Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Back to Office

Uber talaga pare sa busy the Holiday Season that I had. Grabe pa the dami of the kapal face na workers of my mom. It's like baho talaga our house last Christmas because of all the pulubis asking for pamaskos. Duh! As if naman I gave them anything no. The hell talaga pare! The only good thing I had last Christmas was the tons of gifts I received! See pare, dami talaga tao who loves me. I threw na nga some of the cheap ones. Kasi naman I don't have anything to do with those cheap gifts coming from the maids and my useless driver. The fuck! Obvious naman na they are just making sipsip lang to me no. Asa pa them! I'm planning na nga of firing all of them especially Mang Tonyo. I don't need a driver na kaya. I'm like a year older na kaya. By the way, I celebrated nga pala my birthday recently pare kaya I wasn't able to blog. Hectic talaga my sked. The only thing na pwede kong gawin was to approve and reject some comments here. Asa pa talaga the orcs na I will approve some of their lame death threats and loser comments. FUCK YOU ORCS! ASA PA YOU ALL NO! Again, wala kayong say here. Please, stop messing with my aura you baho orcs!

Below are some highlights of my Christmas and New Year Vacation pare:

December 20: Our company's Christmas party. Hinde nga ako umattend. I know naman na some of our employees will just make pacute na naman to me just like what happened last Christmas. Tama bang to kiss me while greeting me Merry Christmas daw. The hell talaga pare! So baho pa their lips no! Haven't they heard of lip gloss man lang with antibac? Kadire kasi baka they will pass pa some germs to other people they kiss. Don't want myself to get contaminated pare. Sayang my face na gawa ni Belo.

December 24: My stupid lolo once again called a family reunion at the house of my tita. It's like he's nearing death na kasi. And as his favorite apo, I got the chance to light the Christmas Candle as part of our clan's tradition. As usual, andun na naman all my stupid cousins together with my stupid titas and their ugly husbands. It really sent shivers down my spine talaga pare just thinking na my relatives are all pangets. Good thing my mom and dad were both goodlooking to produce such a kick ass uber sa gwapong son. Shit talaga pare.. I bet nga some of my girl cousins pa nga had a crush on me. The hell pare! They are so kadire no! I don't make patol kaya sa pinsans ko. I'm not a pig kaya!

December 25: Our family went to Hongkong to celebrate the Christmas Season there. But I checked in at a different hotel. Don't want to be restricted on how I'm going to spend my Christmas kaya. So I did some shopping. Konti lang nabili ko pare. All the malls were crowded kasi by some filipino viajeras buying some rtw's to sell dito sa pinas. Hay! Filipino mentality talaga. I mean, We have naman our own products, why buy pa sa Hongkong? Bobo talaga some Filipinos.

December 30: Celebrated my 23rd birthday. So it's official na pare. I'm 23 years old na!

December 31: My dad bought Php 250,000 worth of paputoks to show our neighbors that we are really filthy rich unlike them na lusis lang kayang i-afford. Kasi according to my grandmama when she was still alive, it's lucky daw to welcome the new year with lots of firecrackers. I hope she's right. Kasi the 250k worth of paputok is really something. I know I'm not gay or anything but I was really teary eyed talaga pare when I watched the firecrackers put on a show. Grabe talaga pare! The works talaga! Galing kasi the fireworks expert my dad hired to setup everything for us. I was imagining pa nga na sana all the orcs were inside the firecracker hut the engineer built para I could see them all go up in flames. Para complete na sana my happiness this New Year. Damn pare! I'm really mean no.

Our callcenter office nga pala will be operational na early February.

One more thing, I received nga pala this photo that was sent to my email by someone. Cute sana kaso it's soo masa pare. I mean, can you please put a little class on it. Wag naman ganyan na as if naman I have a heart for the masa. The hell! Still I appreciate it. Send more pare! Send it to ihatecofi@yahoo.com.



The favorite gift that I received came from my mom. It was a dude doll with a Rado watch as a belt. So sweet talaga my mom no? Also the shirt, which I got from one of my stupid cousin. Calvin Klein shirt that was bought in New York daw.



Well maybe thats all for today. Happy New Year losers!

