Monday, December 12, 2005

Uber busy week pare.

Grabe pare the week I had. Uber busy talaga. Shit kasi the Christmas tradition eh. I told nga may mom not to give na lang gifts this Christmas because all of her friends are like plastic kaya. Dami pa social climbers. Looking mahirap naman pare. Tapos my stupid mom loves to conduct pa oldie party sa house namin. Kadire talaga pare the aroma of soil. It's like gathering of the taong-lupas. So baho talaga the old people. Pero yun na nga diba? Wala na naman ako say sa house. Sabagay, its her house naman no. I'm planning na nga to move out eh and have my own unit sa rockwell. I really hate kasi being here. It's like I'm the one lang na may sense. Dami pa stupid relatives. Shit talaga.

So yun na nga diba? My schedule was really hectic talaga for the past few days. Tapos we had pa the family reunion my tita organized. Tapos sudden change of venue pa. Because my old lolo is ayaw sa Dusit. Gusto nya daw sa house na lang ng tita ko sa Dasma. So yun na nga diba? I don't have any choice but to make pakitang tao na naman to some of our relatives. Tapos some of my cousins are like bobo pa. They don't even know how to keep a conversation interesting. Kainis kasi my mom for asking me to stay. Really don't want to elaborate na sa event. It's like hell talaga pare. So init pa the coat I bought. So cheap naman kasi the garden of my tita for not having aircon no or even electric fan man lang. So I was really dripping wet sa loob. Buti na lang one of my relatives had a heart attack kaya ayun, maaga natapos reunion.

Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start. So boring pa the presentation they have. It's like they are all soo bobo no. They don't even know how to speak in straight english pa. I mean, I am the one na naman making sense at the meeting kanina. Tapos the scary secretary was making pacute na naman. Kadiri talaga her face. I bet she was an orc in her past life.

After the meeting, I invited them na lang for a coffee at Coffeebean near our office at Convergy's building. I have no choice kaya. So kahit na the place was like populated na by orcs, I made no pansin na lang at them no. Kahit na the air is becoming baho whenever an orc goes inside to make pasikat and buy something. Orc mentality talaga bulok! I mean what's with the pasikat in hanging out at sosy places like Coffeebean if your compensation naman is katiting? Don't tell me they are just making ubos their salary sa coffee? Buti na lang I have a hanky kanina to cover my nose. Baka kasi they have pa a contagious disease eh. I'm sigurista kasi pare.

Also, I am rejecting most of the comments na. Kasi some bobo orcs... I think there are hundreds of them writing spam on my comment system. I mean what's your problem pa? Di ba nga I wrote na a disclaimer here telling you to stay away. You don't have a say here no. If you don't dig my thoughts, better drop dead na lang than basa pa my journal. I know na given na all orcs are bobo, but please lang no... Go write your filthy comments somewhere else. That is if you don't want me to hampas all your faces sa lupa kasi thats what you are naman diba, mga hampaslupas. Fuck you all no!

128 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back pare, uber miss na kita!!!

Anonymous said...

My gash pare. It's like your the one whose like baho kaya. Yak no! Your sooo bading. Can't you speak pure english you fahgot!

Bobo mo!

Anonymous said...

Hay naku! I really don't ker.. Basta namiss kita Mr. Cofibean. Welkam bak!

Anonymous said...

Wala ka man lang bang christmas giveaways para sa mga readers mo? Mamudmod ka naman ng pamasko.

Anonymous said...

I really didn't have any idea for all the angry you have. But one thing is for sure, bayot kang animal ka! We didn't do anything against you. So please leave your life! Baklaaaaa!

Nick Nokum said...

Buti naman at nagupdate ka na Mr. Cofibean. Medyo sawa na ako sa kakabasa ng lumang blogs mo. Halos buong pamilya ko nga ay tagasubaybay mo na. Hinde ka pa ba magtatayo ng telenovela? Hihihi!

Anonymous said...

KUNG WALA KANG MAGANDANG SASABIHING BUGOK KA! MANAHIMIK KA! LETCHE KA! PAPATAYIN KITA! PAPATAYIN KITAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

"Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start....

Putah ka! Ang bobo mo talaga sa grammar! "has" yun hinde "had" tanga!

Anonymous said...

Pakyushet ka!

Anonymous said...

