Saturday, May 05, 2007

Spidey is a Wuss!


Tangina pare! Spiderman 3 was a total disappointment. I've watched it last May 1 and how I wished I stayed home na lang that day than make pila pa along with the natives and orcs at the Mall of Asia. Good thing most of our katutubo store employees were all like nagkakagulo pa to kiss my ass so I asked na lang one of them to buy the ticket for me. So yun na nga diba? That was the first time I sashayed deep into that masa infested mall. Eto ka pare, I just learned lang that day that there's a Calvin Klein store pala at that mall. And it was really lapit lang pala to our boutique! The only dissapointing thing lang about their store pare is that their shopping bag is kinda substandard. The Stores Specialists, Inc. ad and promo head should talk to me to get some pointers on product presentation pare. I'm like really good at that kasi. My dad kasi invited pa Jane Werner from the Fashion Institute, New York last year to conduct a seminar for our boutique. So diba pare, I learned from the best thats why I'm like a master na rin when it comes to merchandising and retail operations.

So yun na nga diba, going back to the movie pare, I suggest for you to bring a box of tissue paper because the movie was made entirely for crybabies and losers! Tangina pare. Sayang lang my money for that crappy feel good movie. I mean, I think I know better than the creator of that film. I'm a collector kasi of Marvel comic books before and I even have an Xmen 1979 Christmas issue as part of my collection. And the hell talaga pare they did to the Venom character. They made him patay agad that soon! And whats with the flying sand pare? Duh! Sands dont have wings naman diba? So how come they are flying?!!! Shitty plot talaga I tell you. They are talking trash pare. I mean its all about love, forgiveness and other mushy crapolas. Tangina.. I enjoyed pa nga more my granola bar than the movie itself. Eto ka pa pare! I chose pa a seat that was infront of the screen so I was like point blank watching the movie and para walang natives to disturb me while watching. Tapos there are some part pa that they made patawa.. The hell talaga pare.. all the natives was like laughing na.. but not me pare.. HELL NOT ME PARE! I mean, I have good taste dude. And I know a good movie when I see one. And that movie was like tangina talaga. So kakainit ng head. And that Tobey Maguire guy was really irritating. Always trying to make pacute eh he's not even cute pare no. Specially when he made the pacool dance pare. Feeling cool runnings as in! My butthole is waaaaay cuter than him kaya. Really creepy pare I tell you. Good thing talaga I have my box of granola with me or else I'm already dead na pare. Because the movie literally bored me to death. So there.

75 comments:

Bino/Geno said...

Nice one nice one. Pero panunuorin ko parin. Haha.

Benski said...

IDOL, one word.

ditto!

Anonymous said...

nice..i agree na pa-cute lang talaga c tobey..

Anonymous said...

you are highly entertaining.

T-sha said...

ganda naman nung movie eh ;p except dun sa part na punk look na sia tapos sobrang mahangin maglakad. ehehe!

dalaifollower said...

tang ina mo! portray all-too-cold-hard-to-please-butthead-too-obssessto-ur-own-butthole-freakin'shallowtoomean. thnx as part of spidy production, i'll take that as a compliment. would u mind becoming the next big thingy star of spiderweb? i'd be honored.

saisho said...

i didn't like spidey3 as well.

Anonymous said...

You made me laugh dude. :))

jamzie said...

lol... u rock big time pare!!! i dig you na nga eh.. ur so orc kase eh!
effective ang satire! swear!
nyhahaha..

luv you cofi!!!

bloggista said...

on the spot ka ngayun cofi i completely agree with you!

just want to point out something, why are you watching a movie alone?

Billycoy said...

i will be happier if i see cofibean in that spiderman costume instead...

that will be waay to cool!

Joey P. said...

flying sand? more like a sandstorm to me...

peter parker dancing with the black alien attitude... reminded of someone who's under E... hehehe

alphafemme said...

i dont like spidey.

batman rules. errrr, long as christian bale pa rin. hehe.

Anonymous said...

sana you make labas na lang pare if you were bored na pare. or naghihinayang ka binayad mo pare?

Horny Peter said...

I don't like the movie too! Mas maganda pa rin yung Spider-Man 1 and 2. Ano ba nangyari sa screenwriter ng movie na yon?