83 comments:

Red said...

man, you're doomed! harhar! im not a handwriting expert but hell! the handwriting on the cheap marlboro box is hundred percent written by the same person who wrote on the gift tag!! man! :))

sige na dude, amin na please :)) weheheheh!!! ( smirk! smirk! )

Gosh! pity naman the little girl u used to hold that pathetic marlboro box. The background is really sssssssssoooooooooooooo masa... more than common masa, in fact.. looks so squatter.. as in slums talaga.. :(

BTW, you did not elaborate on your BIRTHDAY... i find that rather unnaturally inconsistent, knowing how yabang u get. WELL! Peace out, man!

Anonymous said...

betlog

Gelo said...

I like the way you write, your articles really made me smile. Don't be like Uncle Scrooge, pare. I hope in spite of all those things, you still had an uber happy Holiday season. Blog on!

James said...

Hahahaha! Pati ba naman handwriting issue na? I think magkaiba ang sumulat na tao jan Red. Kasi look at the letters "e" and "a". Yung isa ay bilog at ibang form ang "a" ng isa. Also the letter "n" is different, medyo malayo ang curve ng isa sa nakasulat sa marlboro. Kaw ba pano mo ba sinusulat ang cofibean Red? I think same spelling din. Hehe.

Nakikigulo lang po. :D

Anonymous said...

Iba din ang bilog ng letter "b". Dapat kasi kay cofibin ay kinapital letters na lang lahat para walang problema. Ahihihi!

Anonymous said...

The forever controversial cofibean! Effective writer ka talaga pare! Gawin mo kayang libro ito?

meeegs said...

belated happy holidays man...

new year, new posts... keep it coming!

Anonymous said...

bulbul!!!

Anonymous said...

Hoy mga orcs! Haha pati ba naman handwriting punyetres.

Anyway, hoy, baklitang cofibean, you're like uber kaasar tumalk but i so love you.. why is that kaya? Ugh..

Hoy mga kinang inang walang magawa na kinukupal si cofibean fuck off pls? Leave the funny guy alone and let him do his thang.

And yeah, tama ung last nagcomment..

EFFECTIVE WRITER KA!!! EVERRRR!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

Ei cofibean!
This blog of yours is so popular na sa office namin.
Parang you're a Diosa na!
Dapat sabihin mo sa sarili mo kapag inaasar ka ng mga ORCS..
" Kung 'yung mga tao nakakaya 'to, ako pa kya na isang DIOSA! "

Your fan

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year Cofibean!!!

:p

Bible Orc said...

bakit kaya puro pang-aalipusta lang ang alam ng cofibean na ito? ipinaglihi ba ito sa sama ng loob? walang pakundangan kung manlait ng kapwa. sana mapatawad ka pa rin ng may lalang sa mga panduduhaging iyong kinasasadlakan. maliwanagan sana ang iyong ulirat na lahat tayo ay isinilang ng walang saplot sa katawan at paparoon ng salat sa mga makamundong pangangailangan...

peachy said...

long time no read.. what happen to you??? i've been waiting like gazillin months to check your blog. I've been thinking why ur not updating your blogsite is that, you don't have money for internet cafe... if you really own a computer u should have time dealing with blog, dapat almost everyday just like xiaxue.blogspot.com... sana medyo celebrity ka na sana.. pero anyway i just check that logo - yah it is the same .... cguro dyan ka nakatira or tambay ka na talaga dyab... hehehehe

Forensic Expert said...

Ang mga orcs talaga. Hinde lang bobo, bulag pa. Nyeta! Titigan nyo nga ulit ang dalawang handwriting. True, hinde nga kayo handwriting expert kaya wag na magmarunong. Leave the matter to an expert like mwuah...

Humn... ayon sa aking pagsusuri, ang dalawang sulat kamay ay gawa ng magkaibang tao.

1. Pakatitigan ninyo ang letter "b" sa cofibean. Sa una ay maliit ang bilog, samantalang sa pangalawa ay sinulat ng tuloy tuloy at nasa gitna ang pagtatapos ng bilog.

