Saturday, August 18, 2007

Shit Pare.. Sayang the Cars!



Claude called me yesterday to inform me about the Subic Bay cars. She made sabi lang that one of his tito daw owned one of the unclaimed luxury cars. I mean, why on hell would the government crush such precious rides? Are they insane na ba? I mean those cars when auctioned could sell for millions pa diba! It could even feed and clothe thousands of natives that are lurking the streets of metro wearing ukay ukay shirts lang. Tangina! I was like muntik ng mahimatay when I saw the video clip on youtube. My heart talaga was really aching seeing the BMW X5's and GTO sports car being crushed to zero ground level. I think I said the word shit a thousand times while watching the clip. As in shit talaga! Shit! Shit! Shit!

I remember asking my dad to call Commissioner Morales to at least save one of the remaining luxury cars para saken kasi my car was like sira na. I even heard kasi Congressman Suarez even offered 8 million for one of the luxury vehicles. E my dad was like richer naman than that congressman no. I mean, I've seen his collection of cars and its nothing fancy naman pare. My late Tito Archie has a nicer collection of muscle cars before sa California. I personally liked his 1965-1973 Classic Mustangs Collection. I wonder what happened na to those cars. I'll call nga my tita tomorrow.

Anyways pare, going back to the luxury cars. I was like making hinayang talaga to the thing they did to those precious rides... My aura literally left my body pare upon seeing those uber cool cars being smashed to like oblivion. Tangina! Are they blind ba pare not to see that those are priceless? Just one car is worth daan libong katutubo lives na? I mean, there are many squatter areas worth bulldozing dito sa pinas, why pa the cars? E diba nga mother earth is helping na get rid of all the baho masa by means of sunod-sunod ng storms here sa pinas. Shit lang talaga that the baho natives have power grips kaya naman its so hirap for mother earth to wipe 'em clean na eh. The gorvernment should read na those natural signs pare. Its about time na. I think they should divert na their attentions from being stupid into being matalino by putting an end to poverty. Its obvious naman kasi that the streets are flooded because of the filth these people generate everyday.. clogging most of the sewerage systems dito sa pinas.

Smash na lang those orcs to pieces. Wag lang the rides. Sayang kasi the cars eh.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

onga. rock on. yay una ako. hahaha

shai said...

I agree. They could've auctioned those cars and donate it to charity or to the needy people. Sayang shet!ht

amicus said...

yey! your back.
yeah, sayang nga yung mga kotse.
keep blogging. more power!!

Benski said...

this is just so true! i know how you felt ha!

talagang nalungkot ako sa GTO tska sa X5s. dapat nagtira sila ng isang X5 for me :D

Anonymous said...

Hi..do you anyone that goes by the name of angelito castro? thanks!

Anonymous said...

sayang tlga puñeta!

Ederic said...

Hey cofi, musta?

Do u know a certain Malu Fernandez of People Asia? You should read her controversial article and our comments. Many bloggers are so galit at her na for insulting our kababayans abroad.

My friends and I suspect she's trying to make gaya you. Pero di bale. She failed naman. You're orig pa rin. Hehe. ;)

Anonymous said...

or lets use it as a payment for our utang to the other countries. sows.

Anonymous said...

may pukenyetang customs pa kasi eh! sila dapat ang i crush not those cars!

Anonymous said...

Why naman kasi they have to crush those precious, astig cars d b?! So tanga talaga nila ever! Sana nagpa-auction na lang sila and give na lang the money to nice foundations pati orphanages. Soo bobo nga nila! -=NiX=-

Anonymous said...

Yup i agree.. sana auction na lng well.. may point din naman si presidente eh.. kasi most likely, yun mga smuglers din yung mag-participate sa auction.. dapat sinama na lng nila yung mga smuglers at mga katutubong orc hehehee..
Go cofibean hehehe

anonymous =) said...

sana may magsmuggle ule ng cars para masaya! =)
anyway...they are just wasting their time lang talaga, they're so bobo na nga that maybe they think na the "baho natives" will actually be impressed at what they did..i pity na nga those mangyans eh kase they are still alive and suffering pa, gloria ba naman is so asa dba?

nice post, as usual

Anonymous said...

" E diba nga mother earth is helping na get rid of all the baho masa by means of sunod-sunod ng storms here sa pinas. Shit lang talaga that the baho natives have power grips kaya naman its so hirap for mother earth to wipe 'em clean na eh."
Man you really are hilarious!=D Imagine those "power grips" the natives, as you call them, have? It's actually the same power grips your aura should have, so it wont leave your body next time. Keep it up bro. You make us smile! =D

Anonymous said...

Post more coz I enjoy your style. You know Malu Fernandez? I blogged abot her at http://www.offbeatmom.blogspot.com and you might want to see the details of the controversy here http://www.markxander.blogspot.com

More posting!

Anonymous said...

oh don't tell me Malu is your relative or your friend at mawawala na yung enjoyment ko sa blog mo. Anybody who is associated with Malu Fernandez is hate ko na kasi.

Aia said...