Anyway, like your blog entries pare, kase they are over cool pare. Link kita sa blog ko ha? Salamat!

kangkongkernitz said...

wtf..

Super Nova said...

Lufeet! I agree with you. I absolutely hated S3, panget!

Anonymous said...

nice blog! you made me laugh. :))

omen13 said...

well, christian bale pa rin yung next batman sa The Dark Knight movie which will come out in 2008.

and about spiderman, it was anticipated so much that it was a total disappointment cause it didn't match the anticipation of the people.

AND YES NAGUPDATE ULIT!

angela said...

damn i love the spidey3 movie. for all its worth, it was a sight to see tobey playing an emo kid. it was hilarious.

more more more cofi!

and just so you know, cofi, i watched the movie twice. one in imax and one in a regular theatre. watch it on imax, maybe you'll change your mind. =)

Anonymous said...

fuck off mutha fucker!

Anonymous said...

stupid movie. it was a waste of time and money.

by the way, this poser named starboxcofi sucks!

what a dumb ass

jo3y said...

taena pare, i cant imagine you're seating with the orcs masa pare. i ask myself pare, taena, i think you're one of them pare. why you make pilit watching the movie if no kwenta pare. sana you make labas nalang pare, magkano lang bayad sa sine pare. hehehe

eloiski said...

waahahah! ang lupet pare!
u sayang lang ur pera, pare!
buti na lang me pare ndi nagwatch coz mas lyk ku ung Shrek 3 pare! nyahahaah!!!

Jun said...

I haven't watched "Spiderman 3" yet and now i'm thinking twice if i'm gonna watch it in few days....But just wondering, Cofibean if you're going to make a movie, what movie title you have in mind? Let me guess.... HELLMAN (killing cofibean)...ahihihihi.... anyway, i like your blogs..... so coooollllll... keep it up! YOU ROCK!!!!^^^^

Anonymous said...

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Like they were trying really really hard to add something to that spideybart sequel, that it turned out to be TRASH...

xx missingriid xx

**im so-so wasted i cannot remember my blogspot account password. Shtoopid me. LOL.

garytarugo said...

One word: BITIN! Kulang yung tatlong kalaban. Hindi man lang nahirapan si Spider-man. Tsaka masyadong maiksi. Sana man lang ginawa nilang apat na oras yung sine. Tsaka sana dinagdagan pa nila yung drama at emo parts kasi yun naman talaga ang pinunta ng mga tao sa Spider-man.

Anonymous said...

Sinong nagsabi na naaliw ang mga tao sa drama? Ika nga ni cofi, "Just bunch of crapolas!"

Obviously, naubusan na ng creative juice and writer ng Spider Man kung kaya pati comedy pinasok na. Masyadong try hard. Nakakainis lang.

Tin2 said...

YOU'RE SO RIGHT, PARE! I mean, totally it was so sayang for Sam Raimi to just throw the movie into an uneventful stir of crapolas, sobra! Asar talaga ako sa itsura ni Tobey Maguire, he's so fugly, kadiri! Dapat mafeature review mo sa Rotten Tomatoes!

Anonymous said...

whats up with this people imitating this pathetic guy. Ginagaya niyo pa yung konyo english niya. You guys have no lives at all... Youre better off kissing Cofibean's ass. go to hell with him suckers!!

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Mguel Tolibas said...

You are saying that you're part of the higher elites, the socialites? But then, you're way of writing, let alone your eloquence and choice of words say otherwise.

What's your degree? Did you even finish high school, pare? If you're such an ass about everything masa and orcish, then lock-up yourself in your fucking air-conditioned room and die out of your stinking, rotten bile.

If ever you're a true elite, then I'd rather renounce my being one. Puta, you're such a big loser.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Cofi.

I am a fan of your blog, the earlier posts. What happened? Your latest posts have been somewhat boring and predictable? PLEAASSEEE, Cofi, try to find the magic again? And, ignore these stupid people who are stupid enough to keep on reading your posts and have the nerve to get offended. Mga KSP lang ang mga yan. But please, find the magic again.

Anonymous said...

cofibean has magic? i don't think so! i think she just run out of imaginative ideas to post in her blog.. or maybe someone has discovered her identity so she is now wussy to post another blog.. scrady cat!

Anonymous said...