2. Hindi ko na siguro kailangan pang i-elaborate ang pagkakaiba ng letter "a".

3. Pagmasdan naman ang letter "n". Hindi ba't medyo malayo ang pagkakahiwalay ng arko ng pangalawang sulat kamay sa nauna at palabas ang dulo nito? Sa unang sulat kamay ay makikitang merong palabas na letter "n" ngunit ito ay gawa ng pagmamadaling sulat na makikita sa pagtulis ng arko nito. (Tignan ang exhibit a.)

4. Ang tanging pagkakapareho na nakita ko ay ang spelling ng cofibean. :)

5. Bakit hinde ninyo subukang isulat ang cofibean sa parehong paraan ng hindi tumitingin sa paraan ng poagkakasulat nito at subukang tignan ang mga pagkakaiba.

Kaya sa mga orcs, let the man do his craft. I-enjoy na lang natin ito kung totoo man ito o hinde. Dahil aminin man ng iba sa inyo o hindi ay mahal natin si cofibean.

Mabuhay ka cofibean!

Ako si Cofibean said...

CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ON MY *TOO-TOOT* BIRTHDAY?

GOSH! YOU GUYS ARE SO IRRITATING TALAGA!

THE HELL NO!

Anonymous said...

Hindot kang bading ka!

Anonymous said...

so your mom calls you cofibean? lol nice

M.A.P.S. said...

I missed you man! Nice "Hearing" from you again!
Belated Happy Birthday! Happy New Year! Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

kawaii

Anonymous said...

psst!
ginoong cofibean:
maganda ang paraan ng iyong panulat...
hindi ordinaryo ang gawi ng iyong paglahad ng mga salita...
nakakaaliw at nagbibigay ngiti sa aming mga labi...
ngunit ayokong maging dahilan ng aking pagngiti ang iyong pangaalipusta sa mga mahihirap...
ngunit ang hindi ko lamang maintindihan
ay kung bakit kailangan mo
manglait at mangyurak ng mga sawimpalad na tila salat sa tamang kamalayan...
sa tingin ko
hindi mo sila dapat ginagawang katatawanan...
ano kaya ang mararamdaman mo kung isa ka sa mga bata na mayroong sugarol na ama at bungagerang ina at namamalimos sa daan habang sumisinghot ng rugby sa isang butas na plastik at pagewang gewang na naglalakad sa gitna ng mapangahas na kalye ng maynila...
hindi ba tila patapon na ang iyong buhay?
sa palagay ko...
ang iyong panulat...
mababaw lamang...
walang katuturan
at panay paninirang puri sa mga taong said sa kahirapan...
nawa'y pagpalain ka ng iyong sinasamba...
proteksiyunan ka sana ng iyong panulat sa mga susunod na araw...

-isang mabuting mamamayan ng pilipinas

Anonymous said...

kung uber gwapo ka, why need belo? so nde natural ang iyong kagwapuhan kundi produkto ng syensya?

hehhehehe.

but i really find your blog easy and entertaining to read. you give merit to fictional writing.

Anonymous said...

is this guy for real???

Anonymous said...

cofibean, i so agree 'no! bobo talaga the filipino viajeros who go to hongkong to buy rtws to sell here. its true naman kasi, you're so talino talaga. we have filipino products naman 'no.

but wait, even if we sell our own filipino products...are you going to buy? it just occured to me...

Anonymous said...

hahaha orc bashing time!!! welcome back pare!!!


palamunin@yahoo.com

Red said...

HOY din sa mga nagmamagaling... just take a look at the letters C - O - F --- other letters were obviously modified pero kung nakasanayan mo talaga, me mga traces pa rin of similiraties. LECHE! mga bobo! wahahahah!

C - on both handwritings curve the same way

O - and so is O

F - most obviously is the way this letter has been written:
1. the upper curved line going down
2. the straight line that cuts horizontally through the vertical line
3. the uncanny way this same horizontal line is positioned in such a way that it is at the same point where the base of the letter O is at for both handwritings.

ON BOTH:
*** all letters are characteristically round
*** they are also very slightly characteristically inclined to the left if not upright
*** on both, letters on perspective are of same height
*** you MAY SAY the letters B, E, A, N are not the same but hey, take a closer look and see if u can't find a trace that they are just slight modifications of each other ( in other words, to make it simpler, intentionally altered to make it look different from the other). BAKIT DI BA NYA PWEDENG IBAHIN NG KONTI PARA KUNWARI DI MAGKAPAREHO?????? MGA BOBO! wahahah!!