Buhay ka Cofibin! Buhay ka! Mabuhay! Masaya na uli ako! :D

Anonymous said...

IDOL!!!!!! MISS KA NAMING MGA FANS MO DITO SA CEBU! BUTI NAMAN AT NAGUPDATE KA NA!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start....

Putah ka! Ang bobo mo talaga sa grammar! "has" yun hinde "had" tanga!


mali ata ung line n kinuha mo... he used the correct tense for that...

Anonymous said...

tama ung 'had'

Anonymous said...

san mo ba gustong tumira???? go to other dimension and chose your companions.... if you don't like peeps here or japs and everybody... go to your psychia blah..blah and have your brain fixed... maybe maraming water and air .... go home alien....don't invade earth specially philippines

Anonymous said...

kung sino ka man na nagco-correct nang grammar, siguraduhin mong tama ka! tanga mo! si cofibean ang tama, ikaw ang mali! gago/gaga!

Cofibean said: (and it's correct!)
Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start.

Anyways, Cofibean, welcome back! We missed you! You are one sick/twisted human being but I think you are cool! Wish I can be as twisted as you! ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

hay! do u really understand kung anong sinusulat mo! eh ikaw yung di makapagsalita in straight english! punyeta ka! u're the one kaya who's bobo and maleducated! tapos u're calling pa ur relatives bobo and all.. anong klaseng bayot ka? ang dami mong hang-ups! why don't you just go to hell! gumawa ka ng sarili mong country dun! or better yet.. you make punta to outerspace (or sa sun kaya!) and make tumbling tumbling all you want!

orc said...

RE:
Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start....

Putah ka! Ang bobo mo talaga sa grammar! "has" yun hinde "had" tanga!

ha? bakit "has"? please explain...

Anonymous said...

Kayo ang mga tanga na bobo! Diba "I" is a singular noun? Therefore "has" dapat yun. Mga bobo! Ako pa tinalo nyo e magaling ako sa english.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, cofibean....we missed you!

Anonymous said...

Kayo ang mga tanga na bobo! Diba "I" is a singular noun? Therefore "has" dapat yun. Mga bobo! Ako pa tinalo nyo e magaling ako sa english.


Magaling?? Sino nagsabi? ikaw? ULOL! dumede ka muna ng gatas sa nanay mo para tumaas naman IQ mo. Baboon! Such a filth.. Pakyu!

IceClimbingMonkey said...

"the aroma of soil" this really cracked me up hahahhaha...nice one...

Anonymous said...

ambot

orc said...

tama si cofibean, had!!!

Anonymous said...

mas bobo ang nagcomment nito:

"anonymous said...

"Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start....

Putah ka! Ang bobo mo talaga sa grammar! "has" yun hinde "had" tanga! "

PWEDE BA NAMANG SABIHIN MONG "I HAS"? TANGA!

Anonymous said...

mas bobo ang nagcomment nito:

"anonymous said...

"Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start....

Putah ka! Ang bobo mo talaga sa grammar! "has" yun hinde "had" tanga! "

PWEDE BA NAMANG SABIHIN MONG "I HAS"? TANGA!

Anonymous said...

Re:
Dapat "has" nde "had." Ang tanga mo! Di ka na nahiyang mag-correct eh ikaw ang mali! Gago! Leave cofibean alone! Siya ang tama, hindi ikaw! BOBO!!! Tanong mo sa inglis titser mo ang tamang sagot para mabatukan ka!

m.a.p.s. said...

Weebee Cofibean! Its been a while. Hope your relative that ended your reunion early is doing ok. Lolz.

Anonymous said...

Why some people here keep on retaliating it means kahit naiinis sila gusto pa rin nilang basahin ang blogs ni cofibean? Tama ba? Hmmm… cofibean keep on posting nasty stories just to attract people to keep on reading/reacting with his journal even kunyari may “disclaimer note” pa sya? Feeling celebrity? Typical Filipino attitude na ba ito ngayon? Well, whatever it is, this part of the net is really worth while reading kase kahit mapanlait si cofibean, to me, it’s sounds entertaining than irritating.
Sana, cofibean, dalasan mo pag post ng journal mo kase hindi lang entry mo nakakatuwa basahin as well yung mga comments ng mga readers mo.

from:
ako si barbwire

Anonymous said...