They could've sold the cars and payed off the country's debts. Instead, they added garbage to the Philippine's decreasing lands. Very smart. The Philippine government, ugh.

Anonymous said...

akala ko ba mayaman ka?eh bat nanghihinayang ka?*laughtrip*

Anonymous said...

"akala ko ba mayaman ka?eh bat nanghihinayang ka?*laughtrip*"

tsk tsk. kababawan na naman ang pinapairal. cars cost money. talagang sayang yun. kahit saang anggulo mo tignan.

Anonymous said...

from what university are you? you're talking garbage dude. magtagalog ka nalang kung di mo kayang magsalita ng diretsong ingles. Im not gonna explain myself to you.your brain might explode.

Anonymous said...

basura. bayot ka! bayot ka! im gonna beat the crap out of u u freakin fag!

Asta Qauliyah said...

Nice blog. I think, we can exchange our links and i'll give you some post from Indonesia Country

Anonymous said...

For a minute there I thought you were concerned about the "baho natives" you said. Well it's a pity they didn't sell them though. I quite feel that you should try to take off the comment moderation so you can hear both the agreeing and disagreeing sides. Goodluck on your blogging, uh, career. Just don't reveal yourself if you don't want trouble.

Anonymous said...

oo sayang. kaso hindi na kasi kailangan ng mga tao sa customs. meron na raw silang mas magaganda pa.

grandstanding.

para naman sa comment mo, bago mamatay ang mga mahihirap dahil sa tumitinding kahirapan, sana mamatay ka muna sa baho bunganga mo at dumi ng makitid mong isip.

rye!?! said...

sayang nga tala yung mga kotse... pwede naman nila i auction yun sa mga katulad ny oand we could give the proceeds to the NGOs that help the homeless... pity pity pity...

Anonymous said...

wadda hale!! siguro your so called friend claude, if ever hindi sya your imaginaqry friend, is somewhat connected with some bum orc syndicates evading duties from the customs!

And watta shoo off you are to mention those thrash cars that plans on rolling at the philippine highways.

Its better they get crashed beforehand. So flithy na is the air, so heavy na the congestion of traffic and yet your gonna allow more of those nox generating machines?

I should know, i use a hybrid! first of its brand to roll the philippine rough roads pare! And i don't stoop down to orcs like you do, you second class patethic social elevationist!

And yeah it came here the legal way, i paid all the taxes no grease money not even a loop-hole. 15million tax is only a few euros!

So yeah! go die in envy cofibean!

if you've met me, you might think were a match but no, you only got dollars and few million piso. I got euros pare!

Again, die in envy. And when your clinically dead, let your pathetic doc orcs give you a second life, so you can die again in envy of me!


its meh,
filthy richer than you, cofi

-RichRoastBean

Anonymous said...

Tadew ka ah!

CafePuroNonDRicher said...

Richroasbean:

Its pretty obvious na u are working in the callcenter industry because of the following reasons:

1. You never mentioned the model of car you own.
2. You are fond of bragging.
3. You are full of sarcasm when you are referring to cofibean. I can even taste your bitterness while reading your post.

Bow.

Anonymous said...

wow. its so ginaw nman.
payabangan ba itong napuntahan ko?
God, what is wrong with you people?
you're claming that you're rich but you sound like a social climber. eww. totally.
yeah, nakakapanghinayang na mawala yung mga luxury cars pero dude, smuggled yon. If you're rich, really rich, hindi ka papatos ng smuggled cars. yuck. buy a car and pay the righteous tax. buying a smuggled luxury car would make you cheaper than you are right now.
duh ^^
your english is good. better than a prep in the nayon. ^^

Anonymous said...

kamowne!
kailangan pa pala ng approve effect ni konyo superstar.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!

sabrina said...

you are the epitome of "stummheit"... bet you know what that means because your not one of those stupid bobo orcs that you claim to be.

and one more thing. our maids can speak in straight english.

andee said...

my gosh. what's wrong with you people? can't u appreciate a bit of satirical fun? grow up, guyz

Anonymous said...

hahaha! ur amusing!

haha. said...

Oh my gosh! The site amused me, you're a certified true blue conyo! A 5 star rating OMG!!!Plus you're making yourself look like an ass! Hahaha! I sooper love you! Hail to an ass like you!!!:p And no, I won't go to disneyland, gosh! Your site is hardcore entertaining because I cannot believe a dumbass like you ever thought of putting up a site like this! Whoa! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

u know what i pity u, ur blog just reflects the personality that you have. if u don't like the people here in our country then flee. Bakit m pingasisiksikan sarili m d2 kung ayaw m pla dba? we don't need a person like u, coz ur such a waste in this country. also, if you don't have something good to say just keep it to yourself.

Anonymous said...

haha nakakatawa ung inconsistencies m.. i thought ur rich pro dka makaafford ng DSL.. hanggang internet cards ka lng haha..funny..pathetic social climber

i doubt if you'll post this

check nyo to: (his previous blog)


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Anonymous said...

buwakang ina mo!!!