Friday, February 17, 2006

Alter Cofi

Pare! Sorry for not updating that often. Kasi naman I was really uber busy kaya. So many things to attend to and sunod-sunod pa all the meetings with clients. Kapagod na nga my schedule eh. How I wished na they would legalize na human cloning para I'll just clone myself and have my other self do all the work for me. That would be really nice siguro pare no? Just imagine, if only those great Scientists realized na the perfect specimen for human cloning is here in the Philippines, all the press siguro will make kagulo at our house. Damn pare! Imagine CNNMatthews, BBC World, ANSA Italia, Reuters, etc will all make habol of me just for an exclusive interview. Well, sorry na lang to them pare no? That was so fucking lame kaya. And besides, they'll just mess with my aura lang naman pare diba? I'm made na kaya.

So yun na nga diba? I was like hilo na thinking on what to do next tapos my katutubo secretary pa was like all bobo pa! My god pare, she's so tanga talaga. I mean, I gave her na nga a PDA phone to take care of my sked tapos just yesterday lang when she told me na she's not fond of the PDA phone daw kasi it's so hightech daw. She's more comfortable daw using an organizer in taking down notes. The hell pare! The technology is libre na kaya. And besides, what will some of my clients say if they see my native alalay just writing on a cheap organizer?! The hell talaga no! Image is everything pare. Baka they'll think pa na I'm poor na kasi I'm not able to afford a gadget for my personal secretary. Damn! Natives talaga are so primitive sometimes!

Kanina nga pala I turned down an offer from Claude and Andrew to watch a movie. Brokeback Mountain daw. The hell pare! That flick was so fucking gay kaya. And I'm not in any way near to becoming one! Kadiri kasi their lifestyles eh. Not to mention I don't like them at all! Its simple lang naman pare diba? Most of the slaves working at a callcenter are, if not lesbos, gays. So that means, the call center industry is being run by majority of the gay culture. And if its gay culture we are talking about, expect pare, we are talking about immorality and kabastusan... as in major! They are loud, panget and not to mention, all so baho. Tama ba naman kasi to make the pwet as a sex organ? There's nothing on it kaya but shit. Just like them -- looking and smelling like one. Hay! I rest na nga my case pare. Baka kasi some loser gay orcs na naman will flood my email and comment box just like before kasi they are like sapul to what I'm saying right now. The hell naman kasi to all you loser gar orcs. Please make dutdot na lang the pwet of your partner and leave my private thoughts alone. Wala naman kayo say here.


Bukas nga pala is my flight to Bora with some friends. Just wanna catch some tan lang for my putla na skin. Haven't got the chance to make pasikat kasi sa araw for the past few months because of my busy sked. I think it's time naman for me to unwind.

Siguro tama na muna that for now. Will post na lang my trip to bora next time.

54 comments:

peachy said...

di ba u are so uber yaman, wer d heck is the laptop? there are lots of wireless internet there kaya... so y not bring a laptop ang update us... c'mon unless u are so poor.....

Anonymous said...

huh?! wala pang comments? hehehe!!! una 'ko! yey!!! la lang, hi everyone! :D

Anonymous said...

idol, picture mo sa bora ha.. sana hindi mag crash plane nyo!

waahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Anita Kulasisi said...

Ano ba yan. Tama bang may maghanap pa ng laptop? Ahihi. Sakin pwede na yung O2 xds IIs. Masaya na ako doon.

Welcome back cofibean! Miss you.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cofibean, bakit dati pa ako post ng post ay hindi lumalabas ang mga comments ko? Sana ito po ay hindi nyo na idelete:

PUKING-INA KANG HAYUP NA BADING NA BAKALANG ANIMAL KA! SANA BUMAGSAK ANG EROPLANO MONG BOBO KA! WALA NAMAN SAYO GINAGAWA ANG MGA CALLCENTER HINDOT KA, MASYADO KA KUNG MANGLAIT. KALA MO ANG GWAPO MO AT PERPEKTO KANG BAKLA KA. IKAW ANG BAKLA! TANGA!