Uyyyy, I like you cofibean, you are really great!:-)

Anonymous said...

are you sure you're good? mali ka din eh. okay na sana eh! hahaha. has daw! may pa singular singular ka pang nalalaman bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

ni ayaw nga tanggaping yung has mo sa MS Word eh. ewan!!!

Anonymous said...

"had" is correct because the meeting is already done (past tense)...you can use had for "I", "we", "you". you use "has" in present tense and only for 2nd person subject like she, he, etc.in "I" you cannot also use "has". its more correct if you use have in "I"
try reading aloud:

I HAS a fever.
I HAVE a fever. (present tense)
I HAVE a fever. (past tense)
She HAS a fever.

tsk tsk tsk...

nice to hear from you again cofibean :)

Anonymous said...

KAYO ANG MGA BOBO! TAMA NAMAN TALAGA ANG HAS E. MAGSAMA-SAMA KAYONG LAHAT NI COFIBEAN. MGA BOBO! ANG BOBOBO NYO! HAS AT HAD LANG HINDE NYO PA ALAM GAMITIN. SIEMPRE PAG SINGULAR HAS HINDE HAD! TANGINA NYO!

DOPS said...

nang-aagaw ng eksena yang isang commenter...hehe...

kakatuwa namn...

next...

benj said...

forum ba ito? :D

Anonymous said...

Ay, Cofibean, yung isang commenter mo na aspiring to be your english teacher, ayaw tanggapin ang katotohanan na mali siya. Nagmukha siyang tanga dahil lahat na nga halos nang readers mo, kinorek na siya.Palagay ko, BAKLAng BOBO ang tang-ina. Wawa naman, patayin mo kaya? Anyways, love your journal! Please don't make us wait long for another update.

ako si pretty baby

vinzi said...

guys? where's the love?

*lol*

PACMAN said...

Anonymous said...
KAYO ANG MGA BOBO! TAMA NAMAN TALAGA ANG HAS E. MAGSAMA-SAMA KAYONG LAHAT NI COFIBEAN. MGA BOBO! ANG BOBOBO NYO! HAS AT HAD LANG HINDE NYO PA ALAM GAMITIN. SIEMPRE PAG SINGULAR HAS HINDE HAD! TANGINA NYO!


Katuwa naman itong 'sang to! Saan'g paaralan mo ba natutunan yan?! Pakilala mo nga titser mo. Batukan ko sya! hehehe =)

Sorry cofibean... ngayon ko lang feel na magpost ulit!

yeah said...

That is if you don't want me to hampas all your faces sa lupa kasi thats what you are naman diba, mga hampaslupas.

-real witty. welcome back cofibean!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
KAYO ANG MGA BOBO! TAMA NAMAN TALAGA ANG HAS E. MAGSAMA-SAMA KAYONG LAHAT NI COFIBEAN. MGA BOBO! ANG BOBOBO NYO! HAS AT HAD LANG HINDE NYO PA ALAM GAMITIN. SIEMPRE PAG SINGULAR HAS HINDE HAD! TANGINA NYO!"

sa mababang paaralan ng San Andres Bukid. kawawa ka naman. mas pabor pa ako kay cofibean eh. "i has a meeting"? syet. aral ka ulet!

Anonymous said...

Yo Cofi! I love your blogs thanks for sharing them with us Orcs hahahahha. I only wonder who the fuck raped your mother which brought you into this world.. was it Satan?? hahahhahahhaha

and all you motherfuckers are all stupid hahhahahah

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
KAYO ANG MGA BOBO! TAMA NAMAN TALAGA ANG HAS E. MAGSAMA-SAMA KAYONG LAHAT NI COFIBEAN. MGA BOBO! ANG BOBOBO NYO! HAS AT HAD LANG HINDE NYO PA ALAM GAMITIN. SIEMPRE PAG SINGULAR HAS HINDE HAD! TANGINA NYO!


boy, dede pa ulit kay nanay, kulang pa sustansya sa utak mo.
leave cofibean alone, anu bang paki mo or natin kung mali ang grammar nya? sayo ba to? hinde e. kanya to boy. so hala, balik na kay nanay.. supsup na ulit.

Stranger said...

hahaha this is the funniest site ive ever read!

I'll suck this guys dick in heartbeat! And I'm not even gay!

Fucking genius!

asdf said...

pacman? are you really a pacman?

