Monday, February 27, 2006

Solace



The bora was not so good pare. The supposedly pahinga turned into something tragic talaga. My aura is really low right now. Shit naman kasi some of my barkadas. Tama ba naman kasi to bring their partners with them. It's obvious naman na they are just making painggit lang. Yeah pare. I know, I'm still single. Pero do they really have to show pa right in my face na I'm like single pa? Kadire talaga the orgy they did at the Maharlika room of Pearl of the Pacific. If only I knew na gagawin lang nila motel the room I rented di sana I took the single deluxe room na lang. Up to now, I can't forget the kadiri scenario talaga of the place... specially the abnormally large dark nipples of G-----'s gf. Tang-ina pare. Weird talaga those nipples. Almost occupying 99.9 percent of her tits which is flat na tapos fake pa! As in prunes talaga pare... major! Still giving me nightmares up to now. Damn!

Pero in fairness pare, they made me realize one thing.. Kalungkot pala when you have no partner at such romantic places. Kaya naman I spent na lang the rest of my 3-day stint at Bora creating a poem for someone I missed sooo fucking much.

Solace

Within your arms, I tried to seek,
Comfort in sorrow, misfortune and distress.
For heaven calm you were...
When everywhere I turned, chaos is at its best.
Threatening silence by its troubled ways.

Engulfed by quietude in my moment of sadness.
Awed by the way you made me felt.
The warmth of your breath right by my ears,
The sweet caresses you made to my hair,
Even at my flaws, you dare not speak...
Silence that echoed the acceptance that you made.

In your anamnesis,
I asked the stars, "Why?"
I questioned a lot...
The heavens opened wide
and replied, "Why not?"


Kaiba talaga when you do something straight from your puso no? The emotion is really damang-dama. I'm not rushing naman pare, pero I think it's about time for me to look for a partner na. Can't bear na kasi sometimes the lungkot na aking dama.

*Sigh!*

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice one, pare. good luck on your girl search. beware of ones with prune nips.

Anonymous said...

i totally feel you. it's really hard and it hurts like hell. good luck to the both of us. -JHOROSS

gelins said...

ewww.. u saw those kinds of tits?? fuck mehhn those vision are the ones that scars you for LIFE pare! hehe.. naman.. if we were friends at nandun ako.. tayo nlng tumambay together para astig. mantrip ka nlng dude. keep 0n posting!!!

i ♥ yer bl0g.

s u p e r j a m i e said...

at least you didnt get so much orcs to ruin your day right? ha ha

s u p e r j a m i e said...

well at least you didnt have orcs ruining your day, right? ha ha

Anonymous said...

ah your gay..go find a man....

Anonymous said...

para masaya ka..stop pretending you like girls...go suck dick...all fags are desperate anways...like you....theyll(youll) fuck a tree if they have too...so youll have an easier time


bet you dont post this....dick suck fag ka!!!

Anonymous said...

LOSER!!!, GET LOST... MAKE BATE KA NA LANG PARE HINDI KA INGGIT!!!

Anonymous said...

Awws! That was soo fucking sweet of you cofibean! This is the first time I saw that side of you. Don't mind the loser orcs writing nonsensical things about you. Mga bakla kasi kaya ganyan. Umaasa ng isang gabi mo. Hahahha!

Goodluck on your search dude! Keep writing!

Casey said...

Nice poem =) I feel sorry for you that you didn't had a grand time at Bora =c

Anonymous said...

ur sooo funny!

Maye said...

si naida? ayaw mo? lol hahaha

byutiful said...

cofi... www.byutiful.com <<< gawa ka nah ren domain moh :) take care ka lagi! sweet ka pala...

Anonymous said...

Ganda ng original poem mo!!
parang hindi gawa ni Silvia Hartmann na makikita sa http://silviahartmann.com/poem-solace.php

Anonymous said...

nice original poem!! demanda nga natin yung nasa http://silviahartmann.com/poem-solace.php
ginaya ka eh!