IT WILL REALLY TAKE SOMEONE METICULOUSLY SMART TO FIGURE THIS OUT. THIS CREATURE CALLED COFIBEAN IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE.... For all you know, HE'S BEEN LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF WHILE READING YOUR POSTS OPPOSING MY OPINION. DOhh!

(i'll let u in on something not so secret... im used to altering my handwiting since forever; started forging mom's handwriting to write excuse letters to cover up for my absences they were not aware of, is one classic example. that's way back late gradeschool.) Handwritings have always fascinated me so i research, read up, and study them on a part-time basis )

WELL GOOD LUCK YAH'LL SHADIES. Pakabobo lang po kayo.. har har!

Anonymous said...

Ang lalaki ng mga problema nyo. Ahihihi! Dapat bigyan ng award itong blog ni Cofibean for being the most controversial site ever!

Anonymous said...

Ano ba yan, yung isa ay pinopoint out ang differences tapos yung isa similarities. Ano bang meron sa cofibean na ito bakit sobrang controversial? Hahahahahaha! To red, bakit sobrang apektado ka? Comment lang dre, diba curve naman talaga ang c at o? At ganun naman talaga ang itsura ng f? Bakit sa iba ba, iba ang itsura ng c at o?

Ayoko sana magcomment kaso di ko mapigilan. Mass hysteria na ito!!!!!

One question: Sino ba talaga si Cofibean?

red said...

sana kase tinagalog ko na lang para maintindihang mabuti :) forget it pare, u'll never get it. :) i so rest my case. thank you :)

Anonymous said...

hay! salamat naman at may post ka na!!!

hay naku cofibean..i always visit your blog kaya the whole december! kainis ka! 'di ka man lang nag post! kakabadtrip ka ate ha!

kahit mejo nakakainis mga post mo..and sobra ka manlait..nageenjoy ako at napapatawa mo ako! bongga ka ate!

pero...taka lang ako ha..yung handwriting ng 'COFIBEAN' mejo pareho! hmmmm....i smell something fishy....

kaw naman...'di ka man lang nagisip ng konti! sana man lang pinasulat mo nalang kay mang tonyo yung isa!!! ayan tuloy...

comment lang ha...kakabasa ko lang yung war ng 'HAS' and 'HAVE' hahahaha dito sa mga comments...san ba galing lupalop yung nakikipag away para sa HAS??? hello...kakahiya ka kung sino ka man ha! kepanget na nga pakinggan di ka pa nagdalawang isip kung tama hirit mo!!

Anonymous said...

You guys are soooooooooo "pakitang gilas" lang here sa blogsite ni cofibean.

Like some of you pa pretending na expert sa "handwriting", eh halata naman na nkiki ride-on lang kayo sa popularity ng blogsite na 'to.

Para sulat lang... As if naman you guys are so talino like super duper talino like GMA, who can actually ligtas herself sa matatalas na kamay ng mga nagrarally na mahal daw ang bayan.. 'di naman ngbabayad ng TAX.. kapal muks pang ngrarally tapos gustong yumaman ayaw namn magtrabaho.. Sino iyong nagrarally? Secreeet!!!!

Basta, read lang ng read pero walang away...

Mas Nakakaasar kayo kaysa kay cofibean eh...

Peace out!

Anonymous said...

people, hindi pa ba kau na bo bore sa blog na ito? puro reklamo lng laman ng blog na ito! hindi ko ma appreciate, sorry cofibean.

Anonymous said...

Loser lang mali pa spelling mong tanga ka. Looser yun tanga!

Hindot kang cofibean ka! Bobo!

Anonymous said...

Eto pa isang moron:

"people, hindi pa ba kau na bo bore sa blog na ito? puro reklamo lng laman ng blog na ito! hindi ko ma appreciate, sorry cofibean."

Bakit naman kasi binasa mo pa. Tapos nagcomment ka pa! Obvious na binabalik-balikan mo.

People, iboycott natin itong blog ni cofibean! Wala ng magcocomment mula ngayon!

Anonymous said...