Dave Grohl speaking.

Anonymous said...

"HAD" hindi "HAS", tanga tanga naman nung nag mamagaling na yon

sige lang cofibean...you want me to hampas his/her face on the ground?

tangnanto

Anonymous said...

I think tama ang has. I think lang ha.

anonymous said...

I think tama ang had. I think lang ha.

Luca said...

I'm one of your fans. Dude you really make me laugh. Keep those thoughts coming out of your unorcish self. It's nice. Keep em coming! And yeah, I agree to cofibean, if these so-called "orcs" keep on posting hate comments on your system, holy shit, stop it. Youre wasting your time, and youre funnier than madame auring. Go get a life and just enjoy this blog okay?

Anonymous said...

Tama na yang has at had. May hadhad lang yung bobong orc na nagpupumilit sumikat dito. har! har! har!

parang kilala ko si barbwire...

coolness!!

Anonymous said...

HAS?! HAHAHA kawawa naman english teacher mo.

why are so many people angry? natatamaan ba kayo? don't you guys understand what was written sa disclaimer? :D can't you see the genius in cofibean?!

cofibean! laftrip blog mo! hanggang comments nakakatuwa! it's a really entertaining read :)

go pare!

Anonymous said...

hahaha anong you think tama ang HAS??? MALI YUN!

i has a meeting with the japanese (with the japanese)
he have a mating with the chinese la la la la

tama ba?

seb said...

Anonymous said...
KAYO ANG MGA BOBO! TAMA NAMAN TALAGA ANG HAS E. MAGSAMA-SAMA KAYONG LAHAT NI COFIBEAN. MGA BOBO! ANG BOBOBO NYO! HAS AT HAD LANG HINDE NYO PA ALAM GAMITIN. SIEMPRE PAG SINGULAR HAS HINDE HAD! TANGINA NYO!


haha. pag first person at past tense. had

e.g.

i had a meeting.

pag second person at past tense naman pwede yung pinipilit mong has.

e.g.

he has a meeting.

happy holidays!

Anonymous said...

BASTA BOBO YAN SI COFI!!! PATAY KA SA APO!!! KUPAL KA KC!!!

Anonymous said...

dude your posts are the shit babeh! hahaha! this is the most interesting blog ive ever read. daayyym brother! you're like the king! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

I have is correct
i had is past tense of i have, therefore had is correct.

i has is wrong.
do you sing "i has two hands the left and the right?"

it should be "i have two hands the left and the right?"

"I" is a singular pronoun but "I" is an exemption. I should be followed by have not has.

this is simple english guys and gays, kinders should know this by heart.

nakakabobo ang sobrang pag-iinternet. lalo na kapag mali ang site na pinupuntahan

Anonymous said...

ohayoogozaimasu. anata no namae wa nan desu ka? do itashimashite. sayonara

Anonymous said...

tingin nyo ba may nagmamahal kay cofibean. tingin ko puro hatred ang laman ng puso nya.

Anonymous said...

haha ang tungaw mo naman! cge nga, kung gwapo ka tlga, post your pic! and not some pic of other people!

cguro panget ka..

UNGGOY BOBO CHEETAH
hahaha

meeegs said...

ayos ah. grammar lesson.

long time since your last post.

sayang busy ka na ngayon. missed the old days when you wrote about your idle thoughts while "starbs-ing". ngayon, puro daily/weekly events na lang.

oh well, such is the consequence of growing up. don't get me wrong, your blog still IS an entertaining read. keep it up! ü

ayun. sa lahat ng tao, mapamahal o mapasuklam kayo kay cofibean, happy holidays! ü

tala said...

i agree with meeegs. i miss the starbsing posts.

Anonymous said...

dude you are one funny guy. I HATE CALL CENTER PEEPS too!

Anonymous said...

