDDIN!! HAHA

I THINK YOUR VERY FUNNY

Anonymous said...

TANGINA NYO! PARE PAREHO KAYONG MGA BAKLA GAGO! ISAMA NIO NA KO DUN KASI NAG POST AKO DITO! MGA PARE MAGBAKLAAN NA TAYO! TUWAD. HAHAHA