Cofi, don't mind the two orcs looking for the jologs magic. I'm still a fan. Continue posting. Dont mind them. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Please post naman my comments oh. Been trying to advertise a much cooler blog than yours. Please post it asshole!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, nagsayang lang ako ng pera.

Iyakin si Spidey!

Anonymous said...

OMG!

Ur still alive?

What happened to the solicitation before para ipahunting ka?

You must be boy palos to avoid the bounty hunters.

Puki mo!

Anonymous said...

Well I for one can still feel the magic. Sana alisin na ni Cofi yung moderation dito para mas masaya tulad before.

Anonymous said...

Haaay!!!! I really agreeable to you pinagsasabi.. Wa nga beautification effort ang inexertize sa movie na yon eh... Anyway, ngayon ko lang nabasa mga blogs mo, and they're really cool.. I even agreed in everything you said.. Even though hindi naman ako kasing yaman tulad mo, and i think your are far more richer than i am... and infairness i like your choices of wordings, they're really Eye catchings... More power and please dont stop posting your great blogs...

Anonymous said...

PARE coňo ka ba? e bket prang pang jologs din nman pagsusulat mo??!!! la k din nman pinag iba! HAHAHA! syet!

a typical choleric girl said...

hay nako pareh, abnormal ka talaga..hahaha!!! sinu naman ka-date mu sa MOA?? heller.. but in fairness, spiderman 3 sucked bigtime..as in..i couldnt believe that after all the wait, that is what they've produced....talk about all the mediatalk they always make..buti nalang u have ur granola bar..ako kase..naka-lollipop lang ako sa moviehouse...hehehehe see u around! mis u!

btw, tanggalin mu na yang moderation mu..nyeta istorbo

Anonymous said...

discrimination.. i hate discrimination.. people who think they are better than everyone else even if its just for fun are worse than trash. Lalo na mga stand up comics na napapanood ko na nangaasar para lang magpatawa.. nakakasuka. what the hell kind of society we live in? shame on you for patronizing this kind of shit.

kabalweg said...

I still think Spiderman 3 is good enough as the first 2.

::life of a programmer

Anonymous said...

pare... i hate spidey din eh... boring movie...

dyosa said...

the best ka talagang pakshet ka!...

Chareon said...

Disappointing nga siya. ^_^ Maybe because the first batch of people who watched it kept on saying it was nice, so the next batch expected something good, and so on. But it was okay. ^_^

Anonymous said...

you could have just went out. movie tickets don't cost a fortune in the first place. and dude, stop acting like you're conio shit. can you not even write in straight english? from what planet did you come from? seems to me that you haven't learned basic english sentence construction dearie. and drop the pare, it makes the entries soooo gay.

Anonymous said...

you are a plain idiot.. are you gay?

Anonymous said...

hello, have you watched saw 1 2 and 3? well, jigsaw and me almost have the same perspective, mine is only more gory and painful so i suggest you stop this or one day you're going to end up in a room chained to a steel pipe with only pitch black in sight.

till you grow old.

Kan said...

so ikaw pala si cofibean?! hah.. akala ko naman kung sinong prominenteng tao ka. pwede ba pare, quit making gaya to my blog na nga! i know atenista ako, pero bakit ba masyado kang insecure sakin?!

yung mga fans mo naman sandamakmak na mga inutil rin.. san mo pinala yang mga yan? mas bobo ka na nga sa atenistang tulad ko, mas bobo pa sila sayo? my golly, pugad pala ng mga bugok tong blog mo pare eh.

please lang ah, stop making gaya to my blog na. gumamit ka ng sarili mong style, inutil ka gago pakshet tangina mo kala mo jan atenista ako di mo kilala kung sino kinakalaban mo gago ka atenista to para ka na ring bumunggo sa pader ulul ka...

Anonymous said...

LOL! you are sooo right. Its stupid that one minute, harry and peter were killing each other, and then you turn around and they're a stupid tag-team. the plot DOES NOT MAKE SENSE at all. I dunno,maybe its because they wanted it to be too much of a family-film they forgot to make sense out of it...

Our money was WASTED.

kathy said...

i agree..sooooo disappointing yung spiderman. sana you watched nalang after may 1, kainis kasi, i tried to watch kaso sold out na sa ayala malls..pangit talaga yung SP3..