KAYO ANG MGA BOBO! TAMA NAMAN TALAGA ANG HAS E. MAGSAMA-SAMA KAYONG LAHAT NI COFIBEAN. MGA BOBO! ANG BOBOBO NYO! HAS AT HAD LANG HINDE NYO PA ALAM GAMITIN. SIEMPRE PAG SINGULAR HAS HINDE HAD! TANGINA NYO!


tama ka singular nga ang "I".. pero it follows a rule na plural ang verb na gagamitin after it..
Absent ka ata nung tinuro yan sa grade 1 eh...haha

ride said...

haha. pag first person at past tense. had

e.g.

i had a meeting.

pag second person at past tense naman pwede yung pinipilit mong has.

e.g.

he has a meeting.

happy holidays!


nope. it should still be had. past tense eh. remember that past tense verbs don't have singular/plural forms.

peace.

cofibean said...

kill the orcs who are using roacs ahahahaha. orc = roac = cofibean hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

" Orc mentality talaga bulok! I mean what's with the pasikat in hanging out at sosy places like Coffeebean if your compensation naman is katiting?"

nice one pare. hahaha reality check for all orcs!!! to hell with all the orcs. till the next post.

palamunin@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

i love your blog, it's very entertaining! whenever i'm down, ur blog cheer me up! keep on posting! take care!

cofibean said...

bobo orcs

-unnamed- said...

Dork! that anonymous who keeps telling that "has" is correct is so stupid.. pwede ba yung "I has" in past tense? "has" is present tense Go cofibean we love u!! hehehe... Idiot!

Anonymous said...

Ang saya ng blog m pare. Don't mind na lang the orcs, inggit lang sila sayo pare. They're not even English majors and I bet na mas nagkakamali sila sa grammar nila, mga orcs. Oks d naman ako ganito magsalita hahaha. Basta Mr. Cofibean, ang saya m talaga pare. Apir

Anonymous said...

punyeta naman oh!halika na cofi mag-puwitan na lang ulit tayo...hay naku bading, libog na libog na ako sayo kaya please lang BeNd-oVeR motherfucker.

Anonymous said...

pa-amoy nga ng puwet mo cofi...pls!!!baka katatapos mo lang eh....hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

ANG TATANGA NYONG LAHAT, DI NYO B NAISIP N SI COFFEEBEAN DIN YUNG NAGCOMMENT NA YUN, PARA MAY PAGPIYESTAHAN KAYO NOH, MGA BOBO. TANG INA NYONG LAHAT NO.

Anonymous said...

im a callcnter agent before and sometimes i wonder if cofibean is such a mahirap yuppy trying to act mayaman.. don't get me wrong, im a part of HR and this blog was just forwarded to me by a friend. i find it so interesting though. very creative ang pagkakagawa ng blog na ito.. i admire the guts of this person.. so natural.. very entertaining..
i hope that u enjoy this blog.
by the way, cofibean, im forwarding this to convergys attetion for them to look up kung anong floor ka sa blding. i'll meet you soon, i know that you are aware of this.
your act of pretending is way too cool. i wonder if u look the same pa rin from the time i saw you sa isang hotel with ur mom.
by the way, alam ba ng mom mo lahat ng ito? i understand u though.. keep it up.
lalalalallalallalalal...

putang ina mo said...

puta, pare..you can't even make gawa a sentence na straight english. i bet mas gwapo pa sayo that mang tonyo, the driver you're making lait and api. you can't even post a fucking picture of yours, siguro kasi you look like a fuckrat. so baduy pa that english of yours. yuck. uber kadire pare! make amin na kasi that you're a fucking faggot! make layas na nga here sa philippines & make tira na sa thailand kasi you're bagay naman there eh, dun ka sa puro pokpok. mukha ka namang callboy. yuck. bakla ka, pare. ikaw ang bobo! taglish pare, kadiri! fuck you big time!

Anonymous said...

may blog na pala yung parlorista namin hahaha.. 2 days ng closed parlor mo, kelan ka ba magbubukas ulit?

you're really good in fabricating stories.. ang sarap mong i-flush sa toiletbowl.. this is a very sad plight of young generations who lacked parents attention during their younger years.. im sure now he's happy 'coz he's getting all the attention he wants through his posts..

coffeebean, kung wala ang callcenter agents, wala rin ang callcenter industry & di kayang buhayin ng company mo ang economy ng Pinas.. you may have everything you want but nobody's perfect, look at you, di ka nabigyan ng tamang brain for your age.

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA NIYONG LAHAT. HAS TALAGA ANG TAMA. I HAS A MEETING! MGA TANGA! ANG SIMPLE SIMPLE LANG.

Anonymous said...

God! From what school did you come from? If you are so good why don't you try out applying for a position at a callcenter and I am so sure you wouldn't even pass a single english grammar exam. And when that happens, we will be laughing at you! Magkakaalaman tayo kung sino ang orcs ngayon.