MAG-ARAL KA NA LANG ULI SA HISCHOOL KASI OBVIUOS NA HINDI KA MARUNONG MAGENGLISH. PWE! NAKAKDIRI KA!

Anonymous said...

Sobra naman ang galit ng nasa itaas. Mukhang sobrang apektado sa sinabi ni cofibin na bading lahat ng nasa call center. Well, sabi nga nila, truth hurts diba? Nyahahaha!

benj said...

This entry is indeed funny man! REALLY FUNNY! LOLS!

"They are loud, panget and not to mention, all so baho. Tama ba naman kasi to make the pwet as a sex organ? There's nothing on it kaya but shit. Just like them -- looking and smelling like one. "

"Please make dutdot na lang the pwet of your partner and leave my private thoughts alone. Wala naman kayo say here."
HAHAHAHA ...

Casey said...

It seems that Cofibean is slowly showing what he really looks like na...take a look at the AVATAR....sinisimulan na yata ipakita ang mukha nya to the people..but then, the suspense is killing us! Show us your REAL PICTURE! What the hell are you afraid of ba?!

Anonymous said...

he's not even the guy in the pic kaya! isang asian celeb un, i even saw that pic on friendster. he's just dreaming on.... but anyways, i have nothing against his posts, they're funny. peeps just take it so seriously.

Anonymous said...

that's not him on the avatar.... that's a photo of edison chen...

i know cause i have a copy. :P

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gelins said...

haaaayy.. atlast.. an update. haha.. galit na galit yung isa jan.. the hell.. ayos lng yan.. u sh0uldnt have sed that.. obvious na obvious tuloy na bakla ka.. all caps pa comment mo.. heheh..

Anonymous said...

Ang layo naman ng itsura ni Edison Chen sa baklang si cofibean. Mas mahaba baba ni cofibean compared to Edison. Tsaka mas lovable si Edison no! Please lang! And besides, mabait pa asawa ko!

Anonymous said...

you keep posting this shit in other unread areas on your blog ya gay bitch!!!...post this fuck face

fucked my gf's ass --multiple times, made her bleed, felt so good...tight tight tight, after i made her pussy so loose by fucking her 10x everyday for 2 years...but knowing you..like you just described yourself..panget baho, noisy, your so gay....you probably hershey highway your bf all the time huh.. cofibean bitch..ya fucking buttpirate...bet ya dont post this...ya damned bakla

Chauvinist-ah! said...

:-) 'yun yun e!

Go cofi!

Anonymous said...

i'm your long lost sister!

mystic rouge said...

comment #14

ayos. pinilit lang ako ng friend ko nabasahin ang post mo.

hmm.. di ko alam kung matutuwa ako o maasar.. siguro matutuwa nalang ako. monday eh.

Anonymous said...

comment #14(or 15, i'm not sure)

pinilit lang ako ng friend ko na basahin ka.

hmm.. di ko alam kung matutuwa ako o maiinis eh.. siguro matutuwa nalang ako. monday kasi eh.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
he's not even the guy in the pic kaya! isang asian celeb un, i even saw that pic on friendster. he's just dreaming on.... but anyways, i have nothing against his posts, they're funny. peeps just take it so seriously."


THE PIC IS ONE OF THOSE YAHOO'S LAUNCHED ANIMATED AVATARS. QUITE FAR FROM WHAT YOU CLAIM AS AN ASIAN CELEBRITY, REALLY. UNLESS OF COURSE IT'S MEANT TO BE A CARICATURE OF THE NAMED CELEBRITY (WHICH I IMMENSELY DOUBT).

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...so freakin funny pare! lol!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cofibin,

Bakit wala pa rin mga postings ko? :(

byutiful said...

been here ulet :)

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahhahahahaha, dahil kay coffeebean, i started looking down on callcenter workers, sama talaga!

Anonymous said...

awesome site. too bad some people can't read between the satire....

Alessandra said...

This is REAL --> bryanboy.com
Complete with pictures and shit. The REAL nouveau-riche! Baboosh!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
he's not even the guy in the pic kaya! isang asian celeb un, i even saw that pic on friendster. he's just dreaming on.... but anyways, i have nothing against his posts, they're funny. peeps just take it so seriously."


