Uber talaga pare sa busy the Holiday Season that I had. Grabe pa the dami of the kapal face na workers of my mom. It's like baho talaga our house last Christmas because of all the pulubis asking for pamaskos. Duh! As if naman I gave them anything no. The hell talaga pare! The only good thing I had last Christmas was the tons of gifts I received! See pare, dami talaga tao who loves me. I threw na nga some of the cheap ones. Kasi naman I don't have anything to do with those cheap gifts coming from the maids and my useless driver. The fuck! Obvious naman na they are just making sipsip lang to me no. Asa pa them! I'm planning na nga of firing all of them especially Mang Tonyo. I don't need a driver na kaya. I'm like a year older na kaya. By the way, I celebrated nga pala my birthday recently pare kaya I wasn't able to blog. Hectic talaga my sked. The only thing na pwede kong gawin was to approve and reject some comments here. Asa pa talaga the orcs na I will approve some of their lame death threats and loser comments. FUCK YOU ORCS! ASA PA YOU ALL NO! Again, wala kayong say here. Please, stop messing with my aura you baho orcs!
Below are some highlights of my Christmas and New Year Vacation pare:
December 20: Our company's Christmas party. Hinde nga ako umattend. I know naman na some of our employees will just make pacute na naman to me just like what happened last Christmas. Tama bang to kiss me while greeting me Merry Christmas daw. The hell talaga pare! So baho pa their lips no! Haven't they heard of lip gloss man lang with antibac? Kadire kasi baka they will pass pa some germs to other people they kiss. Don't want myself to get contaminated pare. Sayang my face na gawa ni Belo.
December 24: My stupid lolo once again called a family reunion at the house of my tita. It's like he's nearing death na kasi. And as his favorite apo, I got the chance to light the Christmas Candle as part of our clan's tradition. As usual, andun na naman all my stupid cousins together with my stupid titas and their ugly husbands. It really sent shivers down my spine talaga pare just thinking na my relatives are all pangets. Good thing my mom and dad were both goodlooking to produce such a kick ass uber sa gwapong son. Shit talaga pare.. I bet nga some of my girl cousins pa nga had a crush on me. The hell pare! They are so kadire no! I don't make patol kaya sa pinsans ko. I'm not a pig kaya!
December 25: Our family went to Hongkong to celebrate the Christmas Season there. But I checked in at a different hotel. Don't want to be restricted on how I'm going to spend my Christmas kaya. So I did some shopping. Konti lang nabili ko pare. All the malls were crowded kasi by some filipino viajeras buying some rtw's to sell dito sa pinas. Hay! Filipino mentality talaga. I mean, We have naman our own products, why buy pa sa Hongkong? Bobo talaga some Filipinos.
December 30: Celebrated my 23rd birthday. So it's official na pare. I'm 23 years old na!
December 31: My dad bought Php 250,000 worth of paputoks to show our neighbors that we are really filthy rich unlike them na lusis lang kayang i-afford. Kasi according to my grandmama when she was still alive, it's lucky daw to welcome the new year with lots of firecrackers. I hope she's right. Kasi the 250k worth of paputok is really something. I know I'm not gay or anything but I was really teary eyed talaga pare when I watched the firecrackers put on a show. Grabe talaga pare! The works talaga! Galing kasi the fireworks expert my dad hired to setup everything for us. I was imagining pa nga na sana all the orcs were inside the firecracker hut the engineer built para I could see them all go up in flames. Para complete na sana my happiness this New Year. Damn pare! I'm really mean no.
Our callcenter office nga pala will be operational na early February.
One more thing, I received nga pala this photo that was sent to my email by someone. Cute sana kaso it's soo masa pare. I mean, can you please put a little class on it. Wag naman ganyan na as if naman I have a heart for the masa. The hell! Still I appreciate it. Send more pare! Send it to email@example.com.
The favorite gift that I received came from my mom. It was a dude doll with a Rado watch as a belt. So sweet talaga my mom no? Also the shirt, which I got from one of my stupid cousin. Calvin Klein shirt that was bought in New York daw.
Well maybe thats all for today. Happy New Year losers!