Anonymous said...

bakla bakla bakla!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuckh ha. Ang conotic phare! Are you that mata-pobre? Your tunog so fake! Kaya yung Pinas not prosper coz of people katulad mo! Grabe how did you make entry sa school mo with that paraan of sulat? Sheet dude.

Anonymous said...

Apparently the author is beginning to lose any sense of inspiration as he writes blog after blog....

Arthur/Nurikane said...

Wow pare! You're making lait to your old favourite Orcs again? Wala ka na bang maisip? I respect your opinion but you have to think of something new. Your blog is getting boring na e. :P

Anonymous said...

tangina mo pare!

krooger said...

Cofibean: Your beautiful mind rocks my socks!

This is the only blog I've ever visited that has grammar lessons. I love it! LOL

Anonymous 'has' dude:
It's HAD ok?
Get over it!
Better yet, get a grammar crash course!
You need it!

Anonymous said...

even if youre all high nosed and snotty, your blog is entertaining nonetheless. keep it up!
no violent reactions please, i just had a hard day in the office and although he's a superficial guy and all, his blog somewhat lifted my spirits :D

caligurL said...

i love u cofibean!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Kayo ang mga tanga na bobo! Diba "I" is a singular noun? Therefore "has" dapat yun. Mga bobo! Ako pa tinalo nyo e magaling ako sa english.

December 12, 2005 6:22 PM

Haaaay, I feel so sad for this person... actually thinking he's good in english... what a pity...

Anonymous said...

Lahat kayo mga bopols, kapag taglish walang tama! Mga pasosyal na bulok kasi kayong lahat! Masunog kayo sa impyerno!

Anonymous said...

where are you cofibean? come back!

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA KA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

caffeinerush ripoff. hahahaha ikaw siguro si edgar allan poser hahahahaha

partygirl said...

yey! you're back! put some more fun in our lives.

partygirl said...

yey! at last, you're back!

Anonymous said...

It's do freakin' saya here!
It's like heaven pa!
Lahat ng super duper pasosyal ay here na!
We belong here mga dude.. Social climber!

Peace tayo !

Bible Orc said...

very funny!!!

jhed said...

first time to read your blog at first entry pa lang nababasa ko and i already liked it! nice work huh! avid reader na ako ng blog mo... :)

Anonymous said...

Miss ko na post mo....

ride said...

merry xmas ebriwan!

karmi said...

kaaliw naman ng blog! hehehehe..

katutubong orc said...

curse you cofibean! may araw ka din!! >:)

vinzi said...

merry christmas cofibean.
nakuha mo sana hiling mo kay santa. *lol*

Manong said...

hmmm... you know what cofibean.. naaaliw ako sa mga posts mo and i hope they are all parody. ngaun lang kasi ako nakabasa ng ganitong mga posts na parang bakala ang nagsulat. marami akong kilalang mg conyong lalaki pero hindi sila ganito0 magsulat. i do admire your way of expressing yourself.

i just dont want the idea of calling your relatives stupid or "bobo". they're still your family.

i also want to comment on some of your post wherein parang lahat ng tao ay nakakadiri. well some of them are really disgusting pero i think mas marami naman sigurong disente...

please be aware na hindi lahat ng nagbabasa ng blog mo eh tulad mo na "coñio".

i really hope that all of these were parody kasi nakakaaliw naman in fairness, though nakakainis nga lang minsan...

P.S. dun sa nagcomment about "has" and "had" thing...

ang pagkakaalam ko eh ganito... tama ka na "I" is a singular noun but it takes the plural form of the verb like the noun "you".

tama ba ako guys!!!!???

::k!X:: said...

Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are the meek: for they shall posses the land.

Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill.

Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Anonymous said...

you didnt post my comments you stupid fag!!! cause its true--this blog style or your writing style sucks big time..its worn thin--as in BBBOOORING!!!! and you dont want people to know..this is all bullshit like you!!!

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA MO!

Anonymous said...

I agree with everything in your blog! Damn... I thought Im the only person here on Earth who hates them orcs!!! Fuck them all!!! If there's anything I want to do... I want to annihilate them. I commend you for speaking up and wish you the best.