THE PIC IS ONE OF THOSE YAHOO'S LAUNCHED ANIMATED AVATARS. QUITE FAR FROM WHAT YOU CLAIM AS AN ASIAN CELEBRITY, REALLY. UNLESS OF COURSE IT'S MEANT TO BE A CARICATURE OF THE NAMED CELEBRITY (WHICH I IMMENSELY DOUBT)."

BOBO hndi yung nsa avatar!!! tanga tanga mo tlga!!! puke ng ina ang bobo mo!! ung pinag uusapan nila ung pic sa profile. ulupong!! tanga!!! hahahha!!

Anonymous said...

nice site pero sana sama ng composition....the tag-lish and all...eew ack

kung magsasalita k ng filipino sabihin mo sa filipino...

kung english, english...kadiri e...

Anonymous said...

ah, okay.

Chauvinist-ah! said...

d'oh...

coniotic people are cool.

more power sa site!

go Cofidear...

Hahaha said...

OI!!! YOu Lossers leave cofibean alone noh.. palibahas maybe your gays and lesbos kaya over acting kau.. :)

Hahaha said...

OI!!! YOu Lossers leave cofibean alone noh.. palibahas maybe your gays and lesbos kaya over acting kau.. :)

Anonymous said...

nyahahaha... nkakatawa :P

Nyahahaha said...

Funny pa ha?!?!? LOko! Palibhasa your all fuckin orcs!!!

Anonymous said...

This must be the most fucking kalokohan na nakita ko sa tanang buhay ko. Why are you so bakla?

Anonymous said...

Dapat kay cofibean ay tinatali ng buhay tapos pinapakain sa langgam! PUTANGINA! NAKAKAHAYBLAD KA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA!

Anonymous said...

Please tell me what's so funny bout this blog? Puro pangiinsulto ang napapala natin dito. Dapat dito ipa-block sa google!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cofi, bakit hanggang ngayon ay wala pa rin ang mga posts ko? Shet ka! Pang-sampu ko na to ha! Please naman wag mo ireject. Please. Kahit chupain pa kita ipost mo lang yung ibang comments ko. Peste! Ang hirap mag type!!!!

Pasmadong Tite said...

Sige pare! Kita tayo sa Bora! Kakantutin kita dito. Tutal sabi mo mga taga callcenter ay bakla diba? Sige patitikimin kita ng kantot, callcenter style. Yung parang sa brookeback mountain. Ewan ko na lang kung hindi mo makalimutan pangalan mo.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahhaa! Laftrip ka pare! Ayus!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG! As in OMG!

Chauvinist-ah! said...

heineken tayo, mr. cofi. diba you hate coffee?

Maye said...

nakakaloka. first time ko sa blog mo..linked you! :D
-maye

eica said...

hahaha. you rock :)

i wish i had that much mail.. kaso nga lang, wag sana from bobo orcs diba?

ie said...

it's just saddening to realize that all the words related to homosexuality is being seen still as derogatory. i could go on here blabbing about culture and deviance and all those technical words that probably wouldn't come an inch near in your understanding, so that blabbing will probably be useless.

so i'll just greet you guys - fakers, social climbers, and the others - a happy blogging day.

and yeah, try to be true to yourself every once in a while.

Anonymous said...

i just love how you write. i have been reading all your blogs...kahit nung nasa ateneo ka pa...u really make my day! for those people who keep on commenting on cofibean's blog..e di make your own blog. If you dont like what you read, e di wag nyong basahin.

KUDOS to you cofibean!!!!

I cant wait to read your next entry.

muah!muah!muah!

Kai said...

haha. nakakatawa basahin ung comments XD

jeniperr said...

katuwa talga dito! ;)

Anonymous said...

I was hurt ha!!! grabe ka cofibean making insult poor people like me (hu...hu..hu..) calling us names like orcs and telling others that we are baho

Anonymous said...

hahaha, naman. "really" na nga, "über" pa. cguro u don`t know how to do the proper U for über, `no?

incubob said...

hahahaa

your posts are real funny

mahler said...

Hey ihatecofi, this is really funny. How about a hit on textspeak lingos?

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