Anonymous said...

Grabe pare. That was really damang-dama. I heart you.

Anonymous said...

Ano ba yan! Another controversy of this blog?

Sino ang nang gaya kanino?

Kindly research on this guys! ;)

jeniperr said...

aba! dramatic. uy kadiri the nipples ah. haha

Anonymous said...

EEEKKK some ORCS OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ???

CAN YOU PLEASE GO BEYOND THE TITLE AND SEE THAT THE VERSES ARE DIFFERENT???

duh.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are so nasty! forgive the niples na kase! hehehehe. tang ina ka talaga cofibean, nahahawa ko sa dialect mo! i must put you out of my system!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are so nasty! forgive the niples na kase! hehehehe. tang ina ka talaga cofibean, nahahawa ko sa dialect mo! i must put you out of my system!

Anonymous said...

PRUNE UTONG! HAHAHA! KAWAWA KA NAMAN! So tragic! scared for life! I feel you pare, Nakaka sira aura talaga pangit people! U see them lang very bad vibes ka na. They should be sent in a remote island parang mga people with leprosy. orc lover siguro si george kaya ganyan ahaha! na suck out na yun life ng nipples ng gf nya sa call center!
BTW, nice poem pare, ur very creative talaga keep it up man!

Anonymous said...

naman, cofi. akala ko ba rich ka na super-pogi ka pa and then ala kang girlfriend? paano pa naming paniniwalaan na rich and pogi ka nyan? if that were true, dapat kandarapa ang mga girls sa iyo. at saka sa susunod, wag masyadong halata if you plagiarize something naman. pinalitan mo lang ang mga words ni silvia, eh. nde ka pa nagpalit nang title...ikaw naman, oh. but i salute you, tho. magaling-galing naman pala ang vocabulary mo. iyon eh kung ikaw nga ang nagiisip nang mga words that you substituted for silvia's. keep on blogging, you provide me with a lot of amusement. :-)

Anonymous said...

go for Mang Tonyo!!!! he is the dude for you... pag nasa trapik kayo.. pwede mo pa syang chupain hahhahahahhaha

Anonymous said...

Iba ka talaga cofibean! Some Orcs are really trying hard to put you down. Just like the one above. But all of their efforts are futile. I've seen Silvia's poem and yours. I think yours is better. Wag mo na lang pansinin ang mga orcs na yan. Walang alam sa English yan kaya ganyan. Continue on your creative blog pare. I dig your poetry.

Anonymous said...

Pinaglalaruan lang kayo ni Cofibean. Obvious naman na satyre (o sattire) ito. Tama ba ispelling?

Kilala ko si Cofibean. Isa yang baklang taga-callcenter na walang magawa. Isusumbong ko yan sa supervisor namin one of these days.

Kaya humanda ka na Jerome!

Anonymous said...

Same idea but different verses. Very clever. Very clever indeed!

Anonymous said...

GUYS! THIS COFIBEAN DUDE MUST BE A BIG FUCKING HOAXE! JUST FROM THE WAY HE WROTE EVERYTHING ON HIS BLOG, HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A COMPLETE SENTENCE WITHOUT MAKING A MISTAKE IN HIS SUBJECT VERB AGREEMENT. I BET COFIBEAN IS A GRAD OFAMA, STI OR MAKATI COLLEGE. I FIGURED OUT THAT ALL OF THIS ARE JUST MADE BELIEVE! GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. COFIBEAN! NOBODY IS BELIEVING YOU! SO DO I!

NOTE. I AM A GRADUATE OF A PRESTIGEOUS SCHOOL AND EARNING MAYBE TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU ARE EARNING. SO FUCK OFF! WE CALLCENTER PEEPS ARE THE VERY PERSON BEHIND OUR BOOMING ECONOMY.

ade said...

your... vivid descriptions of nipples and prune breasts have scarred my psyche forever.