Just curious... were you an ex-call center agent? I am...hehe

ann said...

sosyal.
may latoy.
ang happy, daming pumapatol sayo te.
pati ako nakicomment.
o.a. nga lang te.

Anonymous said...

jaz wanna greet everybody a Happy New Year!!! thats for you cofibean, to all lovers of this blog, and of course also to the haters and the multitude of orcs out there. without them life would be boring. . . :) Happy New Year!!!

palamunin@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

I like your blog dude... funny... pity those who actually take you seriously... hehe

jell said...

You sound exactly like Kris Aquino, but unlike her you're amusing. Really really.

Kudos to your great work! I'll keep ready your blog from now on :)

Anonymous said...

BORING.WORN THIN..unfortunately i like tolog in and look..sayng i keep adding hits....ah shit ill just keep critisizin'..you faggot disappointing writer

Anonymous said...

hehe...husay mo naman..napapasaya mo lage
araw ko...kipirap..bwhaha

kink_gurl said...

Mehn, you're hilarious!!!

YOYO said...

u know dude, ur lucky ur rich ... ur lucky u got business .. ur lucky u got all those stuffs u want ... ur lucky u went to school ... ur lucky u got a car ... ur lucky u got 'stupid' mang tonyo ... ur lucky u got that Josie, ur 'native katulong' ... ur lucky for a million more things ... but r u happy? fuck u for that !!! IF YOUR PARENTS DIE AND UR INCOME GONE ... U WONT HAV FRIENDS. UL DIE TOO. SO BETTER THINK ABT IT ... WISH MO LNG WAG KTA MAKITA SA PICTURE DAHIL BAKA ILIBING KITA KASAMA NG MGA POLO SPORT MO! ULOL! TUMATAE KA RIN!!!!

Anonymous said...

ehem... nakakatawa blog mo. (hindi ko pipiliting mag english kasi mapapahiya lang ako. hmm... puro po negative nakikita mo.. tsktsk... problema po yan pare... think positive minsan... ngatz.

Anonymous said...

I'm too goodlooking to become a driver. <-- bah... confident ah.. nyahaha...

Anonymous said...

hmm.. naisip ko lang.. baka hindi naman tru story tong mga sinusulat ni coffeebean... kasi over masyado mag salita ng masama. may ganito na bang kasamang tao? (meron, si coffebean) pero malay nyo, gusto lang nya ng attensyon.. nakuha nga nya attensyon ko eh... 87 plus na nagcoment sa kanya... ganun sya katinde..

El Pueblo said...

I love this blog!

Haay..haters should stop reading nalang, hirap kasi pag natatamaan eh, haha, dami talaga orcs...really STUUUPID people.. :)

Anonymous said...

I agree with everything in your blog! Damn... I thought Im the only person here on Earth who hates them orcs!!! Fuck them all!!! If there's anything I want to do... I want to annihilate them. I commend you for speaking up and wish you the best.

Just curious... were you an ex-call center agent? I am...hehe


---e tongek pala ka pala eh.. balimbing ang hayup

Anonymous said...

ikaw ang stupid noh... your such a feeling asssssssss... damn shit!

Aia said...

iki love you mr cofibean.

Anonymous said...

i wanna bonk - Aia ... sarap banatan!!!a-aaarrraayyyy--


you better post this you gay

Anonymous said...

Wish you could post your facial pix naman...

Anonymous said...

Wow.. you are so..... YABANG :D hah.. look for that monster who fucked your mom.. HAS AND HAD.. Haha.. infairness.. nakakatawa mga nilalagay mo huh.. nakaka tanggal amats.. tae! MABUHAY KA.. Mashado kang CHUCHAL para sa PHILIPPINES "PARE" ... GO GET A LIFE :D

Anonymous said...

this is cute...as in cute ass!:D

xyanjix said...

holy shit ur one fuking funny dude...

Anonymous said...

your one sick hell of a guy! fucking asshole.. haha! ang tanga mo pare! pinag pipiestahan kna ng lahat ng tao... gago! ikaw lng ang taong nakilala ko na walang utak..grabe... ang tanga tanga tanga mo!hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why naman all the hate on cofibean.. let him express nalang his thoughts, after all its his blog... Don't read nalang if negative effect sa atin but if youre entertained, then shet, lets join us!

Anonymous said...

hahaha ang gulo nyooooooo.... cool blog though kairita minsan hahaha. kakagigil.