If you hate this baklita, then go ahead and press ALT + CTRL + DEL and cook Maggi. Hahaha! Loser orcs.

Anonymous said...

tanong lang cofibean, aren't you scared that mang tonyo and/or your maid spit on your food before they serve it to you?

also, meron na namang isang commenter na KSP.nagco-correct nang spelling ni cofibean. maybe this one is hoping for the same reaction that that one Bobo ORc got when he/she/it tried to correct cofibean's grammar. wala kasing pumupunta sa kanilang mga blog kaya nakikisakay dito. hay nako!

Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm said...

oi galing mo red ah! ako rin, ugali kong mang forge ng signatures...pero nagbago na ako, hirap ng makarma *wink*

Anonymous said...

wanker!!! fag!!! boring!!! no imagination!!! ulit ulit!!! ya probably got a small dick and your gay!!! im sure your poor too!!!..oopps almost forgot dumb....wow..better kill yourself

Anonymous said...

... and i say kill all the orcs!!!

palamunin@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

ang mga nagagalit kay cofibean ay orcs lang talaga. bat ba kayo apektadong-apektado? natatamaan kayo noooooooooo? hahahahahhaha

baho cofibean kaya said...

i notice, parehang hand writing yung nasa dalawng pictures...... hmmmmm, MALAMANG si cofibean din ang gumawa niyan, ginawa pang PROPS ang kanyang ANAK.....
tsk tsk,


notice the letters, c, o , f, i , e, at n, grabe, parehong pareho...................... hes indeed making a fool of him/herself.......... whatever!!!!

Anonymous said...

this is me -EdnerBr@man.ph.sykes.com

Anonymous said...

who cares bout the orcs...what bout this girl who claims to be a writer--shes killing us with this boring bullshit--and you fools are biting....

Anonymous said...

youll be happy to hear..the other day me my friends waited outside a call center in pasig...early a.m. waited for some dumb orcs to leave and we jumped them...kicked the shit out of them.....we even broke one of their precious cellphones...hahahahaha...now that action!!!

Anonymous said...

BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. You, loser Cofibean, are losing it. Inconsistent. Trying hard to be evil. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Trying hard to sound rich. I just couldn't wait til this blog disappears into thin air. Kasi bulok na. Bulok na style mo, my darling. And those who PRETEND TO love you, oh my god get real. Yes, cofibean, feel free to moderate and delete. But I am sure everything I said in here will never leave your teeny weeny brain. Goodbye, love.

Anonymous said...

puki tite kantot!! better post my last 3 comments--you dumb bimbo

Anonymous said...

nakakatuwa ang mga sinusulat mo! i like it! nakakatawa din! kailangan bang laitin mo ang mga Pilipino para lang mamulat sila sa kabulukan ng lipunan dito sa Pilipinas? Rizal, ikaw ba 'yan?
peace out! =p

MaLt- said...

you're good! blog on! :D

ie said...

its actually tiring to see the same old arguments flood the comment boxes of the same blog, and most of them proclaimed in anonymity.

maybe this blog and its comment section only proves that its so easy and so gooooood to really hate somebody, instead of seeing his good points, and constructively criticizing his/her mistakes.

hello to all the anonymous people in this small comment box. very proud of you.

Anonymous said...

wheres my copy and pasted post from cnn..i said post all 3 not 1....disappointed, you didnt post my sex stories either...ya dumb bitch

Anonymous said...

If you don't like "bobo orcs" commenting, then why don't you just change your settings and take away the comment option?

..and you call them all bobo. Say it to the mirror.

You fool..You're such a poser. Stick to one language, will you? I don't think taglish-slang is a language recognized by the "smart" people.

I think you should know that. "SMART" ka, diba?

Anonymous said...

the hell pare!you're like so nakaka-rarr!you are such a bitchy GAY!problema mo?!hindi mo matanggap na lalaki ka kaya nagfifeeling na babae!?!pinoy ka ba?!aba'y kung oo, PUTA!mag-iiba nalang ako ng nationality!!kung ikaw rin lang din magiging kalahi ko,thank you nalang!!!grabe a!!! you're so nakakahiya maging ka-country!!!i hate you!!!don't make lait naman the katutubos...para malaman mo,NANGGALING KA SA KANILA! AT DAHIL NANGGALING KA SA KANILA, ISA KA RING KATUTUBO!!!!! BOBO!!!NILALAIT MO ANG SARILI MO!!! WALA NANG MAS BOBOBO PA SAYO!! AND ONE MORE THING:KUNG MANLALAIT KA IN ENGLISH, MAKE SURE NA TAMA YANG GRAMMAR MO!!!MY GOSH PARE!!

