Pare! Sorry for not updating that often. Kasi naman I was really uber busy kaya. So many things to attend to and sunod-sunod pa all the meetings with clients. Kapagod na nga my schedule eh. How I wished na they would legalize na human cloning para I'll just clone myself and have my other self do all the work for me. That would be really nice siguro pare no? Just imagine, if only those great Scientists realized na the perfect specimen for human cloning is here in the Philippines, all the press siguro will make kagulo at our house. Damn pare! Imagine CNNMatthews, BBC World, ANSA Italia, Reuters, etc will all make habol of me just for an exclusive interview. Well, sorry na lang to them pare no? That was so fucking lame kaya. And besides, they'll just mess with my aura lang naman pare diba? I'm made na kaya.
So yun na nga diba? I was like hilo na thinking on what to do next tapos my katutubo secretary pa was like all bobo pa! My god pare, she's so tanga talaga. I mean, I gave her na nga a PDA phone to take care of my sked tapos just yesterday lang when she told me na she's not fond of the PDA phone daw kasi it's so hightech daw. She's more comfortable daw using an organizer in taking down notes. The hell pare! The technology is libre na kaya. And besides, what will some of my clients say if they see my native alalay just writing on a cheap organizer?! The hell talaga no! Image is everything pare. Baka they'll think pa na I'm poor na kasi I'm not able to afford a gadget for my personal secretary. Damn! Natives talaga are so primitive sometimes!
Kanina nga pala I turned down an offer from Claude and Andrew to watch a movie. Brokeback Mountain daw. The hell pare! That flick was so fucking gay kaya. And I'm not in any way near to becoming one! Kadiri kasi their lifestyles eh. Not to mention I don't like them at all! Its simple lang naman pare diba? Most of the slaves working at a callcenter are, if not lesbos, gays. So that means, the call center industry is being run by majority of the gay culture. And if its gay culture we are talking about, expect pare, we are talking about immorality and kabastusan... as in major! They are loud, panget and not to mention, all so baho. Tama ba naman kasi to make the pwet as a sex organ? There's nothing on it kaya but shit. Just like them -- looking and smelling like one. Hay! I rest na nga my case pare. Baka kasi some loser gay orcs na naman will flood my email and comment box just like before kasi they are like sapul to what I'm saying right now. The hell naman kasi to all you loser gar orcs. Please make dutdot na lang the pwet of your partner and leave my private thoughts alone. Wala naman kayo say here.
Bukas nga pala is my flight to Bora with some friends. Just wanna catch some tan lang for my putla na skin. Haven't got the chance to make pasikat kasi sa araw for the past few months because of my busy sked. I think it's time naman for me to unwind.
Siguro tama na muna that for now. Will post na lang my trip to bora next time.