Anonymous said...

whoever wrote this is a stupid motherfucking asshole!!! you should get a refund from your "PRESTIGEOUS SCHOOL" because you cannot fucking spell! ala ka bang spell checker?" you also cannot construct a sentence with proper grammar and your spelling of words make me shudder! mepagka-snob ka pa eh litaw na litaw naman ang pagka-bobo mo! it doesn't matter where you went to get an education as long as you learned something when you attended school. it is apparent that you did not! BWISIT!!! kayong mga nagmamarunong diyan, puwede ba, leave cofi's blog site alone? bwini-bwisit ninyo ang aura naming lahat!!!

Anonymous said...
GUYS! THIS COFIBEAN DUDE MUST BE A BIG FUCKING HOAXE! JUST FROM THE WAY HE WROTE EVERYTHING ON HIS BLOG, HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A COMPLETE SENTENCE WITHOUT MAKING A MISTAKE IN HIS SUBJECT VERB AGREEMENT. I BET COFIBEAN IS A GRAD OF AMA, STI OR MAKATI COLLEGE. I FIGURED OUT THAT ALL OF THIS ARE JUST MADE BELIEVE! GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. COFIBEAN! NOBODY IS BELIEVING YOU! SO DO I!

NOTE. I AM A GRADUATE OF A PRESTIGEOUS SCHOOL AND EARNING MAYBE TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU ARE EARNING. SO FUCK OFF! WE CALLCENTER PEEPS ARE THE VERY PERSON BEHIND OUR BOOMING ECONOMY.

Anonymous said...

=> WE CALLCENTER PEEPS ARE THE VERY PERSON BEHIND OUR BOOMING ECONOMY<=........who ever wrote that cant read, cant analyze, cant anything and to think that the lille bit call centers are doing to bring in foregn investments...is flawed...like his brain--it may be helping but it is not behind an economy that IS NOT booming!!!...fucking shit moron...just swear..maybe thats what your good at....cause you dont read the papers or know how to guage shit....

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Anonymous said...

wow...George Bernard Shaw got his inspiration from your poem....Galing!
http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/3143

Anonymous said...

Grabe talaga stubborness ng mga orcs. Lahat na lang ng poem pinilit ikumpara kay Cofibean. Una si Silvia Hartmann tapos ngayon si George Bernard Shaw.

HEY YOU ORCS! PLEASE STOP FROM VISITING THIS SITE. YOU ARE ALL MESSING WITH COFIBEAN'S AURA. THE POEM IS OBVIOUSLY COFIBEAN'S ORIGINAL. ANG BOBOBO NYO TALAGA!

Bernang Maganda said...

Tang-inang yan! Pati ba naman "Why not" meron ng patent ngayon?

Mr. Cofi, please change the last portion of your poem. May nagcocomment na namang orc. Berna daw sila sa huling portion. Parang ginaya sa poem ni George Bernard.

Hay naku! Ako nga din, ipapatent ko na ang salitang "Tarush!" para naman ako lang makakagamit nun!

Berna kayong lahat! Very orc-like attitude! Duh!

Chauvinist-ah! said...

wow. nice. lit na lit 'to a. may poem na, may laughtrip pa. prunes...

enjoy pa rin ang blog...

astig!

ayus lang iyan. basta nag-bora ka.

haha. kamusta 'yung mga tiny wormies doon? herher... :-)

cofibean. :-)

para sa mga mal-edukadong dudes here, good luck. i hope you all get a job that pays. bwahaha.