Anonymous said...

you better pos tthis...ya keep ducking my retarded posts...cmon//look at the shit you post let me use u as a launching ground for my nonsense....


sex stories


This is my first story, it is based on my own personal experiences. If it gets a decent rating I'll probably publish a sequel.

BODY:


From our first date I knew that Leanne was a freak, in a good way. I had never expected to get my cock sucked in a 2 dollar theatre on our first date. If you would have told me that I would lose my virginity in her parents bed while they were home I would have called you crazy. She was into every fetish imaginable and we we’re using a box of condoms every week, considering that we spent five days a week at different schools and she spent every Sunday with her family that is an insane amount of sex. I digress. I walked towards her house in the pouring rain. I got in one knock on her door before her arm flew out and pulled me in. She threw me to the ground in her living room and started gnawing on my neck, I tried not to think about vampires. I looked over and saw a huge bottle of lube on the coffee table. Weird, usually the lubricant from the condoms was enough. She unzipped my fly and whipped my dick out so fast that it almost hurt. I jumped up and tackled her onto the couch assuming control. She slipped off her shirt and I started kissing her huge breasts. I reached into my pocket for my condom, but she stopped me. “Not tonight,” she said, “This is going to be special”. I tried not to think about children. She flipped over and grinded her tight ass against my cock. “I want you in my ass tonight,” she said. Without hesitation I tugged down her jeans and g-string together. She tossed me the lube. I squirted it all over her ass and my dick. She turned her head half way towards me and reached both her arms back she rubbed in the lube. “Are you ready?” I asked. She nodded. I carefully aimed my cock using my hands and slid it into her hole. The resistance felt so good. I pumped and pumped as she screamed. “Fuck me! harder! HARDER! oh god! ooh baby! oh daddy!”. “I’m going to finish,” I whispered, “Where do you want it”. I pulled out and she told me to “Surprise her”. Her lips gaping I took my opportunity and plunged my cock in her mouth. The look on her face suggested that she liked the taste of her ass even more than her pussy. Her head bobbed up and down and then I looked over to the front door. It was wide open and her sister was staring at us. I had no idea how long she’d been watching. Leanne couldn’t see her from where she was so she just kept sucking. Her sister’s winked at me and headed up into her bedroom. Right before she got out of my site she blew me a kiss and I blew my load filling Leanne’s mouth.

post this ya dumb broad

*Jules* said...

I just can't get enough of cofibean....I don't even know why?!! Grabe, to the point that I want to meet you personally kaya!

Another Cofibean Fanatic said...

hey cofibean missed yah! happy new year dude!

Kim07 said...

mwhahahaha!! u like the photo of the lil girl?? thats like the ultimate insult to u man... parang, fan mo lil slum girl...uh,u should get some more air man, ur brain needs more oxygen!! hehehehhe!!

Anonymous said...

The hell pare, you're so like, uber zomg. Like, you know?

Anonymous said...

dude..u are so conio..are u gay!? it's funny to read your posts..but there is something really wrong with u..peace out!

Anonymous said...

damn dude.. ang conio mo.. ibang klase ka!.. haha.. rak On!!.. \m/ ok 'tong site mo para sa mga walang magawa.. haha.. astig!!.. what's in this comments section are like government arguments.. wahaha.. in short.. mga arguments na walang kakwentakwenta.. haha.. ge, keep it up dude.. :D
nga pala..
matakot ka sana sa karma..
tsktsktsk..

hani said...

hey..pare.. i like your posts.. :)cutiez eh.. :)anyways..keep blogging..ang coolness kasi eh.. :)

Anonymous said...

orcs orcs orcs everywhere . . . something about them makes me sick.

palamunin@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

you're my hero!

keep on keepin on, i'll read your blog til the day you stop posting.

you are the poster child of this stupid pinoy generation. too bad half of the people who read you don't seem to understand. hahahahahaha.