Anonymous said...

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Grabe yan kung insultuhin si haring cofi! Resbak!

zeitgeist said...

ay, grabe. bulok nga ang spiderman3. nakakainis.

Anonymous said...

hinahangin kasi ang buhangin diba.

Kan Tutero said...

yo dude, cant you please tell you're super non-intelligent bacterious fans to get away of my blog now? cos their damage to me and my school now eh so plz, tell them to go off...

Ederic said...

Hahah aliw naman. May mga "orc" and "natives" pa ring visitors si Cofi. :p

blanchee said...

hahaha..cofi!ang saya2 ko today..and ur the reason why..jst keep postin'.

Anonymous said...

please please PLEASE try to talk decently. your over exaggerated use of TAGLISH is really disgusting.

Anonymous said...

thank you for gracing us with your wonderful grammar. its been very entertaining. i hope you dont mind me asking but.. are you gay?

Anonymous said...

haha! im starting to be your fan also.:))

keep it up.

join force kaya kau ni kan?
bwahahaha!>:)

Anonymous said...

cofi awayin mo nga yung orc na poser atenista kuno hahaha jologs orc sya

Anonymous said...

i came across your site from forwarded messages in Yahoo Messenger. apparently your grammar has catched ALOT of attention.

mmm congratulations?

Anonymous said...

DO YOU REALLY TALK LIKE THAT IN PERSON? THANK GOD YOURE NOT ONE OF MY FRIENDS.

YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME A MAJOR EPILEPTIC MIGRAIN.

Ninchibu said...

cut the spidey some slack naman. at least he looks uber cute with eyeliner on dubaaah! :D

Anonymous said...

wow ....its been a year since your routine ran sour on me...i thought id check back to see if it changed....same gay anitcs..and people are still biting..congratulations.....why dont you change the routine or apporach or something, higher level, just a suggestion you homo, your the blogger

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red said...

napaka insecure nga na poser eh.. ayaw ba naman approve yung comment ko sa site niya>> oh shit so you're the lame-ass kid trying to level himself with cofibean? oh my fuckin god.. first of your grammar, or wait i should say spelling.. is totally fucked up! atenean? yeah right? YOU'RE A POSER.. might as well have you mugged in katipunan.. second, cofi following your style? what the hell? view this http://www.blogger.com/profile/06560245317063258246
cofi has bean on blogger sing 2000 fuckin 5! and you? what? april 2007? let's ask everybody in this damn blog-o-sphere who the hell is as you said "making gaya to your blog?" wtf right? know what? before even trying to mess with the supremos of the blog world, damn you should probly learn how to fuckin write and compose.. such an atenean.. you're a fuckin disgrace.. and as much as i would like to further debilitate you're puny mind i would leave that to others who with me hate fuckin, no-good, shithead posers the likes of you..

Anonymous said...

Hey cofibean! Hehehe... Eeewww! :P Pare noh, ang corny naman! Bwahahaha... U know, tangina! Hahaha... Balik ka muna 2nd year hs hehehe... Sa level na yun tinuturo what to write and how to compose. Hehehe... 'Pag eto di mo inapprove, tae ka! Nyahaha... pacoño effect eh taglish naman parang mas malala pa sa iskwater nyahehe and lastly, puro negative sinusulat mo hindi nakakatulong sa mga bloggers and readers. Ganun ka kastupid! Go to hell!

Anonymous said...

jo3y said...
taena pare, i cant imagine you're seating with the orcs masa pare. i ask myself pare, taena, i think you're one of them pare. why you make pilit watching the movie if no kwenta pare. sana you make labas nalang pare, magkano lang bayad sa sine pare. hehehe




YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Lol. xD

Anonymous said...

love your blog pare.. cant stop giggling and chuckling.. but then again, YOU suck! lolz.. just kidding..

CRISLEONARD said...

"My butthole is waaaaay cuter than him kaya."

Hahahaha... you faggot... nice post man!

Anonymous said...

kung you are uber rich pare, mag migrate ka na sa mars. The space suit is so cheap lang namn for a filthy rich like you. And mura lang ang oxygen. They come in budget packs pa nga ata e. You can afford them, dude. at pagbalik mo dito sa earth, ikaw na lang ang nag tataglish.

I like you. You prompt the anger in me.