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Anonymous said...

i am an orc and i chopped my genitals with an orcish axe

Anonymous said...

am a female orc and let's make half orc babies... so that we can change the world as we speak... lets make kantot kantot on the sahig and make like gulong gulong on the floor... but i admire your very strong opinions!

rhea sufficencia said...

well its not your fault you were lonely at boracay di ba...I mean its not your fault that the girls see you for the loser you are and that you actually act more girl than they do...

and sorry for messing up your girly aura...I understand that you DO have to project your aura of gayness so that your rich sugar daddies will give you some candy...

and you should have watched brokeback mountain...the lifestyle and lovestory seems more like your type....

ciao cofi-fag

sabi ko nga said...

nice poem cofi, keep it up! =) btw, ni-link po kita sa blog ko. avid readers mo kmi ng sis ko eh =P

*to my sis byutiful: hi sis! bkt sa blog ko wla kang comment? =P*

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, that was atrocious. My brain got dumber by reading this shit. Give me my 3 minutes of life back. Next time, try to consult your english professor.

Grammar is your friend.

cherry_daiquiri said...

how do you do it? tell me, how do you raise hell and still be loved by millions for it? i just love the satirical way you write your blog, and the ironies in it... damn! your wordplay's gewd!

Anonymous said...

cool..so funny the entries naman especially the pa cono effect.

Anonymous said...

first tym ko lang ma check blog mo and i was like ... nakakaaliw .. i don't have any idea if ur a gay or what but still.. naaliw ako sa blog mo .. so nakakatuwa.. dat pa cono effect ... lol ..

anyway ur blog is really nice ..

Anonymous said...

bakla ba you?..curious lang...so feminine naman kase the way you talk/write.

la lang...

Anonymous said...

bakla ba you?..curious lang...so feminine naman kase the way you talk/write.

la lang...

Anonymous said...

omg were you making boso?? i mean, why would those guys let a bakla watch them do dba???

meeegs said...

nothin much to say except that i AM waiting for the next post... ΓΌ

it's meeh said...

this is a helluva cool site!

keep on postin and spreadin the coolness around..

you rock.

kris said...

Nice one, cofibean.

kris said...

nice picture of the beach as well

jher said...

so kakatuwa naman this. and so dami bobo comments also. laughter moments. i dig you dude.

Anonymous said...

siguro panget ka kaya single ka pa rin no? =D

Anonymous said...

Quote:
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NOTE. I AM A GRADUATE OF A PRESTIGEOUS SCHOOL AND EARNING MAYBE TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU ARE EARNING. SO FUCK OFF! WE CALLCENTER PEEPS ARE THE VERY PERSON BEHIND OUR BOOMING ECONOMY.
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Fucker! Haha!

Anonymous said...

love you love you cofibean! keep on posting!

Anonymous said...

your all so fucking stupid -- My name is booie manalang..im a fag at sykes call center in Burgundy Corporate Tower. im ugly and thin and Im a manger, i like to use my position to pick on unsuspecting female agents, but i still cant get anywhere..maybe cause i got no personality and im butt ugly..what ya think folks?..but I think im suave....ah well...im gonna keep sucking cock to while away the time..peace..vist me im at.........buendia, cr pasong tamo BCT tower 34th floor, I drive a Galant, ITS MY PAPAS CAR.

Anonymous said...

Parehas tayo, lalo na nung valentine's day... that's the worst day I had this year... kainis talaga, having no one at your side... tsk tsk!

Anonymous said...

tol kung mayaman ka, bat ka pa maglalagay ng google adsense sa blog mo? bwahahahaha.....

J ZdA said...

Dude pare. I feel for you man. Sobrang hassle nga chief that way, you're like the fucking man without someone to fuck diba? That sorta sucks bigtime man.

Anyway pare I was wondering why pa go to Bora? That place is so September 10 pare. You should have gone clubbing na lang or rented out your own private beach pare. Unless yun nga you wanted to go to the night life pare. But still dami the indios there that rub against our balat chong. They're fucking breathing our air pare! AND THAT'S SO MAKING ME PIKON kasi they'll make hawa me their sakits. Eww.

Plus pare I don't want you making them tawag like orcs or something. That's soo demeaning pare. Just make them tawag indio na lang. Plus orcs kasi is a jolog term I heard from some jolog in school. And that sorta turned me off with using that salita.

Chong Chill ka lang if there're indio haters. They don't dig our cultura e.