-miao traiiiiiiin

Anonymous said...

Dont tell me na ven Bryan boy is reading this blog? Damn! Galing mo talagang humakot ng taong bading ka. Pati kapwa mo mading nahahakot mo. Magsama-sama kayo sa impyerno!

Anonymous said...

your still not posting my sex stories...cmon folks you wanna hear sex stories or listen to this retard ramble on bout retards...cofibean sucks dick, dick sucks cofibean, cofibean is a hemaphrodite-cofibean blows orcs, orcs blow cofibean--post my shit not my complaints..post this too..post your real name and gender and location if your not a coward..but you are im sure

Anonymous said...

palamunin@yahoo.com - this email address belongs to a fag

Anonymous said...

some orc porked your GF huh-banged her horny ass huh?----hey answer me you fag palamunin@yahoo.com

while you blew your BF right? fag!

i work in People Support cmon down take shot at anyone of us....hagang blog comment ka lng..supot si palamunin@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

you did not post any of my sex stories!!!

Anonymous said...

all you haters just got a little sand in your vaginas. it's HIS blog, and he did write a disclaimer. don't blame him because he already told you that he is offensive, doesn't know political correctness, would hack your with a 3 foot chainsaw, but you went on reading anyway. or maybe you're just too busy scratching your sandfilled pussies that's why you didn't read it.

siya nga pala, hanggang ngayon ba di niyo pa rin gets ang joke sa blog na to?! GAWD it's almost been 2 and a half years!

Anonymous said...

lame

Anonymous said...

i want sex stories

Anonymous said...

to all those haters..nothing..(if u guys understand that)

if y'all want some more laughs go to

twochineseboys.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

I have big big dick!!!! WHAT SAY YOU!!!!

Anonymous said...

ah really? you sound like a little bitch to me. haha!

Anonymous said...

ah really!!! you are a bitch!!

Anonymous said...

PARE
MERON KA ATANG
RKS...RICH KID SYNDROME
YOUR SUCHA LOSER TALGA PARE
MAKING SULAT THESE
FOR WHAT
ARTIFICIAL DILDO
WAKE UP
MOODER FAKER

Anonymous said...

THE WAY YOU WRITE??
IT'S SOOOOOOOO GAY PARE!!
AND IT'S BAGAY TO YOU TO ACT RICH PARE!!
I CAN SMELL YOU RIGHT HERE PARE

Anonymous said...

r u 4 reaaaaaaaall?

Anonymous said...

another TRYING HARD SHOKWE! ang BAKLA BAKLA mo PARE!! wakekeke

Anonymous said...

well all i can say cofibean improve your style a little bit there smelling your rotten secret hahaha peace out...

wag nio naman cya tirahin ng tirahin d2 kce bka malay nio lang since his childhood eh even attention ng parents nya eh di maibgay sa kanya understand and respect..

too good to be true

nga pla penmanship ng cofibean mo halatang gangster style anung chapter ka ba..
peace out

Juan Dela Cruz

Anonymous said...

nilalait mo yung mga poor people ng orcs, eh it seems na you are just describing yourself eh. you're so trying hard. wala ka siguro makausap noh kundi yung apat na pader ng bahay nyu kaya ka ganyan? wawa ka naman. you're such a pathetic emo.

Anonymous said...

why don't you try looking at the bright side of things? ang panget mo siguro kaya ka galit sa mundo.

Anonymous said...

galing mo pare!..what if mabasa to ni manny pacquiao? i bet, left hook and uppercut ang abutin mo! the hell!^_^..V ..he is like an orc before no! you know..ahaha..wla lng..ehehe..nkakatuwa..

Anonymous said...

galing mo pare!..what if mabasa to ni manny pacquiao? i bet, left hook and uppercut ang abutin mo! the hell!^_^..V ..he is like an orc before no! you know..ahaha..wla lng..ehehe..nkakatuwa..

Anonymous said...

galing mo pare!..what if mabasa to ni manny pacquiao? i bet, left hook and uppercut ang abutin mo! the hell!^_^..V ..he is like an orc before no! you know..ahaha..wla lng..ehehe..nkakatuwa..