Tuesday, June 08, 2010

The Drowning Katutubo Economy

Tangina pare. It has been quite some time since the last time I made kwento here at my blog. Been busy kasi energizing my aura due to some tanginang moments that happened. I will not share na lang para wala ng katutubos to comment pa on them. The hell no!

Ok here's the deal pare, just got back here sa pinas from an uber long vacation at my aunt. Bad trip kasi my mom for messing my life with that pasosyal na girl eh. Its obvious naman na I dont like her no. Shit talaga. She was too clingy pare. Good thing I made takas before they ruined my life completely. Yeah.. THEY pare! It was really a conspiracy theory. I really don't know na nga who's on my side na. I think they are all ganging up on me. I was like muntik ng maging criminal pa because of that bitch. Since the kwento is so haba pare, I'll just cut it short na lang. I made sakal the clingy bitch because I couldn't stand her feeling my wife na agad attitude. So kapal dude diba?

Anyways, I wasn't able to vote pare. Pero its ok lang. I think all the candidates that ran for some pwestos are all trapos naman eh. I mean, come on dude?! I think you katutubos already learned from your past. Ok, its given na that some of you primitivos are stupid. Pero don't tell me dude that you gained another quality from the recent election? Memory gap... Confabulating much? Sheesh! Pathetic natives!

Ok, I'll just try to remind you lang ha. Below are some politicians who ran in the recently held election.

Manny Villar: C5 at Tyaga.
Erap Estrada: Edsa 3, Anyone care to place their bet at the jueteng currently being played at the boracay mansion? As in now na!
Noynoy Aquino: Mama, Papa and Sis of the Hacienda Luisita. Not to mention the highest rated candidate of Pulse Asia of which by the way is owned by HIS relatives: Rafael Cojuangco Lopa, Antonio Cojuangco, etc. Obviously, he ran on nothing but the memory of his parents.
Lito Lapid: Leon Guerero anyone? Or is it Guerrero? O come on pare, lets not QUARRY este quarrel about this.
Ralph Recto: The author and defender of the EVAT LAW. Need I say more?
Ferdinand Marcos Jr.: Martial Law and Edsa 1.
Bong Revilla: Before doing the lame ochocho, care for some Kap's Amazing Photos? Click here. And here pa.

Shit pare, dito na my stoopid driver.. I'll try to write some more na lang later.

28 comments:

domjullian said...

buhay pa pala driver mo

Anonymous said...

Keep up the funny stories pre! :DDD

keb said...

omg you're back!

lars (not my real name) said...

base! glad to hear from you. it's been along time isn't it?

mark said...

"Ralph Recto: The author and defender of the EVAT LAW. Need I say more?"

I'd say so, it's quite rare for a politician to defend something clearly unpopular because their was a need to cut the deficit. Course it would've been better if we had cut spending instead and kicked out all those useless bureaucrats and politicians.

It's far easier for politicians would to go the populist route of higher spending and having future generations pay for it while taking advantage of the stupidity of the "natives" (eg senior citizens discount, cheaper meds law, price controls)

Anonymous said...

welcome back!

Anonymous said...

welcome back!

Gram Math said...

wow pare, good to hear from you.

Anonymous said...

pare, the election is like tapos na...you are so behind kaya with the news...
anyway, where did you go pala dude?
did you travel all over europe with your aunt?? i bet you did because only sophisticated people travel there...states is like so baduy at masa kaya...
are you still using Obagi skin treatment pa??? i am still using the cleanser pare, but i've stopped using muna the tretinoin because it made my skin peel a lot...
ingat ka pare sa mga orcs, and blog more often ha...

renante said...

kudos mark..

need i say more..
ok..
i salute Ralph Recto.. at least he passed an income generating law.. di tulad ng ibang trapo.. puro gastos at pang uuto lng alam.. babatikusin ang evat don din naman cla nakuha ng pondo sa papogi nila.. hypocrites as they say..

need i say more?

Nymphetamine said...

just discovered your site yesterday and just finished reading all of your entries now.

Hmm, nakakatuwa. I'm entertained.

It's your opinion. I'm a VA, virtual assistant, who slaves my ass of to earn a decent figure.

I'm not mad at your posts kasi hindi naman ako natatamaan eh. hehe. I'm not like those orcs you frequently bump into.

Anyway, hope you keep posting your thoughts.

Ciao!

Anonymous said...

Keep it coming, napapasaya mo kami.

Anonymous said...

i've been hearing so much of you... you're kinda interesting man, huh..

isabella said...

you're back!! =)

Anonymous said...

cant believe you found those kind of pictures of bong revilla.

auy said...

Hi

Anonymous said...

Wow, up to now you're still so bobo pa rin sa English dude? Sabagay, wala nang remedyo sa kabobohan.

Anonymous said...

Nah, you're getting boring. Where's all the panglalait of the katutubo orcs mabaho call center monkeys? Tangina pare, what's with all your politics commentary? Love mo pala ang mabaho na katutubo economy natin?

jeremejazz said...

Yeah pare!

Anonymous said...

Laos ka na. Hindi na ganong karami ang comments mo

Anonymous said...

cofibean chupain mo nalang ako tapos jakulin kita. masasarapan ka sa akin pare. Pwede rin kitang tirahin sa behind kung gusto mo. malaki to.

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Anonymous said...

Tang ina pare, patay ka na ba? I've been hearing so much about your "popular" blogs, but damn that was like ages ago! Oh come on pare, tangina dude!

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