That's why they call us conio or pussy in spanish pare.

Kasi they want us but they'll never get us.

Anonymous said...

Jzda,

Dude, ur the biggest conio idiot. U fell for Cofibean' ranting about how he hates Orcs and how he's supposed to be full blood Conio. CB is the biggest Orc there is, how else can u not consider the fact that everytime he looks in the mirror.. he sees an Orc. He hates himself and other like him hahahha - bobo!

Anonymous said...

@the guy who commented on jzda

hahahaha... kala mo serioso sya??? sinu kaya ang bobo??? omg... AHAHAHA... like duh... hahahaha... tama talaga si cofibean... ang daming orcs dito...

Anonymous said...

fotah! Anu ba namang lingwahe yan! Paka totoo nga kayo!! Ang bano naman ng paraan nyo magsalita... alanganing bading.. alanganing timang na naipit sa elevator. Kung mag tagalog ka nalang kaya o mag english.. pili ka ng isa, mas madaling intindihin. kesa halo halong hilaw! Ganun pa man, naaliw ako sa sinulat mo. Sa laman (idea behind) ,hindi sa paraan. ;)

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, this is one of the funniest fake blogs ever. Mad Propz to you cofibean

Anonymous said...

"like you're so bobo, i'll make tusok tusok your short titi."

duh. fucking conio. get a life. that's why you don't get dates because you're ugly and dumb.

Anonymous said...

Ei, whoever SHIT YOU ARE! Ask yourself first! U ARE SO MEAN! WELL, ENJOY YOUR LIFE HERE ON EARTH THEN GO TO HELL!


Kala mo I dont know you ha? Pa-conyo ka pa?! The hell, making fictional characters?!

DONT BE SO MEAN PARE!

Pierrot Bonnaz Bolneze said...

i have a question for the one who said this..

if you were a graduate from a prestigious school as you have said, why DO you work on a call center?.

if you WERE a graduate from a prestigious school, you SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING on big businesses, not just a call center.

use your brain perhaps, wakekeke.

anonymous said...

GUYS! THIS COFIBEAN DUDE MUST BE A BIG FUCKING HOAXE! JUST FROM THE WAY HE WROTE EVERYTHING ON HIS BLOG, HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A COMPLETE SENTENCE WITHOUT MAKING A MISTAKE IN HIS SUBJECT VERB AGREEMENT. I BET COFIBEAN IS A GRAD OFAMA, STI OR MAKATI COLLEGE. I FIGURED OUT THAT ALL OF THIS ARE JUST MADE BELIEVE! GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. COFIBEAN! NOBODY IS BELIEVING YOU! SO DO I!

NOTE. I AM A GRADUATE OF A PRESTIGEOUS SCHOOL AND EARNING MAYBE TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU ARE EARNING. SO FUCK OFF! WE CALLCENTER PEEPS ARE THE VERY PERSON BEHIND OUR BOOMING ECONOMY.

February 28, 2006 9:51 PM

AJ said...

hahaha! you are sooo funny, cofibean ;) very amusing! i'm so glad i found your blogsite.

Anonymous said...

omg dude, i feel sorry for you, that must have been a freaking nightmare! i'm surprised you endured in that kind of situation! ahaha, cool it dude ;) have fun.

Good luck with your girl search pare.

http://itzaly.cjb.net

Anonymous said...

now now peeps, ahaha let's not hate cofibean, he's one guy who could make the earth so interesting!

Im not saying i hate you peeps, im not taking his side either, it is his blog, ahaha, we have the right to comment i guess, but no right to judge him. ;) its his blog he's got the right to post anything he wants.

http://itzaly.cjb.net

Anonymous said...

dear cofi,
wow. i ignored the narrative on this one, and just read the poem.
galing! kaya mo naman pala magsulat ng may sense. at makata pa at that. sana ganun nalang yung mga sinusulat mo. but then again, that's (the controversial mean commentaries) is what we go here for, right?
hmm.
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